>>739890029>007 First Light is loved by criticsI knew it would be shit.
>>739890029i bet they do
>>739890029Buy an ad, troon.
>>739890029Time to buy mixtape!
>add fan service>everyone loves it and its a critically acclaimed gameits that simple
It's a decent game. Not as good as the Hitman games but captures some of their magic. Probably better when you're a James Bond fan.
>>739890029why did Vice say OO7 instead of 007, "double oh" doesn't actually mean the letter o, does it,
>OO7Kill urinalists
>>739892674it's dog shit
>>739890029oh wow, imagine that anon
>>739890029>the best James Bond gameOut of all two of them?
>>739890029>With that ESG score, how could you criticize it?>Signed modern reviewer
I like it too
>>739893945There were at least 7 prior to this but it's closer to 12 or something. All on PS2 and lesser on N64/PS1 and lesser on consoles since.They're all better than First Light, though, and First Light isn't even the first time they have tried to make the game the main feature. Everything or Nothing literally took the writer from the GoldenEye movie and had him work with the game. It was also John Cleese's last outing as Q.
>>739890029I have no interest in pirating it let alone buying it.A real modern 007 game would have you assassinating bill gates or rothschilds or something to stop vaccines and White genocide.Maybe have him disable the samson option as israel is getting nuked to make it more woke if you want.In this propaganda piece however the wannabe self-insert is taking orders from women and browns and blacks are everywhere. Also jannies banned me for this last week so you just know these threads are payed for.
>>739891845Where's the fanservice? And what does a post-wall woman have anything to do with it?
>>739894247M has always been a woman, if you want your criticism to reach anywhere you have to drop that point.Now that i think about it, nobody i know gives a shit about 007, ergo all this outrage is just manufactured. Wouldn't buy it either way, i don't buy games.
>>739894549>all this outrage is just manufacturedI already said these threads were all shills, you don't have to repeat it
>>739894549>m has always been a womanMaybe if time began in the 90s
>>739894247Time for a confession/v/ros. I always thought this guy was cool as fuck.
What am I supposed to do here? I can't go through that door to call the robot, can't hack it. I watched a playthrough and the door just opens for the guy. Is it a bug?
>>739890029I'm not Buying
>>739894890you need to hack the door in front of you which is only doable on the opposite side, where you just platformed before getting here, see that red cable?
>>739895298The hell, this is so stupid, not ever worked that way before and I literally hacked such a door from the front moments earlier.
Bullshit. Sly Spy is the best Bond game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILMz3bPXcchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILMz3bPXcc
>>739891845>Give Elon Musk bolt-on tits>Fanservice
>>739895646FUCK YOU CAN'T UNSEE
I fucking hate fighting Brutes, I wish I could just pull my gun out.
are there any james bond games other than this one that actually focus on the spy stuff? seems like everything since goldeneye (I know there were text based game and like 2 platformers before it) is an FPS or TPS with a few car chases
>>739890029>loved by critics
post bunda
>>739890029watched bigm or big torta play this, it's a good movie game but that's it
>>739896239this game doesn't focus on the spy stuff, it's just a walking simulator
>>739890029So the game is dog shit. Got it.
>>739890029>loved by criticsso was Veilguard and Mixtape
>>739890029"critics" aren't in charge of my wallet. Have a nioce day.
>>739894549>Ralph Fiennes has always been a womanBut seriously, Judi Dench was cool
>>739896749The difference is that Bond is a white sex having chad.
>>739894247Moneypenny is not newM has interchangeably been a woman several times and was a woman for ten yearsBond defies orders from said woman literally the entire fucking gameThe game is a love letter to Bond, both the books and the films, and if you cannot tell how much the devs love the Bond franchise then you are a literal fake fan
>>739896648soulsslop ruined your brain
>>739897212Do Br*ts really count as white anymore?
I enjoyed the training montage.
crack when?
>>739897393>Do Br*ts really count as white anymore?
i love racially ambiguous women
>>739890029I couldn't give less of a shit about critics, faggot. 007 First Light is loved by *me* because I grew up with Bond movies and it was a cool Bond experience after 15 years without games (and the last few being utter dogshit like QoS or Legends). It's a shame the game can't be discussed for shit here.
>>739893945Imbecile.
Just like starfield.Don't make threads.
i hate james bondits propaganda to make the MI6 look goodthe MI6 was infiltrated by the KGB
>>739898997not in this game
OKAY FUCK ALL OF YOU THIS IS NOW A GENERAL JAMES BOND THREAD. Post your favorite:>actor>movie>antagonist>Bond girl>song
>>739899315>i want to be your james bondi only remember casino royale
>>739899315>actorBrosnan > Dalton > Connery > Craig > Moore (can't really give an opinion on Lazenby)>movieGoldeneye, now and forever>antagonist006, Goldfinger, I have a soft spot for Grant due to the PS2 From Russia with Love game>Bond girlElektra did things to me as a kid>songOHMSS, and I don't mean We Have All the Time in the World but the actual theme that's also used in First Light
>>739899315Dalton was robbed.
>>739899705>elektra
>>739899315>Craig>Man with the golden gun>Goldfinger>Halle Berry >Skyfall
>>739890029The critics can have it. idgaf.
>>739897393Kek
>>739890029>I WILL jerk off to the thicc red bikini slut's r34 material (she's nothing special, but still fappable)>I WILL NOT buy (the very definition of) your mid game where Zoomer Bond gets saved by foids left and right>I WILL get it for free even if (for some reason) I decide to play it at some pointJust fyi, shill-kun. No pennies from me on this one.
>>739890029Serious question, why is there so much shilling of video games on /v/ lately? Has it always been that way? I thought normies, and mainstream media always hated 4 chan, didn't they say it was full of nazis and bigots. Seems though every time I come here it is nonstop shilling, is 4 chan that powerful!
>>739901623>why are new videogame releases discussed in the videogame boardA mystery we will never solve.
>>739901850>Discussion?>>739890029 wow critics love this game, such discussion
>>739902328>Discussion? >>739726726>>739753275>>739795507Yes, discussion; whenever falseflagging retards allow for it by not shitting entire threads with /vpol/ bullshit.
>>739899315I don't watch unc slopMight watch some if it's like Spy x Family
>>739903026>falseflagging Yeah it's totally not a shilling thread, look here there are three posts that actually discuss the game.
>>739903480>how do I create genuine discussion surrounding this game and not the simplest bait in history?>I know, I'll praise normie journo scores in the OPNot very bright, are you Rajeesh.
>>739896067I wish every enemy in the game was a brute and I'm not kidding. Fist fights are over too fast and the armored guys have no health at all
https://streamable.com/xk7h8rThe combat and stealth are really funLoads of destructible props and environmentsYou can shoot from the hip btw
>>739903684I asked a simple question about why so much shilling on /v/And you still haven't answered, you just replied with a snarky muh discussion. And then you were so desperate you had to post links from other THREADS to try and one up me. It's not shilling it's muh discussion, because I say so, lol whatever nigger.
>>739892674I really wanted a hitman with more funny gadgets, and maybe options for Bond to talk his way around situations. I don't understand why giving the project to the Hitman guys, if they didn't want a Hitman game.
>>739903861>those vintage gun sounds from the movies when shooting with handgunHOLY SOUL
>>739904005there are more threads up for the zelda ripoff mouse game than this AAA Bond game, and you think this is the one being shilled? 3 threads that attempted discussion over the last week and that is somehow upsetting to you?just play a video game. find one you like and play it. arguing on 4chan is not video games, and shitting up threads is not some noble act
>>739904063Because Hitman WoA has really good superspy/assassin thriller atmosphere and grandiose levelsThat’s why IOI was perfect for the job, not because of Hitman sandbox aspect
>>739904005>why so much shilling on /v/ >>739901850
>>739898679If you haven't played nuhitman for some reason then I recommend you try it.
>>739890029I enjoyed it a lot /v/ is always so negative
The somali pirate part was cool. Felt like a real glowie killing and manipulating nigs
>>739904579The first half I found a bit of a drag, up to finding you-know-who's corpse. The second half up to the end of the stage was cooler. It's actually weird how the weakest part of the game is the beginning, it's usually the opposite.
>>739904127I accept your concession
>>739898679Blood Stone was better
>>739904579They just hired Lenny Kravitz and told him to be himself to aura farmHe was kino
>The best 007 gameIs that supposed to be some kind of achievement?Almost every 007 game is dogshit. Goldeneye, Nightfire and maybe The World is Not Enough only because it imitated Goldeneye were even remotely good, and none of them were really that great desu. Goldeneye is just remembered fondly because it was on the N64 and had a memorable soundtrack and was innovative as an important console FPS. Otherwise, every other James Bond game is dogshit. Even if First Light was a mediocre 7/10 game which it likely is it would be better than 90% of other 007slop from the past. Agent Under Fire, that game sucked Tomorrow Never Dies was shit. Rogue Agent, shit. Goldeneye remake, shit. Quantum of Solace, man I even played that one, it was SHIT. Everything or Nothing was mediocre, I can't even remember a damn thing about that one.
>>739904924As a certified Blood Stone enjoyer, First Light feels like a direct upgrade over it outside of the walk and talk sections and fewer car chases played straight. Gunplay's better, more gadgets, more stealth and more colorful (Blood Stone was incredibly grey and yellow, all I remember is that Russian factory in the snow where everything's freaking grey).t. >>739730373
>the cum monster is right behind me, isn't it?
>>739905280RUN JAMES
I have reviewer-posting fatigue
So many hags in this gameYou can hit on a lot of random NPC women, depends on level but the one in that London Webb museum there was 3 you could flirt with
These hot babes should belong to a gacha if im completely honest
>>739905878Welcome to Africa, Mr. Bond.
>>739905280Why the fuck is he looking at me like that?This is your problem lil bro
>>739890029
>>739905607One of the ones you can hit on in that level is the wife of the idiot you then meet in Webb HQ in the elevator, the loser that graduated last in his class.
>>739905607If you listen closely there's a lot of ambient NPC chatter where women will fawn over Bond when you walk past them, in most levelsThat is quite based
>>739890029>critic>isnt critical
>>739890029Critics are worthless niggers.
