YOU LED THE GOBLINS HERE?
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
Do we really need the exact same thread every day?
>>739235478I'm playing Honor mode retard I'm not risking my run.
>>739235478why are you reposting this thread every day?everybody forgot about your woke tranny game, moshe, spamming 4chan wont change that fact.
>>739236214why are you posting in this thread every day?everybody forgot about your woke tranny ass, moshe, spamming 4chan wont change that fact.
>>739235478>um actually, these horned demon spawn freaks are actually hecking good guy refugees!Pure reddit slop.
>>739235478>jews cant cope with the failure of BG3many such cases.
>>739235478THE GOBLINS LED YOU HERE?
Zevlor was a jobber, his only crime is not being a main character.
>>739235478lollmao
>>739236150yes
YOU LED THE TIEFLINGS HERE?
sex with Minthara
>>739235478I just listene up to the part where I figured out that they are refugees and then I killed them
>>739236414he didn’t say that
>>739235478>its this thread againreported for spamming.
>>739236371>are actually hecking good guy refugees!Their children were literally scamming and stealing from the Grove.
Can you fuck that guy?
>>739236403>jews cant cope with the success of BG3many such cases.
>>739236453her voice is old and raspy but her body is sexo
>YOU LED THE BIG GUY HERE?>I'll call it in...
>>739236525That's just their culture you fucking bigot.
>Gay bear sex>Drag queensLarians are leftist faggots
guys how can i get into the paid bg3 spam?i need some easy cash.
WHO LED YOU HERE?
>>739236531the old and raspy voice adds to the sexo
>>739236607I respect Jack's strength
I love my slutwife so much it's unreal.
>>739235478
I miss BG3 like you wouldn't believe. When's Larian releasing a similar game?
>>739235478umm that's racist
guys how can I fully dive into bg3?I need some downtime.
>You can't romance JaheiraExplain
>>739236912They gave you Minty so you don't really need anyone else.
Divinity next year? God I hope so
>>739236796divinity 3lets see if they make a game as good as bg3
>YOU LED A GITH, A DEMON FROM HELL, A VAMPIRE, A MURDER CULTIST AND A MAGIC NUCLEAR BOMB HERE?
>>739236912Jaheira was already satisfied enough by true Bhaalspawn cock. No need for sloppy seconds.
>>739236550>If I keep that gate closed, will you die?
>>739236684>they didn't hire a squirrel for the squirrel characternot diverse enough I see...
>>739235478what's the issuediversity is our strength
>>739235478WHERE IS THEWHERE IS THE DRUIDWHERE IS THEWHERE IS THE DRUID
>>739237057AND GANDALF THE GREYAND GANDALF THE WHITEAND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT
>>739237327THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS
>>739236681My wife isn't a slutkill yourself
>>739235478Hmmm, wind's howling
THE (YOUS) LED GOBLINS HERE?
>>739235478Terrible writingTerrible gameFuck this millennial slop, stop posting it
>>739236997bg3 was lightning in a bottle im sure of itThey had, like, 5 years of early access with dnd autists to refine the gameUnless they do another half a decade development it wont be as good
>>739235478>Goblins were expelled from 109 druid groveswhat did they mean by that?
>>739235478THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, YOU FOOL!!
>>739241954is everything that gen z dont like "millenial" now?
What about the Eagles?
>>739241954I have never seen that cover for Disco Elysium before.
>>739236997>>739242252Larian's own homebrew is a mess. Unless they keep it in dnd-like format it's going to be awful mechanically again, like in OS2.
>>739236371>OMG they look like le DEBLIN my Jewish foreskin eating master told me those are evil after he conquered me religiously and intellectually
>>739242545What about them?
>>739242673OS2 was more fun than bg3 though
>>739235478GOBLINS HERE THE YOU LED?
>>739242998I tried to play OS2 three times and dropped it in act 2 every time. I played though BG3 twice to completion and can see myself playing it again.OS2's homebrew is so awful it poisons the entire game, your entire team turns into homogenized superheroes with a billion of get out of jail cards and the second you realize how utterly fucked the armor system is, the fights are just over.
>>739235478Goblins?
>>739235478>It's more likely than you think.>[FREE GROVE CHECK!]
OPEN DA BLOODY GATE
>>739236150dead internet is no more obvious than on this retarded board
>>739236681She looks so much better with black hair.
>>739244175>She looks so much better with blackStopped reading there. Yikes.
>>739242998No. Too many hazards
>>739235478Yes, i'm the goblin king
>>739243692Get the fuck out of here
>>739236681Based. I love watching Haslin plow her
Do you think Goblins clip coins?
shadowheart sitting on lazael's lap
>>739244368Here?
>>739244930quintessentially human
>>739236550>You don't get to bring goblin friends.
>>739244338
>>739236453my man
>>739235478>Love JRPGs, Tactical RPGs, and whatever XCOM is>BG3 combat bores me to fucking tearsWhy does it feel so agonizingly slow? Couldn't stomach it past part 1.
>>739236345epic gottem
>>739235478GOB, GOB!
>>739246376lewd
>>739241954Let me guess, if this guy or yourself replaced those with 10 games you actually like, they would all be Japanese melee combat games, or JRPGs with even more story and less gameplay than some of those listed
>>739247231because you have shit taste in gameplay mechanics
>>739236150Got any better thread ideas?
You have been spam shilling it for years and you never ever post neither an official sales report or gameplay webms.
>>739236214You are not required to engage in a thread that does not interest you, anon.
>>739242664it's some ai chudslop
>>739249301How about a twitter screencap thread?
>>739247231The true value from bg3 comes from the freedom of gameplay and the games reaction on your actions. If you just casually walk up to every single encounter, you’re guaranteed to have a long drawn out combat (where the enemy usually has the upper hand) every time
>>739236414Kek
>>739242998TRVKE
>>739236449>two hobgoblins in the whole game>neither of them behave like hobgoblins
>>739244175light hair + dark hairy pits/pubes is kino thoughbeit methinks
>>739242303kek
>>739236550>Was leading goblins here part of your plan?
>>739235478YOU FORGOT TO INVITE THE GOBLINS?
>>739236150>>739236214>>739236501>>739244093Why are you browsing this site so frequently to notice that?
>>739235478>He asked calmly.
>>739242401Millenials are the new boomers, according to people who push anything to divide people.
>>739235478Not posting it again, niggers.Last time a janny banned meI am out
I spent 4 hours making my perfect build for the first time and am already burnt out after getting off the squid ship and onto the beach bros. What do I do.Build is barb white half wood elf btw
>>739244338You think he knows the MindGoblin?As their kind, he must be able to call upon any goblin.
Nice BVLL collection.
I'm replaying the game right now as a durge after playing a vanilla tav and it fits the story so much better i have no idea why Tav exists at all.It's literally tav+, with his own cool mini adventure and a canonical reason to minmax the most destructive and vile builds possible.
>>739253706
>>739235478>YOU LED UNCS HERE?
>>739253729Normies kept bitching during alpha that they didn’t want to be a murder cultist with amnesia, so Tav was added
>>739253729Durge was probably the intended protagonist but they shat themselves mid development and so created Tav
>Nigga has an image of every non-white NPC saved on his PC
>>739253960It's not so much that they're non-white, so much as they're all blacks and asians, all of whom are treated as native Baldurans rather than travelers from a far away land. When they're not fucking elves and dwarves. The very image of modern, lazy race-swap diversity.
>>739236684nigga that's nuts!
holy autism
>>739241954>wet and creepy meme adapted to video gamesOdd evolution.
>>739254153its ok anon, you dont have to justify your fetish for brown people we get it
Install mods to unwoke it.
>>739254153>noo there can't be niggers in Sword Coast that acts as a trading hub!!!
>>739254606They're not foreigners. I don't think even one of them is indicated to be a traveler from a far away land. They're supposed to be natives. Half of them are fucking elves and dwarves.z
>>739254153>It's not so much that they're non-white,>It's that they're not white
>>739254596This one is red.
>>739254714Well, yes. You would expect that one ethnic group would have a dominant majority above all others, and for those who are not in the dominant ethnic group to be named as such. Think of how the Elder Scrolls does it. >>739254749With black features. Implying that she is a Tiefling-ified black human.
>>739254867What features should tieflings have?
>>739254867Then I challenge you to go around and take an image of every white NPC and compare it to each non-white hell do that with the tieflings with white facial features since that matters as well. If you can do it for the non-whites surely you can do it for the white NPCS
>>739254891The features of the native population that produced the tiefling. A white human population would produce a tiefling with white features. A black human population would produce a tiefling with black features.>>739254942Why the fuck would I do that? That's completely beyond the point.
>>739255131>Why the fuck would I do that?So you'll screenshot every non-white npc but it's too much effort to do it for the white ones? This sounds more like bias to me anon, twitter levels of it.
>>739236150Yes
>>739255261I didn't screenshot any of these NPCs, anon. These are all from a wiki.
>>739255310Then use the same wiki for the white npcs then
>>739250957There are at least 3
>literally saves a massive folder of random NPCs nobody gives a shit about purely to stare at their faces and post them on /v/
How did Larian cause this much schizoidism? I don't even get it.
>>739255349Why? Once again, it's beyond the point. The native population of the Sword Coast is supposed to be basically white with some Arab traders roaming around here and there. Black people are supposed to be from islands to the south, while Asians are from a continent to the east of Faerun called Kara-tur.
>>739255493Can you name one game that get's regularly posted on /v/ that doesn't have at least 1 resident autistic faggot? I can't
>>739255581who cares
>>739255493>Make faggot game>It's actually really funSven disarmed all of /v/ and anons have not recovered since
>>739255581You know what else is beyond the point? The screenshots you are posting.
>>739255639Anyone who likes good fantasy worldbuilding. Good worldbuilding and making everything look like the Burger King Kids Club are mutually exclusive options.
>>739255581>Why? Once again, it's beyond the point.This just means that you know the majority of the Sword Coast is filled with whites but you just need to be a schizo nigger about the non-white npcs. At the end of the day anon none of this even matters we'll both act like this conversation never happened and you'll always be on the look out for these threads to dump photos from a wiki page
>>739255692>>739255770You know what's funny? You guys aren't even defending this. You're just arguing that if I was a good person, I wouldn't notice or bring it up. Even you tacitly admit that its garbage.All they have to do is say that they're travelers from a far away land and members of their own coherent ethnic group, and that was either too much work or violated some protocol they had to follow.
>>739253312>already burnt out after getting off the squid ship????it takes like 10 minutes AT MOST
Lump is that nigga
>>739255935I don't care, mate. Stop with the screenshots, you can make your point without those.
This game scratches a very particular social murderhobo itch only a few games manage to, like Hitman. The amount of creative ways to fuck up people in stealthy ways is hilarious. In the moonrise prison i used thunderwave to throw both guards off the rails without anyone noticing. On the goblin base i gathered goblins around with a performance only to roast them all with a fireball.
>>739254521name of both mods ?
>>739235478"GOBLINS could be here," Zevlor thought. "I've never been in this grove before. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The cool arrows felt good against Kanon's chest. "WHERE IS THE DRUID" he thought. The warhorn reverberated his entire campsite, making it pulsate even as the 2g Ashaba Dusk circulated through his powerful thick veins and (merited) fear of Absolute cultists after dark. "If you kill Kagha, you can go anywhere you want," he said to himself, out loud.
Unc stop being so cringe, fr.You know I mog you because I'm goblinmaxxing
>HE LED..?>CLOZE EET.
>Clap! Snap! the black crack!>Grip, grab! Pinch, nab!>And down down to Goblin-town>You go, my lad!>Clash, crash! Crush, smash!>Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!>Pound, pound, far underground!>Ho, ho! my lad!>Swish, smack! Whip crack!>Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!>Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,>While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,>Round and round far underground>Below, my lad!
Any gameplay mods worth trying out? More spells?
>>739241954I don't know what that means but I like half of these games and I am not a millennial
>>739236550>you don't get to bring fiends
>>739236550>If I take that zoomer haircut off, will you die?
>>739253537As long it fits the song, he can
>>739236453Literally the only worthwhile romance option in the whole game.
>>739258584I mostly just used additional class mods. Some of those spell packs are pretty nice though.
>>739256507kek
>>739258584You should absolutely download the mod that un-nerfs crowd controls. Mostly.
>>739235478YOU REPOSTED THE THREAD HERE?
>>739236371They run a petty crime ring and you can convince them to murder the natives of the grove for their own benefit.
>hey yeah you can massacre children>cool can I have sex with one?>no that would be evil
>>739250957There’s the one who attacks the gate, one who tries to assassinate that Tiefling at the telescope, one of the goblin camp trio of leaders, one banging the ogre in the barn, and I might be mistaken but I think there’s one who givers Karlach soul coins in act 2. That’s all I can remember.
Resist Durge or Embrace DurgeWhat’s the more interesting narrative?
>>739260997Resist, though embrace is the best evil playthrough.Evil Tav just feels lame.
>>739260828Is it important to you that you be able to do that?
>>739235478NO I SAID I FED THE GOBLINS BEER!
>>739260913thats bugbears you dumb fucking ritalin-addled retard
>>739260828This is the average detractor of bg3 btw
>>739250957How are hobgoblins supposed to behave?Also, there's a third: A dindu hobgob moping cause they won't let him in because they're raycis. Oh, also, there's a fourth that's a retard serving as a bestial dildo for a fuckup cleric of Helm in the hag hunter group.
>>739260997Resist Durge with Shadowheart redemption arc where you save each other is KINO and has unique lines/scenes that other companions dont have
>>739254153>20th century american haircut but blue>wacky elf ears>asian eyes>white face + iris>sickly african skin>indeterminate lipsWhat is this phenotype?All of these images look awful, like they were generated by AI, because no human being would want to make some ugly soulless stuff like this, right?
>>739236525>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T """STEAL""" FROM LE HECKIN GOOD DRUUDS THAT WANT TO LET A BUNCH OF INNOCENTS DIE TO GOBLIN RAPISTS
>>739236449If you don't kill him and Gut, do they take part in the Grove's raid?I always genocide up the Goblin's base before defending the grove the next day, I've always wondered if leaving everyone alive makes the raid harder
sexo with isobel fucking the lesbian out of her
>>739260684>mod that un-nerfs crowd controlswhat
ITs probably my all time favorite game. Had the best combat experience in any rpg. I almost came after one battle, it was that euphoric. I had an all female crew Laz, Shad and Karla and me the alfa male. I played it on PS5. I now have a beefy PC, I suppose I should replay it on a presumably superior tech.
>>739262104Shart doesn't need saving. She was never sharran in the first place.
>>739244828If the lesbian is Jennifer then why am I the one who's horny?
>>739262964There are spells and abilities that lock opponents down or disables them in some way. These are called "crowd controls."Larian significantly nerfed these abilities. They did this by drastically reducing their duration (typically from 10 turns to 2 turns), by making it so that saving throws against certain crowd controls are done at the beginning of the turn rather than the end (meaning that an enemy that breaks out of a crowd control gets their whole turn instead of losing it) and by giving enemies the ability to undo certain crowd controls and made doing so high priority for them if they are within sprinting distance of the crowd controlled target (for instance, being willing to eat several attacks of opportunity just to wake up an ally that had Sleep cast on them). I assume they did this because they wanted combat to be more unga bunga.There are mods that restore the full duration of crowd controls. I'm unaware of any mods that undo the latter two, though.
>>739254153>raceswap some faggots in a stupid metropolitan capital>autist shills your game for 6+ yearseasiest marketing campaign ever. keep at it bro, one day you'll surely win
>>739262765anyone...
>>739264054I see...thanks anon
>>739264423never seen em m8. I remember doing murderhobo evil runs and the raid is still with the gobbos spiders and ogres plus minty. Dror and gut just fucks off to nowhereville once you deal with the druids and you get the funny gummy worm bottle (one for each if you didn't kill dror and gut) as reward.
>>739264423>>739262765From what I know only the drow fights in the Groves raid
>>739236150Look man, all the game threads get moved to /vg/. We NEED 50 BG3 and nintendo threads here daily so get posting or shut up!
>>739264316A bunch of those are Harper's, anon.
>>739264558>>739264562thanks bros
>>739264672so it's justified then? Harpers are all over the place and Jaheira has just hit the harper alert button in the SCL.
>>739235478YOU LED THE JANNIES HERE???THERE ARE PEDOS HERE YOU FOOL!AND YOU LOST THE LOLI TOO? UNBELIEVABLE!
>>739264868They would still be locals of the Sword Coast and surrounding regions.This isn't even getting into the fact that elves and dwarves got race swapped, throwing any idea that worldbuildimg had anything to do with this right out of the window.
>>739241954you are confusing gen x writing with millennials.
>>739242303He said calmly.
>>739235478who looks at this shit and genuinely goes "yeah i want to play that"what has to go so wrong in your life?
>>739235478g-goblin f-feet...must kiss...
>>739265384Zevlor is cool though
>>739236586Swen is 100% confirmed not. He's not a based Chud either. He's just an anti-political RTS autist (which is pretty based desu).
>>739236150WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! THERE ARE UNDERAGEB& HERE, YOU FOOL!
>>739236453>encourages (you) to embrace the urge >encourages Astarion to complete the ritual >encourages Gale to tell Mystra to go fuck herself >encourages Shadowheart to stab the nightsongBest girl bar none
>>739261113>>739261332>freedom of choice is good>no not like that
Are any of the full campaign mods making any progress?
>>739267885If that BG2 conversion ever gets finished (it wont) I will cum.
>>739236150China makes these ai spam threads for advertising tencent titles. The mods are paid for them.
I don't know what race to make my first character. Or job. I'm kind of thinking either a brawler or a bard.
>>739268075human male fighter, of course
>>739235478Thread theme https://youtu.be/r-tCtb2EoZE?si=h7V7q9r4_20E-br9
>>739268075Bard is a good class.
>>739268075Bard is a good choice. Very versatile, excellent party face, no gear or job overlap with recruitable NPCs.
>>739260997Embrace. Literally every other game in existence allows you to play the happy go lucky fag role.
>>739262710Literally not their problem.
>>739241954I think if you unironically equated the writing of borderlands 3 to disco elysium in front of me I would shoot you in the stomach three times and hold you still until you bled out
Hey there, I have a delivery of goblins here for a Mr.... Zeev-lore?
>>739269095Well I'm gonna make it their problem.
>>739253537What's a mind goblin?
>>739265612I like to strip shadowheart naked and make her do it.
Yeah. Bards bring a little bit of everything, and since BG3 really wants your main character to be the party's Face it works well. they've come a long way from being the subpar mage, so-so buffer, free Identify-bots they were once upon a time.
>character so powerful that he wasn't allowed to be a party member
>>739268075While ugly Gith have pretty good racial bonuses, Drow is pretty good for Act 1 and can let you bypass some parts through dialogue
>>739270813you can literally play as him
>>739270819Of course, drow comes with the massive disadvantage of being just extremely cringe.
>>739271023yeah you'll have to deal with that sadly
I wish I could get beaten up and enslaved by Lae'zel
>>739271154Instead you beat her up in the middle of the night at camp
>>739270813whats the best "canonical" class to play Durge as?I remember reading that Sorcadin fit well
>>739236684I don't know who any of those are...
>>739236681rimjob queen
>>739272174I like gloomstalker assassin, abuse the durge special snowflake cape, be edgy, one shot your honorable 1v1 fight
>>739272174I like monk. No cross over with other party members and honing your body to be the perfect weapon fits the loose backstory you get.
why are all your companions evil? They bitch so much I'm going to restart and just kill them on sight. I'm going alone.
>>739236470Im suprised to still see a dingdong references everytime someone makes a joke like that
>>739272797They aren't. Maybe half of them are, at most? Most of the ones that appear evil just spent too much time in the company of deranged people. Even accounting for them, half the party is going to be good.I think the only actual evil companion is Astarion. Well, and Minthara, if you bother.
>>739272174Shadow Sorcerer.You're not just a crazy serial killer. You're a fragment of a dark god.
>>739272797They start """flawed""" so you can fix them or fuck them into submission
OPEN THE BLOODY GATETHEY'RE COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
>>739253904>>739253941technically neither of theseyour murderous urge in the early access was mainly centered around daisy and you weren't forced to kill alfirayou were implied to be bhaalspawn as in previous games, but you weren't an actual chunk of bhaal flesh given form like the dark urgedurge was added and expanded upon later and the implications of bhaalspawn heritage were stripped from tav
>>739265384You can make pretty Tieflings. It's just that Zevlor is an average joe, and must have some ugly thing as his ancestor, like a Lemure or a Nalfeshnee.