I'm ready for umatards to fuck off to /vg/

I'm ready for you to go back to /vg/.

ban gachafaggots

>>740023330
>>740023340
Janitor applications are open!

>>740023282
>>>/mlp/

>>740023330
>>740023340
>>740023358
>>740023421
you people are annoying

>>740023445
you can cry about it in your general umapig

>>740023487
slit your throat

ngl i'm consistently impressed by the schizo replying within a minute of thread creation

>>740023282
i already use it to gen not-quite-lewd ai pics

>>740023282
I'm halfheartedly working on my third ace but don't care too much if she doesn't turn out well.

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Anyone looking for clubs?

>>740023282
if I don't win I will beat and rape my trainees

>>740024131
yeah I think people in /vg/ are looking for clubs
you should go there and check

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HORSE THREAD
HORSE BOARD
JANNIES WON'T DO SHIT

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>umaautists being annoying again

>>740023549
he's either
>spending his days camping the catalog autorefreshing to spam report shit he hates on sight
>has a list of keywords/image hashes related to things he hates flagged that pop an alert on an RSS feed when they appear in the catalog
>is actually multiple people in a discord who spend their day playing hall monitor doing the above and coordinating report spam
any way you cut it, sad sack(s) of shit that should have ended up in their mother's mouth instead of being conceived
One day we'll be back full time and this fag can cry his widdle eyes out impotently again

>>740023330
>>740023340
It's not a back-to-back, 24/7 general anymore so what seems to be the problem with occasional threads?
It doesn't really concern me because I don't play this game anymore, but I'm genuinely curious to why some people seem to have genuine hate for this game.

>>740023282
Gemini fucking SUCKS this was the worst CM build of all time

>>740024558
>One day we'll be back
You lost and got raped

>>740024558
It's an active janitor, don't ask how I know.

>>740024656
...until the next CM

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>>740024650
It's one specific guy who's been seething about it for literal months lol.

>>740024742
>read about sunday silence because his name keeps popping up
>he was gay for mcqueen
yuri horse girl when

>>740024725
Clearly not since we are posting here just fine :^)

>>740024558
Its a bot bro, wasting your breath replying to it.

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>>740024650
it's porbably a chink shill of WuWa that got his ass blasted at last TGA when Uma won best mobile game over WuWa

>>740024813
You could argue helios

>>>/vg/

>>>/mlp/

>>>/trash/

>yet another Troonma Troonsume general
clean it up janny

I haven't won a SINGLE room the entire CM prep

>>740025004
Now that you mention it, it does seem like it's always japanese games that get targeted by schizos.

What's up with tracen cheer being so fucking unreliable as an accel

>>740025004
>>740025186
The /v/ moderator hates U/ma and tries to link it to MLP for some reason and has a vendetta against it for some reason. We know the moderator doesn't play games and is only hate/moderating the board just like the other moderators are always teamed up to shit up the boards they are moderating on purpose to ruin any use for them rather than be unbiased just like activist janitors like Rapeape who's a CIA stooge and a pedo indian with an inverted penis, yeah, he also monitors /g/ so that's the sort of people we are dealing with, he's constantly bitching to CIA to come and arrest 4chan trolls, imagine that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVRSGGAFSM

>>740025143
I don't join rooms and still make it to A finals, just pray

You were given your own containment board for gachas, use it please. I don't want to see this here OR pokemans. Containment boards are made for a reason.

>>740025349
If your uma is too good, it fails.
If you get rushed, it fails.
If you fumble the wit check, it fails.
It's basically like King Halo herself, it mostly fails but when it works you cry tears of joy.

>>740025465
How do you know your girl is consistent then?

>>740025440
I'd rather have them deal with constant AI slop that infested the board.

You can't spell subhUMAns without UMA.

>>740025760
You can't spell human without uma also.

I will never have a Uma GF.

Why even live, bros.

>>740025753
Me too but indians and jannies have one thing in common: they only know how to escalate the enshittification.

>>740025695
Consistency is less relevant when the determining factor is getting enough wins twice. I don't have any desire to chase 70%+ winrates since I don't care about PVP like that either (if I did I wouldn't be running 2 paces for this one). My girls have max speed, distance S, good skills, important inherits, and acceptable power and wit. I'm not running them again to try and get all of that again + another 100 or more points in the last 2 stats or whatever.

>>740023282
why is this the only gacha not allowed on /v/?

Rooms?

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>>740025859
what about a Uma wife?

>>740025004
>>740024650
>>740024742
>>740024928
>>740024558
try to make your samefagging less obvious umautist, this is embarrassing

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Moving boards? No, what you need is to move clubs, and we might just have what you need at HotUmaGlue. All we ask is for you to:
>do your shoe trades
>dont log off for more than 3 weeks
>get 500k fans a week, 1 million a month is negotiable. Doesnt need to be on MANT
Consider joining us today

>>740026531
>out comes to butthurt janitor dick sucker.
Janitor applications are over, you suck dicks.

>>740023330
>>740023340
Almost the same post within 10 seconds, impressive bot you got there

>>740024656
Personally I felt more miserably building for Taurus, Maru and her dogshit affinity really hurts

>>740026675
Taurus wasn't THAT bad cuz everyone had a consistent build.

>>740024656
>this was the worst CM build of all time
How so? You don't need to care about stam and thus have more freedom in deck choice.
>but I need to hit 1200 speed, power, guts, and wit!!!
No you don't.

>>740026873
Well I am gaving better time building for Gemini and that's my only metric

>>740026902
>No you don't.
For group A yeah you absolutely do

>>740024656
normally I like longkino but pisces is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

Cm14 roomas or cm15 roomas?
Which will YOU choose?

>>740026242
Gonna cry about it umapissbaby??
fuck off

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I should really stop checking trainings on important G1 turns, I'm only hurting myself.

>>740027559
>end maya
Why over front maya?

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>>740023282
>mile
>then medium
time to reuse some old aces methinks

>>740027660
Three reasons. One, I'm not running any other fronts. Two, Maya doesn't have built-in skills that are good enough to compete with Chocobon or SMaru. Three, I don't want to bother with GW autism this CM.

>>740026242
because a japanese soldier raped my grandma

>>740023282
I got bored of this, might play it again. I got two of my umas to A-rank and am too bored to fill my whole team up with A-ranks

They really need auto-career and need to give you more carrot crystals

>>740027486
sooo you can't ask questions anymore? why so hostile, anon?

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Did Golshi and Taurus 1 create the first batch of -broken in the history of /v/ma? There's people seething whenever she is mentioned for No Reason every time.

>>740028962
Goldshi is just a nuisance to train, fun character concept but a nuisance. Worse than Somali, glue that bitch. :^)

>>740027980
They should've raped more grandmas, warriors don't bitch, they break bitches like you.

>>740026550
What der/v/ requirements

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>>740023282
I'm tired of making Mile parents, boss..

>>740029348
Just dont flatline and don't be gone without saying something

>>740029583
But the chrono site tells me 5 anons were flatlining

>>740029771
They said something

>>740029771
Some of them had an irl reason some of them will be dealt with shortly

>>740028139
>I got two of my umas to A-rank and am too bored to fill my whole team up with A-ranks
You barely even played the game. Granted if you don't like doing careers over and over it might just not be for you, and that's fine. I would recommend trying a few runs of the current scenario, it takes quite a bit longer than the others but it also has more decision making and is more interesting because of it.
>>740029551
I stopped after the first half-decent one, parent grinding is hell. I don't want to talk about how many pace/late sparks I got before that.

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>>740032098
>3 out of 4
I'll be free once I get the whole gang

>>740023282
I’m doing open league, I’m in maintenance mode until we get a new scenario. Trackblazer is unplayable

>>740032098
imagine being their trainer. It would be terrible, between zoomer slang, shopping dates and paying for their snacks

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>>740033301
Could be worse. You could be an American trainer.

/qa/ lost

>>740034437
River dance training

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>>740033301
>It would be terrible
Yes imagine being subject to these umas all day long. Horror incarnate!

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I wish I had a Rudolf

>>740023330
>>740023340
MINDBROKEN

>>740032098
POV: you are a balding ojisan

>>740036921
How did you know i am in der/v/?

>>740036151
they are cute but your wallet wont be happy

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>>740037090
such is the fate of a torena

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>>740037320
I wish I had carrots right now.

>>740034437
Post the cute OC one.

>>740037561
>he doesn't buy a 2kg bag every week

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>>740038195
I'm more of an apple man, but do have carrots occasionally

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>>740038298
I eat an apple every morning with my coffee and carrots for evening snacks.

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>>740038459
oh, then we're almost the same

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>>740038585
The real question is: What kind of apple? For me it's granny smith.

>>740036437
Get grinding those daily races

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>>740038658
I'm no expert on their differences, but I just go for the golden delicious every time

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>>740038904
When are we getting new ones? I'm putting a fourth star on Spe out of the lack of better ideas.

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>>740039202
1.5 anniversary, here's the schedule

Which clubs are recruiting? Any chill ones?

>>740039754
There are a handful who are recruiting. You might want to check out the /vm/ thread for more information.

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I have total flatlined for MANT. I will wait for the next scenario. I did read that apparently when applying for Cygames around the time after MANT came out for JP, there was an application question asking "How would you avoid MANT from happening again" so they knew it was a shit show yet never did anything to fix it in global.

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>>740040025
JUST A MONTH AND A HALF
HOLD THE LINE

>CM15
>another xoguri + double dom
I'm skipping this one entirely

>>>/mlp/

>>740040302
Why not just run late GAMBLERS dober, is gonna be meta

>>740024742
Cute granny

>>740041204
>Lates
>meta
Pick one

>>740042017
A reminder lateKINGS were the GOATs of Aries by win percentage

>>740040094
what is this hoe doing in the lobby? did they update it in the future so npcs can appear there?

>>740023330
Why is UMA banned but all other gacha games allowed?
Genuinely curious, I don't play this dogshit

>>740024650
Because it will be a 24/7 general again like you had for months if a single one of these threads stays up, are you retarded or something? There's like 5 seperate UMA generals on this website, post on one of those.

>>740043038
Its been up for 5 hours and you're impotently crying about it. Just leave the threads you don't like retard-kun.

>>740042906
Gee I don't know why the off-topic gachaslop that was spammed for the last year nonstop would be rightfully purged from the board. Maybe you could tell me why.

>>740042746
Yeppers, they updated it around the 5th anniversary if I recall correctly. NPCs show up in the lobby

>>740025012
She's bi at best; openly flirts with the trainer in her hot springs event.

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I like how the shitposter gave up about trying to make his "crusade" about gacha in general and decided to just admit his angst is only against uma

Is hakuraku reliable?

>>740043149
Um. I asked why the other ones are allowed, but not this game. The "Blue Archive" threads hit bump limit every single time, multiple times a day?

>>740044168
Mods actually go out of their way to ban you for false reporting if you keep reporting BA generals.

>>740044239
I thought paying off fanartists to push their shit flopping game was bad enough; Nexon pays off jannies too?

>>740023282
I dropped this game a while ago. Despite the IP itself being cool, with lots of great anime, the game itself is one of the worst gachas I've played, insanely grindy and unrewarding. It simply wastes too much time with no payoff. I'll just stick with the anime.

>>740044168
I think because they're better people.

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>>740044168
I'll give you an actual answer
Uma had a really large community in /v/. After almost a year of it being the fastest thread in the board at all times the mods decided to banish it because it was too active, they basically said "you can sustain a general somewhere else" also, a mod really, really dislikes the game

>>740044895
I see. Yeah, makes sense.
>>740044239
Oof

How do you crash and burn a TB career if you don't want to continue it but get career credit?

>>740045356
Stop racing and only train until you fail a point goal. I hope you haven't met your point goal for the current year yet, otherwise it's still going to take a while.

I don't mind MANT, but the looming threat of "all sweats will tryhard to build XOguri with Throne" makes me not even want to try until GL

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>>740047224
At least this time there is no fail safe heal so there is always the chance that she whiffs her recovery.

>>740023282
No. The new Scenario killed the game for me as I didn't want to spend 3 hours a day doing careers. Im just waiting it out until the next scenario.

>>740023282
My Mejiro team is ready.
I really hope I can get to A Finals for once, but my chances are slim.

still trying to build a mile taishin, getting stamina to 600+ is a bitch

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>>740023282
I've already accepted that I will never be a platinum zodiac title owner. I try to follow videos and wade through the gaslighting but still come up short.
I can only make subpar versions of my favorite umas that scrape by with an S but consistently get matched up with SS umas and score 7th/8th/9th.

>>740050747
If you are hitting S in MANT your deck is subpar or you haven't figured out how to play the scenario right. What does your deck look like?

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>>740051028
MLB Kitasan and Finemo
SR wit Tachyon
SR wit or SSR power Marvelous
Tossup for the 5th card, SR power Digitan/Helios/Bourbon/Hayahide
Top Road or Fuku borrow

>>740051867
Deck sounds mostly fine. I think it's a case of practice. We had some guys make tutorials for careers it might help you out.
>simple /v/ideo guide
https://files.catbox.moe/4t75z0.mp4 (embed)
>in depth guides
https://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdf
https://uma.guide/guides/trackblazer
>schedule optimizer
https://race.daftuyda.moe/
Also if you want more advice you can always come to the /vm/ thread.

>>740040025
i'm pretty sure you just read someone's shitpost and then took it as fact without question. umamusume players might be the most gullible fucking people on earth.

>>740053101
anon this isn't that important to verify if it's real or not

>>740051867
wheres your tennosho spring

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>>740044438
>I think because they're better people

i got 100K carets and this next month has nothing I want from what i saw.
I wanna spend these fucking things but I gotta wait for next month.

>>740053541
Light hello and tachyon are about to drop, HODL

>>740053581
are they really this month?
I thought they were next month.

>>740053624
Next month yes, not this month. Just making sure you hold on because goddamn we are so close and can't blow it

>>>/trash/

>>740053681
>still seething 10 hours into the thread

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>>740023421
but enough about arknights

>>740044239
That's not true
BA threads on /v/ still get deleted sometime
Now they have to switch to making "stealth" threads like /v/ma did before

im more burnt out chasing the monthly/bi-weekly(?) missions
they give you less than a week to do 10 careers and my lazy ass is only motivated to do one run per day

Do any clubs take guys that only do a single career a day? B+ to A

>>740051867
Do you need an example MANT run? An anon made one a while ago

>>740054118
Post id I'll take an anon who plays 1 career a day

>>740053973
the worst is when they force you to do a g2 race that happens during a g1 race or in between in such a fashion that would force risking race fatigue. Actively making you take an unoptimized route for the hell of it

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>>740053864

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>>740053864
I can't wait to roll for Blemi Sparkle

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I wonder what seiunlet prime is doing.

>>740053973
>>740054254
The rewards for these are pretty low, missing them isn't the end of the world.
>race fatigue
You do want to run 3 races in a row sometimes; fatigue is not guaranteed and even when it does happen it's just a single mood down most of the time. The most common spot to do this is late Oct > early Nov > late Nov, where you have 3 G1s in a row.

>>740059225
150 carats is still one pull

>>740026482
Love this kinda stuff

>>740034437
I still can't believe people think this looks good.

>scheduled race
>no rival
Do you still go through the race or go for training instead?

>>740061734
Depends, is the training good? shop points are still important

>>740061821
Either a rainbow or its 3 supports needing friendship

>>740061941
if it's junior/early classic, the 3 green friendship is better.

>Suzuka
To deal with front spam.
>Fuji
My ace.
>Vodka
My shadow ace.

Sadly, only Fuji is ready. Can't be bothered to grind.

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>>740053864
Well...at least I have the funny lizard guy, love this doofus, wish it was more about his nonsense than the boring hags

>>740053973
If it all comes to worst, there is always McQueen...

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>>740023282
Been ready for a whole month now
Also my Hanshin 2200m aces are ready too
I have nothing left to do but fan farm and collect gibs

>>740023421
>no hooves
Ew, no thanks.

Don't you hate it when you get a good start in a run and halfway through the 2nd year you notice your support events stop triggering(worse when you get the rando supports instead), your shop rng turns to shit, and you barely get skills off rival races?
It only ever happens when a CM is coming up. Very curious.

>>740043839
Tale old as time
Never believe moralfags and their nonsense
They just hate what you like for no real reason, plain and simple

>>740062028
How is Fuji looking? She is one of my aces too, but I mutated her into Front

>>740063136
Ah shit I'm building Fuji too, but as a pace

>Taishin
>Smarto
>VBourbon
I am ready to make final A and get cucked out of my platinum again

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>>740063136
0 wins in 20 rooms. Lots of 2nds and thirds.

>Trainer says Tama isn't ready for the classic triple crown
>Throw Tama into the classic triple crown
narrative violation

>>740063308
not enough guts

>>740063349
>Natie/Creek says she isn't ready for triple crown
>Throw them at it anyways, in Naties case because I hate Teio and wish to destroy her dreams

>>740063308
Unironically not gutsy enough to win a duel and medium S instead of mile, really Medium B is enough, its sprints and miles that have bad time with B

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>>740044895
I knew that uma threads were easily the fastest on the board every time they appeared but i didn't know it was almost by an order of magnitude

>>740063308
you have the wrong distance S

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>>740063494
Goddesses we were strong back then

>prudent positioning and dodging danger are suddenly a must for fronts?
>but not the gold versions, those are shit
What? I thought lane/vision skills were useless

>>740023282
I am ready for MANT to be over.

will the Idolm@ster scenario even be any better

>>740063656
I never found out the exact mechanics behind it but it seems those two skills interact with each other in a way that makes you shoot forward really hard out the gate while repositioning laterally
same with the pace chaser version
i assume the hack is just by having them interact and a boosted version doesnt do anything further

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It's up

>>740063656
Its because of how it works, fronts want to take the lead ASAP. Dodging danger moves your uma to the outside letting you overtake other umas and kind of "skip" the mid race battle, then prudent positioning brings you back into the inner rail so you cover less total distance, the combo is very effective. The golden versions make you finish moving quicker so the effect is actually less impactful in the long run. Because there is less time spent outside or inside

>>740063656
I think those ones specifically are good because they also give speed or acceleration, so your Uma will be faster in general while she's changing lanes. Then the gold ones are bad because she changes lanes too quickly for the speed boost to really help

>>740063775
Yeppers, so long as you have light hello it is exponentially shorter, easier and more fun than MANT

>>740064242
...how many Light Hellos

>>740064280
>More than good enough
LB0
>Preffered
LB1
>Optimal
LB2
No scenario card needs more than LB0 with the exception of tucker, which is multiple years away.

>>740063775
It's way better

Is taishin really as strong as the youtubers are making her out to be?

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>>740064842
No

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>>740063225
>>740063308
This is my best one yet but I am still trying to improve her because I can potentially get several S aptitudes

>>740064842
Have you watched rooms?

>>740064842
Yes, all Ends are, Taishin and Oguri the strongest. My Fronts keep getting raped by them, genuinely scary

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MY FUARKING UMADOL

>ponies
:|
>ponies, japan
:O

>>740065236
Uhh I don't remember Oguri being an end closer

>>740065472
Late surgers are dogshit this CM so everyone is mutating to end

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>>740065494
>>740065260
>>740065009
lmao

>>740065924
Wow that looks like shit

>>740065236
quick
how do i build an oonige blocker

>>740065236
My umadol is pretty strong

>>740067702
A functional oonige blocker would require active GW, a ton of mid race speed, 1100+ wit, high power, and ideally the DD+PP combo. And you need to get all of that in unity. It's possible but building a regular front is genuinely easier.

>>740063656
I don't know what happened, but from my perspective, PP and DD have noticeably underperformed solely from observation alone

>>740023282
>A+ rank for open again
Yeah
Last time it was first when I actually enjoyed cup

>>740044239
>BA generals
lol, keep seething tranny, BA lives rent free in your head 24/7

>>740068016
Are DD+PP really important for oonige? I can see why it's useful for the front position struggle but I don't think oonige need navigation if they are alone. Maybe I'm wrong, I've never tried that combo.
I'll see what I can do. Thanks.

>>740023330
>>740023340
>>740023358
Holy based

>>740068639
It's less important than the other things mentioned, get it if you can but prioritize the other stuff.
Good luck on your journey, and keep in mind that if your "blocker" is mediocre she'll end up boosting the fronts instead. Make sure to test her against some strong fronts to see if she's good enough before you queue up for CM.

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do your job janny

Just checking, when will Zenno be released? Still planned for October?

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Every career story takes literally six hours to complete
If you let the text roll on auto and play URA normally it will fucking take six hours to get through a brand new uma's story
that's fucking crazy

how do i do dailies like this?

>>740070269
Yeah

>>740070419
You turn up 2x speed for reading on an Uma whose career you already did.
Boom, now your URA runs last 15 minutes, you do one and then you read an uma's career fully so you can recover tp while you are at it

>>740070419
Text roll? I just click after reading
You did make sure that the game skips repeat events, right?

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>>740070419
>Bakushin URA
>shorten all events
>hit skip button twice
>read at Bakushin speed

>>740070602
>>740070613
So i gotta do a throwaway 20 minute run (or like make MacQueen sad in 5 minutes) and just accept that i'll have to do this shit across multiple days?

>>740070610
its 6 hours even with skipping URA story
clicking will only go a little faster and you truncate animations that way anyway

>>740070706
Yeah, itll be like this for a while sadly

>>740070706
Well usually its like one or two hours for me, so yeah...

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>>740070613
will you do the same with Calstone too?

>>740070757
what changes later?

>>740070773
i literally cannot conceive of running thorugh these long stories in 2 hours unless i never give any scene time to breathe and i just click and speed read as hard as i can while sitting in place the entire 2 hours with no letup

>>740070837
If you want to take your time reading the stories you should do so, don't get trapped in the "gacha grindset." You might miss one or two dailies, but who cares?

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>>740070837
2 hours is a pretty normal pace for reading a new career considering the recycled scenario events. Maybe your reading speed needs work.
>give any scene time to breathe
I hope you're not trying to do uma character analysis every time the Extra Training event happens.

>>740070837
>what changes later?
you finish reading

>>740071132
let me ask you something
90% of the lines are dialogue between characters
do they speak at a normal pace in your head?

>>740071181
Yes.

>>740071181
do you not know how to read

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>>740070805
Why is she like this

>>740070837
URA gets an auto mode and iirc also JP got a setup so you can config what to train during the auto so you dont have to be playing while it gets done.

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>>740023282
I keep getting witchecked by Trackblazer umabros. I keep doing it like le guides say where you put your girl through 29-35 races so I can buy all the good shit but I still end up either barely scraping by veterans that aren't much better than the ones I make in the 2nd scenario.

I am going to get humiliation ritualed for yet another Champ Meet.

>>740044895
its a janny, which is why he can't ban.

>>740023282
>Are you ready for Gemini?
somwhat, made a mid bourbon and a front maya for the oshi pick. Probably cba to make anyone else, so debuffer it is.

>>740070805
>>740071839
she's so funny I really adore her

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>>740071839
Sprinters know not to waste time.

Any /v/maposters still missing here? I know a certain danchou from a certain club is

>>740054118
No.

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>>740071839
>>740074310
I'm the 43rd top Calstone trainer on JP and my dream is to be number one someday. Heading straight for the top!

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>>740071839
she's too fast for her own brain

>>740078337
>>740078340
How is she? In the meta sense, what about Durandal?

>>740070419
Where you get 6 hours? I don't think I had that when I started playing when I still had all fresh events and played all races

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>>740078550
She's solid. My own Calstone had about a 65% win rate in League of Heroes last month. Durandal also isn't bad but often can't quite keep up with all the nigers. Pic related is a general overview of the current short distance meta.

>>740078914
How come there are so many oldmas on the list? I thought powercreep made them way weaker comparatively over time?

>>740078337
there he is
the straightest man in /v/
>>740078550
Durandal is the end closer of choice for sprints if nothing else. Respectable but not the best among all sprinters.

>>740079154

Some get good evolved skills and I guess it's mostly just the fact that there's so few spinters.

>>740079154
There really aren't a lot of sprinter umas.

>>740026482
I hate this kinda stuff

Will we get any Sprint End Closers? I fucking love end closers.

>>740044168
It's because they have their own Akaneanon, we should get one too

>>740026482
I don't think about this kinda stuff

>>740082416
Durandal is the only one so far.

>>740082416

Amazon can run sprints.

>>740082416
Anyone can be a Sprint End Closer if you try hard enough

Looking good for /v/ma

>>740082416
Only the retarded american larping as a french knight

>>740085736
Durandal is american?

>>740085736
Is there a single american uma that is not a larper?

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>>740078914
I don't like this website's tierlist because they mix LoH and CM even though they have completely different meta
There's no way you can think Suzuka, Pearl, Taiki and others are in the same tier as Durandal, Gran Alegria or Summer Bamboo Memory for CMs
I think V.Machan and Ballroom Bakushin are the only SS tier here because they are good for both CM and LoH. Also this website only considers Halloween Maya a long runner for some reason even though she is by far the most versatile uma for LoH and she's basically everywhere since she can run every distance and every track.

Any JPBros here mind helping out with some pulling advice?

>>740085840
the one that REALLY likes guns and meat

>>740086247
Not a JPbro but I can help. How many carats do you have? You need to pull the Light Hello, Tachyon is very good too but she will fall off for non-pace chasers after her scenario so you have to take that into account.
Other than that there's two big reruns, S.Maru+Fine Motion and Super Creek+Mr.CB if you want. Then there's Mejiro Ramonu with 120 free pulls for 2nd anni and wit Bourbon with 80 free pulls for Golden Week.

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>>740085840
Howdy!

Man, would Stamina cards even become relevant again? I'm effortlessly getting like 800 stamina without a single stamina card.

>>740089423
Stam cards are usually reserved for Long CMs.

>>740089423
Next scenario

>>740089381
her howdy always makes me smile

>>740089423

Next scenario increases speed cap to 1600. This means you have to focus way more on training speed and you overall train way more so you won't be getting "free" stamina/guts from races. Also having more speed means you also consume more stamina.

That being said you still don't want to run stamina cards unless you have to (top mediums and long CM's).

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>>740053935
>stealth gacha general
>for the gacha whose one visual element you can't really hide anyway (non-Christian halos on all characters)

>>740091498
what function could those suspenders possibly have

>>740092380
They keep the maestros from swinging.

>>740092380
keeping her tits in check (they do a poor job)

>>740091818
Not a janny and you tell me what to call the lust provoking thread OPs that keep clogging up the catalog.

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>>740062210
RIP Terrabattle, real gud lizards.

>>740091498
>>740093180
>>740093185
which Uma is the best at paizuri?
i think it's a tie between El, Biwa, Taiki and Creek

>>740093374
taishin

Is the chat in the JP version also as retarded and unusable as global?

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Bigger
Sluttier

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Man, I'm so fucking tired of MANT, maybe I should just ignore it and do URA.

Clean it up jannies.
>>>/trash/

>>740096963
URA is absurdly comfy compared to MANT.

>>740023282
I will try hard this time

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>>740023282
Fuck no. Don't have any aces and attempting to gutsmax with just the freebie guts cards (Yeppers and Haru, borrowing Bamboo) is a fucking pain. Gonna hope in the next 2 days I get something useable at least and then just throw in two jobbers and pray

I'm glad people stopped pretending Mant was good

>>740102212
I will never apologize to Riko. Fuck Unity. I even said before MANT came out no matter how bad it is, Unity can fucking blow me.

>>740102212
>>740102408
Unity was shit but Mant is straight up horrible
I want my comfy Ura days back.

>>740102212
You know looking back, I still hate Unity. Bursting those bubbles is just as bad it just takes shorter, I think the first scenario was the best.

>>740102212
MANT has better actual gameplay than URA and unity, it's just not very compatible with ace grinding on an accelerated CM schedule or the daily structure (the "complete a career" one should really just be "win 3 races in career").