>one of the biggest media franchise in the world>created by one of the most beloved studios>out in a week>nobody gives a shitwhat happened?
Announcing it for Switch in a Nintendo direct and then delaying it told me everything I needed to know about them and this game. Enjoy your performance issues.
Can't wait for Bond's model to be ripped for gay porn.
>>739280564It's Nu-Bond, the one who respects women and minorities. They Kratos'd that nigga.
I give a shit, cause I like those new Hitman games, and this is ostensibly more Hitman.Probably not paying full price for it though.
uncslop the game
>>739280564Nightfire already exists
I will 90% play it, but I have too much other shit to play right now. I'm going to wait to see if they go live service like nu Hitman, or if the replayable content is well developed or bare bones.
The normal fags at work have been talking about it so it might do ok
>Fakin' cam on 'en!
>>739280794Having Bond be slightly foul is literally the point. He's cold. He's a coldblooded killer, and he's cold with women.He's not supposed to be a role-model, as they say. He's a guy you like because you know he's kind of bad.
I'm cautiously optimistic because I like nuHitman, but I need to see more before I decide if it's worth my time. I don't pretend to give a shit about Bond so I'm not particularly outraged about his womanising being removed
>>739280564They, being mostly the bond people said that it was being made for audiences not for me. Will give it a shot once it's out.
There's only one Bond...and there's only ever gonna be one Bond
Bond (He/They). James Bond (Body Type A).
>>739280564Bond can't work anymore. He's not allowed to be a man, and no one believes in his cause.
>>739281067Daniel Craig was peak, they will never top it
>>739280942to be fair the combat in nu-hitman is nothing to write home about
If they made a Bond game that was cool where you played as Connery and slapped bitches around, then I'd care but they didn't and it's going to be the typical boring modern day faggy DEI shit, so I don't care outside of saying that I don't care about it. Thanks for asking and reading.
>>739280942We don't fucking talk like that I'm so sick of this shit
>>739280564the gameplay they showed looked comically bad. and i'm a huge nuHitman fan. what a waste of time and money
>>739281067They should have kept video game bond as brosnan
>>739281067
James Bond just isn't very culturally relevant anymore. This game is like 20 years too late.
>>739281270>this meme originated from /b/ >back in 2013>13 years ago
>>739280564I didn't bother with 007 no time to die either, modern bond has been destroyed over the same shit that's been ruining every piece of media. I don't want a 'new' interpretation of bond, it's the same shit everyone's doing for everything, it's not new, or fresh, or unique. I don't like all the race swapping either, it's an English brand, keep it English, white people leads. I'm not white and I'm tired of all this shit. I'll stick with older bond entries, both for games and films.
>>739280564All james bond games barring golden eye are extremly mediocre
>>739280564nobody thinks bongland is cool anymore for obvious reasons
>>739281347BondBurger-sama...
Looks like one of those shitty Uncharted games
>>739281169hitman is about sneaking/social stealth, combat is not the focus.
>>739281754one of those shitty Uncharted games implying theres more than 1 shitty Uncharted clones.
>>739281067>last pierce entry was a game and better than his final film
>>739281270bond burger?
>>739281619>from /b/>2013https://archived.moe/fit/thread/13726973/Stop getting your info from KYM.
>>739280564Soi Boi James Bond. No thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1MVKPffTrkShit is full of slowdowns, can people just aim nowadays and take cover
>>739281231Oi lads pipsqueak's feelin 'is oats ittinhe?
>>739281794Retard
>>739281067Yes but that's not him
>>739282181turn on your monitor
>>739280564I'm 35, and I'll say the same thing I said about that retarded Indiana Jones game, nobody gives a shit.....I'm fucking old and aged out, and this shit still doesn't appeal to me.
>>739280942The good ol' 'thugs politely wait their turn' fighting engine routine. It's not like this is terrible. I just wish there was a little more creativity present when multiple enemies are in the same area together. Enemies should coordinate more to team up against Bond instead of suspiciously looking like they are just waiting in global cuing system. I also want to add that Bond needs some gun-fu. But this might be before he has earned his license to kill.
>>739281840This game was so fucking good bro, all I wanted was a good Bond game after Goldeneye. It took a while, but the wait was worth it.
>>739280942Looks a bit janky but a million times better than any of Hitman's attempts at hand to hand/close quarters combat before.
>>739281169That's the problem: giving the James Bond license to a studio that doesn't do real combat. I get that he's a spy but nobody watches Bond to blend into the environment and make dead drops; he's an explosive killer. He's most famous for introducing himself without an alias.
This looks absolutely horrendous, it's just Uncharted but might be even worse.
Goldeneye fucking sucks. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is stuck in the past with the boys crowding around their CRT with their pizza grease soaked hands staining the N64 controllers.I miss it
Press X to bond, the game.
>>739282253Honestly, I haven't played either but Indiana Jones looks like a masterpiece compared to this, it's literally just Uncharted like 20 years late.
>it's another AAA game about "stealth" taking down a bunch of guards staring into the distance from behind
>>739282489Sure, either way they're dead boomer properties that fall handily in the "Idk, my dad made me watch it as a kid, I guess it was alright" category
why is he so young, is he supposed to be Tom Holland or some shit
>>739280942>Batman, but literally a million times slower.
>>739281270OOHHHH. Pierce quarter-poundHER. That's clever.
>>739282324this is apparently because the lead combat designer for 007 is adam vincent, who also handled the arkham games
>>739280564Nobody cares because the protagonist isn't based on the current 007 actor, and nobody cares about modern movies because they're garbage.
>>739281426Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and James Bond are the 3 boomer franchises that companies cannot let go for some reason.
Roblox
>>739281067Now that's a real Bond
>>739280564
>>739281231Feckin bloody right, ol' sport. You tell 'em.
>>739283129Because they're more genres in their own right, than they are just movie franchises, and those particular genres are evergreen.Star Wars epitomises space adventuring, Indiana Jones epitomises early 20th century globe-trotting adventuring, and James Bond epitomisies super-spy fantasies.In theory, they can and will always be relevant, as long as they keep putting out new entries that are good (this is the part where they have been struggling)You can make an Indiana Jones game that isn't technically Indiana Jones and have it be popular. That's what Uncharted is. You can make a Bond that isn't Bond. That's Metal Gear Solid. The idea of the thing is always popular.
>>739280564>what happened?Brosnan being the last good Bond
Connery > Brosnan > Lazenby > Moore > Dalton > Craig
Bussy. James Bussy.
>>739282542I don't know how people can stomach AAA stealth sections, it's all the same boring shit every time. Hide in knee high bushesWalk up behind enemies who have 0 peripheral vision and are basically deafInsta-kill them with a takedownHiding bodies may or may not be a thing, but enemies discovering bodies is not a major problem anywayBonus points if you have to do these sections with some side-character no one gives a fuck about
>>739280564>>nobody gives a shit>what happened?Shitman devs
>>739283567>Because they're more genres in their own right, than they are just movie franchises, and those particular genres are evergreen.>Star Wars epitomises space adventuring, Indiana Jones epitomises early 20th century globe-trotting adventuring, and James Bond epitomisies super-spy fantasies.>In theory, they can and will always be relevant, as long as they keep putting out new entries that are good (this is the part where they have been struggling)>You can make an Indiana Jones game that isn't technically Indiana Jones and have it be popular. That's what Uncharted is. You can make a Bond that isn't Bond. That's Metal Gear Solid. The idea of the thing is always popular.Solid Snake isn't James Bond. One is a military science fiction thriller with themes of infiltration and some espionage. The other is a pulp international spy thriller. They are two different sub genres, even though Hideo did borrow some elements from James Bond, and was never ashamed to admit it. Indiana Jones was inspired by classic 'archaeologist adventure' serials and pulp. Indiana Jones is a a straight archetype of that kind of character. Even though, yet again, Both Steven Spielberg and George Lucas admitted that they did take a few elements from James Bond. Sean Connery played Henry Jones father. They all fall into different sub categories.
This is an accurate representation of Bongistan.
>>739280564>one of the most beloved studiosLet's not get ahead of ourselves, IO managed to accidentally create a few good levels in their nuHitman trilogy.
>>739285272>James Bond and a bunch of niggersahahaha
>>739280942Sad. The older, more cartoony Bond would've been perfect for Arkham combat because that type had a million gadgets to use. NuBond is nothing but just the counter prompts but slower.
>>739280564we can make bond a womanizer again as long as she's a woman in the next entryno straight men like seeing heterosexuality in fiction, it's a sign of gayness
>>739280564That twerp isn't Bond
>>739280564I'll be playing it at a delayed pace because I'm currently working through IOI's entire catalog right now. Entire Hitman series was on my backlog.Which will include Absolution so i guess I'll have a grasp on what i might be comparing it too.I finished C47, 2 Silent Assassin and I'm currently playing HM contracts. On the Lee Hong Assassination mission as we speak. Then I'll be doing Blood Money afterwards then all the new games. I'm excited for it because of this IOI marathon I've been doing. I'd have finished these much faster if i wasn't SA ranking all of them with 0 enemy kills.
>>739285632Well entire with the exception of no Freedom Fighters i suppose.
>>739280564>iO went Epig>iO nearly go broke>iO has like fifty goddamn versions of NuMan>This will have fifty goddamn versions more than likely to try to recoup costs and keep them alive after Square broke it off with themMany things. But going Epig is what killed them for me.>>739280669BASED. Rip out Mads from NuMan 3 we have a Casino Royal.
>>739280564im gonna pirate this so hard lmao
>>739282324Well, yeah: Not exactly a HIGH BAR to clear...
>>739280564Because the game is explicitly marketed at indians. Why should I care? You want multiculti britain, you get the multiculti audience (none).
>>739283306They could've just gone with "he's a 1950's misogynist character for a male writer that thought being a raging misogynist was cool" and saved a lot of words. They'd technically be right, but I doubt most Bond fans care.Like, I like James Bond. But I can agree the character is a relic. Even the "reboot" (so to speak) Bond with Craig's era still had elements of Flemming's raging male misogynist Bond in him.He can't be John Wick in terms of "license to kill" but at the same time, the whole "wow, Bond fucks a lot of women" is a male power fantasy. It's not going to stand up to "modern times" too well.
>>739283306>>739285961Gayest thing I've read on here all week.
>>739285961>fucking a lot of women makes you a misogynistDoes that mean that nearly all women nowadays are misandrists? I don't even know why am I asking, they said so themselves because hating men is politically correct.
>>739285227>even though Hideo did borrow some elements from James BondBro, your MGS3? It's literally a Bond 1960's/From Russia with Love/Connery level spoof?
>>739286086>Pointing out one partThe fucking a lot of women isn't the Misorgy. It's making them the damsels that HAVE to throw themselves at Bond because OOHHHHH he's so smart! He's so sexy! WOW HE'S ABLE TO PROTECT ME!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME JAMES! and his attitude toward women (especially in the novels) that make him one.The movies soften it (bar the Blaxsploition one, which has it's own issues), but it's there.>>739286065Cry more, bitch nigga.
>>739280564>they still cant make a better Bond game than GoldeneyeRare truly was on a generational run in the 90s and its a god damn shame whats happened to them
>>739284459Dalton > Connery > Brosnan > Moore > Lazenby >>> Craig
>>739280564007 hasn't been big for a long time.
>>739280564>nobody gives a shitBond hasn't been legit good in 20 fucking years thats what happened
>>739280564>old bond is lame, that's why we're using the name
>>739280564>Could of been a set in the 60's or 80's with a based bond>Get modern audience twink "Bond" that doesn't dare talk down to women or put them in their placeThis shit's gay and made for fags, aka game "reviewers".
>>739286103in what way? other than the broadest strokes like being set in the period
>>739287231>old bond is lame, that's why we're using the nameEvery book must be re-written.They already made Daniel Graig bisexual canonically and gave him a cock-suck scene in another film.52:05https://youtu.be/6x5iroNwScU?t=3124
>>739285272>crew of smug niggers sending the last remaining white guy off to dieWasn't ready for this level of realism
>>739281840I'm still yet to play it
>always onlineEATSHIT
>>7392805640067
>>739282695its supposed to be a prequel-reboot of a sort, idk exactly>>739282919casino royale is pretty good doe
>>739289134are they seriously doing this shit again? not that i was going to touch this abortion, but come on
>>739289326yes. at the least i'm waiting for a peacock equivalent and model swaps for monkeypenny before i touch even a pirated version
>>739280564>baby James bond skin for hitman trying to appeal to zoomers.Whoever thought of that deserves the most brutal death
James Bond doesn't work anymore. The original idea of him fighting soviet villain of the week doesn't work in a post-communist world where all of the villains are the same oligarchs Mi6 worked so hard to support. In many ways, James Bond is the bad guy. All he did was continue the British government, which most British MPs don't even want. King William will literally rule from Ottowa because Canada isn't a broken shithole. When we leave and Scotland is an independent country, I hope the government just burns this garbage in bonfires.
>>739289502hopefully wales leaves too, no more sheepshaggers
>>739286198You're better than this whole lot, Anon
>>739283306>games journalist has a shit take that no one agrees with>hear me outNo. I will not hear you out because spy media is cool.
>>739283306>Hear me out>I am a retarded faggot nigger with AIDS too retarded for a modern video game, and can't handle failure or a character who isn't oneWhy didn't he get euthanized in Canada yet?Now hear ME out>James bond video game should be an RPG
I'm ready bitches
>>739291659We already had Alpha Protocol
>>739291659>James bond video game should be an RPGI gotchu senpai
>>739291782I wish we had another one.>>739291785Now imagine, Alpha Protocol, but with good gameplayHaving recently replayed Alpha Protocol the gameplay itself was so bad I genuinely believe the game would've been better off as a visual novel
>>739280564People DO give a shit, it's just that there isn't anything to say until it comes out and retards on here will just bitch about it being "hurr durr le woke" because moneypenny looks like the daniel craig moneypenny and not the sean connery moneypenny
>>739291923Brother, just play the game on Easy mode, nobody should play Alpha Protocol for the gameplay lmao
>>739292097I played stealth+pistol which is the easy mode build that's the least painful.
>>739292014In a sense it's kind of funny to watch chuds pretend like they didn't make Bond films after the 60s and be suddenly performatively outraged at this "woke new direction"
>>739280564this game is for normies not people who like hitmannormies don't know or care about anything that hasn't had 500m+ of marketing spent on it
>everyone saying it's hitman>look at gameplay>looks like a lower budget Uncharted 4 with extra gizmosWhat hitman did everyone played?
>>739283306the gay journalists have already turned on this game. io is gonna come crawling back to hitman fans in no time
>>739280564james bond was created by a writer, not a studio, retard
>>739292356If I say Hitman it's hitman you amateur prick
>>739291768>all that and a 7500FAlright nigger where did you steal that 5090 from
The whole HITMAN pricing and steam page is an outright scam.I bought Hitman1, then I bought Hitman2, now I'm supposed to pay full price again for the same games just to get H3?They try to trick you into thinking Hitman3 is one sale while only the first part is on sale(H3 is never on sale since the release and still full price)They make the store page and what you are actually getting confusing on purpose.
>>739281270bonded with then ate
>>739280564It’s woke pussyshit with Hitman gameplay.
>>739280564>>created by one of the most beloved studiosIOI are annoying faggots, pushing always online, fomo, live service mechanics in singleplayer game and even time gated dlcs all ON THEIR OWN. None of this was caused by their publisher. They are faggots, nuHitman having cool stuff does not change the fact that IOI are a cancerous devs
>>739287323>in what way?Not that anon. The whole Snake Eater intro music made me think it was a James Bond spoof as a child. MGS3 reminded me of 007 films for certain so I'll add a second voice to that observation. It might not be as heavy handed with wearing it's inspirations on it's sleeve as say No One Lives Forever was but it's not far off. Kojima is a film buff so it's hard hard to assume he was inspired by it. To the point of where people have claimed plagiarism at times but i have no idea if that's always accurate.
>>739281067>and there's only ever gonna be one BondGeorge Lazenby?
>>739280564Industry plant
>>739283306I hate male feminists more than anything else on the planet
It's going to be so funny when this game comes out and the "OMG BOND HITMAN" crowd realises its closer to Hitman absolution than any of the good games. They've confirmed its a linear generic action adventure game.
>>739280824It's Hitman turned into a scripted sōyny tier moviegame with dumbed down gameplay.
>>739280564>>739280715Aren't the new Bond books even worse? I saw some snippets where James monologues about the virtue of "diversity" and how the "Conservative MP" antagonist is a bigot.
>>739294168>It’s woke pussyshit with Hitman gameplay.the end.
>>739280564>love nuHitman>love BondProbably my most hyped game this year.
>>739280564Why play this nu-male trash when peak already esistshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Yv3rYspRo
>>739282695>>739289302>its supposed to be a prequel-reboot of a sortpretty much thisthat's why i might not play this one and just wait until we get a proper classic bond in the sequelsi honestly dont even like how he dressed here and acts like nathan drake-ish than bond
>>739285272I bet they're going to have James get rejected by Moneypenny just to SUBVERT our expectations
>>739296038>I bet they're going to have James get rejected by Moneypenny just to SUBVERT our expectationsQ is going to be fucking Money Penny.
>>739282253>>739282489The Indiana Jones game was actually pretty good.
>>739280564>what happened?Playing as a spineless teenager surrounded by marms and hens instead of the suave alcoholic borderline rapist secret agent that made 007 a big franchise in the first place.
>>739280942>still doing bamham sleeping dogs warnerbros combat in 2024>but they stopped developing it 1/3 in so it looks like the character is teleporting aroundfucking retards
>>739296356>We made a Kingsmen game but put James Bond in itthey're going to blame the license and it's going to be another decade before they make another one. I wonder what the "modern audience expectations" are going to be in '36
I don't know if it's Uncharted or Hitman but I'm going in blind with the expectations of hopefully a good Hitman adjacent.That's the only reason that could make ever want to play a Bond game. If it was stealth-action.Don't get too many of those games anymore in general outside of what IOI makes. Last release in a long time outside HM was the Styx games. First Light is the only release this year that i do care about aside from Styx Blades of Greed.Although it might me more aggressive stealth which is not always ideal. I'm trying to go in with as little bias as possible so i can make assessments of it's strengths with no preconceptions.
>>739280942looks good, except for the fact that it's one guy attacking at a time while the rest drinks tea>discombobluate
Instead of this slop, can we talk about the old games instead? I kind of want to replay Nightfire for the first time in a few decades.
>>739280564>classic 007: Moneypenny is thirsty for Bond always looking to have sex with him, he teases but doesn't do it and just keeps a playful tone>Nu 007: Bond is a simp dying to have sex with Moneypenny, she turns him down because Superhuman Secret Agent Man is simply not good enoughDanes are so fucking gay it's unreal.
>>739297551>I'm trying to go in with as little bias as possible so i can make assessments of it's strengths with no preconceptions.This can't be a real post by a /v/irgin
>>739280564>like Hitman>like Uncharted>but don't know a thing about 007I watched all the movies in anticipation for this and I'm excited now
>>739300148You're going to be so disappointed.
>>739300148Anon, I...
>>739280564IOI are fucking terrible at character art.
Should have made it classic bond set in the past not modern slop with cellphones and shit
>>739280942this is silly in most videogames but its exactly how fights go in bond movies so i cant even be that mad about it here
>>739302674Why the fuck am I not infilitrating an tropical island base filled with mooks in 60s' clothing. How could they drop the ball this hard
>>739302674If they put a hot girl in a bikini, they'd get cancelled by twitter troons.
>>739280564They didn't commit to a style.I was excited at the idea of another PS3 era Uncharted like game for a change, but then they started showing more gameplay and it has Hitman gunplay and a lot of Hitman levels, and I'm not a fan of Hitman.I also assume any big Hitman fan looks at the Uncharted setpieces and the Uncharted melee combat and think "the fuck is this gay shit, I'm out"It'll sell on the 007 name, but game design wise they should have picked a lane.
Peirce Brosnan still my favorite as the one I grew up with, he is so effortlessly charming and the fact that he appreciates big women makes him even more based
>>739280945He's not been depicted that way for a long time, if anything he keeps his distance because of his dead wife or whatever. Modern Bond is desirable to ladies but treats them with respect
>no denuvoBe it good or bad, either way it's free so i'll try it and i'll make my own judgement.
>>739280945The only time Bond has been played accurately is by Dalton, who was a coldblooded sociopath in the role.
What even is the game supposed to be like? It's by the Hitman team right? So is it like sort of an immersive sim like Hitman is?
>>739280794Where did this "James Bond is misogynist" thing start, anyway? Not even Connery Bond was misogynist. >nyeh but he hit womenHe hit villain women. He was a total simp towards women who were good guys.
>>739280794Why not just make him the Daniel Craig Bond if he's going to be that much of a faggot?
>>739280942I like the contextual animations. What's this footage from?
>>739280564I think the big reveal of the game will be that he is bi
>USA>Head of FBI is a jeet>drunk>gooner>scams government for a paycheck Art imitating life
>>739299779I don't watch extended game footage prior to game releases outside of small snippets of say like 2 minutes.
>>739280564I’ve slowly just started hating every single western studio
>>739280564007 is a boomer franchise. We like John Wick, not this Bond boomer shit.
>>739305423desu that part of him feels unnecessary with how Bond stories have been like forever now. There's never any moral grey zones he has to navigate because his villains are all irredeemably evil, and Bond's MI6 aren't shown to do any heinous stuff like real three letter agencies do iirc.Even Brosnan-Bond, who cuts swathes of destruction throughout populated areas (how did he get away with the tank stunt), is never shown to actually kill innocent bystanders. This is probably how it has to be to keep Bond likeable, considering he's actually a glowie.
