>game female companion is nice to you (without sucking you off)
>>739203782hate that shit>do some super mundane task>"wow anon. You are so reliable. You are my hero!"patronizing shit. feels like I'm wearing a "please be patient with me I have autism" hat
>game female companion is nice to youImmersion ruined.
>>739204302OP said>without sucking you off
>game female companion is RUDE to you (while sucking you off)
>>739203782>game female companion is nice to you>this makes women and anti-waifufags shit and piss themselves in rage
>>739204302Maybe you should be wearing that hat anon
Games need this
>>739204428
>>739204569You are in the bad timeline, anon.If Gigantic was made then your dream would have come true (games would have copied it)
Play Armored Core 6
>>739204684she has the rude part alright but what about the sucking off?
>>739203782name 20 trillion games
>female girl shows any interest in youImmersion ruined.
>>739204428This anon gets it. Faux bitchy handjobs and blowjobs are peak performance
>>739204839
>>739204569There's a game for this feeling
>game female companion is nice to you>turns out it was just to manipulate you into doing what she wants
>>739203782
>>739205076ratfag porn isn't real porn
>>739204302Considering you couldn't understand op's post, I would say you are already wearing it.
>>739204428>elf companion is racist towards humans even when you have to constantly save her ass all the time
>>739203782This is me with dumb girls being dumb
>>739205160Name 4 games
>>739205142Esoteric Ebb?
>>739204428>>739205068>>739205370ok anons, name 2 games thenbonus points if it has voice acting
>>739205370That's just because humans are smelly and hairy and fat and strong and
>>739205479dark messiah sort of
>>739205479
>>739203782>female
>>739205240true it disgusts me as well, need to prompt your own i guess
>>739204839Isn't she coming onto Kruber if he picks Hunter class?
>>739204569
>>739205463tfw no large unga bunga animal woman gf
i feel like i had this feeling once but i can't remember which game
I think we all just want a female companion to get attached ot us
>>739206435>wordswordswordspedos can't meme
>>739203782Anybody have that 4 panel post of the women at work complimenting the men?
Imagine
>>739208134I do this with my cat.
>>739208356why does your cat have such big tits
>>739203782Go outside and meet a girl
>>739208519Women have proven through the content of their character that they do not deserve rights.
>>739208574And your proof is shit you read on the internet?Go outsideStop pining over digital womenGet a life
>>739208519yeah but likehow
>>739206435You could have cut all of that to>b-bratty loli...>affectionally mean to me...
>>739208740Could have one frame and it says "im a pedophile"
>>739208617See you tomorrow, dude.
>>739208850Im right outside your door
For me it's modern-era medics.
>>739208892Great. I'm not tipping, your doordash rating is one star.
>>739204569>party member protects you even against your will
>>739209186I keep seeing this one but I never actually went to check what happened in itDoesnt he just get a tentacle up the ass or something?
>>739206435I've been trying to turn my random ideas into an actual setting with actual characters but oh no it's all brats
>>739209165Good, cause I always eat the food
>>739208617Nothing says that a fake cannot surpass the original
>>739209551That and more!
>>739203782>Female companion lets you touch her feminine penis early in the game >Now she teases you for being gay the rest of the game
>>739204428based tsundere appreciator.
>>739204302This is why I can never enjoy self-insert media anymore since growing up, it feels so bad as I'm not a teenager and don't self-insert anymore>the MC farts in the general direction of a female>they are now madly in love with (You) for no reason at all>all the female characters is reduced to one-dimensional beings whose entire life and personality revolves around (You)
>play with women>constantly blaming me for everything and attacking me for no reason >record it happening so the other people actually see that I'm not doing anything wrong>suddenly the women stopcurious
>>739203782>female compliments me, calls me attractive >2 minutes later mentions a boyfriend
>best female companion's romance route is taken out because the voice actor didn't like it
>>739208803So says the dude with the adult women fetish, fucking degenerate.
Okay faggots (metaphorical), how do we fix the female companion love interest problem once and for all?>hard mode: you can't just exclude it entirely
>>739205508Dragon Age: OriginsDragon Age: Origins: Awakening
>>739204428fpbp
>>739208803wow he just like me fr fr
>>739204428>>739205068kings
I deserve to be snuggled without my consent
why do zoomers express their sexuality like they're a hamster with a hammer held above their head
>>739205508Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader. Has a companion whose entire personality is>youre a disgusting human and beneath me but also pls help meeee!Except it's not anime-coded tsundere-tier gook writing.
>>739216447Yrliet is anime though
>>739203782Sorry that's not safe in 2026 anymore
>>739204428>immediate virtue signalling post
>>739210416That's lame. I want that exact page, but the rest of the series is just cute slice of life humor and some light romance where they eventually get together and become a love-dovey couple. No tentacles, no porn, just a fun cute daily life series.
>>739216186They're like that when they're anonymous even
>>739203782>he thinks he is owed that people are nice to him.>>he isn't nice with anybodyYou don't deserve it anon.
>>739204302>>739204428These are the people that push NTR fetishism so hard
>>739204428I have tsundereshit fatigue
>>739217097Nobody was talking about NTR until you showed up, pal.
>>739217209These people are why the trend exists. The tsunderefags and the NTRfags are unironically the same group.
>>739216980Why is /v/ so full of Jocat esque faggots?
>>739209051Oooo, this is some good shit
>>739205162
>game has female companion>want to kill herWhat games let me do this?
>>739204302>>739204428>>739210814>game has character who's unreasonably obsessed with the main character out of nowhere but it's a hecking brown Reddit tsundere tomboy so its apparently safe for them to like now
>>739217858You want to date an amulet, bro?
>>739217239Retard
>>739216447>Yrlikek>Sucking you offLmao you wish, maybe if she was an anime coded tsundere tier gook character she would
>>739208519I do that all the time, I'm just not brave enough to do anything more
>>739216980>OP posts an statement>follow up with an alternate version of statement that means something else, usually the complete opposite It's just tradition.
>>739209051I dungeddit
>Shota character calls you big bro
>>739221363You mean oneupmanship because the OP's statement is problematic by Twitter's standards
>>739212184>adult women fetish>>739208803vile anon
>>739216186they were raised during a time when expressing healthy sexual desire was demonized and rendered into some kind of hateful oppressive act only done by those who wish to do harm
>without sucking you off?????when does this happen?what fucking games have you been playing you faggot, give 1
>>739221436Foods and supplements for making your penis hard and your ejaculate large.
>>739204706>If Gigantic was madeWho wants to tell him?
>>739206435Loli is shit. Mesug*ki is extra shit.
>game female companion likes you on niche interest dating app>enthusiastically talks to you for 3 weeks including 15 hours on the phone >seems really into you, you share hobbies, principles, taste in media and humor, like your ideal most compatible woman>finally go on a fun date>she invites you back to her place and you cuddle on the couch watching a custom cringe comp you both worked on>time to sleep, she invites you into her bed and starts making out with you>says she's not ready for sex (fair)>sleep (literally) together>wake up, she continues being huggy kissy, at one point randomly walking up to you and embracing you>go home feeling great>couple days go by well, ask if she would like it if you woke up earlier so you have time to talk on the phone>she says she doesn't want to get your hopes up about her, you're awfully sweet but she's still figuring out her options>tell her you don't understand>she says she's still comparing her expectations to her ex that she broke up with the year before, that she probably has more in common with him and that she felt he was the male her>says she only kissed you because of the yoshi bucket and chocolate you bought her and she didn't want you to feel rejected>things are really awkward now but try to make it work>rejects you a few days later anyway and cops an attitude when you try to work things outJust makes me want to drop the game, why continue playing?
>>739228950yeah the rng is pretty bad. if I were you I would just reroll until you end up with a decent build.
>>739217097The wicked flee when no man pursueth
>>739208519no they're awful IRL
>>739209051Hag sex.
>>739204839Are you perchance a rat?
>>739228950Fucking devs can't write female characters for shit.
>>739204839>he didn't raise her secret relationship stat
>>739228950I remember this quest. You have to kill her iirc, she's part of some cult that tries to drive men into suicide
>>739204428Need Juri wife
>>739224747They're afraid Twitter will scream at them for committing hecking misogyny if they like a character who's not tsundere
>>739209051>omega-3If you don't eat much fish, you should take it anyways, good for your brain.
>>739205508Virtue's Last Reward.It's literally just a tsundere, anon.
>>739203782>>739204428Impressive, very nice. But what about>Stoic and dutiful female companion that struggles with her emerging effection for you
>>739216186There are no zoomers or alphas here. They won't read or write.
>>739230842
>>739217858>8 in CBTMore like a bollock blazer lmao
>>739204302thank you sooo much anon, i had trouble putting it into words.thankfully you were here
>>739204839someone post the pic
>>739208519i try that and they keep spraying stingy liquid in my eyes
>>739216186>hamster with a hammer held above their headfrankly, the chance of death in that scenario are barely above baseline
>>739228950>she only kissed you because of the yoshi bucket and chocolate you bought herthe solution is simple.buy a bigger yoshi bucket
>>739228950That's the real reason why you get triggered by girls who are nice to you
>>739216186Even the OPs scenario isn't safe>>739230887>There are no zoomers or alphas here.Wrong
