Brick by brick
Suck my dick
>>739997446no matter how thin, not matter how thick
>Let me guess...you need more?
>>740000243Completely realistic full scale map of the USA
>>739996948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZ_EIZMiqs
>>740000243What do they eat?
>A MAN HAS FARTED IN THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY>START THE NUDITY
Wasn't this being decompiled? What's the status of that?
Lego Island 2 is better
>>740000412it's done, you can play it in browserhttps://isle.pizza/
>>740000509Shut up, Olvin.
>>740000384They had some pizza, before the shark ate it.
>>740000243yeah i need the police response time to my house to not be hot garbage because they put it on the furthest possible point from the residential
>>740000243Is the ocean molten plastic or a solid plastic piece? Imagine the cancer-inducing fumes if it's the former. Also we need a grand prix that's 95% underground in a magical cave realm.
>>740000132Mama sucked off Laura, and Laura sucked off Nick!
>>740000384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsbfCj1S0fc
>>740001667There's one criminal on the island and he'll stay there unless some retard gives him a pizza
>>739996948Didn't this fucker use hot pizzas to melt the bars of his cel?
>>740000527Holy based! Now I know what I'll play the rest of the day
https://youtu.be/zBwJZitSBx0
>>739996948Is part 3 up yet?
>>740003949white people be like: I wrote the hard r in Lego island
I liked Xtreme Stunts
>>740001667bruh they literally have a helicopter relax
>>740005472Wasting my tax gold lego studs on a rapid response vehicle and you tell me to relax? I'll fucking put your legs on backwards.
>>740004117On Patreon
>>740005556where are they gonna even take your car or anything, you can throw a rock and hit everywhere on the island
>>740005649Made me check, it's not...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCgYZpWUmDYbest song in the game and it isn't particularly close
>>740005696They auction your car off to Jason down the street because I didn't put my toys away yesterday and won't eat my brocolli.
>>739996948
>>740000527Fuck browsers, I want to play it natively on my PC
>>739996948little by little?
>>740000527I remember being really confused on what to do or where to go playing this when I was littleNow I see whyI don't think the game devs really knew level directionThe game will be like>build the helicopterand as an adult I know that there's only a few places to go to do that, but as a kid I probably walked around the whole island looking for a way to build itHonestly its still not clear to me what actually triggers the red brick for the police mission
>>740000243Now it it's been decompiled, I really hope someone will make the island bigger somehow. So yes I WANT more.
>blocks your path
Lego Island had the jankiest controls I can ever remember using.
>>739996948This shit is whack. Never been so fucking mad at a video before.
It's kinda crazy they made a lego city game that was a GTA-like but somehow it was so boring and slow that nobody gave a shit or played itOR MAYBE IT WAS THAT NONE OF THE BUILDINGS WERE MADE OF FUCKING LEGO WHEN THEY HAD DECADES OF SET DESIGN TO PULL FROM
https://isle.pizza/ YOU CAN RUN LEGO ISLAND FROM A BROWSER
>>739996948I understood this reference
>>740010932>Cheese pizza island Anon...
>>740011908im so happy im not a discord troon like you
Clutch Powers raped and killed a girl in 1998
>>740011908heh
>>740011975I bet you never even got gold in the car racing you wanker.well, I never did either, I got like 5 fps and the controls were bad and I kept getting lost.
>>740012419Tranny spammers don't play video games, anon.
>>740011908
>>740010845no i think it was the boring and slow part honestly
>>740010845Nothing is legos except for the movie: the video game. Even the new batman barely has any lego. I thought that that would have been a complaint by now.
>>740004184>A MAN HAS USED THE HARD R IN LEGO CITY
a response to the police video just dropped
>>740014567>START A RIOT>"HEY!">BUILD A GROUP OF MINORITIES>GIVE THEM MOLOTOV COCKTAILS>AND SHOW THE RACISTS HOW FRUSTRATED YOU ARE WITH UNEMPLOYMENT AND FREE GIBS
>>739996948brick by brick is a banger song, but i resent the fuck out of this game. i begged my mom for this game and she got it for me for my birthday. granted, i was a dumb kid, but i thought it was going to have more free lego play. if only i had waited a year for lego creator to come out. that was the game i actually wanted. also this game ran at like 2-4 fps on our shitty acer computer, lol.
>>740003821it was an inside job. hot cheese cant melt steel beams.
>>740003821I think the pizza was extra spicyIt's been a while since i played lego islandAlso fuck those races
I'm the pizza delivery dude! The dude with the food!
my name is bill dingget it?
>>740017570holy shit the mormon defense force is way more of a threat than I thought
This whole lego thing really shows that white people do be corrupt when they pretend not to be
>>740020861>members of a cult looking out for each otherhmmm where have I seen this before
This whole lego thing really shows that religious "people" do be corrupt when they pretend not to be
>>740020861Do black children play with legos.
>>739996948I'll suck your bricks, I'll eat your pizza!
The implication I think is probably that it's not 200k. The new owner of the store in Oregon is some guy in Utah who happens to live right next to the corporate hq. They've probably done this a ton, take over the store, steal all consignments, tell the person to get rekt, if they show up to try to sue you then arrest them
>>740021010they mostly chew on them imo
>>740021041Going by how the CEO was acting it's definitely not his first time and he's fully confident the cops got him covered.
>>740014468>Even the new batman barely has any legotheres an insane amount of lego. you're retarded. some broader concrete panel sections, road/flooring sections, and windows are "normal" stuff, but almost everything inbetween is lego, and every single object and furnishing is lego. a significant portion of building interiors is lego. even exteriors have a lot of lego stuff mingled in with the concrete parts.
>>740000243Have any of those Lego madmen that bulid the elobrate as fuck cities and trains tried to recreate the island with Legos IRL?
>>740021041>>740021137mormon cult bullying and stealing from others.
>>740021041I keep seeing feint mentions of this, but completely lack context beyond Utah's Mormon thugs and 200k worth of Lego somehow. What's the TL;DR?
>>740021402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscQpkcwgNUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxZPfj8AlmYLong watch but entertaining, and the events are quite shocking.
>>740021402>What's the TL;DR?You can move a mountain, if you do it brick by brick.
>>740021402The videos are actually decent>>740021504It starts out seeming like some youtuber grift content, and maybe it is, but the stuff that ends up happening is genuinely shocking and will make you extremely mad unless you are some nigger who likes corruption
>>740021618brick by bricksmall claim by small claim
>>740021402It's like 2hrs of video to go through but basically, a guy's dad had a fuckton of lego collection he was selling to bricks n minifigs in oregon to pay for his healthbill.The manager of said store got fired and mormon cult that runs the company assumed direct control. Never fulfilled the contract to the guy's dad and paid for his legos.The entire videos show the entire rabbithole of how scummy those people are. They create a small claims court case and win by default because they never showed up.The mormon mastermind decides to close down the store 1 day after the case went through so they wouldn't have to pay. Youtubeman goes to Utah to find the two co-owners of the store because there's a clause somewhere that says they need to find a way to settle the case before going in front of a judge and that implies calls/real life meet-up etc.He shows up to one of the owner's house and the cops are on him not even 2mins before he showed up. Fake searches, fake accusation of having heroin, fake claims of the youtube guy having stole the legos(lol), lots of arrests and bullshit amount of lying from everyone in the cult involved. It's genuinely insane and infuriating to see it verbatim. I highly recommend you watch all of it.
>>740021402Man gets fucked over by a big corpo, reaches out to Youtubers because there is no way he can win a battle of court fees, and then said Youtubers end up revealing pretty deep police corruption. All over Lego.It honestly just boils your blood over how fucking ridiculous it is.
>>740021892Youtube has been filling my feed with fucktons of police brutality videos since the Afroman case.
>>740021402>guy puts up his sick dad's massive classic lego collection for consignment (the store does the job of selling it, the store keeps a small cut of the sale, guy gets the money)>owners of the store (franchisee) want to move overseas and look into how to go about doing that>corporate (who is mormon) gets wind of this intent>owners get bullied out of their own store by some mormon fuck they set up to take over>"but what about all of this inventory? what about the consignment contracts?" "we take it on.">guy stops getting money, but they keep advertising his collection>"hey can i get my money or at least my legos back?">tell him to fuck off, charge him with tresspassing, threaten to drag out court beyond the cost of the legos if he attempts legal action, various other threats>youtuber ben gets wind of this, takes up the cause>he also gets threatened the same and "i'll just say you stole it! you probably do heroin!">ben goes through small claims court and wins>corporate closes the store to avoid paying or giving back>ben tries to serve legal papers>corpo calls the mormon cops MULTIPLE TIMES to act as personal bodyguards and hitmen>cops cant make him leave since he isnt on the property or doing anything wrong>asks the cop to serve the papers, cop verifies they're real, allegedly attempts to serve corpo (redacted bodycam, lol), corpo allegedly says "i dont want it" and cop comes back with the papers.>ben does everything fully legally, but the dirty cops perform illegal traffic stops and searches for "anonymous tip that you have heroin">cops raid his airbnb at gunpoint because "anonymous tip that they might have stolen legos">ben makes the mistake of talking to the cops since he did nothing wrong, they hold him on some fake charge thats actually protected by the 1st ammendment>judge releases him on bail>suddenly a warrant for his arrest for the crime of ????>ben goes to mexico (this is the last i heard of his status)
>>740022315Mormons own the state of Utah.
>>740022315(cont)>the softest spoken cop makes an official statement on the series of events>multiple provable liesapparently the original store owners said something like they were accused of selling heroin out of their store when they were bullied out too. there are a lot more details obviously, but its massive corporate and police corruption through and through. since everyone involved on that side is mormon, it seems likely that its mormon cult mentality.>ben's car stops at stop sign for a full 3 seconds.>makes turn>cop following turns on lights and pull them over. >"im pulling you over because you ran that stop sign.">looks in back seat>"are you ben?"this wasnt a traffic stop, this was a targeted HIT. having prior knowledge of who is in the car gives it away.
>>740021760You are a frustated faggot if you don't like corruption. It's the most based ever, the law of the strongest put into practice, If one person is better than another, it makes no sense to just put them into the same basket and say them have the same rights. A faggot whines about corruption and how he is being opressed, while a ubersmench enjoys it.
>>740022315Good QRD. I would probably also throw in that other youtubers tried prior to Ben but quickly gave up when they met the same hurdles as Ben showing this wasn't a one time thing.The biggest thing with the new warrant for his arrest after he got out on bail was that he wouldn't be allowed bail which was signed off by a judge which is why he ran off to Mexico. The original warrant didn't have bail either but a Judge reviewed it, stated that it was stupid that it didn't have bail and gave him bail.It's quickly turning into a case about how damn corrupt the entire legal system is and this is just over 200k which is probably chump change to the company.
WHAT IS BEHIND THIS DOOR?!
>>740022690it is the untermench who thrives in the cesspit that they live in. He's unable to understand that Ben, the underdog come self-sacrificing uberman, will always be better and more than him, the guy struggling to be at the top of the dungheap; the transcendent struggle for meaning vs. the self-serving agent of a literal cult.
>>740022708Afroman 2.0.
>>740000243Why was lego island so soulful when it's actually a pretty shitty game.
>>740022708This shits pretty brutal, fuck Mormons
>>740022708>just over 200k which is probably chump change to the company.i wish lego themselves would get wind of this and champion the guy and ben. it would be a massive PR win for them too, and i dont see how they would lose in court (unless corrupt mormon judge literally ignores facts). it would just be nice to see the good guys get some big financial protection.
>>740023057they had to fill it with SOMETHING.
>>740023121>unless corrupt mormon judge literally ignores factsWelcome to corrupt judges in general.
>>740022708To the mormon church it's nothing. At the end of the day it's a mega church that profits billions. Sitting simply next to the vatican.>The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon Church) operates with an annual surplus (profit) of $20 to $25 billion.
>>740023057primordial 3D open world game with some things that you can do in it, and it was able to run on most computers at the time
>>740022802that cave music spooked the fuck outta me as a kidI miss the days of genuinely thinking there was something behind there
I love the credits images
>>740014468Honestly my real complaint with Lego games these days is they generally don't involve building shit. The whole point of playing with Legos is to build shit yet pretty much every Lego Game these days just boils down to simple hack and slash platformers. I think the last one centered around building was Lego Worlds and that game was a fucking mess
>>740021314dunno but here's the model they made during development
>>740023715
>>740023715>Lego Game these days just boils down to simple hack and slash platformers.Just like normal Lego, it always boils down towards Star Wars ruining everything.
>>740004184trveeee
>>740000412>A FREEMAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE CANAL IN SOURCE 2
>>740000243VVVVGGGGHHHHHH.....
is the 3rd video out?
>>740000282lmao took me just 30 years to realize this
>>740023715if they make a free play lego game, they would lose out on sales of sets. cant milk the kids if they have infinite legos at home. lego games are just a cosmetic skin and vibe.
>>740013968
>>740024073Not yet
>>740000412>Whoops! You’ve got to put the Brickster’s dick in your mouth down at the jail!>…>WHOOPS!
>>740022690Go be an Indian somewhere else
>>740013968That's clearly Lego Jeff Bezos though
take me back fellas>>740024150I don't know about thatmost of the fun of lego (for me) is building a tanglible thing in real life and displaying itOr just building random shit for fun
>>740024321kids these days yearn for the screen. given the choice, its no contest. you cant assume that kids these days match our sensibilities.
>>740024421idk man my lil 8 year old newpew has dosens of lego sets, he plays fornite, roblox, minecraft all that shit too but still asks for lego sets for birthday/christmas giftseven I like building stuff in bricklink studio but nothing beats actually having a set in front of you that you can feelbut I'm a 33yo unc and he might just be an outlier
>>740003413Lego Island was a psyop to get people to accept Chicago-style deep dish as a legitimate pizza style.
>>740024321>Or just building random shit for funMy dad never got that no matter how often I tried to explain that to him when I was a kid. He'd constantly ask what's the point of all the lego sets if you're just going to take them apart eventually and couldn't seem to understand the appeal of taking them apart and mixing them up to build something new and cool
iceplanet bros where we at?
>>740026002yummers
>>740022315How did the mormons get so powerful? Are they jews?
>>740026398religion strong
>>740026398This is the power that whites have if they band together the way jews do to protect their own. They picked the wrong pack member to protect, unfortunately.
>>740004184Are you seriously this fragile?
Unrelated but I remember seething when Lego games started having voice acting (as in beyond the usual unintelligent grunting) but then I realized Lego Island had voice acting too, so the new Lego games technically didn’t start having VAs since they always had VAs since Lego Island
>>740005924>HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
>>739996948brown bricks?
>>740026398tight-knit communities are great until you start getting bad actors who use every ounce of their influence to fuck people oversee: every small-town police department
>>740010845The design philosophy since the first Star Wars game has been that things made out of Lego bricks are breakable and "real world" objects are not.They didn't want to (and probably couldn't, since the game was made for 7th gen hardware) make the entire city breakable, but they also didn't want little Jimmy confused as to why the Lego building is not reacting to his attacks, so real world JPEGs it was.
>>740026398Mormons founded the state of Utah in the mid 1800s after they were kicked out of the eastern US and the state has been run as a de-facto theocracy ever since with Mormons controlling every aspect of the Utah state government and a bunch of other businesses and organizations in the state.They do act a lot like Jews too, they have their own brand of Zionism and a fairly strong in-group preference. A lot of glowies are also supposedly mormons because their missionary work provides the perfect cover for them to go a bunch of different countries and do glowie shit and mormonism being an American-centric religion means they'll always be loyal to the US (and Israel, due to the aforementioned Zionism thing).
>>740027268Don't Mormons believe THEY are the real Zion or something?
>>740027220The precedent was that Lego objects were interactive in some capacity, not necessarily fully breakable. Just make every building with an interior Lego, that will be clear enough for little Timmy.
>>740021402https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/05/30/youtuber-arrested-utah-bricks/
>>740027509>Lego objects were interactive in some capacity, not necessarily fully breakable.Correct, my mistake. There's some issues with your idea, however.Are the interiors themselves fully Lego? If not, it will look confusing and break immersion, and if so, we're back to the problem of the player not knowing what they can interact with.There's also at least one level that spans multiple buildings, some of them technically having an explorable interior. Should they be Lego, even if you can't enter them in free roam?Lastly, This doesn't solve the "problem" of the city not being Lego, since the overwhelming majority of it will still be JPEGs.
>>740026398They tax all their members like 20% of their income that goes back in the church. It lets them expand extremely quickly. They've got 17million members of which only 7 are in the US. They've got an extremely centralized church system where local pastors get their news directly from the big patriarch from Utah via the internet.
>>740009387>we may one day get Tamriel Rebuilt but for Lego IslandKino timeline.
>>740022615he released a video responding to the ASMR lying cophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YEzhDn0jY8
>>740009119The "story" was supposed to be like a hidden secret, apparently. They just expected kids to treat the game like they would "activity pack" software and trigger the plot later incidentally.
>>739997446>AND COCK
>>740021314This guy's halfway through according to the title that keeps showing up in my algo but I never actually bothered watching it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2wJmXJfno
>>740026398Mormons in action are what jews absolutely fear whites doing. But mormons are the ultimate shabbos goy so they are allowed to exist.
>>740024667I was sad to see my zoomer godson just building the set and then tossing it away into some closet. What’s the point of building them if you completely skip the playing part?
>>739996948I pray the fan sequel that's being made isn't shit.
>>740021504I came in here expecting a LEGO Island thread and now I'm angry again after seeing this.
>>740026002ORANGETRANSPARENTCHAINSAW
>>740000527Holy fucking nostalgia.
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