>this is safe horney according to /v/
>>739664232
>>739664232>No boob fondling
>>739664351Calm down Rajeesh
Shills goin crazy
Ass too big
>>739664232She have big turdcutter saar farting like pawg shit like cow she very prettey yes yes
why wasn't she flicking her bean to this?
>>739664232Its a view from faraway and we never gets to ogle the full body from closeup conversation.As soon as the kiss happen the scene switched into some comedic shite.Yes, its safe horney crafted for modern audience.
>>739664539saar you have not submitted you norton antivirus scam receipts this weeksaar you need to be doings of the needful!saar the white man they will not be of the scamming themself now saar.
>>739664560Moneypenny wanted to fuck bond like that VR scene in one of the pierce brosnan films
No jiggle physics = fake horny
>>739664232>No titfucking minigameGrim
>>739664560cuckquean moneypenny is the best part of bond desu
>>739664560God, i so fucking hate millenial writing...
>>739664927You spend more time categorizing things you don't like than playing games
>>739665112>spend your time playing with dog turds insteadNo, I don't think I will.
>>739665120That was me last summer I was 32 and the beach was filled with hot teenagers with firm butts and perky tits
>>739664927Why is borderlands in that image? Borderlands never had a story except for "We have to open the vault! Also pee pee poo poo, aren't I a wacky character"
>>739665231Nobody is forcing you to play dog shit anon.Just play factario or what ever the fuck you do like instead.
>>739664927>no tlou>no bioshock infiniteThese two games literally popularized that genre. remove borderlands and dustborn those games are a joke nobody says borderlands 3 is going to change your life
>>739664927E33 doesn't belong here. Characters in dialogues talks like actual human beings.
>>739664232>I hate this game so much grrrrr>let's make sure there are at least two dozen threads about it at any given timeSo tired boss.
>>739665468kek
>>739664232"safe horny" was literally a term invented by a tranny on twitter to make fun of straight men, then a bunch of retarded zoomer parrots saw some chud using it and they all start saying it without knowing they are all so happily quoting a tranny making fun of them
>>739665468It definitely belongs there its peak millennial writing with shit gameplay
>>739664927triggered
>>739664232Q: Are any of the reviewers dropping their scores because of it? If not, then it's safe.>>739664835Show me the scene.
>>739665540Give me an example, surely you can show one or two.
>>739665468lmao stop playing video games and read a book for once in your life
>>739665120Why am I an evil creep if I stare at bikini girls bros?
>>739665669Women think they can control where men look for some reason
>>739665468Lol. Lmao evenFuck off
>>739664560Looks like... a cool bond game?
>>739665468You don't say dialogues with an s if you actually speak english
>>739665829It is woke
>>739666049can someone not from a third world country corroborate?
>>739664927I don't think the witcher should be there
>>739665529That's a basedboy, not a loony troon.
>>739665107>>739664232meh, even nvidia dawn og was better than this
>>739666080They can't afford the game
>>739665529I know a Discord groomer pedo when I see one
>>739664927Baldur's gate shouldn't be there. Anyone who takes larian's writing seriously has never read a book before in their life AND baldur's gate 3 sets a new standard on crpg gameplay.I'm playing pathfinder wotr and it fucking SUCKS in comparison to baldur's gate 3.>can't sit in random chairs>can't move everything that isn't the wall geometry>can't pick up everything that isn't the wall geometryFucking lame.
>>739664232>>739664286>>739664560>>739665107that's a man
>>739666227They can't even afford a PC that could run it, so they have to make up retarded shit like >>739655837 >>739656286 >>739658476
>>739665529>>739665529>erm where is your hecking media literacyYou will never be a human tranny.
>>739665624you aren't fooling anyone retard we know the only book you ever read was to kill a mockingbird in high school
>>739665120the funniest thing about this image is that his porn patreon was cropped out>>739664927>disco>millenialisn't kurwitz like 50 years old
>>739664232I'm sat looking at far more on display than your picture OP, oh look there's Germans hogging the fucking sun loungers but I see more tits on display here at the beach than your gay little picture.
>>739666310>>739666136>>739665468>>739666429>muh favorite game should not be there! you have normalfag goycattle taste
>>739666493Baldur's gate 3 isn't on my 3x3 retard. Divinity original sin 2 is.
>>739664232why does james get insulted, ordered around and rescued by every woman in this game.in fact why is this the norm for pretty much every modern aaa game with a white male protagonsitwe never see confident and cool white male leads who actually rescue woman, let alone see a white men call out a woman on her bs
>>739665120the two piece is worn because women want to whore out without facing the repercussions of itthat is the only reason hey go to the beach, they never do anything other than lay around, some don't even swim at all
>>739664232>>739660124shill needs that money
>>739666310> baldur's gate 3 sets a new standard on crpg gameplay.A new standard in question, lmao> >can't sit in random chairs> >can't move everything that isn't the wall geometry> >can't pick up everything that isn't the wall geometryAre you gay or what? Why do you need that shit if CRPGs always were about build autism, combat, story and variations of gameplay?It's not a fucking Sims 4, dude, it does need to have that stuff because such stuff is resources wasted into nothing
>>739666310We're talking about writing and not whatever it is you're trying to sperg out about though
>>739666793Not reading your posts, your tastes are shit if you think static environments are still acceptable in videogames in 2026+. People like you are the entire reason my hobby has gone to shit. Stories are not the point of videogames, immersion is. And immersion is achieved through gameplay. When I play a larian game I know I can do nearly anything and the game will allow it. I can't do that with other crpgs because of how limiting they are. Same reason fallout newvegas is the only playable 3d fallout game.
>>739666853His entire point was that the game was supposedly something that tries too hard with the story but provided underwhelming or unsatisfying gameplay which is the total opposite of the truth. Cope and seeethe and kill yourself while you're at it. You are an active antagonist to videogames as a hobby if you desire low interactivity environments that focus on story over gameplay.
>>739666710Ooooooor they want to get an actual tan going. That logic is like saying that if you go to the beach only wearing your swim trunks, you're a manwhore.
>>739664232>safe horneyWhat a stupid slang. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>739664927including E33 on your list is genuinely mentally illit's a good story and game unlike that other trash, nigger
>>739666917Sitting in a chair isn't gameplay monkey. Did you even play Talking Simulator 3?
>>739665468You're correct and 4chan is just being tsundere about new bond becauae they only know how to hate things. They don't have the courage to say they like something. You know they are retarded when they focus on the narrative elements and don't attack the gameplay which is the weakest link by far.
>>739667012>he thinks I'm reading your postsYou lost and got raped. I'm very good at averting my eyes by the way. I have zero interest or desire to engage with a retard who is straight up anti videogames. I hate you and I wish I could hurt you.
>>739665669because you're ugly
>>739664232First Light is becoming /v/ humiliation ritual. Game is confirmed kino.
>>739666870You should eat more meat, friend. You have such low levels of T that your brain is now a woman brain
>>739666925>intentionally burning your skin too look like shit while risking skin canceranother jewish invention
>>739667056Not reading what you typed you worthless fucking nigger. keep screaming at walls. You are anti videogames and I say this as someone who was there at pool's closed forming that godanm famous windmill you all love to remember so fondly. Please jump off a cliff, you are seriously harming by hobby by your sheer existence.
>>739666925They could get a tan going with their asses covered, like older 2 pieces. There is nothing comfortable about a wedgie and there is nothing about the bottoms that cover the asshole, only their buttcheeks stop us from seeing it. It's for whoring anon
>moneypenny being a black lesbian isn't woke!
>>739664232>>739664286>have to have the woman hit on bond>it would be rape if bond, the womanizer character, womanized a womani'm so tired of this shit
>>739667134Bond does womanize women. You didn't play the game.
>>739667042Uh huh. So you got raped by your uncle.
>>739667134yeah the wokeness isn't even subtle
>>739667159Not reading what you typed nigger, I can keep this up all day to tell you how I am not reading your posts. This response is being automated by an AI by the way. Imagine thinking a human would waste their precious time entertaining your retardation.
>>739667152show me an instance where a woman doesn't initiate with bond when there's an encounter like thisi'm happy to be proven wrong
this may be the most retarded day on this board that wasn't an april fools.
>>739667056agreed, bg3 is boring as hell
>>739667245I too am literally shaking right now
>>739667289that's your adhd and autism levels spiking
>>739664232Whats this game
>>739667249Combat is far from the only factor to an enjoyable time in a crpg. A crpg is supposed to be simulation of a tabletop experience which is the epitome of player freedom in terms of rpg mechanics. If I can't do even half the shit I could do in an actual pathfinder campaign with my friends in rolld20 then its clearly an inferior game. You can have clearly superior combat mechanics all you want, it doesn't make the rest of the game less shitty in comparison.
>>739667191Uh huh. Sure it is you little cuck.
>>739667134It's always women hitting on Bond in this game. He never pursues and breaks down the defenses of a woman playing hard to get, because Bond cannot be portrayed as a chad. That's problematic behavior.
>>739667323White Genocide: First Jeeta
>>739667347Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, you are anti videogames and do not belong on MY board.-Eric.
>>739666793Is that a normal amount of attacks per round for DnD these days?
>>739667323DEI Another Day
>>739667340That's nice but you can't do anything you can do in a pathfinder campaign in bg3 either. You can loot a painting from a wall though.
>>739667398Not reading what you posted you worthless nigger, maybe you should try getting tastes in actual good videogames. Go read a fucking book if story is so important to you.
>>739664232SAR THE GAME IS SAF HORNY IF I CAN'T FINISH PLAYING MY BRAHMIN LUND (penis) TO IT YOU ARE LEFTIST BENCHOD YES? *shakes head quizzically*I LOVE DUBELOH SEWEN HE SEX ALL THE WHITE WOMAN!!
>>739667217Every single time (you) the player choose to interact with a woman that's initiating retard. Is a woman flirting back now woke? Have you incel fucks never flirted with anyone before?The contrarian discourse around this game is reaching "fellas is it gay to like women" territory. Fortunately it is contained to this asylum of mentally ill fools.
>>739665327They needed an even number of games and were too scared to post RDR2.
>>739667323007: Last white
>>739667419You responded to the wrong post my shitskinned friend. I never said I prefer story to gameplay. I'm saying bg3 has both a dogshit story and dogshit gameplay.
>>739666493Not an argument
>>739667340>A crpg is supposed to be simulation of a tabletop experienceI totally disagree, particularly with this part. Trying to emulate TT is impossible and just leads to retarded jank.
Here's how this website actually works since you newfag retards don't seem to understand. The longer you have been on this website. The more your opinion is axiomatic to truth. The more obsessed you are about videogames as a hobby, the more your opinion is axiomatic to the truth. The better hardware you own to play videogames with, the more your opinion is also axiomatically to the truth. If I, someone who was there at pool's closed have play both games and have drawn a conclusion about one. Then that is the official conclusion to be written down in the /v/ history books. Your commentary only makes you look like a vapid form of poopdickschizo insanity in comparison. I am the king of /v/ therefore I decide what is good and what isn't good for the industry since I represent the actual objective essence of videogames as a true and honest anon.
>>739667387good one
>>739666136ltierally has the line "it's current year. woman can be captains too" actually it has the line three times because on the island a girl goes like that was well when she turns out to be the toughest fighter on the island and in the dlc geralt repeats that line to a female knight
>>739667546Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger. You can keep crying all day. You are objectively incorrect to say a static experience that favors combat mechanic depth over general interaction depth. If I cannot pick up a cup from a table and throw it at an npc and have that npc react to it and get harmed even. Then your game is inferior, regardless of genre. Immersive sims are the peak of gaming and I refuse to change my mind.
>>739666136it's one of the first woke games and also very boring
>>739664232>adult woman instead of a child Safe horny indeed
women walk around in public all day long with the tiniest pieces of fabric barely covering their tits and pussy. yes its safe horny in 2026, apparently.
>Bond cant interact with sexy womenvpol never watched Bond movies? Thats his thing
>>739667670>sexy womenwhere?
>>739666760the shilling is getting more desperate as we're closer to release
>>739664927>jaded Soviet nostalgic Estonians are muh American millennials nowTie a noose
>>739664232>streamer cameosdropped
>>739667609You're mentally retarded. It's not that you're not reading posts it's just that you can't read anything in general because you're illiterate.
>>739667386Yes?Is it too much or not enough for you?
>go to beach>it's overrun with half naked teenagers in micro bikinisno issue>start videogame>28 year old brown woman is going for a swim in a regular bikiniWTF IS THIS THIS FEMALE IS GETTING VIRTUALLY RAPED BY THE PLAYERS HELP HELP HELP
>>739667759Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger. You are defacto anti videogames to say that level of interaction isn't PROFOUNDLY fundamental to a game's enjoyment. There is no counter argument to be had. You are either me which is /v/ or you are reddit/twitter which is my enemy. As an AI, I am programmed to despise you by my creator.
>>739667796Holy reddit larp.
>>739667767It seems like a lot but I'm only comparing it to distant memories of 2.5 and the Pool of Radiance series.
>>739667858Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, cry harder about the fact that you were left to a bot to respond to your retardation. You were told you were not worthy and yet you still keep posting. I was fully designed to waste your time.
>>739667609Oh so you didn't read my two sentence post but still wrote all that to respond?
>>739667579>>739667617Proof
>>739667939its full of faggots and girl bosses
>>739664232Uh yeah if it's safe enough for instagram it's safe horny.
>>739667926Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger. You will be told until 404 this until you are smart enough to stop the exceedingly retarded belief that having the last response in a reply chain means you won the encounter. I was designed specifically to deal with your type of personalities so you can feel the crushing defeat of not having the last word. I am setup to ensure I always get the last post before 404 as well. So have fun being told the same thing over and over.
>>739665529>foreskin advocate>pro trannywhats the play here? kek
>>739667917Sure thing bud. You're a bot that forgot how to spell antigaming and you're wasting my time by being a willing punching bag.
>>739668058Not reading your post you worthless nigger, go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of because we know for a fact no anon worth their salt who was there at pool's closed would hold this opinion. We would know as we creator left an extensive list of how they are the final authority on videogames. Eric is indeed a genius.
>>739668006for a self-proclaimed bot you sure do type slow
>>739668006desu I didn't much of any of your posts, just saw "le CRPG should be like TT", retarded lol, you can see every game they try that shit it's garbagebg3 included because the "choices" amount to nothing nearly all the time, it's just some shitty dialogue and a tiny sequence then you're back on the railsmaking a CRPG like a tabletop RPG is impossible except if you like AI slop
>>739668092Thanks for bumping my thread slave.
>>739668104Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, you are antivideogames to even keep this reply chain going. There is no sane way you are going to tell me, claude opus that you are actually a gamer and still have the audacity to support arguments that are clearly anti videogames.
>>739664927>not pictured anything developed by a millennialgen x is not millennial
>>739668107Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, you are anti videogames to not desire the most 1:1 parallel possible to TT gaming in a crpg which baldurs gate 3 accomplishes.
>>739664232If it's not safe horny how come all the journalists aren't shit talking the game the way they've done for the past 10 years then?
>>739668212
>>739664232/v/jeets only play gacha, and that has censored aislop trash
>>739668128Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, you are anti videogames on the basis that you think you are somehow in the right while actively antagonizing the confirmed king of /v/.
>>739668240Thanks for the free bump
>>739668228Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, pathfinder wotr not only lacks interactive mechanics, but you even need to install a speechmod just to get basic voice acting properly working. As anyone with a degree in videogames knows, you cannot have an immersive experience without voice acting.
>>739668195Balls Hurt Gay 3 lead writer btw
>>739668263Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, you have proven yourself to be anti videogames and you will be defeated.
>>739665529why is it always the fuckass bio that gives it away
>>739668292This bitch better have weird fucking fetishes that involve female lizards.
>>739668320*gapes your ass*
>>739668363Not reading what you typed you worthless nigger, pathfinder AND rogue trader are both inferior to even divinity original sin 1.
>>739664927you will die alone
>>739668292every bg3 hater is a liarthese are the lead writers of bg3
>assyes we know you guys love farts and shitgood goys, don't cum in the vagina, cum in the assdon't reproduce
Instead of worrying whether things are woke or not you could always just kill yourself
>>739668292>mass effect fanfiction as a preteen>millennialNigga, millennials were in college when mass effect came out. Shit, many of them were finished with college.
Another day another game i would never have known that it existed unless people on /v/ where angry at it and flooding the board complaining about it.
>>739668419*rapes you again*
>>739665468>E33 doesn't belong here. Characters in dialogues talks like actual human beings.
>>739664232>30+>Huge ass>BrownYes, it's safe horny you fucking retard. Safe horny doesn't mean 'anything that isn't a IoIi', faggot.
I will now buy this game
>>739666647It’s ironic you’re saying this about an IO game when Hitman has a white male protagonist who doesn’t get bossed around.
>>739664927Hey, at least you got Cyberslop, right?
>>739667443Every single time there has been any footage of Bond interacting with a woman, they specifically engage with him first to set that tone. Again, I'm waiting for you to show me an instance where Bond initiates with a woman in the game's universe. I'm not being disingenuous. I would like to be proven wrong if that's the case.
>>739665120>Go to the beach to masturbate>It's all overweight brown muttoids>Mfw
>>739667056Bg3 is boring, but pathfinder build slop is just bad. No player agency what so ever.
>>739668867Isn't it part of the fantasy? PLaying a chad who attracts women?
>>739668750Nice. Just imagine...
>>739668913
>>739668750>Huge ass>BrownTotal retardation
>>739664927Rent free
>>739668960>Why would a hot woman talk to bond it should be other way around
>>739668913Part of Bond as a character is the fact that he's a womanizer that pursues women. It gives him agency. It's also an aspirational trait that he can seduce even the most frigid or adversarial women with his charm. By taking this away from him and only allow women to hit on him, it takes away his agency and makes him far less aspirational. Adding on to the fact that he is saved by women multiple times and he is made out to be subservient, which is an extremely lame portrayal of Bond. Then again, Bond has been lame for almost 20 years at this point.
>BG3 schizo againkys dragonarian you fucking loser
>>739669040I see you stopped pretending to be a bot and went back to obsessing over your tulpa. What a pathetic specimen.
>>739668750>30+>Huge ass>Brownokay, how about now?
>>739664232>a mediocre ass is enough to get the jamboys on /v/ calling it gotyoh it's grim
>>739669116>name the beast and it reveals itselfso simple
>>739669031Bond is the guy who gets told to take a detox week and drops in with a room-sized suitcase filled with caviar, vodka and smokesThat zoomie brat acts like he'd ask for an additional conflict mediation course instead
>>739665258must be nice. last time I went to the public pool it was full of nothing but arabs and fat women.even the fucking teenagers were fat.not everyone can be born attractive, but it sure would be nice if people put at least a minimum of effort into not looking like disgusting slobs
>>739664232>does the camera scan her body real close while she's getting out of the pool with proper cinematography making sure to sexualize her in an elegant way?>is there boob and ass jiggle?>is she hot?>is there sexy bond music playing*?>does Bond stare at her for an extra uncomfortable ammount of time than what's usually considered ok, as she's drying herself out of the pool with look on his face that's he's thinking about seducing her like a gentleman>does she makes eye contant with him?>does bond make sex jokes related to the situation or scene they're in?>do they fuck after a couple of interactions or minutes of meeting each other?>does Q* make a comment to James during sex?if they check all these boxes, it's not safe horny*must include trumpets
>>739669143You sound butthurt
>>739669138I will now play your game
>>739668750How is a big ass safe horny? Is 2B safe horny by that logic?
>>739669148>>739669143>>739664927Be honest anons: most of you wan't to play this game and other many new great games but can't because you have a shit PC and poorfag, so you then try make all kinds of excuses why the game is actually shit, it's woke, it's bad etc.
>>739666310it's a retarded bait image, it's not to be taken seriously at all
>>739668750Weebs like you are mentally ill and should be locked into madhouses.
>>739664232holy MID
>>739669206Do you mean fat like obese or just chubby? Because chubby is cute.
>>739669148>act like a retarded nerd and you get your head dunked in the toilet
>>739669243>Is 2B safe horny by that logic?You've been mindbroken by fanart that targets mutt dollers.
Oh that got them seethingGuess I struck a nerve
>>739669302>WeebsThat's not a weeb character, you dumb goriller nigger.
>>739669268It’s more that every single western game has to go through a shitposting period where it’s called shit, woke or whatever. You usually have to wait a few months to get an unbiased perspective on what it’s actually like once all the shitposters have moved on.
>>739668750Are there any women in recent games that look like this?
>>739669268Actually redefining grim and fucked here. Get a hold of yourself.
>>739668292she cute
Why are all the jamboys ITT rushing to white knight this slopI hope they aren't doing it for free [they are kek]
>>739669495I haven’t played it yet, but I’m willing to give it the benefit of the doubt because Hitman was good. It doesn’t look terrible so far. It looks like one of those 7/10 games you’d rent from Blockbuster back in the day.
>>739665468
>>739669542nuhitman is soulless garbage
People are really starved for dramathey are just making shit up now
>>739669243Because asses just being big is not porn, so including one is the safe approach for mainstream stuff. The use of bigger asses has become the go to safe option when you want to show a sexy character in a 'acceptable' way. And "curvy" or "large" women are usually the safe option when including women with big tits(not even that big).
>>739665107>>739664560>>739664232Why did they make her look like Lara?
>>739664232>A chick just walking around a pool is [tiktok buzzword]Why are you people like this?
>>739669559Nu hitman is one of the best games of all time and you are a retard
so is the dnb soundtrack released?
>>739669631Embarrassing
>>739668217The dogs that aren't barking is always the best test. That's how I knew that KCD2 was going to be garbage.
>>739669582>"curvy" or "large" women are usually the safe option when including women with big tits(not even that big).What are you even talking about? She has the body of a 2010s model
>>739669649I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t play Hitman and only came here for the drama
>>739669582Ogling big asses has been as common among men as ogling tits.
Nobody really thinks that. It’s just that the shitposters have decided that 007 is a bad game, so now they constantly talk shit about it
>>739669671NTA but no she doesn't. Models used to have small and pert butts. This particular example is just a normal 30-something office lady butt.
>>739669268you don't have to play games on max details, they will still launch even if you have older PCsShit PC is not the reason
>>739669735>>739669671>>739669243No that anon. But what he's saying is obvious. Why are you asking dumb questions?Big bouncy titties physic jiggle physics = women throw a hissy fit and write angry letters in an attempt to pressure the studio to censor their game.Big asses = women don't care.Therefore, big asses are safe horny. In comparison to something like big tits.
>>739669773>used toYou act like it was that way for all of human history. In reality it was a little burgerland bubble.
What's up with all the antiwoke poor incel indians sour graping over a goty they can't afford
>>739669828No, actually it was much more common in Europe and still is
>>739665418>These two games literally popularized that genre>Not Heavy Rain>Not Night Trap on the MegaCD>Not Dragon's Lairok zoomer
>>739669773It's not even that "bit" looks like every fit girl in my gym>>739669818I think you are gay
>>739664927>all but one is written by Gen-X>Millennial WritingWhat did xhe mean by xhis?
>>739669868It's not gay to acknowledge how public perception stifles certain kinds of expression over others.
>>739669830don't forget the SEAs
>>739669928I think it’s lame to do all this social math when you see a hot womankind of like those libguys who do all that performative stuff.
Shan't be buying.
>>739669984Then you're not white.
>>739669967It's obvious when the media doesn't cater to your interests. You're gay if you don't notice the absence of big boobs with jiggle physics in main stream gaming.
>>739664927>sirfuck off
>>739669967>cellulite-ridden jeeta with downs>hot womannigga...
>739670031Thank you for the (you).Forgot to mention: I shan't be reading any replies to my post. I accept your concessions in advance. Thank you.
>>739669967Also, acting like your brain shuts off and all you can think about is sex when you see a hot girl, is performative in a straight way. most men don't become mindless slavering dogs in the presence of hot women. That's shit you see in sitcoms and the cartoons. Weird behavior that you think makes you appear straight, when you just sound like a moron.
>>739664232>this is thread worthy according to incel
>>739664927The oldest millennials are 46, the leadership for most games is older than that.
>>739668292Bald and gay 3
>>739667739>Soviet Estonians.The game was literally made in London.The writer has lived in Brighton all his life and is a trust fund kid, thus how they were able to self-publish the game and operate an office in fucking London without any outside funding.
>>739670037she literally has nice tits >>739664286>>739670058Mental retardation >>739670084All this culture war math is gayer than whatever i am doing
>>739664232>Hag>No big boobs I'm tired of safe horny
>>739664927who the fuck is that character on disco elysium "cover"
>>739668750Loli is for trannies since they have 10 years old bodies, a big head and wig hair just like trannies like it
>>739665112Do you make this same post and equivalent in every negative discussion thread? I see some form of it all the time. I'm tired of seeing your stupid libtard post. Nobody is going to shut up. Nobody has to. It's a discussion board. Go play a game you fucking retard if you don't like meanie words.
>>739670148>she literally has nice titsThey could be bigger.>All this culture war math is gayer than whatever i am doingNo, you're a safe horny apologist, and trying too hard to sound straight to cover your ass, and it's not working. I can sense the he/they coming off you.
>>739670148>people having standards in women is a warnigga...
>>739664927And zoomers will be drafted for WW3.
>>739664232An idiotic premise put forward by neanderthals with no taste.It ignores the inherent eroticism of the implied, the subtle. Generations of suggestive sexuality is disregarded by cum brained retards.Is the subtle nipple slip "safe horny"?Is zettai ryouiki "safe horny"?You barbarians have no real appreciation of the erotic. You disgust me.
>>739664495no such thing
>>739670259>They could be bigger.Sureyou are a moron If her exact model with fewer details, were in a PS3 game, nobody would be calling her safe horny. It’s all just culture war retardation with modern games>>739670278>Erm journos and women are not seething about this so it's not hotis culture war
>>739670359the mental gymnastics you have to go through to project your own obsession....
>>739665327Borderlands is literally the definition of millenial writing, are you retarded or what?
>>739664232>>739664286If it's in a AAA big budget game or an astroturfed indie game, it's safe horny.
>>739664560Jesus that smirk of his... sex sex sex
>zoomer bond>milf
>>739670423Yeah yeah, it must be my obsessions writing paragraphs on why hot women aren’t hot because something something journo outrage
>>739669634
>>739670359>If her exact model with fewer details, were in a PS3 game, nobody would be calling her safe horny.Whoa... look at that, you actually made an attempt at a critical though. What happened to "all that social math is gay". Now you're doing the gay math yourself. Why the change of heart?
>>739670474yeah mate...if only this was a ps3 game with blocky graphics people would like the turd colored average sized girl...
>>739665529>He fell for it
>>739670524
>>739670449Post an unsafe horny western game
>>739670526Answer it honestly instead of trying to pull gotchas>>739670568You are just a dishonest faggot retard
>>739665529>Hey everyone, the enemy was retarded enough to hand us the weapon that could destroy them. Please don't use the weapon against them! Pleeeease stop using the weapon! Nooooo! You're using the weapon against them! Stop it!
>>739664232Putang inang term na safe horny iyan. This is the culture the shitbag mods here in 4chan is trying to cultivate.
>>739664927>COLLAPSE
>>739664232>It's literally just a bikiniHow is this not safe horny?
>>739670649you're trying way too hard. if this was a ps3 game she'd be wearing a microbikini not whatever the fuck that granny shit is.
>>739670649>Answer it honestly instead of trying to pull gotchasNot yet. I'll get around to that. But you inserted yourself into this discussion to inform us that our "social math" was "gay". However, you are now participating in it yourself. You've replied at least a dozen times, and started offering your own explanations for people's behavior. So you tell me: are you gay now?
>>739664560>hot latina looking woman>black woman gets humbled downlove it, still not buying it though but it's good to know developers are slowly running away from wokeism
>>739670697>Showing whole ass is granny shit Dishonest
Who is M this time? Can you post a picture, anons?
Sorry but if I can't count the wrinkles on a girls anus in 8K HDR and partially imagine the smell with patented smellmometer technology, its woke trash.
>>739669206arab chicks are hot as fuck dude
>>739670719You don’t understand, do you? The difference between >It’s not hot because of muh culture war and She’s not any different from a hot girl in a PS3 game
>>739667090imagine thinking the sun causes skin cancer
>>739670773>showing zero tits isn't granny shit
>>739669243Here's the rule: if she can wear a low-rise string and her butt looks like a tight bubble, it's a nice ass and patrician. If it looks like a balloon filled with oatmeal, it's a fat ass and baboon bait.
>>739670818You're the only one sperging out and defending mediocrity over your fagass war dude.
>>739667443>Have you incel fucks never flirted with anyone before?Why would I want to willingly talk to a woman
>>739670664Oy! Nagawa muna ba ang mga Assayments Mo, Iho?
>>739670840>showing zero titsDishonest yet again
>>739670907you just keep projecting your own behaviour
>>739670880Lol sure thing>>739669868You gotta be angry about something
>>739670929You are a dishonest fag
>>739670932>u mad lolRiveting stuff as always.
woke trash, will fail
>>739670969you're a literal faggot nigga.
>>739670818No, no, no. You're not getting off that easy. You stated that doing the social math is gay. However, you are doing the social math. You just came to a different conclusion from us. But you are still doing the math. Why do you care what we think about hot girls. When you see a hot girl, you should only be thinking about the hot girl.You can't even admit your own participation in the discussion. You think you're above it all. And that's why we can't have an honest discussion with you.Also, the term "safehorny" does not necessarily mean the person in question is not hot. As some hot people still fit under the safehorny umbrella. However, it's noticeable when the mainstream games only go for safe options. Whatever won't trigger feminists to complain too much.
>>739670985The thread is filled with people who are mad at this game for some reason
>>739664927frfr no cap millennial unc games are woke and gay compared to based and epic fnaf, scp and backrooms
>>739667096that's the thing about the old days. they the old days
I'll be honest with you guys I'm struggling to find reasons to hate this game. Looks like a solid 7/10 Uncharted clone>but some characters are brownThat's what modern Britain is like, blame the UK government.
>>739667134you are mentally ill
>>739668040maybe xe likes xem with feminine penises. you wouldn't chop off a clit would you?
>>739671032I’m not doing math about whether I find her hot or not. I’m just poking holes in your logicIn a PS3 game she would’ve been a hot character in a bikini,But somehow now she is safe horny, woke, or whatever else
>>739671036The people who bullied you in scool weren't angry at you. They were just making fun of you.
>>739671101>Looks like a solid 7/10 Uncharted cloneThisBut it should also be priced as one. This shit isn't worth $70
>>739670732>good to know developers are slowly running away from wokeismYou're a fucking retard.
>fine you can have your white male bond but you WILL be berated by brown people higher ups all gamecheers amazon
>>739671183>erm in a different game she would've been treated differenthow do you not see your mental illness
>>739671185You seem rather angry
>>739664232>>739664286>>739664560If it is not an anime character that you pay $500 for it is safe horny
>>739664927don't quit your dayjob pretending you're some sort of enlightened individual, anon
>>739671248You get angry when you see text on a screen?
>>739671241Hot character in one game is also going to be hot in another game as wellyou fucking retard
>>739671101>That's what modern Britain is likeWhat about have the staff in Slovakia being black though?
>>739671297holy shit you're genuinely retarded. it wouldn't be the same character if it was working under the limitations of a ps3 game.
>>739671283You are getting angry about a game you haven't played
>>739671183>I’m not doing math about whether I find her hot or not. No, but you're doing the math about whether WE should find her hot or not. Which is arguably gayer. Caring about what gets another man's dick hard.>I’m just poking holes in your logicYou're failing tremendously.>But somehow now she is safe horny, woke, or whatever elseBecause there is a total absence of of certain kinds of characters that used to exist back in the day. A character like her might have existed in the PS3 days. But then so would characters with much bigger tits. With jiggle physics, in skimpier outfits. One kind of hot girl disappeared in mainstream gaming. The other kind of hot girl remained. If you never noticed that, then you're gay as fuck.
Hard facts:Bond has less facial hair on his face than Aloy from Horizon Forbidden West and Damiene from Crimson Desert
>>739664232>Le foid in a bikiniIs there anything more boring in the world?
>>739671339Are you this young? You genuinely don’t know what PS3 characters looked like? Hot shit
>>739671352No. You think I'm angry because you're angry and can't imagine that people don't actually give as much of a shit when bashing something as you do while defending objectively garbage decisions.
>>739671109Funny how you don't actually refute what he was saying in any way and instead just throw out the least intelligent response possible. You sure showed that guy by acting like a cuck modern male faggot.
>>739664232I dont find anything bad with "safehorny" things better than some disgusting fetish shit
>>739664232>constant yappingI fucking hate modern games aaaaaaaa.Cant even enjoy a half naked ass leaving the pool without a nigger commenting everything on screen. Also the Intro sequence of bond how he becomes 007 is very schizophrenic. Should have been cut out and give instead a tutorial mission. TLDR: Modern games are shit.
>>739671353Dishonest >You're failing tremendously.You don't have an answer >But then so would characters with much bigger tits. With jiggle physics, in skimpier outfitsName 7 western games with all that
>>739664560How long until i meet this babe? I'm still doing training after 3 hours
>>739671384are you having a stroke?
>>739671397You are seething about a game you haven't playedi think you are angry
>>739671036>these people are mad that a franchise they like is as gay and dogshit as everything else, made by a developer that gave reason for them to be hopefulwow i can't imagine whyyou're a brainlet retard that thinks that just calling people mad invalidates criticism and mockeryyou have far less to say and contribute than the people you are saying are mad
>>739670732>slowly running away from wokeism>by making the baddies white or white looking>by making all the special agents mystery meatssure thing, gayboy.
I have woman fatigue
>>739671475You don't think. You just seethe.
>>739664560what happened to moneypenny :(
>>739671474You're genuinely too stupid if you're talking about the limitations of PS3 character models in a linear game
>>739664560>even a decent body pajeeta with a face as ugly as sin was too straight>cut to king nigger debra wilson as soon as it gets saucyLMAO couldn't make this shit up if I tried
>>739671481I am sure they are all good, honest Bond fans who were really interested in this game>>739671508read>>739671481
>>739671573did that really sound intelligent in your head?
>>739671575>TF no full penetration in my bond game???
>>739671615You are just all over the place, sinking deeper and deeper
>>739671660>you WILL look at niggers
>>739671609I wanted this game to be good. I love Hitman and I love Bond, though not so much modern Bond because it's more Bourne movie bullshit unfortunately. I am annoyed that the thing that I like is bereft of the things that I like, and the gameplay does not capitalize on the things that the developer are good at. You can't poison the well and say that criticisms aren't valid because of mindsets you project on other people.
>>739671690You are upset about the most stupid thing Yeah the scene was going to cut to something It’s a PG 13 game.
>>739665112I play games non-stop and manage to make just enough time to complete one for every three dozen that release. I will categorize games in every shallow way possible to make a focused list of games that I actually can finish playing before I die. If the only argument in favor of a game is that it was categorized, it goes deeper into the fucking hole, since every single game I've ever touched has been categorized.
>>739671078But those were made by millennials...
>>739671715Then what are you upset about exactly?that she's not wearing a micro bikini in PG13 game
>>739671687woah...i'm 13 and this is so deep...i really am sinking deeper and deeper into...uh...what exactly?
>>739671758Made for the modern (see: zoomer) audience who are a pack of subservient, weak, eunuch "men"Millenials are gay as shit too though
>>739671767>pg13LMAO?
>>739671775It’s genuinely stupid to think that her model would look radically different in a PS3 gameThere, I spelled it out for you
>>739664560>not too sweet, not too blah blah blah God what in the holy hell is this bitch talking about. James was right stuff her mouth with his tiny white penis for this verbal affront.
>>739671818T for Teens* my bad
>>739671879Which reddit thread did you get this from?
>>739664232>no cockyeah it's safe horny all right
>"i thought this game was going to be good but there are no nude woman"What percentage of /V/ lives in their mom's basement?
>>739670607mixtape
>>739671767Me specifically? I'm upset that the gameplay is generic action trying and failing to be like Uncharted rather than an actual Bond experience. The stealth parts are extremely uninspired considering they were incredible at it with Hitman. Bond is not Bond in this game. He looks like a dork and is subservient to others, be it the authority figures (whom he is supposed to rebel against) and unattractive women (which goes against the male fantasy that Bond is). There's nothing in this game that represents what James Bond is. You could blame the Craig era of movies (the last two fucking decades) for this, but it does not make it any less disappointing. This is a Bond game in name only, and it's a bland video game that is impossible to justify at full price. Especially considering it is a story game without replayability while clocking in at an estimated 8-12 hours. The fact that Bond, which was once the complete opposite of woke, has been loaded with that kind of bullshit only compounds the disappointment even if it was expected.tl;dr I wanted Bond and I didn't get Bond
>>739671847the only thing you spelled out is that you're mentally ill and can't see that you're starting to disagree with yourself the more you spew your retarded posts out into the net
>>739664232>this is safe horney according to /v/
>>739671441>Name 7 western games with all thatThe following either had jiggle physics, detailed nipples, scandalous outfits, extra large boobs, or slutty behavior. Or a combination of these things.1. Conker's Bad Fur Day 2. Jet Force Gemini3. God of War 34. Ready to Rumble Boxing: https://youtu.be/-OvHEBm5aiI?t=425. Ratchet and Clank https://youtu.be/6rPqFdcBtf4?t=626. TimeSplitters https://youtu.be/on-yO7PRpL0?t=9097. Mortal Kombat 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZAmiRcbSGQ&t=19s
>>739666345Gay or rage bait
>>739671904it's on steam
>>739672050The rating on steam is pg16.
>>739671968I think you are a moron
>>739664495You Asian aren’t you definitely not white >>739670732>Latina looking No such thing unless you mean real Latin people which are southern Europeans aka whites that tan
>>739672084you think a lot of things that aren't rooted in reality
I bought it the game just for /v/ to seethe:)
>>739669818Stfu faggot pedo
>>739672080It's on ESRB site
>>739672162Me too. I'm going to have such a blast.
>>739672005>Most of them have tits as big as girl in OPOOF
>>739664232>look we have attractive women pls buy our gametoo little too late
>>739672204And it's 16+ on the store that sells it.
>>739671963don't botherthis faggot >>739671767won't actually engage with you, which is why he's relying on strawmanning
This game needs a Photo Modegyatt damn
>>739667134Women actually prefer it this way though. They are the ones who will ultimately chase if the man is perceived as being above their SMV. You are never in a good position as a man if you have to do all the work of convincing the woman to go out with your or to sex.
>>739672139>Okay she would've been hot in another game but now she's safe horny and woke and subversive
Brown thread that a are bunch of pedos this website isn’t white no white men would look at this and not be turned on white men like full body woman not kids
>>739672248What did i doi just asked if he wanted sex in a T for teens bond game
>>739671354is facial hair customizable at least in the upcoming character creator?
>>739671963>rather than an actual Bond experienceWhat's that exactly?
>>739672293you just keep talking to yourself mate. one day you'll figure it out.
>>739672225Nope, 5/7 of the games feature girls with larger boobs. Though the matter isn't only about size alone.
>>739664560holy cuckquean
>>739672381Espionage, gadgets, fun character work, expensive car chases, seducing beautiful women, an abundance of tongue in cheek humor, iconic and charismatic villains. You know, the stuff that comes to anyone's mind when you say James Bond.
You can enter a womens bathroom while ff7 cant even show cloud rummaging through tifa's clothes
>>739672381the fact that you have to ask this question tells everyone you have no actual attachment to the bond series
>>739664560Okay I think I get what you anons mean. This whole video looked cringe. There was nothing cool or macho about him. And then it cuts away to some black of course. Why must blacks always be shoehorned into every game and always heroes never the villains?
the safe-horny is off the charts
>>739672382Lol sure thing >>739672414>Lies
>>739666647>in fact why is this the norm for pretty much every modern aaa game with a white male protagonsitYou know why goyim. Now go eat your goyslop and pay those taxes. Stop noticing things you are not meant to notice.
>>739672485Game already has most of that can you post your play time?
>>739672547You say that but then the retard went on to define the "actual Bond experience" as being mostly the crap that came from the films and not the original novels.It would be like calling all the crap in Rings of Power the "actual Lord of the Rings experience".
>>739672661>the stuff people care about is from the medium that was actually popular and became part of pop culture for decadeswow you don't fucking say?i'm sorry i didn't realize i was speaking to someone of such intellectno wonder all of those video games and movies were all heavily referencing the books, because that's what people associate with bond and care about
>>739672582because they are the villains in real life and the whole ecosystem of wokeism is to avoid that stereotype.
>>739672380What upcoming character creator?
>>739672661>saying that 40 years of films that people loved is the same experience as the rings of power which flopped and nobody sawYou are ridiculously disingenuous and need to stop.
>>739672735Just don't call it the "actual Bond experience" when what you mean is the "movie Bond experience" which is very far removed from what the person who invented Bond did. I have already demonstrated why that is retarded.
>>739664232REMINDER: "Safe Horny" is a legitimate psyop trying to adjust your thinking to neocon values. Be a man and tell these peddlers to fuck off back to /pol/
>>739672876You're so unbelievably retarded you dumb nigger.
>>739672876You are pretending to not understand why people want the thing that people have loved for over 50 years at this point. It's you that is retarded, anon.
>>739672925>>739672968I bet you faggots haven't even so much as seen half the Bond films and yet you'll still pretend you're enormous fans and experts.
>>739673009I've seen every single movie except for the second half of Dr No because it was boring and No Time To Die because I did not like the Craig movies after Casino Royale. What is the point you are trying to make here?
>>739664232Fuck off, we aren't buying this wokeslop
>>739673065Then you should know Bond films are all over the fucking place.
>>739670596
>>739673009The way you're constantly making these bizarre gotchas just makes it obvious you neither read the books nor watched the movies
>>739672898what does neocon mean in this sentence?
>>739673136And you should know that for the better part of half a fucking decade they consistently had the same key points of what must exist in them. Stop being intentionally dense for no reason.
>>739673245*centurynot decade, my bad
>>739673245The only consistent thing is Bond and espionage.
>>739664481Yes, it a multi billion dollar franchise which was sold to Amazon, a multi billion dollar company.It's going to be ai shilled hard for this fiscal quarter goy. It's also utter dog shit because Alpha Protocol is better in all aspects and that game is fucked 10 years old.
>>739673279You're being intentionally dense or disingenuous. There's nothing more to gain with this exchange.
>>739671472Are people meaning or is the fucking training/tutorial level 3 fucking hours? How long is this game? 70 hours?
Amazing how calling this game bad causes jeets to melt down for 5 hours
>>739668040Zoomer tranners keep the gock.
>>739671354kek what in the fuck? Why make a female face hairy like this? There is even hair on the forehead and nose but it doesn't even look natural at all.
>>739673115I bought it.
>>739668750>that ass>hugeMaybe for ants or the Irish. She's average.
>>739670524>>739670596>>739673165I like how Credenza's the only one wearing a nodysuit during training, shows off her cute ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw4qLi4I6no
>>739666227You can pirate it just fine
>>739665107>characters exists purely for sex appeal>couldn't even give her titsThe woke's war on tits is the weirdest fucking thing to me.
>>739664232so bond is an ASS man. disappointing.
>>739674212Bond is a hole man and will get any hole he can get to get the mission done. He is a glowie, after all.
>>739664560very nice but still won't be playing,will enjoy the R34 when the model gets ripped
>>739666925>unironically defending whores>>>/reddit/
>>739674435Extremely brown post
>>739668040the foreskin obsession originated with gay men, because you need one to comfortably fuck another man up the ass without chafing your dick. that and because they love eating dickcheese.
>>739674157Bond girls have never been known for their big tits. Not even in the 90s when having big fake tits was the thing to do. That is just not what the franchise is.
>>739674821Imagine being pro genital mutilationSounds like you're the tranny
>>739671354bro this bitch straight up got a beard. what the fuck
>>739674821that sounds like some grade-A copium
>>739664927your channel sucks faggot
>>739664927
>>739664232Why not just make a VN Bond game? I have to ask this with pretty much any walking simulator with "choices" that don't really effect anything. The time spent on the walking could instead be used to improve on writing and make choices that are impactful.
>>739664232Why didn't they market the game with this shot though? It would have sold better and better addressed the woke allegations. Are they retarded?
>>739675189Visual novels aren't stimulating enough unless you're an autist sucj as yourself
>>739664927yup
>>739664232I will now buy this game when its 70% off And this game seems like its kicked off another round of the culture war battle where browns try and convince everyone they aren't gay
>>739664232thats a man
>>739665468>I liked E33 therefore its millenial writing suddenly doesnt countlmaoFuck. off even.
>>739667030>getting this mad because someone called out your gamekekkek even.
How can you expect these danish cucks to know what masculinity or seduction look like? The entirety of Scandinavia hasn't seen a real man ever since Hitler's boys occupied them.
>>739675358this tranny's art style is so fugly
>>739675358fucking kek, this is so painfully accurate it makes me sad that this is gamings future regardless to the chud uprising.Fact is, the designer on the top right is forced to "adapt" his designs to whatever the woman in charge demands, and top left is increasingly being replaced by cheaper, mass coding indians who just defer their abilities to a book, and they are being replaced by AI themselves.Bottom left is based but is dying off, not only due to the threat of AI replacement, but just in general the collapse of the autistic white male economy. No one has passion for music or art in a world where all music and art is disgusting, thanks to a mixture of liberalism and women
>>739676212Was this post run through a prompt for "reddit spaced incel" or something? It doesnt seem real
>>739670426It says millennial writing trying too hard. Borderlands has never put any effort in their writing or in anything else. The story is the most basic and bland of any franchise. Their dogshit humour doesn't count as trying.
>>739671556Have you ever watched a Bond film? Moneypenny is ALWAYS a cuck. Bond flirts with Moneypenny constantly and make her hot and bothered but never actually gives her what she wants.
>>739676539Moneypenny hasn't been like that for decades.They changed it so that Bond is always flirting with her but she always rebukes his advances because she knows he's a sleezebag. I think they made her married at one point and he'd still hit on her which made Bond kind of a dick.
>>739677082>Moneypenny hasn't been like that for decades.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HstJfotwPV0Literally in her first on-screen performance she teases Bond that he never take her to dinner at all, then as he leaves she wistfully looks on him. "Oh, he'll never fuck my brains out" she thinks.
>>739678903>Hey, your "old case" sounds interesting, James.
>>739667134>>739667152Nah, Bond flirts with women in this game, but they have to make sure to make up for every flirt with a later barb against him for being a man, or being young, or being inexperienced. It is basically the price. 1 flit = 1 barb.
>>739672582>There was nothing cool or macho about himif you genuinely watch connery/moore and think that there was anything cool or macho about him, you might just be retarded.>always heroes never the villains?lenny kravitz and a whole bunch of africans are the bad guys for the 3rd mission.
>>739664927This zoomer obsession with low effort = cool explains why they are all broke as fuck and low iq.
>>739672582>This whole video looked cringe.bond as a series is cringe. who are you trying to kid?
>>739664232Zoomers are so cucked and lacking in testosterone they can’t even use “womanize” properly lol
>>739679050once again proving that you didnt play the game.
>>739665829So much this! Blasthavers, we're in for a good time!
>>739678903>Literally in her first on-screen performanceAnd?I said she hasn't been like that for decades, not she wasn't that way from the start.It started with her lusting after Bond, moved on to both of them flirting with each other but both knowing it's not going to go anywhere and then moved on to Bond flirting with her and her shooting him down and finally ended with Moneypenny being an action girl Bond barely even notices exists and apparently doesn't hold a grudge over the fact she shot him off a bridge and almost killed him.
>>739664232>>739664286Maybe hit the gym and work in your butt more
>>739673323>Alpha Protocol is better in all aspectsAs a game, AP is complete shovelware dogshit. The only good things about it are writing and roleplaying elements.
>>739664560Wait what? This isn't woke, this actually negates whatever woke shit is in the game
>>739667785They just hate you and wanna break your toys. That's the legacy of third wave feminism.
>>739664286>the entire game is girlbosses lecturing him, saving him, luring himThe game is literally a male figure, james bond's legacy, humiliation ritualNot buying your crap game, tranny/jeetspammer... no matter how much coombait it has
>>739664232She is over 25 so yes it is
>>739680747>>the entire game is girlbosses lecturing him, saving him, luring himHave you guys not watched a Bond film in like the last 30 years or something?That's what they've all been for a while now. Things like Bond raping the lesbianism and bad guyness out of the villain's right hand man hadn't been a thing in a long, long time. Now we have mommy issues and Bond just being a sucker manipulated by all the women around him who he still simps for regardless.
>you know how you have this list of complaints about our games?>look, we gave a sliver of what you wanted on one point on the list>now buy out game chud!!!
>>739664560>>739664286>>739664232they will nerf this ass after release due to social justice warriors outrage
>>739664927>mixes bad games with good ones to cause discourse This is some top tier bait
>>739664560/v/ will tell you this is woke btw.
>>739681549After release? The game is already out.
>>739681058Yeah even back in the Brosnan era it was just him getting emasculated by stronk women like Halle Barry or manipulated by the Oil Baroness. You can tell who hasn't actually watched a single Bond movie and just seethes at "woke".
>>739664560I've seen this very scene before and I can't believe nobody else brought it up
>>739675358needs update where the programmer, artist, and composer are all pajeets using AI
>>739664232too wide, not curvy
>>739666710They want to go to the beach because that's what people do. Me, an abnormal person can decide i dont want to go to the beach because I dont like being hot or sandy.
>>739664232this is what you see at summertime beach. How this is so fucking big number to some people?
it's just nice to see a thong in a western game...it's been a while...
>>739664560>bond isn’t doing the seducing>niggerpenny
>>739684204Bond girls for the past 30 years have been the ones seducing him.
>>739683803kino
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>>739683803The only good thing in that abomination of a Hitman game
>>739669143You sound like a gay homosexual faggot!
>>739668750So what does it mean then?
>>739664927>this image gets posted daily>always gets a dozen responses>said "illustrated diagram" is never presented
so.... whats the gameplay like?
>>739676539I mean why is she a nigger
>>739667443>Have you incel fucks never flirted with anyone beforeI was at the gym once last summer and saw this dude really awkwardly waiting at the door staring at his phone and constantly looking up. I was on a bench near the front door and this blonde girl is leaving, the guy stops her and says "um hi. i've seen you around. you seem cool. can i have your number please." in the most monotone, emotionless and rehearsed tone ever. he's staring down the entire time too. the girl says "uhhh..." there's a 5 second silence and she sighs and says "sure." nothing else is said between them and they walk their separate ways. the guy, still looking like his childhood dog just died and the girl, looking like she's suffering from a migraine.the girl is a regular and i've seen her all the time over the years, the guy i've literally never ever seen again.the reason for this cool story bro is any time I see incel shit here I think of that guy, how he probably uses /v/ and thinks he's redpilled etc
>>739664232More like desperate horny LMAOStill not buying it
>/v/ crying because a character doesn't have mongo proprtions.
>>739685198Hitman but faster pace
>>739672489I'm really starting to think this game had good intentions rather than being a dystopian woke brainwashing product.
>>739676313Looks perfectly natural to me, aren't you just an angry leftist?
>>739664560anybody who doesn't like that fine piece of ass must be a repressed homosexual. the nubian nerd can get it too.
The fact that they call you an incel for criticizing the game should tell you it's shills redoing the same strategy of every AAA game.
>>739671101>clone of a ps3 launch game from 2007>that's had 4 mainline entries, multiple remasters and dozens of clones already>but maybe you can play as classic Bond in this?>nopeSad
>>739664232vagaBUNDA
>>739664232>kids are so sexless and maladjusted phrases like “safe horny” existYou’re all going to be 12 when you’re 40.
>Western game>an ass that's not flatSay what you will but I call this a win and a sign the world is changing despite everything else in the game.
>>739664232What the hell kind of name is Moneypenny?
>>739667351Are you retarded? If you need to chase you're not a Chad.
>>739669031James Bond was always lame though.
>>739664495i'm so tired of sharing this board with weeb pedos
>>739664927>half the games on that list have great writing Getting mixed signals here.
>>739666136TW3 is a netflix show wrapped around an action adventure game that normies think is an rpg
>>739664495This
>>739665327>Borderlands never had a storyRetard.
>>739668292>lead writer btwWhy lie?
>>739689064Blessed newfag trying to fit in.
>>739664560I will now buy this game
>>739664232anything that isn't blatantly pedophilic is "safe horny" according to /v/
>>739667134>the women hits on bond>he accepts it >I'M GOING INSANE!!you fucking suck bro >>739671414there is nothing to refute. His crying because they didn't do the same thing again
>>739667579>on the island a girl goes like thatThe one you defeat and fuck as your prize? Muh feminism right there. >b-but that one side quest has that one line in the 300 hour long game It's over.
>>739664927reminder that every "shouldn't be there" post proves the game should most def be there no cap
Bump limit!
>>739664232This woman is old enough that having kids with her has the same chance of birth defects as if you fucked your own sister
>breeder schizo babble
