>>739224026
Meh. Seems like a bad omen for AAA vidya in general if something with such normalfag appeal is getting canceled.

>>739224026
I'm going out on a limb and say he wrote a story that directly conflicted with the source material or didn't attempt to sell a product. That's a very big no-no when you're dealing with either The Wizards or Hasbro.

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This is official dungeons and dragons artwork.
This will surely sell our product!

>>739224526
this makes me physically ill

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>>739224526
women should not be allowed to do anything art related anywhere. they consistently create the most repulsive works imaginable in whatever medium they happen to pick.
this includes men who pretend to be women.

>Dungeons & Dragons game canceled
>Stig Asmussen is an American video game developer, best known for his work on the God of War series for Santa Monica Studio and the Star Wars Jedi series for Respawn Entertainment.
I have winning fatigue.

Good, total western vidya dev death.

>>739224526
Imagine going back in time like 20 years or more ago and telling them that this is what D&D would become.
No one would believe you. Yet here we are.

>>739224735
But female mangaka are okay.

>>739224842
only if its hentai

>>739224842
>anything art related
i guess pretend can't read either

>>739224735
Estrogen is the vindictive hormone and the ugliness of women’s art is to try and passively denigrate the value and power of others relative to the woman’s own sense of insecurity and self loathing

>>739224526
no one ever went past 3rd edition

>>739224026
What was that shit gonna be like? Any previews?

>>739224114
>normalfag appeal
>D&D
I have bad news for you. D&D was only normalfag for the short period where 5e was plastered all over Twitch. That ended, and shortly after, WotC culled their own fanbase (again) by releasing a controversial overhaul that killed mainstream appeal. If you're wondering if the update was bad enough to do that, the answer is: it doesn't matter, because over 90% of their own fanbase learned how to play the game 3 years ago by watching Critical Role and will never read a rulebook in their lives.

>>739224842
Yes. Delicious in Dungeon was great and Alicesoft's best works were authored by women.

>>739224948
Asmussen was the game director for those Jedi: Fallen Order and Survivor games so probably something in a similar vein. This project seemingly never even really got off the ground so I doubt there was anything in the way of actual previews.

>>739224841
definitely in the running for most raped IP. A few blue hairs that don't even engage with the product on a meaningful level just completely destroyed it

>>739225082
>Alicesoft
I love that Rance and Sill might as well could be a shoujo heroine and her love interest.

>>739224026
lmao get rekt

D&D isn't good enough on its own to carry a title. Even people like Larian, using every crumb of nostalgia, barely made something worthwhile.

>>739224026
I wouldn't have mind a decent DnD hack and Slasher but it would've probably been shit so no big loss.

>>739224026
>Fuck over Baldur's Gate 3
>Fuck over a new video game in your I.P.
Hasbro are morons. But Wizards is just as retarded:
>Secret Lair drops
>Don't even give the artist that does the work multiple copies on demand
>Because you want them
>to order like the rest of the proles
>OOPS SOLD OUT IN FIVE MINUTES, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME CONTRACTOR SWEATY. :^)
Clowns.

>>739224526
Is current year's D&D even about dungeon crawling, wilderness adventures and monster encounters anymore? It feels like most of all official D&D art I keep seeing is only about diverse fantasy characters attending fantasy festivals or hanging out in fantasy coffee shops in faux-medieval urbanite settings.

>>739225316
Well, yeah: DnD is meant to be creative. The only popular worlds (if that) within the "I.P." Hasbro's "creations" (which aren't even theirs) is:

-Forgotten Realms (Ed Greenwood for TSR which Hasbro/Wizards bought)
-Planescape/"Sigil" which hasn't had a splat book since 3/3.5E 20-25 years ago.
-Dragonlance (which hasn't been a thing since Forgotten Realms became more popular and pushed it out the way)
That's about it.

Wizards tried shit like D20 "Modern" in 3/3.5E era but those don't take off like those three do.

Divinity is gonna sell millions

>>739224842
>But female mangaka are okay.
Gooks think it's okay to trash copies once you are done, they don't care about preservation. Manga is meant to be disposed. Manga is not art.

>>739224526
totally normal, not a cult, and we are the evil ones when we want children out of thise pornographic mess.

>>739224026
D&D is antithetical to AAA as is it requires a level of mechanical complexity that seems to be anathema to big-wig studios. I'm surprised they even attempted it, though I guess the success of BG3 drew an appetite.

>>739224526
>a beholder taking part of the faggot celebration
even the most insane beholder would not be able to resist the urge to kill everyone present

>>739226420
It's funny because spectators are a thing which would be conceivably believable, but I don't think the people that made this image know enough about the source material to have even thought about it.

>>739226195
I just like how they made hags, dryads and other creatures trans, made the orcs mexicans and other woke shit. Totally no rainbow mafia agenda.

0:23
https://youtu.be/BWk8PjJODyI?si=Uy76Vlwc4VUt3uDe&t=34

Not surprised the game was cancelled. They saw all the flops, grifting taxpayer still wouldn't cover losses and they'd have to declare it making it all too obvious.

>>739224453
My bet is on hasbro or wizards being completely fucking retarded.

>>739224948
No interviews.

>>739226420
>>739226501
eyestalk count. My initial read of this is that the entire scenario is a beholder using his dream powers to warp reality and that those mugs are full of halucenogens..

>>739226594
Technically incubus/succubus thing is folklore accurate, since the original European folklore take on them is that they are the same demon that changes forms depending on if it is collecting semen from a man or dispensing it into a woman.

>>739224526
Brown poop dick
Uses a rainbow

>>739225807
You're talking about the kind of manga that comes on cheap newspaper print for a handful of yen, not the high quality volume releases.
I think you intentionally forget to mention that, you lying rat.

>>739224842
If you're a female mangaka and nobody reads your shit, your manga gets axed.

There's been a small number of women (people overstate the prevalence of female mangaka for virtue points) in writing positions for decades. The moment that people started having a problem with it was when companies that used to produce popular male-oriented works started getting longhoused and protecting bad female creatives while getting rid of the kinds of people who made western entertainment so powerful. Over 90% of the women working in entertainment right now need to go. Same with the fags. We're learning that most of them were being tard wrangled by people who understand normal men and actually have triple digit IQs.

>>739224526
And this is why everyone plays Pathfinder instead.

Wasted billions on live service games development.
Refuses to spend a cent on bg3, either in sequel or expansion form.
AAA exec are retarded.

>>739225193
I dunno I'd argue mtg is probably worse off, dnd you have the option to just ignore all the faggotry if your friends aren't lame but mtg you're forced to endure that shit

>>739228556
They can't settle for a 100% chance of making a lot of money if there is a 1% possibility of making all of the money instead.

>>739228461
Pathfinder is literally even worse than D&D
They actively went out of their way to publicly apologize for ever having had cops be presented in a positive light and promised to never again use cops as anything but villains

they erased the entire concept of slavery from their entire setting because it was racist, so not even the devils enslave people anymore, and it was erased because all the evil male rulers who were the root cause of slavery were replaced with superior female rulers who immediately abolished it with no problems of any kind because all it took was female common sense males lacked

They also went out of their way to say that the male god of traditional living, hunting and small village life is actually the worst of the worst that ever existed but the female god of rape and monsters is actually the protector of the unwanted and much better than him

and I'm not even fucking kidding

WotC is woke because it makes them money, Paizo is woke because they're genuine true believers

>>739224526
Nu-D&D is genuinely so revolting.

>>739224842
they're really good, yeah

>>739224526
When will the endless gay butt sex stop?

>>739225807
Gooks don't make manga.

>>739228774
A good example of that is how WotC will speak out all the woke litanies about how old D&D is morally wrong and always was morally wrong until they fixed its ethics in new materials, but they still happily accept people's money for the problematic old editions and old modules and keep them accessible.

>>739224526
>then the schizo /pol/tards were right about everything.
Well fuck.

They could have made a DnD souslike or TES like. They're fucking retarded

>>739224526
why are these fags not killing the beholder
like holy fuck there's a monster right fucking there
KILL IT

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>m-manga is not-
Now this is an artisanal masterpiece handiwork that pays tribute to d&d and is real art. This is what I call d&d. What is copyright "has" d&d even doing? D&D was practically stolen from them and belongs to manga.

>>739228909
When people realize that the high tax rate is what's funding it and that the conservative movement is controlled opposition who's job is to contain the right and ultimately play the Washington Generals to the left's Globe Trotters.

>>739229009
Hasbro has probably fallen into the trap of modern game development where the execs can only envision either cheap and safe mobile game slop or super risky AAA megaproductions with 100+ million budgets and nothing in between. It is the same reason we hardly get any Star Wars games these days.

>>739224526
Critical Role was a fucking mistake

>>739228978
they also still let us have crazy BDSM fetish Drow and happily sell things of them
meanwhile Paizo removed all dark elves from their entire setting and replaced them with lame lizard people that are evil but not too evil because an evil race having dark skin is in their own words problematic

WotC at least gives us classic wizards with big bushy beards, Paizo flat out stated that the only skilled wizards are africans and african magic is superior to everyone else's

>tfw no DnD Dragons Dogma
Feels bad man.

>>739229201
To be fair, I'm pretty sure Paizo removing dark elves was at least partially a precaution to sever likeness to D&D materials in case WotC tries to push more shit like their license debacle some years back.
But other than that, they absolutely are doing purposeful lame & gayification.

>>739224453
That sounds more like Warhammer.

>>739229009
>Hasbro are retarded
What else is new?

>>739229128
Hasbro frankly got ridiculously lucky they somehow managed to snag Larian for their big D&D game, one of the few modern devs out there that actually can do a big budget RPG justice rather than wasting all budget on a "cinematic experience"
And then they proceeded to burn every possible bridge with them by fucking them over as much as possible and demanding they try and jew the players

It's almost baffling how stupid that entire thing was, had they just been normal BG3 could have had like 3 different big DLC's by now each a guaranteed money printing machine

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>>739225082
>Delicious in Dungeon

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>>739224453
Nah, more likely Hasbro now deciding to axe gaming and focus on shows and movies. After they had axed shows and movies to focus on gaming...

>>739229464
My unironic bet is that the success Universes Beyond content for Magic the Gathering has now convinced the key shareholders that they need to steer D&D into a platform for crossoverslop too, and of course they do this pivot when the Magic playerbase is getting increasingly fatigued to Universes Beyond.

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>>739229556
Very likely.

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>>739224526
Same vibes. Knowing how pozzed Hasbro and especially WotC is there's no surprises here.

>>739226372
I imagine BG3's success is why this got canceled. At least one person at Hasbro had a lucid moment and realized that spending millions making third person movie slop with the DnD license after BG3 would make you look like a fucking retard.
Intentionally or not, this move unironically strengthens the IP.

>>739225497
I've tried to read some of the new Dragonlance books. That shit is pozzed as fuck. Modern WotC thoroughly destroyed that setting.
I'm glad they pretent Dark Sun, Greyhawk, and Mystara don't exist.

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>>739225461
>It feels like most of all official D&D art I keep seeing is only about diverse fantasy characters attending fantasy festivals or hanging out in fantasy coffee shops in faux-medieval urbanite settings.
That's because it's a favored target of shitposters to share out that's made for things outside of the game, or is often not even official artwork at all (e.g. the Combat Wheelchair images that were shared everywhere a while back). That image specifically was only made for a Pride 2024 DnD-themed Magic: The Gathering playmat, not to actually represent the game.

Actual DnD art is still stuff like this (p.42 of the Dungeon Master's Guide)

>>739228982
Thats worst part about all that retarded bullshit culture war trash. Polfag/rightoid parody about black bald lesbians in wheelchair with xir xers pronouns became real and unironic lmao.

>>739224026
It's actually amusing that Habro/WotC are such assholes to work with, even Larian doesn't want to work with them anymore.
That's some unique talent that even Games Workshop can't top.

>>739224114
That's more indicative of Hasbro going down the shitter at unprecedented speeds. Idk if this is a response to WoTC's unionization efforts.

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>>739229685
Watch out, he's gonna get ya

>>739229045
He's a gayholder who chanhes everyone's alignments to lawful/neutral/chaotic gay

>>739229685
Do elves still change their gender once per day or was this shit scrapped after Jeremy Crawford got the boot?

>>739229715
To be fair, they explicitly went and did things that specifically pissed off Larian in particular, and many other devs would be fine with
They kinda thought Larian was similar to them and the CEO wouldn't care that much about hem firing some low level expendable employees
Turns out Larian's CEO is one of the few left in the entire games industry who's loyal towards his employees and took a very fucking big offense towards casually firing people for profit

>>739224026
I don't give a fuck, I thought I was depressed because I didn't want to play vidya anymore looking at all the garbage that is being released, especially in the West. Then I started emulating super nes games and I've been playing that and asking for more.
Turns out I wasn't depressed, current day games were just fucking shit.

I wonder how much did Hasbro even fund the BG3 development.

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>>739229247
>tfw no DnD Dragons Dogma
Would play.

>>739229045
who else is gonna bring the piss jugs?

>>739224114
AAA is dying

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>>739229784
AFAIK, the book that that was in was relegated to legacy content, and even in that book it was something that they said was up to the DM's discretion whether it was actually something a character could make, because it was more of a miracle granted by one of their faggier gods.

But I also know they've gotten a lot loose now that shit's in the Beyond era, so you'd have to look into it for yourself

>>739228740
Local CEO invests billions into lottery tickets and dies poor.
Local homeless man finds a single ticket and dies a rich man.
Statistics do not favor the greedy.

>>739230001
I remember when this first started to make rounds on /tg/. I think the conclusion was it was better if the entire party just started using them even though they could walk. I might be mis-remembering but it can hover, it had faster movement speeds, gave boost to AC, can't be destroyed unless you got like 3 Nat 20's in a row.
>Adventuring party of Clerics and Paladins
>All get wheelchairs to use
>Parties name: The Holy Rollers

>>739230109
It's still crazy as hell that they highlighted such broken fukken homebrew. They clearly knew better since it never got anywhere close to being official, but they nevertheless put a spotlight on it.

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>>739224026
Don't care. Finished the Pool of Radiance and Dragonlance games and still have the Savage Frontier games left.
Gotta say, although Secret of the Silver Blades and Pools of Darkness got really wonky do to them being hybrid 1E and 2E high level adventures, the Goldbox games are still some of the best ways to play D&D on a PC.

>>739230223
*Using the Goldbox Companion that is,

>>739230089
>AFAIK, the book that that was in was relegated to legacy content
Good, because MToF was such a fucking retarded lorebook, holy shit.

>>739224735
The problem is not women. It's birth control pills. Women are indoctrinated to take them regularly to "control their hormones". Another problem is psychiatric medication, such as antidepressants.

>>739224526
>even the beholder is a faggot
Woke is a peculiar blend of gay and HR sanitized corpo shit. Couldn't make it less appealing if they tried.

>>739225412
Given how successful BG3 was and that the majority of the hard work in setting up the development tools and engine had already been done in making BG3, Hasbro/WotC are super fucking retarded for not keeping Larian on board to make more. Or working out a licensing agreement so further work could be shopped to other studios using all the assets and tools from BG3. Like they had the perfect setup to smash out another Icewind Dale using the BG3 framework.

>>739224453
>directly conflicted with the source material
D&D is so loose with its settings that I doubt that they change things about Forgotten Realms, Eberron, and Greyhawk, all the time.

>>739229676
I imagine that Larian not wanting to make it DLC focused microtransaction hell conflicted with the current kick that Hasbro/WotC was on in trying to lock everything down and pump subscription services. Since as far as they are concerned profits aren't profits unless they are the unlimited morbillion dollars forever ongoing style profit models.

>>739228982
You should have listened

I have a feeling WotC is going to have a hard time finding a dev team as autistically dedicated as Larian. I don't even like Larian all that much, but I appreciate their work ethic.
WotC was dumb as fuck to burn all the bridges with them so quickly.

>>739224526
>Highly Anticipated D&D AAAslop was canceled
the amazon lotr mmo was finally put out its misery too. it's amazing how much money these companies just throw away day after day.

>>739230918
wotc is heading to bankruptcy maybe the saudis will buy them or some one else

>>739226420
Given the Beholder is serving drinks that is likely supposed to be the one good aligned Beholder in the setting. It is a character from like 2nd Edition from memory, it accidently gained all the knowledge in the universe and stopped being evil and instead opened a tavern. It is still stupid given the contextual knowledge needed about the IP to know why that Beholder isn't killing everyone. Even stupider is that they had already been using a cutesy Beholder as a mascot for the thing for a while, entirely missing the point of why a Beholder was used as the IP mascot prior.

>>739229115
Aye. The purpose of the left is to ruin everything. The purpose of conservativism is to slow this down to digestible levels. The process needs both as the left without conservativism would go from 0 to 100 too fast and cause actual backlash.

>>739224453
didn't they make a nigger aragorn?

>>739230982
WOTC is the only profitable part of Hasbro right now

>>739224753
we must be better men ? we must be unemployed men.

>>739231067
That was in MtG but it's the same company

>>739230918
Whatever gripes about BG3 there are it was an incredibly polished game given the sheer amount of content and variables involved. And they didn't shirk on doing work to add stuff that was only a single miss able encounter.

>>739231119
they what's that about conflicting source material or selling a product? because that fiasco accomplished neither

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>>739231016
Good thing Deekin is dead in the setting, so they can't bring him back. They would probably make im some pansexual trans dragon or whatever.

>>739226195
>pornographic
But needing every female character to be a blow up doll with her tits hanging out is totally not about sex and how dare anyone suggest it

>>739228982
anon, there ARE no "schizo poltards" - it's literally just normal people with pattern recognition, literally NOTHING schizo about them, you fell for the unironic globalist psyop

>>739225461
Current year D&D is whatever the fuck your table makes it, as it always was. Not that anyone in those threads would know since no one here actually plays this TABLE TOP GAME at a fucking table, it's just vidya secondaries whining about things they see on xitter.

>>739226420
Why is it that when you see a detail that suggests that you might not be supposed to take the picture 100% seriously you instead assume it's a mistake and then complain about how serious it is
I think that's a symptom of autism

>>739231143
the tolkein estate let WoTC make Aragorn black. If you look at the art for the FF or Avatar UB sets no one is race or gender swapped as the license holders didn't want those changes

>>739224526
Lol black elves again, veilguard looking homo jeets... might have been funny to watch journos fellate this slop, definite GOTY potential here

>>739231249
Overactive pattern recognition is literally schizophrenic

>>739231149
At this point I'm honestly not even sure what they could do to make the setting worse. They kind of already blew their load with all the diversity and inclusion shit. Anything they do now is basically just rehashing this performative crap done earlier. Plus they shit the bed so hard and turned so many people away with their various corporate shenanigans in the last half decade that there isn't really any recovery possible.

>>739231258
Can't imagine a negro or a jeet playing this or any sort of zoomer, you need to be able to imagine things when playing tabletop games

>>739231301
it's not overactive though, it's just common sense
literally guys just saying 'jews did it' - that's not overactive, that's the most obvious thing
you can shit on globalists, rich people, island pedos, nepotistic parasites on any platform openly and people will nod along
but the moment you say which tribe they belong to, then mention kalergi and point at europe, and they will call you insane
and it's the most obvious, glaring thing, too

>>739231301
NTA but it wasn't overactive.

>>739231409
>I'm not insane, they really are using 5G to project numbers straight into my frontal lobe, it's just common sense!

>>739224526
I love how the corpse of Western civilization is just being wrapped in the homosexual flag of rainbow leftism while it slowly rots away. No cries, just whimpers now.

>>739231461
>pretending to not understand
classic cope/bait
you're the only one saying schizo shit - all I said was that rich pedos and globalists are nepotistic people with big noses
bro epstein shit is literally out, every normalfag is talking about it, it's not some obscure conspiracy like your ilk try to pretend
it's in the name - epSTEIN

>>739231136
My only gripes with BG3 was the writing (including the very cunty companions) and the fact that it is very much a blatant reskin of DivOS 2. The game itself is fine. It even feels almosr like Baldur's Gate at times.

>>739231270
>let WotC
It's far more likely they asked for it. WotC had the opportunity with other UB sets to slip in a lot of darkies into background characters or factions that otherwise wouldn't have them but otherwise wouldn't be an issue to alter things, and they still didn't slip that many in.

I'd say it also says a lot that, even though Across the Spider-Verse had Hobie taking his mask off every chance he could to show off being black and having ridiculous big hair, the only card of Spider-Punk that even remote shows that he's black is one of two Extended Arts, in which his mask is lifted just barely enough to be chewing gum.

On the other end of things, the Tolkien Estate has been obsessed with updating the franchise to be "modern" now that Chris is dead, basically getting the wheels moving before he even left his duties at the estate. They're the ones pushing for "comfy" games with black Hobbits, and it can never be understated how much involvement they had with Rings of Power. That was the whole reason they went with Amazon: they were given creative rights.

>>739231748
JRR really couldn't have asked for a better manager of his literary estate than Christopher. Shame that it all fell apart so fast and so hard after he passed away.

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>>739231249
Keep telling yourself that

>>739231541
I understand, I just disagree you twat
But you're pretending not to understand that

Trump's not Jewish btw, that's the whole point here, we can literally see who the rich pedos are and for some reason you have to make it out to be like there's another hidden layer to it that absolves the worst of them

>>739228461
PF is the same

>>739231270
Tolkien estate is fucking weird with the licencing. Playing cards and movies are a fine, but god forbid if someone wants to make a comic.

>>739231915
Ok shlomo. Go apply your foreskin restoration cream while you pretend to be white. Your orange dyed shlomo is all yours

>>739231982
Tolkien Estate also gives tabletop games (both TTRPGs and board games) in general crazy amount of creative liberty.

>>739231915
lil james is called epstein's island, not trump's island
and I literally didn't even mention about trump, weird of you to bring him up out of nowhere - maybe he is a pedo, maybe not
he's a golem, a based one, but still a golem, he works in their interests

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Fell's Five had the perfect amount of quipping.

>>739224526
>the gay shit is what killed d&d
>not the enshittification of the base rules
>not the nickel and diming on d&d beyond etc
Sure

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>>739224842
Based CLAMP enjoyer

>>739224526
I've had enough of motherfucking faggotry in my motherfucking hobbies.

>>739232108
those go hand in hand
and anyone normal would rather play with bad rules that with gay shit

>Be WotC
>decide to get back into video games after a big hiatus
>Bioware has shat the bed, now need a new patsy
>Americans no longer like tactics games, which is what DnD is basically all about
>Find a European developer who will take any pay since they don't have to buy health insurance
>They make a game, its amazing
>Immediately decide they no longer need you and work on their own game with their newfound fame
>Get this wild idea that its WotC that made BG3 great and not Larian
>Overvalues the brand, now it can appeal to American companies where you don't have to pay as much
>Everyone you reach out to starts falling apart because you have no idea what you're doing anymore
WotC wants companies to fight over DND like they do for Disney. Fact is, people don't actually care all that much about Forgotten Realms. Even with Ed Greenwood keeping things organized, 99% of the worldbuilding is kept in books 99% of DND players won't ever touch

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>>739225497
I honestly prefer Dragonlance to Forgotten Realms. At this point, Drizzt is a fucking Mary Sue and Salvatore is basically Stephen King where he just shits out anything

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>>739232159
Based DAI DARK enjoyer

>>739224026
>Dice slop cancelled
Nobody cares. Go make real games with real thought put into its mechanics.

>>739230670
apparently WotC/Hasbro tried to be sneaky bitches and make an agreement with Larian that involved them handing over the rights to the development tools an engine to WotC/Hasbro

Which course when Larian realized that (probably after all but 5 seconds, 4 of which spent on the thoughts "are these motherfuckers for real") soured relationships on a very deep and personal level

AKA, WotC/Hasbro tried to be EA

>>739231063
The purpose of conservatism is to keep the right focused on the symptoms of blank slate liberalism instead of the disease itself, to prevent them from organizing, and to keep them trapped in a box where they're pressured by their peers to not do anything that could actually lead to substantial and permanent victories.

Any kind of collective action is communistic in nature.
Talk around the fact that problems follow low IQ (which is mostly genetic) populations, gay people, and female leaders wherever they go.
When the left attacks one of your peers, throw him under the bus to prove that you're more virtuous than the left.
Don't hire and promote your friends while disenfranchising your enemies.
Don't look back in anger (the emotion of change). Be sad (the emotion of helplessness) instead.
The Bible just says "turn the other cheek" again and again for over a thousand pages, right? It definitely doesn't have anything to say about foreign invaders, female leaders, and hostile cultures.

Even when conservatism appears to have a massive cultural mandate, it can't actually do anything, because it's built from the ground up to lose.

>>739232289
>WotC/Hasbro tried to kill the golden goose
Colour me fucking shocked

>>739232289
Never go full EA.

>>739232289
Or like GW who hold the rights to everything you do with the Warhammer license.

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>>739231372
a negro created a tabletop franchise though

>>739232104
this comic was so fucking good, shame it was tied to 4e and therefore doomed

>>739232395
nah going full EA works, as evidenced by EA being EA
it's half-assing going EA that doesn't work, if you're going to be evil at least be smart about it

>>739226761
succubus are not european folklore, they are jewish

>>739232454
succubi in their modern form originate from European monks trying to explain how they got wet dreams

>>739232289
It was almost as stupid as them trying to retroactively force new, draconic OGL rules onto the D&D users (all this fan content you did for free for years? We own all of it it now!), until some law school intern pointed out the obvious that the law doesn't work retroactively.
And then there was this thing with sending Pinkertons to some fans' house.
Why is WotC so cartoonishly dumb?

>>739232416
the only reason GW aren't still the kings of tabletop bullshittery is because WotC somehow went into overdrive the past few years
but they're still firmly and confidently in second place

>>739232492
You mean the draconic OGL rules that had as only major effect a literal 5000% increase in sales of their direct competitor (Paizo) and catapulted their conveniently released new product to unprecedented levels?
Because that genuinely has to be studied in business school in levels of complete and utter idiocy with such obvious and direct consequences.

>>739232479
Kabbalah wasn't written by monks

>>739231890
This BS never worked and never will

>>739232059
>lil james is called epstein's island, not trump's island
It'd be called Trump island if Donny had been hanged in a cell and Epstein were president instead
>and I literally didn't even mention about trump, weird of you to bring him up out of nowhere
You mentioned the Epstein files but you're extremely reluctant to talk about the person most mentioned in them and who is doing the most to keep them suppressed, weird. It's all about the rich pedos in the files but when it comes to the richest, pedoest of all it's suddenly "well idk maybe, maybe not, we don't know for sure, why are you talking about that"
You are not a serious person.

>>739232453
nah, going full ea only works if you've got fifa dollars burning a hole in your pocket
hasbro doesn't have half a captive audience that is the average sports game consumer

>>739232740
bro that's a lot of schizo text
look man, all I said was that a certain nepotistic tribe are overrepresented among rich globalists, and that's an objective fact, really weird of you to go so defensive over it
I didn't even mention trump, you're the one writing entire novels about the golem

>>739232838
nta but spare me some of your knowledge so i may increase my pattern recognition capabilities

>>739232838
>bro that's a lot of schizo text
It's just common sense. You're trying to flip the script here and it's quite obvious why.

>DND THREAD? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW EPSTEIN FILES SHOWED JEWS RUN THE WORLD, RICH PEDO JEWS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, LOOK AT THAT, YOU'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY NOT TO ADMIT IT, JEWS JEWS JEWS
>and what about the prominent non-Jewish pedophile in the Epstein files
>hey now why are you even talking about that suddenly bro who even cares really can we change the topic you're weird ahaha

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>>739224526
Do actual gays and wokies actually like it when everything is this tooty-fruity? It almost feels like its insulting them and they dont even realize it.

>>739224526
only need to change the artstyle into anime and chuds will vehemently defend it because it's just "entertainment"

>>739229128
Hasbro only knows how to do one thing and that's milk Magic The Gathering.

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>>739232240
Based Thermae Romae enjoyer

Hasbro is currently trying to turn D&D into a subscription service (again, after failing at least twice).

>>739231372
>you need to be able to imagine things when playing tabletop games
>Can't imagine a negro or a jeet playing this or any sort of zoomer
ironic

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>>739224842
URSULA K. LEGUIN
P.D. JAMES

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>>739233046
if you're serious, I didn't read into it on purpose to 'increase' anything, it emerged naturally, I never even posted on /pol/ - well, a couple posts, overall there's too many actual bots there falseflagging - the actual autists are pretty based, but overall a boring place to post
anyway, if you're actually asking, I 'increased' it by reading old mythology and history, not even WW1-2, but much older, be it indus valley, indo-europeans, mesopotamians, canaanites, greeks, rome, feudal japan, russia, mesoamerica, not clutching to every single date and whatnot because history is written by whoever is left standing to write it, but that is precisely what gives you that recognition - you develop a bullshit/propaganda sensor
like the 'smallpox blankets' and 'manifest destiny' where the host nation of indigenous americans just conveniently happens to die after settlers come, while they make baby ball pouches out of 'savages' (Sand Creek 1864)
or the way rurik with his bros takes over slavs and it's recorded as them voluntarily asking a foreign warlord to rule them - sure, man, everyone gathered to beg a foreigner to rule them, just like people begged genghis khan to conquer them
or seeing the moloch-to-jew connection and knowing about valley of hinnom, gehenna in jerusalem, gehenna's literally a tophet - canaanite child sacrifice site
basically, it's just seeing a pattern - every time a new leader/regime comes along, they seek to erase the previous regime, rewrite history every time
most leaders change the regime to fit their own needs, but keep the infrastructure intact - except for globalists and commies, which seek to subvert, destroy - commies destroying poland, slaughtering kazakhs (literally 2 million people died), ukrainian golodomor, etc
basically, a parasitic desert people with a past of sacrificing children specced into tribalism and became bankers and got consistently kicked out of every country/state/civilization they tried to subvert is the tldr

>>739233327
ok schizo
you're literally sounding unhinged now
like I didn't say anything about trump - you're fixated on him
when I answered you, I said he was a golem - he literally protects israel better than them, so I don't know what you're malding about
overall, it's pretty strange of you to react like this to objective facts, you don't seem very bright

>>739231982
I think that just because Tolkein himself didn't like comics as a medium.

Dungeons and Diarrhea

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>>739224526
WOTC panders quite a bit to the mentally ill but their official products don't come anywhere close to Paizo. Pathfinder 2e has done so much irrevocable damage to the brand it's unreal, but I guess that's what you get when your workforce is mostly freaks and degenerates.

>>739234495
>I was just talking about the Epstein files in a DnD thread on a Carpathian embroidery forum, I don't know where this Trump stuff came from really, just drop it already allright? You're fixated.
Bro I thought we'd moved on and over half an hour later you feel the need to reiterate how much I shouldn't be talking about Trump lmao, like, I mentioned him *once* and since then you can't stop replying to tell me how absolutely schizo it is to even bring it up when YOU had been ranting about rich pedophiles in the Epstein files

>>739225461
I dunno, when did curse of strahd come out? it's set in gayvenloft, but it's alright

>>739232515
nah GW makes the most popular Wargames but when it comes to TTRPG, Boardgames(excluding Talisman) and Card Games that have failed on multiple occasions, mostly due to just getting bored with them and licensing out the IP to another company like Fantasy Flight Games or Pegasus Spiele.
GW letting WoTC make those 40k Commander decks was the final nail in the coffin for GW ever going into the Card Game market

>>739234513
Tolkien was such a curmudgeonly old fuddy-duddy, really, bless the man but it's not like his every little pet peeve is divine law

>>739233046
it's also not about reading specifically about subversion or politics
it's more about the fun stuff like did you know that romans had communal butt-sponges on a stick that they wiped their asses with? they also had a steam engine, but I think it was closer to egypt or something
or that apparently, at least according to spaniards, native obsidian swords, which were basically wooden bats with obsidian blades on them, could eviscerate a horse mid-gallop - which is probably true because obsidian is sometimes used in surgery because it separates shit at a near-molecular level
or speaking of moloch - the bronze bull was likely inspired by it, possibly made with a collaboration with canaanite engineers
speaking of canaanites and phoenicians, there's more normalfag shit, like you probably know of Hannibal - he was the most based man imaginable, wrecked rome by literally bringing elephants through the mountains, losing a huge chunk of his army
or how ancient indo-europeans LITERALLY created a self-sustaining psychic mind prison, a literal demiurgy that still functions in India - the caste system
or speaking of indians - the Juggernaut - origin of the word juggenaut, jagannah or something - they had these huge mobile temples on wheels that roamed accross india - and natives either happened to be trampled by them by accident, or lined up to die under them
or you probably know this one, like hakarl - icelanders LITERALLY bury a shark to rot under a rock for weeks because it's poisonous to eat without that - yes, they eat that shit
also there's kiviak - greenland - they LITERALLY stuff a fucking walrus with dead birds, let it rot, then they suck the rotten bird guts from the bird's asshole
so like once you absorb shit like this, you kinda learn about different cultures and develop good pattern recognition after the cultural foundation you built

>>739234861
I mean making comics out of the works of a man who didn't like comics is also stupid

really why do you "need" LotR comics

>>739234792
bro you're still going on, huh
yes, you're an obsessed schizo, I don't even know what you're still going on about but ok

>>739231102
Being better men felt like an oxymoron. By being a better man you'd make women look worse by comparison which therefore makes you a worse man because no better man would ever make a queen look bad.

>>739229685
Are those fucking minions

>>739234928
This is one of the schizoest texts i ever read in my life..

>>739235061
No, they're called Modrons it's a Planescape thing

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>>739234928
>Source:

>>739224526
God I hate fag pandering so fucking much

>>739235110
nah bro it's all real 100%
actually run it through whatever LLM you use if you want to see the rundown, it's based siht
real life is stranger than fiction, like that LITERAL time South Korea was ran by an actual cabal of feminist shaman witches who read tarot and controlled the president's daughter or some crazy shit like that

>>739224526
Why has everything become so fake and gay in my lifetime? As the main character, what did I do wrong?

based

fuck the american video game industry, death to the american video game industry

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>>739230520
>The problem is not women. The problem is the choices women make
great post

>>739224907
Female doujin authors are among the nastiest people to ever live. Women constantly vilify men even just for wanting love and to feel cared for after a hard day's work, acting like anything they're attracted to is predatory, but goddamn female fetishes are fucking vile. Female cognitive dissonance is one of the greatest flaws of mankind.

>>739234978
Seriously, just stop replying to me at any time. You're only drawing more attention to the thing you don't want to see mentioned. You're being irrational and projecting.

>>739229464
>>739229587
>Maleficient taking revenge for not being invited to Aurora's christening by mentoring her in magic
Based and cute-pilled

>>739235524
insane projection from this anon

>>739229731
Hasbro is considered one of the worst companies to collaborate with in the tech industry. Larian basically said the reason there won't be bg3 dlc is because hasbro was so fucking bad. Magic cards are different since all you need to do is give them artwork and they get a trillion dollars from soilennials.

>>739224026
good, fuck them

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>>739224526
i want my old fantasy back...

>>739224526
oh no, one image.

>>739226594
Imagine looking at this alex jones tier grifter title and thinking it's legit lmao

>>739235872
you gotta make it yourself im afraid. learn to draw and youll be a part of the group of artists who want to make things good again

>>739230670
Larian has specifically stated they don’t want to give out their engine to others because “we don’t want to be a support studio”.
I could see disagreement over that being one the main contributors to the break up.

>>739235872
No you don't. You already can run whatever you want. You just don't want anyone else anywhere to be able to do what you don't want.

>>739224026
>>739224526
Hasbro has really destroyed D&D

>>739234932
Not really. Guy makes the best pancakes. A new pancake is coined after the guy. He hates pancake Wednesday but I like pancake Wednesday. I'll eat it on Wednesday. It's simple.
Millions of comics are in fact about D&D and that's indirectly a lot like Tolkien. It doesn't stop at Order of the Stick.You can't make a lotr comic directly due to copyright and that's fine but there will be D&D comics.

>>739224026
But they included blacks and strong foids in the movie why did they fail
Clearly we need more blacks Jews and troons

>>739236741
the druid girl was cute, shame about no dorfs

>>739235872
>Fist claiming Orcs are niggers, then turning them into Mexicans yourself
I- I don't get it.

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>>739224526
Gay pastel beholder never fails to make me laugh, but I only realized seeing it this time that it's actually gay pastel beholder barista serving lesbians drinks.

>>739229320
Balder's Gate must be cursed.
>Bioware does BG1 and 2
>Proceeds to do Dragon Age as a hail mary send-off when they couldn't do BG3
>Larian does BG3
>Proceeds to make an even higher budget Divinity when they couldn't do BG3 DLC
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>739234731
At least PFE2e's core math isn't abysmal dogshit compared to 5e's bounded accuracy nightmare.

>>739237353
>couldn't do BG3 DLC
Larian refused to work on BG3 DLC after Hasbro fired the people Larian was working with during the development of BG3. Sven might be a weird guy, but it seems he took that very personally.

>>739237623
Larian games are ass

>>739235872
I just don't understand the point of orcs if you're not gonna make them evil monsters. You already fucking have half-orcs for the less monstrous "they can be good people, too!" playable orc race, why the fuck would you water down the full-blooded orcs that way.

>>739237623
I love the man but you also have to realize that BG3 was a cynical project for him. He never even played the original BGs that much, he was an Ultima addict. BG3’s purpose was to take an established IP and use it to turn Larian into a household name. The started development on the BG3 DLC before realizing nobody actually wanted to work on it and they had enough capital to safely do their own thing. Combine that with Hasbro being retarded and it was an easy decision.
You can clearly tell what their problems with BG3 were, in pretty much every interview they describe their new game as having “systems built for a videogame”

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>>739224526
I have to just come out and say it: I don't care for this one bit.

>>739237772
Big strong hairy warrior archetype. Classic look. I actually quite like Warcraft orcs, even if it leans too far into noble savage tropes at times.

>>739237776
The funniest part about it is that the DnD 5e designers now seem to balance the game more around a fake version of the rules with BG3 than the actual fucking game itself. 5.5e supposedly "fixed" produce flame by... letting it do the exact same thing except it burns up your bonus action. Just because there was an annoying UI element in its BG3 version.

>>739237892
Like I said, D&D already had half-orcs for that.

>>739233465
>Oh you don't like watching two men fuck? What if they were turned into two hot women instead? What now homo?

>>739237950
Sure

>>739237772
Tolkien wrote that in the war against Sauron, "only the Elves stood undivided". People have interpreted this to mean that some orcs turned against Sauron.
Tolkien himself was uncomfortable with the idea of irredeemable evil from a Catholic perspective. Especially if the origin of orcs was tortured elves who didn't choose to be that way (which he could never really settle on).

>>739234928
>babies first conspiracies
Give me some good shit, all this stuff is either easily found on Wikipedia or was on the news.

>>739238289
D&D orcs you illiterate retard.

>>739238289
I recall that few of the orcs in LotR talked about just fucking off and starting freelance raiding and pillaging away from Sauron.

>>739230520
Anti-depressants were created to resolve a problem with the modern world, that is complete and utter unfulfillment as we resolved our greatest driving factor, survival.

>>739238540
Sam was listening to Shagrat and Gorbag talk about this

>>739237881
me on the left

>>739224026
Good
I fucking hate grandwizards of the coast, burn them to the ground

>>739233459
>Do actual gays and wokies actually like it when everything is this tooty-fruity?
no
t. faggot

>>739238483
Stole them from Tolkien.

>>739229673
Kek I love this image. It's so far removed from reality, just complete absolute fiction, it reads like a parody.

>>739224526
Worked for BG3. Will work for BG4.

>>739224026
Stig is pretty based and never made a bad game

>>739224753
>>739231102
>>739235015
He made God of War 2 and 3, not Onions of War, you retarded tranny tourist victim of abortion

>>739239246
>movie game about a boy and born-again soiman or mindless button smashing boring you to tears
amazing game series btw

>>739239152
This, they probably wanted him to make it gay and woke as fuck, and he didn't break under pressure. Same reason he was booted out of Jedi Survivor

>>739239292
God of War 2 kino though?

>>739239151
BG3 doesn’t look like that thoughever

>>739239394
It does if you're mentally ill enough

>>739224026
>assmussen
nordics aren't real people

>>739224842
redo of healer is about a man whose plan involves being raped in the ass for years (he's straight btw)

>>739239087
the big fucking tree growing on the balcony gets me. that is pure delusional fantasy on par with dumping out 4 bags of soil on a tarp and calling it a community garden

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>>739238469
these aren't conspiracies though
I wasn't claiming it was some esoteric knowledge, but come on anon, was it all babby's shit?
alright let's see - I'll post some more, though it's also well-documented, I mean, what else would I post, make shit up? I'm just posting shit I think is fun
also post something that can surprise me since you seem discerning - I'm legit waiting anon
italians ate pasta with olive oil and meat during renaissance, like it's not some huge thing, but yeah, it was mostly olive oil and herbs and the pasta
the samurai literally had a right to cut down a peasant on the spot
mesopotamians paid people in beer sometimes, sometimes while they were working in the fields
hennig brand was fucking insane and stored about 5700 liters of human piss (soldier piss) and fucking boiled it because he was broke and wanted gold
he made FUCKING soldiers piss for him, then boiled that shit into paste and lost his shit when it glowed
paracelsus's full name is some shit like philippus aureolus theoprastus bombastus von hohenheim and that's probably abridged
samurai were faggots and fucked boys, and used bows in battles -makes sense, ranged weapons, katanas were a last-ditch for desperate stands
or cutting down peasants and using it as ID
egyptians used mud as condoms by putting it into the pussy
also egyptians invented baddies - think about it, kohl, bobcuts, walking around with their tits out, skincare, looking after themselves
egypt-to-goth-girl pipeline is real, it's LITERALLY there
also they did some sus shit with crocodiles
diogenes didn't live in a barrel - they had no barrels back then, he lived in a huge jar for grain storage
koreans were enslaved, so they made this cope about 'suffering beautifully' which is basically 'harder daddy' and I feel like that foundational trauma is still in them and that is why their society is fucked up today, like straight up bipolar, same as jews being neurotic and weird about children because of the canaanite shit

>>739224026
For a moment I thought it was the one from the director of Veilguard. YES, THEY GAVE THAT FUCKER A AAA PROJECT.

>>739233459
Look at how well veilguard sold.

>>739237908
>>739237776
the 5e designers are so fucking ass that I'd generally rather have them forced to follow larian than be left to their own devices.

>>739239547
That mangaka was female?

>>739239967
I mean, weren't they in turn former Apex Legends and Titanfall devs?

>>739226195
your retarded children should have nothing to do with DnD which was less sterile before. Fuck off with this think of the children crap

>>739235931
It’s always the lowercase ESL retards who make disingenuous tourist bait like this. Why is that?

>>739240265
Generally no.

Corinne Busche is from Sims 3 expansions.

>>739232453
Full EA would have chopped off bioware a couple of hundered million in wasted dev dollars ago. They also fucked up their FIFA gacha by being stupidly woke, and including womens players on the mens side without rescaling their stats, so literally whos were outperofmring messi and ronaldo.

Full EA would have put the money first. That latter fuck up dropped their value enough so the sauds could make their move.

Hasbro wants to go full EA but are not competent enough.

>>739225461
Current year is critical role. Shifting away from free form design, to set pieces for bad actor types to twink out on.

>>739229685
>>739229778
Not exactly clyde caldwell level here.


>>739235061
Mechanical elementals from the planet of law. So, autistic robot minions, essentioally.

>>739236160
You think anyone buys your bullshit?

>>739240507
Failed saving throw vs being a bitch.

Who's to say he wasn't making a live service game that Hasbro panic-canned after seeing all the other Concord-likes?

>>739241279
if you think it was going to be a dnd hero shooter lmao

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>>739241403
I just get the feeling that we've been deprived of more flopkino.

>>739241471
Maybe. But remember that they still hired Burche.

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>>739241403
>>739241471
We already got that it was that horrible dark alliance game

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>>739240507
I know circlejerks like this don't give a fuck but it's a silly facebook post made for pride month, not an artwork made for an official dnd product

now that you have this information you can keep ignoring it and continue circlejerking

>>739244407
>official artwork doesnt count because its not for a splatbook
Shut up retard

>>739242913
But I want Hasbro to lose more money.

>>739244681
What does it "count" for? You having something to bitch about? Yeah, anything counts for that.

>>739224026
probably saw all the other western AAAslop flopping lately and actually had a suit with enough mental clarity left to realize that maybe this is not the best time for yet another financial mass grave

>>739235434
that's because women are nasty in general.
you wouldn't have seen men proudly reading rape porn novels in public to such a degree that it manages to attract the attention of news outlets

>>739224526
it's just astounding how unappealing every single part of this image is, like each section was designed to be that destructive

>>739224526
isn't hasbro the my little pony company? it checks out

>>739245352
isn't that more of the doing of WotC than Hasbro

>>739229438
my first thought as well

>>739231262
If it's not something to be taken seriously then I have free reign to shit on it, it's the same outcome in the end

>>739228982
there's no one who hates being right more than /pol/

>>739224526
This image is funny because I’m pretty sure everyone involved in its production forgot about it after a week but schizos act like it was plastered on hasbros homepage as THIS IS THE ARTISTIC DIRECTION OF D&D FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY.

>>739232183
>anyone normal would rather play with bad rules than with gay shit
The popularity of Age of Sigmar over Warhammer Fantasy disputes this

>>739245742
That's why they say the things they do

>>739224026
>god of onions sequel cancelled
Gaming is healing

>>739245613
I think you're confused. No one was disputing your right to do anything. You're just taking it more seriously than it was ever intended to be.

>>739231915
hebephiles are based though

>>739246037
>hebephiles
ironically is a word only used by pedophiles

>>739224526
>no 2spirit Filipino halfling in a wheelchair
THIS IS GENOCIDE THIS IS GENOCIDE THIS IS GENOCIDE THIS IS GENOCIDE THIS IS GENOCIDE THIS IS GENOCIDE

>>739245784
They shouldn't have made it if they didn't want it associated with their brand.
Like those retarded magical wheelchairs.

>>739224526
eh, why not?

it's not like chuds play D&D

>>739246070
>niggermutt doesn’t understand words
many such cases

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>>739246195
reading comprehension moment

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>>739224453
hasbro just mismanages IPs. They killed their golden goose from DnD and MLP, spending it on useless ineffective marketing that no one asked one

>>739246258
>SHE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD INFANT YOU SICK FUCK
just put the fries in the bag, retard

>>739246125
They assumed that most people wouldn’t look at one Facebook image and decide THIS MUST BE WHAT EVERY D&D PRODUCT WILL LOOK LIKE

>>739246396
>They assumed
They must be pretty dumb, then.

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>>739246356
you really should work on your reading comprehension brown man

>>739224526
this picture makes complete fucking sense once you realize that the global testosterone levels have dropped due to shitty diet

imagine going from Conan the Barbarian to this

>>739246356
>17
It goes up to like 23 now. People don’t want to claim responsibility for anything in their lives so now people are literal children a decade after nature expects them to start carrying their weight in the tribe.

>>739246464
retarded niggerbabble is incomprehensible by default. You’d know this if you weren’t a shitskin

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>>739246587
well, at least you admit to not comprehending written language
may you seethe in peace brown man

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>>739229050
That look like a shitty powerfantacy bullshit, this is a real manga that pay tribute to DnD

>>739246587
You are retarded.

>>739233459
The main audience for this always has, and always will be white guilt/troll's remorse soiboys and they/them upper middle class white women. You know, the kind of people who have never interacted with an actual minority in their lives outside of their ubereats delivery.

>>739235812
Magic cards are different
It is and it isn't read up on the issues Bethesda and Nickelodeon had where WoTC was this demanding monster of wanting 100% control of all assets and how they were used in the cards it almost caused the TMNT one not to happen as Nick was getting really tired of the back and forth of trying to explain to those people that Nick owns the IP so they should have the final say on what color April is.

>>739246703
That manga is great, I love the drawings with monster descriptions like the owlbear one

>>739246713
>The main audience for this always has, and always will be white guilt

good, niggers aren't allowed in my D&D group.

>>739233459
>Do actual gays and wokies actually like it when everything is this tooty-fruity? It almost feels like its insulting them and they dont even realize it.

i don't think they give a fuck, once something is spray painted with a rainbow flag, they'll move on to the next thing that isnt'

>>739229689
>how can these geniuses understand the slope really is slippery after observing the entirety of history worth of patterns

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>>739224026
>Overkill's D&D heist game gets canned
>Now this
Maybe they're straight up just pulling out of larger game development because they don't think there's an audience?

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>>739246705
kikebrained amerimutts

>>739239246
And?

>>739247174
WotC and Hasbro are fucking retards that don't know how to handle IP deals. Games Workshop is making money hand over fist letting everybody make Warhammer games and with barely any big issues.

>>739235872
both of those look like dogshit