AIslop

Sure bud. Whats next? That loser Clark Kent is Superman?

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Unironically, who cares? Secret identities are fucking pointless

If superheroes were real there would 100% be a /sph/ board how shitty would it be?

>>739235112
batman is a criminal
>>739235163
i want sph from raven

>>739234948
who the fuck is bruce wayne

>>739234948
Bullshit. Everyone knows Edward Nigma is Batman and he's just fucking with all of us.

literally who?

>>739234948
Lazy Wayne? Come on now, he practically needs his butler to wipe his ass, no way he'd be the Bat

>>739235112
This retard is bootlicking a billionaire who steals his money btw.

>>739234948
You mean to tell me Bruce Wayne, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands?

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If there was a Batman in real life how quickly would 4chan be able to figure out who they are?

>>739234948
I'm sick of you schizo retards pushing your shit on EVERY fucking board, go back to /pol/

>>739235163
>Every hero gets their own schizo who dedicates his life to shitting on them
>AI videos of the female ones doing sexual things or having even bigger breasts
>Even more "Could Superman beat Goku" threads
>Who threads of schizos trying to dox or guess heroes identities
>Indians claiming certain female heroes as their wives they make the sex with very much saar
>Schizo threads accusing superheroes of crimes or encouraging them (You know Jonah Jameson would post here all the time)
It would be a fucking mess. Like all boards.

>>739235378
We'd guess it right the first time, dismiss it and claim any evidence pointing towards him being attempts by him to throw us off your scent

>>739235406
"I saw Batman stuck in traffic the other day and he was swearing and screaming so much racist shit I think the Joker got away in all the time he was stuck there."

>>739235596
>stuck in traffic
From what I heard the Batmobile lost it's wheel.

>>739235596
>Batman has no real crime to deal with today
>So sends some guy to the ICU for pissing on a wall in an alley
I AM THE NIGHT

Why the fuck would small time criminals even continue working in Gotham when there’s a good chance some 6’5 roided out dude with no adherence to the law will probably find you and break all of your bones?

>>739235054
>Google Clark Kent
>apparently he's some fucking "journalist"
How do you even know these random idiots

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>>739235214
>i want sph from raven

>>739235378
>old 4chan
in the first week of him being batman
>new 4chan
call batman a bunch of racial slurs and then say he's probably epstein or a cia agent psyop working with the joker who's actively trying to do white replacement

>>739235378
It'd be pretty quick - like how quick it is to identify a bluesky tourist by his use of "they" when we're talking about a "he."

>>739235847
He's more well known for working with Lois Lane, an actual big deal investigative reporter, he did wrote some good pieces so credit where its due he's legit

>>739234948
How can he be Batman when Bruce Wayne was fucking my ballerina sister last night??

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>>739235965
Or by obsessing over their pol boogeyman out of nowhere >>739235918

>>739236029
>chimps out over a joke
you're such a little bitch man why ruin the fun thread with your faggotry?

>>739235378
Never. Remember the Boston bomber? 4chan got the wrong guy and then went and gaslit reddit into thinking they did it.
I miss watching anons pull fail ops

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Protocol 10 will commence in 5 hours.

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>>739235915

>>739235847
Fucking Clark Kent
>Stood in for the game reviewer once
>He reviewed Elden Ring
>He was shit at it, blamed the game and gave it a 1/10
>Somehow got so mad he reportedly got a controller lodged in a brick wall
So he's shit at games and has tard strength.

>>739235378
>old 4chan
Dedicated threads and dedicated people sabotaging it to protect Batman
>nuChannel
If you want to know Batman's identity, you're either an Indian or a tranny

>>739236006
Wait, like an actual print and paper journalist?
Who the fuck reads a newspaper these days?

>>739236029
Who the hell mentioned pol?

>>739235847
>>739236241
I still remember that time he was covering my cities dog show and he somehow tripped face first into dog shit.
Because yeah, Superman would absolutely do something like that right?

>>739235163
>>739235406
>Certain schizos always shut up completely during the activities of certain supervillains
>For some reason Batmans biggest schizo has no interest in his identity and might even fuck off if people start talking about it

>>739235728
lol

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>>739235824
Because if you go across the bay it's the alien demigod in bright red underwear

>>739235918
>new 4chan
>racial slurs

>>739236029
I wonder what the most accurate version of 4chan 2026 in this image would be like

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>>739235112

>>739234948
No.
BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE.

>Superman has all these crazy powers
>Crime still exists

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>>739234948
>Elon Musk dresses as a Ninja and flies around town at night beating people up

You people believe anything you see on the internet.

>>739235163
The Riddler would be a tripfag

>>739235918
dont forget
>realize in retrospect that some dude on /x/ leaked his identity 4 years ago

>>739236275
daily planet has a blog but they have an insufferable ginger zoom running it and he only posts listicles about fidget spinners

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>>739235918
anon capeshit is unironically a confirmed psy op

I'm Batman.

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>>739236145
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO GATHER ALL OF GOTHAMS MOST DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT CRIMINALS IN ONE PLACE AND THEN KILL THEM BECAUSE...BECAUSE ITS JUST WRONG OK

>>739234948
So how did Penguin not realize that Bruce was Batman when Bruce beat the piss out all of his henchmen?

>>739236029
>pol clitty Immediately outs himself when not even mention
Lmao the real pol left in 2016 and you weren't one of them you clipped r/thedonald faggot

>>739235378
Wayne canonically shitposts on imageboards to muddy the waters and frame suggesting he's Batman as schizo babble

>>739236251
Whatever you say, Rajette, the Indian tranny.

>>739234948
That's Clive Owen!
Bruce Wayne is Clive Owen?

>>739243869
Would make for an interesting 4chan type villain he winds up creating
>You created me Batman, I saw THROUGH your samefagging by your use of they instead of SHE. YOUR ANTI WHITE RHETORIC ENDS NO - *gets jaw knocked off*

>>739235378
>That playboy billionaire who bangs a different chick each week, hangs out at high social galas and kinda comes off as a simple minded goofball at times?
>He's the Batman
Anons would probably sooner accuse Gordon of being the Batman and that Wayne was funding it through his various charities and donations.
>Ya, I saw Batman fly out of Gordon's office one night
>Apparently he was former special forces
>Heard he was getting frustrated by all the red tape and paperwork slowing him down
>You saw him with the Batman? Must be another officer in on his secret wearing his suit
>Maybe there are multiple Batmans?

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>the vigilante that has a billion dollar stealth plane and a fucking tank that likely costs a hundred million shekels is actually the only billionaire in the city that could possibly afford such expensive equipment and has a company that has a research division that creates such equipment

Did you guys notice he never kills the niggers he captures? ffs how many times did the Joker got released after a massacre?
The Bat isn't real, it's a lie the gcpd invented to continue sitting in their asses while taking bribe.
Dent is my only hope at this point

>>739236374
No kink shaming

Who the Hell is Bruce Wayne?!?

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>>739235378
A couple of weeks. Then batman would have Alfred spamming shit in every board when batman is mentioned to try to derail any discussion of Batman being Bruce Wayne. Eventually they would train an Ai or pay jeets to shill against Bruce=Bat.

>>739245242
>Dent is my only hope at this point
anon i...

>>739243292
>No afroduck
Fail raid.

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>>739234948
Cobblepot did this

>>739234948
That doesn't make any sense, Bruce is a rich successful nepobaby who has everyone doing everything for me while screwing around in overpriced cars with hot babes, traveling around the world on luxury vacations while eating fancy food off a silver platter.

>>739234948
>Bruce Wayne
That nepo baby? Do you really think he would risk getting his skull fractured by some lowlife with a lead pipe? You must be out of your fucking mind. His butler is more likely to be Batman, apparently he's an ex-SAS member. Yeah this would make sense, the butler beats up crooks while Wayne finances his endeavors.

I know Bruce Wayne. If he's Batman then I'm the queen of England.

>>739243515
Cosmic level capeshit is just retarded, because what logically should happen isn't allowed to happen because the story has to go on forever
Anything too powerful for Spider-man to potentially beat is terrible for comic stories

>>739236275
I mostly read it at the Daily Planet website but my parents still have the newspaper delivered every morning.

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>>739246817
Sometimes I'll buy one of their newspapers for the comics. Dini always gives me a chuckle.

>>739246084
>rich whiteboy beating up minorities every night
based. hope it's true

>>739247283
They used to have 4 whole pages of comic strips when I was a kid. Now it's down to 1, and they wonder why I don't subscribe.

>that makeawish kid who asked for Bman who git killed in the bombing
fuck batman

>>739235378
There was this one time some canuck leaked actual secret army documents on /b/ and the only reply he got was "fake and gay" before 404

>>739235378
>we found the identity of super faggot
>it's this guy
>literally who?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2QZN9S6WfvM

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>>739235378
Like two weeks.
Normalfags would not care until years or decades later when hard proof l finally comes to light after Bruce Wayne kills himself in prison.

>>739247569
It's funny how Superman's secret identity is not wearing his outfit. That being some boring vanilla literal who farmboy reporter for a newspaper is enough to convince people that despite having the same looks and physique, he couldn't possibly be Superman, and that real superheroes would have better disguises.

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>>739247941
>not wearing his outfit
https://youtu.be/DRglvEvjcRg?t=104

>>739235378
If any superhero in general existed to the degree someone like Batman, Spidey, or Superman did in that they actually display supernatural powers or absurd amounts of wealth their identity would be found out within days of their first appearance simply by tracking them via CCTV because they have to go somewhere and leave somewhere. If people here can figure out where Shia put a random flag staring straight up into the sky or random people on Twitter can figure out where some chick lives because of the type of grass she took a picture of and a single brick wall (I think that was it) I find it hard to believe it wouldn't happen very quickly.

Phoenix Jones had his identity revealed, but in his case it took about a year and a half because no one really cared to unmask him and he only got unmasked because he got arrested.

>>739235163
More like which heroes would post on /sph/

>>739248445
>where some chick lives because of the type of grass she took a picture of and a single brick wall (I think that was it)
Was that the j-pop idol or whatever? The one where one of her obsessed fans was able to figure out where she lives because of a reflection off one of her eyes in a selfie.

>>739234998
retarded zoomer

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>>739247569

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I don't know. It's kinda hard to imagine that Elon Musk is secretly a night vigilante.

>>739248820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEoKq4xlj3I
This entire video is the Twitter exchange. Girl touches grass and this guy immediately figured out where she lived.

>>739248884
newfag

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>>739249083
This was the one I was thinking of.

>>739248445
I imagine if batman cared to keep it secret he could use some hich tech shit to scramble information

>>739250092
He probably could. I mean, in the Nolan series he had control of all the cameras for a plot point. If he knew Cyborg already he could even immediately get rid of that issue.

>>739249592
How in the fuck?

>>739250618
We got anons recognizing bulges, gay blowjobs, and secret middle eastern terrorist training camps, it's not that surprising what a bit of obsession and tism can do. In this case, it was the reflection and google street view.

>>739251451
I made bulgeanon proud and recognized a dick once, I wonder if he looks down from bulge heaven and smiles at us

>>739234948
Oh sure! Like I'd believe that malarkey dumbass.

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>>739249592
>>739250618
>How in the fuck?
trains is hard job

>>739248395
>Mewing

>>739235112
Okay, whats your name and address then?

>>739248740
Nightwing samefags every thread talking about the best member of the batfamily

>>739235112
>Just let several superpowered nutjobs know who you are and who your loved ones would be

>>739239667
Sometimes I forget that Gotham is in Jersey

>>739252443
all of batmans loved ones except for his butler are right beside him on patrol
and even then pennyworth dont fuck around if someone gets into the cave

>>739235378
>a Batman
>they
ywnbaw

>>739255486
Holy fucking brainrot lmao

>>739255543
are you implying the post means to say that 4chan is trying to find out who they (the community of 4chan) are ?

>>739255214
Alfred's been dead in mainstream canon for a few years now. Because someone who figured out Batman was Bruce Wayne got into the mansion and killed him.

>>739256287
i dont care about damienslop

>>739256287
>someone
just say Bane, the big guy Bane

>>739245209
In Batman lore there's a number of billionaires living in Gotham, mostly from his Mother's side of the family
The most likely suspect to be Batman would be Bruce's uncle Jacob, ex military and Batwoman's father.

>>739255486
>Did you mean:
>Batman (Bruce Wayne)
>Batman (Dick Grayson)
>Batman (Jean-Paul Valley)

>>739256443
Isn't the Court of Owls also made up predominantly of millionaires and billionaires because of his brother? They're still out in the open as rich people they're just secretly part of the Court.

>>739255762
You’re mentally ill

>>739256443
So why didn't anyone on his mother's side take him in when he was orphaned? I don't hate Alfred, I just don't think it's healthy for a boy to just live with his butler

>>739256774
Rich socialites don't do that sort of thing

>>739256859
Wouldn't he get a foster family then?

>>739257209
That would be a massive problem because of his wealth. For all you know they'd figure out ways to scam him into giving them his inheritance since he's still so young. Unless the court prevents him from accessing it at all until he's 18 or something.

>>739235054
pffft. yea right. next thing you're going to tell me is some flunk out crime scene investigator is The Flash.

>>739235378
It wouldn't take long. They found Shia Lebouf's secret bunker location based on a cloud. A single cloud.

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>739256774
Technically they weren't invented yet. The Kane's as a family were created after Bob Kane died in the 90's and a series of retcons looped Batwoman 1& 2 and the original Batgirl into the family.
Originally Bruce was taken in by his uncle Phillip Wayne (now Kane thanks to another retcon) as the Alfred raised him thing is a newer invention, only coming about in the mid 1980's.
Alfred was invented after Robin and most of the villains were created and was hired years after Batman and Robin were well established.

I mean Wayne looks kind of beefy, have you seen the size of his suits.

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>>739235112
This retard is still suffering the repercussions of pulling that stunt and this shit happened 20 years ago,

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>>739234948
I prefer the way Injustice did it

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>>739259114
goddammit
fucking google

>>739243762
It included reporters and other political prisoners. And I don’t think people like Freeze deserve to die.

>>739252187
Michael Nelson Trout

>>739259513
>I don’t think people like Freeze deserve to die.
NTA but me neither.
One of my biggest problems with Batman is that some of his villians are clearly mentally ill people like Freeze and Two-Face and some other are pieces of shit that should be killed ASAP like Joker and R'as Al Guhl.

>>739259156
>Batman replies to rhe post
>Not with Superman's secret identity
>But with how to make Kryptonite in your back yard

>>739259860
>"Remember. The man ruling over us is weak to glowing green rocks."

>>739234948
Nice try, Clayface. You could have at least picked someone believable to try and frame.

>>739235163
/an/ would definitely have a sticky reminding users that Beast Boy threads belong on >>>/sph/

>>739235847
Clark Kent is usually a fairly well known reporter
In some stories Lex Luthor even respects the fuck out of him, as a proud hard worker who always fights and digs for what's right, a prime example of what humanity is capable of unlike that dickjob alien Superman who's dragging us all down

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>>739259156
Thank you, I shall make use of this

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>>739260630
And in some he hates him for unrelated reasons

>>739261114
He hates him for being Batman

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I'm sure to win because my speed is superior

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>Bane buttfucking batman's bat-butthole until he bat-prolapses

What can Batman even do against Bane?

>>739261963
Wait for him to charge then throw a batarang and dodge, duh

>>739262114
>he didn't stuff his ass with bat-explosives before getting bat-raped by bane

Ngmi

>>739261963
*executes a badass flip over ur shoulder*
*cuts plastic venom tube with my thousand folded batarang*
hmph... all too easy....

>>739261963
If you've read Knightfall then you know this wasn't even a fight. Batman was about 5 minutes from collapsing and not getting up again without medical intervention before Bane starts slapping him around. Getting all roided up on Venom was massive overkill just to make the backbreaking page look more "epic".

>>739262205
>Adamantium wolverine tubes
>ROIDED UP WITH VIAGRA

Ngmi

>>739261963
>tfw your main character is the worst part of their own show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4yulyyg8J4

>>739262258
Thusly confirming batman WILL get raped by bane. Regardless.

>>739261963
Bat-crust status?

music meister mogs bane

>>739262514
bloody

>>739262514
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAT BUSTED!!!!

>>739262448
AzBats beats Bane so badly he becomes a mental patient. He needs a guy who can't fight back to win

so are Superman and Wonder Woman...?

>>739262696
AzBats? Azrael? You know why he beat bane? Because bruce wayne, the real batman GOT BAT-BUTTFUCKED!!!

>>739234948
Another fucking Clayface impersonation bit. He's running out of ideas

>>739235054
Dude, they don't even look the same.

>>739261963
Use the anti-Bane spray on his utility belt, duhdoy

>>739234948
But that's not Bruce Wayne. That's just some dude

>>739263120
its the bat-anti-bane spray you fucking secondary

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>>739261963
Guess ask him how The Rape Pit was and if the men were gentle with him, or if he always liked it rough.

>>739263607
It got hit by the Bat Bat-repellent, unfortunately. Lost the Bat.

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I don't understand people who read the same shit over and over again which is what most modern comics are. You have the same characters fighting the same villains with the same decorations over and over again until the end of time.

>>739264143
Make something original, right now.

>>739235378
Bruce Wayne is one of identities things where it feels like the obvious reaction to suspecting him wouldn't me
>zomg bruce wayne is batman
but
>bruce wayne is funding batman

Like, think about it, what is more likely? That some playboy richie rich is actually an uberautistic hardened vigilante, or that the billionaire with murdered parents is funding said vigilante (who is probably like, some vet or shit) with his giant pile of money?

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>>739264491
Already am. Drawing a weight gain manga

>>739264491
Normie assassin in a fantasy world taking dirty jobs for big gold coinz. He actually hates his job and has inklings of morality, but is so ingrained into the guild of assassins it's impossible for him to live in peace. I imagine it in comic form for color. The world is vibrant and beautiful, but he's the darkest thing in it. His targets will start as normal people but slowly ramp up as tougher jobs = more pay = more respect = less demand for him to work. Eventually, the guild will erupt from civil war due to foreshadowed and glimpses of inner strife about how things should run. He'd initially stay neutral before inevitably assassinating the two opposing leaders as well as the current one giving orders once they all start pressuring him.

This act of unfathomable skill doesn't get him promoted to leader but the attention of their patron god, who elevates him to be one of his personal blades. And the work he hates becomes a fundamental part of his existence.

>>739234948
Who the fuck is Batman?

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>>739264960
Your plot device, sire!

>>739264960
>>739265318
ewwwwwwwwww

>>739265318
Not inflation

>>739265016
That's just a John Wick spinoff, NEXT

>>739243548
>Riddler is a trip fag who makes posts on 4chan for Batman to solve.
I wish supervillains were real.

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>>739265016
Grok disagrees

>>739265390
oh piss off
if it was one, there'd have been a retired old friend seeking to safeguard their daughter acting in oposition to him but on friendly times
and falling down stairs for a full fucking minute

>>739265462
All LLMs are programmed to agree with you.
>>739265464
terms*
ugh

>>739235847
>he doesn't have an excel sheet of journalists
>he doesn't keep track of where they live, or their early lives
sometimes you should listen to smart people, even if they're furries pretending to be bats

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>>739265524
Especially when I ask it to.

>>739265637
i knew it

>>739256349
>the big guy Bane
For you maybe

>>739264491
Would you accept something derivative instead
>Betty and Veronica from Archie but instead of a focus on contemporary fashion and teen trends, I focus on alternative fashion and subversion of teen trends

>>739265405
>you respond to one of his posts with "meds"
>command prompt suddenly opens and disappears
oh fuck

>>739264491
Gnomes vs Leprechauns in a secretive guerilla style war among the human populace. 95% serious war drama, the last couple of minutes is a comedy because when a gnome dies it leaves behind a water puddle, while when a leprechaun dies it leaves behind a pile of dust. So their deaths leave awkward moments for the humans like slipping on a puddle of water or accidentally sneezing at the wrong moment for the ending. The big twist is that the gnomish leader is actually just a deceptive greedy midget who wants a live leprechaun for a pot of gold.
Yes, it is a shit idea and probably has been done before.

>>739266617
so cartman fantasy land episode

>>739264143
People want variations of a theme.

>>739266646
Was that the Stargate knockoff? Cause I was thinking more like small mystical creatures fighting in human settings just always out of eye sight.
So more like the underpants gnomes but they never got caught and it's violence against leprechauns instead of underpants.

>>739265350
god speed architect

>>739245059
Woah he’s literally me

>>739245059
Damien looks appropriately miserable here

>>739264774
Oh my god, Bruce Waynes butler is Batman. Think about it, he's ex military, has the connections. It makes perfect sense.

>>739245059
Uh if Bruce is on the computer and Bruce is Batman how can Batman be standing right behind him

>>739268493
Because he funds Batman you dunce

>>739268493
That's the Sequel to Batman

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>>739234948
City > AA > AO > AK >>> everything else

>>739264491
Everyone suddenly and for no particular reason believes the world is ending very soon. There's no signs or events, just an inexplicable certainty that it's over in everyone but the main character. He's got PTSD from war, fell into alcoholism to cope and recently separated from his childhood sweetheart because of his substance abuse. His life's a ruin and he knows he's the type who'd normally think the sky is falling, yet for some reason he doesn't feel doom coming like everyone else. He makes his way through a city spiraling into fear and insanity to rescue his gf (who's joined a death cult) while fighting the ultimate blackpill.

>>739264960
Share with the class

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>>739234948
Nope. Bruce Wayne's parents are dead, while Batman still has his mother.

>>739272467
batman I know parents can be annoying at times but you should appreciate the time you have with your mom now while you can, one day she'll be gone and you'll want for nothing more than to see that signal coming from her window just one more time

>>739235378
>Yes, Elon Musk is the masked vigilabte punching people in the streets
You realize how stupid that sounds?

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>>739234948
no

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>>739248740
Booster Gold would make threads about himself, people would confuse him for Green Lantern. He'd also keep referring to himself in the first person whenever talking about Booster Gold.

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>>739235378
Would Bruce Wayne have been in the files?

>>739277506
Why would he be? He's got his own at home.

>>739277506
>>739278243
>The Bruce Cave

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>>739261963
>batman is super duper smart and can win against any hero/villain with enough prep-time
>never accounted for someone just beating the shit out of him

>>739278456
>standing off against darkseid and super space aliens
>gets his ass beat by a faggot in an owl costume

>>739278376
This is gonna be a future comic arc isn't it....

>>739278456
the days before Batgod are unfathomable to capeshitters today

I liked after the reveal when you're just roaming the city, one of the henchmen comment on the radio with "Batman just isn't as scary now. I'm supposed to go 'Look out it's Bruce Wayne!'. It's lame." He had a point lol

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>>739279227
>"Nobody is afraid of Bruce Wayne" -Freddy Krugman

>>739250178
I can suspend my disbelief for any hero or villain that's involved in cyberfaggotry. But I agree with you for pretty much everyone else in the modern day and age.

>>739265016
No More Heroes

>>739281046
lol, what the fuck
that couldn't be farther from no more heroes

>>739281089
Ok retard

Is Tony Stark actually Iron Man or was that a PR stunt because Stark Industries was in a stock market freefall

>>739268920
Knight is far worse than you're implying

>>739281398
funny projection

>>739278804
It's basically Joker in Absolute

>>739235054
Don't be fucking retarded. Clark Kent wears glasses. Do you see any glasses on Super Man?

>>739281451
That's what your mom said when she had you

>>739281586
that doesn't even make sense

>>739235378
Bruce does a great job at having his playboy persona explain away any number of injuries, extended leaves, odd hours
Batman is also not doing public appearances there is a very limited amount of people he personally talks to and most thugs are just getting knocked out before they know what happened not much to really go off of Some guy or thing is fucking up the mob
Bruce is very well known but be honest you do not keep up with what some rich kid is doing in dubai/

>>739281602
That's what your dad said after your mom told him she was pregnant with you

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Is Batman the only superhero whose villains are people with super-disabilities?

>>739234948
realistically he'd be exposed pretty easily
>only operates in gotham
>uses very expensive and unique tech
>gotham is a seat of wayne enterprises, a company famous for its tech
people would at least suspect that batman is funded by wayne