>even wokeslop has fanservice now
>>739660108
>>739660108>>739660124fuck off we aren't playing it
>>739660108She's focusing too much on squats, but not going deep enough. She needs some hip thrusts.
mamma mia hot n steamy
>>739660108I-is that an attractive adult woman in a two-piece bikini with a nice ass and cleavage seducing an attractive white man! IN MY VIDEO GAME! IN 2026! I AM OFFENDED! Kek, the black woman being jealous and flustered was icing on the cake. She wanted that BOND cock.
>>739660108Gawt damn. Time to grab a copy (when it's on sale)
>>739660159/thread
Still not buying this modernized wokeslop
no amount on tna would make me wanna play as this ugly zoomer bond
>>739660108That’s moneypenny? Why?
>>739660108Millennials wrote this, didnt they?
>>739660307Where have you been since Skyfall?
>>739660321I didn't read that as retired heh heh heh heh
I need to take a break from /v/. It's making me genuinely retarded.
>>739660108wait that guy with the zoomer cut is supposed to be bond? Isn't Bond typically kind of middle aged?
Everybody already knows that your game is full of woke, subversive libshit propaganda. Noone is fooled by your blatant, desperate advertising. Promptly kill yourself so you don't pollute the world with more of your worthless agenda-pushing shitpiles that you try to pass off as games.
>>739660108Classic B on D moment.
>>739660470Connery was 32 in his first movie, this Bond's face model is 31 and in-universe he's meant to be 26.
>>739660108damn didn't they say they were going to make him all asexual and progressive now or something lol
>>739660108Man i have to work and i guess i miss my early access privilege, ahhhh fuck work
>>739660496meds
>>739660435had to double check that it's really "retired"wonder if some chud did it on purpose or if she did it.
>>739660321She cute. But I do not engage with women who film themselves to to diary their bullshit.
>>739660435kek dumb bitch probably resents the other old hags for pulling the ladder up on proper marriage ages (according to Israel, don't ban me faggots this is according to your Epstein masters)
>>739660579Noose
>>739660321Social media the best, and the worst thing to happen to women
>>739660108>>739660124>Nigger ass>Not wokeAmerican thread?
>>739660770Desperate marketing ploy thread, actually.
>>739660108>0 gameplay footageNot a game
>>739660770Replace "tits" with "boobs" and watch the results massively change.
>>739660124>the white male is not allowed to comment on her attractiveness because that would be male gaze and verbal rape, so a virtuous female sister of color does it with bisexual undertones
>>739660983This, hey /v/ this game isn't woke it has a butt scene. Never mind all the other wokeness, it has a butt scene I tell ya, a BUTT Sceeeeene.
>>739661093Even worse
>>739660770Okay homoshlomo
>>739661142>Never mind all the other wokenessSuch asBrown people... And?
Looks good but I can’t get pass the dialogue in the game. It’s almost forspoken level bad.
>>739660108>no ass grabwoke shit
>>739660108Moneypenny? More like MopeyCucky
>>739660321Maybe she should've already settled down and started a family, then you wouldn't need to worry about turning heads in your 40s
>>739660108Why don't western games make women attractive anymore?They may just give them a fat ass and moderate breasts and that's it.Why not put effort anymore?
>>739660461>suddenly
>>739660108Call me when they extract the model
Chud bros, rememberDo not accept thisWe demand moreA bare ass is not and never will be enoughDo not fall for ((((their)))) subversion
>>739660496This. Play anti woke games like starfield instead
>>739661336Why would they? >>739660770the game is aimed at americans and that is what they like
>>739660321>Millennials wrote this, didnt they?Yeah bond movies never had humour or sex in them before right?Retarded zoomer
>>739661307Exactly
>>739660461Conquered website.
it has no style or grace even
>>739661336Euros make pretty women Idk about Americans
>>739660561He bangs multiple women in this. First one within like one hour.
>>739660561You fell for /v/ bait.
>>739661336Because what men find attractive needs to be reprogramed. You liking blonde hair, blue-eyed women with nice curvy bodies is rooted in Nazism.
>>739661386>Yeah bond movies never had humour or sex in them before right?Expect it didn’t feel like it was made by MCU writers.
>>739661386>what if james bond still on TV?>moneypenny cucked with google glasshilarious
>>739661496>Expecthello saar
>>739660108still not boughting it, lame and gay game
>>739661527K. Can’t refute my point though can you?
>>739661415this is made by Danes
>>739660770You pay money for a pedophile proxy so you can ban evade and tell people you hate butts daily.
>>739661496>>739661516The exact same scene has basically happened in the movies before you fucking retardsGo larp somewhere else you tourists
>>739660108Damn I should buy this then
>>739660770>sees a woman >thinks of niggersthe conditioning is complete
>>739661608>uses the absolute peak of Moore era absurdity to try and prove his point that this game isn’t ridiculousYou’re retarded.
>>739661389And?
>>739661570>Doesn't deny being IndianI'm so sorry
>>739661584Case in pointThat red head and cripple chick looks pretty
the problem with this game is not that it's wokeslop, it isn't, really. the problem is there isn't any time to enjoy the "Bond infilitrates and enjoys comfy espionage" phase which is key to the pleasure of the films. not in the early game, anyway. really hoping that becomes more central to the experience, the pace is far too breakneck and "uncharted" in the worst way so far. all fucking, no foreplay. also lenny kravitz is borderline a disaster as VA
>>739661749And what?
>>739661769>can’t refute the pointI accept your concession.
>>739660108>James fucking Bond>wokeReally
>>739661725>NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE UHH.........BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY!!!!!!!
>>739661725A joke like this is literally in every Bond movie before Craig. You don't even know what you're mad about
>>739661843And what's exactly so woke about it?
I honestly don't see any problem with this game other than it having mediocre gameplay and being very handholdy.The presentation and story are basically a classic James Bond movie through and through.>Bond being a daredevil that ignores orders and hits on hot girls>The plot being coo-coo bananas and full of stupid twists>Explosions, chases and fistfights all around in a "spionage" movie>Bond gets captured by the baddies at least twice but escapes somehowIt has all the usual tropes, so the game did stay faithful in this area.I was seriously expecting Bond to be a weak beta male that would get zero pussy and every woman would be ugly like sin. So it is a good sign, I won't play this game anyway, but it is a good sign.
>>739661834>the problem is there isn't any time to enjoy the "Bond infilitrates and enjoys comfy espionage" phase which is key to the pleasure of the filmsAnon this is the slowest pace and stealthiest a Bond game has ever been. Every previous game was either a first or third person shooter.
>>739661887>A joke like this is literally in every Bond movieIt isn’t.
>>739661856The progs will find a way.
>>739661894I don't know, I just come here to shitpost.
>>739661856Discourse on this board literally just revolves around the tourist culture war.
Safe Horny A real based conservative game would have bond hitting on highschool girls
>>739661908the grifters has deemed this game DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet all the redditors will then go>see? First Light appealed to chuds and it flopped!
>>739660770>>739661207That's why there's so many PAWGs nowadays, huh? They're adapting to the inevitable replacement of your kindred.
>>739662025/v/ has always been conservative Fuck off back to redddit
>>739662035>griftersMeaningless term.
>>7396601082020s really changed everything culturally forever. Even Overwtach, the fucking overwatch is starting to cave in and slowly but surely add good sexy stuff. Man the 2020s did not go the way they wanted lol.
>>739662020Pffff
theres a lot of obvious shilling going onits pretty bad and woke and moronic, the only hot girl ends up in a wheelchair after 15 minutes
>>739661917for sure, I was just hoping given how levels like Sapienza, Miami, Mendoza, Maldives, etc. were in Hitman that we would have a lot of that recon, level exploring phase, and so far it's much more on-rails and fast, fast paced. I am hoping they have a few of those bigger signature levels later on. (Just wrapped pirate shenanigans.) best part of the films imo is the "bond checks into the hotel and gets acquainted" phase imo
>>739662069bot got mad
>>739660108>>739662082yeah, they sure are giving their best...
>>739660770This shit always makes me laugh because its basically a timeline of third world countries slowly getting access to the internet
>>739660770you are a homosexual and a third worlder
>>739661207Now do "ass" with "arse"
>>739662145the internet was way better before the third world country of yurop gained access to the internet via smart phones
>>739661834>"Bond infilitrates and enjoys comfy espionage" There was never a single 007 game about "comfy espionage" this is literally the first one.This is the James Bond game with the most comfy espionage that you speak off, most if not all of this franchise games are straight up action games.The most famous game before this, Goldeneye is a first person shooter where you have to kill your way through levels most of the time.>>739662035Every anti-woke out there should make and effort to ignore those stupid grifters, they make us look bad more often than not.This game is fine for what it is, it is a casualized Hitman game with more cinematics and story focus.
>>739662165>NOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT NEW GAMES WE NEED MORE GATCHA THREADS
>>739660321She's not that bad, probably bad compared to her prime but still. I don't know why she thinks she's ugly
>>739661386No, they never did, until Goldeneye shat all over the franchise and the raping has been constant since.
she has nice boobs (im black)
>>739661953Do you also lose your shit over the women being named things like Pussy Galore?
>>739660770>Everyone was searching for big tits in 2009Interesting.
>>739660321What is she trying to say? That no one wants to date her because she's old?
>>739662256turning heads means her expectation is to keep up against women in their 20s, she doesn't count looks from people her age.she's delusional
>>739662202sure but don't tell me when this thing was announced you weren't imagining Hitman Sapienza but James Bond. this is not that. It's not bad, but through the first six hours or so it is not that at all. very, very linear experience
>>739662084Exactly, I'm glad we agree
>>739660108For a game it still lacks game and play
>>739660108Don't ever stop complaining. It's working.
>>739662069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>>739662256because she's obviously a social media addict and that is hell for any female to compare themselves to
>>739662357She expects men to ogle her when she walks around the gym with her phone recording everything she does.
>>739660770>nigger ass>almost completely flatAre you going to be spamming this at EVERY image of a woman's rear if it isn't a ten-year-old girl?
>>739662396Its a playable Bond movie, I'm not saying it is a great game, I'm saying it is ok.A deep discount kind of game.And its not woke either, its just a normal honest to heart James Bond story.
>>739661336How the fuck is that woman's ass "fat"?
>>739662136>there are no other factors that could've caused thisOh there are other factors why games like Veilguard and Saints Row failed but to say the woke bullshit had nothing to do with it is just prog cope.
>>739662035>>739662202This works bottom up, not top down. Are you two getting the game?
>>739660108so it's not woke?
>>739660321SHE OLD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>739661336feminists took over and said male gaze bad
>>739662415Sexoooo
>>739662348It was a different time...
>>739662396I expected it to be total woke garbage and even more linear and hand-holding than it is.So I'm very positively surprised.
>>739661608No, see, what you posted is an actual joke. A double entendre.This >>739660108 is just a version of "Erm, so that happened."
>>739662406>it lacks game and play>game and play>ga and ayGay! So the game is gay!
>>739662457yeah, it is a proper bond game for today's age and some things that it does are really quite clever, but the sense of "uncharted" creeping in is always there. coming off WoA freelancer it feels like getting off a crotch rocket and onto a vespa
AY DIS WHITE BOI GOT HE METAS NAAAAH BBRUUUUH
>>739660470This is supposed to be an origin story, so yes he's meant to be young.
>>739660108>>739660124>Safe horny>Brownoid fattyLmao. Also kys.
>>739662457>its just a normal honest to heart James Bond story.>honest to heartThere are exactly 0 movies showing a green James Bond
>>739662550oh by comparison to your average snoy or ubishit single player cookie cutter "masterpiece" it's shakespeare. just not compared to IO's other work
>>739662137I know, right, why aren't they ass naked with their cunts pressed to the camera, this is still white genocide.
>>739662241It's funny how these people spam "SHILL SHILL SHILL" posts throughout the board when they're advertising the game as much as everyone else. Ironic shitposting or braindead hypocrisy?
>>739662668>Entire ass is safe horny >Brownoid>Fattyyou are retarded
Im buying it because its like Uncharted AND its woke so every sale makes the Soulschuds on here extra mad
>>739662668How is this safehorny lol?
>>739662415we did it reddit!!!
>>739662523Grim
>>739662415>all women should look like teenaged supermodels, anything older is a direct attack on white male survival
>>739662757>holding L for six hours to own the chudsit's your brain
>>739661608esl nigger that was my point, them trying to do these jokes exposes the obvious changes in writing across the generationsmillennial writing is ass>>739662332>pussy galore in 2026>"uhmm J... did I hear that right?">"bet her father loved her!"
>>739660159>>739660271we?
>>739662750>>739662759If you need it explained to you you need to go back.
>>739662668i just realized safe horny just means whatever that couldnt get you hard lmao
>>739662810Cry about it
>>739662815>"bet her father loved her!"That's what /v/irgins always post at pictures of any women.
>>739661319Many people aren't saying this (but I am)
>>739662884Adults who go after non-adults need to be locked away for life.
>>739662813Setpiece heavy Action adventures are Kino. Much much better than generic UE5 Soulsslop from Chyna.
>>739662852Actually you need to go back, you xitter retard
>>739660108This game is visually very ugly. The models and animations look like an early PS4 game.
>>739662332>Pussy GaloreKind of a moot point considering that modern Hollywood writers wouldn’t even allow that anymore. If a modern version of Goldfinger was made, the character's name would be heavily sanitized, and her romance with Bond would be completely rewritten.
>>739662829yes. we. wuz.
>>739660321I bondburgered your sis last night
>>739662884kek what ps4 game is this?
>>739662985All games look like PS4 games anon, consoles were going for the resolution meme instead of focusing on better visuals
>>739662994Did that happen in whatever movie is most recent?
>>739660108>>739660124Video games are supposed to be escapism.
>>739660108I'm so sick of blackwashing. Fuck you Christopher Nolan.
>>739663037thisUnless studio can spend a bajillion dollars they are going to look like PS4 games just look at all the goty nom from last year both E33 and KCD2 look good but you can see them running on a ps 4
>>739662136Wow that's what your algorithm looks like? No wonder you're miserable and attention seeking
>>739663091You want to escape from hot bitches
>3-4 hours to get a gun
>>739663119What's wrong with that?
>>739663019if you told me gta5 on ps3 i'd believe it
A COMPETENT WHITE MAN WHO HAS SEX WITH MULTIPLE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN??WOOOKE!!!!
>attractive woman comes on to you>haHAA can't fool me, this is WOKE!a new low
>>739661386uh oh melty
>>739663184What was the point of PS5 and XSX
Chuds have lost the plot
>>739663119>both E33 and KCD2 look good but you can see them running on a ps 4yeah right lmao!
First Light is better than the last slopa v decided to shill, what was it called? Crimson something? Literal fotw gaslight
>>739663184nothing But it answers why 007 looks like a ps 4 game
>>739662810Respect for the source material, you sexless homosexual. The bond game should have bond girls, and Moneypenny should have sex appeal, and be salty as fuck.>>739663238What's the problem?
>>739660770Kek this really riled up the mutts
>>739663274TRVKE, and Crimson Sloppa looked even worse than mid PS4 games but you didn't see the chuds crying about that one.
>>739663202>>739663202Pandering to white males is woke
>>739661608The humor, along with other things, from the Connery films and even some of the Moore films wouldn’t even be allowed to be made today. This game is nowhere near like it fuck off.
>>739660108I will now play your game
>visible air leaving the plane>Chad Bond standing next to the open doorChuds lost
>>739662884But her lower half is dead now.
>>739662415she cute now
>>739663204>Acts like this single scene represents the whole gameSo if a single well cooked item is on my plate of shit, that means it’s not a plate of shit anymore?
>>739662829Yes that's right. I'm watching the cutscenes right now and I know that the gameplay isn't worth it.
>voidCringe
>>739663524Dumb Soulsretard
how's this dodi repack i got downloadingpeople saying gear is locked to online only?
Dialogue as a whole feels less like a bond film and more of a capeshit movie.
>>739663493no
>leftists when you dont buy the latest billionaire corporate slop
this Bond is so ugly
>>739663612is this supposed to be impressive?
>>739663612/v/iggers will find a way to seethe at this
>>739663659nobody is impressed shill
>>739660108Between this and GTA 6, we've accelerated quickly from White Boy Summer right into The Year of the White Boy. They really can't help that an average 6ft tall white dude makes their brown holes twitch.
>>739663612Now turn off path/ray/slop tracing.I respect reflections only if it was hand crafted with cubemaps, double models and other fakery.
>>739663612Based hitmon devs
>>739663612I wish my mirrors had magical blinding lights.
>game has no working mirrors>AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEH FUCKING LAZY ASS MILLENNIAL DEVS THEYRE ALL DEI HIRES FUCKING NIGGER INDIAN PAJEETS GOOD MORNING SSAAAAR THEY CANT DO MIRROR!!!>game has mirror>is this supposed to be impressive? dont care!
>>739663659already did>>739663643>>739663643
>>739663703umm excuse me? the main protagonist is a strong latin woman who that cisboi is going to betray
>>739662523The graphics got downgraded too.
>>739663545Lol! Who the fuck trained these shills?
>Synthetic watching shartykeks are seething over 007
>>739663729
>>739663705it doesnt have gaytracing yet afaik. its coming in a later patch
>>739660108It would've been the dumbest thing to not make james a womanizer.
>>739663612Still somehow less convincing that just copying the world and multiplying the scale by -1.
>>739663095if there weren't blacks, faggots and troons yuropeans wouldn't buy it
>>739663743how is that seething?am I supposed to felate the devs for doing the bare minimum?
i don't get why anons are so mad at thisat worst it's just another indiana jones interactive moviegame to ignoresomeone is sperging out very fervently
Did the devs personally decide to shill this shit here lol? Never seen a shill so upset about the product he's marketing.
>>739663531>he doesn't like the voidExdeath frowns upon you.
>>739660321>whine about men staring and flirting>then whine when they stopLMFAOwomen are a big fucking meme
>>739660321>woman goes from being inherently valuable because of her youth to not being valuable for men>bemoans not getting male attention anymore>woman lives the same reality men live everyday, starts breaking apart mentallyThey only know real reality once they hit the wall, up until then reality is sexism/misogyny/isms. That's the real world, where nobody gives a shit about you except your family if you didn't treat them like shit or your husband/children but going by the fact that she's alone in a car talking about not getting male attention means she has no children. RIP in pepperoni.
>>739660108buying now
>>739663609>/v/irgins when anyone likes video games
>>739663612yee yee ass haircut
>>739663812I think it is more impressive when graphics aren't super primitive
>>739663612Your game is still slop, but its great we rediscovered this lost technology. UE5 isn't hated nearly enough. You may think it is, but it isn't.
>>739663849>am I supposed to felate the devs for doing the bare minimum?yes. consoomer goycattle being like "i dont care" is the reason why devs dont care either.
>>739662547Tomb Raider 2 still best
>>739663849You are seething >>739663870>Never seen a shill so upset about the product he's marketing.Looks like you missed all the CD threads
>>739660108Moneypenny is supposed to make some smart-ass but flirty comment, not act flustered. The whole point is that she's the one girl who Bond can't have due to professional etiquette and she knows it.>Have fun tonight with your new friend, James? Next time make sure your glasses give me a better look at you...
>>739663870they're doing to saints row reboot thingHATERS GONNA HATE and all that bullshit and claim people are "mad" when really nobody gives a shit about this slop flop
>>739663923First light is a movie though
>>739663286That poster looks more interesting than this game.
>>739663989>You are seethingelaborate on how i'm seething
>>739663970lmao nice try but it doesn't work that way
I remember when Skyfall came out and everyone said it was the best Bond movie ever... and it fucking sucked and didn't feel like a spy movie at all.
>>739663990umm that would be problematic
>>739663853>>739663870I think it's marketing shills and GDC types trying to triangulate around the "modern audiences" thing. Saner anons will wait for a bit, and if it's the shit they want will get it, and if it's not, they'll leave it. Currently my feeling is, discount bin, but I might change my mind.
>>739664040I can tell
>only 55.8k on Steamlollmao
>>739664007thread after thread reaching bump limit betrays how you really feela game people actually didn't give a shit about was indiana jones, because nobody wanted to talk about it even with shillswhy are you so desperate to talk about this game anon?
>>739664108I personally just don't see how a spy game can be better than Alpha Protocol. I think all these threads did to me is they made me redownload AP again.
>>739663493>Devs listened to /v/ when they said to make the minority women attractiveOkay, now make them all BWC addicted sluts.
I'm surprised it isn't getting review bombed for poor optimization
>>739664087and Bond would say back something like>Always looking to keep you busy, Miss Moneypenny.before he walks into M's officei'm not being paid any of the thousands that the team of writers who made this game were paid
>>739664061why should devs care if consoomers dont
>>739664161saar
>>739663870All devs shill their games here, we established this over a decade ago. 4chan is the most popular and influential site on the internet, advertising video games here is a massive win.
>>739664153>Less than Dragon Age nonbuynary >Less than Assassin's Creed WE WUZ SAMURAIuhhhhhhh shill saars... our response?!
>>739664198thank you for doing the bumping sirplease stay in these threads until you fall asleep sir
>>739664253WE LOST WE LOST ABORT ABORT PLEASE FORGIVES US MIGHTY CHADS OF 4CHAN!!!
>>739664153>$20 more expensive than pragmata>only a few thousand lessyep its more profitable. pragmata lost again
>>739664108You are surprised some anons are talking about a new AAA game from ioi?
all these shitflinging just makes me wish we got another Alpha Protocol, now thats a real spy game
>>739662547Tomb raider 2012 made me the hardest with all the ryona content. It's by far the horniest game out of all of them.
>>739663643yes
>>739663849lmao at that vid
You know shartykeks are shitposting because not only this game is unpopular but it had zero 24/7 threads before release unlike CD with its aggressive shills.
>>739660321You were raped by Millennials.
>>739664304I never realized how much seeing a sexy woman dying would turn me on. I was only 13, and that game ruined me.
SJWs largely stopped caring about sexualization like 4-5 years ago by now, some of the biggest coomers on twitter and shit are ones with pride flags in their bios
>>739664285If you talk about video games you're a shill and developer.
>>739663643without path tracing, yes
>>739664303Alpha had the best bro route ever.
>>739664352I doubt he's a groomed toddler posting on /v/ anon
>>739662415original looks like spike lee
>>739662829both chuds and the modern audience
>>739660108>Cucking the pajeeta with a white girl is woke now.you guys are getting as cringe as the old sjws of the past
>>739662810Poof that you're a faggot not worth listening to
>>739664435they didn't stop caring, they just apply their usual "rules for thee but not for me" tactic to it
>>739664532boomer obsession with NTR jokes was always stupid anywaymoneypenny deserves superspy COCK
>>739664435That's because troons are porn addicted degenerates, and thats their entire personality.
>>739664674They're exactly like /v/irgins.
>>739664196Anon, I don't think I can not buy any harder, but maybe i can hold on. lets see, not buy, not buying harder 2
the tactic of pretending everything is woke shit to make everyone sick of the anti-woke shit is getting pretty tired isn't it
>>739664694I knew this was coming, but they're far worse. They belive their porn fueled delusions are actual reality. At least /v/irgins know it's just shitposting and fantasies.
>>739664739>we're exactly the same but they're worse, believe me
>>739664752make her thicker
>>739664674>porn addicted"Porn addict" is zoomer prude simp buzzword.Straight males and females are "porn addict" by default becasue having sexual drive is norm. If you have no morning boner your health is fucked up.If you can't cum 3+ times in the row you're bad at sex and your wife will NTR you for bvll.All facts.
>>739660124NOOOOO WHERE WERE THE SAFETY CONSULTANTS AHHHH ANITA HEEEELLLPPP
>>739664784Okay, Lilith. Good luck with your shill campaign.
>>739660159>we
>>739664803Why would Adam's first wife be shilling a child's toy?
>>739660321Yes.Yes they are.
>>739664790I still get full morning wood but I haven't fapped in more then a week
>>739664790Nothing you said has anything to do with porn addictions. That's just a regular libido.
>007 is WOKE DEI SLOP NO FANSERVICE LOL >here is fanservice>UMMMMMM SAFE HORNY DEI SLOP
>>739660108>flashing your half-bare ass: good>showing a glimpse of panties: literally rapethis is so fucking insane.
>>739664153Game isn't out yetThey gave 24 hour early access to anyone who preordered the game.We'll see the real numbers today.
>>739664784yuh, somehow twitter has managed to outdo 4chan in terms of being "terminally online"though certain discords might have them both beat
>>739664845>Xhe thinks xer bible fanfiction is as real as xer neovaginaLMFAOOOOOOO
>>739662810>why people complain about a shitty, fugly design when we consciously made a decision to put shitty, fugly design into our game?!>why people complain when we present feces to them?!
>>739664895Meant for>>739664829
>>739664443True dat
>>739662929You won't do shit faggot
>zoomers calling a bond girl a "brownoid" when bondgirls were historically from all over the worldmen didn't used to discriminate against good pussy
>>739664926When did I say I believe in fairy tales?
>>739664674>>739664739>/v/irgins know it's just shitposting and fantasies>has a complete melty whenever there isnt a 11/10 asian women with bare tits>an 8/10 in a bikini is woke
>>739664963So you're saying the Bond franchise has always been woke slop.
>>739664969Nowhere, but thats like claiming a Wattpad story is cannon to the source material. It's not my fault your sisters couldn't pick a name that wasn't from some fag's fanfiction.
>>739664989Don't forget the flat butt woman has a "nigger ass".
>>739664845>Nothing you said has anything to do with porn addictionst. troon or underageMasturbation is norm for human males and females. "Porn addict" is total nonsense invented by mentally ill simpsoys (who think virtue signaling and orbiting will give them pussy), confused zoomers, prude freaks and frigid people because if you don't masturbate everyday you're fucked up or just want to gigacoom. Having sex everyday is based and norm cause it feels good for both genders. But no one will ever "shame" you or call you "sex addict" IRL. All facts. Visit a doctor.
>>739664995I'm saying banging some exotic broad as part of your international spy mission is an appealing part of the Bond fantasy ya fucking retardim sorry that you're gay
>>739661336But she is attractive. Not my fault she's too old for you, pedo.
>>739664989Has a frogpost ever not been retarded?
>>739665049Why are you desperately insisting that I'm a woman?
>>739665069>banging some exotic broad as part of your international spy mission is an appealing part of the Bond fantasyMutt hands typed this, you es a! You es a!
>>739665093I'm literally doing the opposite, kek
>>739664196it's their job to care
>>739664869nice cope
>>739665116It's a fucking Bong character written by Bongs you fucking nitwit and most of Bond's movies take place in EuropeIt's a heavily European franchise
Is that yet another game /v/ decided to hate on regardless of its quality?
>>739665079>brown mystery meat>mid pajeeta face>attractiveYes praise vishnu saar she is attractive fucking you bloody benchod
>>739664963That was before DEI.
>damn, a shiny tanned bikini girl with big tits in a AAA game who the protag proceeds to sex up>reads threadYou people need to be put out of your misery.
>>739665064Nice try porn addicted incel.
>>739665064oy vey
>>739665119Don't know why, but okay. You people worship trannies so much you think everything is one.
>>739665181NuHitman is slop, so it's safe to assume this will be slop too.
>>739665181Nah these are just discordfags who raid and hate on literally everything because /v/ are heckin' chuds who deserve no happinessYou can tell because when you engage them in an argument they say retarded things like this >>739665116
>>739665187If she was yellow with slanted eyes, /v/ would have salivated profusely instead
>>739665187We will be when your kind is first.
>>739665160>I, a mutt, dream about fucking brown mystery meat>ergo this is a big part of the franchise made by the islamic republic of bongistan>you know, basically European thing, confirmed
>>739665201
>>739665212>engage them in an argumentsaid argument:>I have a fantasy about fucking brown mystery meat
>>739665159It's reality you dramamonger retard
>>739665227You're not going to do anything. You're a failed human internet dweller that pisses his pants when he talks to the gas station attendant and has never kissed a girl. The government could come in and file you all into meat grinders and you wouldn't resist whatsoever.
>>739665232You're projecting so hard you should open a kinoplex. I'm not American nor a Bong, you fucking idiot. I just know that James Bond is a Bong character created by some Bongoid named Ian Fleming or some shit. He's an international super spy who jetsets around Europe banging exotic women. That's always been what James Bond has been.There is nothing in these webms from this game that is inconsistent with what Bond has been from the Connery days, or the pre-movie days even. Hell the movies were going to turn 007 into a black woman and you're complaining about a white hetero Bond fucking some Spanish bitch with big titties and her ass out.Seek help, indian discord tard
>>739665313Trump won
>>739665196Wait a second. THEY can't coom.
>>739664995Bond is literally a british glowie
>>739665281K. What does it have to do with me?
>>739665350(((They))) know the importance of keeping your seed and absorbing it
>>739665348Point proven, seethe harder.
>>739665349>kikeslave wonabsolute state of goyim
>>739665348This is what happens when miserable fucks decide to be angry first and then try and find a reason to after the fact.
why does bond look like a looksmaxxer highschooler?
>>739665348You seem confused about what you're even trying to argue grandpa.
>>739665187It's because she's not Japanese or an underage moeblob.
>>739665401The only thing that you've proven is that you have a desperate need for attention and you're willing to act completely retarded to get it
>>739660770Isle of man is aptly named it seems
>>739660307her shtick is wanting to bone bond, and bond being a dick about it
>>739665408>>kikeslave wonThis could be said about literally any Western politican.
>>739665431board culture
>>739664752>>739660108>>739660124I see the Architect was consulted during the development of the game.
>>739665348>There is nothing in these webms from this game that is inconsistent with what Bond has beenHas Bond ever looked like a zoomer faggot in any movie
>>739660108>>739660159About 5 hours in and the game is fun as fuck, /v/ is so gay
>>739665427We are in the 10th consecutive year of AAA homos trying to appeal to women while alienating the core audience because some kikes found out women are willing to blow more money
>>739662145>burgers still the most insufferable turdies with their constant left vs right politics slopKinda impressive actually
>bond fucks a hapa>/v/ hates this
>>739665461kek now THAT is cope>>739665478>Has Bond ever looked like a zoomer faggot in any movieHe's looked like a Queer
>>739665520>3DPD
>>739665480then why do their games keep bombing
>>739660276whats that from?The artstyle is familiar...
>>739665520hapas look weird
>>739660770>Isle of Man>Like TitsDamn right.
>>739665458Agreed The goyim are doomed
>we just want to put sex scenes with mid brown mystery meat women into our game!>why gamers don't like it?!>stop opressing us you incels! fucking brown mystery meat is le based and trad, just like in my cuck booklet about mr bond!
>>739665283>dramamongerwho talks this this?
>this is your brain on /pol/ >>739665609KWAB
>>739665520i swear to god it is all literal chinks/gooks just shillingthese days every thread that isn't some janky chink garbage or mobile porn game is filled with>WOKE TRANNY TRASH THE WEST HAS FALLEN THIS FOID IS WOKE AND BROWN AND LOOKS LIKE A MAN
>>739662136it was fucking insane seeing this shit happen with the Mario movie in real time on /v/
>>739665625I talk like that you lying retard
>>739660108I've always said that the ugly women would be the first pillar of wokeness to fall and that they would transition into having hot women push the messages of misandry and antiwhiteism. It's the most obviously monetizable thing that they're not cashing in on, and it doesn't require you being smart enough to wrap your head around the philosophical problems with wokeness and why it doesn't connect with people.It'll probably work for like five years until people realize what's going on. Disregarding extreme simps and really trashy men, I think that guys actually hate hot narcissists even more than they hate ugly ones for two reason (not those ones). First, no one feels let down when an ugly girl is a despicable bitch, whereas you wish that you liked the hot girl. Second, guys really hate manipulative backstabbing women, and nobody epitomizes that more than the feminist whores that you see using their feminine charm to callously exploit all of the men around them, crying victim for favorable treatment, to get out of trouble, for attention, or for the satisfaction of watching men mobilize on their behalf, throwing around false allegations of rape and harassment, going to the bar for free drinks from men that they have no intention of ever being in a relationship with, getting rich off of divorce, the extreme sense of entitlement when things don't go her way, etc. You'll never see more male vitriol and satisfaction upon punishment than with an Amber Heard.
>>739660770>Argentina is no longer whiteOuch. For a while there they were in the tit club. Guess that's changed.
>>739662256she would look good if she was a mother
Shartybros...
>>739665735>no longerAnon...
>>739662357Grandmas rediscover that single men are not interested in old women. Up next, water is wet.
Phasmophobia was my friendslop of choice, but none of my friends want to play it anymore. I have too many hours in that shit. The update that added the new animations is fucking cancer, and I hope they do away with it though.
>>739664869Um, but doesn't the game cost the same as the pre-order early access version? What's stopping those interested in buying and playing it now?
This discount Nathan Drake is not James Bond.
>>739660108>wokeslopI hate reddit so much it's unreal.
>>739665834Anon, Argentina used to firmly in the pro tit category. The list is pretty fucking clear; civilized White and honorary members prefer tits, turdies prefer ass.
>devs make a decision to put browns into the game to appeal to billions of browns>in hopes it will generate higher profits>gamers don't like this>response: REEE YOU FUCKING CHUDS DON'T SHITTALK OUR INVESTMENT VEHICLE REEEE
>>739660108>butterface girl: blah blah blahshut UPPPP godwhat happened with video gamesthey used to be made by the same dorks who play them so they get what players wantednow they're made by conceited assholes who don't understand shit about who plays games
>>739660159>WeThe poorfags with 15+ years old toasters?(aka 90% of /v/). Yeah, you're probably right.
>>739660108i boughted
>>739665929what your favorite part of bond movies wasn't sean connery getting constantly shit on by everyone around him and walking to different rooms and elevators?
el goblino
>>739665929He doesn't interact with people the same way as Drake
>>739665876There was like a 40 year period where this just wasn't a part of the cultural narrative and you also never heard women talk about being tradwives as a selling point. The meme of women getting wall'd and the rise of the tradwife appeal appeared at about the same time.But eventually, you can't ignore the fully loaded deck of women over 35 who are completely broken. The feminist roadmap has replaced the happy old woman with her 10 grandchildren and her extended family with the bitter cat lady who takes her walker to the civil rights march in a desperate effort to relive her teenage years.
>>739660321I read that as >the hardest part of being a retard milenial
I don't even know what game this is supposed to be and neither do I care as it has brown pajeets in it, skip
>>739663612That's just reusing mirror tech from hitman...
>>739666158>There was like a 40 year period where this just wasn't a part of the cultural narrativeDepends where you live I guess. But it's like saying:>how could I know that water is wet? nobody told me that!You'd have to spend ~25 years of your life being completely willingly ignorant to preferences of men to be surprised by this at 40, I'm not even buying that this is theoretically let alone practically possible
>>739665923>I hope they do away with it thoughThey won't. They already doubled down on it with some minor fixes and the community has already forgiven them.
>>739665082Trailer season starts soon so the catalog will be full of screeching coomers crying about 8/10s again but its all just ironic right haHAA
>>739660108>wokeslop/v/ is heavily influenced by X/Twitter nowadays, sad!
>>7396664878/10 in bongistan
>>739660584Shes way too old to be called cute
>>739665948>The list is pretty fucking clear; civilized White and honorary members prefer tits, turdies prefer ass.And?Why should people care?
>>739660108>>739660124>mediocre brown butt is all it takes on hereThe absolute FUCKING STATE
>>739665672of course you talk like a shill
>>739666609>on hereplease learn to spot obvious shills you newfag
>>739660108>>739664232Very organic threads.
>>739665567Was wondering myself, Yandex says it's Shihai Shoujo Kubaru-chan.
>>739666674>Lie>Get called out>no you are a shill!
>>739665928Because most people don't pre order
>>739666715lmao pathetic shill>>739666739what lie shill?
I was almost interested until they cut away to the black girl cringe reaction
>>739666774yes most sheep dostop making shit up
>>739660159ThisI haven't cared about James Bond since die another day, and even then I've only seen that and like 4 othersOctopussy best, fuck goldeneye
>STOP THE COUNT
>>739664752Fuark bros she looks just like my ex
>>739666778>shillI do not think it means what you think it means.
>>739660108>>739660124Literally what are you people complaining about? She's a buxom sexy woman in a two piece bathing suit showing sexual interest in a male protagonist. You guys are being dissatisfied on purpose.
>>739666690you mean this whole board now?>newfagkek
>>739666804Nah that's perfect. Let's you know she was watching that sexy desert bitch getting PLAPPED
>>739666864She's not a 12 year old tranime girl so of course trannies are complaining
>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE HER REEEEEEEEEEEEE ANIME SUXlollmao
>>739666864>mid pajeeta>sexy womanYes saar redeem the very sexy woman
>>739666930I suspected that, honestly. Also, she has a normal hairstyle and not some stupid neon bullshit with a silly hate and Christmas ornament angel wings or some nonsense.
>xhe actually is a tranime fagkek
>>739666715>Multiple threads about a new game???WTF that never happened before
>>739666363> I'm not even buying that this is theoretically let alone practically possibleThe term to describe how this happens is "superreality"; a fake reality laid over the real one. Boomers completely live in the neoliberal superreality and you're not allowed to question it. And women have consensus-centered morality and are especially susceptible to pressure from the social structure around them. Even if they know deep down that it's not true, they'll think that saying the truth is morally wrong because it would rock the boat. How often do you see that these days?Then you've got the fact that women absolutely do not want to make a realistic assessment of their value and their tendency to sabotage the competition for male attention.>How did we even get to this point?The parts of liberalism that talk free speech, free markets, and due process are nothing short of genius, and we shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater. The part of liberalism that's built on the ridiculous lie of the innocent, radical egalitarian primal human (the noble savage) is pure cancer. Radical egalitarian means no hierarchies, and that includes the 60-year-old woman having the same sexual market value as the 20-year-old.
>>739665183She literally looks like she's from Mediterranean, you retarded nigger tranny.>AIEEEEEEE ONLY PLASTIC GOOK OR KAWAII UGUU NIPPONOID LOOKS ARE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL HERE!You'll never be a Japanese or a woman, dumb retarded pedonigger tranny.
>>739666951there are no mystery browns in anime so anime sucks, simple as
>>739667023pipe down, babel media
>>739660770>>739661093>>739661207Good morning saar
>>739667064>pajeeta>looks MediterraneanIn your dreams saar
/v/'s just mad that they can't pirate it.
>>739666715Schizos like you will never not make me laugh
I can’t wait to play it on my Nintendo switch 2 guys
>>739661121lol, having to write a normal story with woke conditions is like trying to solve physics problems in a diffrent dimension
>>739665187Those tits are not big, and that's the problem
>>739667147you'd play anything you hungry slut.
>>739667139Go make another thread about how this slop of a game is actually chud coded and how we all should buy it.
>>739661856james gets constantly insulted, ordered around and rescued by woman. in the last hour of the game he gets rescued 3 times by the same girlbosseven the ending is him having to be rescued
>>739667064SAAAR
>>739667064>KAWAII UGUU NIPPONOID LOOKS ARE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL HEREthis unironically
>>739667192Anything except Nintendo first party games oddly enough
>>739667064>AIEEEEEEE ONLY PLASTIC GOOK OR KAWAII UGUU NIPPONOID LOOKS ARE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL HERE!Correct
>>739665225probably still wouldn't buy it though, so eat more shit, jeet
saars mid pajeetas very beautiful, ok? many blessed by vishnu
bro took too much T
>>739660124Smelly bunda. I still won’t be playing James Bund.
>>739660108/our girl/ is playing it https://youtu.be/nhz0goszgew
>>739660108"Woke" should have always implied "those who are aware, and spitting in the face of an unjust orthodoxy". They were certainly co-opted for quite some time. Perhaps they finally recognized that puritan conservatism regarding sexual display was still on the table with the current world order. Can't expect them to get it all right.
>>739660108>Make bond a faggot zoomer who wiggles his eyebrows and does a silly face.Holy fucking shit im impressed by how bad this is, this feels like a fucking script that got tossed for a soft reboot but picked up for a game because of how "cool" it was and the studio said "ya sure fuck it I dont care just make me some motherfucking money with the turd"
>>739660108why is moneypenny black
>>739667409>glow-niggerIsn't it obvious?
>>739667409Name's Nigger, Glow Nigger
>>739667356What does her puckered asshole look like?
>>739667232This is youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiWeqVYYI1c
>>739667548you ever look at the top of a ripe apple when you inspect it before eating it, minus the stem?
>>739665069lule ur brown
>Saar saar she's a pajeeta saar believe me saar!Shitposters BTFO'd kek
>>739660108>straightest sex scene in current age is from a woke gamehuh?
>>739667356Who?
>>739660108>let me guess>You don't like it too sweet... You don't like it too complicated...>You like it... straight up?>Nah I like it gay up fr
>>739660108Blackcock money is draining out?Why aren't the Jewish printing 100000000074746463736356363 gorrilions Money is fake and gayCan someone give me the phone number of Larry fink and his Jewish friends?I need to chastise them for letting porn into games, completely unacceptable
Oh, after checking steam charts i see what the problem is. This game was supposed to bomb horribly.
>>739667820Yeah it's way better than I thought it would. Not sure what they expected
We should all report and criticise the game because it objectifies womenWoke slop tards must pay for what they did and they are forever banned from ever producing goon games
>>739667618“Yeah.”
>>739667820>>739667839>hasn't even broke 100kbaffling posts
>>739667706Pajeets have always a specific of pajeet nose The hole doesn't have the pajeet nose
>>739660321why can't she take care of her children instead of whining she doesn't get enough attention?
>>739660561That was just something /v/ made up to be mad about
>>739660108You JUST know moneypenny went to the bathroom after that
>>739667876Because it isn't out yet. People are playing it in early access.
>>739667973>Release Date: May 26, 2026nigger what
>>739660770This is what a modern British girl butt looks like
>>739667820you must be looking at a different chart to the rest of us
>>739660108Poor Moneypenny isn't getting any
>>739668035>he filtered the results just enough to prove his thesis.Now show us the global top-sellers.
>>739668126the meaningless rankings with no numbers to back them up? Who would care about those?
>>739668150Those are now "meaningless". Keep moving those goalposts.
>>739662810yesyes they should
>>739662069nah
>>739662415>>739663493made for miscegenation with BWC
>>739667801This, gentlemen, is what happens when you go full /pol/tard. Never go full /pol/tard.
>>739667074>Why are you talking about a new game!!!
>>739660108I don't get the "this bond is not like old bond" when one of the first thing you do once you get accepted by the MI6 is to fuck the receptionist
>>739668230Cope lil unc she's taking heavy doses of contraception next morning
>>739668190How many games did it sell, from looking at the global top sellers? You can't say because it doesn't tell you shit. It could be ten million, it could be ten thousand, it could be ten. You don't know so it's meaningless.Player count shows there's at least 50,000 sales all time. Real data that means something and isn't worthless to judge how successful the game is
>>739663612There's another Bond just walking around in another hallway and you're not saying anything?!
>>739668014It's coming out on 27 rn only Pre order niggers are playing the game
>Muh sales>She's indian or something Manufactured outrage
bond is supposed to be like a chad but this one doesn't look much like a chad, just an average normie
>>739665187it's literally the devs fault for giving interviews saying bond was heckin' problemtic and that they aimed to change that fucking poisoned the well
>>739667706>LLM says it's a mystery meat, fuck knows what it isbtfoed
Is it even woke? It just looks like uncharted 6 or some shit.
>>739662396I was expecting it to be an Absolution-like with WoA elements, and it seems like that’s exactly what the game is.
>>739668541Average normies don't look like that
>>739668457>tranny brings up sales to defend his woke game>sales get proven to be low>REEEEEE WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH SALES AND BROWNWASHING WHITE CHARACTERS JUST BUY PRODUCT AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT
>>739668585>tranny this tranny thatTalk about the game you fucking faggot Do you even like hitman or bond?
>>739660770What's the appeal of big asses? If anything it just makes things more difficult
>>739660108>>/v/ hating sexy women.When did Pride month start early?
>>739668653Idk i don't work at IOI
>>739666986People are never fucking happy. You have a straight sex scene with skin showing and a normal looking woman, and they still find some way to claim it’s woke.
>>739668570For /v/ everything is woke
>>739660108how is that metrosexual James Bond?
>>739665187It's literally just Discord trannies anon. These threads are getting spammed to fuck.
>>739668851Yeah, because /v/ are known for their complex and diverse opinions and not for being tribalistic shitheads that can get griefed into frenzy at the slightest provication.
>>739668957Nah there's tribalism and there's blatantly trying to push a narrative. This isn't just /v/ being contrarian, this is some party trying to push an agenda. This is the most blatant Discord tranny hate campaign I've seen since Elden Ring. The fact that they're just straight up ignoring facts that blatantly counter their claims makes it so obvious.
>>739668990Or it's just /v/ being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian, as per usual. Happened with Indiana Jones, Expedition 33 and million other games./v/ just wants a new TORtanic to happen.
>>739668990>put mid pajeeta as a bond girl>people don't like it>MUST BE DISCORD PUSHING AN AGENDAtake your meds
>>739665183some people are so retardedly deranged about indians. i bet you don't even live in canada and you're this deranged already. you're going to call me indian for this post because you have no reading comprehension and are having a melty.
>>739660321shes decent looking for her age, but she is middle aged going on elderly
>>739669213>It's le woke bond is a cuck >Here's a hot woman hitting on bond>300 replies coping and seething
>>739669524>mid pajeeta>hot
pajeeta very hot saaar, most sexy bob and vagen in entire village saar do redeem
>>739663230Corps need to swindle money
>>739660190Big ass nigger aesthetics are nauseating. The anglosphere is hell.
>>739662810>all women should look like old dogshit, anything prettier is a direct attack on brown female survival
>>739660108>She's not Japanese... I must start an anti shill campaign with my discord community
>>739668695imagine trying to be edgy by printing a pedo glownigger soros propaganda on a tshirt
>discord cope shill cuck red seethe blue woke jeet discord cuck seethe jeet woke shill seethe discord cuck wokeLove /v/ nowadays.
>>739660108I think British people are a bunch of cucks who are going to get killed and run over muslims and forgotten in time. Sorry, but the whole fantasy of 'James Bond' has been shattered for me.
>>739660124Safe horny slop
>>739662810yes. visual media has to look good
>>739669963Japs brutally mog all browns
