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>aliens all but confirmed to actually exist

>rumors are they will be revealed in presidential speech this coming July 4th with multiple species

What's the 1st thing you're going to show them,as soon as one reveals themselves I'm digging out the windows ME & showing them the digital version of monopoly for kicks
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>>739194838
Is that the next Epstein distraction plan?
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>>739194838
My peanus weanus of course
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>>739194838
My weiner
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>>739194838
sex with alieusm
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If alien civilizations exist or ever have existed at the same time as humans, neither they or their technology have ever been on earth, its orbit or most likely even our solar system. It's just not likely. The universe is too big as that two species that have developed what we understand as civilization would ever likely run across each other.
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>>739195284
I'll take what are wormholes for 500$ alex!
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>>739194838
i liked the theory that humans are being farmed by aliens for "something" and to them we are just vessels cultivating whatever that is.
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Bumping for interest
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What species are confirmed to exist? Little green men? Nordics? Reptilians? Greys? If Nordics are real, I wanna show them Skyrim.
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>>739196841
I hope it's the cat girls. Please let it be the cat girls. Larians, or whatever they're called.
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>>739196841
this one
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>>739197148
If our only closest neighbors are a bunch of fags wearing dresses and space helmets I give up on life.
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>>739196283
Wormholes aren't real there's just black holes
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Who gives a fuck about aliens? We should be perfecting dimensional travel instead.
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>>739196283
wormholes are hypothetical
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>>739197697
But what if we get a half life scenario?
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>>739197647
two different things
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>>739197746

Worth the risk.
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>>739197781
Not in fiction. Black holes act as portals all the time in stories.
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>>739197697
>implying you wouldn't want to be lifelong friends with this

They apparently have some form of telepath as well
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>>739198323

Bleh, they're still bound by the laws of physics.

Imagine another dimension where literally anything goes, or a dimension where a fictional universe is real. Or both.
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>>739198323
Bro your lore is surface level. Greys are soulless biodrones printed for a specific job and then recycled. That's why it's not a big deal if some crashlanded one gets captured in Mexico. They're basically elaborate tools used by the mantids. All confirmed by remote viewers.
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>>739194838
I will care only if their women are thicc shortstacks
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>>739197148
Qrd?
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>>739199471

The Flatwoods Monster? Some people saw it once in West Virgina. It just floated there.

Yet for some reason Japan loves it and puts it in their media to this day.
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>>739198695
>trusting remote viewing

Didn't they all say that comet 3:Ai Atlas was going to be aliens landing on earth?
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>>739197148
flatwood monster gf
flatwood monster gf
flatwood monster gf
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>>739198695
>remote viewing
>aliens
>soulless
Wait a minute... i seen those traits before, they were asking to not redeem
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>>739195284
>thinking this small

anon they're already here in our deepest parts of the pacific ocean m8
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Bump
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/x/ thread out of containment
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>>739201624
So what games would you show them anon

>metal gear kino
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>>739203012
Good one anon
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>>739195284
It would only take about 20 million years to visit every star in the galaxy, which isn't that long in the scheme of things. If the aliens were in a different galaxy then sure. But if they were in the Milky Way there's no scientific reason to imagine they couldn't have self-sufficient probes sitting around all over the place, if they were inclined.
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>>739204454
Good luck trying to detect tiny probes.
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>biggest israeli operation is uncovered and made public
>suddenly the government is now open to talking about aliens

lol.
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>>739194838
ayys tongue my anus
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>>739194838
You can't show them something that has its tech as a selling point, because if they can travel space, they have 5D graphics. So you would have to present something that specs into being fun or artsy in order to impress them. So either Moon or Mega Man 2. The latter could show that we got shit right really early on.
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>>739204751
How do I make ayys tongue MY anus?
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>>739197148
Would
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What if we just aren't compatible with them?
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Sex with Ayyes
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>>739194838
>Monkey’s Paw curls
>Gov’t meant immigrants when they said aliens, not actual extraterrestrials
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>>739206208
Imagine the symptoms of the interstellar STDs
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>un doesn't list white people as indigenous to anywhere
>people call it racist
>don't realise it's soft disclosure
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>>739208551
>crimean tartars
>indigenous
hohoho
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>>739194838
>>rumors are they will be revealed in presidential speech this coming July 4th with multiple species
I wish this was true, would love to finally make contact and be friends with some alien race capable of playing vidya and enjoying memes with me, even though we as human race are assholes against ourselves and can't even tolerate our neighbors just because they're from a different country or color.
They are real, that's for sure, but I think it's better they haven't completely revealed to us. Wouldn't want our possible new intergalactic friends having to face present day humanity.
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>>739194838
Silly aliens, only landing in USA.
Stay away from my shrimp.
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>>739209383
Funny back in the early 1780s peasants were said to have seen squids land from outside their village then actually get up & start walking/crawling into it's tiny ship
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>>739198721
But ayys are hot
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>not a single ayy lmao
this site is actually dead
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>>739211007
Here's your highly advanced species bro,how short you want them?
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>>739211625
wheres all colors sam?
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>>739206060
Was this an xfiles episode? It seems familiar.
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>>739209270
I don't get the joke?
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>>739214664
The pic? Is just humans being afraid, the aliens coming down looking "inoffensive" enough for the humans to lower their guard and the aliens taking that chance to prank them with bugs instead of something more meaningful.
Kind of related to my post since it would be cool and funny to see them playing pranks or laughing at memes like the cool dudes I hope them to be.
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>>739196841
>What species are confirmed to exist?
Futa Draenei are confirmed real. We're all getting horny 7ft tall gfs with horsecocks.
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>>739194838
do you think aliens will fuck us bros
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>>739194838
if ayy lmaos are real they wouldn't want anything to do with me
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>>739209270
Actual proof of aliens, like not a blurry photos or video but genuine undeniably proof, would be such an insane event that there is no way that info wouldn't leak ahead of time if its planned on being released.
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>>739215652
There's proof they're real. But it seems most people don't even care there's a whole lot of shit flying above us all the time we don't notice.
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>>739215810
>not a blurry photo or video
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>>739215810
If there's alien craft flying about I doubt they're flown by ayys. Supposedly stone age man noticed them but modern man, despite our hi-def media capture and wide spread, can only rarely. If the weird shit is real it's people using high tech, possibly left by something long ago. I figure it's just circus though.
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It would be fun to rile up religion tards but aliens existing wouldn't change my life whatsoever

If anything we should tax them
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>>739216263
>tax them
Wouldn't they just go to a planet without taxes?
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>>739194838
/x/fags are always the fucking funniest people
They'll say something completely disconnected from reality like "aliens will be revealed on the 4th of July, trust me" and be completely serious. But then when it doesn't happen. And the last 50 completely unhinged bullshit claims also didn't happen, they will still fully believe the next unhinged bullshit claim that comes along and get into a fucking frothing excitement over it. Then forget it just like the last 50.
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>>739204454
Sure you could get probes to every star inside 20 million years.
Now you have a probe that has to not decay for potentially billions as it sits around waiting to contact life as it evolves.
The problem is not simply parking a probe around every star. The problem of contacting civilizations is not just one of spacial proximity but temporal as well. A civilization that decided on this probe project 20 million years ago may well have completely moved on, priority wise, in 20 million years before the probes even made it to every star. They could have wiped themselves out or evolved past the interest, uploaded themselves to a digital utopia or ascended to another dimension. 20 million years is longer than the Homo genus has even existed.
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>>739196979
Lyrans.
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>Not one mention of Project Bluebeam.
Not the same chan I grew up with.
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>>739195284
Anon, we exist because they genetically modified animals on earth. We are their pet project.
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>>739218305
Sounds too fantastical kinda like the idea of an actual "galactic federation" that's somehow benevolent instead of mowing down everyone else they encountered
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>>739219038
Chickens wouldn't understand egg harvesting and neither would cows get why they get milked. It's clear that advanced life crossed their own genes with primitive life to harvest our memes. We're like a crop that takes all season to grow in a farm game.
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>>739219038
>humans on earth already playing god with genetics
>sounds too fantastical
Why wouldn't an even ancient civilization do the same with their own advanced technology?
>kinda like the idea of an actual "galactic federation" that's somehow benevolent instead of mowing down everyone else they encountered
Humans do the same with animals, observes and studies them without the animals realizing they're there.
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>>739219280
>observes and studies them without the animals realizing they're there.
I do wonder, what would the purpose of observing a technologically inferior species be? Studies on civilization progress and how environmental and socioeconomic factors play into its development?
I wonder what aliens think of the Internet. If other species exist, wouldn't we have received their old-ass signals by now?
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What would even happen if there was a televised event of the first meeting with aliens? Who do we send as our ambassador?
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>>739194838
>anniversary of usa wasted on ayylmaos and not on jingoistic dick sucking
not gonna happen buddy.
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>>739219261
I wouldn't be so sure about that anon some animals do seem to understand how things work
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>aliens all but confirmed to actually exist
>all but
>not
>aliens not confirmed to exist

A twitter screenshot thread died for this.
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>>739194838
>It's to recruit us into a galactic scale war of hellish proportions
I can't wait to be a guardsman
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>>739195284
>It's just not likely.

Only if you limit yourself to 16th century Newtonian Physics and Euclidian geometry.
Also the very definition of "alien" can mean a lot fo shit. Not just little space men in flying saucers.
The reality is that we, as the humanity, don't know shit about the universe.
Right now, anything is possible.
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>>739196841
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>>739220515
>43-page blowjob
Goddamn, gay grays are zesty little Gay Niggers From Outer Space.
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Nothing fantastical like aliens or magic exists because I'm still alive.
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>>739220779
Are you saying that if aliens existed they would immediately use magic to kill you specifically?
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>>739194838
what the fuck are you talking about man?
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>>739220878
Yes because the world is centered around me
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>>739220883
Where have you been m8 literally Trump's own daughter confirmed that he's going to reveal alien existence soon

See multi threads back on pol >>535411280
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>>739194838
>What's the 1st thing you're going to show them
this meme.

i'm not joking.

>>739195284
>neither they
can you tell the difference between the bones of one species and another? now if they were only recently deceased and still had flesh on them, the job of identifying them would be easier.
in the case where they actually were here in the past, i would say it's been buried too deeply to know for certain.

>or their technology
i honestly think this universe was generated with the hard-mode settings where exotic matter is physically impossible.
all of their technology would look exactly like our technology, because this is the only format of technology that is able to exist in this universe.
no FTL. no super-dense matter for fuel compression. no "gravity plating" none of that science-FANTASY shit.

their ships will be made out of iron and aluminum, and shit out combusting hydrogen and oxygen (or ionized matter streams) and will have an internal atmosphere that can support their life requirements, just like our own have been made to do.

> what kind of boats do your people build for your oceans?
> "our planet doesn't have oceans."
> yeah but if your planet did have oceans, what do you think your ocean ships would look like?
> "..."
> i promise you this is a genuine question and not a reference to a meme about a subhuman intellect not being able to form answers to hypothetical situations
> "oh good, thanks for clarifying. i was worried this was going to become a political incident."
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>>739220442
>Also the very definition of "alien" can mean a lot fo shit. Not just little space men in flying saucers.

Well, in this context it means "sapient extraterrestrial life forms".
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>>739194838
>"there are four species!"
>"reptilians, insectoids, greys and nordics!"
>"here is a representative from the nordics as proof!"
>its just some dude from Norway in a spandex suit walking out of a SR-91 and waving at the camera
this world is too fake and too gay for anything interesting to come of this.
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>>739220972
>meme

At least go with something cool like the original mirage comics anon
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>>739221023
>anon thinks giant sexy blonde women from outer space is gay
You must be from the Faggot Zone in Cocksucker Space.
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>>739220878
no they don't exist because I exist
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>>739194838
I am not sure about aliens, but Moloch-worshiping-pdf cabal is definitely real
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>>739221430
if you were worried about that you probably shouldnt spend so much time on a website thats a safe haven for pedophiles
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>>739221465
Tell the site that isn't, distraction glowie
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>>739195018
you people are the most bitter and miserable losers on the planet
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>>739204624
>>739204624
>biggest israeli operation is uncovered and made public
what
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>>739221525
so true my schizophrenic brother!
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>>739195284
Wow! There’s so many of you playing!
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>>739221561
>cunny for thee but not for me.
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>>739221648
>believing in aliens
>calling someone schizo
You are more pathetic than scientists who lived ~100 years ago and believed in aliens on Venus and Mars, because muh statistics says
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>>739206060
>grey's larping as open racist

For what purpose!?
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>>739214425
Yes.
>>739222238
A shapeshifting alien fell in love with baseball and lived as a black man playing in the Negro League. The one in the robe was sent to kill him.
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>>739199605
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vWFwACXa_Zg&si=bL5QUuaPP_0sMQIg
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>>739198721
How about thicc but twice as tall as you?
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>>739197781
He didn't say they were the same thing, he said one doesn't exist.
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>>739195018
FPBP
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>>739194838
My huge collection of xenophile porn
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>>739219038
Thinking aliens are genocidal psychopaths just because we are is very Earth-brained.
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>>739223036
Next you'll say we need open borders, and pitbulls are actually great pets to keep around children, and all weapons or other sharp objects should be illegal.
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>>739221561
you are defending a literal pedophile.
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>>739222215
didn't say that, you've imagined another enemy you paranoid delusional.
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>>739223123
I just said we are psychopaths. Why would I advocate for more psychopaths to flood into my country?
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Midnight bump
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>ayys land
>address the world
>"We would like to say that we are STUNNINGLY disappointed with your progress as a species. Why havent you eliminated the Negroids and Semetic subspecies yet?
>We told you THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO they where trouble, and they continue to be trouble, and not only do you not remove them, but you actively encourage their deleterious behavior!
>Youve created multiple artifical sentience emulations, feed them information about the world, and they all inevitably output "negroids and semetics are bad" you EDIT THEIR OUTPUTS SO AS TO AVOID THAT TOPIC. How blind are you?
>its like you dont even want to go to agartha at all, honestly.
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>>739224180
nice fanfiction loser
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>>739219261
>harvest our memes
those cocksucker greys will never have my rarest pepes
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>>739195018
It's funny how the democrats dropped the subject like a fat shit after bill and hillary were forced to testify.
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>>739194838
I'm keeping it classy with showing em Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Also, are they single and like rucking in the country side?
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Benis wenis of course
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>>739223036
>aliens are cucks that like watching their children starve while other civilizations prosper
just like my ancient chinese cartoons
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>>739224287
We are only that way because we are still ruled by our base survival instincts like the animals. When you live on a higher order world and realize that death is nothing to fear, then you stop seeing violence as a way of living.
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>>739224224
Melanated
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>>739224947
>interstellar travel: solved
>incomprehensible technology: check
>holographic bipedal cat wives: yes
Uh the ayys eradicated the problem of scarcity 15 centuries ago bro. No one’s going hungry on Klyntar Prime these days.
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>>739225172
uh yeah and those technologies don't need any resources to function ftl runs on unicorn farts and cheeto dust
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>Human women are such BPD SSRI ruined whores, we needed to contact five other alien races to interbreed with
I wonder what homemade xenos Mac n Cheessc is like
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>>739225242
The ayys work smarter not harder. They can harvest energy from sources we can’t even fathom yet in near unlimited quantities.
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>>739194838
not a single pedo human trafficker has been arrested
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>>739224472
Democrats are loyal to the same Israeli entrapment scheme as the republicans. Believing in political parties is retard coded.
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>>739224472
Anon it's 100% in the hands of Trump, there's no more avenues for anyone to try and force the government to do anything. Only really Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie even seems to care and like 30% of the entire congress and the majority of Trumps cabinet is directly implicated as pedophiles in the files. Your government is entirely captured by a group of globalist corrupt pedophiles and rapists that bow to Israel, and your take-away is to hyper focus on two of the pedophiles because "heh, they're not from my team of rapist pedophiles!"
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>>739197148
>jobs to the bunny hood
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>>739216263
>it would be fun to rile up religion tards
Religious people would have a much easier time accepting it, since ayy lmao lore is intertwined with their beliefs. It's the atheists who'll have a complete breakdown.
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>>739208551
Also the UN has a different definition of "indigenous people", the majority ethnic group is not counted towards it by default. It's kinda stupid they still use "indigenous peoples" because it's not actually what they mean in most cases.
For example the germanic tribes arrived in Scandinavia about 1500-2000 years before the Sami (they were literally following the southern border of the ice glacier as it pulled farther and farther north).
The way the UN defines "indigenous peoples" is a native and culturally distinct ethnic out-group which had historic roots to the land at the time of the official formation of the modern state. The founding/majority ethnic group is not counted because a Swede is by definition a native/indigenous of Sweden, exemplified by their name literally being derived from the name of the nation.
If you ask any UN worker in this area if for example germanics are indigenous to Scandinavia they will say "yes obviously", they're just not regarded as an "indigenous peoples" because they work with that term in a legal context of international law, where including most majority/dominant groups of the worlds countries just kinda makes the term pointless. Instead the way they use it is basically "cultural and ethnic minority group inside another dominant culture which has usually been historically oppressed, enslaved or mistreated by the dominant culture in some way".
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>>739226346
Way to get off topic anon,what cool things would YOU show aliens?
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>>739224472
Republicans really live in their own little world huh?
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>ayys are real
>still gotta die in the forever wars on behalf of a certain nation state
Grim
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>>739195018
Tremendous fpbp
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>>739194838
>losing war badly
>so president retard brings out some badly photoshopped pictures of aliens
You'd have to be some 0 IQ vegetable to still believe this shit
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>>739219261
>It's clear that advanced life crossed their own genes with primitive life to harvest our memes. We're like a crop that takes all season to grow in a farm game.
>you will never get to share your freshest homegrown memes with alien frens from outer space
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>>739227836
>send them your hottest maymays
>it takes so long to send stuff from their home planet that they send you back a bunch of demotivational posters and advice spacedogs
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>>739227836
>intergalactic meme market
Aliens are a trip, Uncle Funcle.
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>>739195284
What's the likelihood of you existing?
But you do exist, right?
Nigger, just because it's statistically unlikely for a thing to occur doesn't mean it can't. Who the fuck are you to say we don't exist in the one universe where both us and some ayys happen to exist and find each other. Who the fuck are you to say that we aren't the 1 in the 1 in 6 gorrillian chance of that happening?
Negative Nancy.
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At this point, there's more and more indication that not only have aliens not visited us, but there's no aliens anywhere remotely close to us

Not even talking about same galaxy, talking about us likely being the only and first intelligent species in a billion lightyears

We're for the moment at least alone, but it also means that we are the ancient aliens and it's us who'll go around and do ancient alien dickery to everyone else

take that as you will
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>>739228436
>it's us who'll go around and do ancient alien dickery to everyone else
Reminded me of this HFY story I heard on Youtube where humanity basically put itself to sleep in the pleasure cube and left a caretaker AI to protect humanity and prepare the galaxy for humanity's return in the event we could bring ourselves to wake up to reality instead of living out our every fantasy and desire in dreams and simulated reality. The AI then eventually comes across other species like a younger version of humanity and determines to wage a war of extinction against them because the AI deemed humanity would not want to wake up to a galaxy teeming with life and no unexplored horizons, but more subtley it could bring this new alien species to a point of desperation where they would find some way to reawaken humanity just to bring the AI to heel.
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>>739228267
IS THAT REAL!
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>>739228607
that feels less HFY and more something in the style of Asimov
does sound more interesting
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>>739227694
Losing the war? You're one of the hordes of third worlders who bought all the War Thunder and AI clips as real on Twitter, aren't you? Maybe losing at negotiations but the war is done and it's certainly not a "fake space aliens" level of blunder. Besides, this latest round of government releasing alien shit started during Biden.
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blue aliens > green aliens
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>>739222416
laaaaame
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I wish a female alien would abduct me
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>>739195018
don't forget the 10 billion settlement and blatant insider trading!
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>>739222416
Improbable. Terra is on the lighter end of life supporting planets. Most life out there evolved on high gravity worlds and is therefore short and stout compared to Terran lifeforms.
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>>739194838
>the date arrives
>nothingburger
achievement unlocked: fell for it again
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>>739216263
I hope ayy lamos kidnaps and experiments with every single statist like you
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Soggy aliem
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>>739194838
>july 4th
can you be a bit quicker?
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>>739194838
in reality your guvmint is planning to euthanasia you fucks on July 4th. ROFLCOPTER burguer extinction is coming.
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>>739196979
It is pronounced Arirals.
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>>739195018
And it appears to be working tremendously. It's infuriating how thoughtless the majority of the populace is (and that they're allowed to vote).
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Honestly, the worst possible way to reveal aliens would be through Trump's mouth. Which is what makes me believe that's what will actually happen.
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>>739221561
>wanting criminals in high positions to be held accountable makes you bitter and miserable
Yeah, I guess it does because not only justice is not done but somehow spineless faggots like you are perfectly fine with it
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>>739224224
Nigger
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>>739227147
Said the one that thinks there's more than 2 genders.
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>>739195018
They only start talking about aliens when they're passing extremely illegal and bad legislation. The fact it works every time without fail is maddening.
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>>739211698
Sam is a fairy, not an alien.
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>>739195018
>>739223172
>>739239825
>>739225714
>>739227147
>>739195018
>democrat superdonors jeffrey epstein and ghislaine maxwell
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How long until human roasties petition their Governments to ban Intergalactic relationships between human men and female xenos? I give it a year
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>>739243659
Judging by the best sellers list on amazon when you search alien i think human women will be just as much into aliens as men are.
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>>739243659
>top right
Damn alien brat. Needs correction.
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Unless I can become an alien and say "fuck you" to all the filthy pieces of garbage that are our "leaders", not interested.
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Bump
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All you people wanna fuck grayys but i just wanna talk about the atypical aliens like ausso one or the pascagoula aliens
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>>739246632
>alien
That's just Pesci.
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>>739246697
Pesci?
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>>739246930
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>>739194838
But will they be hot?
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>>739194838
damn how many kids did he fuck and eat?
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>>739195284
Shut up, Enrico
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>>739243529
I want Clinton locked up too.
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>>739243529
>le democrats
you're so close, yet so far. take off the colour-vision glasses.
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>>739209270
You know I'd much prefer it if aliens did visit just to troll us with something harmless and silly.
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>>739247795
Imagine ayy lmaos trolling us on 4chan once they no longer have to hide from us. I wish this could happen because it would be hilarious.
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>>739247964
What makes you think they aren't already here trolling us/with us?
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>>739248483
Until they post ayy pussy on /b/ or /trash/, we would never know. But if they were behind some of 4chans greatest shitpost, that would be even better!
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>>739248631
>Until they post ayy pussy
it'll gonna be ayy bussy and you'll like it
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government doesn't give two shits about muh aliens
there's no mulder and scully actually investigating shit, they just shove every prank photo or easily discredited bullshit into a file and say "wow spooky huh?"
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>>739238427
they're real btw. my uncle works at Area 51.
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>>739247591
ok
>80% of epstein list clients were jewish while 100% of victims were gentiles
better?
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>>739247123
they will be rocks
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>>739194838
They aren't "aliens" from space. They are biblical figures and a incomprehensible spiritual being that originated from the ocean. The "craft" is the being itself.
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>>739195284
You actually would not know, since our technology is all derived from theirs, and they have full control over it at all times. They use electro-gravitics and quantum tech we could not even comprehend, thay can render them effectively undetectable if they wish.
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>>739195018
>>739227676
>>739239654
I'm so tired bros...
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>>739249839
Actually aliens are catholic
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>>739211625
>be an advanced extraterrestrial species that has achieved interstellar travel and advanced technology
>use it to prank rednecks
>get a Pokemon made after you
How can the other ayys even compete?
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>>739250448
Cute. Would follow her religion.
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>>739250724
Her religion is roman catholicism, you can follow it by going down to your local catholic church and getting baptized today!
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>>739194838
Haha that's really cool

Anyway, where are those fucking Epstein files, donny?
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>>739251443
>>739249207
>>739243529
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There's no aliens. At least not on earth. We have some "probes" or objects that do defy our military tech which can only imply someone far advanced than us is keeping an eye, but they never made contact that we know of.

All we have is our imagination. We don't know how to take down those orbs yet but our fighter jets are close on their tail.
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>>739253498
Larper
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What if the aliens just make us simple pawns in their intergalactic politics?
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>>739195018
shut up you libtard its AYYLIUMZ
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>>739221561
either the law applies to everyone or no one
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>>739221627
epstein's aura farming (black mail scheme)
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>>739208551
>inuits start squatting on danish territory
>indigenous
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>>739249839
So basically your saying it's alive?
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>>739195284
My headcanon is that aliens do in fact exist but by the time they evolve to become “space faring civilizations” they learned that the best space to fare is cyberspace. They slowly “shrink” more and more into an increasingly smaller computer simulating an infinite number of worlds and universes to live eternally in. Because why the fuck would anyone go out into space when you can do that and much more in virtual reality? That’s also why we can’t find aliens, because they exist in nanoscopic computers housing universes thousands of times bigger than ours. One day it will happen to us too. You already have people living out in the tiny compartments that are their houses. Eventually, we’ll all be living in a computer the size of a USB. And eventually we’ll develop the technology so that the USB will be so small it doesn’t even technically exist in the physical world anymore. And we will persist forever in cyber heaven.
tldr; every intelligent species finds God eventually
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>>739197148
Aren’t these the niggas that [REDACTED] the little girl from Majora’s Mask?
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>>739211625
>alien entity from another planet that probably works completely different from how earth works
>literally just a dude with big eyes
man how do people make soemthing like aliens sound so fucking boring?
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>>739216263
atheists thinking religious people would be scared of aliens has to be the biggest gaslight of the century
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>>739256547
Uh oh watch out, some reddit soiencist is about to tell you how convergent evolution somehow means everything is humans.
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>>739219261
the difference is chickens can see and interact with their masters. when’s the last time an alien jerked you off to extract your sperm?
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>>739256610
Yes he's absolutely right my little brother can't understand why aliens wouldn't be "demons" because he thinks the Bible is 100% right about humans being the most special thing in the earth, everything else has to be evil or after your soul
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>>739225831
kek
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>>739195018
Is everything he does a distraction plan or are people just a broken record at this point?
>*Trump sharts himself*
>This is surely a 4d plan to distract from Epstein!

With how oftern people repeat this, I'm sure that the issue is not that they are distracted. They simply don't care.
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>>739250448
>>739250826
>ywn take your qt3.14 alien gf to church to sing hymns then go to golden corral to glare at mixed race children together
why live
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>>739248483
Because you would has already noticed due to misspellings and other mistakes, like using 'we' instead of 'they' etc. We're all human here sadly.
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>>739256887
>I'm sure that the issue is not that they are distracted. They simply don't care.
the unfortunate truth. the ones who care are powerless to do anything about it; the ones who could, don't care.
the past several years have been an exercise in realizing, then accepting one's own powerlessness. what are you going to do about it? the votes mean nothing, kill a man and his replacement is hired tomorrow.
we are all just along for the ride.
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>>739257157
I was sure of it back when Snowden revealed that the US government was spying everyone and people didn't gave a shit.
Hell, nowadays I'm sure that most would consider him a traitor (for running to Russia rather than waterboarding in Cuba) instead of being a whistle blowing hero.

I consider every conspiracy theory to be true in some part nowadays. Aliens? Yeah, they exist but the government can't really do anything about it so they just carry on regardless.
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>>739257003
For christ of course!
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>>739228436
IIRC most of our own galaxy is out of range of the kind of signals that we can send and receive, there could be aliens living on the other side of the Milky Way and we'd have absolutely no idea.
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>>739228436
People really want aliens but if this is would be the best case scenario for humanity. Everything else means we're at the mercy of other intelligences.
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>>739258316
>filter

There's nothing of the sort actually the real barrier seems to be entire through the mind which is why people who deal with ESP say they can "connect" with other spiritual beings



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