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SIX SEVEN!!!!!!

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This is brutal

There hasn't been a great Yoshi game since the snes.

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>>739211250
>retard questions why every moviegame with a genderqueer in it gets a 10/10 but inoffensive video games get 7's

>>739211338
wtf?
Yoshi has always been permanently invincible in his games, there is a lose condition but he can’t die

>IMG_

>>739212059
There is no fail state. You can’t even fall off screen.
>In keeping with the approachable nature of Yoshi games, most of the potential discoveries found within Mr. E’s pages will occur naturally through normal play; it’s quite rare that you’ll end one of the stages with many left over, and so it wasn’t long – three or four hours – until I’d accumulated enough stars to unlock all of the main worlds. Couple this with the mandatory invincibility and automatic recovery from falls, and you’ve got what might be one of the easiest games ever published by Nintendo.

>>739211250
>The only two Switch 2 exclusives that felt confident and polished so far are the two developed by Nintendo
Wow!
Metroid Prime 4 was a big miss, but otherwise Mario Tennis, Hyrule Warriors, Yoshi and the rest are just as much licensed shovelware as they have always been. Actually that is not true, Mario Tennis Ultra Smash on WiiU is down twenty points on Fever per Metacritic.
>>739211360
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island is a mainline Mario game where you play as Yoshi and literally the last of the original 2D Mario games and the final release before Pokemon supplanted Mario as the biggest video game series in the world. Every Yoshi game since has been transparently marketed as shovelware for children and had no involvement from Nintendo. You might as well go to some children's track and field day and complain that they aren't as fast as Usain Bolt.

>>739212159
With no fail state, it's on the same level as Mixtape.

They simply haven't been selling people on their new system with this trash ass lineup. Japan is hard carrying it since they only play on handhelds and it's cheaper over there

>>739211250
>the first half of the Switch 1 era had more quality control overall.

Jesus are people this retarded lets compare shall we. Lets look at the reviews and make some basic comparisons

Air riders > Arms
Age of Imprisonment > Hyrule Warrior Definitive Edition
Pokopia > Pokken Tournament
Mario Tennis Fever > Mario Tennis Aces
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book > Yoshi Crafted World

Then you have Donkey Kong Bananza which is on par with odyssey and MKW is better than base mario kart 8 deluxe which was essentially a Wii U game. Switch 2 has easily been better than switch 1 which is on track to become the best selling system in history.

>>739211250
Oh no how dare they

>>739212261
>Donkey Kong Bananza which is on par with odyssey and MKW is better than base mario kart 8 deluxe
Shareholders disagree chuddy

>>739212371
>b-but shareholders!
lol lmao

>>739212261
>Air riders > Arms
Hard disagree. To be fair I only played the Air Riders test ride, and it felt like pointless shit to me, especially city trial which was like a bad joke. Arms was a lot more inventive and fun.
>Age of Imprisonment > Hyrule Warrior Definitive Edition
Didn’t play Age of Imprisonment but Hyrule Warriors was a good ass game imo. Age of Imprisonment looked like dogshit from what I saw
>Pokopia > Pokken Tournament
Pokopia was good for the first 15 or so hours and got boring realll quick
>Mario Tennis Fever > Mario Tennis Aces
Meh, could go either way
>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book > Yoshi Crafted World
Could go either way
>Then you have Donkey Kong Bananza which is on par with odyssey
No it fucking isn’t. Odyssey is one of the best 3D platformers ever made, Bananza is good but forgettable and gets repetitive towards the last few layers.
>and MKW is better than base mario kart 8 deluxe which was essentially a Wii U game.
I agree, MKW is better but is lacking in content

>>739212261
no botw and no mario is a pretty big difference

>>739212502
>no botw and no mario is a pretty big difference
Is it when its surpassing the switch 1 in sales? Also lets apply the same logic people do to switch 2. BOTW was a fucking wii u game so cross that off so all you had was mario

>>739212456
>Switch 2 has easily been better than switch 1 which is on track to become the best selling system in history. (b-but shareholders!)
lol lmao

>>739212495
Anon Metacritic and reception says otherwise. All I posted was facts. Most of the entries are better than their switch 1 counterparts. plain and simple. Go back and look at switch 1 year 1 games its not much better and was fucking even worse cause it had zero backwards compatibility. Switch 2 mogs it and thats the best selling system in history so switch 2 seems to be just fine. Also to your donkey kong point.

>No it fucking isn’t. Odyssey is one of the best 3D platformers ever made, Bananza is good but forgettable and gets repetitive towards the last few layers.

Yes it is lmao Mario odyssey is great but bananza has way better moment to moment gameplay cause DK actually has combat. Mario is worse in comparison and DK has a much better kit overall.

>>739212703
>b-but shareholders!
lol lmao

>>739212703
barely anyone actually owned a wii u, however. console games are game quality aren't related, the switch 2 is coasting off the switch 1 being a big success. the same thing happened with the ps5, shit the same thing happened with the xbone for the first part of the gen.

jerking off over sales is dumb, game quality matters the most.(i'm saying this as someone with a switch 2, i haven't bought a single game that released for it this year so far. i preordered raiders though)

>>739212703
>>739212839
They’re selling systems (at a loss now) but software isn’t moving, hence the plummeting stock price and terrified shareholders

>>739212878
mixtape goty

they need to be sued into oblivion

>>739212212
>it's on the same level as Mixtape
So it is a 10.10, the devs just had an agenda!

I was never a fan of Yoshi games but it must suck loving Yoshi's Island back in the day and seeing the games turn into braindead boring baby bullshit. I don't get why the feel the need to cater to 5 year olds this hard, small children can appreciate and handle games with actual challenge.

>>739212878
>Anon Metacritic and reception says otherwise
Make an image comparing the metacritic scores of all Switch 2 releases from release to right now
>bananza has way better moment to moment gameplay
Movement is worse, no one gives a fuck about piss easy combat, the only slightly challenging fight was K Rool

>>739212901
>barely anyone actually owned a wii u, however. console games are game quality aren't related, the switch 2 is coasting off the switch 1 being a big success. the same thing happened with the ps5, shit the same thing happened with the xbone for the first part of the gen.

>jerking off over sales is dumb, game quality matters the most.(i'm saying this as someone with a switch 2, i haven't bought a single game that released for it this year so far. i preordered raiders though)

Anon it doesn't change what I said which is the main point of OPs post. All the games I listed are beating switch 1 games in critical reception. Plain and simple. My point is people look at switch 1 as some goated lineup without looking at the facts. Now don't even get me started about switch 1 in year 2 where all they had was fucking smash at the very end in December in 2018.

>>739213052
It’s not for 5 year olds, it’s for grown ass men who like slop. You think kids buy amiibos or games like this? Not a chance, they’re playing steal a brainrot and a shitty CoD clone on Roblox

>>739213154
All the more reason it's retarded to make a game like this. It had any actual challenge, it would probably be received way better.

Shouldn't a Nintendo system typically have a main 3D Mario by now? Especially after the success of the movies you'd think they'd make that the top priority.

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in reality, the ACTUAL score is pretty good.

>>739213154
>he thinks the millions of people buying and playing nintendo products are all adults
delusional

>His previous seethe threads get deleted
>He makes a new one
Let me guess, something bad happened to Sony this time.

>>739213231
Looks like the pattern will be broken for the first time. There's never been a 3D Mario game that didn't release within a year after a new console's release. We're nearing Switch 2's one year and we don't even have a reveal yet.

It's really a 4/10 without Nintendo bonus

>>739213139
>My point is people look at switch 1 as some goated lineup without looking at the facts
that's because the switch 1 had higher highs. xenoblade 2 made weebs happy, splatoon, mario and zelda made everyone else happy. the switch 2 is still lacking the big must play games, bananza is the closest and it's great but it doesn't have the mario ip on it so people don't care as much.

>Mysterious Book is rater higher than both Crafted World and Wolly World
>Tomodachi Life is a few points above the 3DS game
>Pokopia is the highest rated game of the year
>Mario Tennis scored around the same as the others usually do

???

>>739213341
Look up the stats. Don’t have them on hand but their highest demographic is people in their early-to-mid 20’s before petering off with age. Kids are among their lowest sells actually, with the spike in consumers only happening once you hit said 20’s

>>739212261
lol, lmao even

>>739211250
Since when did Nintendo get permission to make an Atelier Sophie spinoff featuring yoshi?

>>739213341
yes? it has been for ages. kids are a minority of video game players, especially today. things have changed drastically over the decades.

>>739213421
all flops, no one wants them

>>739213458
>>739213535
>Look up the stats
Post them yourself, nigga

>>739212261
They too young to remember Switch 1, it just kept getting Wii U ports.

>>739212495
>Hard disagree
>ABOUT ARMS
stopped ready, kys retard

>>739213563
Yeah, no one wants those Sony exclusives. Those SAAROS sales say it all.

>>739213563
>all flops, no one wants them
Isnt pokopia and tomodachi like the 2nd and 3rd best selling games this year only behind resident evil which is a mega ip and on every system known to man?

>>739213693
Don't mind him, he's retarded. He also thinks the switch 2 flopped

>Only kids buy Nintendo lol
>Only adults buy Nintendo lol
so which one is it

>>739213397
>that's because the switch 1 had higher highs. xenoblade 2 made weebs happy, splatoon, mario and zelda made everyone else happy. the switch 2 is still lacking the big must play games, bananza is the closest and it's great but it doesn't have the mario ip on it so people don't care as much.

Anon pokopia is bigger than either xenoblade or splatoon. Also bananza is as high as mario atleast imo. The only big missing thing is zelda which we will get somewhat with OOT remake this year. Switch 2 by December will easily fucking mog switch 1 in comparison and it wont be close then. We still have the duskbloods which the director is coming off the biggest game of the decade, fire emblem, splatoon raiders, star fox then ocarina. In comparison switch 1 had mario in oct 2017 then literally fuck all till smash in Dec 2018. People cant be this retarded to say switch 1 is better and that's not even talking about anything else like backwards compatibility, established libraries, better hardware etc. Overall my point is everyone wants a new game every fucking week and have unrealistic expectations is social media and tik tok brain rot this bad? Sony and microsoft put out one fucking game every 6 months with way more resources and man power than nintendo.

>>739213905
only manchildren buy nintendo lol

>>739211250
nintendo hasn't made a game with difficulty or one that requires any thinking since the snes

>>739211250
This is perfectly keeping in line with the average quality of games they release, it's just this time they haven't released a BOTW equivalent for people to jerk off for literally the entire lifetime of the console.

>>739213421
tennis fever is actually scored higher than aces, but also got a few negative points for its price so it's basically above 80 all things considered

>>739212371
Anon, you know full well that shareholders are not human.

>>739211360
>>739212174
Woolly World is great, so you guys missed the mark there. Also, YI isn't a mainline mario game, the SMW2 shit was tacked onto the NA release to move more copies.

>>739213654
ARMS is fucking great, you tasteless clown. Also, HW Definitive is head and shoulders above both Age of ___ titles, despite those games having some cool moveset gimmicks.
>>739212495
>Odyssey is one of the best 3D platformers ever made, Bananza is good but forgettable and gets repetitive towards the last few layers.
Nah, Bananza has better movement and is far more inventive than Odyssey. A better OST and VASTLY better final setpieces, too. Odyssey is fantastic, but Bananza only loses in visual fidelity, and even then NDC looks better in Bananza.

>>739213990
>Overall my point is everyone wants a new game every fucking week
that's not true, what people want is that big "wow" experience that sells them on their new system. even though botw was a wii u game, botw WAS that game for switch and the freedom of how you play it on the switch. mario odyssey was another one because it was so full of surprises and kept surpassing player expectations.

the switch 2 already has a quantity of games but none of them reach the same peaks of those big switch 1 first year games. people will remember the highs from 9 years ago, they're not going to remember the periods where there was nothing. this happens all the time, it's why people look back on the wii u fondly now.

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>>739211250
5 bad games versus 5 copies of the same game

>>739215203
>ARMS is fucking great, you tasteless clown. Also, HW Definitive is head and shoulders above both Age of ___ titles, despite those games having some cool moveset gimmicks.

Anon the overall point is switch 2 is better than switch 1. HW Definitive couldn't even fucking run on the switch so just by that metric its fucking disqualified plain and simple. Age of imprisonment is the best muso ever made.

Switch 2s first year feels like a year 5 in any other Nintendo console 2bh. Just waiting for them to put out a Mario Party and Mario Golf to really cement the "meh".

>>739212212
At least mixtape has that 90s aesthetic and good music, its also like 2 hours long. This is a platformer where you are essentially playing on auto.

>>739214448
This. Most of these games have been getting review scores that are par for the course in their respective series. Air Riders scored way higher than the original, Hyrule Warriors scored the same as the other two (and basically every other Musou), Tomodachi Life also scored higher than the 3DS game, Yoshi's metascore is also in line with most Yoshi games. If Metroid Prime 4 hadn't been such a misfire this conversation wouldn't exist.

>>739215432
>Anon the overall point is switch 2 is better than switch 1.
The first year lineup, you mean? I dunno, they're both just decent, but BotW is a big hitter for me, personally.
>HW Definitive couldn't even fucking run on the switc
Ran fine for the hundreds of hours I played of it.
>Age of imprisonment is the best muso ever made.
This is bait, I hope.

>>739215432
>HW Definitive couldn't even fucking run on the switch
The switch has the best performing version of HW, what the fuck? Are you sure you're not thinking of Age of Calamity, you lying cunt?

>>739212059
No? You can die very easily in Yoshi's story and Yoshi's Island.
Yoshi isn't usually some Warioesque unkillable beast.

>>739212059
>Yoshi has always been permanently invincible in his games
You've apparently never played Yoshi's Story, Woolly World, or Topsy Turvey/Universal Gravitation. I mean, the third one there is awful, and I have no doubt that Mysterious Book is far better than it, but you can still die in it.

>>739214960
It was literally called Super Mario: Yoshi Island in japan.

>>739211338
>neither pros or cons addresses the complexity of puzzles or secrets
But that's key to everything. It's a puzzle & secrets type of game.

>>739216982
Yes, because it was a Super Mario series spinoff.

>>739215452
That's a great way to put it.

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>Switch 1 bad now because it not new thing anymore

>>739211338
When NL gives a Nintendo game a 6/10 you know that means it's well into the negatives

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>It felt like Wii U (...) era had more quality control overall

ah yes, the console that launched with
>NSMBU
>Nintendoland
>literally nothing for 6 months
>Game and Wario

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>>739213089
>Make an image comparing the metacritic scores of all Switch 2 releases from release to right now
NTA, and I won't do every release, but I've done a comparison of all the games he directly compares since I was looking them up for my own curiosity, anyway. Make of these scores what you will. Which really shouldn't be that much, I find it somewhat interesting, but modern /v/ puts way too much stock into scores and metrics in general. The board was better when the attitude to this shit was: "who cares? lmao."

>>739218475
Ok, but it does though. Until it gets more great games besides MKW and DK Bananza it feels like a Wii-U 2.0

>>739211250
>cant even die in the game
>even a shitendo shill website hates it

why does nintendo still have fans at this point?

Yoshi hasn't been good since Island and Japanese business culture prevents Nintendo employees from saying the direction he's been on is shit.

>>739219772
>>739219904
Uh oh melty

>>739219772
and all grown-ass Nintendo adults can do is use toddlers as a meatshield against criticism

>>739212059
You can definitely outright die in SNES Yoshi's Island from pits, lava, and spikes that don't touch the baby timer at all

>>739211250
>lately
Almost 10 years is “lately”?

>>739211250
Tendies will buy it anyway

>>739212212
>With no fail state, it's on the same level as Mixtape.
nah with mixtape you can literally set the controller down and the game will still progress/play for you. in yoshi you have to actively engage with the game and that means icky gameplay. that's why mixtape gets a 10/10

>>739212261
>Age of Imprisonment > Hyrule Warrior Definitive Edition
lol.. no

>>739212212
Mixtape is actually an amazing game while yoshi is slop made for kids

>>739217595
That's what he said.

Why and how did Yoshi become Nintendo's designated franchise for toddlers?

The original Yoshi's Island was a proper, good-ass platformer, I tend to be harsh on older games and don't give them slack for their age but it's legitimately a timeless excellent game

Why did they shift gears to baby bullshit after that?

>>739219459
Pokopia is GOTY

>>739222890
Yoshi’s Story. It rode the hype of the first game and sold gangbusters. Like it or not, customers said “yes, this is the yoshi we like”

Why do gay tall guys love Yoshi so much?

>>739211360
I hate YIfaggots so much. Wooly world was great, Yoshis Island DS was fine, there was nothing wrong with story besides being short. and Crafted world's worst aspects was the music, but you bitch and whine that only the original was good. Eat shit.

>>739224420
Why tall specifically?

buuuump

>>739224509
But you're the one who is actually whining.

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Woolly World bros...was it a fluke?

>>739211250
>lately

>>739227212
t. illiterate retard

>>739211360
>>739212174
>>739219904
>>739222890

You should know what you're getting into at this point when Good-Feel is developing the game (a 5/10 boring as fuck baby game platformer)

>>739211250
Nintendo fans are like Disney fans
They love eating whatever slop their coporate make and think they're all great because nostalgia

>>739228257
like with the wiiu, right?

>>739228004
He only quoted me. Stay in school, kids.

>>739228406
so you admit to bitching and whining then?

>>739228437
Do you take medication? You seem like someone who takes medication.

This is the same shit as Yoshi's Crafted World, just like how Mario Tennis Fever was just the same shit as Mario Tennis Aces, and Pokemon Legends: Z-A is the same shit Pokemon Legends: Arceus, only there were less Pokeshills pretending it was actually good. Anybody with functioning braincell should of known that Metroid Prime 4 would of turned out to be shit just like Bayonetta 3 because the only reason for game to be in development hell is because its shit that is impossible to even turn it into something decent. The only thing that has happened is that you have finally seen reason and stopped eating tendieslop.

>>739215203
>ARMS is fucking great
stopped reading, acquire taste

>>739221812
He said it was a mainline game, ESL-kun.

>>739228739
>stopped reading
More like can't read, retard.

>>739229289
He did and he's correct. It's a mainline spinoff.

>>739211338
Half of those positives are negatives wtf.

>>739211250
could be worse, could be a wii tier console full of fucking garbage and abandonware

you know what's a good game
*snicker*
ARMS

>>739211250
Because they know that their nostalgia driven cult will buy it up anyway and you can even see them here actively defending the company as if their lives depended on it. Every major 1st party game besides DK has been critically panned and they're losing their goddamn minds over it instead of taking a step back to maybe realize that it's Nintendo that's at fault here and that the whole world isn't actually taking petty pot shots at them. There's no such thing as a "rage bait" or "misinformation" when it comes to these Nintendo criticisms, and the fact that so many people have gaslit themselves into believing otherwise is frankly abhorrent and sad.
Nintendo is a multi-billion dollar company, so the fact that they refuse to innovate or improve means that they SHOULD be critically ripped to shreds for not even doing the bare minimum, which is making good and fun games. Instead they continuously shit out slop and demand 70-100+ bucks for it. These aren't even technically demanding or giga budget games so it is just 100% greed.

It's the nortubel of the yoshi series.

>>739211250
snoys don't put out anything

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>>739211250
There hasn’t been a good Yoshi game since the SNES yet braindead zero attention spam zoomers that shit themselves onto this board two weeks prior pretend to be surprised when yet another Yoshi game turns out to be shit.

>>739226426
Idk but it's always that specific trait more then anything.

Enough for it to not be connected.

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>>739211250
>still hasn't been topped after 30 years

Just let HAL Lab make the next Yoshi game PLEASE

>>739227828
Lower score than the new yoshi game.

Why is 81 on metacritic considered bad for yoshi?

Just bought the game, confirmed blast time at midnight

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>>739211250
Should’ve been another Peach game. You’d think a character like Peach would have more of her own games.

>Nintendo Life
>who also owns Push Square (Sony site)
>zero clickbaity articles against Sony on Push Square
Guys, I'm noticing again

>>739211250
So basically a 4/10.
You know if a blatant bought out and shill journo like nintendolife is giving a nintendo game a mediocre score, when they're desperate for any nintendo game, it's definitely several points below that.

>>739212261
Holy cope. How much does Nintendo pay you? Two cents per post?

I hadn't heard of this game until maybe the last month or so.

Dunno if I should care or not.

Critics are too clueless to understand Nintendo. They really see this brand as a "Rolex" or "Ferrari," and don't get that it's literally producing low-budget stuff for kids.
Reviewing this Yoshi game is the same as reviewing Barney the Dinosaur or Lola the Explorer. You have to review it with the entertainment and educational potential for very young children in mind, I'm talking about kids around 5 years old here.
But if these critics start seeing Nintendo games for what they are, they'll find themselves in a bit of a bind, because they were giving perfect scores to other games that you could argue aren't much different, like Mario Odyssey or even Zelda: BOTW/TOTK. It's better to turn a blind eye to the fact that this reputable brand is making products for children and keep pretending that this particular game was just a mistake and that Nintendo is actually producing sophisticated games for all ages...

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>>739211250
Why are Snoys not content with playing SAAROS and instead spend more time crying and lying about games on a console they don't own?

>>739236306
With how easily bought out journos were with mixtape I don't know why anyone takes anything these fags have to say seriously, or even pays attention to them to begin with.
The game looks like a 5 at absolute best. Lower, for how overpriced it is for what it offers.

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>it's basically a puzzle game
>but it's aimed at actual children
The majority of /v/ shouldn't care about this game one way or the other. It's like getting mad that Peppa Pig doesn't appeal to you.

Likewise, you're a lunatic if you buy this for yourself and you don't have kids. Enjoy your "cow goes moo" game.

>>739212916
Software is selling great.
>plummeting stock price and terrified shareholders
Retards mad Nintendo isn't investing in AI.

Think for yourself instead of repeating what jewtubers spew.

>>739236462
>Jewrno opinion in the OP? Good because it agrees with me (I haven't played the game)
>Aggregate of jewrno opinions? Bad because it doesn't agree with me

>>739212916
Stock is going up now, you lost.

>>739211250
Because they know their audience will buy it anyway.

>>739211338
did they dock a point due to no inclusivity

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>>739211250
>>739212495
Retard.
If you are too young to remember you shouldn't post here.
>>739212261
This.
Here's a comparison of original games Nintendo released on Switch and Switch 2 in the first 12 months.

>>739236753
Nintendolife said the game was a 5? Based nintendolife.

>>739234410
They literally just released one anon
It just needs a patch to run higher than 15 fps

>>739212371
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the shareholders!

>>739211338
they're really grasping at straws to hate it lol

>>739238489
I dunno, seems like a pretty normal opinion of a game they only mildly enjoyed

Imagine being gaped and raped by a Yoshi game so badly you make like 5 threads complaining about the reviews. Snoys are insane.

>>739212059
>Yoshi has always been permanently invincible in his games,
>t. fake fan who hasn't played any yoshi games

Nintendo won't make a normal yoshi game ever again and hahaposters are to blame since we keep getting the safest-blandest toddler-oriented games instead of world-ending horrors like kirby

>>739236582
>Software is selling great.
Lmfao
>switch 2 hardware selling way faster than 1
>software selling way slower though
Sorry for killing your cope. You’ll be fine.

>>739239092
don't forget he stays up all day and night bumping these threads off page 10 for a crumb of attention from anyone

>>739239259
What do you gain from lying?

>>739213346
What happened in your life where you think people rightfully shitting on a bad game makes you think it’s some sort of plot to defend another multibillion dollar corporation?

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>>739239341
Nobody is falling for that snoy cope, Eric

>>739239337
What do you gain from coping? We saw the sales figures faggot. Donkey Kong sold half of what odyssey did in the same time period. Multiple $70 shovelware games aren’t even selling a million copies in a quarter. Even the non-shovelware games like MKW and Bananza aren’t hitting a million copies in a quarter. Hell you can look at the immense drop in MKW when it stopped being bundled too. Sorry your favorite company is making mid tier slop that customers don’t want.
You’ll survive.

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>>739239259
You lost and got raped

>Charming Enough, But Ultimately Lackluster
Except for Yoshi's Island, isn't that pretty much what the you'd say about every Yoshi game?

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>>739239434
Eric, nobody is falling for your snoytranny lies

>>739239434
Again, what do you gain from lying?

Ohh the tendie is SEEEETHING lmao
It’ll be okay champ. Nintendo will release some good games soon. Hopefully.

>>739239565
Cry harder, Eric

>>739211338
Why do modern game designers think kids need to be babied so intensely? I get having simpler controls, but there's no need to make the game impossible to lose, even when I was 4 years old I would have found that boring.

>>739239565
Have you played it?

>>739211250
So do you now admit totk is a masterpiece? Because they have it a 10 ;)

>>739238489
Seems the opposite, they were desperate to list some positive points

>uuhhh the game has........ enemies...... and braindead kids who got filtered by pokemon can enjoy it

>>739239674
Nope

>>739239565
Seriously, what do you gain from lying?

>>739239715
Well, I am glad that you found a game that your undeveloped brain can handle

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>>739239772
But enough about asstrannybot

>>739239795
>shovelware out of nowhere
At least you're aware that your webm belongs in a yoshit thread

>>739240089
I accept your trannyscession, Eric ;)

>>739211250
Shittendo cattle graise on slop, this isn't new

>>739211250
>Wii U
Wii U was just B and C listers for its 2 first years, like Switch 2. Neither hold a candle to Switch 1's first year.

What's the point of caring for this game specifically? I highly doubt you're going to buy it at your age

>>739240454
Tendies have to defend anything their friends slop out. Shovelware included.

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>>739240387
Nice samefagging, eric

>>739240593
Eric, only you use that phrase

>this dude is going to spend the next several hours of his life seething and calling people Eric
>again
Lmfao I’ll be sure to bump this topic in a bit when it’s on page 8 to keep you in your pathetic loop

>>739211250
They’ve always put out middling games in between the great ones. Especially starring Yoshi.

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and we're back to the same faggotry again
i just wanted to revive the thread >>739233529 after it got to page 10 because i like yoshi as a franchise and i don't want to see it go down the gutter after disappointment after disappointment, i'm tired of nintendo treating it as baby shit to fill up their catalog

shame on you /v/

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>>739211250
>Complains when a game is too hard
>Complains when a game is too easy

>>739240765
>>739240879
Nice samefagging, Eric.
and that cope flopped when you spent 14 hours desperately page 10 bumping.

>>739240934
>Complains when a game is too hard
Who are you quoting?

>>739240934
Don’t use courage to defend tendies. That’s a bigger affront than Nintendo charging $70 for indie tier games.

this thread smells like snoyjeet curry

>>739241005
Every game journalist
>>739241032
>Defend
I'm not defending anything retard. I think the Yoshi game looks like shit.

>>739241032
You lost and got raped.

>>739241060
Yeah it smells like shit to tie in with how the game reviewed lmao

>>739241323
>81 is bad now

>highest rated yoshi game since 2002

>>739213312
shadow gens is tanked by the sonic gens half not being as good as people have been hyping up for years

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>>739211250
It must suck so hard defending fetus slop as a tendie

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>>739242681
Eric, you still haven't explained what's supposed to be bad here