>ACK-
>>739203620THWACK
>>739203620They couldn't at least give her a nightstick or stun prod or something?
>>739203620This shit would break every finger in your hand
>>739203620More than anything else, this just seems lazy.
What the hell are you doing?
Ok... so we're really getting up in arms about storm troopers not being portraryed respectfully enough in star wars, now?
>>739203620why would a smack to the side of his skull knock him out like that? kekthe only thing that would happen is that he stumbles and your hand is broken.
GET SLAPPED
nice reflections
>>739203919Slow down, anon. You’re seething so hard you can’t even spell right
>>739203919Not even a stormtrooper would get knocked out by a fucking...I don't know, backhand slap to the helmet?
>>739203620>this is what tendies bought the switch 2 for
i've owned this game after buying on sale months ago but still haven't played it because of this shit.
>SHE BACKHANDS THE HELMET AND THE GUY FALLS UNCONSCIOUS FROM ITWhat the fuck were they thinking? They didn't even stop for a second to ponder why are the stormtroopers wearing helmets and what helmets do?
>>739203620I swear theres like a dozen AAA games just built off the same stealth action game template and they're all fucking ass
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>>739203620she's the cook
>>739203620if you look closely the the animation never actually connects and her fist completely whiffs it behind the helmetis this the power of AAA?
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE MOVIE /V/
>>739203872>this just seems lazyThe game failed because everything was half assed, the game was bugged to death and the stealth was shit at release, to the point they had to add the ability to not do stealth.I, for the love of God, can't understand what the fucking hell do developers do throughout the 8 years they're taking to develop modern games.
Just recently finished this game with mods.
>>739203620What the fuck did she hit him with
>>739205194it's like a 40 year old porn actress riddled with plastic surgery gone wrong.
>>739205234A sexual harassment allegation.
>>739205413There are a lot of different mods to the point where you can make her a twi'lek, but I liked this one because it only fixes the color of her skin and eyes, and also applies makeup.
>>739203620Literally what is the point of a helmet of a woman can just backhand slap you unconscious? Like that wouldn't even work WITHOUT a helmet. WTF WERE THEY THINKING!!!
>>739204132Wrong! Stormtroopers are powerless against a girlboss slap!
>>739203714>They couldn't at least give her a nightstick or stun prod or something?or the gun on her lol
>>739205884>we can hide how awkward this is through editing and shaky camdoes star wars really?
>>739203620She literally has a gun. Why not just make the animation her using it to knock out the enemy instead of raw backhanding him?
>>739205884Kek that scene immediately came to mind
>>739203919who cares right?? theyre literally the heccin nazis
>>739205105I'm WFH practices during covid were one reason. The other is that the woke wave peaked around then and everyone was too scared to press people to actually get any real work done. Outlaws wasn't the only AAA game that seems to have launched in the past few years that has come out half-baked.
>>739205743She uses a stun rub for droids and heavy soldiers like gammoreans, while finishing off regular opponents was clearly done by idiots.
>>739203919Bro it's literally the same as the slap the girl in Pragmata gives you to wake you up.It wouldn't knock out a rat.
>>739204656Animations not connecting properly is why I never gave fallen order a try. It looks like every fucking element was animated by a separate team.
This isn't even the funniest animation, the one where she whistles and points up is even worse.
>>739205884>>739206145Cheese and rice...
>>739205884What the fuck
>>739205884Look how they massacred my boy
>>739204656Yes, because fuck having actual hitboxes that need to connect. You just slide the character into place that it's "relatively" close enough from the camera's perspective and go from there.
>>739205194Tits too small
>>739206064I work in a full WFH company myself, I'm developing a webapp for governments, so far in the past 4 years or so I've been here we've been able to develop a ton of functionality, we've reengineered the forms and tables the app uses and we're currently implementing the app to be installable on phones and have an offline mode that auto syncs with the server upon reconnecting, how could a team of usually 7 or 8 people do a rather big app while these people have teams in the thousands and everything releases half baked and usually mostly broken?
>>739205884I praise the stuntmen over acting the lightest slap imaginable as though he was just struck by Mike Tyson.
>>739206690hitboxes have nothing to do with a scripted animation
>>739205582Why are her eyes crooked
>>739203620Lmao, literally
>>739203620>star wars then
>>739203620>>739206974>star wars now
>>739206974Is this force unleashed 1 or 2?
>>739207007In slight fairness this is supposed to be stupid clumsy and Trooper helmets have always been canonically goofy and impractical. It's still preferable to instant knockout bitchslaps TO the helmet. But it's still stupid either way.
>>739206064>wokeit has nothing to do with being woke and everything to do with ubisoft half way funding their games so they can sell themselves to china
>>739207040I would really really like a BTS on how the stormtrooper ai works
>>739203919>why are people mad about the portrayal of one of the most iconic villain units in anythingEven by your faggy logic you aren't making sense.
>>739206704Too many chefs in the kitchen.
>>739204501jewish, btw. in case anyone was wondering.
>>739207254>a BTS on how the stormtrooper ai worksIt doesn't. You are invincible as long as you stand in tall grass and can kill anything with your slaps.
>>739206704I actually think smaller teams WFH could work out well. It's clearer where the responsibility lies for each worker and communication is easier in smaller groups. A team of hundreds having to coordinate with the different parts of the studio in a WFH format instead of physically located one or two floors above each other can be a headache. Not to mention the wokeness of the studios preventing necessary confrontation on serious production issues.
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>>739205884>>739207007Of all the takes they did for this scene, this was the best one.
>>739207221You think Ubisoft leadership is purposefully sabotaging their products to sell themselves to China instead of a systemic cultural ideology sapping the competitive strength of an industry by introducing anti-meritocratic policies, pushing out incompatible talent, and bringing in unqualified but ideologically aligned novices?
>>739207204I always take Luke's line in IV that he hadn't activated the helmet's HUD. I hate it when the answer for things is "ackshully it's stupid on purpose".
>>739203827Their armor is made of plastic, only folks like Darth Vader get the good plastisteel stuff.
>>739207221>so they can sell themselves to chinaThey haven't been sold to china and never will, they have no desirable properties anymore, over a decade of mediocrity has destroyed the desirability of every IP they own.The problem with this shit is that no one cares anymore, if a dude takes two weeks to do a 3 or 4 hours fix nobody cares, that's why massive companies always end up becoming progressively worse and more bloated.And doing WFH or in the office really won't change a culture of lazyness and half assing everything, the game had hundreds millions of euros poured into it, yet it needed a whole year more of crunching to even reach a deliverable state.This industry is just rotten to its core.
>>739205884>FUCK YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE MISOGYNISTIC HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC NAZI PIECE OF ALT RIGHT SHIT!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 25 YOU PEDOPHILE WHITE NAZI!!!!!!!!
>>739207726That still looks incredibly clunky for a normie to wear. You lose so much peripheral vision, plus one redirection or solid slap and the thing functionally blocks your entire view altogether. And frankly for all the touting of protection, they've been easily thwarted by blasts, rocks and sticks since the early days.
>>739207445they all are, walt's brother did him dirty
>>739203919
>>739203620>compass that takes 30% of space vertically and 90% horizontally while indoorsmodern audience goyslop
>>739204501This bitch is an alien I fucking know it.
>>739203620I wish someone else would design the gameplay, story and characters. Ubisoft is only good at creating assets, animations and nice looking graphics.
>>739203620I know that realism should be suspended for videogames, but hitting your hand against a polymer helmet full force would not only not knock them out, but it would break your hand.
>>739203919kike!
>>739203620>I'm the Waitress
>>739207445Kennedy is an Irish name you irredeemable cock.
>>739207221>PAST woke ubisoft was retarded so that FUTURE broke ubisoft could try to sell themselves to china!>this magically has nothing to do with being woke
>>739203620JUDO CHOP!
>>739206974goddamn, particle effects used to be so good looking and zip around the screen so fast
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>>739203919No, we're pointing out stronk ugly woman is a stupid thing to make your game around.
>>739204656Her hand and watch are clipping through the helmet in the second image retard
>>739205884>a girlboss tickled his chinit's over
>>739203919this game sucked ass but the OP animation isn't any more ridiculous than the ROTJ ewok shit
Imperials are cool. Rebels are gay. Any attempt to make the rebels look cool inevitably makes them look gayer.
>>739203919No we're mad about how lazy the attempt was in Outlaws and the current movies
>>739204656You don't get it guys, the stormtrooper already knew she was there and was just playing blind because he really didn't want to risk his life that day. When she tried to knock him out he played along and took a fall so he could be unconscious and not get caught in a firefight, easy to tell his boss she knocked him out.
