>>739263946
My wife Tiche beat the game

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>>739263946
>erm, you didn't actually beat the game because I said s-
shut up nigger monkey

>>739263946
this image would be funnier without the huge bubble spelling out what was already an obvious punchline

>if you don't tie your hands behind your back in these fights to the death against gods, demigods, and monsters, y-you didn't really win

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>>739263946
They did, just in easy mode.

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I know, but he did

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>>739264679
If you summon me, you did not beat the boss, I did.
Are we clear?

I used summons in the catacombs and caves just to see them. Mostly just used funny ones like the warrior jars and sprouts, never upgraded them. Never summoned for a great enemy boss or higher except for Astel 2 because I didn’t really care.

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>>739265178
>Didn't beat the game
Sounds like you had fun. Only time I want to kill these people is when thry bitch how easy it was and how bad the game was well using summons.
Its like the brainlets that hated BG3 for being too easy well savescumming every role.

>>739265461
Well if I fought leonine misbegotten once and then he appears again in a cave except this time he has a golden sword I don’t really care about fighting him normally I’d rather see my pots allah akbar him.

>>739264830
I used the boys! Just becuase of how fun it was to call them the boys! They hid for dragon fights and were actually really useful for the giant hand areas,

If you haven't beaten the game on ng+99 hitless at run level 1 with a broken controller while blindfolded and wearing earphones blasting sound recordings from an abbatoire at max volume while the game audio is set to zero, and with a naked character and no weapons no spells no spirit ashes no consumable items no summons, while on fire and getting pegged and having your balls whipped by a pair of dominatrixes while infected by the ebola virus you didn't really beat the game

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>>739263946
ok?

>>739265080
>>739263946
>NOOO YOU CAN USE THESE STRATS YOURE SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIKE ME
>Jump attacks to 2shot the boss, making him stagger each attack

>>739265461
Why are c*r**ns so perfidious?

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>>739265080
>Oh no, tarnished. I'm the one who will choose my own throne.