>150 hours into the game>Still feel like I've made no progress. Monsters are always just as spongy as when I started and I'm never allowed to have a power fantasy because Japs>Have to slay these same monsters multiple times just to craft weapons I want (which take at least half an hour each time) >Even then, nothing is guaranteed. The item I need may have a high chance of appearing when I cap a monster, but it's still randomized so I still get fucked half the time and I might as well hang myself if the item I need has a less than 40% chance of appearingI'm convinced no one actually likes Monster Hunter and it's all a larp that you faggots pull just to feel superior. These games fucking suck.
Yea it's pretty based I like to hit monsters with a big club
Was it really necessary to start this thread with cropped porn?
>>739250219>which take at least half an hour each timeok but have you tried hitting the monster?
>>739250529Its modern /v/, so yeah.
>>739250702how did u get this picture of me?
>>739250702Holy shit, I have that thing's body
>>739250586
>>739250586Yes. It's not working. What do?
You have to unlock the good silkbinds
>>739250983Fuck, IG seems so lame every time I see other weapons' webms.
>provocative picture>irrelevant time wasting complaintssasuga OP
>>739250219>I'm never allowed to have a power fantasylmao git good incel
>>739250529She's just laying on her side
>>739251161IG is good, basically no extract management anymore and free damage buffs
>>739251283>NOOOO I MUST KEEP STRUGGLING!!! STRUGGLING BUILDS HECKIN CHARACTERThis is a jewish lie so the goyim will slave away for free in exchange for muh character development
>>739251384I know, but all the others are super flashy, and IG looks very simple in comparison, not that I dislike it, but it does look a bit underwhelming.
>>739250219>Still feel like I've made no progressWhy? I was feeling like a god at the first Narwa
>>739251502You say this like SnS doesn't exist.
>>739251570kek
>>739251502>IG looks very simple in comparisonNothing is cooler than Martial Arts, anon. The Insect Glaive's true power comes from within.
>>739251563>Why?My average time to slay a monster has remained the same. It should be going down. I'm literally hitting this shit with everything I got. My last run took 45 minutes, I almost never got hit, I was constantly mashing weak spots, I used barrels too, traps, some flash bombs just to get a few freebies, temp buffs, obviously used the dango hopper and put the weakener at the top spot, and I'm also running the best possible decorations to maximize damage. This is also with Fiorayne and Luchika. I'm not asking for these monsters to be killed in 1 hit, I just want to at least shave 15 minutes off an optimal run.
>>739251502The allure of IG is being able to engage with the monsters that waste time in the air while everyone else has to sit and watchSome of the most fun I've had with IG is against silver rath strafing around with its fireballs as I pogo off its face
>>739251939>My last run took 45 minutes, I almost never got hit, I was constantly mashing weak spots, I used barrels too, traps, some flash bombs just to get a few freebies, temp buffs, obviously used the dango hopper and put the weakener at the top spot, and I'm also running the best possible decorations to maximize damageShit bait. Post your hunt.
>>739251939Theres literally no wayHalf the time im too lazy to use traps, barrels or flash pods and am still clearing PMalzeno in no time
>>739250219If you feel like you aren't getting any better at all then that's a skill issue, sorry. Better gear lets you specialize more as a primary focus, the raw statistical improvements are mostly meant to let you keep up with the improvements the monsters undergo. Why should it be the other way around? Why did you expect a power fantasy where the enemy threat levels only decrease over time, because there were "big" enemies from the start and you could kill them at all?
>>739250219Isn't this a old copy pasta? Literally none of that applies to nu-MH anymore.By 150 hours you're done and bored with the game.The game is also braindead easy and let's you craft a full set after killing a monster twice.
>>739252056Monster Hunter Rise doesn't track previous runs
>>739251939You're doin somethin real fuckin inefficient if it's takin you 45 minutes for a hunt. Like that's how long it took me when I started playing FU forever ago, because most my damage was only coming from disabling the monster with flash bombs/traps and then hitting it.Post your gear set at least.
Artist is lazyprocrastinator AnimatedPost 10640635
>>739252680holy based anon delivers
Any reason to 100% this game? I just beat primordial
>>739250983>>739252034Was Rise always this shit or did sunbreak made it worse? I only played the base game
>>739250219>muh power fantasythe appeal is hunting monsters that are bigger and stronger than you and can easily fuck you ass if you're not carefulwhich is why rise was a little weak for me
>>739252915Yea it's pretty based
>>739252915Depends on what you mean by>this shitlike as a qualitative assessment, Rise kind of sucked, and Sunbreak is tremendously better.If you mean 'flashy anime nonsense' then yeah Sunbreak went further in that direction with the silkbinds.
I play wilds :)It is good and fun :D
>>739253137Hey, I doubt it!
>>739253169Nu uh! Its the truth!For reals!
>>739251570SnS gets the fuckin Shoryuken counter
>>739250219>Got a new pc parts installed in my old PC>Tfw I can finally play MHWildsso exited bros
Silkbind counters where better than Offset spam. Atleast Silkbind had a cooldown. They didn't become super spammable until G rank with skill investment.>but long sword!True, it remains the braindead iframe spam weapon.
>>739254094Having 5 different counters is harder than having 1 Lance was therefore more braindead than LS
>>739254094>Atleast Silkbind had a cooldownAllegedly, in practice they didn't, Offset on the other hand works like a status effect so it's inherently less spammable.Silkbinds were only one part of the issue by the way, when everything gets built in parries/i-frames/HA/cancels somewhere outside of silkbinds then silkbinds are just one problem in a huge pile.
>>739254549that's the shortest cooldown silkbind augmented by max stack wind mantle thoughbeit
>>739251939You're supposed to slot decorations into your gear for huge passives. Post your build. I ran pierce LBG (Malzeno's) and my clear times were 10-15 min in the end game. Which is granted, not amazing, but I didn't care to make elemental builds for specific monsters, that's too much crafting.
>>739251939IF your gear is toppest then its a gameplay issue. simple as.the RPG elements never carry they just supplement your player skill and let you snowball harder.
>>739251502>>739251161IG is literally only fun in iceborne because of how good the descending thrus dragoon dive move looks and feels to use, in the games before iceborne it doesn't exist and in the games after iceborne they completely fucked with the momentum/hitstun/overall feel of the move and redesigned the weapon so you aren't encouraged to use it over spaming boring wuxia bullshit
>>739250219Sorry to disappoint you but mh was never good until world and its still the only good mh game so farRise is literally dmc2 of monster hunter
>>739254094silkbinds always work and you can just run away until your shit is off cooldownoffset is a status like mounting to get the actual proper parry and if you don't get it tons of attacks just hit you out of the recovery of the offset move
>>739250219the problem with monhun is that greatsword, longsword and charge blade are literally the only fun weapons as everything else suffers from some combo of shit range, shit speed, or doing the same thing over and over regardless of situation that makes playing it a pain in the ass
>>739256376>you can just run away until your shit is off cooldownThat sounds kind of really shit though...
insect glaive feels like shit in world and wilds because it does nothing but the same 2 hit ground combos. rise was the only time aerial felt good and not like a huge gimmick since it actually got tools to be in the air and diving wyvern did so much damagegu unironically has the best versions of most weapons. true charge slash is the lamest and gayest version of greatswordspinning axe mode is the lamest and gayest version of switch axeranged weapons have become so much more bloated and significantly different than they were its no wonder they dominated charts for so longit blows my mind they'll add in full free aiming, strafing, multi reload, dashing charges, infinite coatings, etc for gunners but hunting horn gets the least interesting and least significant changes across the games and consistently sits at the bottom despite being one of the stronger weapons on paperworld/wild end game was also horrid dogshit, and farming literally 1 mission for 100 ranks and the moving onto 1 other new mission for the next 800 is dogshit
>>739256869iceborne IG's strongest move is done from the air, it just leads back into ground combos>rise was the only time aerial felt goodyou can spend a lot of time hanging out in the air like it's a DMC game but they also gave every monster phantom hitboxes that extend way into the air because otherwise everyone would just mindlessly wirebug over every single move, completely cucking the weapon outside of giga cherrypicked clips, and you completely ignore the ground part of the weapon now which is the exact opposite but identical problem to the air moves being useless outside of je sui monte>gu unironically has the best versions of most weapons. true charge slash is the lamest and gayest version of greatswordoh nvm you're one of those "running circles around the monster and headsniping it until it dies was actually giga skill" fags
>>739250219>Fiorayne poster is a massive fag with a shitty opinionImagine my surprise. LuchiKINGS would never.
>>739256869>spinning axe mode is the lamest and gayest version of switch axethink you meant to say CB there retard-sama. so not only are you wrong on that front, but savage axe is rad as hell. axe in general has always been the cool part of CB and minimizing your time spent in cuckold sword mode is important to be able to attract women. yes this is true in GU too, i'm glad they gave UAED loving faggots the finger by making it drain your shield charge
>>739251939Either you're playing too defensively, you're significantly undergeared, you're hitting parts of the monster with a weapon that isn't sharp enough so that you're bouncing, or you're genuinely playing your weapon wrong.
>>739256869>3DS secondary has the most dogshit opinions in the threadHH is one of the weapons that receives the most significant changes throughout its history than most of the weapons by the way, which is partly why Risebreak HH was so controversial
>>739257315I like both the sword and the axe modes, it reminds me of heroes in gba fire emblem
>>739251939>It should be going down.unironically why, retard? monsters are getting stronger alongside you
>>739257492>HH is one of the weapons that receives the most significant changes throughout its historyand despite this its still extremely weak in almost every version because of range weapon favoritism post gu you faggot>3DS secondaryi've been playing monster hunter since before you were born zoomzoom
>>739256869Every weapon feels like shit in wildshit
>>739257673HH is unironically just better hammer in Wilds, it's fine, you are a retard who doesn't play HH and it shows
>>739250529Is this your first time here?
>>739257673>range weapon favoritism post guBowguns have been THE damage meta since FU, far before GU was even a thing, GU only stacked even more bullshit with shit like Valor HBG but people have been complaining about bowguns being broken ever since FU.>i've been playing monster hunter since before you were born zoomzoomI doubt it since I'm pushing 40 and your statements about weapons are demonstrably false but whatever you say, here's some actual random piece of MH history about bowguns you're clearly too young to know abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g9FOgdUxhI
>>739255020wind mantle isn't even the only way to speed up wirebug recovery, and all of the long cooldown silkbinds are the ones no one gives a shit about or are not spammable by design i.e. counters (not spammable as in they do nothing if the monster doesn't hit you)
>>739251161rise longsword is so painfully overtuned I don't know how you'd enjoy it at all
>>739257080>like it's a DMC game but they also gave every monster phantom hitboxes that extend way into the air because otherwise everyone would just mindlessly wirebug over every single moveNo they didn't, and even if every monster had tigrex tier hitboxes, evasive moves still work in the airYour posts seem pieced together from tertiary understanding of the game, post hours
>>739258101Rise LS is weak as fuck you retard, half the weapons completely mog it
I just can't into ranged weapons, they feel like a completely different game
>>739258101They nerfed longsword into the ground in SB so it's not completely braindead anymore
>>739250529Looks like a monster hunter stretching before a hunt
>>739258114they literally programmed specific "fuck you if you're flying above me" hitboxes into every monster completely detatched from the model with their own internal logic to prevent them from hitting you if you're on the ground, this is an extremely well documented phenomenon with tons of proof that it exists even before people literally went into the code and found the exact data
>>739257634Why can't their strength slightly taper off like in Skyrim.
>>739258423>>739258114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOTtqtrkdDw&t=01m12s>IG user gets hit by rajang swing despite being both above and behind his arm in the air because of the magic "only hit you if you're airborne" hitboxes the devs throw on everything to cover their ass for their lazy implementation of wirebugsrise ig fucking SUCKS
>>739258423>hitboxes into every monsterI don't know your picture shows me you can really easily hit the monster on the head and not get hit
>>739258607>links to a video of some mouthbreather pogoing right into a rajangs murder dempsey roll and getting slammedIG sisters...are we this fucking retarded? Is the expectation that when we're in the air we're just invincible?
>>739258423I've played IG for about 500 hunts and the the air hitboxes are rarely an issue, pogoing has inbuilt iframes and so does your aerial silkbind
>>739258101>guy who hasn't actually experienced the game in 5 years but still has opinions on stuff
>>739258729you're retarded, the white box in this image is the actual attack, the light blue is the rise magic anti air aura that has nothing to do with the actual attackthe expectation is that moves don't magically hit 5 feet back and 10 feet above them because otherwise we'd have to actually redesign monsters to account for wirebug movement with IG getting caught in the crossfire>>739258824yeah im aware rise is iframe slop the game because they're too lazy to make it good, "just spam iframes because the monsters will scam you with invisible hitboxes" is a shitty solution to a stupid problem
>>739258729>Is the expectation that when we're in the air we're just invincible?in iceborne stuff hits you out of the air because it naturally looks like it should and because you could only extend your airtime by actually hitting the monster instead of jerking off with your spiderman zipline you would naturally put yourself into range of the monsters attacks trying to be a flying frenchman, which makes you go "yeah I mistimed that and deserved to get here here" instead of getting memed on
I started with tri on the wii. I have yet to find a game that makes me feel the sameto one with life remains the best mh song to date
>>739250529its the only reason I clicked on the thread so yes
>>739259021I haven't really run into this because I'm not a mouthbreather who attempts to attack the monster as it's attacking, but I can see how it could be a problem for someone with 12IQ
>>739258101retard
>>739250872Turn yourself in you sick fuck
>>739259021>blatantly just mashing on a monster with zero respect for its next action >dives directly under its arms >yooooo why am I gettin hit blud it just seems like skill issue
>>739259691>under it's arms>clearly in the air and behind the arm as he swings???
>>739250219
>>739250529Prove that it's cropped porn.
>>739259738The game you're demanding would be completely brainlessIs that why you champion IB?
>>739258197thats because they are fundamentally anti-monster hunter and a mistake.
Me Grug.Me bonk monsters on head.Monsters see starsMe only have two comboMe play only honest weaponMe based
>wilds trailer comes out>think it's gonna be wild west monster hunter>riding raptors n lassoin monsters n shit>hot blonde cowgirl npcs>it's actually set in pakistan with indiansthey dropped the ball so hard
>>739259894we're talking about rise, the game where you just iframe counter everything the monster does on reaction, why'd you post something obviously untrue and now pivot to a completely different point after being called out btw? is this that izzat shit i've heard about?
>>739260069You could always counter iframe everything with evade+1, sister Let me guess, you never stooped to such crutches? Or weren't around when it existed?
>>739257634That anon didn't respond to anyone. Just bait
>>739260069if you counter everything you'll just get slammed by followups, not really how it works
>>739255020my arguments only work if i present endgame builds as indicative of all other gameplay
>>739252915>>739251161those are modsChinese modders have been going wild since Rise released on PC porting Vergil moves into MonHun
>>739259738>2000kg mass of muscle swings it's entire body in a punching motion>wtf all I did was slam my face into it's steel abdomen why did it hurt????retard
Now THIS is monster hunter
>>739259878checkmate atheist
I realized that even LR is fun when monsters can 1 or 2-shot you.
>>739257080>you can spend a lot of time hanging out in the airThe real good part is Kinsect Slash. I feel like a broken record saying it every time I'm in one of these threads, but Kinsect Slash is the best IG move ever.
All the hate the handler got was so forced.
>>739261220wrong.
>>7392611812-shots are the sweetspot where you can take damage, heal it, and not stay at full hp at all times if you don't want. Specific attacks being able to 1-shoot you are fine I think.
>>739260718Hes above the monster you retarded subhuman
>>739261579I've been having a blast with World and never upgrading anything but damage, at least until a even sneeze 1shoots you. I do miss some armor skills.
>>739261220Uh no fuck that annoying cunt
>>739250219>>73925763430-45 minutes should be your first fight against the monster or you're fucking around doing something else on the map. There's speedrunners managing to do it in sub-5 minutes. Maybe monster hunting is just not for you?
>>739261220I unironically like the handler but they had no reason to make her look like a crack addict.Unfortunately they had to push Alma down our throat in Wilds which is actually fucking annoying.
>>739261220I thought she was cute
>>739258101I have a similar opinion, I suppose in my case a better word would be overdesignedOld MH? Hit monster 5 times to build spirit gauge, do spirit combo. No time, cancel spirit combo, hit monster once or twice to top up the meter. It was simpleGU? Build meter, click parry when monster attacks. SimpleThen I tried it in SB and it has like 5 different counters and now your spirit gauge gets reduced by half the moves but the other half build it back instantly and every move is cancelable with a parry and you have to stay in a circle and and andFuck off with that shit, it now requires more than 2 braincells to play. Ruined the weapon
>>739262516Eyes checked. Now.
>>739250219If a woman like this were real, she wouldn't even look at anyone who uses this site, regardless of how much money, fame, looks, or charisma he has.
>>739262552Sounds like you are retarded and your brain can't process informations on your screen.
>>739259878https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10640635
>>739250529well I've already played all of rise eons ago and the pic made me thing how well could fio take malzeno's pillow sized dick so kinda?
>>739262641>If a monster hunter and knight captain was real she wouldn't care about 4chanwell yeah she would be too busy with paperwork and field jobs duh, considering that her existence would make monsters real and change the whole reality of even 4chan.
>>739262569Am I seriously alone on this one?
>>739262921you are not. I really like handler. handler getting fucked by monsters, but I like her.
>>739262921Never played the game, but she looks like a cute little tomboy
>>739256869>insect glaive feels like shit in world and wilds because it does nothing but the same 2 hit ground combos.That's been IG since it's inception
>>739250219how the hell are you struggling with rise? rise was my first* monhun and even I found it easy even though I'm a giga retard who took forever to understand the game mechanics. I picked GS and basically just did hit and runs + wirefall until I started HR where I started using tackle and the endemic life. when I reached MR I started using the wirebug to dodge attacks, then I remembered quick sheathe existed so I started using that instead. when I beat mr tetranadon in 8 minutes I realized that the GS finally clicked for me. I did not fail a single quest, I only carted twice in 5 quests (HR Mizu, HR + MR All Mother Narwa, MR Amatsu and MR Primo Malzeno) and that's with the caveat that for Amatsu and Malzeno (and all the SB post story monsters), I beat them using the same gear I beat Gaismagorm cuz I hated the curio monsters cuz they were too easy and spongy*technically started with tri but I was a filthy bowgunner who got filtered in low rank
>>739262921No brother she is indeed cute.
>>739262921Don't worry, there's millions of retards with the same shitty tastes as yours.
>>739260838This just looks like Outlanders
>>739262569She has the bog standard MH female face 01 but in HD, the only problem is that they textured in the eyebags of somebody who didn't sleep for weeks.Remove that and she doesn't look any different from previous MH girls like Sophia/guildmarm.
>>739261220>>739262516Fat pig handler was awful and you're faggots
rise is the easiest mh to date lmao
>>739250529Mods don't care.
>>739254549is the hitstop modded in this webm? I don't remember rise having that much kek
>>739265919That's just how the spinning axe head works, stays on the monster and hits multiple time during the lengthy hitstop.
>>739259878lol get fucked
>>739250983This is exactly why rise is a godawful monster hunter game
>>739263586>Sophia/guildmarmI didn't like her either
>>739265919>>739266019aktually, spinny axe multihit is what causes the hitstopthis isn't one big hitstop, but rather many small ones in quick succession
>>739268973she's genuinely more annoying then any npc in world/wilds because instead of dialogue that plays in the corner you can set to 0 volume and ignore, every single fucking quest, every cutscene, and a bunch of missions will have her spend 8 text boxes of unfunny localizer jokes I have to mash through just to get on with the video game
I heard people talking shit about my girl, whose face should I break and blow up this time?
>>739250219Rise is defo the worst for the spongey enemies imao...Why did they fuck up the balance for so many silkbind moves to where the efficient tactic is to spam them? Greatsword is less about finding good charge partisions and is all about counter spam, dual blades is no longer about maneuvering around enemies to set up a demon dance and instead you just hide next to their head and do the spiral shit over and over, strength hammer completely ignores the charges in favour of spamming the level 2.
>>739262895I was referring to a "woman this attractive", but yeah, that works too
>>739262921I found her cute after I cleaned up her face a bit, put her in a bikini, and gave her a gyaru aesthetic
>>739250960hit it some more, try doing it faster
>>739250219>mfw just dropped three beast gems in one fight Lucky or just bugged?
>>739250872well, give it back then
>>739253137>>739253553You're cute and silly! :3
>>739250219Unrelated, but for some reason older women with bob cuts really does something to me. Recently, my milf OC has been taking more of my attention than my primary OCs (pictured), whom she is the mother of.
>>739271723Just luck. It's totally possible. They're rare but can show up in at least three reward slots after a hunt, so there's nothing weird going on.
>>739252680thanks
>>739269441You have to be a miserable person to find the Guildmarm annoying.
>>739269737She's not even in rise or sunbreak is she?
>>739272839She is only in 4 and 4U
>>739273981Don't forget GU anon
>>739252034Isn't this the same guy who was taking midair pantyshots of huntresses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGIKnn-COS4
>>739261220
>>739250219>>Have to slay these same monsters multiple times just to craft weapons I want (which take at least half an hour each time)if hunts in modern MH are taking you 30 mins (outside of very few like the first time you do world fatalis) its the definition of a skill issue. I'd assume most decent players have 7-10 minute hunts.
>>739275375>using followers
>>739275375>Proving his point
*flashes eyebrow at you*
>>739277976What's with the gloves she missing some fingers or something?
>>739278124wyverians dont have five fingers.
>>739259240Shame 3u has such dogshit g rank
>>739259240P3rd is just Tri but better though
>>7392787273rd is lame. 3U is the good one.
Why all the rise hate post got deleted?
>>739265919Damn, guess I'm reinstalling.
>I like my monster hunter games to feel like you're moving through waist deep mud, every attack has a 3 second input lag, and unironically blind luck plays a significant factor in if you are able to hit the monster!
>>739278194Correct, they have three. (The thumb is not a finger.)
>>739250983Get out of here Vergil
>>739250219>Half an hour on huntsLiterally a skill issue. I'm not even a speedrun tranny and I kill the damage sponge Anomaly monsters in 10-12 minutes. Learn your hitzones and elemental resistances.
>>739252034>Run IG against Narwa>The game changes from a hunting game to an aerial dance and bullet hellI love how when you fight her like that you don't even have to engage with her rampage weapon gimmicks.
>>739281126I love how predictably retarded Tigrex always is.
>>739266501that's a mod but yeah rise sucks shit
>>739250219just use mods and cheats no one plays these games legit it takes hundreds of hours of grinding the same mon to get anything worth it.
>>739274667
>>739250219this is rape.
>>739281380>easiest game of the series>grinding for hundreds of hours to make progressyou're just bad
>>739258161>>739259365Retards who only played Rise post Sunbreak update where Longsword was nerfed heavily. Base Rise LS was so fucking braindead and overpowered it was actually jaw dropping. Absurd damage, 4 counters, no penalty for missing Iai slashes, etc.
>>739282482ok but its been...5 years since then
I glimpsed through this thread and it seems to be primarily getting bumped by some glue sniffer who as far as I can tell never even played the gameIf I had to speculate, some coomer is just desperate to keep his cropped porn thread bumped while throwing out surface level fanboy war shitposting material
>>739261220Fuck you and the dev knows that by baiting everyone with that one quest in Iceborne where they dangle Serious Handler with you and take her away. Portable team was based for giving you many waifus in comparison.
>>739282482>Play LS in SB in 2026>Do less damage or at least equivalent to my other setsHow OP are we talking? Got any webms/videos?
>>739254071Remember to turn on framegen to get 60fps!
>Look up mods>They're all either cheats or pornDunno what I expected
Sex with my wives Yomogi and Komitsu
>>739282038How in the........the amount of timing he must have had to get that perfect shot absolutely insane
I almost triple carted on the 5* double frenzied Khezu in 4U just now.
>>739283660Photography is about taking a lot of photos and getting one right
>>739283660Like Speedrunners that never mention to their fans (that take their build, go online, dies like a bitch, then exit while leaving everyone else with zero carts) that they ran 10000s of runs to get one perfect run, Johnny might had queue dozens of fight and only get one decent video like that.
