How did GameFreak get away with this design?
Sex with Liko
>>>/vp/
>>739853593No way this is a real screenshot from the anime
>>739853783it is
>>739853593>>739853723>>>/trash/
>>739853783
>>739853960Mogged into the dirt by gay bird
>>739853960Why is the shota face so smug, wtf?
>>739854212That's a girl
>>739854561Worse wtf
>>739854561really? might have to see this show
Truly a mystery
They're not hiding it anymore. They know what their adult fanbase is, and what a lot of the kids in their fanbase will eventually grow up to be.
>>739855189Lmaoooo
>>739855252Anon, jerking off to Pokemon is scientifically proven to result in stronger orgasms. Why would you disapprove of that?
>>739853593>>739853960If real, are they really allowing Pokephiles in the franchise?
>>739853593why is it looking at me like that, does it want to show me a magic trick or something?
>>739855484This is how I lure pokemoms irl btw
>>739855340I need taht study anonthey dont tell you italso makes you dyslexic
>>739853593what is there to get away with?
>>739855627It didn't make me dyslexic though I do seem to stumble over my own words more often these days.
>>739853960>fat ass bird that looks like Disco Stu
>>739853593thighjob
>>739855379the entire lore is built on Pokephilia
>>739855484>human mind control confirmed canonhot
>>739853593Liko won
how does Liko compare to previous pokegirls?
>>739853960>>739854081Meowscarada never recovered from this
>>739855484Good grief. I blame Yugioh for my mind control fetish.
>>739853593SEXO
>>739853593This cat wants to fuck her trainer, they don't hide it at all.
>>739856797why did she do it
>>739853723calm down Dot
>>739853960FRAME MOGGED
>>739855189Bewear destroyed her.
>>739856797She did something seriously fucked there, didn't she?
>gato sexo>gay duck sexo>and the awkward alligator shaped like a fridge
>>739853723double blowjob
>>739853960i love the gay bird but i had to choose the bubble bobble croc
>>739853960God I fucking hate NuPokemon these designs are fucking horrendous
>>739853593yet another stupid pokemon thre->egg bearing hips
>>739853960El colipato
Do any main characters nickname their pokemon in anime yet or is that still lost technology for npcs only?
>>739857102she did something like drinking straight from the teat of a cow.
>>739853593By making it 85% male
>>739855627>Slop>sample of slop>typing like you're head desking the keyboardPeak retardation.
>>739856797Even the living blob of radioactive waste things you are disgusting
>>739861943>raise cat>it wants to bang you by defaultI guess I better make sure mine is female then.
0 replys, page 9 bump, now it's my time for the insults to the franchise but i won't, enjoy your grass cat thread.
>>739861943>>739861992That's not unique to just the cat
>>739861667>hating on AI in 2026>calling anyone else a retard
>>739853593Why does she have such thick thighs?
>>739859625Some give nicknames to one of their pokemon, but most still don't.
>>739863943anon look at the fucking stretchy gumby leg and tell me that isn't slop.Nigga could've at least tried to gen a GOOD image
>>739861992The real reason so many pokemon have 80/20(or similar) splits favoring males when encountered is because guys are always catching all the females to train as pokcocksockemons.
Guys... they are mostly boys....
>>739864630anons are mostly boys and I'll flirt with them too
>>739864630No boy would have hips like that
>>739855484this is awakening someones fetish in japan right now
Stop wanting to fuck animals. Go have sex with a human female right now. Make a baby. C'mon. Fucking do it faggot.
>>739865065Why would I have a baby, they might get the life-sized Gardevoir plush dirty.
>>739865120You need to continue to propagate the human race.
>>739865065What if they want to fuck me?
>>739865065Why not have a child with a cute pokemon instead
she's cool
>>739865141In all honesty my immune system is a travesty and I can't eat an apple without trying to shit myself, I'm doing the gene pool a favor by opting out
meowscarada is so damn cute I'm genuinely going insane thinking about it
>>739855379Toriyami, my loliconGod
Does the grass cat learn leech seed?
>>739865065Pay me $100,000 and I'll do it.
>>739855484This was done in Digimon way before.. curious that it was on a ship too, which resulted in some pretty parodies
>>739865641Why is her tail sentient?
>>739866191Ditto
Reminder weedcat is the most popular mon of all time if you go by debut generation fanart only.Everyone with more than her was around for a long time and built up their numbers over time. And don't think she's going to fall off either, she's still the main mon of the anime.
>>739855484Alright, who let the Yu-Gi-Oh writer in the Pokemon studio?
>>739853593As a man who has read the more depraved manga and visual novels for decades I didn't realize this Pokemon would be considered sexy by gay furries until seeing the threads here.
>>739853960
>>739855923>a girl will never hug you like thatryangosling.mp4
They are called GameFREAK for a reason
Crazy what happens when the people who became furries due to Pokemon grow up and start drawing for it.
why is her mouth uneven?
>>739853593what's the problem with it?
>>739853960>coombait>coombait>a Mexican Gator what a strange starter trio
>>739867254it's cute
>>739867254According to John Gamefreak every pokemon has a design flaw to prevent them from being too cool
You weirdos really just want to cuddle a cat don't you
>>739867675and then some
>>739867769Some what, Anon
Liko looks like me.
>>739867846>Some what, Anonjapanese_man_screaming_through_tunnel.mp4
>>739867675>>739867846they're literally just cats but bigger
>>739853593This furrymon gives me msgk vibes
>>739867675Cat sex aside it's awesome that Man has been given the power to bring any animal to submission with pets
>>739855379They have since gen 2, get with the program.
>>739853593Why? Is it suddenly illegal to draw sexy animals?
>>739868026renamon > shitscara
>>739868282which one has the cuter nullcrotch orgasms though?
>>739853593Funny enough, this is done in the same episode where the team found a family pretending to be them as they are fans. This mom is pretending to be Liko.
>>739853593this thing looks retarded
>>739855189This is some Steven Universe level of inconsistent proportions. Holy fuck that's awful.
>>739868362what do you mean, renamon has a massive horse cock
>>739869327yeah, lodged down her throat
So they legit just have bestiality in Pokémon now?
>>739869429>now
>>739869429How young are you?
>>739869525>>739869659I don't remember Pikachu being Ash's boyfriend
>>739869429>>739855379
>>739869429>nowIt's been canon for like 20+ years.
>>739869735Why would they do this
>>739867631That goes a lot of different ways. A design is too cute? Do something to make it cool looking. A design is too ugly/disgusting? Add something to make it cute.Making everything too much of obe thing doesn't work when you are a multimedia empire like pokemon.
>>739853723Liko feet in my mouth
>>739869340>that one animation
>>739855627Cute legs (and feet?)
>>739856570Touching her in inappropriate spots shamelessly
>>739863943How disconnected from reality are you?
>>739855627>Male
>>739864617The Future is now old man
>>739869429>>739855379Pokephilia is canon according to leaks also according by some scraps of text in pokemon games like >>739869735But because pokemon games are "E" rated, they can't just mention that for example local trainer on daily basis fucks his gardevoir.
>>739865641Omg don’t jack it in front of her!
>>739870123Problem?
>>739866379>Reminder weedcat is the most popular mon of all time if you go by debut generation fanart only.Lets see if it’s popular enough to get into Smash 6 *Laughs in Gen 10*
why are anime cats so clingy and possessive, real cats are lonely assholes that can't care less if you see other people all day as long as you give them their daily slop
>>739867254Why only 3 fingers and no opposables like Incineroar has?
>>739867675I want a cat to cuddle me.
>>739867478How the fuck is retarded ass looking Peacock Duck Dancer looking thing supposed to be coombait? More like Trashbait.
>>739867675>>739867846Still a better love story than Twilight
>739869429Shitty reply engagement bait farming.
you wouldn't a male meowscarada
>>739853723
>>739870406Best meowscarada content.
>>739869429It was always in the gamesthey only recently went completely mask off thoughTyphlosion got fucking canceled for raping a girl in some dev lore dump and basically isn't in any recent games
Female gardevoir is literally built to have passionate lovemaking with her trainer.
>>739867675It's all fun and games until it suddenly decides it doesn't want to be pet anymore.
>>739871451
>>739855484The pandas write themselves...
>>739871817Cheetos put all their points into speed. They cant even defend their kills from other predators. If theres any big cat you can overpower its them.
>>739871817cheetahs are surprisingly chill and closer to house cats than the big wild cats, same with snow leopards
>>739871817I'm pretty sure the only known cheetah on human attacks have been in abusive captivity where the animal was stressed and felt threatened. They are safer pets than some dog breeds that are legal to own.
Pokemon cartoon is still low budget and meant for children. Surely you didn't slog through 100 episodes just for a vaguely sexy cat.
>>739871817Cheetah are fast as hell but they are pretty weak and average human could easily wrestle off cheetah. Cheetah avoid risky prey, they only hunt for animals they are sure they wont be able to fight back. Humans are not their prey especially when humans actually approach them willingly.
>>739855923men only want one thing...
>>739855896>>739869735>>739870172This proves nothing, pokephiles are still not allowed in this kid's franchise
Winds and Waves should log into your IP and make your console explode if it detects you gooned to Pokémons and kids
>>739870478are you gonna complain about justin bieber's music as well
>>739853960Hilarious
>>739856570>introducing kids to bestiality >lesbians bestialityWtf is TPC problem?
>>739873861pokemon fans have issues. they either goon to literal animals or literal children. for fucks sakes, these games have plenty of adult human women you know
>>739873964It's the only thing left on the bingo chart after Goh and Ash's raging homo adventures
>>739853593Whats wrong with a silly cartoon cat?
>>739873972for real
>>739853960>When Gamefreak lets Bayonetta's creator design a starter
>>739874390Still mad they let her on smash over Crash or Rayman
>>739868536I hope this character gets a Lana's mom tier hentai surge
>>739869429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLOOETGncBIIs it really that if they have an intellect of a human?
>>739870242One of my cats is extremely clingy, if she sees me petting one of the others she'll drop anything she's doing to get inbetween.
>>739874820If that animal has a human intellect why does it not speak human
>>739874979They doThey're called psychic types
>>739874979Some apes have been able to communicate with sign language, but are physically unable to talk because they physically lack the required complex vocal cords to do so.
>>739875107They have vocal chords, they say their own names all the time
>>739875107Nah, apes don't really have developed enough language centers. All they're doing is making a connection between certain signs and the reactions they get from human observers. They realize that if they make certain signs, they get rewards or humans tend to react positively.
im about to start gold/silver and play my way through the main pokemon titles do they start to get shit at any point or do i just play straight through wind/water?
>>739871451god i hate rotom phones so much, makes zero fucking sense that a formerly rare pokemon would be as common as grass now, magically ignores the 6 pokemon limit, and is apparently happy to watch its trainer get robbed and molested and not do the ONE thing it can do and call someone or record the theft.
>>739875273They get shit when they go to 3D, legends the orre games and mystery dungeon are the exceptions
>>739872681The gen 9 reboot has been a nice watch since it has an original story with strong continuity, little filler and lots of character development that sticks instead of pretending to follow the games but cucking the protagonist out of his objective of winning the league and resetting him, rinse and repeat for 25 years. They even had actual passage of time with the characters visibly growing up and everyone's Pokémon reached the final evolution.
>>739875123>They have vocal chords,Read anon, they don't have the 'required' vocal cords aren't a universal thing that works for everything, Orangutans have the closest ones to humans, but they lack the brin power to use them effectively to a human standard. If pokemon had those they could do that, but they never will because Pokemon isn't real life and it's made for kids and biological accuracy is never a factor.
>>739875343The six Pokémon limit is just a convention for trainer battles, there's nothing physically preventing someone from carrying more Pokémon and the Rotom inside the phone is not usable for battling.
>finally drop the twerp after 30 years>anime instantly becomes based again
>>739853593Imagine the ass on her.
>>739875501Catching a seventh pokemon immediately teleports it to the PC.
>>739875572why did pikatchu ditch him? that shit is so weird
>>739875729It's like in OoT when LinkedIn completed his quest and Navi left him. It's symbolic
>>739875343>>739875501Koraidon and Miraidon are literally this as you use them despite having a team of six.
>>739875717Only because you're not supposed to battle using more than six Pokémon and further Pokémon don't usually have a practical use beyond that. Rotom does and doesn't fight, so does Koraidon/Miraidon in SV who is your mount. And in its case you're allowed to break the rule and use it as a seventh battle Pokémon against the final boss.
>>739874897I fucking hate this comic.>OF COURSE the first inter-galactic astronaut would be a member of an highly isolationist, infamously xenophobic and jingoistic culture.>OF COURSE he would immediately start teaching them the Japanese language, culture and customs, which are in fact only practised by a miniscule population of Earth.
>>739856797I looked at this scene exactly like that lgbt muk did
>>739855923>>739855484>>739853960>>739853593Why the FUCK are that cat's hips so wide and child bearing looking
>>739853723>human w*man
>>739867675
>>739869818depending on a writer pokemons skew more yokai or animal
>>739870406she would be so fluffy...
>>739869731>insert that one gif of the two in the bathtub
>>739853593This one isn't that bad but I'm fairly sure they got different people contributing to designs and the director is asleep at the wheel.
>>739873730
>>739876059Sounds like you have some pent up resentment towards the Japanese.
Cat gf...
>>739876657No, just bad storytelling.
>>739876595that's clearly a joke, old people tend to do that
>>739876721Why does the cat have an hourglass figure
>>739877041anime is degeneracy shit
>>739877001Does it matter? Every nation is guilty of this sort of thing. You're getting upset about nothing. Most of your little rant in your original post was just criticizing Japan.
>>739876059Just like how America do the same thing?
>>739877154No, see, it's okay when America does it.
According to anime canon, many Psychic types can speak telepathically, and non-Psychic types can learn to speak human with enough effort and motivation the way Meowth did.Therefore if you wife'd a Meowscarada she would almost certainly learn to speak human.
This is official. They knew exactly what they were doing.
>>739855484This is some haigure shit
>>739877308This thing molests little girls.
Punch the cat
>>739877589what did they mean by this ass shot
>>739876059>reads/watches anime/manga>Seethes it's about the JapsAnon....
Meowscarada is the perfect combination of a cool mon to a wide audience and sex appeal to the pokefuckers.
>>739877685>one shot's your legendary while doing a Jojo poseHow do you respond to this?
>acts like a sultry seductress daily>becomes a stuttering mess with the mask off
>>739877849Bring out Koraidon and click Flare Blitz or setup with SD/Scale Shot since my opponent brought a UU cat to an Ubers game
>>739877661Manga and anime are the only media where 99% of characters all come from the exact same country it was written/created in.
>>739877849Anal sex.
>>739877034
>>739878691
>>739878629thankfully he's gone your fetish is still not valid, pokephilia is a crime
>>739878816at that point is not even a pokemon anymore. I thought it was some trainer with some mech suit.I wish they would have used something like that for scyther
>>739879058
>>739879058There are no laws about pokemon.
>>739879258you are grasping at straws, the Pokémon just appreciated James>>739879296Unfunny meme
>>739879318There literally aren't. Also it's canon that they used to marry and interbreed.
>>739879318
If two Pokemon of different species breed, the child is determined by the mother. The same would be true with humans and Pokemon. So if you fuck a Meowscarada, you get a Sprigatito that might be special/learn human language easily. If the inverse happens, you get a human that might have some superficial Pokemon traits (which would explain all the anime hair colors and people who can punch through rocks like Bea)
>>739879457>My entire bloodline turned accidentally into meowscarada because I loved mine a little too much
>>739879731Family trees in the pokemon world must have a shocking amount of spots where they just write "unknown parent"
>>739853960Genuinely what were they thinking?Remember when starter Pokémon were cool dragons and dinosaurs like Charizard and Nidoking?
>>739853593I think the artist here made the hips a bit wider than they are in games.
does this guy just have a whole image folder full of pokephilia "proof"?
stop loving evil women
>>739879389not canon>>739879832unfunny meme>>739879935she wasn't a froslass>>739880031Mistranslation Pokephilia is, and never will be canon and official
>>739880032I think it's the same person behind this https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
>>739879837Imagine a human bloodline ends because a guy interbreeded with a pokemon and his descendants are released into the wild, only for later generation turn human again because some girl got a bit frisky with her lucario
>>739855484>japanese humor
>>739880094It was always officialShame that you would rather delude yourself
>>739880136holy lmfaoimagine being this deep in the goonhole to compile this
>>739880094fact #1: sex with pokemon
>>739880197>how dare you compile proofYou sound butthurt, hows your axe wound?
>>739855484The anime isn't the same without Satoshi/Ash.
There are only like 4 attractive Pokemon and they're not that good >>>/vp/
>>739853960>passing the torch of wanting to fuck pokemon to the next generation Nice
>>739880267Correct, it's much better. This isn't just my opinion, it's fact if you look at the Nicolive ratings.
>>739880094You sound like a certain someone we know
>>739880193Not official, they never shown a direct relationship >>739880197these people are desperate for validation of their zoophilia >>739880240kill yourself >>739880253>"Y-you are trans because you don't like having sex with animals!"ok
>>739856797Kek Muk looking at them like he witnessed rape
>>739880424Stop posting pictures of my mother
>>739880537Still would
>>739877212SOURCE?
>>739880645Too lateI already Bond Burgered her
>>739855379This isn't exclusive to Pokemon.The guys who grew up watching these series are getting into the industry and securing jobs were they actually can take creative decisions that impact the franchises.There's a real chance that weirdo who you went to school with that 100% had folders full of furry porn is working on animation for little kids now.
>>739881907he's more likely in prison for fucking his dog
>>739881986Only if he gets caught
>>739877487DELETE THIS
>>739853593How can anyone like the little girls when absolute semen demons like this exist?
>>739882201I would rather fuck humans
>>739882246Weirdo
>>739882246Ew
>>739882246a swarm of curses upon you
>>739882246>a fucking HUMIE
>>739882246I wouldn't. I want a Pokemon gf that I treat like a princess.
You never played any single game in your lifeYou never watched a single episode of the animeYou just want to have sex with animals
>>739882769I've owned every game since Blue.I watched the anime on TV as a kid, then continued to watch most of it subbed and have followed the current series every week since the beginning.I have every right to have sex with animals.
>>739882769Not trueNot true 100% true
I want to have sex with animals.
>>739882769Stopped at Black and White as any normal person would.Watched until Diamond and Pearl.Only care about new sexmons now, yes.
>>739882769
>>739882769I played blue, crystal, sapphire and emeraldI had a few episodes on a VHS I watched because it was all I had of the series, had one with a race featuring rapidash licking ash and a dodrio arguing with itself. There was also the one where brock was trying to heal a baby from a kangaskhan and it got pissy because the spray hurt. Also the koga gym battle.I would 100% fuck a pokemon if it was into me like that. It would never happen, but that's what dreams are for.
>>739882869>>739882872>>739882891>>739882906>>739882939>>739883032ALL OF YOU ARE LARPERSGIRATINA WILL TAKE YOU ALL TO THE DISTORTION WORLD
>>739883108Not if I dick her down first
>>739883134she would tear you to shreds, zoophile
Evben the creator wanted to fuck this animal. It's ok if you want to bang these creatures.
>>739883148*Teleports behind her*Heh, we'll see about that.
>>739883148
>>739881986Do people even get put in prison for zoophilia, provided they don't record and upload the stuff? I can't say I look for news like that, but I don't recall hearing anything about zoophilia crimes unless it was also a sadistic crime that would have got them in trouble even if they weren't also having sex with the animal.
>>739883152Never understood the appeal of this thing
>>739883138that was really weird
>>739883148You insult your queen's intelligence. She would rip you and you alone asunder, because an animal would simply destroy us all. Mutually-assured destruction.
this thread brought to you by pokefucker archons of arceus
>>739883194You can fuck a dragon, but it's not sharp and scaly like a dragon.
>>739883152no he didn't >>739883169you aren't Goku nigga>>739883183Kero the wolf is the best example
>>739883194Big cuddly friendly female dragon who just wants to give you nice big hugs and gentle snu snu sessions.
>>739883293What’s the point of a dragon that’s not scaley?
>>739883319>you aren't Goku niggaOh yeah? Then explain... THIS*Masturbates and poops at the same time*
>>739883328>female
>>739855189Hariyama tanked that btw and countered with a Vital Throw when she walked into the house.
>>739883364Lugia is female, the retarded movie makers got it wrong.I mean if we're being technical no legendary even HAS a sex, they're apparently featureless-crotched.
>>739883330Luckly there isn't a short of those either.
>>739883183Depends on the country I guess? At least here they would get like 1-2 years at most and probably get off early for good behaviur.You'll probably get used as an onahole inside prison though, so good luck with that.
>>739883405buuurp
>>739883485Thanks ChatGPT, got any good brownie recipes?
>>739883507Lugia is genderless
>>739883532False.When I fuck her she's female.
>>739883532Lugia literally had a child. It's not gay if you want to fuck this dolphin dragon.
>>739883532Sorry, the actual creator of the stupid thing said it's female.
>>739853593Not only could Game Freak release a new pokemon consisting *PURELY* of blatantly pornographic designs without losing their audience, but they'd probably enjoy a huge boost to their sales.>Uh, nuh-uh! Parents would never buy something so risque for their kidsIt's funny that you think that.Treating the game as some sort of forbidden fruit will only make kids want to play it more..One way or another kids are going to get their hands on it.Be that by torturing their parents with whining until they relent, the parents being oblivious to the game's contents, or kids just secretly acquiring it with their own savings.
>>739878691>Second most popular paldean starterI guess we making shit up because Meowscarada giga mogs the entire paldean dex 100:1 in fanart pics and votes.
>>739883564thanks for the info zoophile>>739883615doesn't mean it's a girl >>739883631who gives a shit, he's dead, and soon will all Pokephiles as well
>>739883789wtf why would I die?
>>739883789Pokephiles are going to outlive the Pokemon IP, lmao.
>>739883814You'll get the bad idea of trying to fuck a Wailord.
>>739883871They're literally asking for it.
>>739883871>Quadruped with panties
god...
>>739884013REGIBROS DONT LOOOOK
>>739883871Please tell me this degen shit is official
>>739879923>Nidoking>StarterYou can't even shitpost right lmao, fuck outta here.
>>739880347Nah, that's why they put Roy in this series they know a girl Mc couldn't carry this series on her own.
>>739884091It's Aihttps://x.com/hai_syaku/status/1942480506756686207
>>739883985Unfortunately we know she doesn’t wear panties
>>739884102I like how they only stick to starters now since they learned about pokemen like machoke, jynx, and mr. mime
1 meter in HEIGHTyes you can fuck vaporeon
>>739884391
>>739884195SLUT!
>>739884391It weighs 29kg, the thing is going to need some major stretching to get it to fit.
>>739884391forced meme
>>739883485Implied? Ogernpon has the female icon in game. That's why you can't trust ai, it just makes up shit
>>739884436it's just stats, lucario for comparison
>>739875572Roy is Ash's successor/clone so still not an improvement.
>>739877308That's a male BTW.
>>739884523When did Lucario get a second mega?
>>739884523Imagine lifting one haha
>>739883814because a dog will maul you to death when you try to fuck it >>739883852lol no, gen 10 will wipe out your ilk
Pokemon women are like this
Fuck Animals
>>739884607My beautiful Meowscarada wouldn't do that.She's my wife.
>>739884587Last year, in Pokémon Legends ZA. Also Absol and Garchomp, plus Raichu got two megas at once.
>>739884628
>>739853593Cute male cat
>>739884629
>>739884706
>>739884195It's not like pokemon have anything to hide
>>739884629That's wrong because animals can't give consent!
>>739882939why does this blue dog have a dumptruck ass
Do you think pokemon like gardevoir and meowscarada ever feel embarassed about evolving into faggots?
>>739884824Who cares, if you want to fuck a Pokemon, fuck a monster-like one.
>>739884824Male Gardevoirs are Gallades
>>73985359387.5%
>>739884670you don't have a wife, you are a lard ass that will die alone and forgotten >>739884682pedophile
Despite Being Only 12.5% of the Population of Meowscaradas.Female Meowsacaradas are responsible for 99% of the spill of human sperm.
>>739885094I will die with my wife Lopunny.
>>739885096I pray you never own a cat like me
>>739885138you can tell Pokephiles genuinely think they deserve to live
>See grown green woman with a mask>Think of a real life cat?Ermmmmmm, zoophile????
>>739884824Most people wouldn't mind being magically transformed into a more attractive form. Also, you presume they'll be faggots, which requires you to forget that female trainers exist.
>>739885189it's an animal
>>739885185My wife lapras does
>>739885140How did you type this?
>See rainbow colored mythical creature>It's le real!And I'm the schizo wtfbbq
>>739880501all Pokémon are sapient
>>739883727It says second most popular paldean pokemon, not starterDunno who the most popular would be though
New normal type just dropped
>>739885230you still live in your mom's basement dog fucker >>739885238my hatred for Pokephiles can't be outmatched
>>739885327I live with my wife Goodra.
>>739885280That's a terrible excuse they are animals at the end of the day
>>739885197Straight men want to fuck them, that makes them faggots.
>>739885374animals with benefits
>>739885372can't you die already
>>739882246>I would rather fuck humans
>>739885435You will never be Lee Goldson
>>739885435Not before my wife Salazzle comes home.
>>739885418yeah whatever Now face the wall
>>739855923I hate that green catgirl I have had a fixation with her thighs for days and they are not even that big.It creeps me out because I'm not a furry but her legs are just perfect for me.
>>73985396087.5% male, by the way
>>739885485wtf are you gonna rape his ass?GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Don't you ever get tired of larping as a puritan on 4chan?
When will he realize that his chimpout is the exact reason why people horny post so aggressive? Will he ever understand we're making fun of him?
>>739885485i'll suck your dick, even eat your shit in front of my lucario wife
>>739885374>they are animalsThey're not tho, they're Pokémon which all are sapient ,unlike animals
>>739885570>puritanThis feels like a forced attempt to try to change language against religious folks when it's usually ugly athesist fenniest against hot monster waifus.
>>739885686Careful anon, this pic is dangerously spicy
>>739885378Impossible, you can't be straight if you want to stick it up another male's pooper. Gays are a minority so most cases of pokephilia will be hetero.
>>739856797Okay, this looks a lot funner than the main anime.What's the name?
>>739885686Sir that’s a fox
>>739856797>that hair styleTwilight Sparkle?
>>739878816That animation is fucking sick.I love megaman.
>>739884013What is he looking at?
>>739856797Guys,this is just an asumption,but....can you realistically fuck that tortoise by the holes in the shell? Just asking for a friend
>>739885854Actually, that's a Shiny Ninetales a sapient pokemon that fully understands you, unlike a fox which is simply an animal and is merely sentient.
>>739886001His beautiful wife
>>739884013>>739886001
>>739886042llama god has no right being so hot
>>739884391I like Jolteon.
>>739884091yeah man the pokemon wearing literal panties is official artfucking retard
>>739886217Anon, there's official stories of Lapras 'beaching' themselves so that human males fuck them lmao.
>>739886217
>>739886353Why are the eevee’s so fuckable
>>739855484Who's the brown mechanic in the back? She's hot
>>739886341retard
>>739886424Espeon's are even better.
>>739886424Designer with gamers in mind
>>739886424Design intent.
To all dog fuckers:Do you imagine fucking your dogs doggy style or do you wish them on their backs smooching them?
>>739884745dios mio...
>>739886659There are no white women here anon
>>739886659Variety is the spice of life.
>>739867675>Chair clattering sound.The nord experience.
>>739853593she truly is the greatest starter of all time....
>>739867675What happens if you do the same thing but with your dick out?
>>739884780No, they do. If an animal go for it, doesn't run and doesn't tear you apart is consent.
for me it's Digitoxici
>>739887137It's pretty cool looking at his whole catalogue and seeing the evolution in his artistic skills.
>>739885484your parents must be disappointed in you
>>739885526Firing squad, nigga>>739885570buzzword for people that doesn't like fucking animals or children >>739885686>replies with softcore pornproved the point award>>739886341just because it came from the leak doesn't make it official>>739886424They are cats
Would you?
God I wish I was a Pokemon...I mean a Pokemon trainer
Why is Umbreon the most sexo mon?
>>739867675That cats a MAN only MALE cheetahs live in brotherhoods while female cheetahs are solitary and live alone
>>739887378The art is pretty wonky, but I loved that one.>>739887359Fucking die? I guess. Not like I'd have a choice.
>>739887343>Just because it was written by the developers of the IP and intended to be part of the worldbuilding doesn't make it canon!Nigger, humans used to marry pokemon, they fucked them too.
>Animals,animals,animals.The only animal in the setting of Pokemon we see in the setting are humans. Pokopia and decades of lore has taught no one in the fanbase that they're sentient and sapient creatures. They could rebuild human civilization (and they didn't have to, the wilds are just fine for them) and fans would still see them as lesser. Frankly, I find them to be to nice to humans.
>>739886098I can't do nothing but agree.
>>739887401Because he\she is the most sexo. I was distraught on knowing feline fantasy had an espeon and not an umbreon. Espeon has the "i can make you cum with my mind" mindrapes etc etc but umbreon is sexier.
>>739887451if a gamefreak developer took a shit on a Pikachu plush would you consider it official
>>739887401Black is a nice base color, and well paired with yellow highlights.
>>739886098>>739884013>>739886001>>739886042>>739887492that's an animal that walks in four legs
>>739880094you made me check the translation for >>739880031why are you a lying faggot?
how it feels being the only Pokémon fan that doesn't want to fuck them
Silly Turks and their creation myths
>>739887531You should try playing the games you are needlessly defending the honor of lmao.
>>739887702key word USED tonow they don't
>>739887343>proved the point awardGood you finally realized Pokemon aren't animalsProud of you
>>739887614Kangaroos walk on two legs. Are you saying some animals are fine now?
87.5% male btw
>>739887704There IS at least ONE pokemon you do want to fuckYou just have not figured it out yet
>>739887702>why are you a lying faggot?>Seething so much he can't even readbaka
>>739887725I played Emerald, Platinum, Black, White 2, Y, Moon, Ultra Moon and Shield
>>739879318>Unfunny memeIt's not a meme if its truethen its just factsfacts deniers are kikes which means you're a jew
>>739887614There's no law against the Pokemon.
>>739887849Play Red/Blue, or at least FireRed/LeafGreen.
>>739887767>Pokephilia is, and never will be canon and official>it is canon that it happenedhm
>>739887781no, you proved that you are a porn addict>>739887787waffles and pancakes >>739887816I prefer adult humans
>>739887816haha... at least one, yeah
>>739887894I used to have LeafGreen around 12 but lost it
>>739887953Download a ROM, play it. It's fun.
>>739887543I like anthro but to save face I have to pretend to be a feral pokemon only enjoyer (I draw cookies to prove it)
>>739887901>you proved that you are a porn addict>sees a Ninetales>immediately thinks of fucking itAnon, that's on you , I never said I'd fuck it, just that animals and Pokémon aren't the samebaka
>>739887767it's not a mistranslation, in fact it's exactly correct, and it's canon marriage of humans and pokemonhow odd that your argument against it has changed - it's canon, but outdated canon (in universe)besides, pokemon and humans were the same thing back then, there's no possible way to construe that in any other fashion than it doesn't happen anymore! that's why it's in the game, so you can be certain it never happened and never will again! olympiad mental gymnast
>>739870478yeah but can the cat haz cheeseburger?
>>739887614And? You walk on two legs by a coincidence during evolution. Had some fruits being on less taller trees you would still walk on fours.
>>739853593If you aren't sexually deranged, it just looks like a cat from a kids' show.
>>739887834>mistranslation>it's perfectly translated>haha what an angry retard unable to read
>>739888014They're the equivalent of flat earthers of todayNo matter how much you show them they will simply deny what the world really is
>>739887767To make it clear, humans ARE pokemon, pokemon are the same fucking thing as humans.Hell people in the world have invented machines to turn themselves into pokemon and back to human. It's not the most serious or coherent universe.
>>739888000>Yfw no clingy gato sexo.Why even live.
>>739855484>>739853960>the people you share a board with 100% sincerely watch this shit without cringing
>>739887945>Zangoose>Luxray>JolteonMy brother from a different mother.
>>739887979this is what it originally looks like, the picture gives it a big ass
>>739853960Absolutely mogged
>>739888071>mistranslation>it's perfectly translatedRetard-kun...this is actually getting painful to watch
>>739888041Yeah sorry i don't remember sylvester having child bearing hips.I mean he was hot on its own but not this way.
What pokemon would Ash have if the show continued with him?
>>739884820Because she is built for yiff
>>739888117>No THIS is the lust provoking image to meThis isn't helping your case anon...
>>739888148oh fuck i was not so vaguely alluded to as a retard, and that means i actually am one, FUCK! care you accredit your accusation? i'm sure you're able to manually translate these simple japanese phrases into proper english, and then you can show us how it doesn't say humans and pokemon married in the past.
>>739887979Not him but this thing that furries and pedos do on this website is so cringe.>99% of the thread if "I WANNA FUCK THIS DIRTY ANIME DOG!" >Someone replied "that's gross dude!">"Actually you're gross for thinking I want to fuck an anime dog in the anime dog fucking thread!!" You are not smarter than the average person, and if you think "No you!" is a compelling argument, it might be because you're so stupid that it would work on you.
>>739888168Probably gay sex
>>739888212>Hey by the way, retard tourist, here's the established lore>NUH UHLol
>>739888117Look for dimwitdog if you are into ninetails.
>>739853723Imagine fucking liko while meowscarada seethes in the corner
>>739888256>Someonemhh hmm sure anon sure
>>739887816This is unironically true for most pokemon fans
>>739888212ohhhhh, so it's just cuz you don't like it. why didn't you just say that you're a retarded faggot, i wouldn't have had to prove it to myself!not a pokephile by the way, just an autist with a fucked up sense of vigiliance. a tourist, even.
>>739888210Are you in all the furry threads? That's pathetic.
>>739887492This is the part where the answer gets totally ignored in favor of your own views, so I'm keeping it simple: this has nothing to do with real world analogues, it is a cartoon.I know it is a fictional character and I'm smart enough to not project it to real life and this message would be much easier to understand the day you do the same.Worry about real, tangible problems first.
>>739887812I want to see his tiny barbed penis achieve hands free prostate orgasms.
>>739888418>just to post them saying NiggerBased
>>739888418>Nah, only Pokemon threads I'm in are the May and Dawn ones just to post them saying NiggerThe cognitive dissonance here is insane. You might actually have 0 grasp on reality.
>>739887812Fine for me, double the fun.
But this is the peak male dream.
>>739888280the lore is irrelevant and the European version removes the pokephilia
>>739888598>Its not canon>But it is canon?>CANON DOES NOT MATTER
>>739888534>You might actually have 0 grasp on reality.Might literally be a 'you' problem anonyou asked if I'm in furry threads and answered I'm not Sorry that reality doesn't conform to your desires of wanting people to be in furry threads
>>739888324>Imagine fucking liko
Can this be the last image of this thread?
>>739871451so he definitely raped her, right?
>>739888598>the lore is irrelevant>is discussing the lorei wish you could be taught how stupid this is. if it's irrelevant, then don't argue it. you can express your opinions without trying to qualify them as facts. just be wrong.
>>739888686Nuh uh.
>>739888687
>>739888686No.
>>739888117The official art is much hotter than furry attempts
Before the thread ends, remember:Being a pokephile is disgusting and there are dozens of adult humans
>>739888593This but with Gardevoir
>>739888117>Filename LustProvokingImage
mew cums last
>>739888754Imagine wanting to fuck a flygon
>>739888842Holy fuck I never knew I needed fluffy Mew.>>739888851She's a darling thing.
>>739888804>there are dozens of adult humansAnd hundreds of sapient pokemon
>>739888873No my thing at all, but you'll do well in those hardcore furry places. Keep it up.
