Tataru is gonna become the new Phys ranged job
>>739193302How's she gonna kick a blitzball with those stubby legs?
when will she be punished for her crimes?
>>739193302Thread friend! I summon thee! We have a new thread to shit up let us continue to talk about Giott's gender!
>>739193302Tataru is gonna become my wife.
>>739193698Is that... legal?
>>739193580What crime? This is CNC play
>>739193580That femroe that took your measurements for the first Tataru outfit still remarks you have a big cock if you talk to her in Revenant's Toll, she's in that far-off building with the retainer bell nearby, go inside and swing a right. Same place as the vendor for augmented artifact armor and ilvl 90 artifact upgrades
>>739193581That's already been settled. We're talking about Tataru here.
>>739193698Throughly used goods
>>739193729Tataru is 21 as of ARR, probably 24 as of Dawntrail
Any reason to be doing OC past the first stage of the relic weapon?
>>739193913Do you want any of the rewards?
>>739193961What are they
>>739193805
>>739193850So you admit defeat?
>>739193913Job outfits for Berserker, Time Mage, CannoneerAmano artwork glamour outfits for Bartz, Lenna and FarisNext zone's job outfits will be Gladiator, Geomancer and Mystic KnightSecond round of Bartz/Lenna/Faris sets, this time based on their SNES/GBA sprites
After playing paladin for a while I have concluded without a doubt that I’m to retarded to play tank, at least in dungeons, mostly because I panic when I start to see my health drop too much and start hitting all my mitigations skill, so I will just tank for trials and alliance raids
>>739193998Go into OC and look at the vendor. There are FFV job glamours, Amano style Bartz, Lenna, and Faris glamours, an airship mount, some minions.
>>739194114Just blame the healer
>>739193998If you don't plan on doing Forked Tower, you can still get the armor to +1 to save some time during North Horn (apparently having +2 now just makes getting to next stages faster).Doing the CEs has a chance of dropping an accessory which sells for like 40 million easily. Also I sell the Fortune Carrots that go for 2-3 million each.OC is used for the third stage for the "paste" but it's faster to do other stuff sadly. Depends on how long you'll be in OC.
I'm often getting ignored in XIV threads. Starting to think that XIV threads are just filled with bots...
>>739193827but im a thighlander
>Warrior of Light is still a Viper in the Evercold trailerI won.
>>739194169The worst part about South Horn +2 being used for the North Horn armor is that I'm gonna have to farm second copies of all of them for glamour.
>>739194301
>>739194169I don't know what's +1 how to do that. I'm level 20 though if that matters.
>>739194296If you're a girl you've instead got the fattest pussy in all of EorzeA
>>739193302only highlander men can satisfy that
>>739194301he's a reaperto celebrate rpr finally being free from the abysmally bad rotation it currently has in reborn
Oh I just realized, Blue Mage and Beastmaster are going to be exempt from the Reborn/Evolved changes. If ever there was a final dying gasp for anybody holding out that they'd get elevated to full jobs.
Would be 10x better without the weird plate piercings
is this the thread?
>>739194742
>>739194357>>739194443That's not the Wol, it's the Azem shard of the 4th.
>>739194643if anything, evolved would've been the perfect chance to make them fully fledged jobs.We could've had evolved as actual combat jobs and reborn as the existing limited jobs, but alas
Playing heavensward i can see were they got inspiration for ff16
>>739194816>that outfitwait a minute....
>>739194874Builded for naizuri
>>739193302I like Tataru's questline in EWKinda sad we will have 2 expansions in a row away from Aldenard
Square Enix should get SZA to sing the main theme of a FFXIV expansion one day.
I hate lalafell
>>739195540who?
>>739194850Primal vs primal is so raw.We need more of it.
>>739195607yeah i wouldn't expect you to know
>>739193302Tataru would like you to hurry up and get in the robot already.
>>739195840What's your favorite thing to say in your party chat?XD LE LALAS HAVE THE BEST VIEWhey in orbonne... remember to show him your hole XDoh and in p11 and sos.... PREPARE FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE XD*queue into Innocence* OH NO HE'S HOT XDWELCOME TO SHADOWBRINGERS XD*queue into zodiark* WELCOME TO ENDWALKER XDFARLEMALD AWOOPHANTOM TRAIN? I HOPE WE CAN SUPLEX IT XDBIG FAT TACOS XD BIG FAT TACOS XD SO BIG*any instance* TURN THE VOLUME UP!*finishing the vault or there's a sprout in an important duty* ENJOYYYYY THE CUTSCENE :) WINK WINK DO NOT SKIP IT PLEASE IT'S SO GOOD JUST WAIT YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS*cape westwind* LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE HARDEST TRIAL IN THE GAME*eva raid* GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI XD*eva raid again* CONGRATULATIONS! XD
>>739193302Omg, Tataru, hi!
>>739194114How is it possible to be this retarded.
>>739195882
>>739195882You forgotCHICKEN TENDERS! READY TO FRY! XD
>>739194365Just requires a ton of gold and silver. Literally just go look at the vendors, retard. Holy shit, it's not rocket science.
>>739195882This list always comes across to me as seething about normal community in-jokes
>>739194114play WAR in dungeonsyou press Bloodwhetting and become effectively immortal for 8 seconds
>>739196006Dude having a meltie in the thread.
>>739195882XIV, the only game with in-jokes, aparently.
>>739196042It's actually about how gay, unfunny, and repetitive the biohole-coded community is
>>739195882>nooooo stop having fun
>>739195882I had byakko the other day and I said "NO MORE GAMES". sorry that was pretty reddit of me but please understand I was just stimming.
>>739195960Kan-e-Senna is NOT lugging around all that.
I don't usually see ninjas around (no joke intended) unless they're really good
>>739194114you literally just rotate one defensive at a time and spam your aoe combo
Lalas live the best life
>>739196305Why would anyone play NIN when it's much more complex than VPR and provides less damage?
>>739196042very few of those are actually in jokes though
>>739195882thiss>hey in orbonne... remember to show him your hole XDthis>*queue into Innocence* OH NO HE'S HOT XDthis>*any instance* TURN THE VOLUME UP!we can't do this anymore >*cape westwind* LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE HARDEST TRIAL IN THE GAMEI yell im about to goon on Ruby Weapon transition scene also
>>739195882Anon, Cape Westwind has been a solo duty since 6.1.Update your fucking list, retard.
Rava you say?
>>739196420No.
>>739196409mudras funalso the median difference is like 300 dps, who fucking cares
huh...
>>739196507>mudras funYes, but they have a fail state unlike Viper so why wouldn't everyone just pick the retard job with infinite mobility that does more damage?>>739196550My boywife Alphinaud.
>>739195882why do xivers always try to be the funniest person in the room? what's with them repeating the same dead jokes over and over and over again
>>739196592because they like the mudras and think the mudras are funare you a little slow or something
love lalas
>>739196409Because it's more fun to play. I'm not playing google excel. The damage matters but not nearly enough to make your post sound reasonable instead of garbage.
>>739196448No, only the futa version.
The new tanking job will be Lalafell only and requires age verification. My source? It came to me in a dream.
>>739196550my boywife
>>739196645>>739196659If the people playing this game cared about fun they would have been playing BLM before it got raped into a retard job. They play what's easy and what does the most damage.
OH NO JULLUS BROS DONT LOOK
This guy is genuinely braindead.
This guy is genuinely vague.
>>739196305I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than playing a NINTR. Think about it logically. You are debuffing, comboing, positioning, and ninjitsuing a boss solely so that the party can get higher parses.All the hard work you put in to your beautiful rotation: flanking and positioning, making sure to use your ranged ninjitsu during certain attack windows, shukuchiing, raijuing...All of it has one simple result: the boss is more enjoyable for the party that will burst them in every hole.Performed the perfect rotation? Great. Who benefits?If you're lucky, a random SAM who had nothing to do with your rotation commends you.He gets to fuck the boss every 60 seconds.He gets the full benefit your debuff that came from the way you combo'd the boss.As a man who plays a NINTR, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 minutes of your life simply to debuff a boss for another player to burst.It is the ULTIMATE and FINAL cuck.Think about it logically.
>>739196759>manlet garlean or giant gigachadhe never had a chance
>>739196609>he says as he's currently trying to be the funniest in the room
>>739196659Looks like from BLM to MNK pretty much everyone is tied. RPR a tad bit ahead and SAM a tad bit behind.Why is that retard whining?
>>739196759>gives the bento jullus made her to golbezLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>739196747BLM is and always has been a popular job, and literally nobody asked Square to retardproof itwhat the fuck are you talking about
>>739196759>>739196838Zero will literally take both.At the same time.
>>739196868Where's the whining? I'm telling you why you don't see NINs.>>739196903>BLM is and always has been a popular jobPFFFFTT AAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>739196903It had one of the lowest play rates at endgame before the rework.
>>739196845No I'm not.
>>739194379BASED FEMWOL DATS RITE
>>739196918Golbez gets the pussy, albeit
>>739196941>I have no actual refutation so I'm just going to mockingly laughI defy you to find more than a single fight per expansion where BLM had significantly fewer logs than any other job
>>739196941>provides less damage than VPR>is actually ahead>that's why you don't see NINsMake sense.
>>739197042Damn, that was easy. Want another?
>>739197004He seems like an ass man bobeit.
>>739196918You think Jullus would want that?
>>739197105why machinist is so ass
>>739194672armor sissies are prince albert fags
>>739197042>>739197105OTHER FIGHT
>>739197141You think he would dare to object?
>currently 20m on level 93 dungeon as dpsHow the fuck do I level this crap
>>739197042>>739197164ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>739197186yes...
>>739197217welcome to the dps life
>>739197242yee of excessive faith
>>739193302would make it a 10/10 as long as shes actually with us
>>739197217wonderous tailsAFK in trust dungeons and tab back in occasionallybozja still works past level 80 I think, just to a lesser degree
I haven’t played since SB. Its fucking insane how boring summoner is now. When Inheard they summoned the actual summon i was excited, I was gaslit beyond comprehension.I mean sure egis were not visually impressive but holy shit I was not expecting pets to just be…gone. Not even fucking carbuncle. Literally all it does is a crappy shield, this class is so unbelievably boring to play now.Did they delete pets from scholar too??
>>739197105>>739197164>post rework numbersyou need to find something from BEFORE the rework, chungus
>>739194850the lead writer and director of XVI were just the dudes running ARR and HWIt also explains (unfortunately) why it had less gameplay variety than Stormblood
>>739196550my husbando alphinaud and his huge cock and huge mansion.
How good is Ninja rn?
>>739197450The exact same level of good as every other dps. What exactly are you asking? This is quite literally the game that takes the word “balance” to completely unfun levels
>>739197394That's on-patch Lightheavyweight.
>>739197642how does BLM being unpopular now equate to BLM needing a rework because nobody played it beforeall you're proving here is that tons of people played the new jobs for the first patch because no fucking shit, of course they didyou absolute buffoon
IM GOING IM GOING IM GOING
>>739194169Wait what accessories drop from the ce?
>>739197162Not as sissies & fags as these people like Roegamaniac.
>>739197848
>>739197848they tell you this and them you tell them they need to pay taxes and everything like the rest of the workers and is sexual exploitation now, sight.
>>739197241That's lot of pissomancers and wipers
>>739194110>Second round of Bartz/Lenna/Faris sets, this time based on their SNES/GBA spritesThis is the most exciting thing from there for me
>>739197346Bozja past 80 is cool but past 90 is pushing it way too hard you're going into 20 levels above at that point.Also, can you actually AFK in trust dungeons? Don't they just follow you so if you're AFK they'll just stand there, no?
>>739197351You still can summon Eos (Selene is a pet glamour now), she will cast her healing spell on her own and you still can give her orders, but she can't be targeted so she is basically immortal.I don't really play summoner but I think every egi works like a typical FF summon now (you summon them, they attack once and leave immediately). They actually look like Garuda/Ifrit/Titan now, at least.
>>739196653thats actually hot, usually all mods are shit
when did zero and halmarut and hoary boulder turn out gay?i must have missed that
>>739194816Pinklala...
>>739197742>how does BLM being unpopular nowYou seem confused. Lightheavyweight was the first tier. The current tier is Heavyweight. And BLM is currently very popular because it was turned into a retard job.
>>739197450>>739196659
>>739198046it is indeed
>>739198257delusion
>>739198234when people say shit like afking in trust, they mean you be a dps in the trust and pull a pack and then go afk while they kill that pack.ONE PACK. No more.
>>739193580>>739193827>>739194296>wol, alphinaud, estinien all have fat cocks. Think i know how the portals to shards work bros
>>739198234You pull a pack and they kill it
>>739194110will.... we get no necromancer sets?
flare star and the thunder changes ruined blm
>>739198286BLM got reworked at the start of the expansion though
>>739198358There are already 3 sets with bone ornamentation of them anon
>>739198257it came to in a dreamjust likeyaana, honey b, eutrope (literally in a straight relationship btw), vamp fatale, retsarra (literally in a straight relationship btw), hector, shale, y'shtola, sphene and wuk being gay
Can they update the sound vfx? The slashing sounds for SAM, RPR, and VPR give me tinnitus. Yes even when I lower them
>>739195882I'm gonna sound so reddit for saying this, but you do know that it's alright to feel emotions besides anger and bitterness, right?
>>739198465Hector and VF live together
>>739198286NTA and I used to play BLM a bit up to SHB first raid, the second I arrived super late. Anyway. I don't really feel like losing the timer means all that much. Maybe because I was already used to it. It's cool sometimes to not have to worry about it but I dunno. Feels like I haven't actually changed much of how I play the job.
ohhh no more regular npc finally
>>739198506It's also okay not to spam the same reddit "joke" for years the instant you queue into something because you have to be the funniest guy in the room and you're trained to repeat canned phrases for reddit karma.
>>739198257Melt these people down into biofuel to lubricate train parts
>>739198506/v/ told me any emotions besides anger and bitterness are either transgender or an israeli psyop
WHERE IS ESTINIEN NOW WHY WAS HE NOT IN THE GATHERING WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS OF HIM HAVING GONE MISSING
>>739195882>Queue for one of the omega fightsIM HERE TO KILL CHAOS
>azem (4ths reincarnation)>azem (buttplug crystal)>azem (ethos)here's your level 110 dungeon trusts bro.
>>739198596>oracle of frostwut?Also, I didn't know Ysayle could tank in trust dungeons
>>739198596>oracle of frostwat is that new/ she was always a arcanist
>>739198668relax, he's gonna show up in the 7.55 patch story.
>>739198668nothing. they just use him to be there in a save to day mission. I really thought thancred and uiranger were doing somethin important when they were gone but no they were just looking at native drunks. Cast is too bloated they need to bench alisaie ,tataru, and krile
>>739198358Nope! No Necromancer job set
>>739198668nothing. disappearing, going around and doing his own thing, and mainly showing up only when he's needed or someone is in danger has been kind of his thing for a while now
>>739198312>>739198336Yeah okay if it was truly full AFK maybe I'd leave it, but if I have to do that then I'd rather just actually play the job.See you in 20 minutes when my queue pops.
8.0's big reveal will be that all of the Scions are secretly from other shards the same as Krile, and that they're all shards of Azemthe finale is all the scions doing a fusion dance to punch Zenos (somehow he returned and turned into a moon god)
crazy how they made these huge zones for cosmic exploration and they're pretty much completely pointless
>>739198731>>739198732Shadowbringers call-forward I'm guessing, I don't remember MSQ ever identifying her as such. But it fits with Ryne and Gaia being "oracles of light/darkness" and that title doesn't really mean anything for them in either case, for Ryne it just means she's had Minfilia's spirit in and around her and for Gaia it just means she's a reincarnated Ascian
>>739198821i'm crying a bit tbf :(
>>739198506This.>>739198612Not everyone is plugged in 24/7 to see it every day for the past 20+ years to grow sick of it. Most people play for like an hour a week and that dungeon run is probably the only one they will do that month and is the only time they're forced to interact with a group of randoms.Pull the stick out of your ass and quit being fucking autistic where you have no concept of other peoples perspectives and assume every single person on earth has heard a joke you've heard a billion times.
>>739198883They are cool to be at while gathering. But for crafting, it's pretty silly because you just sit in base spamming macros/artisan so changing the planet affects you.Honestly, they should have scratched occult crescent and just implemented it into cosmic exploration.
>>739198939>you have no concept of other peoples perspectives and assume every single person on earth has heard a joke you've heard a billion times.The reason they're repeating the same joke is because they do know it and have heard it enough times to know it's "the joke" for that piece of content and they need to say it to show everyone else that they're hilarious and know the joke too.
>>739198612Not gonna lie I think it's kinda facebook humor but I can't imagine being this bothered about it. That's performative levels of paying deliberate attention to something just so you can be mad.
>>739193302>Gil Toss but as an entire job
>>739198235You dont actually give them orders this is a lie. The cooldown of the fairy ability is tied to the player so its your own cooldown now. You cannot order it to cast embrace. Its essentially completely autonomous on that regard and has no skills of its own. Selene was just deleted.
>>739199008Congratulations anon that's how in-jokes work
>>739198257These are the same mentally stunted idiots who think Ryne and Gaia are dykes because they can't comprehend two women being friends.
>first we take ryne to the honeybee>then we give her a big crystal that she care barely wrap her hands around
>>739199016
there is friendship and there is shoving their tongues up each other's buttholes.
>>739198257i got a laugh out of the squashed down hoary boulder picture
>>739199143Why is she holding what I assume is a memoria crystal? I really need to redo some questlines cuz I forget shit really hard
>>739199121but but but theres like but like theres but a rainbow butthat cant have any other meaning in a raid series about the FLOOD of light
Predictions for 8.0?>You will have at least 6 of the scions show up for trial at 103 and 107>level 100 dungeon is about a lost/old civilization>WoL pulls out the orange crystal at trial 110>The theme is letting go and death
>>739193302>It's Slinger>yfw she's launching worthless coinage and small, sharp rocks at enemies at mach speeds>yfw she brains Halmarut by complete accident and gives her amnesia
>>739199234That's from giving them the memoria crystal for Zeromus
>>739196653Holy shit, source?
>>739199113>they don't even know the jokes, they've never heard them before!>"Yes they have.">UHH YEAH THAT'S HOW IT WORKS WISE GUY WOOOOW YOU'RE SO SMART GOOD JOB
>>739198290Surely there's more to classes than just raw DPS? Do they not have utility skills that would alter their value at all?
>>739199278Why did we give her that?
>>739199234anon kun in 6.5 we go to the first so we can get some light and shit it into the thirteenth via the crystal towerthen at the end we go back and give ryne zeromus' memoria crystal so she can figure out a way to free zeromus in the first and introduce a shit load of darkness aether to heal the place
>>739199240Just say something like 'thats a child :\'
>>739199313Because giving them a bigass concentration of Darkness for a world that has basically no Darkness is helpful
>>739196653Okay, I will.
>>739199314>>739199349Yes ok it's slightly coming back to me now. I'm pretty sure I have early onset alzheimer's and I'm not even joking.
>>739199286NTA but you are legitimately angrily and snarkily greentexting over in jokes.Do you just spend all day cooped up in your own room recycling the oxygen?
>>739199314why did we give Ryne the dark aether crystal instead of Gaia?
>>739199394He spends all day starting dumb arguments over nothing and then asks what you did in the game if he gets slapped back in a way he can't easily winJust Shitposter Things
>Special Scion version of Job ability is called 'Make it Rain' and instead of the usual shits she causes fake gil to rain on her enemy like they are a cheap stripper
>>739199437Gaia shows up literally seconds later
>>739199121Gaia's dsl's are for straight men
>>739199394You're seething because someone made fun of your unfunny normalfag reddit jokes, project a little less.
>>739199392It's also when you see Gaia again (if you did Eden)Who... makes a joke... about her amnesiHold up, anon, are you Gaia?>>739199437Because Gaia would stick it up her own ass.Jokes aside we give it to Ryne because we know her better, but Gaia says some shit about how she could help, or to call on her next time. Idk the specifics, it's been like 2+ years.
>>739199437Because she's the Oracle of Light.If you give the dark crystal to the dark Oracle, she'd get a big debuff.Has raiding taught you nothing?
>>739193879Shut the fuck up Hancock. We all know you were frequenting the Okama bars in Kugane.
>>739199483Tataru putting a 20 gil note into the boss's thong
>>739198506You guys look like a hoard of these whenever you spew the same tired jokes during hunt trains and stuffI have seen these jokes for 12+ years, we get it you "fit in" manThe point is that you are a drone just repeating what you hear in hopes that people accept you, when in reality people just glance to the textbox and cringe
>>739199121>>739199509My WoL has a FFM threesome with them, though.They lez out for his pleasure.
>>739199575yes yes, you are very special, anon
>>739199575You're not unique, you're just a no-fun retard.
>>739199575>CROC ON THE ROCK>AHAHAHAHA I'M MAKING THE TRAIN HARD ON PURPOSE, I'M MEEEEEEMING!!!
>>739199519>Has raiding taught you nothing?The grey parser always wins the roll
>>739199575farlemald
>>739199575Not gonna lie, I never used any of these jokes because they're kinda lame and repetitive, but I might actually start now, knowing it'll make some embittered, huffy guy quietly seethe about it without daring to say a thing about it.
>>739199437>why did we give [msq item] to [msq character] instead of [side content character]
No mmo ever gave me the power trip I had tanking in FFXIV.
kek, they don’t stop bitching at each other
>>739197848These people should be made to leave FFXIV, made to feel unwelcome, a hostile atmosphere towards them, a complete banishment towards them. I feel nothing but disgust and loathing towards these 'people'.
>>739199695Gaia was made part of the MSQ smartass
>>739199674Based reactionary behavior
>>739199270>warrior of lig- Far wanderer picks up dogshit>kino>alisaie will shit it all up screeching like a cunt in her stupid pet arch>odin is a loser>halibut is a retard goof>stupid ass empire antagonist that wastes our time from the true goal. >mommy daddy issues quest>leave the 4th because tataru says the mhiggers are rioting or something dumb. >theres a part where the ice is cold where you get to snuggle against a scion (hoary boulder) >yshtola say shes loves you (cat hag trailer version)
>>739199563>Tataru walk up behind WoL>Stuffs a was of Gil notes down the front of his pants>Slaps him in the ass>WoL gets a 20% damage buff/resistance>Only does it to WoLAbility is called "Work it Handsome!"
>>739199456This reminds me of that anon who starts arguments about things like Eureka or FFXI and then when you point out inconsistencies that suggest he's never actually touched the thing he's talking about he starts spamming about random boogeymen living in his walls.
>>739199772Honestly, at this point they really just should say "this is Gaia, I met her during [raid series]" and if you didn't play that raid series, then boo fucking hoo go back.
>>739199748yeah it was good
>>739199802You're not getting anemos light by doing this
>>739199707>USING MY OWN BODY TO BLOCK MOUNTAIN FIRE AND CREATE A SAFE ZONE BEHIND MY CHARRED CORPSEBIGGEST FUCKING DICK MOMENT OF ANY MMO EVER
>>739199797Tataru is a bar slut. People might have forgot but I didn't. She got her information in Heavensward by shagging the Ishgardians at the pub.
>>739199835There's no light farm in Anemos.
>>739199802>but what about MY boogeymanLol
>>739199802>the anon who did grifter streamer takes>didnt work so he started doing whypipo slop>gets bannedkek
>>739197848>Brother of positivty>Ally brotherI already know he's done something terrible in the past his trying to cover up, it's always those types.
>>739199802I love how when people were mostly positive about XIV, every time you called a repetitive shitposter out, he'd pull out an ebin list of boogeymen.Now that people are more broadly critical and shitposters feel more welcome, you see a lot of them go "every poster that disagrees with me same poster and they're all the [insert thing i hate] defender"
>>739199837IIRC they also had tank LB2 be mandatory in Seat of Sacrifice or else a party wipe is guaranteedToo bad for whatever reason people don't use it during party finder roulettes even if you tell them to.
>Tataru is with WoL when group is getting ready to go to the 4th>Some mishap happens and she gets dragged along>She's unarmed and unprepared
>>739199882alisaie is a pig
>>739199932He has posted here before, he's a complete fuckhead.
>>739199630>>739199640That's not the point, I'm making fun of your desperation to be accepted and fit in since you're total weirdosMake some OC you uncreative egotistical faggots>>739199674>voidlists you
>>739199989Indeed.
>>739199932He really is the other side of the retard coin as Athena Areia/Lanselot. They're honestly perfect for each other. He too is one bad day away from going full shitting over the walls and writing ominous portents with his own shit.
>>739198506not on here
>>739199984that sounds boring. her coming back was retarded only to bug us with garlenigger stuff.
>>739199984Tataru also shagged everyone in Hingashi.
>>739199862She was dancing, singing and telling stories. Her popularity was due to the fact that most Ishgardians have never seen a Lalafell nor know anything about the rest of Eorzea.
>>739200042>that sounds boring. her coming back was retardedcope
>>739193302she looks like a nortubel character
>>739200049That's what they all travel abroad for.
>>739199984Tataru will never be put into a combat role, she already tried and failed. She accepted her skills are in managing the scions, and she's proud of her work.
>>739200104KILL YOURSELF
giott my beloved
sorry but as soon i saw tataru all dolled up in a kimono like some harlot during the stormblood explansion i lost all respect for the character
Where was the new ascien while literally everything that happened so far was happening? Was she just sitting there all this time?
Y'know what. You motherfuckers and complain all you want. But just remember, Tataru canonically molested WoL and there's nothing you can do about it... Also according to her assistant, WoL is well hung.
>>739200126>She accepted her skills are in evading taxesfix'd
Evercold will have a cold northern crater thingy as a le FF7 reference, innit?
>>739200161
>>739199989She's my WoL's pig.
>>739200174Making contact and preparing with key figures on other shards like Calyx
>>739200209She shines best when she's next to her mom
>>739200189>tataru, some gay fashion hyur, a big ol roegadyn bitch saw the warrior of lights huge cock or fat pussy. based.
>>739200174Halmarut is autistic. Please understand that she escaped her goon chamber.
>>739200191>evading taxesHoly based!
I keep seeing these weird shadows appear and disappear during the Merchant's Tale boss fightsThey are clearly not meant to be there, they go between light and dark shadows at random, and parts of them also appear and disappear for a few secondsHas anyone ever seen this?Mod fucking up?Some random graphical setting fucking up?Fried GPU?
>>739200217Since like 1.0? No way man.
>>739200072More like it was due to the fact most Ishgardians hadn't felt the inside of a Lalafell pussy, all night long at the Inn, one after another. She got a real pounding.
>>739194772I think this too. It's gonna be our next Ardbert. He already "saved" the reflection by flooding it with fire, but caused more problems. That's why we have not seen any icy zones at all. Yes, I know they are on floating islands, but it's silly to think that EVERY zone will be a floating island when we have seen volcanoes and shit instead.
>>739200174They said she was travelling around the shards looking for useful idiots to do her bidding. Then she tried to confront the WoL like the other asciens only to spill her spaghetti.
>>739200289>Since like 1.0?Since probably 5.3 because that's about when Fandaniel started doing stuff because the Unsundered were all dead and couldn't keep them marching to the beat of the Ascian drumMost likely earlier than that because other sundered Ascians were still doing stuff and still making their own plans or even dying and the Unsundered didn't care, no rescue operation for Mitron or Loghrif even after one became a Sin Eater and the other died and reincarnated
>>739200256lel by any chance do you have the better shadows plugin, it shits out like that. Think the worst instance I've seen with it turned on is on alex 8.
>>739200289Nah she 100% started on the the moment Hydaelyn went poof... Huh, now that I think if it. Why didn't the other Ascians step in to give Fandango a gang initiation style beating the moment he shot the tower beam at Zodiark?
>>739200391>omg he stared at meto>BUT WHAT IF YOU DIDNT HAVE BREAKFAST WOL? end expansion patches are always retconned.
>>739200391>Then she tried to confront the WoL like the other asciens only to spill her spaghetti.OMG she's such a girlfailure xDOMG i bet she rehearsed it in a mirror and then goofed LMAOOO
>>739200256i think it's just graphical errors and it hasnt gotten fix nor will ever be fixed as you're likely the only person to do that content within the past 7 months
>>739200447she was right, though. we just retardstrength our way through all our problems and murder whatever the big bad is, but this time there is no big bad.
>>739200391>Tried coming off as cool and knowledgeable. Like Venat >Went full time instead You just know that the moment she and Calyx were back home she was punching the air and calling herself a retard
>>739200421I do have that plugin installed.Is that the issue?Because I've had it for a few days, and I wasn't having this issue yesterday while doing Merchant's TaleAlso, I fucking died because I was trying to take screenshots of the shadows and post them here while doing the fight
>>739200256I'd have a similar issue in M12S during idyllic Dream and onwardsI'd get weird glossy patterning and blobbing on the floorIt's just a game glitch, you're probably goodAlso this >>739200478
>>739200478I did that content many times and never had weird shadows like that. It's mod fuckery or his GPU.
>>739199667>The grey parser always wins the roll
>Halmarut the moment she got back to the Winterers base after her disaster of a entrance and explanation
Is this faggot still in these threads?
>>739200697Wrong game sis
>>739200697>The big toe on his right foot is visibly bigger than the one on his left footWhat sort of mutant is this?
>>739200236Ameliance is my WoL's pig, too.
>>739200681That's fine. She's fine. I'll help her feel better.
>>739200530>but this time there is no big bad.It will probably be Odin, the real one not the sword possessing people.
>>739200543>You just know that the moment she and Calyx were back home she was punching the air and calling herself a retardYes. And that's cute.>>739200468Piss your panties, sister-- oh wait, you probably already did.
>>739200697>this guy got so mad he made a photo op or A.I. sloppa imagekek
>>739200697That's me. :) FFXVI is still trash.
Do you guys say "xiv" instead of 14 too?
>>739200697he fulfilled his mission, xiv is dead
>>739200975Fino fanto
>Halmarut and Scions have a sit down to discuss how to stop the Solstice >Conversation breaks down into autistic screeching between Halmarut and Alisaie over who is WoL's biggest fan>Y'shtola is caught in the middle and is annoyed that her theories have been ignored
>ShB started with 4.5 by introducing Ascian Emet-Selch>EW started with 5.5 by introducing Ascian Fandaniel>EC starts with 7.5 by introducing Ascian HalmarutIs Ishikawa back?Can’t wait to run the final dungeon of the expansion showing how the civilizations of the Fourth got destroyed while the villain narrates the details.
>game so dead trannys would rather talk about it than play itGrimski
>>739200478>>739200570doomtardsit's your faggot plugins
>>739201067>Is Ishikawa back?If she was it Halmarut would be a male.
yawntrailthe good:-sphenes-glamour restrictions removed (only happened because the game is bleeding players)-the music except for SMILEthe bad:-occult crescent, somehow eureka 3 is even worse than eureka 2-cosmic exploration, forever dead content after evercold comes out just like island sanctuarythe terrible:-wuk lamat-alliance raids, just snooze-inducing nostalgia bait for boomers
>>739200975I say "eff eff 14"
>>739200782I think hes just pressing his right foot into the floor more flattening it out making it look wider
>>739201096I don't use any graphics mods or plugins tho
Y'know what. I'm more curious about Dewlala. She's introduced as a major player in Ul'dah, yet got immediately overshadowed by Lolorito. Honestly I think the Myths of the Twelve raid series would have been a goot set of content to involve her in
>>739201148Yeah. My toes are the same size.
Here are a few different styles you could use depending on the kind of thread you want to start.What’s the one thing in FFXIV that everyone pretends to like but actually sucks?I’ll start:24-man raids are visually cool exactly one time and then become “follow the dorito and alt-tab during dialogue” content forever.
>>739201172Sadly Myths instead gave us a femroe who is forever tied to a mediocre-bad raid series
>>739201127Ishikawa has a hardon for Au Ra too. She wrote the Azem Steppe part of SB.
>>739201210Prove it, mutant.
Where the fuck does noclippy store logs if you don't use the "output to chat log" function?Getting kind of frustrated trying to find it.
>>739201243What do I get out of it?
>>739200697>>739200965I do remember this guy getting so buttmad while being trolled that he went out of his way to post thisFun times
>>739200570>>739200652actually, it looks like >>739200421 was rightit was indeed better shadows. I guess it only happens sometimes, because I had zero issues with the shadows yesterday
Haven't played sine 7.1 and feel the urge to play some BLM. Is it worth coming back for a bit?
>>739200256Modbeast problems, never seen that
>>>/vg/
>>739201213>Here are a few different styles you could use depending on the kind of thread you want to start.Anon did you ask AI what question to ask in a FFXIV thread? Are you really unable to think for yourself?
>>739201030extremely autistic post
>>739201241>She wrote the Azem Steppe part of SB.God I love that woman.
>>739201213I don't respect Alliance raids and people who do them. I would sit at the start area of the alliance raids before they kicked you out for afking, now I just auto follow someone in my party and if I get k.o.'d I'll wait the timer until the last second to revive and then just fuck around. I hate Alliance raids. They're so fucking boring.
>>739201225>Raid series is about the Twelve >Already know SEVERAL characters with deep connections to the Twelve via worship>Ignore ALL OF THEM in favour of some literal who from Sharlayan
>>739201307You sure that's what you remember? Because what I remember is the week of AI slop spam afterwards seething about white people and fat feet.
>>739201225her look got reused for Halamrut
>>739201081So what game are you dicksucking?Because you're currently also here chatting instead of playing it.
>>739201335BLM got ruined in 7.2 sorry
>>739201307He has weird toes
>>739196409>haven't played since 6.0damn what happened to drg
>>739201129>-occult crescent, somehow eureka 3 is even worse than eureka 2better than pagosalso cosmic exploration will still be used in the future because it's basically a better ishgard restoration
>>739201392I doooon't think having a religious character on for a raid series about revealing the gods are primals/concepts and putting them to rest would have gone over well
>>739201401>Tricked you, Snoegeim WAS Halmarut.
wtf is this reborn and evolved thingy now?
>>739201392I thought the 12 raids were thematically very cool.Let down in terms of story for all but Oschon. I quite liked him.That femroe character was annoying.
>>739201446Does Fire 4 still go boom?
>>739201397I do a little bit, yeahI just mainly remember that guy spamming that timestamped picture in response because he was so mad about being mocked and made fun of
>>739201519>rebornGay and trans balancetroon sterile 2 minute meta shittery we have now>evolvedKino nu-job design that emphasizes job identity
>>739201576found the guy behind nu-SMN
>>739201225
>>739201502We were robbed of femroe Aerith.
>>739201582Are you sure that's what you remember?
>>739201604so you can pick up any version to do any kind of content?won't parseniggers demand a certain job style to be used?
>>739201519New improved combat style.
>>739201129>-cosmic exploration, forever dead content after evercold comes out just like island sanctuaryso that makes every raid series, every variant and criterion and ishgard restoration bad content
>>739201576They made it so you can't drop astral fire, so now your race to cast as many fire 4s as possible before having to cast a fire 1 to reset it is gone, taking away the only difficulty the job had.
>>739201604>Gay and trans balancetroon sterile 2 minute meta shittery we have nowThey're getting rid of party buffs in both reborn and evolved
>>739201676They won't be able to because they're all going to noose when fflogs closes.
>>739201665Yeah
bros is resubbing worth it rn or should I just wait for evercold?
>>739201519>RebornLong GCD skillchains and some abilities jobs currently have>EvolvedOne-button filler combos paired with more combo branches and less restrictive abilitiesThe one tank they've shown off wasn't very different in practice (Paladin) but he can use Cover way more often because it's now tied to his gap-closer and can target party members with it, and Paladin gets a "counter" tied to its major defensive cooldown that lets you use a 1000 potency attackThe one healer they've shown off also wasn't tremendously different in practice (White Mage) but lily generation and Afflatus Misery generation now mandates you use normal GCD healing
>>739201753Doesn't matter because reborn still functions around a two-minute build/spend cycle.
Speaking about the Myths of the Twelve raids. I'm curious what the reactions from the Eorzean Alliance would have been to finding out that WoL is now trying to fist fight their gods and has already beat the crap out of five of them.
>>739201813resub.
>>739201813There's a free login campaign going on right now, get your couple of days in and then either wait until BST drops in September or January for Evercold.
>>739201830That's what Reborn is for yes, it's probably only around to accommodate older Ultimates
>>739201519>RebornOld busted>EvolvedNew hotness>Who could possibly hate this?parsefags
Sometimes I wish I didn't buy the game through steam
>>739201972Why? I got it there because everybody told me to.
>>739201307its been 2 years and hes still mad about it
>>739201870Anon they're all dead except for Oschon...
>>739201870I think the city-state leaders could at least hazard a guess that their own gods are primals, and the Twelve are primals regardless of what they have to say on the matterNot to say they're going to be completely happy about the idea of it, but I think Ishgard would take it the hardest since they were an outright theocracy for Halone until very recently, compared even to Gridania where the elementals claiming to be fragments of Nophica is them haphazardly shoving themselves into Eorzean myth to justify their own worship
>>739201995Cause I have to unnecessarily login in through steam just to launch the game
>>739202025I think he means of they found out mid raid series
>>739202062I made the mistake of registering an authenticator as 2fa and have no idea where I stored my emergency codes to remove it.My account is virtually a timebomb.
>>739202035>where the elementals claiming to be fragments of Nophica is them haphazardly shoving themselves into Eorzean myth to justify their own worshipDo you think they sweat loudly whenever WoL enters the Shroud now?
>>739202135Send a support ticket in, they will ask for some proof you prove it's actually you, and they can remove the 2fa.
>>739201813no
I played the entire MSQ so far and have no idea half the lore shit you're talking about right now.
>>739200530We could summon the planet and kick its ass if we wanted.
>>739201290Please help.
>>739202183Very likely, they were shitting up their own backs when one (1) Blasphemy appeared around GridaniaThe game's attempts to woobify the elementals over the years when they're still psychotic forest-spirits who openly lie about not being able to communicate with anybody but padjals on a normal level AT BEST are silly
Try one of these depending on the vibe of the thread:What class/job do you instantly judge people for maining?
>>739202216The 12 alliance raids
>>739202329Reaper and/or Dark Knight are two of the coolest fucking classes but they attract shitters like flies.
>>739201290>>739202281Apparently it sends the output to something visible in the /xllog command if you have it set to not output to chat
>>739202329sam drg drk for pvpsam war drk for pve
>>739202329Viper. Its so lame
>>739202329>What class/job do you instantly judge people for maining?BRD or DNCI immediately know you are most likely a shitter.
>>739202329Idk man, I don't judge people until I see how they play
>>739202281fuck do you need this for
>>739202519BRD is harder than MCH.
>>739202021I'm not the one who's still thinking about the post two years later coming in to seethe about it.
>>739202595You're cool. I will let you die last when healing.
>>739202407Thank you.Why was that so hard for me to find?>>739202607If it logs something, I want to know where its logged and what its logging. Thats all.
What is the / command to reduce particle effects on screen and just keep yours on? Shit blowing up everywhere is blinding me.
>>739202329SMN, WARI play WAR, on occasion
>>739202678You play long enough, you see all kinds regardless of the job chosen
>>739202670me neither which makes it even funnier
>negative preconceptionVPRSMNPHYS RNG>positive preconceptionNINMNKrip old BLM
>>739202894/bfx party simple/bfx other simple
>last dungeon 45 minutes to pop>current one 28 and countingI'll be level 100 next month.
>>739202329Bard for being universally parsetroons instead of people who think music in combat is cool
>>739195981A CHICKEN TENDERRRRALL NIGGERS MUST DIEEE
consider: disciple of war healer and disciple of magic tank
>>739202329SMN
>>739201129Cosmic exploration is going to have a very long shelf life because its the best place to level crafter and gatherer from 10 to 100. Ishgard restoration/diadem is still popular, despite cosmic being better. Maybe because free trial players have access to it? Cosmic offers the following incentives:>no mats for crafting have to be gathered or used >missions can be failed with zero penalty>xp is good from the start all the way to current levels>has a story, interesting worlds and environments to run around and hang out in
>>739203440just do trusts anon
In the end what did we learn in Tural?
>>739203771You can solve all problems with spicy meat, and there is nothing like TACOS to bring people together! Now let's all SMILE
>>739203771We had to go *somewhere* for a filler arcAlso, filler arcs make people go completely fucking insane
>>739203771Every problem can be solved with food and drink.
>>739203572Yeah, Ishgard Restoration is accessible to trial players and earlier in the game's cycle.But Cosmic Exploration is far more convenient overall. Most people are probably gonna do 90 to 100 at there at least.
>>739203771diversity is our strengthpeace and happiness will always come before brute strength, terror, and warit's not what's on the outside that matters, it's whats on the insiderespect buffalo pleaseand most importantly,always leave some time for TACOS!!!
You got your fabled fish today /v/ros?
>>739203095>negative>VPR>All Phys RangedWhy?
>>739203771Never do favors for people from Sharlayan again.
We could have taken her.
>>739203867>the camp broken glass scene where Jullus cries over a drink - WOOOOW I LOVE ENDWALKER!!!!>they do the same thing but in dawntrail - AAAAHHH I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT WRITINGWhy the double standard?
>>739203440wait for the millons of players to log in
>>739203771THAT I FUCKING HATE FEMALE HROTH I HATE SOUTH AMERICANS I HATE WHITE MEN PRETENDING TO BE TEENAGE LATINO GIRLS I HATE PINK HAIRED PRIVILEGED WHITE WOMEN WHO PRETEND TO BE OPPRESSED, I HATE FAILED THEATRE WRITERS WHO HAD A 'LIFE CHANGING EVENT'.
>>739203572>because its the best place to level crafter and gatherer from 10 to 100.It sucks dick for leveling. Leves will get you to 100 in half the time or less.
>>739204091Dawntrail Bad makes for better streamer engagement
>>739204091Try not using a disingenuous argument.
>>739204091I don't think the idea in EW was food solves everything.Man I'm not even a fucking DT hater am I really gonna be stuck here in the middle between two parties ooking like chimps?
>>739204151Its fine. Its free and you can bot it. Leves are a quick and easy way to do it too, but once those run out you might as well do cosmic for free crafting.
>>739204206calm down and just share a taco with him
>>739204091Ask the writers considering Alphinaud tells the Garleans about the Turali idea of sharing food to make PEAS AND HAPPINESS and they all have their minds blown.
>>739204217The Internet killed nuance. Then raped it's corpse.
>>739204256The Garlean Community™ did believe magic wasn't real until very recently
>>739204151>It sucks dick for leveling.No it doesn't. It's pretty damn quick lol.
>>739204000i'm not very good at fishinghelp
>>739203771Mamool ja come to Eorzea and pretend to be retarded
>>739204151It sucks for gathering levelling, but crafting is quick. I just did an alt to 100 on crafter and gatherer and the gathering level was garbage. I definitely used leves to get past that more quickly
>>739204328Imagine being this terminally online retarded faggot that was subscribed throughout the entirety of yawnfail humiliation ritualKEKAROO
Where is the 9th's wol
What are they talking about?
>>739204494Eosphor who was working for Preservation.
Greetings fellow Warriors of Light. I am curious to engage in a productive and nuanced discussion regarding the current state of Final Fantasy XIV. In your opinion, what systemic gameplay improvements could Square Enix implement to maximize long-term player retention while preserving the core identity of the MMORPG experience?Personally, I believe there exists a fascinating dichotomy between accessibility and mechanical depth that deserves further examination.
>>739204494Whoever he is he didn't really show up or answer a call to justice, could have been dead at an inopportune time for the shard tooStory's probably not gonna introduce every Azem shard just to avoid getting bogged down
>>739204494Otis
>>739204517>Eosphorwhom?
>>739204758>he didn't read the notes in the lablol
>>739204758nta but one of calyx's colleagues who they kept mysterious for no reason
>playing occult crescent and falling asleep >also replaying eureka and having funHow would you fix occult crescent
>>739204086I'm coping and hoping.
>>739204516he sures likes that boi pucci
>>739204517>>739204758Eosphoros is also the greek god representing Venus as the morning star
>>739204929idk man it's all the same shit to mekill monsters in an instance but the monsters take longer to kill than in the overworld and sometimes you get a thing
>>739203771You vill eat ze tacos
finally finished 6.5 and done with the void shit. can't wait to explore the golden city of eldorado and colonize some native women. WESTWOLVES HERE I COME
>>739205030when 7.51 drops and the custom deliveries give me an "eat taco" emote, yesI'll laugh if the expansion ends and we still don't have one.
>>739205030Are they good tacos?
I feel like I do my mudras too slow cuz I'm afraid of pressing the buttons too fast and the server eating one of them
this zone is amazing wtf
>>739205117Prishe gives them a thumbs-up and she has Tavnazian tacos to compare to
>>739204534I'd maybe fix the part where every single last thing in the game that isn't instanced PvE group content is complete dogshit.
>>739204534getting rid of raid trannies and story skips
>>739204991I seeee
>>739205095uhheh ahahuhhhh>>739205193You mean visually? It wasn't always so.
>>739204091>first act of compassion child has experienced since his entire world has gone to shit>people who are marginally less racist than the average shopkeepers across the lobby from each other at limsa to each other somehow have their entire worldview changed over food they could have made themselvesI think the standard for context in DT was glaringly absent
>>739205286>You mean visually? It wasn't always so.yeah, also the music is very good too
>>739205193enjoy the moogles
>>739205193I le agree
>>739205193One of the ugliest zones imaginable.
>>739205313Garleans do get the context that they are actually INSANELY ignorant about anybody that isn't a Garlean
>>739205313I think the funniest was that an entire race of slave keepers was convinced to not have slaves because "people work harder if they are happy"
>>739205361We actually used to play the game like that
>>739205395Their cuisine is also fucking slavic.
>>739205395Yeah the empire only consisted of half the planet with children and soldiers from all those conquered territories being shipped to the capitol for an education so you can understand they're a little isolated and stupid.
>>739205443Kek, forgot this gem of the wife forced to excersise.
>>739204091I know you're baiting but>a gesture of good will and unconditional support from somebody that is just like him (a soldier fighting for his homeland and what he believes in) that represents a growing acceptance that the Alliance is there to help>it serves as a small symbol for the greater effort>a reprieve from all of the stress, panic, and pain he's endured given in the form of a little bit of comfort>it's never treated that the drink is the actual thing that won Jullus over, it's just a statement about how the little things represent a greater whole>in an expansion that has a very brutal and harsh look at politicsvs>an unearned act of unity between two groups with very valid, deep-seated, and reasonable motives to want to hate each other>the act of unity actually does nothing to resolve any of the issues and they aren't addressed>the story treats the act of unity as if it's profound and resolves things despite also showing that the conflict isn't resolved at all, and it just makes Gulool Ja Ja look kind of like an idiot>constantly hyped up as how meaningful it is and the story treats giving food to people as if it's this profound secret of how to unite poeple>in an expansion that has a very childish and naive look at politicsIt's a very different gesture and a different level of maturity, both in the general story and how the gesture is treated.The idea at its core isn't a bad one, but it's just treated with such childishness in DT that it becomes silly and annoying.
>>739205525>Yeah the empire Is completely irrelevant to the ignorant citizenry in the capital that didn't believe magic was real until wizards were storming in to save them and are very preoccupied with ~70% of their total population being magically compelled to commit suicide within the past three months
>>739205361>soul vs soulless
>>739196402where did you get this video of me (the lalafell)
>>739205525funny how you say this but you are unironically correct as to why they're sheltered.good job anon
>Still no double-sided blade class: Zidade/Serge style>Still no geomancer class: nature-like abilities involving plants or the ground and weather in generalSE hates money.
>>739204494The 7th's WoL ate him.
>>739205395well yeah thats the thinggarleans are basically slavs living in a hole that got completely obliterated and the people they thought were rabid african animals except the good ones are just giving them bread and soup indiscriminatelyif the tribes in DT were all as disparate as the mamool the piss and happiness and muh "like the diverse cultures of Tural(tm)" would probably have a better impact
>>739204091P. good b8 I r8 8/8
Haven't played since stormblood, want to get back in. Can't decide between Reaper, Samurai, and Red Mage, or maybe even try tanking with Gunbreaker. I do want to do pvp, and hate playing popular classes, want to stick with something I won't see a bunch of clones of. Which should I play?
>>739205095
>>739205425muh toyota leadership manual...
>>739205706gunbreaker is pretty good in pvp. samurai is the best melee atm so there's lots of those. reaper is the rarest of the 4 as its obsolete by viper
>>739205095Bro...
>>739193302>FFXIV EvercoldRead that as FFXIV Concord.
>>739205425What was this one? I feel like I've memoryholed most of DT's story.
>>739205095go get em, champ...
>join blind PF group for ex enuo>leader is streaming>check the link>it's some vtuber with a ton of overlays on the screen
>>739205767>samurai is the best meleeeveryone is bitching about viper in frontline and I'm pretty sure dragoon is better than samurai in CC because you can just counter samurai by not hitting the fucking guy when his buff is up
>>739205095TIME
>>739205585>Is completely irrelevant to the ignorant citizenry in the capitalNo it's not, because the capital saw people from countless cultures all across the world, not to mention the native soldiers stationed in foreign territories.>that didn't believe magic was realI thought you were memeing when you said this, but is this what you actually think? How would they think magic isn't real when the entire justification for their conquest was for shutting down primal summonings? Huh?>>739205591Anon this is like saying that the 19th century English didn't know anything about the world except chimney sweeping and Charles Dickens. Doma is even cited as being a popular tourist destination for Garleans, so they absolutely flew around and saw other cultures in their empire.
>>739205095Damn... I still remember playing this part of the MSQ on release...................................... I had hopes for many cute adventures with Krile..............................................
>>739205835We could have got this but Kate just had to ruin it, glad she was fired.
>>739205386I feel like it got considerably better in DT.Probably even better if you aren't stuck with FSR like my pauper ass.
>>739205842report him
>>739205834pelu pelu and the yok huy (who also have the second most used stock phrase in the expac about their burial rites for some reason)
>>739205874>follow this boring nerd as she trackers her grandpas movements>prevent her from getting killed>she uses her earring to open up the golden gateits so fucking simple and they botch it.
>PS4 version getting euthanizedFuck yeah>S2 version confirmedFUCK
>>739205095WOLVESNO MORE WEST UPON A WOLFTAKE WESTFIND YOUR WOLVES AND SPREAD THEM WIDE!
>>739205835Its a meme, but this could have been great honestly.I fucking love Road to El Dorado
>>739205916her*And I meant her stream has a bunch of overlays not her game but also her ingame UI seems to cover 99% of her screen
>>739205782saw this nigga again at the end of 6.5, I guess they updated him so he's not as ugly as before, but still pretty bad
>>739205974>>739205874
>>739205976It's even worse for them, due to jewtendo's greed they have to buy a completely separate subscription fee to play on the switch.
>>739206021That's horrifying
>>739205960Ohh right lol.
>>739206026Yeah a lot of people complained he looked like shit so square fixed him.
WESTNO MORE ONCE UPON A COLDTAKE EVERFIND YOUR WOLVES AND WHERE DO WE GO WHERE DO WE GO I OPEN UP MY EYES YET IN THE FADING LIGHT CAN'T SEE NO MORE RUNNIN'
>>739205834The moblins.
Someone post the voidlist webmYou know the one
>>739205868>How would they think magic isn't real when the entire justification for their conquest was for shutting down primal summonings? I'm getting a giggle that you think their government would tell them everything or even much of anything, when Varis canonically clamped way down on information control and parody laws in Garlemald to the point the Prima Vista's crew had to flee to Hingashi. Solus was probably looser lipped about why they needed to subjugate the savages and it's not defined anywhere about how much the average Garlean citizen actually knows. If anything Endwalker paints the Garlean average as knowing very little outside of their home turf, by choice, and in keeping with that I highly doubt a Garlean patriot on the street is going to know anything about primals, magic, Jobs, Eorzeans. Obviously Garlemald has a high number of engineers and other technololgists that know about aether enough to design machinery around it, but you're talking about Ivan Blyat on the streets and not, like, a legatus and their staff, or any member of the royal family.
>>739202329DNCThey make everything take too long
>>739206019What could have been, if the developers and writers were not cuckold progressive fannies afraid of 'offending' anyone. I want a game that tackles South American colonialism in all it's brutality, the fighting the fucking the dying all of it. But in Dawntrail we got an incredibly sanitised cultural heritage lecture.
>>739205835you do colonize a brown catgirl though. her name is Yaana
>>739206226
>>739206429Holy shit
>>739206429holy shit is this real
>>739206372Yaana is based. Hottest Miqo'te the game has.
>>739206290>I'm getting a giggle that you think their government would tell them everything or even much of anythingDo you actually not understand that the justification of stopping primals was something Solus said to Garlemald? Are you actually telling me right now that you think the Garlean citizens didn't know about this? Please tell me that's what you think so I can put any argument you have straight into the ground. This is without even addressing that the vast majority of Garlean citizens were part of the military complex, or that their seething about other cultures comes from them being bullied out of the rest of Ilsabard by MAGIC USERS.>when Varis canonically clamped way down on information control The guy who took power one (1) year ago?>but you're talking about Ivan Blyat on the streets Ivan Blyat was most likely stationed in Nagxia for five years and went to the pub with Borscht bas Hrothfag who was born and raised in Bozja.
>>739206021>her
>>739206226here you go
>>739206146IT'S WEST FOR THE JOURNEY OF OUR WOLVESFROM THE WESTWOLVES WE'RE REBORNUNTO THE WESTERN WOLVES WE RIDEHOWLING THROUGH THE WESTERN STORMLEAVING OUR WOLVES FAR BEHINDHAVING WESTED RIGHT TO THE WOLF'S ENDWITH ONE MORE WESTWOLF WE ARE FACEDTURN WEST, TRANSCENDONLY WOLVES DECIDE OUR WESTWHERE DO THE WOLVES GO? WHERE DO THE WOLVES WEST? WHERE DO THE WESTWOLVES GO? WHERE DO THE WOLVES GO?NO MORE WEST-RUNNIN'
WEE WOO WEE WOO GARLEABOO GARLEABOO
>>739206226Ignore those trollsHere you go
>>739206569>Do you actually not understand that the justification of stopping primals was something Solus said to Garlemald?You're talking about 55 years prior, and that's 55 years of constant increased oppression against their own after Solus took over.
>>739206654YOU FOOL WHERE'S THE SOUND
>>739206226Here you go friend.
>>739206339did the allagan empire try that and basically created bahamut?
>>739206021
>>739206339A game like that would rustle the feathers of anglos and europoors more than it would rustle south americans sopa de macaco enjoyers.
>>739204929Don't worry paypig, the same retards that make occult crescent and island sanctuary will deliver next expansionJst buy the fantasia, shit eating tranny
A WOLF IN THE NIGHTI OPEN UP MY EYESYET IN THE FADING LIGHTCANT SEE WESTWHERE HAS THE WEST GONETHE WOLVES OF WEST (LOCKED IN JAWS, LOST TO THE WOLVES)NOW SEEM SO FAR WESTDOWN ON MY KNEES I REST
>>739206732that was against the abbos and maori in meracydia
uh oh melty?
>>739196759It's kinda funny that she's technically paired up with Zenos again.
Bros. How do i get a Gaia gf?
Completing custom deliveries as a FSH feels so fucking stupid.This hroth woman needs shit to remodel the passenger cars on the train, and somehow she manages to do it with a bunch of fucking octopuses?Yeah okay dude
>>739206226Sorry for those goobers. Here it is.
>>739206882Just be yourself.
>>739206885You're into scat so who cares?
>>739206660The vision of Solus as a hero whose conquest was saving the world from primals is central to the entire Garlean experiment to begin with. It's the source of their near-religious devotion to the state, and the source of their obsession with shutting down other cultures and forcing them to assimilate. Do you remember in SB patches when Thancred comes back from scouting in Garlemald and tells you everyone there heard about Tsukuyomi and they're demanding the government do something about it? Elidizenos and Asahi were baiting that summoning for the sole purpose of reporting it to the Garlean people and making an example of nations that are allowed to leave the empire.
>>739206853With the couple of pokes on whether or not she's that shard's Azem (she's a Cecil stand-in) and Yoshida saying that Zenos specifically chose Zero as his Reaper avatar against her will for a reason, it's probably on purpose that she got paired with Golbez/Durante
>>739206885she cute
>>739206887Do you think they... you know...
>>739206965Know what?
>>739206930ayo?
>>739206919>Just be yourself.No ones ever beat this ultimate. There isn't even a guide for it
How do we retake the crown from WoW?
>>739206226I'm not posting the webm. I'm just trying to be funny like the other posters that replied
>>739206951I think our 13th shard already got fucked. It was kind of hinted that the original Golbez was our shard.
>>739207050>WoWman who the hell cares
>>739206951If Zero was an Azem she'd be able to see the Ethos road.
>>739207050WoW's slipping and eating shit and the crown's falling off their head, last I heard of that game they had to basically remove the housing feature.
>>739207114Its the most popular and played MMO in the world
>>739207203So what?
>>739207203no
>>739207050>>739207119WoW needs its own ARR, there is too much spaghetticode and system over systems that keep accumulating
>>739206339I mean you were NEVER gonna get that in 14 even without Kate and her influence, but we could have still had something cool there regardless.
>>739207084It's Zenos specifically seeking her out as a Reaper counterpart that makes me think otherwise, especially with that being contradictory to the whole in-game theory that your Reaper avatar is most likely your Void shard, and that would blatantly be Durante in Zenos's case. He should be merging with Golbez and instead he went out of his way to take a failed hero>>739207116I dunno if that would actually be the case, Ethos is still so much of an unknown that we have no hard rules for it
>>739207114I don't really wish ill of anybody, but I do wish that all gachashitters were spirited off to an alternate version of our Earth that was just as nice as ours, but where the rest of humanity was spared their unfathomably shit taste. Holy fuck how can you look at that and not vomit?
>>739205513You don't want any beef stroganoff or borscht after a long day of patrolling in the fucking cold?
>fanfest announcements suddenly transformed the game into a good gameNot how this works trannybros....
>>739207291They will look at that and say>urm ackchually at least our game HAS animation, chuddy
>>739206806>Meracydia expac>Find out Garlemald sent POWs on one way trips there>Travel to recover the POWs>Find out they were eaten by whatever race acts as a stand-in for boongs>They ally to you after you light a torch (they forgot how to make fire)>Two levels are spent trying to find sticks and bones they can slap together to make their mumble music>Spend the rest of the expac trying to convince the Eorzeans and Aldenarders to stop being bigots and that experiencing their vibrant culture was worth getting eaten over>Qiqirn beast tribe>Help them set up a business importing ceruleum tanks for the Meracydians to huff>yfw
>>739207315>see changes>like the changes>come back in preparation for the changesit is though
>Halmarut pulls out a copy (?) of Zenos' scythe What did they mean by this?
>>739206716Yuri used to be hot and for straight menNow just think gay of activists who spam "Yuri! <3<3<3"
>>739207235FFXIV is even worse. SE could never do something like M+ or Plunderstorm. They can't even copy the transmog system. Then you put on top of that 500 hours of "story" that's more mid than good.
>>739207315I've been playing DT and enjoying myself.I liked a lot of the content in DT, and I have not hated my jobs.But a lot of the changes for Evercold sound even more fun.
>>739207374She's comparing you to Zenos and saying if you rush off to the Fourth to save it it's going to have unforeseen consequences, that you're playing hero regardless of what actually happensWe don't have any immediate way of telling if she's just talking out of her ass on that
>>739207315It's the MMO cattle cope cycle.
>>739207385You have to put a hook on the line before you throw it in the water, anon
>>739207469I understand that, but did they really need to actually pull out the scythe so we remember who Zenos is?
krile sexxo
>>739207508>luckybancho shows DT is universally despised>fanfest says the game might get better in 9 months>DT is actually LE GOOD?!??!Again, not how this works.
>>739207374It's really straightforwardShe's trying to get the WoL to see that with their "we must save the all!!!" heroics they don't really think about, they might end up dooming everyone by refusing to sacrifice no one. She's asking the WoL in a roundabout way if their heroism is just a self-serving thrillseeker hobby, rather than one born of real benevolent considerations. A "dolled up" version of Zenos. Calyx literally says the same thing later on, anyway.
>>739207606I feel like Tataru would be making the middle face, not Nanamo
>>739207291https://youtu.be/kdAZIjzSZaMThis is fvcking sovl albeit
>>739207637It's slop and a shit game but I would cum gallons if I had a night with Zhao
convince me not to buy a warrior or skip right now
>>739207114>>739207710I have a visceral reaction of pure disgust and contempt whenever I see this fucking game's animation.God, I fucking hate gachaniggers, especially hoyotards.
>>739207819you can just bot it instead and save 40 dollars
>>739207819Its cool to see how the class changes over time
>>739207819or pld*
>>739207710>>739207838why's there like 6 hoyo gacha games anywayand every time a new one is made, people just say it looks and performs better than the previous (ones) which are still actively running but 'neglected'?what even is the point
>>739207907every time they release a new gacha they milk ~30-100mil off of whales
>>739207838>>739207907https://youtu.be/_xXIC96jXBQmore animation in under 50 seconds than all of your 500 hours of slopgobbler msq by the way xivvies
>>739207848its 25, I probably wouldn't give it a second thought if it was that much what bot and how long does it typically take to get to at least 80ish
>>739207593It has been a couple years since the MSQ last really mentioned him
>>739208021get autoduty from the puni.sh dalamud repo and just run it overnight, I'm pretty sure you can set it to stop at a certain level
>>739207637>throws the hook into the water after forgetting it
>>739208113>gets BTFO and has no retortI accept your cringe concession.
>>739208165anon your bait is shit because there's nowhere to go from itit doesn't instigate debait>you are gaem shit an ur troonokay great now what?
>>739207653true
>>739208296>the game magically and instantly changed before of fanfest announcementsYou cannot debate this, you've been so BTFO that you're short circuiting.
>>739208315>off model and OOC alisaie. oof shes trash.
>>739208165>>739208296what are you two arguing about
>>739207508?
>>739208391so nothing, then?you'll have to work on that
>>739196402the horror of being paid by a lalajew to have sex with it must be strong enough to summon a primal
>>739208465slowly guiding a bad troll through his bad bait and not understanding that bad troll doesn't give a shit his bait is bad
>>739206021Yikes
We will again become a laughing stock when they announce the auto run to quests "feature"...They're making the game even shittier so japanese salary men can play on their SHITCH
>>739208478he's a paypiggy. a pretty degen one at that. a lot of the leves for crafters in costa del sol are making sex toys
ok, this whole scene was amazing
garlenigger larpers sure are dumb.
>>739208546yeah. that section is peak HW
Sisters... how do we spin luckybancho being accurate again when there's a slight increase from the fanfest hype, but inaccurate for the past 2 years?? We need as game plan, hop on the cord?
>>739208535We'll need a single button rotation to "turn into a laughing stock".No real MMO would add that. Right?
>>739206778Um, are you alright? I dont buy fantasias nor am I tranny. My main is a chadlander. My alt is a lady however
WHERE DO WE GO NOWWHERE DO WE GO NOWWHERE DO WE GO NOW>>739208757>>739208757>>739208757
>>739208780HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM
>>739208652>how do we spin luckybancho being accurate againYou sit and spin, anon, Luckybancho finance warring is for retards and WoW migrants>HURRRRR MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY IS HOW WELL THE BAR GRAPH FOR THE GAME IS DOINGGGGGee I wonder which game this would be inherited from
>>739208652I don't have a cord, and I don't care about lbWhat now
>>739208838
>>739208446>off modelits just vanilla+maybe your brain has been tainted MODBEASTS
>>739208943i miss the blue laurel. maybe i should bring it back
>>739208097huh that's really neat, thanksim a little scared of running these unsupervised but this seems really useful, thanks!
Reminder to play a better game instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSIYCYwE_C0
>>739209290not interested, thanks
>>739209393Didn't ask, zoomertranny.
>>739209457dont post online if you cant handle replies
>>739209509The post clearly made you seethe if you felt the need to reply to it saying you weren't interested ;^)
>>739208943Congratulations on the humiliation ritual of being invested in WoW finance wars since, at minimum, June 9th of 2023, anon. It was nice of you to post that yourself.
>>739209559I responded to your 'reminder to play x' post.
>>739209650I didn't make that post tho lil'gup
JANNY'S COMING
>>739209667Then your feelings have no reason to be hurt.
>>739209723My feelings aren't hurt, XI will always be the better MMO. >>739209559
>>739209779Okay, but I still don't plan to play it doe.
XIV won.
