WHO'S EXCITED?!
How much gay sex is in it
Can't wait to watch male hobbits ass fucking eachother in the Shire.
can't wait to help haradrim doctors and scientists
>>739268960Not excited but I'm definitely interested. Unfortunately, the last decent game set in Middle-Earth was War in the North (and Conquest, maybe), and given how they've butchered Tolkien's works in recent years, I'm not very hopeful
>>739268960I'll hmonly support this game if it has Mumakil Mahud in it.
Can’t wait to just fly to Mt Doom
>>739269053>>739269072it'd still be optional, so how much there is is up to you. Based on how you brought it up unprompted my esimates are high there
>>739269053the same amount as skyrim, baldur's gate 3, pathfinder and any future rpgs that are remotely popular
>right side of Mordor is openWhy didn't they just
you Noldor are so backwards and primitiveIn Far Harad everything is so much better
>>739269472Invisible wall
>>739268960I'll keep an eye out. Need gameplay first before I can start getting hyped
>>739269292It doesn't matter if it's optional. Some offenses are still offenses even if you don't witness it.
>>739269237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLyaCgbEGIo
>>739269472It would take them longer to go around to reach Mount Doom, not to mention that they would have to pass through the territories of Rhun, which are allied with Sauron
>>739269339>skyrimthere isnt sex in the game
>>739269472>yeah just walk thousands of kilometers through lands dominated by evil men. then if you even make it to the rear entrance walk another thousands kilometers back to mount doom
>>739268960how many blacks will they put in middle earth?kingdom come 2 tier or amazon tier?
Please God just leave Tolkien's work alone. They have to defile and commercialize it endlessly. All so dopamine starved fiends can hit another hit of their epic badass adventures but this time its Tolkien flavor.
>>739269602offense originates within the mind of the offended. You're the source of your problem, in the stoic sense, especially making yourself upset over options in a video game
>>739269845we must have played different games
>>739268960can't wait to see the fat lazy eyed Jew's Jew propaganda in this one too
>>739269237>Guy does nothing but holler and blow his horn>Is unironically counted as one of the most memorable guys in the movieDude aced his role.
>>739270148Not offense in the context of personal grievances. Offense as in an act of aggression towards someone else. If it helps you to understand, remember that assaulting someone is an offense. Homosexuality in a bubble is benign, but the willful and deliberate act of including it in places where it doesn't belong is ideologically motivated. This clearly places it in a realm where it's appropriate to criticize it because it's no longer in a place where it can't offend someone. It's being included on purpose because the purpose IS to offend. Pretending like it's unreasonable to react to its hostile inclusion is dishonest and you know it.
>wokehorse is going to taint LotR nowcan’t wait for brown elves and gay sex with hobbits
>>739270642Amazon beat them to the punch.
>>739268960I'll play it if the combat isn't like KCD
video games and tolkien's work are fundamentally incompatible. video games are too perverse of a media for something like LOTR.
>>739269602>it doesn't matter if it's optional, I HAVE to watch itfixed that for you closetboy
>>739270696nobody cares about nor watched that money laundering scheme of a "show"
>>739270851nobody will care about this either
Damn can't wait to play as a half Jew and help the gods chosen people against bigots again
You can feel the kike seethe over the "Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin" quote that get frequently applied to any media they're behind and they want it gone.It's never going away.
>>739270903you love the jews though, otherwise you wouldn't be their strongest soldier in the culture war
>>739270497But then where it does and doesnt belong is also an opinion that originates in your own mind, so the perceived assault is simply a violation of a subjective internal standard, which brings me back to what i said before. Your claims that some east euro person is deliberately antagonizing you by putting optional romances in his video games is also baseless and hilarious
>kcd3 with an even gayer protag, even blacker npcs, and even more jewish main story quest>amazon rangs lotr rpgpass
>>739270903intergalactic levels of cope and seethe in 3...2...1...
>>739270825everyone already saw it (yourself included) regardless of if they even played the game so this argument makes no senseit already wasn't optional because it's subversive and attention grabbing on purpose
>>739271010>where it does and doesnt belong is also an opinion that originates in your own mindNTA but what an insufferable nonsense thing to say. Your argument is an opinion that originates in your own mind, faggot. If you can't just know that gay sex doesn't belong in the janky medieval autistic eurosim then by that standard nothing can mean anything.
>>739268960Extremely excited for KCD3. Curious about ME RPG
>>739271108>hehe jokes on you tolkien was... not jewishwoagh..
>>739268960>Vavra>writing TolkienAh yes, the perfect guy to write a traditionalist Catholic European setting. I'm sure he'll be respectful to the source material.
KCD is so bad.>clunky combat>tons of cutscenes>basic story>boring settingKeep these third rate devs away from LotR.
Whats with everyone in modern Hollywood or gaming trying to deconstruct, subvert or modernize Tolkien like he wouldn’t despise them for that?
>>739270946stop endlessly lying or you will end up like peter mandelson
>>739272201They can't create so they destroy. They're ugly so they hate beauty. They've evil so they hate good.
>>739272201The intent is demoralization.
>>739272103He couldn't even be respectful to his own work lmao. It's whatever, though, it's not like Tolkien's work hasn't already been defiled by Amazon.
>>739272201they hate you and want to destroy everything you love
>>739269339But not JRPGs. Curious how a lot of people in this thread still arbitrarily turn their noses up at them when those games are giving them exactly what they've been asking for; no, even better:Actual gameplay loops, hot girls, solid combat systems, great music, meaningful content, and timeless art styles. They have all you could want from a video game and each series is very varied in structure instead of trying and failing to replicate the successes of Morrowind, Diablo 2, and Baldur's Gate 2 for 30 years.
I want to play as a Dwarf or an Elf.
>>739269292>it'd still be optionalDoesn't matter, they had to inherently change the story and characters (even somewhat) in order to let the "optional gay sex" to be an path for the player in the first placeAnd that's before the middle-easterner lecturing Henry, that's before the scaled back towns that removed stuff like being able to enter the churches, that's before that cringe Jew quest, and that's before the studio tried to gaslight the fans of the first game by insisting Henry was always a closeted homosexual like it was the most normal thing in medieval BohemiaThis studio burned any good will and deserves zero "benefit of the doubt"KYS you disingenuous faggot, no one is fooled by your twitter shit anymore
>>739272201>Whats with everyone in modern Hollywood or gaming trying to deconstruct, subvert or modernize Tolkien like he wouldn’t despise them for that?You just answered your own question. The fact Tolkien would despise them just validates their decision to undermine him.
>>739269292>looks at a restaurant's menu>"dude why are they selling literal shit here? that's disgusting." >"uhh bro you realise no one is forcing you to order the literal shit, right? I think you secretly want to eat literal shit because you pointed it out in the menu."
Will only buy if there's gay sex and black men telling me how much better their culture is
>>739271985>I can only reply that I REGRET that I appear to have no ancestors of that GIFTED peopleyes, truly a hardened based kekistani antisemite /pol/ack to his core.
>>739273837who said he was?
Daniel Vavra is a FAGGOT
letting a gay attention seeking jew desperately trying to ingratiate himself into progressive circles make a lotr game, what could go wrong?
I just realised this will be competing with elder scrolls lmao Todd better tighten up!!!!!!
>>739268960What happened with warhorse exactly?I thought the first game the devs said "no black people". Then the second game went all in with gay stuff? Was there a tipping point or were the devs hiding their power level?
>>739268960>amazon series continues to devolve into mindless anti-trump propaganda and rewrite lore>stephen colbert is writing new movie>0 good games since 2017>Vavra the vassal in charge of an rpgwho in the tolkien estate can I hold personally responsible for all of this>>739271108>erm the british writer messed with a nazi newspaper>that means all the actors should be sub-saharan>despite the fact he said the dwarves were based on jews and each race a different part of british culturereach any harder and you'll pull a muscle, Tolkien is explicitly British culture and erasing it will be met with well-earned hostility
>>739268960>lord of the rings>except with really boring combatnice job amazon, instead of contracting mordhau or chivalry devs, you get these fags
>>739275357>that means all the actors should be sub-saharannever said this, just that the endless seething about da joos da joos da joos is such a lazy copout of a criticism. amazons series is definitely woke fucking garbage but to lazily evoke JOOS is fucking annoying and lame. ive been hearing thisf or 20 years now on this site and its always ultra lazy
>>739275093>first game: this is explicitly our european culture>second: moor shows up and lectures the player on their backwards euro culture>also tries to fuck your wife>mission where you have to protect jews from the angry evil white christian mob>animated gay sex scenes>littered with strong female alpha girlbosses that talk down to you constantly>littered with modern pop culture shit and marvel quips that genuinely take you out of the game and ask whytf the devs added itcan't remember the rest off the top of my head
>>739275673>it's axshully really lazy to notice the exact same investment companies owned by the exact same people doing the exact same thing with all of your favorite franchises over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
>>739275093they sold their souls for industry clout to get opportunities like this, to get jobs with amazonit's such a fucking retarded idea, every gaming studio that amazon touches is shut down, i guarantee warhorse isn't just making them game, amazon took on some of their debt and has the power to close the studio if they underperform
Me I am exited Because the faggots in the thread actually played KCD 1 and 2And they are both really good gamesAs simple as that
>>739275968>get jobs with amazonYou literally know nothing Which isn't surprising desu
>No first age adaptations ever
>>739276442>anon turns 360 degrees and exits
>>739275093This is what you happens when you get all your news from xitter
>>739276506vavra, you sold your soul to get fucked up the ass like you did to henryyou deserve everything coming to you
>>739276572Better to have nothing than something deliberately made bad by progressives
>>739276654You are a cultural war retard
>>739276572>Did nothing wrongThe funniest joke here
>>739276572>>739276862Wrong pic
>>739276762we all get what's coming to us vavra, dishonest riches never becomes wealth
>>739269945EVIL IS SUBJECTIVE CHUD YOU FUCKING NAZI OKAY EVIL IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
TND
>>739276985Giga based
>>739277023I am getting 2 great games idk about you.
>>739277142>greatyeah okay lmao
Can't wait to do [insert woke thing] (i haven't played either KCD)
Vavra won
>>739277254Idk man both KCD games were great And better than any rpg in last 20 years
>>739277285It's not worth playing, not because of anything woke, it's just a really, really shitty, boring game.It has some of the worst melee combat ever made, it made me want to go back to early 90's dungeon crawlers with how bad it is.
>>739277306i mean, i hate the woke shit as the next guy, but what the fuck do retarded /pol/acks expect vavra to respond with? "youre right i am jewish and i am gay and retarded where do i enlist to be your slave?" ?
>>739277364Filtered
>>739277336>both KCD games were great and better than any rpg in last 20 years
>>739269053/thread
>>739277474>game is trash to play>universally no one likes the combat>f-filtered!!
>>739277558>Complains about za woke>Posts BG3Pottery
>>739277627i didn't complain about woke lmao, im a huge leftie
>>739277626>I can't strike from right direction and block on time
>>739269292>can't express brotherly love/friendship between two males because any dialogue option that doesn't express stoic indifference leads to gay sex
>>739277707>It's really hard to not pick the most faggy option with heart on it
>>739277696You are never going to gaslight anyone into liking KCD's combat
>>739277558pic related mogs theatre kids gate 3 and crustdom cum deliverance
>>739277756>non-platonic love is not allowed to exist in 2026sad that we live in such intolerant times.
>>739277761I don't have A lot of people already like it good enough
>>739268960There was a time when a LotR RPG by Warhorse would have been one of my dream games. Then KCD2 happened.
>>739277858>I don't have >A lot of people already like it good enoughESL?
>>739277838You didn't play the game because it clearly had non platonic love options
>>739269053
>>739277868The first game had terrible gameplay as well.It doesn't mean they can't possibly change the combat for a LotR game, but it isn't inspiring hope.
I don't want Rings of Power: The Game
>>739270946NTA but both sides are golemized.
>>739277838The guy you are talking to is a well known gay lolcow named Farquaad, he trolls KCD threads, downplays gay themes, then tries to say you have homosexual thoughts
>>739272201Not a big mystery.
>>739272389>Actual gameplay loopsThat's a nice way of saying that the combat in most JRPG sucks dick.
>>739275093It's called trolling.
>>739275673Shalom.
>>739278060>I really really have to pick the gay option
>>739278314That doesn't work on people who know who you are Farquaad, you type the same things thousands of times
Apologize.It's funny that what was previously considered lore rape doesn't look so bad now. And before this I remember hardcore LOTRfags shitting on the trilogy, I bet they feel fucking stupid now.
>>739278060I have homosexual thoughts and I think KCD is gay.
>>739278360Sure thing It's okay that you can't help yourself
>>739278390i will always shit on locking the nemesis system behind a vague patent
>>739278390justified, more like
>>739278390Warhorse rpg will be much better than this ubislop
>>739278390It was a different type of lore rape. You might say it was a different hole.
>>739278486You need to find a new game, maybe tv show or something, you gotta move on, you don't want to end up like Chris-chan with sonic
>>739278390The trilogy did a lot things amazingly well, but the overcomercracialization and dumbing down started there, especially the third movie.
I'll pass Vavra is washed
>>739278613vavra was never good
>>739278390the orc interactions were funny but lets not pretend everything else in the game wasn't total dogshit ubislop
>>739278538It'll certainly have better diversity and faggotry.
>>739277558If BG3 is so great, then let me ask:Can I go to Baldur's Gate without progressing the main story?
Tolkien really got a lot of use out of the word faggot
>>739278679what exactly does Baldur's Gate mean to you as a destination?
>>739278770don't we all
>>739278613Vavra is making a Kingdom Cum movie so he is not making the LOTR game, but that would mean an even more subservient Blackrock token will take over probably.
>>739278679Never played BG3 but it's not an open world game I think.
>>739268960Hope I can play as a (((dwarf))) and reclaim the mines of Moria that were promised to my people 3000 years ago.
>>739277963>The first game had terrible gameplay as well.The first game had kind of fucked up combat with the forced lock on and master strikes. Everything else was great. Gameplay doesn't just mean combat.
>>739278647Well I can't think beyond culture war retardation
>>739278578Oh really?Coming from The guy who cries about a game he hasn't played
>>739270291it was a pretty sick horncallhe looked like he was having the time of his life too
>>739279269Merchant/Bartering gameplay was ass, Progression systems were ass, Soiled system was ass, Sleeping systems were ass.
>>739279330>super mario isn't a jumping game, if the player presses the jump button that's on them
>>739278865A city that I should be able to travel to without advancing the main quest.
>>739273027you probably felt so clever typing this
>>739268960Not me.
>>739279330>i wont find a new game, i am the bridge troll to this series and i will die under it!!Okay lol
>>739279535but why?
>>739271108>Tolkien sticking it to the nazis because they were cringecels and enemies of his home countrymeanwhile, his glowing remarks about dwarves which he directly and explicitly based on the jews in the hobbit>There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don’t expect too much.
>>739278679>>739279535You can't do that in BG1 either.
>>739278390Shadow of:>takes place during an era that's not focused on>Generally matches artstyle with the movies>Pull on classical ring lore>Orcs are awesome>Lore rape is done but the Worst bits are bringing in lore names to be the Nazgul and making Shelob a maiar, both of which still use that old established lore in new waysRings of power>Completely redo Sauron's whole deal and the ring making>Have Sauron job to orcs>Have orcs be misunderstood guys with wives and families>Generally just fuck with everything in a disrespectful manner
>>739279517All of what you said is wrong, and the fact that you're complaining about the sleep system outs you as a shitter.
>>739268960>When the Haradrim tells you how much better his country is than Gondor
>>739279528false equivalenceDo you also become gay in Skyrim and Fallout because the game lets you>>739279592Yeah you are doing that
>>739279635Because it's a city that I should be able to go to without progressing the main quest>>739279841Then that's bad, too.
>>739279891>Have Sauron job to orcs>Have orcs be misunderstood guys with wives and familiesKek, this really happens?
>>739279942Even Oblivion had a better sleep system than KCD, there's no way you can defend the Bartering and Economy, that was one of the main mods people did to try and fix the game
>>739280061There's no pics of hin getting stabbed with his own crown, but here, have the orc family
>>739279971why does every game need to have full accessibility to every zone without progression?
>>739280061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPkajfKv9-A
>>739279960I'm in a LotR's thread Farquaad, but you are in a KCD thread, we are not the same.
>>739280167Because I want to go there.
>>739269053I don't think this game should have romance, like at all.Make me some chad elf in the First Age that crossed the Grinding Ice and left his Vanyar waifu behind in Valinor and let me ride around courting release to the Halls of Mandos as I smite the foul, misbegotten creatures of Morgoth, the Dark Enemy of the World.
>>739280230not every game is an open world game, open world is not a prerequisite to an rpg
>>739278390>It's funny that what was previously considered lore rape doesn't look so bad now.nigger WHATIt's one of the most ridiculous lore desecrations ever
>>739280368If they don't allow me, theb they're bad ganes.Simple as.
>>739268960Not me, I boycott jewish made games.
>>739268960I'm going to suck Gimli's fat dwarven cock.Just like Vavra wants me to.
>>739270291Do we know who he was? I heard that the Witch King actor was a tall librarian in New Zealand.
>>739280205You are in lotr thread crying about KCD and some imaginary guy
>>739280462how does that make any sense?
>>739268960I have zero faith in the KC devs after 2, and zero faith in modern LOTR. Will give it a proper shot when it's out.
>>739280649>crying about KCD When did I do this?I told an anon about you, not about KCD
>>739269053They're certainly not going to be less gay than the last thing they've made.
>>739280102>Even Oblivion had a better sleep system than KCDAnd now I stop taking you seriously all together.
>>739272201>like he wouldn’t despise them for that?Uhm, Genghis Khan, don't you realize that the city you are razing does not appreciate that? Hmmm???? You fucking retard. They are here to conquer, not to get asspats from the people they want to destroy.
Israel, I'd guess. I wonder how much shekelberg propaganda will be in this game? I assume Vavra's jew blood only gets stronger with each game release so it must be worse than KCD2.
>>739281116>Even Oblivion had a better sleep system than KCD>And now I stop taking you seriously all together.Yeah, because you can't deny it
>>739268960*whose
Shocking.
>>739281890I wonder if he's just a general retard who got one-shot by a fake DNA test.I bet he has just slightly below the threshold you need for an Israeli citizenship.
>>739268960there will be so many niggers it'll make rangz of power look like a joke. pass
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>>739268960I can't wait to break Gimli's crust.
>>739271108>old war vet didn't like the group that his country fought in the warEveryone knows this. Everyone who knows Tolkien is not surprised. Everyone who knows him also knows that he'd vomit if he saw the true color of kikes that we see nowadays thanks to information dissemination from the internet and how far gone modern culture is.
Will it feature us fighting against the wh*toid hordes of Harad and east?
>>739283528WUZ
>>739268960Can't wait for Numenorans to get BLACKED
>>739271108all the dwarfs are jew coded and they are based. All the elves are prancy little faggots and annoying as hell.
>>739284146When Dwarves and Elves made first contact the Elves didn't recognize them as living beings and killed them for fun
>>739269339no matter what the devs do to their games, modders get the last laugh
>>739272587>trannies never have a retort to the mention of the devs going back on their word about Henry being a white heterosexual christianIt's nice of you to keep BTFOing them, but I don't envy you in how often it has to be done given their tactics.
>>739275673We're trying to tell you something, retard. Maybe if you stopped trying to fall back on your postWW2 programming - you'd see something useful.
>>739277442>retarded /pol/acks
>>739268960>AIHorseZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>739277689I'm sorry to hear you're retarded.
>>739280102come one dwag
LOTR game will buck break /v/ much worse than KCD 2
>>739271108>An entire people can be labelled as "gifted">Implying other peoples aren't necessarily "gifted">They could be the opposite of "gifted"basedi should read the lotr books one of these days
>>73927509390% of humans are not good humans, and will succumb to greed pretty easily. "The people are retarded" is completely true, democracy does not work. Most of you are not my equals, you deserve to be in another caste.
>>739285414getting indians to watch twitter videos is easy, getting westerners (the only demographic with money) to buy full price videogames is harder
>>739284146>>739279681>x is actually just yWow, that's some deep literary interpretation here faggot.
>>739285414>/v/ called something shit>broken Based youtube thumbnail chad.
>>739285645Nice cope bruh >getting westerners (the only demographic with money) to buy full price videogames is harderKCD2 sold 5 million copies within a year
>>739286283500,000 sold, 4.5 million given away for free with nvidia cards
>>739286408
vavra personally defended henry's canon heterosexuality on the internet during the kcd1 press cycle. changing that was a conscious faggot design choice, anyone trying to frame the henry gayness in any other light is a disingenuous fag or worse yet a kike. vavra is a fat jew.
>>739286653>vavra this vavra that IDCmost people and i only care if the game is good and it is good
>>739286786I don't believe you're arguing in good faith, but do what you will. There are plenty of good games, I don't care to support a fat hypocritical jew.
>>739286840It's a KCD related thread most people are not arguing in good faith most people haven't even played KCD1 or 2 they just want to talk about culture war shit
>>739286786Eh, it's got shit I really didn't want in it. I'll still get it, just in the discount bin rather than day one. If you get their LOTR shit day one, let us know how it is.
>>739268960That's cool but what's a Kingdom come adventure? Like what is it any bets or leaks
>>739286954only literal cattle gets stuff on day one Wait chads get all the content, bug fix , better performance and better balance
bump
>>739282325>there will be so many niggers it'll make rangz of power look like a joke. passThey'll pretend to be based (like Vavra did with KCD2), the marketing won't show any of the woke content and shills will say you have nothing to complain about.The woke content will also appear way past the 2 hour refund period.
It will be kino Screenshot this
>>739269053All the Dwarf x Elf you can imagine.
>>739268960Sounds awesome, excited to see how it'll be
>>739272587They didn't change anything and you're gay. Henry is whatever player choose him to be. He doesn't have a defined sexuality. And Hans didn't change from straight to gay. He is still mostly straight and talks about fucking women even if you decide to go the gay route.
>>739285414I want them to make the actor who played Hans the main character just so I can enjoy the seething on /v/
>>73928564580 percent of copies were sold in the west. The rest was China, Japan and Korea.
>>739286653>vavra personally defended henry's canon heterosexuality on the internet during the kcd1 press cycle.Surely when it's on the internet you'll be able to provide evidence. Oh wait, you can't, because you're fullnof shit.
>>739268960This ain't coming out till 2032 if it even comes out at all. So yeah I'm super excited.
>>739286653The truth is that Vavra sold his studio to a bunch of fags (Embracer) and his dumb boomer ego doesn't let him admit that he's not in charge anymore, so he's doubling down instead.
>>739292412He probably means this.
>>739288557>marketing won't show any of the woke contentYou retards literally demand trigger warnings. No one even knows what you decide is "woke content". >oh no, a muslim npc said he thinks islam is better than christianity, that's so woke>noo, I have to save innocent people on my side from pogrom. Why don't I have an option to join the pogrom? Do you realize how retardDo you realize how retarded you sound to regular people?
>>739292531Vavra personally logs on a corporate account and responds to people in youtube comments. Why hire community managers? Vavra can do it all. He works 24 hours a day. That's why he had the heart attack.
>>739269292Poor logic. The fact it's even an option means he swings both ways, you are only given the option to act on it.
>>739292714Vavra does a bunch of retarded shit.
>>739268960This will be feminist as fuck.
>>739268960sounds boring
