Why wasn't she a sage?
>>739573770The sage of what? Milk?
her dad was mario and her uncle was luigi.cant be a sage when you are supposed to be yoshi's shit handler.
>>739573770>>739573894Yeah Malon is Mario and Peach's baby.
>>739573963and now i can't unsee it
>milk sageI dunno man. Sounds pretty gross.
>>739574250You get to the big magic fountain thing after getting her medallion and the water is milk now
Loz MM Link eventually marries her. Guess Link never forgot Cremias cremias
wh y are her arms so long
>>739573770I feel like her intent was to ground Link to something actually non-magical about Hyrule. Just a normal girl like how most Hylians were just normal people. Every other girl Link meets gets caught up in big destiny bullshit, but Malon just stays a normal girl on a farm.At least that's what I've always thought. Maybe they did intend to make her a sage at some point but scaled her role back during development. It's also interesting to note that Malon's the only major character without official adult artwork from OOT.
>>739573869>The sage of what? Milk?Oh yeah
>>739573770Not every girl Link meets that has the hots for him has to be a sage. Malon is just a simple farmgirl.
all sages are required to be virgins
>>739573770All sages are virgins. She isn't.
>>739574469>It's also interesting to note that Malon's the only major character without official adult artwork from OOT.In another draft of the game, I would not be surprised if Malon dies at some point while Link is gone, which is a major factor in why Talon was able to have his farm usurped while he was too heartbroken. Malon was probably never intended to have an adult form, and the decision to scale her up was a late-development choice, hence why she contributes zero effort to helping you break Epona free.
>>739574731The Goron had a son
>>739574835maybe he was adopted. I don't make the rules.
>>739574116she even has the bowser chain
>>739573869>>739574250hell yeah
>>739574469>It's also interesting to note that Malon's the only major character without official adult artwork from OOT.I remember this bugging the fuck out of me as a kid because I wanted to see what she looked like as an adult in better detail. I don't really count the Majora's Mask art of Cremia because that game has separate art even for kid Malon.
>>739573869Ooh yeah.
>>739573963>>739574983Her hair even looks like Peach's, just parted in the middle instead of meeting. It's honestly kind of clever.
>>739573869>The sage of what?Taking horse cock
How do I get to the Milk Temple?
>>739574319>Guess Link never forgot Cremias cremiasEveryone either laughs or pops a boner at that scene but it's the first time Link can remember being given a genuinely warm and loving hug in his entire life. His mother died when he was too young to remember her, he grew up as an outcast in a village of eternal children with no parental instincts, and then he was thrust out into a life of endless danger and battle where most people he interacts with are trying to kill him. Why do you think OoT Link is one of the least expressive Links? The only emotions he knows how to express are shock and fear! It's not a coincidence that the most expressive Links are the ones with the happiest backgrounds. WW Link, had a loving grandma and sister and was generally well-liked on Outset Island. TP Link, no mention of a birth family, but seems to be pretty content in Ordon Village before the plot comes calling. SS Link, also no mention of family life, but is also pretty popular in Skyloft, barring Groose Tannendorf and his cronies. BotW Link, explicitly came from a family of royal guards, and is one of the goofiest motherfuckers to ever take up the job of Hyrule's hero when he doesn't remember all of his angst about the pressure of the job.
>>739573869I mean if they wanted to tie it into Wind Waker, she could probably be the Earth Sage. Represented by a normal human/Hylian. She works with dirt, which is Earth.
>>739573963>Malon's ma was based on peachhmmm id like to subscribe to your newsletter
>>739576338Epona is a MARE you fucking freak
>>739576291>>739574983>>739574116This was known since the game released, c'mon now.
>>739578161Bro I didn't pay attention to any extraneous shit when I was a kid, I just bought OoT because the commercials made it look cool
>>739578161I know I was elaborating on the fact you baka
>>739577784Peach died so Kid Pauline can advance as an adult in the Adult Link timeline
>>739573770Because I bumped her.
>>739573770Isn't death a prerequisite to become a sage? Do all the waifus need to die?
>farmer that wades in cow and horse shit all dayimagine the smell
>>739573869Cows produce milk only after giving birth. Link didn't do his job so she never became one.
>>739574469I really do like that she's just a farm girl and only has a big role because of her relationship with Link instead of the overall plot
how did malon survive with a smile during all those years ganon and zombies and these goo fucking things ruined hyrule?
>>739578035They have several horses including obviously male ones
>>739573869
>>739573963>Peach is actually a redhead like in SMB1 and 2 and just dyes it blondeThis is now my headcanon.
>>739576857This is the only one that makes sense, problem is Medli already has an ancestor and it's a fucking Zora which means>1. race kinda doesn't matter with regards to what you're the sage of and>2. there was no earth sage in her timeHonestly just get rid of the spirit and shadow sages and put in earth and wind. Spirit and shadow sucks
>>739579854Those things didn't make it to the farm and were usually underground.
>>739573869sage of musky pungent armpits after a week of hard work in the ranch
>>739573869Cum
>>739573770She's just a normal farm girl.
>>739578223Well go focus on that extra shit, replays of OoT are fun as hell
>>739573770Notice how malonfags only post her 3DS model because her n64 model was fucking hideous.
>>739580336she had to go hyrule market sometime for groceries.
>>739580794Most of the 3DS character models were just a strict upgrade. Except the deadhand and Ruto. Fucking tit flaps.
>>739581009Do the tit flaps imply the existence of nipples?
>>739581069Effectively, which funnily enough makes the old model more lewd because it means they felt like they needed to "cover her up" in the new one.
>>739581069yes. AND her double shark cocks
>>739573770Isn't she just Link's girlfriend or whatever
>link meets malon, a cute lonely girl who wishes for a prince to sweep her off her feet>meets her again 7 years later when her fat tits came in and saves her, making her wet with desire>gets cucked and sent back in time>has to save hyrule all over again, meeting malon again>meets her double AND her fat tit sister in termina>comes back finally to fill her full of cum>tp link is born 100 years laterdo you think he bent saria over the moment he woke up in the past again?
>>739574469I think they just wanted to make Link acquiring a horse interesting by including a farm with a cute farm girl. No need to over think it.
>>739581567Despite knowing where I am I'm going to say something crazy; I think the Kokiri genuinely just don't fuck. That being said I would not be surprised in the least bit if he fucked Ruto on the side at least once. She was fucking horny for his ass.
>>739581740>Link rubbing himself against her featureless body in a frustrated fashion while she doesn't really understand what's going onI can work with this.
>>739581740i dont think thats crazy. theyre just kids in every way, which means that in that same way, you know. so, if link wanted to get his feelings across in the most direct way possible before saria gets sucked into the shadow realm, he COULD bend her over and fuck her until she cums. so maybe the kokiri arent a sexually active community, but they CAN be fucked. and, to be 100% in a genuinely non perverted honest, i think its a bit implied that kokiri, at least the girls, lure men to their deaths in the lost woods, and in olden times that sort of thing was preceded by sex. like the sirens or circe where men get used for a quick fuck before theyre disposed of
>>739581740Didn't they all lose their immortality after the Deku Tree died? The blacksmith family in ALBW was implied to be descended from Saria. So, it wasn't just Link who eventually grew up in the child timeline.
>>739574769makes a lot of sense
Kill yourself malonfag
>>739580302Wind Waker is a train wreck that needs a complete remake anyway, you can just ignore any lore implications that stem from it.
>>739582158the deku tree was reborn immediately. the kokiri were forest spirits. innocent souls crafted in the image of hylians, ageless children. much much LATER after the kokiri met the flood, a more racist deku tree decided to remold the forest spirits into koroks, as he didnt like hylians, and they had forms better suited to survival.the thing about kokiri not leaving is just a kid thing to keep them close by, as we see by the koroks that they can go anywhere in the world
linked fuck every heroine but ruto wasn't genetically compatible, saria didn't have a pussy so he had to use her thighs, and zelda couldn't acknowledge the kid because she's royalty. so the only logical conclusion is he had like several dozen kids with malon and inherited the farm.he also randomly had a wet dream about fucking a singer/dancer on an island but then she turned into a seagull while he was balls deep and then he woke up. link had weird dreams.
>>739573963
>>739582448>linked fuckdid i have a fucking stroke
>>739574469>Maybe they did intend to make her a sage at some pointThey didn't. We know because of the giga leak. Most of the sages remained unchanged except for Fado originally being the Wind Sage which became the Forest Sage and Saria and lastly, Mido was going to be the Shadow Sage.
>>739582448>saria didn't have a pussyshe definitely does. theres boys and girls and the girls even have budding breasts. if they have sexes and secondary sexual characteristics, they have genitals. in a completely pure and innocent setting, they WOULD have genitals because they wouldnt have conniptions over sexuality. the thought wouldnt even enter their mind, to omit the genitals and just those
malonfags are insufferable
>>739573770>They want me to be a sage? I just wanna FARM for goddesses' sake!
>>739582608did they link up
Reminder malonfags aren't real zelda fans and only played ocarina of time yet think they are experts on the franchise
I want to fuck Ruto. That is all, thanks for listening.
Sex with Medli
>>739584347what would she look like in the botw style
>>739584978Wrong thread retard
>>739584978like shit, the rito in botw are a terrible design.
>>739585414How would you know malonfag you never got that far in botw before you quit
>>739584978
I think you guys all had some kind of defective copies of OOT or something. In my copy Malon was the sage of cowgirl, Zelda was the sage of missionary, Ruto was the sage of doggy, Saria was the sage of uoh, and Nabooru was the sage of /ss/.
Forbidden Milk...
I love Malon bros
>>739581529Canonically, yes.
>>739582221
>You will never save the world twice leaving you totally mentally scarred and lost in life just to come back home and fuck the everloving shit out of the cute redhead so hard you produce a descendant that saves the world himself and finally lets you rest in peace after you teach him everything you knowLife is cruel
malon
She took Link's virginity but it was only a dream
>>739588621>sees women as sexlink will kill you, you know
>>739588991Oh stop white knighting Malon came onto Link
>>739588991Oink oink- I mean uh, Link doesn't kill humans ha ha.
>>739588905>>739588605>>739585975>>739584347>>739584298Why are these fags trying to force another zelda girls general?
>>739589295yeah he fucking does. he merced tons of gerudo and darknuts are enemy knights. you literally sneak around their camp and SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD UNTIL THEY DIE
>>739589676Because all zelda threads are now zelda girl threads
>>739589690He didn't know that so it doesn't count. Also you can fuck a girl without only viewing her as a sex object. That's what Link did and Link's cool so he and I are cool. Give each other brojobs sometimes.
>>739589676Are you retarded?
>>739590090No? It's a malon thread?
>>739573869correct
>>739584231Yeah that's not true at all. Zelinktranny on the other hand? Only played BotW and Tiktok. How does pic related make you feel since it was an even more brutal mogging to Zelda than Malon gave her.
>>739589832link looks at fat, and i mean FAT, gerudo tits in tp. he cant resist
>>739590217>ZelinktrannyObsessed are we?Btw Malon won
God forbid an important character in a Zelda game besides Link and Zelda actually fucking survives.
>>739589295He killed two old women in OoT and potentially blew up a thief in MM.
>>739590446>Btw Malon wonI accept your concession.
>>739590469Witches aren't human and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck. I can't even bullshit my way out of the thief one.
>>739590517NahHowever I do accept your concession cause Malon
>watch video about the religious inspirations behind alttp>its not about the religious inspirations behind alttp>its just a woke lefty faggot DESPERATELY trying to make every single thing connected to "eastern" religion, which is mainly fucking HINDUhe even used mistranslations and series callbacks as proof of hindu connections. do you know which religion he made ZERO mention of?
>>739590161Yeah, you're retarded.
>>739580796did they really need to rub Link's dick with their feet?
I just realized malonfags don't actually play zelda games so they relentless bitch and whine when people post too much princess zelda, that's why they didn't come out in the other zelda thread. they can't circlejerk there.
>>739592456They've never even played OoT...
>>739592456Pretty sure malonfags and their ilk like the medlifags are the ones screaming zelink tranny whenever somneone posts any fanart of princess zelda.
>>739589676/v/ is so dead, a small handful of people make all the coffee good for you zelda threads and all reply to them because they don't know which is the real stealth generalthe decomp hardly disguised this
How does she do it?
>>739592937Redhead makes lesser humans like >>739592456 >>739592635 >>739592746 see red!
what general do you really want>actual kino zelda girl posting (malon)or>aisloposting
>>739593046malonfag is the leader who allowed AI sloppas in his generall.
>>739593046I want >>739593110 doxxed and burned to death along with his entire favela clan.
>>739593046AIslopping is just Zelinktranny faggotry >>739527364>>739526606so I agree with >>739593129
>>739573770>Why wasn't she a sage?Other than first meeting her castle town and castle town having the temple of time in it, she isn't associated with any temple. Why isn't the bombchu bowling girl a sage?
>>739593046Both
>>739573770Why do normies care so much about this basic bitch farm girl?
>>739593320Cause a cute big titty redhead farm girl trad wife is what all men yearn for
>>739593279Because she dies before Sages are needed
>AI slop from people I don't like>AI slop from people I like
Who is worse Malonfag or ZelinkI think both are the same
>>739593439>Who is worseYou.
>>739593498How am I worse than those two faggots?
>>739593564Because you're the latter and you're concern trolling like a loser.
>>739593594So I am Zelink?Damn you caught me
>>739593680I know. You're not exactly the most subtle schizo.
>>739593762Keep malding about itZelink won
>>739593762>>739593680>two schizos rebounding off each other again
MODS JUST KILL THIS FUCKING NIGGER ALREADYVIDEO GAMES
>>739593820they're too busy larping in deltarune threads, one last seen pants around his knees in the pragmata threads
>>739574835Goron are birthed from stone, its a figure of speech.
>>739583147At least we are better than Zelinkcucks
>>739590217
why do americunts get so angry over Malon? Is it because she's a white girl with big breasts? (you have been mindcontrolled to hate both)
Would you have liked the cut concept of helping Malon rescue Lon Lon Ranch and Ingo trying to burn it down?
>>739594919It would've been funny because she'd move in with Link and that would set the schizo off even more than the Malon we got did.
>>739581529>>739588350You'd think so, with Hyrule Historia listing TP Link as OOT Link's descendant, but we have the conundrum where child Link fucks off searching for Navi and just becomes the Hero's Shade, defying death because he regrets not being recognized as a hero and something about resentment of not passing his skills down. Did he leave his descendant fatherless for a h*cking bug with tits we can't even see?
>>739594871If this is what you have to do to keep the thread bumped, it's probably not worth it.
>>739594919>cut scene of Link carrying Malon on horseback fleeing a burning Lon Lon RanchYes it would have been kino
>>739593046true form midna posting
>>739573869lactating loli.....*sniffles*
>>739594662Yummy
>>739595028By schizo do you mean the Zelink guy?It would be funny as fuck
>>739595194>Zelink guy?Just malonfags falseflagging. Always has been.Malonfag gets really annoyed and whiny whenever someone posts too much Zelda.
>>739595032TP pretty much confirms it with the Hero's Shade telling TP Link that the skills he teaches him are not to leave their bloodline and calling him literally his son. The Hero's Shade was more upset about the state of Hyrule's warriors than being recognized as a hero, that's an entirely different line that people just mix up with his regrets for some reason. You can see why OoT Link would be pretty disheartened from how useless the Hylian soldiers are in TP which the game goes out of its way to put an emphasis on like with the escort mission with Ilia. TP Link actually coming back to him and willing to learn his techniques and listen to him helps OoT Link pass on. It's never stated that OoT Link just left his offspring without a father, if anything TP shows us the opposite since Hyrule went through such a long peace that it made weak men where he couldn't pass down his knowledge as a hero. TP ends on a good note for him with a new generation of heroes discovering his legend and the things he left behind despite people always making him out to be this melancholy spirit with a shit life.
>>739595059you're the only ones complaining about big breasts. The moment you see """pawg""" ass spam, you know it's them
>>739595194Yeah him. You should've seen the autistic shit fit he threw a few years ago where he would deny that TP Link was the Hero of Time's descendant to the Hero's Shade not being the Hero of Time to Epona being Ilia's horse.
>>739595032>fucks off searching for Navi and just becomes the Hero's ShadeHis last scene is literally him smiling because he found the way out of the Lost Woods. TP literally tells you Hyrule still had a hero, just not one who fought Ganon and got a fancy title. A hero who had the Zora Armor custom-made for him, which then fits TP's Link perfectly. Gee, I sure do wonder if there's any connection there.Jesus fucking Christ, the fucking waifu warring Zelda supremacist narci-nigger and a bunch of secondaries who think the Youtube version of the Hero of Time's story is canon. Yeah, it's a Zelda thread on /v/. I fucking hate all of you.
>>739595403>a few years agotouch fucking grass
>>739595847It is pretty crazy that saging one thread turned you into a permanent nuisance.Once again, Malonfag is right!
>>739595847You're more obsessed with him than he is with Malon
>>739595847why are you so mad about malon
>>739595662Goron's held him as their hero as well while keeping his bow from MM as their tribe's treasure. He's also vaguely mentioned here and there through other people as well.
>>739596038>Goron'sGorons*>heldhailedI need sleep.
>>739596067GO TO BED
>>739596145>tranny
>>739596396
Now I'm remembering all the arguments about atmosphere in the final boss and how everyone that tries to say it's no big deal can eat my ass.
>>739595126According to studies the breast milk of flat chested women has a sweeter taste than that of large breasted some but is otherwise not any different.
>>739596856I'm pretty sure it didn't look like that but I don't feel like digging out my N64 to prove you wrong either.
>>739597010did this bit yesterday unfortunately
>>739597174wtf only malonfag would dare point that out..................
>>739580796>brown girls be like
more malonslop please
I'M MALONFAGHE'S MALONFAGYOU'RE MALONFAG ARE THERE ANY OTHER MALONFAGS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!???
>>739597485zelda is a malonfag
>>739594871Basic Bitch
>>739597532well I guess being one note is what being a general is all about anyway
>see Malon thread late at night>go to bed and fall asleep thinking of all the Malons I'll get to look at in the morning>wake up>get hundreds of posts of unintelligible schizobabble insteadWhat an absolute waste. Fuck all of you.
>>739597761Sorry anon but the schizo is mod protected because he buys passes.
>>739597485MEOW
>>739593403>thing I don't like>thing I likeSeems legit
>>739593403I only care if it's a trash gen.Get that 6 finger shit out of here.
>>739573770Why are you a pedophile?
>>739597996I expected the gif to move and i am thoroughly disappointed
>>739599081>when a mf bullies you for being fairyless
>>739599404Link has a fairy now!
>>739599430Yeah, a fairy big hole
>>739576857>She works with dirtits a ranch, not a farm
>>739599807Point still stands though. Not tilling the soil, no, but ranches are still real dusty and full of horse and cow shit. That's still earth element at the end of the day
>>739597614not enough MUH ASS for you, nigger?
Anju and Malon sharing their boyfriends
>>739602352Adultery and premarital sex are sins
>>739602591Not in Hylia's religion.
>>739580794>girls look better>everything else suffersmany such cases
>>739602704Every new pokemon game
>>739602630Proofs?
>>739602750I'm Hylia
>>739602809Post toes
>>739602750The massive orgy tent they had in Skyloft
>>739602884Odd request but here's a picture of me showing toes
>>739596067>hailed*heldto hail someone's status is to actively celebrate it, as in something like a parade or award ceremony. to hold someone's status is to remember and maintain it.
>>739603037Do jeers really
>>739597825Imagine. The. Smell.
>>739573770Reminder, Link banged her hard, then soft, then hard again. And a few centuries later, you get a TP.
>>739603271You can get a TP right now if you have three males and one female as your four niggas in a row JRPG party
>>739584231Oh yeah let's see Zeldaxisters threads>Agp>LOOK AT ZELDA BIG ASS>Obnoxious girl bosses >Spam cuck shit in other threads
>>739603271Their sex was tender and passionate
>>739603331>>739603323You mad femcel? These are the canon choices
Old thread hit bump limit so the AI schizo will be here freaking out soon
>>739580796>Lives on farm>Goes to city for foodCity slickers are so retarded
>>739603474Might as well beat him here
>>739603487The ranch doesn't grow plants for wheat or anything like that and also they need fruits for vitamin C
>>739603493Cute
>>739603331...And also fueled by lon lon milk, which has alcoholic properties. Meaning it was the hottest and heaviest sex in Hyrule's history. And that's how you make the Chaddest Link.
The second I see "did you know this artist deleted this picture and scrubbed their Twitter because AI..." I'm going to spam slop likes you've never dreamed of
>>739603592Can you spam slop now? Oh by the way, did you know that some artists delete their online presence and previous works because of artificial stupidity?
We need to have a talk about how ugly Ilia is. How am I supposed to believe that any man would be more interested in this than true form Midna or TP Zelda. Literally anyone is hotter than her. The canon fixing guy is hotter than her. The Oocca is hotter than her. The warthog you ride for a few minutes is hotter than her.
>>739578035Ever heard of marecock?
>>739603714I find it hilarious that the manga just sorta grand stands on the idea that she simply never knew Link all that well thanks to his backstory changes there, so she eventually realized she simply wasn't in the runnings. Then he can't stay with Midna in the end so he goes out wandering the world fulfilled if sad, probably to die middle aged or younger because his body was forced through expended lifespan to reach its prime early.
>>739603714>"Realistic Zelda Game">Look inside>Only Link and Zelda look humanEveryone else is an alien or skinwalker
>>739603714Counterpoint: Telma.
>>739603772There is nothing wrong with being a skinwalker though
>>739603714we love Ilia here
>>739603801Fuck off Epona
>>739603714she cute
>>739603801>I washed my gunt for you <3
>>739603772Link became a liberal spending too much time with Ilia...
Link is the hero who saved Lorule and Hilda owes him sex
Zeldafags are really going to kill themselves with Ocarina remake showing glorious Malons big tits
The next Zelda should have the main villain be Link as well as a timetravel or spirit transfer plot twist
>>739595338I figure the missing eye and combat armor always implied he died before his time. He likely got a knight gig with the Kingdom, impregnated Malon, but got shot in the eye with an arrow and died before he could teach anyone his skills. He could not truly pass the torch. And he becomes what he spent all of Majora healing, a restless spirit. It's probably the best story ninty ever bothered to do, because it logically continues through multiple games instead of resetting everything ala Final Fantasy.
>>739603990But I love Malon and she's my favorite OoT ship with Link
>>739573869>that one malon + milk bottle animationkino
>>739604017Hero of time Link's biggest regret has to be marrying the farm girl instead of the princess. Big redhead tits are beautiful but they get old and saggy eventually. Oh well, at least his descendant in TP fucked the princess.
>>739604113Really gonna need to be more specific than that anon
>>739604126The Twilight Princess, yes.
>>739604021Kek coward fat ass.
>>739604126>Big redhead tits are beautiful but they get old and saggy eventuallySee: all women. As musculature and fat stores deteriorate with old age, the skin seems to fold over itself with the extra space, creating wrinkles
>>739604152Cant log into ATF right now, but, malon made it into the milk bar and took one of the bottles the wrong way like mommy does.Its one of those 3D animations that make people think it was a mod.
>>739604126Most female cope post
>>739604126What's with this cope lmao, even small boobs fall and looks even worse, at least a lot of big boobs can compensate by having big looking boobs
>>739588621jews took this from me
Post more malon and less zelda.
>>739606998
Are we allowed to post other redheaded nonfarmgirls?
>>739573770She didn't need to be.She puts everyone else into sage time.
>>739573770there wasn't a temple hidden beneath lon lon ranch
>>739605157>>739605056Retarded samefag
>>739573770Because horse isn't an element
>>739608926>there wasn't a temple hidden beneath lon lon ranchMaybe there was but nobody found it yet.
Why was Lon Lon Ranch build like a fort anyway?I know there was a Hylian civil war prior, but they seemed to deal with all the races, and Malon's mother was possibly a Gerudo or a Goron.
>>739579854>>739580796There is another village to go to. For whatever reason Ganon's idea of commerce is "not in my backyard" style.
>>739609539>Why was Lon Lon Ranch build like a fort anyway?Horses are a valuable commodity tbf, it makes sense to protect them.
>>739609539>Why was Lon Lon Ranch build like a fort anyway?Maybe it used to be a fort and was later repurposed.
>>739590778Why is japanese media so Christian? Isn't it only like 2% of the population there?
>>739595338The biggest mystery of the Hero's Shade, for me, isn't who he emptied his balls into but instead where the hell he got his armor from. While the horns are distinct what really stands out is that he has a tiny owl on his head and an obvious bird skull on his chest. This is very different from what you normally see.
>>739610225they think it's cool cause it's foreign, there isn't much more to it. they don't understand it at all
>>739610294I feel like some part of it is probably just an abandoned concept from development, but at the same time given the spirits and his own time period, I wouldn't be surprised if some element of Rauru is embodied in his nature, given he also appears as a wolf of light.
>>739608926while the idea is neat, i'm not sure how you could make it different enough from the well in kakarikolike narratively you could just have lonlon being built on a ruined castle, or tie into la more with a bird statue you need to move to reveal an entrance, but oot was really creative, so yet another dungeon beneath a peaceful "village" feels a bit stale
I guess they could extend the Shiekah catacombs beyond the Well to Lon Lon and the Castle itself, and maybe other areas of Hyrule.Like we know they were some sort of secret Society that worked in the shadows and apparently tortured/imprisoned people, but maybe they could really expand on that and Hyrule's supposed dark history. Basically if there is a remake, they could give us an underworld that doesn't suck and really delves into that lore, and maybe has its own set of story/dungeons.
What the hell happened to ingo? when you have talon return to the ranch ingo goes from scheming asshole to being a docile retard.
Nintendo characters don't have sex.
>>739611662Mio and Noah did. Canonically.
>>739609057I'm sorry your boobs are small
how come it's okay when malonfag does it?
>>739607220
Is this the zelda girls general?
>>739613387no
>>739613681yes
>>739603037Zip it.
>>739604017You can lose an eye and still live. The strange part is that the armor he has isn't even Hylian and it's never explained where it comes from. He also has his own wolf form that's golden with a red eye for some reason. He definitely went through some kind of shit on an adventure but I don't think it's what did him in per say since he had time to set up the howling stones and everything in the Sacred Grove.
>>739613998Malonfag is hailed in this thread.
>>739610294>where the hell he got his armor from.From a blacksmith.
>>739614543
>>739573770She deserved a better fate than that.
Cucco lady
>>739604126Cope. Link wasn't forced to marry Malon at gunpoint. The royal life wasn't for him.
>>739578161you didn't notice talon and ingo look like mario and luigi? they're even wearing the same colors. it's not subtle.
>>739573770Majora's Mask: Since romani ranch and milk bar are related, we could say this last one is a reference to Korova Milkbar of clockwork orange? It's pretty obvious, right https://youtu.be/OP157WMfOqo?t=41
>>739584231>Reminder malonfags aren't real zelda fans and only played ocarina of timeThe fucking irony of saying this when a majority of current Zelda fans are permanent tourists who never touched Zelda before BOTW/TOTK and don't know any of the old characters.
>>739616643nice source faggot
>>739616643WW toddlers are insufferable
>>739616762It's called common sense.
>>739617079The fact that TP is at such a high spot is proof that the console matters far more than the game itself. I'm not sure how to account for this when salesfagging.
>>739616927Zelinktranny is a BotW tendie.
>>739617454Literally who
Malonfag:Friend or foe?
>>739617346There was a lot of fanfare on its return to a mature art style and Nintendo's promise to deliver a "hardcore" experience so maybe that brought some new people over.
botw is a ubislop game
>Zelda wasn't popular before BOTW Take so hot I need a red tunic to read it
>>739604278This one?https://litter.catbox.moe/okay0y.mp4
>>739617568I'd take Malonfag over AI schizo 8 days a week and twice on Sunday
>>739617454Reminder anyone whining about zelda and botw is secretly malonfag who only played oot
>>739618664NTA but I'm fine with BOTW Zelda as a malonfag. OOT Zelda sucks donkey balls though
>>739618876>OOT Zelda sucks donkey balls thoughfake malonfag
>>739619601 ok I'm a casual malonfag desu
>>739617845Wow she's so me
>>739611569they explain it, he was under ganondorf's spell, when link steals epona the curse is broken because ganondorf wants nothing from him anymore and he returns to normal
I think Malon would enjoy rough pronebone
>>739616057When I was a kid I wished she was would be my teacher because she was pretty.
If you are a malon fan you should be dreading the OoT remake because they are going to fuck up her appearance and even clothing and we will never get new fanart of the original superior design
>>739620529>cute girl gets even cuter>oh noooooo how awful :,(
>>739620529I'm dreading the OOT remake irrespective of what I think of any particular character.
>>739620725I hate people like you
>>739610225its just that powerful. also, its an interest of miyamoto. his game before zelda was devil world
>>739620529I'm not even a Malon fan and I've been dreading it since the 3DS remaster.
>>739610225Reminder that there was a Christian convert during the Warring Kingdoms era of Edo and she was the daughter of the man who betrayed Nobunaga. She was even referenced in Pokemon
>>739620880I love people like you. Mwah kissies! MWAH!
>Nintendo is remaking a game and it has zero bearing on your life>the old game will not cease to exist >Literally no downside to it existing I-I'm dweading dem making my favowite game fwom my childhood better than it was..
>>739621072is she a random comfort character like anne frank or a random comfort character like alice
>>739621353Who the fuck is comforted by Anne Frank?
>>739621530Mister A. H. from Austria who has a silly little moustache
>>739621048she looks exactly like her concept art, if they do an OoT remake they are going to fuck her up with the BotW style
melon
>>739621530is she (MOCKING REPRESENTATION BORN OF DERISSION TO THE POINT OF BEING A FIGURE OF IMPORTANCE) or is she (LUSTFUL REPRESENTATION BORN OF DESIRE THAT TRANSGRESSES ALL CULTURES)>um wtf does that mean?if your response resembles the green text in ANY capacity, stay off the internet you faggot child.
>>739621819Malon doesn't have concept art.
>>739621530Jeff Mangum.
>>739621530No one. My pal listened to her diary on audiobook while at the gym and it's full of 13 year old girl stuff, like periods and boys and it was apparently very awkward
>>739620725sameknowing the possed modern people will ruin it, seeing as it has come to Japan too.Gays and black people will be present that wasn't there before
>>739622497>My pal listened to her diary on audiobookyou DO know its a completely fictional story right? its not a real diary and she didnt write it, if she ever even existed in the first place.anyways, anne frank is a comfort character like george floyd or even now charlie kirk for leftists. a character you initially mocked but is now in all your works living rent free in your head
>>739622909>minor character has slightly darker complexion>"Game has gone woke"Can't wait for you idiots to bitch about this for literal years
Kek what if they make Malon black
>>739623038She should have a deep farmer's tan at least. She's outdoors all day in the middle of summer
>>739622975why do you get angry that people are rightfully upset by disgusting kikes and niggers? its like saying, "ugh the chuds are going to complain about the dilation mode added for linkiths transition". uh, yeah, no one is going to like that especially the people who would BUY THE GAME
>>739596784bullshit, but I will believe it.
>>739623106Masked man fallacy. Did adding black people to the armies in Advance Wars change ANYTHING about the game? No? Strange.
>>739623106Polish people are so based
i want a (non-zelda) game where you live on a ranch and go on adventures to save your missing cowsnot sure how you would structure it without turning it into harvest moon though
>>739610225They like the aesthetics of it, like all their borrowed culture.
>>739623445Rune Factory except you save cows
>>739622975You faggots will, as always, go on your revisionist rant how they always were there and you are just CHUD INCELS like they retarded womanoids you have americans have become
>>739623493I'm christian and like the aesthetics of shinto
>>739623610Yeah
>>739623319advance wars is dead, so theres that. now heres a question that needs no answer, did niggers ADD anything? no. would it have been better if there were no niggers? YES.
>>739573770Her quest was to get pregnant and TP makes it clear she eventually did
>>739623771About 90% of the human population has enough pigmentation in their skin to be darker than a sheet of paper
>this thread is still upHoly based
>>739614842Yeah sure, but from where? Definitely no Hyrule blacksmith made it.
>>739624549>guy travels into and out of hyrule canonically >"i aint never none done seen no armurr lik dat round he' no ma'am"
>>739602729Took the words right out of my mouth.
Regardless of how you feel about her or her game, BOTW Zelda has a great body
>>739573770I'm not trying to be a "poopdick schizo" here but I'm tired of this guy in his mid 50s who posts himself in SWAT gear messaging me online about every Zelda 64 mod and Discord he gets himself involved in, saying who he banned that day and what posts he makes on /v/. "She"'s going to know who I am after this since he just sent me this thread he made but fuck you fatty, stop making these threads, "Amara".
>>739624902Yeah I don't really care for her but I'd still fuck her. She's not at all my favorite Zelda but she's not really the worst for me either so she doesn't give me a compulsive "even though she's hot I wouldn't fuck her" thing. Plus she seems kind of slutty.
>>739625041Welp looks like you just joined those banned people I supposedly always talk about with you, have fun elsewhere like in this thread! We could have worked together on that Epona mod but it looks like you wanted to be an asshole and not respect me, I don't care if you don't think I'm a woman which I thought you'd get by now since you had me added for like 5 years but I guess not. I just blocked you on DeviantArt too because I know you are going to engage with me there as well, right? You want me to delete our posts together here as well? https://www.deviantart.com/amaratheshieldmaiden
>>739625041We aren't going to add you on pisscord dude. No need to make up a story like this
>>739624902i think shes ugly so her body doesnt matter
>>739625581Could have just typed you're gay
>>739625120>is intimately knowledgeable about the flavor of horse cock, cum, and the scent of ball musk
>>739625681is it not agreed botw zelda is ugly? she looks like a downy with a punched in pug nose
>>739624902Sir this is a Malon thread
>>739573869The Sage of Milking
225 year old mesugaki
>>739625875>you will never be kid link on his second go-around subtly suggesting things to malon until she thinks its her own idea to introduce you to her favorite horse cock
>>739625795Shut up Malonfag
>>739625374Oh so now you are going to pretend to be someone else, k
>>739625957>laughs at men getting cursed into stalfos
>>739625041>>739625313The fuck
Her: watch what I can do with this grapefruit
>>739628471She should have become Ilia's pimp
>>739625041>>739625313What the actual fuck
Saria after she meets grown up Link
>>739630525You think she showed him how to wipe himself after the loo?
>>739630525She dies during the seven year timeskip.
>>739579854This hard-working man was serving Lord Ganondorf
>>739630525Girls should be attracted to other girls
>>739630979nothing worse in this world than dykes. you have unironically ruined this thread and i will no longer participate
>>739630525Why did they give Saria's official art and model breasts when none of the other Kokiri had them?>That's just her shirtBitch no it ain't she wears the same clothes as everyone else and they don't have any chest bumps
>>739630979>>739630525>>739628471>>739625957Is this the zelda girls general?
Get to the point malonfag
>>739631169>>739608363>>739614706take your pick
>>739623038They'd call her Melon
>>739630614She meets him as a sage
>>739631294I love how that malon poster gave up pretending not to post while secretly being a shitter and is now blatantly shitposting
we're going to day three with this one
>>739631642Not if I can stop it makonfag
>>739623263It's real
>>739573869The Sage of All Fields.
>>739596784I feel like your diet would play a bigger factor than the size of the breasts wouldn't it? It's a guaranteed fact that what you eat effects how you taste, its why grass fed beef taste better than grain fed
>>739596784that sounds like flattie foid lies
Qrd on malonfag?
>>739625313>blocking me on discord>blocking me on deviantartYou are a fucking pussy and your mod is shit
>>739632163Attention whoring faggot who is secretly the zelink spammer
>>739632324Are you implying I made one mod? lol? I don't know how you don't know who I am while being in this community so I assume you are not and need to be acquainted with us romhackers. Pro tip, I made, hm... around a hundred? /v/ is full of tourists it's literally crazy, some real /v/ros back me up here and remind this clown who I am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGt31tFO_I
>>739633132Please get to the point malonfag
>>739633241The point is there's losers like >>739625041(Logan) who are jealous of me, my romhacks, my entire FUCKING life basically, sorry for trying to add some discussions about video games on the video game board for once, can we go back to talking about Malon now?
>>739633564This is the zelda girls general now
>>739633705Always was
>>739633132Post them all
https://gamebanana.com/mods/468571anyone tried this?
Castrate Malonfagposter. Zelda threads were already bad and he's ruined what little good there was left.>inb4 MALONFAG MALONFAG MALONFAGStop posting about the object of your homolust.
>>739620270What woman doesn't?
>>739634928>no n64 malon mod, just 3ds despite no 3ds environments yet and the 3ds overhaul mod being shit and out of date
>>739625041>>739625313>>739633564 fucking schizoids transcending im getting the fuck out of here
>>739632163Anybody that likes Malon or schools Zelinktranny when it comes to lore and his headcanons.
>>739603714Ilia is CUTE, you gaylord.
>>739636462NOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY MALONFAG WOULD SAY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>739636462>zelinktrannyZelink is good along with Malon
>>739636609>zelinktranny is a polygamistI always knew you were a cuck.
>>739636202Yeah, I don't know what causes this shit unironically
>>739636463Made for divorcing
>>739636656>I don't know what causes this shitSaging one [1] thread.
>>739636652How can one be a cuck if you fuck both?That is CHAD behavior
>>739636835>getting cucked is based actuallyOnly a Zelinktroon can think this. No wonder your diseased kin are so obsessed with superior Malonfags.
>>739625041Just added this fucking weirdo and I claimed to be a girl just to see what would happen and he sent a dick pic saying he wanted pics back and he added a trans colored ring around his avatar. What the fuck is even going on here? Is some anon trolling?