>New Yoshi game released>Not heard a single fucking thing about it here or anywhere online>But theres plenty of switch 2 sales threadswhy dont switch 2 games ACTUALLY get talked about?
>>739346026Everyone's too busy playing
>>739346121who? toddlers? They are playing roblox
>>739346121>”everyone’s too busy playing them”>when software sales for switch 2 games have cratered across the boardEven your cope is an outright lie
>>739346231tendie shitch poo fags cant handle the fact that nobody wants to play their games. They will talk about sales of the shitch poo all day but REFUSE to talk about or even PLAY a shitch poo game
shitch poo has no games
>>739346121Or nobody's not interested in playing the same game again
>>739346026Nobody actually plays Nintendo games because they aren't fun
>>739346026It's pretty good so far, sort of like Pokemon Snap crossed with Toki Tori 2. Should have taken more influence from the latter. Like being more focused on observation, rather than explaining every interaction to the player. Then incorporating what you learn into actual puzzles rather than leaving levels so open ended.
>>739346026Not much interest. They spent the first months telling kids and families to fuck off and expect games for younger gamers to sell? I like my switch but software wise it’s a mess.
realistically it's just not a very interesting game to talk about... it's a slow paced platformer aimed at a younger demographic and it isn't hugely different from other good feel yoshi games
>>739346026Waiting for Star Fox.
>>739346121It's a four-hour activity, the only game here is beating Bowser Jr. at the very end.
haha
$100 in Maple toonmuch for baby game.
It's $100 fucking dollars in Canada, before taxes.
switchchads don't need to artificially hype up every single game that releases because we are constantly getting a stream of new releases. nobody is going to pretend that yoshi is some 10/10 masterpiece just because its the only game that's been released in 5 years
>>739346026I beat the first world and one level of world 2. There’s a little bit of fun from problem solving. I bought it physical for $60 at Amazon, and honestly so far I think this is a $40 game at best. I’ll probably beat it and return it because you can usually return opened Amazon games. I think the objectives will get more complex the later I get.
>>739348612>its supposed to be bad
>>739348995>putting words into other people's mouthsLol were you saying the same about Marathon?
>>739346026How many shit baby tier Yoshi games have to bomb before Nintendo get the message. They've been making them since story on N64
>>739346026This is /v/. There is no possibility for genuine positive or negative discussion of nintendo games here.
>>739346026I've been playing it for the past few hours and I'm kind of enamored with it. One of the most creative and unique games I've played from a AAA publisher in a long time. For faggots saying it's lame because there's no way to die. Fuck you. It's a puzzle/adventure game, not an action game and that's fine. There are obtuse puzzles hidden away that are notably more difficult and toddlers would absolutely have no idea how to solve them.
>>739352357Yoshi games don't bomb
>>739352981I'm tempted to get it. The no death doesnt bother me as a lot of point n click games I love dont have death either. What are the puzzles like?
>>739346026This game is a test to see if you have a soul. Its a game about experimentation and discovery. Despite what faggots will make you believe, it doesn't hold your hand and spell out all the solutions for you. If you lack the discovery spark that this game taps into, then you have no soul. Plain and simple.
>>739353201They are extremely unique. The "puzzles" are discovering how the creatures interact with the world around you. Each new discovery gives you points. At first you'll discover a bunch on your own as you play around, but as you go for 100% there are specific discoveries that are obtuse and you're only given a vague defitinition of how to find them. It's not like a logic puzzle or something, it's a test of intuition and thinking outside the box. There really is nothing like it.
>>739346026It’s for babies anon
>>739353464Some of the puzzles and secrets are too hard for children and I'm being 100% serious
>>739346026It's for little children like the peach game, it's a whatever game that's overpriced to capitalize on the movie. Real game is Raiders and Rythm heaven releasing in July
>Some of the puzzles and secrets are too hard for children and I'm being 100% serious
>>739353645There is genuinely more meat to this game than the peach game. There's a reason it's reviewing better
>>739353689Here's a video of a retard who couldn't solve a puzzle and posted a false solution the puzzle because he didn't get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgAlDC1y4lE the real solution is in the comments. Find me a toddler who can solve this one, then we'll talk
>birthday themes>not a toddler game
>>739354006>dodging the point entirelyIt's a level with a bunch of songs that everyone can recognize. Now tell me what toddler can figure that one out you baiting faggot
>>739346026my wife's 5yo son is loving it, it's a ton of fun for me sitting in my cuck chair watching him play with my switch 2 that i bought with my money
>>739346026I don't want it. I wanted a real yoshi game.What do you want me to say? Diehard tendies keep telling everyone to not be so negative about the console.
>>739354453>tendiesImagine outing yourself so blatantly. The reviews are accurate. It's not yoshi's island 2, but it's far more interesting and creative than the boring ass yoshi games we've gotten over the past few decades.
I'm buying it this afternoon, why are you in such a rush to hear about it?
>>739346830>it isn't hugely different from other good feel yoshi gamesAbsolute fucking lie.
I'm not paying 70 for 90% toddler puzzlesand maybe 1 entertaining one every few levels if lucky.
>>739354601>but it's far more interesting and creative than the boring ass yoshi games we've gotten over the past few decades.That is meaningless to me. I wanted Yoshi's Island 2.>outing yourselfI'm not in anything to be outedI feel no shame in saying I have been disappointed in nintendo for a long time
>>739355206>I feel no shame in saying I have been disappointed in nintendo for a long timeSo you're basically just one of the usual faggots who's just here to whine about sour grapes. Fuck off. There's nothing wrong with a new and creative game using an existing IP
>>739346420>in playing the same game againYou faggots are genuinely just reading from a script. The game is far more creative and unique than anything else AAA developers have shit out in the last decade.
>>739346026>>739346152>Uuuuuuuh???? Why is no one talking about this game???????????? Tendies explain yourselves??????????>It's a game for toddlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Most mentally stable Snoy
>>739355291>There's nothing wrong with a new and creative game using an existing IPThere is if it's shit.>Fuck off.Make me if you think you can.I'm allowed to complain every now and again no matter whether you like it or not.
>>739346026>But theres plenty of switch 2 sales threadsNo, niggy. Circana and Famitsu threads aren't "Switch 2 sales threads" just because PS5 bombed.
>>739355524>There is if it's shitHow is it shit? Have you played it? The game is reviewing well. Many people who are playing it are enjoying it. The only people are whining are just pissbabies like you who want it to be a completely different genre. That's not a valid complaint about the game itself.
>>739355573>How is it shit?Too much baby bullshit where you can't even die.>Have you played it?No and I won't.>The game is reviewing well. Many people who are playing it are enjoying it.That's not my problem, nor is it any of my concern.>The only people are whining are just pissbabies like you who want it to be a completely different genre.Actually I just want a good yoshi game for once in 20 years.>That's not a valid complaint about the game itself.Correct, the shit you're pretending I'm saying is not a valid complaint. Really though, your hurt feelings aren't any of my concern either though.
>>739346026It's for babies lol most of /v/ is too old for this. Real games like Raiders. Pokopia. Air Riders or Bananza actually got discussed for a little while
>OHHHHHH WOOOOOOW THIS BABY TODDLER PUZZLE GAME SURE IS TOUGH>HAAAAPPPYYYYYY BIIIRRRTTHDAYYY TOOOO YOOOOUUUUUUU
>>739346026Its not even sloppy yoshi island game like nu island, its just a shitty puzzle game for toddlers
>>739355708>you can't even die.Not being able to die is a good thing in a puzzle game, retard. It's not an action game so a lack of death is fine. Good lord you're such an insufferable faggot. What a retarded criticism
>>739355795>still can't explain how a toddler could solve the puzzle because he's too retarded to understand it himself
>>739355807Thanks for your input. It's still shit.Hopefully someday we'll see a good yoshi game again, I might actually buy a nintendo console again for the first time in about a decade.
Going to play next month.Keep seething microjeets.
>>739355807>WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DIE IN THIS PUZZLE GAME????>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT GAME SHIT GAME AIIIIEEEE HELP ME NINTENDO
>>739355917>wahhh it's shit even though my argument is trash waaahScreaming "it's shit" doesn't make your arguments any stronger, faggot
>>739354601>Imagine outing yourself so blatantly. No one uses ass here>The reviews are accurate. And i don't care>It's not yoshi's island 2, but it's far more interesting and creative than the boring ass yoshi games we've gotten over the past few decades.I am not interested, its not interesting and you are not selling me some shitty puzzle game for toddlers.
>>739355938Death is utterly meaningless in portal because of the generous checkpoints. They essentially dont exist because valve knows no one likes redoing a puzzle once youve already solved it. genuinely a terrible example
>>739355980>No one uses ass hereI'll say what I want nigger. At least I'm not a hivemind faggot who doesnt know how to form my own opinions
>>739355291>whining about whiningSo who asked you?>sour grapes I am not interested in modern nintendo games, imagine that, i bet you can't.
>>739356053There is nothing wrong about pointing out how much of a pissbaby someone is being. The world is far too full of faggot who vehmotely hate things they'll won't even give a fair shake to
>>739355573>How shit tastes like shit? Have you eaten it? >The game is reviewing well. Many people who are playing it are enjoying it. And why should i care?>The only people are whining are just pissbabies like you who want it to be a completely different genre. I want yoshi island 2.>That's not a valid complaint about the game itself.Yes it is, faggot
>>739355941I'm not arguing, however. Nor am I obligated to in any way.
>>739356152Why are you responding to everything I said to the other guy as if I said them to you? Genuinely what is wrong with you?
>>739356150Why should i care about what you feel or think?Like why are you entitled for someone to care about your thoughts and feelings?
>>739356174Lmao what lame ass backpaddle. You can tell me you don't care all you want, but you still came into this thread opinionated and utterly failed to properly back yourself up
>>739356181I am not touristy redditor and discord tranny like you.But you always feel free to go back.
>>739356223Nigger this is an online message board. People discuss shit and disagree all the time. If i think you're a whiny baby than im going to call you a whiny baby. What the fuck are you even arguing at this point?
>>739356231>lameCringe.>taking internet fights seriouslyLegit, literal retard.
>>739356249>gets called out for weird, ireggular behaivor>respond defensly and accuse muh reddit out of nowhereLmao get fucked
>>739346026Switch is shit console with shit games
>>739353689This image ruined all discussion of everything ever
>>739356294>taking internet fights seriously>says the faggot who claims to not care yet still responds defensively to every post
>>739356231>backpaddleI think you mean backpedal. And no, I never came into this thread to argue with you, so I haven't really backpedaled on anything. I am allowed to make my opinion known.It's shit. I won't play it. I want a real yoshi game for once. That's all there is to it. Your hostility won't change my mind.
>>739356319>zero self awarenessthe post>projection the post
>>739356360>>739356181This is 4chan, retard-kun
>>739356367>I didn't come into this thread to argue with youDid I ever say you did? I just called your opinions shit, explained why they're shit, and all you've done is say "um I just don't care". Coming into a thread with strong, shitty opinions and refusing to defend them is bitchmade behaivor, plain and simple. If you truly don't care and arent willing to discuss the game then just piss off already
>>739356360You are one who defends this shit game for toddlers, faggot
>>739346026you havent heard about it because you dont speak goo goo ga ga
>>739356370>>739356402>>739356464Holy fucking seethe. Imagine coming into a thread and autistically responding to every post in an argument chain.
>>739356451Whether I go now or later I'll still be waiting for an actual yoshi game and this one will still be shit.Call it whatever you want, you being so visibly upset is none of my concern. It is kind of amusing though I'll grant
>>739346026It's overpriced and aimed at a younger demographic than usual for even Nintendo. The game is also a short single-player platformer. Other Switch 2 games with more to talk about have gotten decent discussion on here. This isn't new to the console.
>>739346026Yoshi and the Mysterious Gook
>>739356556>claims to not care>still feels the need to respond to every post and get the last (you)You're not fooling anyone, anon
Im personally more interested in this yoshi game than in all that they have released since yoshi's island. I wouldnt pay full price for it though
>yoshi thread>instead of gay furry porn its just autists arguing over if the game is for babys or not
I wasn't aware people thought Yoshi's Island was difficult lol
>>739356451>I just called your opinions shit,>One one fucking cares or asked >explained why they're shitYour opinions are not explainations>and all you've done is say "um I just don't care". Coming into a thread with strong, shitty opinions and refusing to defend them is bitchmade behaivor, plain and simpleOnly actual, legit retards take internet fights seriouslyAnd no one owes you free fucks, entitled faggot >If you truly don't care and arent willing to discuss the game then just piss off alreadyNo i don't and no
>everyone calls the new yoshi game a baby game>the original literally had a baby screaming your ear constantly
>>739356554>no arguementsI do what i want, you have no say in that, faggot
>>739356730Why are you doing it again? This post wasnt directed at you, and you know it. Why are you responding to it as if you were the other anon?
>>739356767Nigga explain to me how anything I responded to there was an actual argument. You fucking abandoned your arguments 10 posts ago and resorted shit flinging
>>739356451You can replace yoshi island setting with mario, donkey or donut steel kong and nothing will change, its not yoshi island game at allImagine defending some shitty puzzle game, couldn't be me
>>739356641Its not yoshi island game, so its expected
>>739356823What does that have to do with my post at all? Did I ever claim it was a "true" yoshi game or some shit?
>>739356778Because this is 4chan, not a forum like reddit or discordFeel free to go back if you don't like it
>>739356623>You're not fooling anyone, anonNot fooling anyone about what? Are you implying there's some performative aspect to my posts where I actually like the game?And for the record, I do care that the game is shit. I just don't care that you're trying to offer judgement for my opinion, because your judgement is kind of worthless beyond the entertainment offered in each continual madpost.It is getting kinda old though, you're right. I'll leave you to having fun talking about your baby game's good reviews, I'll keep waiting for an actual yoshi game
>>739356914Anon, what you're doing is retarded even for 4chan
>>739356778Why are you trying to act like only one person is allowed to respond to you?
>>739356918Nigga I'm saying you are pretending you don't care when it's obvious you do. How fucking dense are you?
>>739356939>he is this newThis is normal 4chan behavior
>>739356942He is forumfag, its part of their autistic fagquette
>>739346026Because the newer Yoshi games are only for young kids.
>>739346026I'm busy playing Dragon Quest VII Reimagined because Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake and Fire Emblem Engage ( I wanted to play it before Fortune's Weave is released) took longer than I though to finish.This game is next on the list.
>>739356942There's a difference between responding to a post and acting like it's directed at you. For example, I asked the anon "if you truly care..." and you said "I don't care". Like nigga, I wasn't asking you
>>739356778You need to go back.
>>739346026I'm 40 years old. I remember playing Yoshi's Island for SNES when it was new, and how amazing that experience was. So when Yoshi's Story came out of the N64, I was of course super excited to play it. But it was such a baby game for babies, my disappointment was immeasurable. The Mysterious Book has the same baby feel as Yoshi Story. I will not be fooled again. When they make another game with substance to it, then maybe I'll have something to say about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zKV9G6dXagNINTENDO WON
Would have picked it up if it was 40 or something like that, way too expensive
>>739356993>>739357046>>739357142You faggots really can't tell the difference between "casually butting into a conversation" and "acting like a specific statement was made about you when it wasn't" can you?
if the game was cheaper id get it. the outlets that i trust are all gassing it up.
>>739357168Did you try Woolly World?
>>739357318It's definitely better than I was expecting. I'm liking it more than crafted world and new island at least. It's definitely not for everyone though and I understand being turned off the price.
>>739357396Seems like the same issue as Mario Tennis. Game is better than its predecessor, but just way too expensive for its own good.
>>739357186Damn this game looks so nice.
there hasn't been a good yoshi game since 1995. it's time to let go.
>>739357396At least maybe it's the final push Nintendo needed to stop pricing some games at 70 for no good reason
>>739357098so what did your son think about it?
>>739357418>>739357475I bit the bullet because Amazon was selling the physical for 60, so I know I'm kind of part of the problem, but I do hope the trend we're seeing of Nintendo charging cheaper for smaller budget games continues
>>739357497He asked me abour Yoshi' egg smell
>>739356737>a baby screaming your ear constantlywhich you'll find is a fundamentally adult experience
>>739357309No retard, you're new because you didn't just ignore the post if you didn't like how it was formatted, you decided to sperg about it.
>>739357552>You're a newfag if you respond to post you don't like>says the guy samefagging and responding multiple times to all the shit flinging
>>739357550Jokes on you, I'm almost a wizard.
This thread doesn't have nearly enough haha posting. Worst Yoshi thread in weeks
>>739357682Sorry anon, I played the game for a few hours and was kind of enamored by it and really want to discuss it with other anons. Unfortunately shit flinging was the only way to keep the thread alive...
>this is what yoshifags have become after two decades of not a single good gameGrim.
>>739357546i'm calling cps
>game is one of the most creative nintendo games in a while>faggots whine that it's not like a 30 year old gameNever let these retards tell you that Nintendo only rehashes ideas
Forced soul: the game
>>739358015Forced soul is a forced buzzword
>>739358065buzzword is just a buzzword
>>739358065You're a forced buzzword
>>739357863Literally why we get nonstop rehashes. People just want the same shit over and over, then they complain that it's not as good as the original. Then when they do try something original, they cry that it's not the same.
>>739357682This is the game yoshi thread, fagThe sex yoshi thread is here >>739313658
>>739346026isn't that game made for babies and autists?
>>739357863>>739358616>but it's le creativeDoesn't mean it's goodFrom my perspective, you slopguzzlers are the ones enabling them to be shit
>>739346026I do not care for Yoshi. Nor do I particularly care for Kirby, for that matter.If some Anon likes them that's great, more power to them I say.Not my jam personally though.
the game just doesnt look very good. they could just make a simple/easy yoshi game but make it 3d. like a spyro type game or super easy crash bandicoot or croc or banjo type of game where you just wander around and collect stuff.why in the fuck do they keep making these snes tier side scrollers? im old as fuck and grew up with a snes but even i dont want these ultra simplistic 3 hour 2d games anymore. and certainly not for this ludicrous price.
>>739359978>3D Yoshi>"Banjo-Kazooie"-styleNow that I might be interested in.
>>739355887Meds
