>Just one more thing anon, you said you were playing videogames with friends at the time of the murder, but your friends list is empty.
you can't know that, my profile is private
>>739207754You see my wife, she loves videogames, I on the on the other hand can't understand anything of it, I think they put a virus on my computer, anyway my wife loves videogames so much that she works at Valve and she got me all the details of your Steam account.
>>739206636I played a game outside of Steam.
>>739208612On my Sony PlayStation 3, to be specific.
>>739208431Oh, well perhaps she looked up one of my older ones, VAC bans, you understand.
sorry, i should have been more specific: i was playing actual video games and not diarrhea dogshit. perhaps you should have been investigating a proper gaming platform rather than whatever the fuck slop is left festering on pc
>>739206636I only play games with people locally.I don't play online.
How did columboposting become a meme with millennials and zoomers on /v/?
>>739208431Ah, but I was playing on my PS5
>>739206636I have 34 contacts in my phone and half of them are call off numbers from jobs i dont work at anymore and the other half is family members
>>739206636im using the ingame friend list, not the Steam one
>Xbox?>Lieutenant, now you really are grasping at straws>Xbox has been discontinued
But as I understand it, the PS5 has no games. How can you play something on a machine that is incapable of doing so.
>>739212521>boot up ps5>rock out to the homescreen cuz no games
>>739212309Are you 80 or something? Who the fuck reads "friends list" and thinks about their cellphone contacts?
>>739212443I still remember Halo Reach, it was just a few years ago
>>739212521Oh, uh, it's backwards compatible with many PS4 games!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDe2u5M7e8
>>739206636It was random solo que sorry
>>739206636Fun fact the show was originally supposed to be called "Rapelumbo", and instead of a detective he was a rapist. His thing was that he would rape women, and then just when you'd think he was done he'd go "one more rape" and rape her again.
>>739212012viral marketing to get people to sign up for pee cock
>>739212995I have a sneaking suspicion that you made this up
>>739212012It's never been easier to access older shows.
>>739212012It's just a really good show. Also most of them haven't seen it and just think the format is funny. But it's good! So is Get Smart, even if it's in monochrome, certified boomergem, get on that zoomers.
>>739212309I have about 200 contacts on my phone from different stages in life>10% are classmates from school>10% are colleagues from university>20% are from my military training>5% are from work>the remainder (55%) are all one-offs Almost all of them are outdated numbers since the users moved on to new numbers and I stop seeing them after I move on to a new stage of life.Same goes to my Steam friends. New game, new "friends". I never chat with any of them.
>>739212995>Is that man really going to rape me? His name is Rapelumbo!
>>739212012Same reason Sopranos and Breaking Bad memes come and go. People started sharing clips of it on Youtube and TikTok, and since it's a good show that pretty much anyone can relate to, more people shared more clips and interest grew.
>>739206636Well you see detective, I did a little investigating of my own you see. I took a gander at your early life history and just let me say...I was not surprised.
>>739206636Perfect timing, I have a tubi tab open right now and can binge the whole show. Anything I should know before watching
>>739216096Wouldn't advise binging it. Each episode is pretty much a full movie. It's best enjoyed once a day.
>>739206636No no, you don't understand i w-BITES THE DUST!
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>>739208915Ah right. That explains it. My mistake.But there's just one thing... Y'see I got a ps3 for my nephew, he loves video games an all that, but then when I went to get him a game for the thing, it turned out, the ps3 had no games! So I have to ask mr anon, what games was it that you were playing?
Say that's strange. You say were playing Metroid Prime 4 that night, but I was down at a few stores and they said they haven't sold a copy in months. you're telling me you spent 8 hours playing a game no one wants? Ain't that strange
>>739219667Now, Columbo, that has a perfectly simple explanation. You see, I run a gaming review channel on Youtube. I was doing research for my latest video. I'm not surprised you didn't know this, as my subscriber counts are... pretty dire, you see.
>>739219149Just passing by, don't mind me
>>739220136Just one more thing Mr. Kawajiri...
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>>739219149Wish that was real.Skip S10 of the TV series btw.
>>739212012How much more betrayal can this /v/ poster take!? Its like he's been stabbed in the heart container!
>>739206636I have real friends, I went over to his house to play split-screen coop Resident Evil 5 on the Playstation 3
>>739206636That's the thing Colombu, you can't see your friends in "offline" mode
>>739206636>>Just one more thing anon, you said you were playing videogames with friends at the time of the murder, but your friends list is empty.Yes, and?
>>739213435>So is Get Smart, even if it's in monochrome,Would you believe that later seasons are in 4k 3d Smell'O'vsion?
>>739212012Twatter and tiktokAlso some references in a recent anime.
