>Drops in less than a week>No hype
don't like the idea of playing a younger bond
>>739245053which fortnite character is this
>>739245159Max Payne
>Trailer shows a guy running in airport mowing down 2 dozen guys shooting at him in the open>also theres exploding canisters near every enemythats a bit goofy, I would've expected a bit more like half life 2 style encounters
>>739245053Literally >Focus M: The Game
yeah i do not think this shit is even gonna be worth pirating, maybe if my gf wants to play it in my lap
nothing can fix starfield.
>>739245053>zooms bondhollyjews are the biggest hacks
>>739245053>James Bond before all this woke garbage>Bond casually fucking attractive women>Smoking>Drinking>Making racist jokes if he's Roger Moore>Fighting weird psychos like a man with metal teeth, a chinaman throwing a deadly hat, an evil midget and a woman who crushes men while fucking them>James Bond now>Some kid who would never approach a woman because it's problematic and all the villains are just evil businessmen and random mooksI hate what this franchise has become.
>>739245053Being such an EU franchise, I'd be surprised if it features sexy women, which is key to so many aspects of 007.
>>739246112>007>eu franchise
>>739246112You do know the woke shit only really started about a decade ago, right? The EU/UK have only relatively recently fallen for this shit.
>>739245053Why are they dropping it? Lack of interest?
>>739245053It should have been Hitman but with crazy gadgets, insane vehicle stunts and the kind of retardedly unhinged rail shooting sections that Call of Duty used to do well in singleplayer.
>>739245053>james bond without all the things that make him james bondwhy would anyone play this?
>>739245053Always thought Bond was lame and this looks just like Hitman with a Bond skin. Hitman was nice but a regular shooter in that style, I don't know man.
>>739246112"Woke" is a US Californian invention because you people are too retarded for soft socialism and always take everything too far.
>>739245053>No hypezero expectation now means no disappointment later
DEBRA WILSON IS JANE BOND
I just ignore these threads because all of you are underage tranny faggots that don't appreciate Bond kino.
>>739246534BRI'ISH "PERSON" DETECTED, EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY
>>739246534>desperately clinging on to the only relevant bri'ish media ipcould be worse
>>739245053>AAAslop with linear gameplay, lots of boring cutsceneslop, featuring DEIslop castGood
>>739245114This
The gameplay footage looks just plainly bad. The stealth is takedown animation spam. They added a stupid "bluff" mechanic which is just a get out of jail free cars when spotted. The shooting is chest high cover shit. The driving is floaty arcade linear scripted shit.Just an all around unappealing game.
Should I play Hitman?
>>739245053I've seen Coke bottles with it advertized, so they're going all out. Hope this woke shit flops.
>>739247891Why is it woke
>>739245825burgers?
>>739245114What this anon says, we all know they are just making him in his early 20s to have him be hip and modernized, aka it will be trash.
>>73924505370% of us wont even be able to run this with good frames
>>739247923Everything is
>>739245053Can't really get hyped if everything they showed up to this point doesn't look like James Bond at all. Maybe the game itself will be different, but for now it looks just like Hitman with hair and more action set pieces, which isn't bad but not really that amazing either.
>>739246534Meh. I got thousands of hours across the hitman games. This just doesn't cut it. Plus its gonna be woke. I'll pirate to try.
>>739245053>>Drops in less than a weekI didn't even know this lmaoIO can get fucked for a bit and get back to making Hitman where they belong.
>>739246534These threads are dead just like your shitty game.
>>739245053>gay zoomer 07>brown peoplepass
>>739245053I'm excited for the melee combat. I literally don't give a fuck about anything else but smashing dudes into all the level props and watching them ragdoll looks really fun and very few games let me do that
>>739248053bond burgered
>>739245053Goldeneye was a one hit wonder, double slop seven was never that relevant
>>739245053Why would there be hype for James Bond in 2026? This is a boomer franchise, the people who like James Bond are in their 60s. They don't play video games.
>>739246534>preordering
>>739247348The WoA games are of fine quality but notably soulless stylistically compared to 2, Contracts, and Blood Money. Think like modern Hitman being like Craig Bond and classic Hitman being like Nikita or Leon. Really all six of those games are worth playing, just don't get too wrapped up in WoA's completion and challenge treadmill because it'll make you hate the game.
AI-made looking ass game.
>>739245053Only uncs care about James Bond.
>>739245053Since I'm kind of autistic, I don't get hype for Product™And I don't suffer from FOMOIf it's good I'll buy it when it's like 2 dollars, 7 years later when all the bug fixes and content come out
Why reskin Hitman for the "modern audiences" when zoomers don't even know who Bond is?
>>739245053No hype until I know how much pajeet M will breathe down my neck and how abrasively girlbossish the bond """girls""" are going to be. Also, if there are skins that make that Bond look less like James Bond Jr..
>>739249490There is literally no downsides to preordering. Try forming your own opinions instead of parroting youtubers. I bet you support Stop Killing Games too like a fucking retard.
I played Le Chiffre's elusive target mission or whatever the fuck it's called and it was so ass. I was actually excited about the game before I did but now not so much. Should've just done a freelancer run.
>>739246689It's funny when am*ricans claim we're the subhumans. You faggots can do nothing but project.
>>739245053>https://frvr.com/blog/news/io-interactive-says-old-school-bond-would-be-tone-deaf-today-007-first-light/>IO Interactive says ‘old school Bond’ would be ‘tone deaf’ today as 007 First Light moves the character towards more ‘modern values’>However, he went on to explain that the “character [of] Bond has evolved”, adding: “So, he’s evolved through the decades, and obviously, we reflect modern values. So it’s not going to be your old school Bond, which would just be tone deaf in this day, right? He’s a modern guy.”Yeah, I wonder why.
>>739249768>He's a modern guy with modern valueshe further explains>He's a modern guy with modern valuesHang all journos.
nu-Bond just sucks ass in generalthe two unique thing it has is wacky gadgets/scenarios and bond being a casanova fucking bitches along his missionsbut of course wacky shit is unrealistic and fucking girls is misogynistic so it's just generic spy/action slop nowAlso imagine trying to reboot the series with daniel craig so he's a rookie and you can "start fresh" but 2 movies in he's already "le grizzled and jaded veteran who wants to quit, i miss my dead wife"
>>739245053i was somewhat interested until they released the trailer of lenny kravitz voicing one of the villians and it killed any interest i had.
>>739245159Fortnite, James Fortnite.
>>739249971That webm is cringe. Women don't actually want anything like that.
>>739246534>He boughted>after iO NuMan's price fracturingBut why?
>>739249883>Hang all journos.very antisemitic statement you just made, it doesn't comply with out modern values™, you've been banned from the internet
>>739250031Yeah he's not going to therapy or letting immigrants rape his daughter in this scene.
>>739249443same, I like that throwing random shit appears to be a big part of it
>>739250031Yeah, the man should be a rapewolf with a gigantic knot who somehow knows how to perfectly straddle the line between comfy rape and rough consensual.
>>739250150Exactly. See, you understand women.
>>739245053https://youtu.be/6bqpHuloKZs?si=IcaEA9-K4U_4mFUW
>>739250129based. We are kindred spirits
>>739246107The character has become sanitized to the point of being boring as fuck. I think Pierce Brosnan was the last real Bond, and even he couldn't hold a candle to Connery or Moore on the personality scale. Daniel Craig is a solid actor, just too bland and serious to be a great Bond. It should have been Paulie Shore.
New Bond should be Elliott Page
>>739245159young dexter morgan
>>739250302>the Ultimate Edition DVDs with all the naked chicks in the menusIt's only been 20 years. How did the world come to this?
>>73924505300Woke
>>739249729This should give you plenty of responses on a more popular thread - here's one on the house
>>739245053>James B-Unc in the year 2026>why does no one care?God they're so fucking retarded.
>>739245053The whole thing looks like a jankier Uncharted game.
>>739249661how cucked do people need to be to not like bond?anyways this game looks boring gameplay wise and I'm not paying money to get browns and other kike propaganda shoved in my face
>>739247923all the famously white side characters have been black-washedthey didn't have the balls to make James black too
>>739249443It looks to be really context-sensitive with the surrounding environment. If they don't want this to play like Hitman then I'll take up their offer of just beating the living daylights out of everyone.
>freelancer got no content except for some shitty paid decorations and a handful of weapon skins >all for a bond game nobody gives a fuck about
>>739250738i didnt know 007 had any side characters at alllike, M?
>>739245114fippy bippyalso he looks like a fag
>>739250693007 games are all shitwhat you expected?
>>739250804>i didnt know 007 had any side characters at all
>>739250838seriously, what are the famously white side characters besides M and that tech dude?
>>739250829>what you expected?good morning saar
>>739250738To be fair, Felix has been a nog before.
>>739250640I am not baiting, dipshit. >game is bad>cancel my preorder or refund>game is good>keep exclusive items>preordering is bad because...well because my e-celeb said soKill yourself, retard.
>>739250869you know english because its the only language you knowi know english because i forced myself to learn itbut i guess for you only america and india exist in your world
>>739250870at least the actor was good and not niggy
>>739245053To get hyped you have to first know what it is in the first place and also imagine caring about Bond past casino royale. This franchise is old and more deader than start wars past Disney purchase.
>>739245053Game has an industry plant vibe to it. Not sure why anyone would be excited about a low budget janky Uncharted clone from Hitman devs based on a dead IP
Which older Bond movies are the best?I only watched Craig stuff.>t. zoom
>>739250970>i know englishthats generous
>>739250970americans and anglos in general think only they exist.they are infantile, arrogant swine who know nothing and when they get told by others how retarded they are, they will call them obsessed
>>739250863one is already too muchdon't know why the best is so obsessed with blacks
>>739251135what country are you from? or are you too embarrassed to admit it? LOL
>>739251002the newer movies all had retard levels of missed potential with a lot of the casting. Felix didn't do shit outside of Casino Royale. they got Christoph Waltz and got everyone making fun of him because they ripped off fucking Austin Powers. they got Ana de Armas for like 10 minutes and instead gave everyone the new 007 for 2 hours.
>>739251187>anglo seetheprobably india
I can't wait to have Bond ballbusted by the progressive futa love interest
>>739250951>implying I need someone to tell me how to form an opinion on a thing nice projecting - you don't sound too independent yourself, you should probably try to listen to someone who tells you eating shit is not good for your health though
>>739245053Remarks from journos and devs who appear to be playing into said remarks from journos doesn't make it seem very promising for someone who actually like Bond content. Whole thing sort of feels like everyone involved is ashamed to be working with the IP. I dunno, I'll see what anons say about it.
>>739251079Goldeneye is the best one, and not just for cultural zeitgeist reasons. Same director as Casino Royale, which is one of the best Bond movies anyway. If you liked Casino, watch it. You should watch it anyway, for historic reasons.Goldfinger is the other really good one.Goldeneye, Goldfinger and Casino Royale are the top 3 imoBut most of them are fun to watch
>>739251079It's all shit to be honest. I watched them all and it's not worth it, most of the Bond hype is just bong nationalism.I'd say Roger Moore ones are the most entertaining though
I love how they thought Lenny Kravitz would draw people in.
>>739251080next time i'll talk in twitter words you understand those perfectly
>>739251079I went through most of them recently and my favorite is The Spy Who Loved Me
>>739251079Dr. No, From Russia With Love, and Goldfinger are all great and work really well as a trilogy.
>>739251187I am Swiss, show your hand
>>739245053this is gonna flop hardit just doesn't look good
>>739251275millennial post
>>739247923>Why is it wokebecause they tell ushttps://imgbox.com/g/Aq4u5LPmCg
>>739251275>cultural zeitgeistLiterally only the video game was the cultural zeitgeist. The film was just yet another Bond film. Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond but all his movies kinda sucked. The World Is Not Enough is his best flick because it's the funniest one. Bond should just be funny, it's too retarded to be taken seriously
Goldfinger sucks assBond literally doesn't do anything in it for most of the runtimeWhy do people jerk it off so much
>>739251362>Q still looks blacklollmao
>>739251395insane IQ was necessary to figure this out
>>739251334>swiss yikes
>>739251079Funnily enough, Moonraker has probably aged the best of all the Roger Moore Bond movies.
>>739251362>huwhite man, go die for the brownscompelling proposition
>>739251296buy chat gpt and have it translate please. you just sound like a fucking retard anon
Dunc guy will save 007, trust
>>739251428Goldeneye is legitimately a really good movieI feel because of the impact the game had, it overshadows the movie, or people assume it can't be that good but haven't seen it in 20 years
>>739249971zoomer here. based af.
>>739251362Why do these look like aislop?
>>739251362>Danish devschecks out
>>739251079Don't bother with that unclsop, just (re)watch every mission impossible movie except the last one and pretend the scientology guy is bri'ish
>>739251532>talk in english with thousand people>only 1 retard in thousands have problem with my englishsounds like a you problem to mealso chat gp its free retard
>>739250031
>>739251592This to be honest, way better spy series.
>>739251592MI1 and 2 are the only good ones
>>739245053they shouldve just face scanned daniel craig.
>>739249994We waz schemin shit
>>739245053he looks like he plays broodwar
The game has officially become the most expensive thing Denmark has ever produced (budget of around 250 million USD) and it's gonna bomb so hard.
>>739246534I love how angry shills get when they realize they're failing.
>>739251079I used to think Timothy Dalton bond movies sucked. Now they are among my favorites. Roger Moore was better as The Saint.
>>739251691>he wants to be the man who simped to death
There's no way modern western media could make a good James Bond. Movie, game or otherwise.
dont mind me, just posting the best james bond movie of the recent decades.
>>739245114You know, I hadn't really placed why I found this guy unappealing, but this is it. Why IS he so young?
>>739251282Movies had more appeal a million years ago when Bond movies were being made regularly. It was exciting to see a movie at all, let alone an action movie filmed in a vacation destination.
>>739251521lmao
>>739245053I wonder how much they are panicking internally since all hype and excitement nose dived when they did their big reveal and it's now shaping up to be a major flop.
>>739251770>the best bond movie is the one that's not like a bond movie at allwhat does it mean?
>>739251753you'd simp for her too if you had the chance
>>739251828to appeal to zooms
>>739251079How is Spy × Family doing these days? I decided to take a long break from it after the Henderson/Martha flashback.
>>739251868that bond movies are shit
>>739251878nice 5head
>>739245606>gf
>>739251203Dr. Evil is unironically a better Bond villain than Christoph Waltz's version of Blofeld.
>>739251830>filmed in a vacation destinationYeah for me that's the main appeal of older Bond films. Seeing what Rome or Paris were like in the 70s and 80s, filmed from the best angles with shit exploding in your face. These days that doesn't work, you can street view Rome and Paris and see that they look like shit
does this type of over produced cinematic cover shooter even still sell?zoomers just play lolrandom friendslop shilled by twitchersonly millenials still care about aaa moviegames but most of them died from covid vaccines or are too brainrotted
>for israel, james?
>>739246534>ignores threads by coming into them to aggressively shillIO aren't sending their best.
>>739249994same. he can't act for shit. who the fuck thought he was some big name in 2026?
>>739252005I still can't believe they actually wrote down>I'm the author of all your pain, James.End this IP
>>739251735>The game has officially become the most expensive thing Denmark has ever produced (budget of around 250 million USD) and it's gonna bomb so hard.I hope it does. I will accept nothing less.
>>739251362Looks like Civ 6
>>739245053The game is too brown for my taste. I'd rather just play some indie games. >>739251362
>>739252080>for israel, james?lol
>>739252238Indie games are literally the wokest games aroundExcept for survival sloppa and friend sloppa and deckbuilding sloppa and roguelike sloppa. Jesus there's a lot of indie sloppa out there
>>739251910I'll never forgive zoomers for insisting every character has to be self-insertable to be interesting to them.
>>739252310enjoy your brown, AAAcattle
>>739252339Enjoy your brown, special snowflake
>>739251828gotta make him closer to nathan drake just your regular action hero character. Heck, the cargo scene and the driving scene in the first light trailer is what uncharted is known for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngPL-Ae2JSU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vphaQwR4Q3I And uncharted still looks better.Also, steering away from a old bond is just a excuse so they can make bond into whatever they want him to be, under the guise of " well its a young bond, so hes not fully there yet"Thats how you know its not a passion project because they arent even attempting trying to stay faithful to the franchise.
>>739252005Dr. Evil is a better villain than most villains, it's not really fair to go up against him
>>739252494Goddamn, Austin Powers buckbroke the franchise so hard.
>>739252441anon you do realize Bond invented both of those
>>739246107Don't forget in the newest book he wants to kill the bad guy because said bad guy doesn't employ enough minorities and immigrants. The actual crimes and evil he does are considered secondary. I'm not joking.
>>739251079Watch Kingsman instead.
>>739252687>Bond invented driving scenesWas that after Zelda invented grass
>>739245246That just sounds like Brosnan era lmao
>>739252857Jesus invented grass
>>739245053Man, Tom Holland looks really weird on mocap.
>>739252826one of the worst shittiest movies i've ever seenalso an anti-white propaganda
>>739253031the first movie is about climate change schizophrenia
>>739245053It will only sell on console, if even that.
>>739251691>they shouldve just face scanned daniel craig.didn't he say he was bi-sexual and it's canon in the Bond universe. He also had a cock suck scene in another film, not interested in anything Daniel Craig.52:05https://youtu.be/6x5iroNwScU?t=3124
Alright I am torrenting Goldeneye.Hopefully I vibe with the movie.
>007 as a series>literally the government sanctioned hitmen that kill whoever queen and country tell them to>already marketed as james bond needing to have a suppport group and a toddler tier found family message Yeah, it's garbage for trash
>>739251828I don't mind a younger Bond, but I think they went a little too far, the game Bond looks like just walked out of his high school graduation.
>>739253250>tfw you share a board with zoomers that haven't watched goldeneye
>>739251868that's what people said about brosnan movies too>>739251746Dalton is the most underrated Bond imo
>>739253250I hope you'll love it
>>739253390>tfw youre 40 years old and still post on 4chanyikes
>>73925366530 actually, little zoomzoomyou need to learn your timelines before you can shitpost correctly
Has there even been any fast-paced brawler-tps games recently? Feels like that's a relic of the 10s. After Uncharted ended, no one else really bothered to fill up that niche.
>>739253250>I recognize le name from le game that must be the good one!Many such retards
>>739253775>that nichethere are plenty of movie games out there
>>739253712Zoomers are literally 29 now, you're 1 year away from being a zoom, protozoom
>>739253804RE9 might be a movie game but it doesn't mean it plays like Uncharted
>>739253804like what? when you say "movie games" now its just literal ones like mixtape instead of setpiece cover shooters. if its not that then dark souls clones.
>>739253842they call us zillennials, the best of both worlds
>>739253712>30yikes, hope youre taking care of your kid instead of shitposting on here unc.
>>739253905>playsbut you're watching a movie most of the time
>>739253947>He thinks he won't also still be here at 30I shall tap the sign.
>>739251362if you observe some of the other clips you'll notice that the OC character, greenway dressed up like classic bondand he's also the designated mentor characteri'm gonna pass, i'll probably play when he becomes THE james bond in the next game
>>739245053i resent it for detracting from hitmaneven as a bond property it doesn't make sense, bond isn't a designation for rookiesonly good thing to come out of it is the bond themed crap in hitman
>>739245053I hope the MC is fun to look atBrosnan always did that cute pouty squint thinking face during action sequences, I want to see this Bond be fun like that.
>>739251828he also doesn't dress up like all the other bonds
>>739245053It's 40 bucks here thanks to regional pricingWent through most of the movies for the first time and they were fun I like nu-Hitman and also UnchartedMy only wish is that there is a Freelancer equivalent mode in thisCan't wait
>>739254574they have revealed a freelancer like modeor at least new missions after releasethere is a trailer where they talk about it
>>739245053He's not even hot. He's cute in a dorky way, but he has no charisma.
>>739245053Which uncharted is this
>>739245053>Drops in less than a weekwhat do you mean? it's been out for a while now
>>739245053Why does bond's face look bloated and inflammed?
I think this is the biggest hype of the year. I see lots of people excited about it. Hitman looks amazing still. Their engine is the best. 60fps PS5 4k with actual reflective mirrors. I dont know another game that does that.
>>739256870It really is a return to form. We're all going to have a blast.
>>739256303i should make a first light mission in mindseye
>>739246689>>739246907>>739249019>>739249294>>739249490>>739250079>>739251739>>739252123Damn. I leave the thread for 4 hours to play some Hitman and when I come back I got all you faggots riled up. lol This game's gonna be awesome.
Yeah that’s because it’s not a shooting game like Goldeneye or Perfect Dark. Just more proof that good games can’t be created anymore, it’s all slop. Same reason the new perfect dark game was shuttered. Because they can’t replicate the original.
>>739258713>shooting game
>>739258835Yeah faggot. Shooting game, not Hitman. Now go jack off to your nerdy genre titles and funkopops
>>739245053>woke as fuck>clunky as fuck>looks low budget as fuck>looks too much like hitman reskin>for a franchise that nobody under 30 watched as last relevant movie was 15 years agowho the fuck is this for?
Alright, let's post some gameplay because /v/ doesn't play games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-w9ZY9bJ88
>>739245053>We mustch be better men
>>739250557You gave homosexuals an inch and they took a mile.
heres your modern bond bro
>>739245053All IO had to do was put a James Bond skin over Hitman and yet for some reason they decided to make an Uncharted clone.
>>739245053I thought it was going to be like hitman but apparently it’s a movie game? Lost all interest then and there. I did 360 degrees with my mouse and clicked away
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779310694012990.mp4
>739258368I like how you're desperately trying to liken this to Hitman, and failing miserably.
>>739245053why does he look like the sausage man?
>>739263136Bond felt uncomfortable because there wasn't enough diversity at a function. Just end this IP already, sheesh.
>>739264002it is like hitman, it's the hitman developers they just made a hitman game with a james bond skin and a story.
>>739264350it's nothing like Hitmanfuck off desperate shill
>>739264261Kek, now I can't unsee it
>>739245053Oh boy another movie game!
>>739246534>>739258368>>739264350this is 100% a dev team member
oh shit is that freelancer guy
>>739264537it's extremely obviousit has the "haters gonna hate" SR reboot vibes
>>739264261lmao
>>739264261holy kek
>>739245053when I saw this face and his dreamworks cringe smirk I decided I didn't have to look any further into it. No interest.Kind of similar to the starwars darksouls game with generic redheadbeardman as the protag.Generic without even being cool or appealing in any way. It's like your main character is some random extra in the background of a movie restaurant scene or someone elses selfinsert sims character.
>>739264597>it has the "haters gonna hate" SR reboot vibesyep. they always get super aggressive when you aren't gargling their balls.
>>739263060The slippery slope was real, all along.
>>739252238>>739249994Have you seen the other trailer with some other nog from snatch? Hes like BOND YOU ARENT READY OR EVER WILL BE IM BLACK AND BETTER THAN YOU I MADE THE TRAINING INVENTED MI5 BOND IM BLACK AND WITHOUT ME YOU WONT EVER BE 007 etc looks so fucking shit.
>>739264841>haters gonna kill your studio and make you lose your job
>>739245053Xbox emailed me offering me a £8 gift card if I pre-ordered this slop. I'm not convinced that is a good sign.
>>739265025Sure is. Now you've got muslims running the cities they were once blowing up, and it's only gonna get worse and worse as time goes on.
>>739251746The black and white Saint seasons are top kino.Postan in an advertising thread with a clearly seething shill shitting it up.
>>739245825>6th bond>9th burger on macdonalds listIts 69'd your sister
>>739253250Alright, I finished watching it.Has some kino parts, but overall it was nothing too crazy.My average afternoon is spent with worse shit though, I enjoyed it overall.Good night /v/>>739251275Too sleepy and lazy to provide a bespoke breakdown, but Casino is a better film by a significant margin imo.
>>739251914