James Bond won bigly
>>739873329she looks like she plays in the 1986 chicago bears as a defensive tackle
>>739873329This bikini scene lasts one minute in a 15 hour game.
she literally got a text from tyrone on her watch, turned around and walked away from u
>>739873576*11 hour game
ok chabbytee search twitter "james bond" + "chud" OR "terf" OR "male gaze", estimate weight and skin color of twitter user, export to csv
>>739873946So was Half Life 2
1 minute scene and then fade out to monkeypenny
>>739873329No pubes?
>>739873329>bigly>literally one (1) shill on this board shilling it rent free
>>739874125I want to turn Anita Sarkeesian's asshole inside out while Zoe Quinn rims my shitter.
>talk to yourself about some suit's delusions while a herd of teenagers heckles you and calls you a tranny for hoursName a worse job
>>739874125That image feels so forced. Half of those women are attractive anyway too lol. In this modern era of pozz if a game is willing to defy the norm and have a sexy woman in a bikini, that's good enough for me.
Still safe horny
>>739873329>best girl isn't interested in youno he lost
>>739874338>Half of those women are attractive anyway too lol.
>>739873329>half white french, half japanese>lusts after bonds bwcShe's quite literally the perfect wife, according to /v/ and /pol/.
>>739873329You know what else won bigly? Let's just say... my peanus weenus.
>>739873329Woke game. Bond is a spineless sissy cuck in this.
>>739875164Based
>>739874975Alright, 'half' is an exaggeration, but the blonde lady and the lady above her too are objectively attractive. Plus, not every character needs to be attractive. It just feels forced as hell. You don't have to hate every single game my niggy
>>739874545Who ?
>>739874861She'll be back for a sequel, I guarantee it.Now that Monroe is dead, Bond is the next in line for Cressidabowl.
>>739873329why does bond have to be rescued like 4 times by girlbosses in the game?and why is bond just constantly insuled and disrespected by woman and he just has to accpet it like a cuck?
You know the marketing for a game is desperate if it boils down to spamming wrinkly post-wall 3dpd in a basic swimsuit.
>>739875947Because it's a modern game. And modern Bond.
>>739873329Wow, a mutt fridge.
>>739874338I wish Mercy would cheat on me. I could be her little caged bitch boy
>>739874193Kill yourself, you submissive faggot simp.
>>739874338>In this modern era of pozz if a game is willing to defy the norm and have a sexy woman in a bikini, that's good enough for me.I'm sorry, where's "defying the norm" and where's the "sexy woman"? It's a generic modern product where wrinkly post-wall 3dpd bitches boss around a wimpy low test man.
>>739873329>this is a 10/10 in bongistan
>>739873329Hag
>jeeta>won biglygrim...
>>739874338The only attractive one is Cressida and of course she's there to cuck you
>>739873329Nah
>>739873329Miranda 2.0
>>739876067>submissiveI don't think that word means what you think it does dumb nigger.
>>739874338>Half of those women are attractive anyway too
she is damn sexy
>>739877815
>>739877853
>>739877889
>>739876881fuck me, i just realized that the original image from that smug basedjack hahahaha
>>739873329>nigger ass
>>739877815Looks like a troon.
>>739878027You seem to know an awful lot about troons
>>739873329Look, she is hot but the problem is it's still a MEH GAME. Also, Let me fuck ALL the girls in the game.
>>739877815randoim female npc from 3 hitman games ago would mog this abomination of a troon
>>739877815>>739877853>>739877889>>739877920Do they pay you by the post or by the thread? Just wondering. Still not buying your wokeslop BTW.
>>739878173>>739878175Back to your gachaslop, trannime faggots
>>739875845@me0wbbygirl
>>739873656SAAARRRRR
>>739878206OK, I’d rather drop $70 on Endfield pulls than this pozzed shit anyways. Hopefully I get a new Dorothy skin.
>>739878369Knew it lol
>>739878053He's talking to one.
>>739873565And you look like you suck tackle.
>>739878206>hitman absolution is tranime gacha
>>739873329Buy an ad, troon.
>>739877815>>739877853>>739877889>>739877920You got em squealing, king
>>739878383He literally had zero shame admitting it tooThese literal turbo virgin troons on this board have literally never had sex and for decades now cannot stand "3DPD" or "woke" but will openly support gacha games
>>739874121Original and most iconic Bond girl Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) shaved, therefore pubes are inappropriate for the franchise.
>>739877889IOI won.
Imagine calling yourself a man and not liking Bond girls
>>739878517Yup, still not playing your wokeshit, fag. Seethe and cope and grab a rope. I’ll be enjoying Nikke in the meantime.
>>739878643>Korea>gacha>not wokeLmao
>>739878643Roger that, see you in daddy asmon's chat <3
>>739878626This is why you see so many zoomers seething about Bond as a franchise in general, saying it's le boomer/unc slop or whateverThey don't know what's good
>>739878626All these broads are ugly as fuck. Tell your masters to lay off the brown and the manface next time.
>>739877815>>739877853>>739877889>>739877920Need model name.
>>739877815>those thighs
>>739878748She's a unique mash up, doesn't look like the face/voice actress and her body is clearly from a different woman
>>739877815WOKE! WOOOOOKE! IT FLOPPED!TRANNY! IT'S A TRAP! STOP IT! STOOOOP!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>739878813Holy shit, you shills are pathetic. Nobody’s buying this shit and rightly so.
>>739878626bikini bitch and the blonde sweep this onerest are mediocre
>>739878626I know mulattas exist and all but this trend of giving negroes blue eyes chills me to my core.
>>739878859They are green eyes, and the voice actor actually has green eyes in real life
Fun fact: the shill packet says to spam pictures of white and asian women on "alt-right" websites like 4chan and X.
>>739874545Even the graphics and gameplay look +18 years old.
>>739878626Bond girls are at their best when they are the most exotic women on planet earthIt's the juxtaposition of the chad white man conquering curious, lusty, horny, brown and yellow creatures, and europe/coloniesSome of the hottest Bond girls IMO were Michelle Yeoh and Halle Berry at their prime in the Brosnan eraMan I was diamond hard everytime they were on screen
>>739873329So… what’s the gameplay? I’ve seen zero discussion about it. All I know is that there’s some mildly attractive female characters.
>>739878925Could they at least spam some attractive ones? This thread is full of brownoid apes.
>>739878959I really like the Casino Royale and Skyfall girlsLong rail thin super model body and big boobs
>>739878250Thks anon, you're a cool guy !
>>739878986It’s just a generic shit moviegame. Nothing worth any interest.
>if you don't like this you should go back to gachas
>>739878959Based colonizer
>>739877815fridge
>>739879123moneypenny mating press
>>739878896>>739879048>>739879123>yes, this will own the chuds
>>739874545Good god
>>739878986>I’ve seen zero discussion about itThis is so tiresome, it's every single thread people like you come in and infest the discussion with timewasting bullshitGo watch a single video about the game and you'll see the gameplay. It's an action espionage third person shooter like MGS but it plays like Uncharted with lots of big setpieces, some basic Hitman sandbox elements for infiltration and a really fun environmental melee combat system that lets you throw enemies into hazards and objects with lots of satisfying physics and animations. You have bullet time like Max Payne, you can grab and push dudes into tables and AC units like in Sleeping Dogs, and you can JUDO CHOP the ever loving piss out of unsuspecting goons.Very slick and fast paced action combat that's very simple and fun
I will now play your product.
I will buy your product at full price
>>739879271> Go watch a single video about the game and you'll see the gameplay. In every video I’ve seen, the game either plays itself or is a hallway simulator. In both instances, it’s very clear that this is bland, below-average slop, so I shan’t be buying.
>>739879271is that picture supposted to proove anything because Elden Ring on the PS5 looks better
>reeeee it plays itself I swear reeeeeeYou get shot and killed in 2-4 hits on normal
>here's your romance segment bro>please hold tight for 6 more hours until you can hug another girl of the same caliber in a cutscene which lasts for 3 seconds
>>739879496It's Rated T for TeenPost other Bond game romance scenes you pathetic tool
>>739879332>>739879362>>739879496>>739879576Why are the girls in this game so fucking UGLY?
>>739879625This, I don't get itThe girls looks far better in my gacha game
>>739879625Turn your monitor on
shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost
Why couldn't they have had more than one piece of music at the club?
>>739879824>has a fat bum>becomes a wheelchairlife is a mystery
>>739879667That flat-chested, glasses-wearing, grey-haired chink is really not convincing me.
>>739879660just play anime games
Nobody cares what you thinkPost in your gacha thread
god damn she's so flat
What am I in for?
>>739879123Hey Moneypenny, no glasses...
>>739879625Compared to he uggos we've had in western games for the past 10 years...we are getting a decent comeback, anon. Give it time, let the world reset
>>739879952pure kinosplitscreen was fun back in the day
I didn't like Lorca.
>>739879976She really is like a cuter Hunnigan, the circle is now complete
>>739879987Densest mf in the thread award>99% woke>add 1 safe horny segment>dude they fixed EVERYTHING woke is healing asmongold_youtube_thumbnail.jpg
>>739879987Nah, still not buying this shit. Get back to me when they’re all shapely blonde 10/10s (see the early Hitman games for examples) and there’s not even a hint of woke. Until then, I’m keeping my $70.
@739880185We know you're just going to get it when it's discounted, brokie
The 3840x2160 dude shilling it admitted to hypervisoring it btw
>>739880224Reply to me directly or not at all, troon. I wouldn’t play this slop if you paid me all eight rupees IOI deposited in your chequing account.
When did "woke" become "I don't want to like it"
>>739880361When games were flooded with browns, uggos, and queers, I’d imagine.
>>739873329>portuguese woman>no mustache >not lecturing you on feminist or socialist theory yeah no
>>739879456But the game literally plays itself.
>modern game rendering is just applying every post processing effect known to man so you can't notice the game looking like shit>disable all the garbage>see the reality
>>739880592>James, you were supposed to kill Tyrone, not take his massive BBC up your virginial british bussy!>James? JAMES????????
>>739879123>no tits>no assno thanks
>>739880637Now show him doing that during combat.Go on.
So Bond bangs 3 different chicks in this game?
>>739873329>Nigger assWon the becoming a brown zoomer award
>>739880757Yes and Moneypenny wants him too as well as the woman in the red dress at the night club so that's 5And a sizable amount of female NPCs lust after 007 during random free roam moments, like maids in the Carpathian Hotel
>adult woman fetishYuckDo you europoors and americans actually find old women like this attractive?
>>739880038The aiming is fucking horrible but the music and atmosphere is great
>>739878065The majority of games don't have the protagonist getting laid on screen at all, let alone once, let alone three times with three women and even more women on standbyFuck off with the endless nitpicking, this is 007
>>739881758>it is different because le glorified cutscene moment!!!even picrel is hotter than the entirety of first light and is worth 500 sex scenes
absolutely pathetic amount of screeching and seething from (You)go back
>>739881758It doesn’t count when they’re all massive uggos. 1 chick from any pre-2010 Bond games mogs the fuck out of every cunt in this new one.
>>739875650Nice strawman you have there, I'll leave you to keep arguing with yourself.
>>739881601so in other words, the game is terrible, but heres some buzzwords
>>739877815I've seen more curves on a straight road.
>>739873329Safe horny
>>739874125What an embarrassing fucking pic.
>>739874545Pre absolution hitman be like
>>739873565Keek
>>739879362Cutiepenny!
Yet another cinematic nothing game with "modern" writing and nothing going for it.
Amaxonian thread
There are people who played this game?
>>739882863They’re shills, not people.
>>739880637>>739880752I'm still waiting.
>>739882863A quarter of them are at least hitman fans
>>739882863>>739882897Cope
>>739878925The fact that these Amazon shills are so dense, retarded, and transparent is astounding. I know you might've been taking the piss, but I can confirm this is actually what they do in their work channels. It's fucking insane seeing it in real time. They were celebrating shilling subnautica 2 last week too
>>739882907Mackel got thrashed by the tutorial fights and just spammed R2 grab for the entire game
>>739882863I sure didYou could say I had a blast
>>739882863There's people in this godforsaken website that actually play videogames, yes.
Why does he constantly have a one-sided smirk on his face at any given moment? It would be endearing if he only did it at certain moments but it's like his resting face. It's almost cartoonish. Also he looks just like Henry from Kingdom Come.
>>739882987I'm honestly so tired of /v/ at this point. It's pretty clear corpos unironically use this board for viral marketing and you rarely interact with a genuine anon, either just a corpo drone or a sharty faggot trying to start shit.
>>739883127>>739882987Yeah I think it's time for you guys to go somewhere else already
>>739883051how did you manage to get trough the 10 hour forced tutorial slog?
>trough
>>739883091Ya seethe?
>>739883127You can expose the bots the minute you post "Indian" as a response. Literal non-responses presumeably AI driven designed to drown any dissent in their shill campaign. It's sad how far this board has fallen to the point where the population welcomes BLATANT shilling while shutting down conversations about games that aren't popular or have massive marketing teams. The fact that people like >>739883154 think they are at home shows we are too far gone
^^^ These people aren't here to talk about games.
>>739883484This is barely a game, anon.
You didn't play it.
>>739883528thisafter 10 hours of braindead tutorial of teaching the player how to walk forward and press X for awesome, you get some actual missions, but that doesnt improve the gameplay much
How's the game anyway? Does Bond smash some pussy?
>>739883352You can expose the bots the minute you post about an actual video game on /v/. Literal non-responses presumeably (sic!) AI driven designed to drown any dissent in their demoralization campaign. It's sad how far this board has fallen to the point where demoralizers fail to derail conversations about games by overusing the term "shill" and spamming about jeets.
>>739883552>the wrinkly post-wall hag face with sharp facial featuresLmao.
>>739883552No shit, nobody else did, either.
>>739873329Shit game btw, hence why you literally only talk about the bitches in it.
>>739883593It’s just a shitty moviegame. Bond has a few two-second sex scenes with some ugly troons and that’s it. Ignore every other reply you get.
>>739883602I mean you can literally see this with threads about Mina, they just get flooded with bitching and complaining every time.
>>739883602>You can expose the bots the minute you post about an actual video game on /v/Can confirm, I've been called a shill in every single new game release thread for the last year, just by posting video games.
>>739883593As you can see, someone is very concerned with this game being seen as a positive experience and doesn't even want you to make up your own mindThe game is slow to start and cinematic. Like a 007 film. Yes, Bond has three conquests and drinks vodka. His main interest is a half French half Japanese super spy and they shag on a boat.
>this fag having a meltdown over the game kee prepeating the same 2 or so linesHow do people get into a such a sorry state?
>>739883785>slow>cinematic>like a film>frenchWhich one of these was supposed to sell me on the game?
>>739883602See what I mean? Jeets will point out trivial typos to LARP as native English speakers are master grammarians to hide the fact that they cannot help themselves, but to respond to anything calling out their jeet behavior.>day 2>10 threads up hitting bump limit with the same collages and poorly camouflaged praises like "THIS is how you male a moviegame">the very next day>one thread that can't hit bump limitAre you really going to convince us that any of the discussion around this game was organic? Who are you trying to fool?
>>739883693>>739883785I genuinely do hope you’re being paid for this, because otherwise you’re just a total faggot. Your posts read like pre-written marketing copy.
>>739874861This. Easily the best girl in the game, and she gets written out once she becomes a cripple.
>>739883785>The game is slow to start and cinematic. Like a 007 film. It's supposed to be a game. Embarassing that a N64 fps mogs this Uncharted bootleg.
>>739883925It's slow to start so that the high speed action can be ramped up to, it's called pacing son. It's a story focused gameYou do know that James Bond 007 is traditionally a film series, right?
>>739884021So why turn it into a video game then?
>>739884021That doesn't excuse a game not being a game. If we wanted an "EPIC CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE" there are plenty of movies to watch. There are just much better games to play. Hell, I'm only in this thread because my HC Druid died to multiple cracking soul and explosion stacks and that shit's deflating.
>>739884021You do realize that this is a VIDEO GAME, right? Like a $70 product and not a $14 2-hour movie?
>>739883996The action gameplay in First Light completely mogs any gameplay system of any previous Bond game. You didn't play it so you wouldn't know that>>739884081It's an action adventure game that is story focused. Stop asking stupid questions like a 5 year old child
>>739884021Traditionally the films start with a fast action scene. Then you get a moderate paced introduction to the plot, then it's fast paced again all the way to the end.
>>739874545bogged lips flapping around like stage IV hemorrhoids
>>739877889what is this influencer crap? isn't this meant to be a bond game?
>>739884137You are terrible at this, I hope they aren't paying you much.
>>739873329she's ugly and my T-levels are low.
>>739884183Yeah and First Light opened with a helicopter crash and leads into a massive explosionSkyfall starts quiet in a dark hallway, gets loud really fast, but then gets slower and slower before the finaleSomething like Dr No or Goldfinger start very, very slowly
>>739883602Fuck off, Rajesh
>>739884264What's more pathetic and off topic....posting about viral marketers that don't exist, or posting about video games?
Why is Bond a manwhore again? I thought they were all "oh this is a modern Bond, he's not an outdated womanizing toxic masculinity figure anymore it's current year after all" in some preview.
>>739883989That just means she can't run away anymore
>>739884358That's not a real quote, you fell for clickbait on /v/ like a typical goyim.Many such cases unfortunately
>>739884335is there any gameplay?
>>739884335Shilling this wokeslop, I’d say.
>>739884404This presentation came out 8 months agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jom-jxUEqJg
>>739884335Pretending not to be a viral marketer when you are obviously reading off a sheet >it's slow and cinematic isn't that great it just like a film!>oh you want your video games to be video games err then I mean it is fast and action packed and the bestest gameplay ever!>>739884335>posting about video gamesI wish you would because so far you just keep posting pictures of the same mutt. How about you show is this gameplay. Once you have decided whether it is slow and cinematic or action packed and fun.
>>739884392No I distinctly remember the game's writer showboating in some interview about how their Bond was going to be for the modern audience and not a hypermasculine sexual t-rex, yet he's bedding random women right out the gate in this.
>>739884404All they can say is "he gets laid." This game and it's marketers are a joke. I wonder how many times >>739878626will get spammed before Monday. At least they aren't as aggressive in desperately trying to prove this game isn't woke today.
>>739873329A step in the right direction, now make a game i actually want to play and you'll get my money.
>>739884476>a 2 minute gameplay segment begins 18 minutes in>rest is filler cinematic slopkek
>>739873329>Big name western games are now less woke than Japanese gamesHow did this happen?
>>739884495You are schizophrenic. Go post somewhere else already>>739884507>No I distinctly rememberOh you remember reading clickbait, I'm sure. You're just totally lost mate. This is 007>>739884515You're very, very concerned with this game being on the front page every day aren't you? Wonder why.
>>739884632It’s still chock-full of browns and woke as fuck, anon. Asia is the white man’s home now.
>>739874861>>739879824need slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot3DcVvOqYI
>>739873329Imagine being a woman with a body like that. Literal heaven on Earth.
>>739884632>less wokelmao meanwhile this is the actual game: >>739882730Actual quote from the game: "This grotesque pastiche of hyper-masculine tropes"
cute npc
>>739873329>wears make-up while swimmingincel devs
>>739884661You really are terrible at this.
>woke game comes out>has square women that only look 40 with toaster jaws instead of 60 with fridge jaws>"Hey everyone! Look! Woke loves sex! SEXXXOOOOO!"In another month when another of their games comes out we'll have the same people telling you wanting to have women without pig noses and with boobs is the patriarchy.What year is this game supposed to be set in? It looks like it's trying to reset Bond to being born in the 2000s, or even 2010s, with how diverse MI6, and the greater world is.
>>739884778Meanwhile the girl that said that (she's trying to piss Monroe off on purpose) is getting absolutely dicked down by that same gigachad Monroe.You've never had a girlfriend so you'd never, ever understand the way confident girls like to tease
>>739884661>day 2>10 threads up hitting bump limit with the same collages and poorly camouflaged praises like "THIS is how you make a moviegame">the very next day and day after>one thread (now 2) that can't hit bump limitYou and your team are very obnoxious. It's hard to ignore. At least the Mina threads are real people playing a real game. Weren't you all spamming that this game was going to blow up even harder because "people wait until the weekend to play story games?" It's Saturday, where are these hundreds of thousands of people that were supposed to be gushing over this non-game?
>>739884515You faggots said for months he won't get laid, and then when he does get laid, you start screeching about shills to anybody who calls you out.
>>739884886>a-actually she's just written like that>she's getting dicked down by another character>y-you incelUh-huh.Really selling the game there champ.
>>739884476so they have combined the most generic cinematic third-person shooter possible with a nu-hitman aesthetic that has fuck all to do with james bond, resulting in a product no one asked for
>>739884227ThisBond never ever fucked hot women in a paradise sunny resort/hotelNo sirI'm 14 and I never watched any Bond movies btw, not sure if that matters
>>739884661>quoting somebody means you are schizophrenicPeak marketing, give this man an extra rupee.
>>739884942uninstall instagram
>>739884935I'm not selling any game, I'm calling you a fucking retarded faggot who didn't play the game but shits up the thread anywaysMany such cases
>>739884886Really nigga?
>>739884920gameplay??
>>739884920We said it would be woke and it was. Keep on seething about it, shill, and go tell your boss to make a better game next time.
>>739884852uh oh troon melty
>>739885006These screenshots of cutscenes are really selling me on this game.
The funniest part of the /v/irgin rage fueling these threads is...well, just thatIt's the angry faggots who have never touched the game who post in these threads more than anyone
>>739882730>play game>you're punching and smashing men the exact same as that poster>you're just sexless and soi bodiedDamn, why's their game so toxic?
>>739885104is there any gameplay in this video game? if there is, is there any that doesn't suck arse?
>>739885142Why are you still here?
>>739885104>SAAAR STOP POSTING IN THE THREAD SAAR ONLY WE MAY POST!!!Buy an ad, troon.
It's a good game but I will say the fucking self-insert woman agent is by far the worst written part about the game and is never something you'd see in an actual Bond film.Bond legit needs to get saved like 5 times throughout the story by her. She's constantly mocking and belittling him and outsmarts him and the villains at every turn.There's no clever moments by this Bond. He's more Nathan Drake than Bond.
Are we being raided or some shit?These autimos just keep saying the exact same 2 or so lines on repeat, ignoring any counterpoints brought up or try to change the topic.
>>739885104>He's giving up out loudYour L4 is about to get ripped a new asshole. I would bridge that to your L6 before you clock out for the evening.
>>739885160NTA, but I’ll take that as a no on the gameplay.
>>739885006>I'm not selling any gameHe says while seething when people post actual content from the game pointing out you're lying about it.Paid shilling hasn't been this blatant since the days of Borderlands 2.
When I'm interested in a game, I don't come to 4chan to find information about it.
>>739884709Show me a modern Japanese games that's even remotely close to the picture in the OP
I mean just look at this mess. Look at the paranoid delusions of grandeur on display in every single thread for new games. These people actually believe they're arguing with paid employees, specifically paid to argue with them.They're fighting back against the woke menace and Amazon after all!
>>739885346>whataboutismWestern games have gameplay too. Licensed AAA shite is not the peak that you want us to see it as.
>>739873329Perfection, Miss Moneypenny…
>Licensed AAA shite in the 1990s: good>Licensed AAA shite in the 2020s: bad
>>739885386Funny how you knew what L4 and L6 meant. Really makes you think.
>>739885346Don’t need to, just look at any gacha. Alternatively, Stellar Blade (though it’s Korean).
>NOOOOOO ITS WOKE IT IS A WOKE TRANNY LIBTARD GAME>NOOOOOO IT IS A BASED TRAD MANLY GAME WITH PORN AND GUNS>open game>it's actually just shitdopey ass bond doing rogue AI plotlines, i don't care how many white people there are, it's fucking boring and amazon writing is atrocious
>>739880361When it gives free (You)s
>739885462Thanks for the bump, freak
>>739885478>i don't care how many white people there areThe lack of them seems to correlate with bad games
>>739885386You type like a faggot and your game is shit. Seethe about the chuds some more, it’s really quite entertaining to watch you lose in real-time.
>>739885142to assess and discuss how disappointing this game is without having to expend additional effort by, for example, searching for videos of it
It's a based game for based men only
>>739885550meant for:>>739885160
>>739883937Thread: Video game.Your screeching: Not video game.
>>739885476I'm specifically talking about Japanese games
>>739883937Was this before or after the "day 2 threads" that outright lied and shat on the game for being woke for 120 posts until some anon actually brought the fucking receipts after which everyone shat up because they were found out?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739644206/Read the beginning of that fucking thread and tell me with a straight face there was genuine vidya discussion going on there and not just a bunch of /pol/ rejects jumping at shadows.
>>739885432The man himself would be proud of our boy Bond
>>739885506>>739885104>>739885386This is an AI bot.
>>739885530shitty corporate scripts written by committee is a lot more offensive to meyou might play a bad game if it jerked your side off, i would notthey usually go hand in hand
>>739885742It's a schizo tripfag who takes his trip off when shilling
>>739884938>they have combined the most generic cinematic third-person shooter possibleYou haven't played a single previous Bond game, have you?
Nah just not giving (You) what you desire, pathetic faggotBack to the gacha thread with you already, you refuse to post video games
For England, James?
>>739885639Dead or Alive, the new Danganronpa, some SF6 characters when Capcom aren’t being faggots… the list goes on.
>>739885818
>>739885794These threads have been flooded with people who not only know nothing about 007 films but know nothing about any 007 games whatsoeverThey have no clue hat they are talking about, they see black/brown people and just reflexively lash out like animals. The irony being of course that this behavior more closely mirrors the people they claim to be against than it does the people they claim to be for
>>739885794Fym they were dopamine and action filled taking you from place to place in quick pace unlike this paddedslop
>>739885794haha, yes, i recall goldeneye being a cinematic third-person shooter
>>739885702This is a paid shill. Let me help you a bit: an organic poster on /v/ would say "yeah, it's woke, but the gameplay is so good that it doesn't matter." You, on the other hand made a whole collage and saved that thread and repost it constantly trying to direct people's perception of the game? Why? Because you aren't someone who posts on /v/--otherwise, you would know that what you're doing is an enormous waste of time
booba
>>739877815>>739877853I thought this was young Bond. Why is the love interest a 40-year old?
>>739885861Was it really necessary to run the image through an AI hallucinator?
>>739885861....woke.....fridge.....she's not hot....3DPD.....James isn't cool.....
>>739885761>look at all the committees>not made by "my side">made to jerk off "their side">see game that "jerks off my side">it's just a normal game made 20 years agoWeeeeird
>>739885386Anon, if you wanna falseflag as 'le epic shill' you should try to be less obvious.
>the succubus is right behind me isn't it
>>739885930Fucking hell that face and neck
>>739879048
>>739885981No clue what you are sperging about now, what game do you think i am talking about? This game was not released 20 years ago.
yeah, it's 'woke', but the visuals and sound and storytelling and gameplay is so good that it doesn't matternow go away
>>739885981>nuh-uh: the postNTA, but you got BTFO
>>739885818>>739885861>>739885930>hm, what will own the chuds?>I know, I’ll repost the same scene of a fat ugly jeet I’ve done for the past two days>yes, this will own them>it has to own them. please, let it own them.
>>739886072>IT’S NOT FUCKING WOKE CHUDS!!! IT ISNT WOKE!! IT’S NOT, IT’S NOT, IT’S NOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!>ok well it is woke but that’s actually a good thing chuddypoo, be sure to buy it :)
>>739886072what is this, a glorified frat party?
>>739886080Right here, have another one lil bro lol
>>739885918>organic posterOnly experts in shilling use this term, Rajesh.
>>739885918>an organic poster on /v/ would accept the bait OP pic and shit on the game without knowing the truthYeah no wonder I spend most of my time on /vr/ and /vrpg/ instead.
>>739886072Looks mid and like 10 others games to me
>>739884661No, that happened, and they definitely changed it. The last few years' high profile woke flops must have spooked them. I bet it's the reason behind the last delay, they had to quickly add in the guyslop things and make the women hotter because their budget was too huge to flop.
>>739886159And another one for good measure
>>739885742It's a retard muddying the waters by falseflagging and you're a double retard for falling for it.
>>739885931He's hagmaxxing like a real zoomer
>>739886063Which side is this game jerking off, anon?
>>739886169>shit on the game>an organic poster on /v/ would say "yeah, it's woke, but the gameplay is so good that it doesn't matter."Responding for the sake of responding is very estrogenated behavior.
>>739886018Kek nice one
>>739879123sex
>>739886072the game is shit
>>739886159>>739886216Post as many as you like, shilly, I still ain’t buying this wokeslop and I look forward to when the layoffs start. Hopefully you can get a job on Horizon when that comes out!
>>739873565She looks like she should rub her feet and asshole across my tongue you retarded fag.
>>739885873>>739885875Every Bond game has always been the generic cinematic FPS/TPS of its era, yes. You cunts forgot about the turret missions from AUF or Nightfire? From Rusia With Love for the PS2? The fucking Quantum of Solace game that was a reskinned CoD?
>>739879945>>739879362>>739879123>Gets flustered and loses composure when James bangs that Latina chickWhat did she mean by this?
>>739876105have you watched a single bond film? half the plotpoints are some girl leading him by the nutsack into trouble
>>739886336LMAO it really is one impotent guy "contracts" "job" "1 month contract" "indians" "jeets" "shills" what's next?
>>739885930>>739886216>>739886159
Why are so many of you so committed to shitposting so consistently about a game you don't/won't play?Give me the real answer. Pretend I am the shill that you imagine I am and not just a guy who likes 007. Why hang out in 007 threads all day screeching about culture war?
>>739886282Yet here you are.
>>739886281i never said it wasi said the script was badi said i would not play a game with a bad script even if it did glaze my political beliefs, left or right should not matter here
>>739873329I will now play your game.
>>739885931That's not the Bond girl.
>>739886375>resting bitch face>buttchin>brownI can see why anon can't not fuck that
>>739886386Touch a nerve, Ranjeesh? I’ll use “troon”, “faggot”, and “kike” next, then finish my turn and draw again.
>>739877815>>739877853>>739877889>>739877920That's a man
>>739886375Mommypenny sex scene DLC
>>739885853>Dead or Alivecensored>Danganronpatranime>SF6censored AND ugly as fuck
>>739886407Just like with Marathon, making the shillies seethe in these threads is way more fun than the game could ever be. And I didn’t even need to spend $70 for the privilege.
>>739886496You forgot nigger, my dalit friend!
>>739886425You said I'd play a bad game if it jerked my side offI said the games that do are good and were made 20 years agoThen you said this is one of those games, so I assume you just misread my response, we all make mistakes, we are human after all
>>739886547I also forgot street-shitter, so I’ll use call you that too. SAAR!
>>739886364>the worst he can find are turret sectionswtf i love hours of vapid cutscenes now
>>739886375She looks hotter in her office clothes than the date ones.
>>739886468Yes she is a Bond girl, she's just not the spy that betrays 007, she's the wholesome and irresistible shag that Bond has in the field at the halfway mark
>>739886375She needs to slob on my big white knob with her glasses on
>>739886375TEA TIME
>>739886597>no argument on how every single Bond game has been "the most generic cinematic third-person shooter possible" of its era Turret sections as you're driven through town and everything blows up around you is the action cinematics of its era, before Uncharted, yes.
Handsome bitch
>>739878626Im gonna fucking vomit
>>739886703>thinking about Bond's BWC
>>739873565based and william perry pilled
>>739886726i don't have to accept this shit
>>739886556i never said that either, i said maybe you do, only implying i don't fucking care if it has a bad script to begin withi made a post about the script being bad and you replied>buhhhh what about hating libtards you do hate my enemies right??and you are still trying to push thisyou subhumans are fucking exhausting
>>739886636The main Bond girl is always the story's heroine that goes through the adventure with Bond and they bang only near the end. That's Isola, the scientist chick is just a side piece of ass.
>>739878859>I know mulattas exist and all but this trend of giving negroes blue eyes chills me to my core.It happens in the real world (0.0000001% chance) so it's totally justified!Just like the 0.000001% blacks in World War 1 justifying a black guy on the cover of Battlefield 1
>>739886856There are multiple Bond girlsMoneypenny is a Bond girl
>>739878626Ohhhh yeah, the chuddies are done for with these total BABES! I mean you’ve got:>brown>brown>brown>manface>bizarre SEAmonkey some reason>the most ghoulish looking white woman everThat’s it — I’m with her now.
>>739886850>both sides bad!Anon I'm trying to tell you why the game's badYou haven't experienced something "the other side" has made because there is only one side right now
>>739886865>Just like the 0.000001% blacks in World War 1If blacks weren't the majority of troops in WWI then I bet you're going to say disabled women weren't frontliners, combatants, or even a significant amount of the support staff, in WWII
>>739886895Nobody would say Solange Dimitrios is a Casino Royale Bond girl, or that Moneypenny is Skyfall's Bond girl over the chicken Javier Bardem kills in the shooting range.
>>739886981insufferable /pol/ nigger i said the script is bad, that is all that i said please stop sperging out
>>739887035We're living in fucking insanity my dudeFucking incredible
The game is good
>>739887079>NOOO YOU MUST TAKE THE OBVIOUSLY POLITICALLY DRIVEN DOGSHIT GAME AT FACE VALUE!! STOP NOTICING!!!! IT'S JUST AN ACTUAL REAL GAME WITH GAMEPLAY!!!!!No.
>>739887064Moneypenny is a Bond girl
>>739878626Why do they ask look so depressed? Can we get some smiles?
>>739887149Is she the love interest, as asked in >>739885931 ?
>>739887141>OBVIOUSLY POLITICALLY DRIVENYeah, the politics are that the White man needs to fight back against AI because the Browns can't/won'tGreat politics!
>>739887141retard you replied to me i am not trying to get you to do anything other than stop being so fuck ass annoying
>>739887079>please stop sperging out
>>739887187>>739887198>reeeEEE YOU MUST TREAT THIS CLEARLY AGENDA-DRIVEN PRODUCT as a GENUINE STORY!>It's just like ANY OTHER GAME!!!No it isn't. You're getting called a slur.
>>739887214>no u>>
>>739887181James directly engages with with 5 women and beds 3 of them, one of them being Moneypenny which may or may not countIsola is the French Japanese spy that occupies the typical Bond girl spy slot
>>739885702>bait pic stops being used the day it's called out I'm nooticing.
was moneypenny always a negro?
>>739887247who are you quoting?
>>739887309since Skyfall
>>739887309Yes, chud. Now stop asking questions.
>>739887280>Isola is the French Japanese spy that occupies the typical Bond girl spy slotWell there you go.
>>739887337i found this online, though...............
>>739885861>no tattoos or piercingsI'm thinking based.
>>739887361I said STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, CHUD. SHUT UP AND BUY THE GAME NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!
>>739887087I find it funny that, at the time, redditors were asking if that was a real WWII combat prosthetic and everyone was so deep in the kool aid they didn't even think to ask why she's using a broken post-apoc punk cricket bat in an industrial war where knives are standard issue, let alone the rest of the insanity
>>739887247>noooo you're treating this video game... like a video game!>don't you know its the newest frontline in WHITE GENOCIDEoh brother..
>>739886375Cuckypenny
>>739887064Solange Dimitrios is a Casino Royale Bond girl
>>739886375cutiepennymommypussy
Why was PewDiePie in this game?
>>739887428>intentionally negryfing moneypenny>giving her blue eyes to top it offNOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS
guys... can't you just buy it so we get more hitman games PLEASE?
>>739887361The first one was the bestHer scenes with Connery's Bond were top cute
>>739887309She's been black since Skyfall, which came out the year you were born.
>>739887428Kek, seethe about it, troonie.
>>739887495Hello Nobody, I'm anon.
>>739887309Imagine if M was once a manYou'd start asking how many layers we're on>>739887361Isn't that the one who shot Bond?Why did they even do that? What did it do for the story other than close the in medias res starting action sequence?
>>739887597Skyfall came out in 1992? Huh.
>>739887571i will kill my race for a cute nerdy negress like moneypennyi am not immune to propaganda
>it's not woke
>>739887580Ummmmmm lemme think… hm… uhhhhhhhhh well if I look at it like this… hang on, almost got it… no.
>>739887625>Why did they even do that?The fake answer is coincidence/talented actress/who cares.The real answer is agenda/politics
>>739886375Mommypenny monkeypussy WONBest Bond girl in a long time. Utter perfection for her role
>>739887495>plapping another guy's wifeJames Bond kino and 4chan approved.
what nationality are the bond girls in this game?
>>739887580I'm fine with WoA + Freelancer, actually. I'll buy it because I like Bond, not necessarily for a Hitman 4 which let's be honest, will happen regardless.
>>739878015fag
>>739887675Based as FUCK. Watch how the troonies seethe.
>>739887580More Hitman? Yes please.Of course by Hitman I mean C47, SA, Contracts, BM.None of this nu-man bullshit
>>739887695FUCK YOU, BUY THE GAME
what is with all the faggots and incels lately
>>739887675Jason Schreier jumpscare
>>739887785Quit looking in the mirror and they’ll go away.
>>739887724Receptionist looks SEA, Theresa is apparently Portuguese, Isola is French Japanese hapa, Moneypenny is light skin Black, maybe some sort of island mixCressida is British but looks a touch Germanic or Nordic, the woman in red at the club looks straight up British innit
>>739887724Bikini chick is Italian. >>739884137 is French-Japanese.
>>739887805fried his ass
>>739877889Sexter Morgan No!!!
>>739887846>Bikini chick is Italian.Portuguese
>>739873329Where's the gameplay?
>>739887843That bar chick is 200% grade-A Bri'ish slaf
>>739887956There isn’t any.
>>739887906thank God
>>739887630>subtracted 20 from 2012You're not fooling anybody, jr.
Behold: the kind of retard that shits on First Light.
>>739886338Anyone who is submissive is a faggot
>>739887956Here's a little 1v1 in the apartment kitchen that popped up on my YT feed
>>739873689>he doesn't rewatch the bikini scene for 4 hours
Cressida content status?
>>739888010Just dont look at bond's face when he eavesdrops on someone
>>739888010Why did he feel the need to write that? This isn't even self-deprecating humor, it's just sad.
STOP THE COUNT
>>739888623Pragmatafags......it's over.
>>739888623Now it’s only 20,000 below Marathon!
>>739888623The people who will be the most upset about this are ironically east and west asians that want both markets pictured to fail
>>739888676That's a multiplayer gameDo you understand how concurrent players works
>>739888313This shit looks so janky and button mashy KEK
>>739888729And the seething’s already begun! Hooooo doggies this is gonna be a great summer. Chuds fucking WON!
>>739888729m8 that's literally the go-to when someone knows they lost a steamcharts war
>>739888623Wasn't it supposed to hit 100k this weekend? Backpedaling on that now, huh? Understandable
>>739888623They said it wasn't going to go up on the weekendIt's the middle of the day and it went up
>>739888825and this is the second go-to
>>739888729>got decimated immediately
>>739888825>the final copechuds just get a W lately
wow guys, Pragmata had less players than Marathon
>>739886338shut the fuck up fucking pussy
western devs will slowly figure out that they can dismantle the gacha market by having hot girls at much lower costs for consumers in their games and bluecheck grifters from some asian shithole country will flood social media in the hundreds to try and stop that from happening this is just a taste of that
>>739888825>this copesorry your pedo game lost
>>739888917>>739888859>>739815091Literally in the archives
>>739888984Too bad there aren’t any hot girls in this shit. They’ll have to try harder next time.
>>739889031You didn't have to actually go and find your post for us, we knew what you were trying to do already
>>739889032I think the Portuguese girl is nice
Why does this game make discordtroons seethe so much?
>>739888984western devs are too pretentious and crippled by politically correctness to fully lean in that directions, they think they're above fanservice
>>739873329I thought western games werent allowed to have hot women anymore
>>739889150That little cleft chin is so fucking cuteCan't get enough of cleft chin cuties
>>739889150Nobody’s falling for it anymore, shill. You might still get a few replies in the Mina threads, though.
>>739889206Why are you so angry sister?
Still zero gameplay.
>>739873329>put one fairly attractive woman with boobs in a Western game>people act like she's the most beautiful thing they've ever seenI thought the bar was a bit higher since BG3 but I guess not.
>>739886338Porn addicted freak
>>739889281we're just posting it because it triggers chuds
>>739889206there are six james bond threads up right now anonstop coping
>>739889243Nah, I’m not the one who blew $70 on this slop. Hope you get your paycheck though, you’ll need it on the harsh Punjabi riverside.
>>739889307Copium post. Can't wait for all the bitch tears about Stellar Blade 2.
>>739889269They're going to do this for the next 4-5 hours then suddenly vanish into thin air like they have every afternoon this week. The next 20 responses are going to be "but there's a chick in it and she's wearing sleavless dress and a DARING skirt! Chuds are malding!"
>there are six james bond threads up right nowShe won
>>739889316And you’re losing in every one of ‘em. Sad!
>>739889364your ass is on fire lil chuddie
>>739889375*Sleeveless god damn
>>739889269>spoonfeed me spoonfeed me spoonfeed me
>>739889408They all popped up at once too. What a coincidence!
>>739889412>my le epin thread nemesis>our legendary fight across the 4channelsget a grip nigger
>>739889495They're posted hours apart and one was posted yesterday
Sooo... how long Babel shill jeet contracts last? Just asking to time up these shill threads.
>>739889515Christ, you shills are pathetic. No wonder you haven’t convinced anyone. I’ll look forward to the layoff threads in a month’s time.
>>739877815>>739877853>>739877889>>739877920>this character isn't hot enough for /v/ anymoreLmao at this place. You faggots cry so much about both sides of the female attractiveness spectrum>gacha slop anime females bad>AAA manface no curves females badthat you don't even find the ones perfectly in between attractive
>>739889675she's nice but when your competition is Eve from Stellar Blade and 2B from Nier...
>>739889675Sorry fag, I don’t find brownoids attractive.
>>739889675it's just the usual bunch of rabid, assmad discord troons, don't pay attention
>>739889675Have you seen her face and chin?
>>739873329This game is mid as fuck, woke, and is still gonna flop/thread
>>739889786Yeah, maybe a huge cock would do the job in your case fucking homo
>>739889786She's not brown, she's Portuguese.
>>739877815Those are some fat thighs, and not in a good way.
>>739889765Those two look like literal sex dolls, anon. Have you forgotten what a real woman looks like?
>>739889942Ah, of course that changes everything. Except for the fact that our eyes work.
>>739889898>mind immediately goes to faggotryLet me guess. You’re Indian?
>70kAIIIEEEE STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>739890046Amazonian post
>>739889942>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
>>739890092Still not 100k and barely beating a AA game that got those numbers without the backing of an established IP, 100 dollar marketing campaign, or slack channels coaching people on how they should be posting on fucking 4channel :)
>>739890142Given that its numbers are only slightly worse than marathon, which is multiplayer I think it’s fine.
>>739890142NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
>>739890242Definitely not enough to try to shitpost other games over.
>>739890046I know, but I'm explaining the western devs still have a long way to go before they can compete with eastern devs on sex appeal, the woke era fucked them upespecially american devs, the euro devs aren't so bad but americans really suck at creating attractive vidya women
>image of attractive woman>bUt ThAtS aN uGlY tRoOn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCG3pIEj_r4
>>739890362it is literally all just chink shills >>739890308any thread not gacha or one of their copyshit games is flooded with these people
Imagine being James in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be James and not only sit in that chair while Miss Roth flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, Miss Roth LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking James. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>739890473why would chinks shill a Japanese or Korean game?
>>739890617This is a bot thread, dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6I5YdjC_c
>>739890617you are all the same subhumans to me
>>739890308You're actually insane if you think eastern games are competing in the same market as western games. Look at the sales for big Chinese games like Wukong and where those sales are happening. Last time I looked I think it was single digit percentile for sales in the west, and how many of those are from asian expats we don't know, but considering the sales trend it's probably the majority. Your asian coombait games just aren't selling well here and it's purely because the gameplay is still shit in all of them. Western people would rather play a tranny game because at least the gameplay is good. Be mad about it as much as you want but the sales speak the truth.
>>739890142>20k less than Veilguard>which launched on a ThursdayYuppers, I’m counting this as a Chud victory.
>>739873329Am i craze or does every single female in a video gane do this same exact facial expression
>>739890046It's funny because a while ago leftoids responded to a blonde white woman with large boobs being portrayed as attractive like it was the worst thing they've ever seen while screeching about white supremacy.
>>739891012post some other examples
I've come to conclusion that for you to like the game you must be brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNC0xsMFVgc
>>739888335License to goon, ma'am?
>>739873329hello? ethics department?
>>739873565why 86? they won in 85 desu
>>739877815>>739877853>>739877889>>739877920lollmao
>>739889281Are you implying the BG3 actually were attractive?
>>739886338Based
>>739891519i sure hope he's not implying that. i hate sharing a board with faggots.
>>739891519I'm implying that when all you see are 3s a 7 looks really good.
>>739873329WOWZERS
>>739890525She's cute asf, you're just mindbroken.
>>739889675Years of gooning has broken their brain
>>739879824
Remember that Black Adder episode where he keeps going back and forth between two events at his house, a drinking party with the guys and a dinner with his wealthy puritan aunt, context switching all the fucking time and pretending? Somehow this is where we are now with western entertainment.
