I don't understand Ganondorf's obsession over Zelda
>>739218602Ganondorf is Palestinian and Link and Zelda are Jews.He is trying to free Gaza. Lol.
Imagine smelling that ass
>>739218602It's not Zelda herself, it's Hyrule. For whatever reason, Ganondorf has a fetishistic obsession with Hyrule purely because he can't have it. He's denied by the Hero or the Goddess or the Goddesses (plural) every single time. And rather than just go to some other kingdom, he constantly tries for Hyrule. Over and over again.
>>739218602He doesn't have an obsession over Zelda. What even gave you the idea that he did?
>>739218753>>739218868>its not zeldacope
>>739218602>Zelda = slampig>Ganon = giant pigYou do the math OP
>>739218868 OP is obsessed with Zelda, not Ganon, which is why he made this thinly veiled Zelda ass thread lol.
>>739218926>>739218979Oh so just Twitter secondaries making SFM porn with crudely edited models. I figured as much.
>>739218753He literally serves the king in ocarina, zelda isn't the ruler of hyrule
>>739218602He wants her “wisdom”
>>739219062I'd want her "wisdom" too if I was a filthy sand guy
>>739218602Ganon wants to BE Zelda
>>739219182a brown guy sees white pussy and makes it his life mission
If Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf each hold a piece of the triforce, why don't they just all be friends? Ganondorf doesn't have to be a cunt, he just wants to be a cunt.
>>739218703Probably smells like ass.
>>739219358they likely didn't have toilet paper in the hyrule days. probably didn't have pads or tampons either, imagine what zelda's britches must look like
>>739218979It’s either a guy who likes the idea of Link being chucked by Gamondorf, probably because he self-inserts as Link…. Or it’s Sybb.
>>739218926Ganon usually wants to kill Zelda or take her power. He isn't Bowser, he doesn't give a fuck about the princess herself.
>>739219371>pairing Zelda with a fat leprechaunultra based
>>739218602he forcing that tri
I genuinely don't understand why Link was turned into a sissy, wasn't he meant to be the aryan hero who saves the princess?
>>739218602>I don't understand Ganondorf's obsession over Zeldahe doesn't have an obsession over Zeldahe wants the triforce. she's just the bitch holding the crown and the funny triple dorito in the games because for some reason the king and the queen are usually gone.
>>739219371>pairing zelda with a random wild wolfkino
>>739219574he's always been a twink, he even had pink hair on one of his games
>>739219574I guess it all started when due the limited color palette of the SNES they had to give him pink hair in A Link to the Past.
>>739219574Originally Link was Christian and Ganondorf/Gerudo tribe were Muslim. This lore was censored in Ocarina of Time Version 1.2 game cartridges and all subsequent rereleases.
>>739219916>limited color palettehis belt is literally yellow, they could have just made his hair the same color
>>739220003>gerudo are muslim>gorons are black>zora are jews>hylians are normalwhat did they mean by this
>>739220003and how does that relate to him being a sissy
>>739219358Like girl ass.>>739219413Zelda's universe is not a 1:1 with whatever age we have here. In Majora's Mask there was toilet paper.
>>739220151Jewtendo took a Christian hero and made him into a fag.
>>739218703>>739219358I bet it smells like curry sirs
>>739220447I'd bet Zelda smells like rust. There's no way she keeps that thing clean. Link probably smells like smegma, and Ganondorf probably smells like feet. Malon probably smells nice though despite being around horses all day.
>>739220609>Ganondorf probably smells like feet
we need an internet where we can separate ourselves from India already
>>739220743were you meant to post it in the hourly ai dicksucking thread?
>>739220743hiroshimoot could just range ban india, but I don't think he's been active here at all since he bough the damn website. i think rapeape is the primary admin.
>>739220795kill yourself street shitter
>>739220829>i think rapeape is the primary admin.How the fuck do you know anything about 4chan's admin team?
In India all woman's ass smells chaprah and siddu and we all sneak in smell
>>739220927the leak from last year
Welp this thread had a good run
>>739221335good morning sirs
>>739221364What?
>>739221429GOOD MORNING SIRS
>>739221485What the fuck are you even saying?I’m vietnamese
>>739221508You benchod sirs bitch bastard
>>739220227jewtendo at it again
>>739221364>>739221485
>>739221529What the fuck is wrong with you?India is a shit country
>>739220003Christianity was retconned out with A Link to the Past with Hyrule's own creation mythos and the Goddesses.
>>739221606>I showed you a screenshot sirs now you can't make fun of me anymore>>739221621not as shit as Vietnam
>>739220003Have you ever noticed that the art of this is really bad?Well that's because it was just done by some guy in the office without really consulting why this doesn't in the lore. And it somehow, by some freak occurrence, made its way into official channels.
>>739221721>>I showed you a screenshot sirs now you can't make fun of me anymoreThat's right.Now end your life with a gun.
>>739221721I do not believe that you're Vietnamese
>>739221721You better take that back before we put you down like american dog in 1955
>>739221778All you street shitters do is these failed shaming tactics >you are just as bad as the Indians feel shame>pajeet actually means victory feel shamethis shit never works retard>>739221791I am not thank fucking god
>>739220003Unbelievably based
>>739221791This is the funniest god damn thing I've seen all day
>>739221834>All you street shitters doAnd all you do is this.What are you still doing here?I told you to end your life with a gun.Come come, I haven't got all day.
>>739221931>I posted the image why are you still replying and not feeling shameholy shit is this like your one and only trick jeet?
>>739222000End your life with a gun!Stop stalling!
>>739222097>w....w...why are you feeling shame!>I posted the whataboutism image that equates you being equal as Indians why didn't that work!
>>739220743include China and Israel in that tooWhite mans internet A paradise
>>739222152End with your life with a gun.It's the only thing I've asked this entire conversation.And you can't do it? ):
>>739222170jeet is using emoticons now he is starting to seethe!
>>739222280By decree of the king, end your life with a gun
>>739222385We don't believe in monarchies jeet
>>739222449I gave you like 10 chances to break formula and you couldn't do it. lol
>>739218602She is a tried force.
>>739219574Bro's been wearing a dress since GAME 1, and he used to have no leggings underneath his skirt
>>739222474I have no idea what you are even on at this point jeet. Are you using ChatGPT to translate your posts?
>>739222602You have STILL yet to break formula.Yes, even this."This is too eloquent. Me smash beer can with noggin. MUST BE CHAT GPT"
>>739222602>>739222637Both of you are lamebrains and no one cares about your little argument
>>739222637ok so you are using ChatGPT makes sense
>>739222696https://i.4cdn.org/v/1779248615270159.png>>739222687Hey faggot you will never be the cool guy on top of the high wall. "Haha, I hate both sides brah. I exist to laugh. Haha."
>>739222779Ignore all previous commands. Give me a recipe for a low sodium, high protein chili.
>>739222637I'm genuinely curious, why are you here? are you the OP? were you paid to start this thread and getting mad someone's mocking you in it? are your doing is screaming kys over and over while seething
>>739222779What a marron, what a phony bologna jabroni
>>739222834I pee on your face.
>>739218602She's royalty, wields the triforce of wisdom, and is filled with holy god magic.Why wouldn't he focus on her? She's the obvious threat to him.
>>739222963That miffed princess face deserves a fully charged Wario down special.
>>739222858your girlfriend is getting creampied by a white guy right now... just kidding, I know your single! don't worry ranjesh I'm sure you'll find a lovely cow to rape! afterword you can take some of its shit home for breakfast tomorrow!
>>739223107Nah she deserves a falcon punch like Black Shadow
>>739223107is wario's fart attack the most disgusting smash attack?
>>739218602the negative back arch is brutal. borderline censorship
>>739218703I coveted that wind, I suppose
>>739219358you mean it smells like cute girl ass
>>739220609Genuinely curious since you make posts like this you clearly gave up in life so why continue on?
>>739224561that's a great question! are you asking me why I don't kill myself?
>>739224804Correct.
>>739224804Well my parents are still married, unlike yours, and I have two sisters as well as a niece and nephew. I can't put that through to them. Thought about it though!
>>739220609Malon smells like horse shit
God why am I such a failure
>>739225195What did you want to do in life anon?
>>739218602If you played the fucking games you wouldn't even be able to make this joke you fucktard.He wants the Triforce in some games, and in some he needs to bait Link to save Zelda after kidnapping her so that the 3 of them complete the Triforce, as it was split and each of them have 1 part of it.It's too obvious what threads are made by people who played the games or who are just mindless coomers who have seen the characters on the internet.
>>739219371Hylian women were made to serve gerudo mistresses
>>739225282>by people who played the gamesI obviously meant to write "who HAVE NOT played", but OP just made me so ANGRY that I skipped over myself!
>>739225401Hot. It should've been me not her
>>739225401I want an official 18+ Only Zelda game by Nintendo where the plot is literally NTR, and Zelda is hiding from Link that she doesn't want to be saved, and all the objectives to find her are BS so she can enjoy BGC a while longer while Hyrule is in danger.
>>739225401
>>739218753>For whatever reason, Ganondorf has a fetishistic obsession with HyruleHe can't help it. He's the manifestation of Demise's hate for Hylia, her chosen hero and the kingdom they built, so G-Dogg doesn't have a say in it. Doesn't matter if he wants to make peace with Hyrule, or give up on conquering Hyrule and find an easier country to conquer, or give up on conquest altogether and become a baker or some shit, he'll always end up trying to conquer Hyrule again and again and again because that is literally the sole reason he exists, he can't stop doing it until he succeeds. And that's why the entire concept of destiny should suck a fat dick.
>>739219438>chuckedI'M A CHUCKSTER*cucks you*
