sex with rivet
once you reach the top, there is no way but down
>>739180823why did scratchit and wank get to be the like single legacy sony IP that got to live. haven't seen fucking sly cooper or jak and daxter or ape escape in ages but we get a new one of these every couple of years. and before someone says "4 da furries" sly cooper again has not gotten a new game in over a decade
>>739181131>>739181178>>739181225>>739181265porn addiction
>>739181131>>739181178>>739181225>>739181265>>739181324LOMBAX TIDDIES
>>739181284sorry but ratchad won
>>727471073this anon gets it
as far as i'm concerned this series stopped after deadlockedit peaked with 2 anyway
>>739181324Anyone else find it embarassing that Sony studios need to make their own memes because their fans won't?
>>739181551
>>739181660Okay, that's something
>>739181493>this anon that's totally not me gets it
>>739181131I can't fap to her ever since I learned she's voiced by Jennifer Hale
i'm just curious what you get out of posting so much lombax porn to the 3 of us here
>>739182181english dub is always an issue just set it to a different language that has good voice actors
>>739182196I like to share my rivet folderwe don't see her enough
>>739182487no worries i didn't mean to make you sad keep posting
They look sooooo good together!
>>739181551I mean with R&C the joke is that the game used to be great on the ps2 now they are generic sony/pixar trash
>>739183165
>>739183161not interested in AI
>>739181131LOMBAX TITTIES!!!!!
Why does it feel like Rivetfags have only played her game?
>>739183370how do you know?
>>739181543Why are they talking like blacks.
>>739183857White people talk like robots unless they're from the south, then they're based.
>>739181374Made me kek damn it
>>739180823>Ratchet doesn't swallow>>739181131>Rivet does
im gay for ratchet
>>739181284Is it really living when you have to wait nearly a decade for a sequel
>>739183005Coco is the far superior choice
>>739181131I was incredibly disappointed to find out that Rivet wasn't a guy.I was hoping for some sissy lombax action.
I like how everyone forgot about the mobile exclusive OW clone that pulled 10 Lombax OCs out of its ass to pad the roster instead of using existing characters.
Human men are so lucky...
>>739183005>>739184151She would never fuck a dirty lousy goyim like you
>>739183118I mean with anons like you the joke is that the older games from the ps2 are viewed with nostalgia now they are bad generic sony/pixar trash because you're an old jaded cunt
>>739181131vore with rivet
Rift Apart seems like a fun game, but damn I ain't paying $70 for a platformer shooter.40 shekels is the most I'm willing to pay.
>>739185290you know you can play for free
>>739185290Why be a paypig when you can get it for free? I've played every R&C game and even though I no longer really playing single player games, I enjoyed Rift Apart
>>739185041what anons criticize about nuratchet is the sissyfication
>>739180823This series was over when they censored the original title to 4 and they switched from sex jokes to fart jokes for the title in the newest one.
>>739181374Jak 1 was pretty good, then fell off from there.Sly was never in the running.
>>739181284Because Insomniac actually wants to make them? Sucker Punch is too busy with the Ghost games, and Naughty Dog is a shell of its former self more interested in huffing Druckmann's fumes.
>>739180823>franchise is responsible for the worst board forced meme
>>739183916this was the best one. holy shit that deepthroat
>>739181374lol
>>739184362>pulled 10 Lombax OCs out of its ass to pad the roster instead of using existing characters.So like every other multiplayer R&C game?
>>739182181>Jennifer HaleI don't know who that is. Porn star?
>>739183916would of have been great if it didn't start with rape
>>739191707thats what makes it better
>>739191792what makes it so good is that she does it on her own at the end. I'm missing that>haghguagguagguaghughguagugaughughsound though
>>739183232this makes the human malefags seethe and howl
>>739180823The Life of Pie short the animation studio did a while later was genuinely funny and what the movie should have been like. Although I don't think the movie was bad at all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8v0JF86NEY
>>739190973Weak bait.
>>739181178Smug bitch needs correction
>>739181405Can't believe people are still posting my shitty edit lol
>>739181985At least they kept her ass.
GamingBrit said all there is to say about this franchise sadly
>>739185290Well you're in luck
>>739192432It's cherry-picking tho. The game lost it's edgy humor and that's it. Ok maybe Ratchet's character design is less badass.But other than that everything is great.
>>739193043Other than that... so what's left? I think the series died at ACIT at its latest. What's the point of replaying the same game over and over again? Rift Apart doesn't add anything, if the game doesn't have an interesting personality/soundtrack (HORRIBLE soundtracks nowadays)/story/atmosphere then you might as well just not bother play the 15th strafe-jump simulator
>>739180823My favorite example of this in the RC series is:>UYA has a scene where the guy narrating Qwark's documentary breaks character over how stupid Qwark's claim of fighting "Robot Ghost Space Pirates" was.>RC series always had robot enemies so we've got that.>ToD then creates robot space pirates mostly to capitalize on the Pirates of the Caribbean craze at the time, we're at 3/4 nouns so far...>Then QfB makes you fight a ghost one because spooky theme and that entire game was centered around the space pirates already.This wasn't self-aware either, there was no nods at all to them accidentally creating an enemy idea that the original devs mocked for being retarded.
>>739181374Me on the right
I'm still surprised the PS2 and PS3 R&C games didn't get PS5 ports/remasters
>>739193136What is the problem with that? What if some people want that?I just love playing the games, and others like it as well. Not millions upon millions of people which is why I get so defensive over the series, it's not even big but people still feel the need to trash it constantly.And when Insomniac changed the formular and did something different with multiplayer games people trashed it as well.
>>739193171thats a self fulfilling destiny if i heard of one
>>739181309this is a very limpwristed way of saying that someone's penis and testicles are healthy
>>739193450I recently saw a video about how Sony changed the company that makes the PS1 and PS2 ports which is why they haven't released any recently. As far as PS3 goes, neither have other series like Infamous so it's not on their mind at all I would assume.
>>739184151The only decent post in this thread
>>739181374>Gets to fuck thicc latina foxlady everydaySly Coomer won
Rankings?>GC>R&C>UYA>Deadlocked>ACiT>ToD>QfB>Into the Nexus>Size Matters>Rift Apart>pile of dog shit>giant pile of dog shit>RemakeThe remake has decent gameplay but what the fuck is the point when the story is retarded, the guns are either rehashes or useless, and the soundtrack is cancer for my ears? I don't care much for RA either but it's still better than whatever the fuck they tried to do.>>739192084I agree Life of Pie was pretty good, the movie just fell flat too many times for me. A real remake (which is apparently impossible for Sony) would've been amazing. The first game had grit and actually felt like a platforming adventure so they had no excuse to fuck things up besides being retarded.
>>739198148GC=R&C...and RA needs to be higher up, i'd place it after ACiT
>>739192138It's not bait, I'm genuinely kinda retarded when it comes to random faggot actors or whatever and just assume they're from porn when a random name I don't know of gets posted here. So as far as I'm concerned, the bitch that anon posted was a porn star.
>open R&C thread>full of rivettroon secondary goonershit spamkill yourselves
>>739193481>What if some people want that?They can and I guess it's likely there'll always be a niche to fill for mediocre strafe-shoot-jump games since they tend to be somewhat fun when the guns are good, but objectively speaking it's just retreading territory that's already been explored DOZENS OF TIMES except now it's missing the actual core that kept this thing together and made it more than a key janglers
>>739198975>RA better than any of the PS3 gamesIt beats the remake, maybe the PSP game, but that's it.
>>739192356The faggot character designer who bragged about refusing to give her tits "because she didn't need to look like a human female" also bragged about how much effort he put into sculpting her ass.
>>739185290Rift apart seems like a fun game, but damn I ain't playing a game that's nothing but pixar romance wank.Judging by the threads it's got nothing else going on
>>739200397you're jaded if you try to claim RA < QfB and Nexus. And it's also better than ToD if you're honest with yourself
>>739201319Mechanically it's better but it's so appalling in all of the other ways that I don't think it really gets better. Game length aside of course, I don't factor that in.
>>739201418Meh, the way I see it, if I want the old Ratchet I can still play his games. And nu!=bad, it's just different. I'm not a huge fan of Nuratchet either, but the game itself is phenomenal.
>>739201630>nu!=badThat's where you're wrong. Other than mechanically there's nothing good about this. 9 planets btw, from PS3 era no less.
>>739201786I bet you'd like it if you were the age you played the OG at
>>739201869I'm not sure. Honestly I think even kid me would find Ratchet unappealing, boring, bland and a fucking faggot. I always loved Ratchet because he was devious, joked around, was kind of horny and really had that bit of unrefined edge to him. This made him relatable, funny, charming. Now does that mean I would definitely hate RA as a kid? Probably not, I'd still be impressed by the visuals and the key jingling in my face, as a kid. I'd love it less than the PS2 ones, or even the PS3 ones though.
>>739201989Ratchet was already turning faggy in Nexus, RA should at least be before Nexus.
>>739202093I agree PS3 era Ratchet had his issues (hamfisted backstory especially) but RA is basically HR speak the whole way through. Even fucking DUNKEY had to notice it. Well at the end of the day we're really just debating which turd smells worse, it's not that big of a deal.
>>739202172Just shooting the shit
>>739183782sex
>>739181131Funny how she suffered the Tracer effect of being a canon dyke, but majority of the porn is straight.
>>739196657>Gets stranded back in timeDid he? Now with him out of the picture we all get a chance to crack the Fox
Why does Sony insist on making her a lesbian?
>>739192290crazy you kept the thread alive
>>739204347Anon, Carmelita has gotten nothing but high quality BCC(Big Cooper Cock) daily for a long ass period of time. She won't settle for anything less, and we mere men can't compete with Sly Cooper. Also>crackWay to show your age
