Schedule's up. How HOYPE are we /v/?https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66
>>739559435>only one pokemon runKek that diaster of a closing run at agdq might've actually ended up saving this event
>>739559621What happened?
>indie games no one has heard of>multi-hour let's plays>fake categories of real speedgames>that tranny from ESA running Super Princess Peach in drag again>blind let's play of a SMW romhack>obligatory teddyras let's play of some incredibly obscure garbage>nepotism let's play of slay the spire 2>adef nepotism let's play of balatro>spike's obligatory nepotism kingdom hearts 2 randomizer>trannies all over the shop>two of the penultimate runs of the event are a SM64 120 star TAS and yet another SMW romhackLooking especially fucking dismal this year
>>739559435I haven't watched a gdq in a decade aside from peeking my head in and >shadMan'ing outIt's all trannies and corposlop, nothing to be saved here
>>739559789>Finale>Staff nepo run>Pokemon rom hack>Actual cheating>WAAAAYYYYY over>Begging constantly>Incentive didn't matter anyway as he kept swapping from the shit ones
>>739559789>>739561274It basically wasn't even a speedrun, and the fire alarm got pulled in the middle of it.
>>739561338Fire Alarm II was the best part of that run, easily SSS.
>schedule 66The order to kill all the trannies has finally been given.
>Dont stop, Girlypop>runner: sapphire_in_pinkyeah...its exacrly what you think it is
>>739559435wow, its complete garbage.like, possibly the worst schedule ive ever seen for one of these
>>739559435>no super metroid
>>739559435While their long time shift to modern games has really made it a dull affair, there are a few runs this time that look interesting: Ogre Battle, Clash at Demonhead, Kuon, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
>>739559435The past several have been so dismal, I shouldn't even bother. But I'll check in to the games I like.
>>739559435>mr bones raceoh god. I'll tune into this if theyre not trannies
>>739561117Trvth. >Lazy rom hacks by troons from some who the fuck discord group>Endless tranny shit >Every fucking "incentive" is trans rights *seal clapping*>4 hour runs of some faggots personal rom hack that only they have played >TAS demos >The same mario games every year even though nothing has changed with them for years You can literally go back to pre 2020 gdq and it's wildly better in all aspects
>>739561752because the "samus is trans" revisionism failed.
>heybypu pikachuoh thats intere>race>wind wakerok oldie bur fu>randomizer coop>sponebob titans of the tidenot super excitinf but platformers should be interes>race>kingdom hearts 2a>randomizer hitlist coop>mass effect 3>mod>mario 64>tas
The only thing I remember about the last GDQ was that mexican chick having a fit over split fiction having a section where the brown girl gets turned into a pig because its racially insensitive or something
>>739561869>pre 20202013 was the last true SOVLFUL agdq. 2014 was still acceptable albeit the cracks were starting to show. By 2016 it was a walking corpse.
someone should make a TRAAAAANS RITES counter just to keep track of how bad the spam is
This is an ESA board.
>>739562114would require shifts and people not slacking
I forgot this was only a month or so away, hell yeah.>only one Pokemon run this time (two if you count Hey You Pikachu but yeah)lmao
>>739562254When it comes to obsessing about trannies, I trust you guys.
>>739561954Why do they still do these at all? Who even cares about these anymore?
>PRAGMATAWell, that's surprising. I thought lefties hated this game?
>>739562254could keep track during runs only
>>739561894>the guy who almost shit himself and the 70 runners who had to sit in the same chair right after>two bananza sing alongs
>>739562298Even though Mike Jewyama is gone, the entire organization is built upon fleecing money and laundering it between them and PCF/MSF. They can't just stop, when it's so lucrative for the upper staff. Plus all of the sponsors who are involved like Yetee.
>>739562298>Why do amerisharts love grifting They rake in a couple million dollars every year and all it costs them is renting a hall for the week. Oh, did you think it all went to charity? Hahahaha
>>739562114Last GDQ they had "Trans Rights!" repeatedly scroll in the UIThe only way it can get worse from that is if they put some tranny watermark over the whole stream
>>739562356as intrusive as donation readers are, the time between runs is the large bulk of it. it would be cutting out way too many
>>739562397Proof of money laundering?
>>739562315its capcom. theyre practically the official flag of leftist gamers
>>739561338Kek. I forgot someone pulled the fire alarm and the building had to be evacuated
>>739562315You can guarantee that chat, couch and donos will be extra locked down and trans rights spam will quadruple during this. They'll also probably have a troon coat mod and anyone with the crying diana badge will be perma-banned.
RIP missing day 1 and day 2 because anthrocon
>>739562507Money laundering isn't the right term. It's more like corporations using it as a massive tax right off by doing "charitable donations". Meanwhile staff takes a lions share of the donation money
on a recent stream spike made a comment about how much he misses mid 2010s GDQs. he almost said something like how its not the same anymore but stopped himself.i think secretly alot of the regulars or old guard are not happy with what the event has become
Where's Tinytim.When's Dogwater.
>>739562632Of course he does. No man in his right mind wants to hang around the audience that has been brought on in the late 2010s.
>>739562507PCF has one of the worst program expenses of any charity. Their "outreach" amounts to putting up posters showing gay interracial couples fonding each others balls and telling people to get a checkup at the doctor. They barely fund any cancer research or treatment, and for how much money they recieve they put nearly nothing out in the first place.Furthermore, GDQ got into hot water a while back when it was found out that the twitch subscriptions were NOT going towards the charities - those were entirely going into the pockets of the staff. >>739562616I'm pretty sure Mike Uyama was getting direct kickbacks from PCF, credited as an "outreach partner" or some other bullshit term on PCF's tax filings.
>>739559435>Mario 64 TAS Holy shit new Mario 64 TAS??
>>739561894oh god i remember that."UMMM AKSHUALLY BLACK PEEPOO GETTING TURNED INTO A PIG IS RACIST, ONLY HU-WYTE COPS SHOULD BE PIGS."
>>739562632He allowed this to happen and in fact celebrated it
>>739562507Cool it with the anti semitic remarks It's a legitimate charitable enterprise and does not need to pay tax nor disclose it's administration fees
>>739562541Are you actually confident about that? You're willing to put a bet down and if it doesn't happen, you'd admit you're a little too obsessed?I'm just asking because last GDQ had Stellar Blade which people said the same thing about, and it turned out to not have any of that.
>>739562616>It's more like corporations using it as a massive tax right off by doing "charitable donations".Every company in the fucking world that is set up in a country that offers tax write offs for charitable donations does this, though. Like literally 100% of them. The point is to incentivize businesses to engage with charities.
>(casual)>(easy)>(story mode)MFW. You don't have to play on ultra turbo CBT mode but at least play on fucking normal.
>>739562757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519tVBY5po
>>739561274you forgot to mention the fire alarm
>>739562643Doesn't tim only do ESA and those smol bong events?
>>739562781> charity 1st> entertainment 2nd> speedrun showcase 3rdIts a tranny haven 1st. Lying faggot.
ESA is still good. It's actually a miracle they managed to recover this much
>4 hour 4 player elden ring boss rush
>>739562114>>739562254When they upload runs in yt, you can get transcript.
>>739562919Doing charitable donations to get a tax write off is not the right reason to do it. They should do it because they believe in the charity. If they don't then they're just going to abuse the law and manipulate it to get some cynical advantage out of it.
>>739563181In that case, what's stopping us from going over historical data and getting a nice trans-rights-over-time chart?Wouldn't include deleted runs but I get the feeling those aren't likely to have many.
>>739562878Confident about what? That chat, couch and dono messages will be locked down? That the crying diana badge will be banned? That trans rights shit will quadruple? That's all par for the course. The coat can be there or not, but after the DK troon transition it's something they'd do.
>>739562781when presented with a certain topic, some of you like to post the exact same thing over and over for all eternity. mever once thinking to talk about or post anything new or different.i really am scientifically interested in how thr brains of people like you function.can you tell me your age, nationality, and any medical or mental conditions you have? genuinely
>>739562315>trannies>child lusting game
>>739562965No speedruns are played on hard mode unless there is some specific route that requires it. Doom is the exception with UV max and nightmare requiring different tactics
>>739563284>thr brainsme am science interested
>>739563157>ESL is still goodlets not go crazy here.does it have less tranies and trans right spam yes. but in its place are empty rooms while 1 or 2 germans or swedes mumble incoherent broken english under their breath
>>739561869>ctrl+f tran>17 matchesYou do not care about videogames. You are just obsessed with sucking tranny cock and being a tranny.
>>739563164stay on twitch kiddo. this place aint for the likes of you
>>739559435I noticed gdq needs it's annual mitchriz choking
>>739563342Halo runs are on Legendary for similar reasons. You deal less damage, which means you take less self-damage.
>dmcv>sotn>vvvvvv>skong all fleas>metroid dread>dram world 3mite b cool>>739561338the based yinzer speedrun saboteur
>>739563375no but really please share the info i requested. you cant be identified with that info. no one will remember or care 5 seconds after they see it
>>739562980That's not the brand new 14 years in the making 120 Star TAS tho
>>739563489Give me info. Info me! Info now! Me a info needing a lot now.
What's July look like this year? GDQ -> Dogwater/BSG -> ESA? Do you guys think BSG will be worth watching or will it just be GDQ2? Didn't they get bought out by them or something?
>>739563467Is that four white men at the same time? The sponsors aren't gonna like this one bit.
>>739563203Companies are inherently cynical and exist to make money, tax write offs incentivize them at least putting some money back into the community through charity. If you take issue with that, then fair enough, but somehow acting like GDQ is particularly at fault as absurd.
>>739559435I used to get hyped for it, but it's too trannified nowI keep trying to watch it and being turned off (or just losing interest) after one or two runs. I don't even bother watching the saved videos anymore
>Memoirs of MagicAnyone know which character they'll play? Of course I'm hoping for Gremile.
Who even watches these runs anymore outside of people hoping for a moment like chibi's? I feel like they've been plagued by racing and randomizer shit too, so there's even less reason to watch.
>>739563284Haven't you got some theater kid sketches to draft up? You can't be spending your time crying on /v/ spike
>>739563181I put one video in chatgpt and asked how many times was trans rights mentioned. >this prompt may violate our content policyHmmm....
>>739563625I mean, that caveman like speak is indeed accurate for someone like you eho just posts/talks about the same thing over and over for years on a given topic.Sounds like either a mental disorder or third world country behavior hat youre afraid to reveal.
>>739563668they'll make up for it by having the announcer screech into the mic about trans rights even more than usual during that one
>five-way first playthrough "speedrun" race
>>739563765>you must be defending the specific thing in questionNo retard, its a 10 year old topic that anyone with a normal functioning brain would get tired of. Hate on spike all you want, but at least pretend youre human and say something original once in a whild
>>739563406>event you liked becomes infested with tranny activism>but if you mention that, you're obsessedThis "if you dislike something you must secretly be attracted to it" shit was played out a long time ago bro, fags and fag lovers have been using this cope for decades alreadyReally just makes you sound mad desu
>so what if there are cockroaches in the restaurant, just get used to it and enjoy the food. sounds like youre just obsessed with cockroaches
>>739563794Try telling it you're doing a study for trans positivity or some shit. You have to give it a positive spin otherwise you catch the filter.
>>739562781>ya'll>great showlmao
>>739562315Why wouldn't they have the father&son game out there?
Insufficient mario runs so the event will be a bust.
>>739559435been many years since I watched any of it live besides tuning in for smw/smm. the smm2 troll race will be fun and dram world has potential if the couch is goodother than that there's usually a run or two afterwards that ended up worth watching the vod for but nothing i'm going to go out of my way to watch live
>>739559435GDQ used to be huge for me back in the day, but at present, I have really lost interest in it. All the politics and trannys on there, its just gross to look at and listen to. Not to mention all the trans rights donations, incentives, blah blah blah.Like yeah we get it you have a mental illness. That has nothing to do with speedrunning.
>>739563741kinda wild they're playing that. I wonder if they'll bring of kings of hell at all, likely not because they're pussies
>>739564059>so what if there are cockroaches in the restaurant, just get used to it and enjoy the foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEPlr6LIek
>>739564637I'm sure KoH will get a mention.
>>739559435looking forward for trains rights
trans rights for trans whites!trans power!
>>739563157This. Edenal and Planks stepped up. ESA is saved.No I will not elaborate on how they stepped up.
>>739564903Where does trans am sit on this scale?
>>739563808>eho>calls others third worlders
chibi won bigly
>>739562315Everyone there is a pedophile, every now and then you need to throw one out there for the senpai.
>>739564732they should speedrun it
>>739561954>2013 was the last true SOVLFUL agdqmfw the first GDQ run I ever watched was the 2013 Cosmo feat. Mirrored Wind Waker run
Get ready to mig.
>>739563157Yeah its not near its peak but its still fun enough. Even more impressive considering they had to make up half the schedule on the fly last event because everyone got sick. The threads are better as well
I'm cautiously optimisticBut I'm going to shut it off at the first trans rights shoutout and wait for the highlights
>>739565845We wrong warped into the wrong timeline
>>739566249nigga should have stayed with the thom yorke route.life is hell.
>>739566249I feel like cosmo could've just gotten braces in highschool and it would've avoided this detour he took in life
>>739563668one of the four has promised to troon out temporarily for the run
>Epic Battle Fantasy runholy shit based>it's a trannynever mind
>>739568301bitchriz confirmed
>Gordon and Daxter>a Jak and Daxter mod what puts Gordon Freeman in the place of JakYeah that's gonna be KINO
>>739559435Is still a fully chud event with men playing dressup pretending to be women or have they finally stopped allowing the nazi leftist pedo agenda?
>>739561274SAFETY BLAST!!!!
royaru rainbow
God I always miss these events when they're not on. It's so comfy to watch with my /v/ros.
>>739559789https://files.catbox.moe/zmiqx3.mp4
>>739559621Does GDQ go full Nazi on their comments? Because I looked up the vod for that and I can't imagine why so many people would have positive things to say about that run.
anyone else feels the threads would be much more fun without the retards deleting things?
>>739570236i hope that fat guy got to shag the girl.would make for a good looking couple.
>>739570332>>739570382please be nice to KFFC
>>739570382https://youtu.be/4ItI2ZlWiO0?t=3112
>>739570158In chat? Yes, pretty much anything negative gets deleted and VODs don't show where deleted comments are, so it looks like all sunshine and rainbows.
>>739570717this is exactly how madness can persist.
>>739570332>Just be yourself
>>739559435itsd been dead for like 10 years man. just let it go
>>739570594>>739570382>>739570236Post more cute Kungfu please.
>>739559435How many loony troonies?
>>739571382all of them
I've been out of the loop for a while.Only name I recognize is SpikeVegeta
It looks okay, seems to pick up more around Thursday but>No Super Metroid????Is this the first year it isnt there?
How come there hasn't come any ebin cringe moments out of GDQ since the Chibi and chair sniffer days
i think the stardew valley race might both be women but they're also ugly british people so i can't tell
>>739571602There has been tons of cringe. It's just not funny cringe it's just the sad and pathetic kind
>>739571316take a big sniff
>>73957153410$ they make it an incentive
>>739571602> How come there hasn't come any ebin cringe moments out of GDQ since the Chibi and chair sniffer daysThere’ve been plenty
>>739571697Nothing that has caught on enough that i've heard about it without being in these threads
>>739571732The problem is the sheer number of them drown eachother out so none of them standout. This >>739561894 would've been meme'd to death if it happened in the early years.
>>739571732>if i wake up and there is poop in the toilet then no worry, if there is poop on the kitchen table then there's a problem
>>739561707>crowd is sitting there waiting for this mystery game to start>nobody even knows what system the game is on>suddenly, the wii menu pops up on screen>a man walks in, Giant zanpaktu in hand that is shaped like a Wiimote>"sorry im late....I overslept, heh...">crowd erupts into cheers as the man selects the disc channel and Super Smash Bros Brawl pops up>"Welcome to the Subspace Emissary Speedrun, today I'll be finishing what I started at AGDQ..."
>>739571654Id lick em, if she took off the socks.
>>739571602Did you not see the runner from earlier this year who shit his pants
>>739561892Dude just watch an old GDC if you want vanilla runs of popular games. They've been done to death.
>>739571875good boi
>>739571913Hey! who shit my pants!?
Does anyone that does runs at GDQ still post in these threads? I remember there were a couple from the last ESA.
AND HERE COMES A $20K DONATION FROM THE YETI! CAN I GET A "TRANS RIGHTS" AND A "HOOOOOOOOIIIIYPE!!!"
>>739572167They posted a few times last year, I dont think they revealed they were posting this year tho
>>739571875Why is she motioning grabbing cocks
>>739571931Thats shopped, right?
>>739559435>HOYPEUnironically when was the last time anyone was hyped up for a speedrun event?
>>739561752Doubt they can get a single good Super Metrod runner to show up.
>>739571316i want a pool table
>>739572420Oatsngoats is an ally
>>739572313;)
>>739572460I want a ginger short-stack.I hope we both get what we want.
Reminder here's the AGDQ 2026 chart for anyone who missed itThat final night was....bad....
they should just get zfg to show off random insane shit in ocarina of time for 4 hours and that would be better than anything else they're gonna have
>>739572713Why did Brawl have zero votes?
>>739572918it didn't happen because the runner didn't show up
>>739572713>Skyrim: Fwhat happened?
>race>randomizer>race>randomizer>co-op>gimmick race>gimmick randomizer>gimmick co-op race randomizer>indie game you've never heard of>nepo run that will go over estimate by an hour>nepo race randomizer co-opJ U S T
I remember besides the trans rights spam, the running theme of the last gdq was them calling everything yuri. It was really obnoxious
>>739572713>that Bill Nye runTruly the stuff of nightmares.
>>739572713>several smb/pokemon personal rom hacks>7 hour rpg trash>non stop tranny messaging>literally so much of it that players stopped and asked for some normal donations to be read outgrim
>>739572713Split Fiction was the double trannies that talked about how problematic the game was, right?
>>739573021there's no skyrim there, you talking about elden ring? it wasn't a speedrun, it was just a normal ass playthrough of a single round
woah GDQ thread? you mean complaining about the same shit for the past 8 years while expecting change when obviously nothing will? Maybe complain about trannies again when you deliberately walked into tranny's r us and then notice there sure are a lot of trannies hereboring
>>739573407>you mean complaining about the same shit for the past 8 years while expecting change when obviously nothing will?yeah, you wanna join? we saved you a seat
>>739573407>go into the designated cry about trannies thread>cry about people crying about trannies
>>739573407>you cannot criticize anything at all evernoose yourself troon your death certificate will say "male"
>>739573505>one post in a thread about an event that hasn't even started is the equivalent of 2 weeks of tranny complaining every single yearretarded faggot
>>739573407>enters thread>perfect parries self>critical strike>cries
>>739573582GDQ has been the same for the past decade moron. Your "criticism" at this point isn't criticism, it's barking at air because your unemployed retarded ass has nothing else to do for this event except sit here and F5
>>739561274>>739561338>>739570147fucking LMAO
>>739573209Yup
>>739573407it was once good, i know it's pointless
>>739559435>thursday evening>content to be announced>1:10:00 estwhat did they mean by this?
>>739559789>Okay so here's the run I want to submit. It's a 4 hour Pokémon run and donations choose my Pokémon but I also use cheats and infinitely level up all my Pokémon whenever, also I have a mod called Safety Blast that is a OHKO move in case I start to have any trouble, and I'm skipping all the gyms and most forced battles and I will be using a mod to ride around on a bike whenever I want and even though you guys have a no cursing policy I will still curse AND also my last request, I want to schedule it for the finale.If anyone else submitted that run they would've been laughed at and banned from the event. But because the dude was on staff, nepotism happened and gave us the worst run of all time.Seriously it was so bad most people asked if there was something they could rate lower than F, and when there was they gave it that.
>>739574095You, the viewer, will announce your transition
>>739574260no... gdq's final solution to the chud problem
>>739574317heil transler!
I only remember the guy who almost shat himself during an otherwise boring FF Tactics run
>>739572713i don't trust the people who are willing to even watch this shit
>>739573209
if GDQ is so bad, why isn't there a /v/GDQ? NSA doesn't count and it's been dead for longer than most people on this board have been alive
Never Forget
>>739576032what
>>739572713>28 overestimatesWhat the fuck? Is this a record
>>739570158it's always sub only and they ban people for using global frog emotes because pepe is harmful to black people or something
>Oh hey transformers war for cybertron>realize they're just gonna skip everything that made the game coolWhy even bother?
>>739576318there's only so many times you can have super mario 64 and ocarina of time
>>739576318they're also gonna make a bunch of trans(formers) rights jokes so that's a clear skip from me
>>739576295You reminded me that banned all the emotes of that Caleb guy.Like every single one.
>>739576163FUCK, you just reminded me the tranny panty shot this faggot showed on cam. Day is in ruins.
>>739576569video games
>>739559435trannies
>>739563406>arachnophobic? You must secretly want to fuck spiders
>>739576639Delete this
>>739577134you cant unsee mate.
>>739577134
I will watch for she
>>739574095The bonus run is baked into the schedule this time so people aren't up until 4 a, the last day
Skin simp faggots alive and throw them into active volcanoes.
>>739578350
>>739573748>projectingmuttoids are hilarious, no wonder you lose every war you start and cry that europe wont bail you out
>>739571637>mines vs crafts roomwhat the fuck even is that. do people actually think the mines is gonna take longer than grinding enough gold for the crafts bundles?
>>739559435>watching trannies play video games wrongwhy
>>739576639Fat gross slobs. I hate them.
>>739570236GDQ/ESA threads been shit the past years because of this
>>739559435Runs I care about>Talos Principle all sigils%>Jedi Knight any%>Banjo Tooie any%>Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland any% raceThat's four runs, which is about average these days for GDQ
>>739559435I don’t watch this tranny event
>>739578825transphobia is no longer allowed on /v/ please vacate yourself
>>739559435i wonder how much money they generate from donators they find specifically during shill threads during the marathon
>>739576639
>>739581805That gif should be bannable.
>>739581875what are you gay?
>>739581891>why are you gay?Thats a man, baby!
>>739582058
>>739582193So is it lack of self-awareness, or pure fetish for them?
We have RE:9 being ran by a great runner, Mike Wave is running his extremely polished Mass Effect 3, and I always love to see Evil Within 2 and hope the run is good. Also always love to see what BloodThunder runs even if his estimate is low.
>>739582193my head hurts
>>739582395Oh they get off on it its intentional.
>>739559435aint this the show that's full of troons? you know like /v/ but in person
