It's official. Pokemon > Digimon. Now, apologize to the queens of pokemon.
>>>/vp/
when was the last time digimon even entered the public conciousness
what age were you when you found out you want to fuck the pokemon more than the pokegirls?
I will not apologize until the humans in universe acknowledge how hot the pokemon are. There is no way in hell they don't find them attractive
Which one has the biggest futa cock?
>>740080428just get a male, retard
It is a mystery
>>740080183When I jerked off to 8’ tall renamon while self inserting as a 5’ tall puppy dog boy.
>>740079868can you fucking kill yourself who fucking cares
cute pads
>>740079868SEXOMON
For me, it's Meowscarada's vagina bones,
>>740081643She gets bigger each time i see her!
>>740081746we can go bigger!
I see no appreciation for blaziken so this thread is automatically gay and lame.
>they knew
>>740080689>>740080838My pokemon girl… forever
>>740081882
>>740084727This shit's so lame, just means her love is purely artificial.
>>740081882Bigger
>>740081080Cute Delphox
>>740079868>queens >Not kingsKys, troonoid. YWNBAW
>>740082056I got you.
>>740082056Just add flowing hair and done.
>>740086898Those pancakes are definitely full of hair
nu pokemon a shit but primarina is my wife
>>740086898blaziken grillfriend
>>740087006those bedroom eyes are nice
>>740087006The holy trinity right here.
>>740087219>>740087272hell yeah
>>740079868alawys has been
>>740079868>tranny colorsno thanks
>>740079868Three of them are male, and that's a good thing, because I'll take extra cream in my coffee.
>>740087572more like extra AIDS
>>740086987*feathers
>>740087821Pokémon can't get AIDS, only PokéRus.
the dream
>>740080689gardevoir is the type that would be into ultra femdom but you'll never see it because she's mind controlling the trainer
>>740088449imagine
>>740080938This. Thread over.
>>740079868I thought that Tsareena had a bulge for a second.
>>740079868I've moved to Digimon, Pokemon is complete putrid shit now
>>740081882now we're getting somewhere
cute ghosts
>>740079868Too old
lol
lol!
lol?
>>740088594please keep your beta fetish to yourself.
haha
>>740090407fuck no I will not. gardevoir femdom is severely lacking
>>740081643You know all the waifu mons before this one just had womanly features but Meowscarada is literally just woman shaped. Its weird that they gave it the green light.
>>740091560i think that's why i find looking at her so odd, i couldn't put my finger on it before but she really is just woman shaped, it's kinda shameless
>top pokemon you want as your boyfriend / girlfriendIs this accurate?
Back to your containment board>>>/vp/
>>740094278Back to your brap shitter thread>>740079615
>>740094318>tendie thread>dogshit qualityWow, shocker.
>>740079868>queens of pokemonPets that don't speak and show no romantic feelings toward a human male.>queens of DigimonFemale partners who are officially in love with human males and are featured as a standard element in every sequel.Yeah, Digimon > Pokemon
>>740079868Palworld > Pokeslop
>my waifumon never gets postedgood
>>740094363>>dogshit qualityThen you'll fit right in :^)
>>740094834why would people post goomy
>>740095106it's anthro and even pink
Digimon won
>>740094815she canonically wears clothes?
>>740079868This is unironcly likos team lol
>>740095162the hammer gremlin?
>>740079868Show me just one moment in Pokémon like this, and then we'll talk.
>>740095232Pals are not retarded animals and can make and wear stuff, but that's probably just her hair.
bellawessom
>>740095407>creature showing feelings for its human partnerLiterally here >>740080689I love both Pokemon and Digimon so I don't care about any stupid competition.
>>740095682cute
>>740079868>>740080183>>740087416Tendietroon melty kek
>>740095260nope
>>740082056blaziken is male in all anime.
Digimon should make a Terraria game to counter Pokopia. That'd be sick, probably the only way I'm buying a new Digimon game.
>>740097151Cute wife you got there
>>740095682i forgot it was the first one of the sexy plants
>>740097151I just raped ur wife
>>740095106why wouldn't people post goomy?
Go on, back to your containment board now. >>>/vp/
>>740097637sorry mate, I'm not mentally ill to be bothered by this
>740097834shitpost here you'll get more (You)s>>740079615
>>740079868Yeah no.>>740080891This.
>>740095818>>740095407I just want to see humans and mons kissing, is that too much to ask?
>>740079868I love my hotwife gardevoir!
>>740098167The entire thread talking about what fictional animal you want to fuck and that post is somehow shitposting to you? Absolute goddamn moron.
>>740089898Most Pokemon can't actually fully control the weather right? So many things learn sunny day by TM it's crazy. Imagine getting caught in a shower but it's ok because your pet bug can turn the rain off
>>740099027
>>740000000
>>740099027you played that game too? what did you raise her like? i made her a nerdy buttslut
>>740103719What game?
>>740095818>The Digimon literally calls its human male partner “Darling.”Yeah, It's the same thing.
>>740103893slavemaker 3. grindy but fun once you train your favorite character into a professional
>>740099027I prefer the BLACKED pokedex...
>>740103989Pokemon don't talk, anon. Most don't at least.Don't know why you're even pointing out that.Jellymon is hungry for Kiyoshiro's cock, and Gardevoir is hungry for her trainer's cock. That's the only thing that matters to me.
>>740080489>Male Gardevoir
>>740079868HATTERENE IS FUCKING NAKEDN A K E D
>>740106719priestess needs a gardevoir
>>740106947That's fucking hot.
>>74007986887% male, by the way.>>740080237Never, I'm not mentally ill.
>>740107417>enter the pokewaifus thread>doesn't even know how probabilities work>not mentally ill
>>740108032>doesn't even know how probabilities workYeah, you're retarded.Every Meowscarada is 87% male. You like cat penis, homo.
>>740106192Pokemon talk in the manga.
>furshit porn dump thread still upjanny, wake the fuck up and clean this disgusting furshit up already, do your fucking job
>>740110256
>>740110256become a janny
>>740110540>>740110638take your disgusting furshit smut back to >>>/trash where it belongsyou even have another entire board to talk about what fictional animal you get off to the most aka >>>/vp/ yet you refuse to use it, i have no idea why the jannies even allow these miserable threads when they are always the same shit, bunch of retarded furry subhuman fellating each other off, you are all worthless
>>740111451shut up niggerthis is a white man's broad
>>740111451boo hoo nigga
POKEMON ARE BUILT FOR DYNAMAXING
>>740114725i knew i should of bought the witchcrafting kit
>>740098165I just did it again
>none of these mfs can understand the eroticism of sticking your dick into something that isn't human neither Digimon or Pokemon
Braixen?
>>740116537i mean i do but i like magnezone for its power not body
>>740114627all male btw
>>740117392Of course it's Ash after all
>>740117279magnezone made it into a porn game, it's kinda funny
>>740117174Pokemon first idol poke
>>740079868I want a pretty princess that looks like this.
>>740114725those are her balls btw
>>740120224
>>740120203he is so cute
>>740095167cute murderer
>>740120409>he
>>740120203She's very pretty
>>740120203Wide breeding hips.
>>740117392Except the Dragonite, funnily.
>>740097450How is dot supposed to compete with this?
they cute but too anthropomorphic for me sorry
>>740122393Go on.
>>740082056based
>>740122738It's Glaceon btw.
>>740117174imagine
>>740126056kiss me
Castform a cute
What makes Gardevoir so perfect? What defines her design? It’s so wholesome and wifeable.
>>740127930>embrace pokemon>loyal waifu>can't talk back>will cook and clean for you with black holes>will fight battles for you>doesn't need a bed, will sleep on the floor and eat dog food
>>740128238>doesn't need a bed, will sleep on the floor and eat dog foodWhy would you do that?
>>740128327when in rome...
>>740128238I'd spoil my bitch because I'm that kind of degenerate.
>>740127930its a cute feminine design with a hint of mystery. you can interpret that in many ways
>>740079868Last time I checked, Digimon was the franchise with canon hmofa
>>740129379I love how the rest of the cast reacted to that.>holy shit haruomi you two timing motherfucker, you fucked the pink lizardbasically
>>740082342>girl
>>740120360British shortsack aliens?
>>740129723you will never be a tranny
>>740094214but I want a garchomp girlfriend
>>740079868It really upsets me how often Meloetta is left out from the main waifumon group when she is the most girlmon there is.
>>740133819Melo is too pure to be lewded.
>>740133728and i want a braixen boyfriendalas
>>740133819because shes a mythical so shes hard to get and use
>>740133819Its the price she pays for being a mythical. Poor girl just isn't easily available for most people to even get, much less use.
>>740079868Latias is the only one for me. But she's unironically mentioned more when talking about human waifus than Pokemon ones.
>>740094214Is this a poll? Those girls are actually pretty good choices
>>740079868WHERE. IS. SALAZZLE.STOP EXCLUDING SALAZZLE
>>740133819Never liked Meloetta. She's not pokemon enough.
>>740133908>>740133945Basically, she's not a easy whore.
>>740134058She's like a whore called in makeup, it feels gross
>>740133945If you have the Scarlet/Violet Blueberry Academy dlc you can get her there.
>>740134378Can she be shiny there?
>>740134378Done and done. I even got her the master rank ribbon when she was allowed to participate in online matches.>>740134438Sadly no.
>>740134481Oh well.Since we're sharing our Meloettas, I got one with an appropriate nature.
>>740134657lucky you.
>>740088449>people would rather marry a disgusting p*kemon than a good human woman, one of their own kindshameful
>>740134657Nice nature and ball. Mine is Sassy.
This thread is full of stinky browns from India and Mexico who never touched a girl and you will all die virgins and you will rot in hell forever after you die
>>740135065yup, sounds like me
>>740135065Im white and I wanna breed the cat
>>740135130me too after seeing that one screen capture
>>740135065Try not to get hard at the thought of it. We didn't need to know btw.
>>740135065Hey I'm not indian nor mexican!!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
>>740135065You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no hell after you die. This is the real world, and you need to wake up.
>>740129379The god of Pokemon canonically got fucked and impregnated by a human man.
>>740135130Same and sameThere's only a few furry designs that get me to dip my toe into that pool of degeneracy, and she's one of them, along with Braixen. Gardevoir is obvious but she's not even furry, she's like a space alien fairy thing.
>>740136702>Braixen has a lower body that looks like a skirt and black stockings>Meowscarada has a lower body that looks like a skirt and black stockingsI think we found the secret sauce
>>740086987She’s a bird, so it would be feathers.
You know what time it is
>>740136982Huh, come to think of it, was Meowscarada intentionally designed to be like Braixen? I can't think of any other mons with that trait.
>>740137343probably, they realized they screwed up with delphox since it's less popular (by a mile in japan, braixen is top 10 and delphox is like 50th) so they gave us a final evo with the popular thing
>>740079868They should replace shinies with Pokemon in cute maid outfits
>>740136982Braixen has a skirt and stockings because that's how witches dress, but why does Meoscarada wear them too? I don't normally associate skirts with magicians, so they must have done it for the sex appeal.
>>740137427Globally Delphox ranks higher than Braixen. They should've done a 30th anniversary poll.
>>740120553My wife
>>740137486Popular female megician outfits are either tailcoat suits or are inspired by witches too, just with more colorful flair. Pokemon went with the latter so they literally draw from the same source.
>>740137639>Globally Delphox ranks higher than Braixen. And yet Braixen was the one in Pokken
>>740137639By what fucking metric? Braixen smokes Delphox in a certain metric we can currently measure.
>>740079868Maids>>740138129>the two stockings pokemon are right next to each otherAs things should be.
>>740138129Damn, there really aren't a lot of mons there from recent generations aside from the cat and the gay rabbit from gen 8.
>>740138378It takes a while to accumulate art unless you're really special. And the cat is, never mind the fact that it's the main mon of the current anime.
>>740117279>playing one of those random pokemon browser games>earthquake a magnezone>MAGNEZONE's LEVITATE!nightmare fuel
>everyone wants to fuck the stupid cat with a 4x bug weaknessat least gardevoir is a powerhouse
>>740138129Filter by Kaloshttps://pokemon2020.pokemon.com/en-us/
>>740138583>outspeeds most mons and has ProteanGood luck exploiting those weaknesses, dumbass. If anything, Meow is one of the better pivot mons that uses U-Turn herself, so she hits with STAB Bug moves.If she's against one of the few faster users of U-Turn or a First Impression user sure she'll be forced to switch but that's like 10 mons.
>>740138654Oh so that poll where the results were total nonsense due to a retarded polling method then? Lol, Dedene and fucking Snivy in 2021 were totally the most popular Pokemon I'm sure.
>>740138902What part of the polling method was retarded? It's the biggest poll that has widest reach.
>>740138746of course the french clown apes the french frog
>>7401390312020's poll was botted/multi-voted to hell because it used fucking Google as a platform. 2021's poll was using fucking Twitter hashtags.There's a reason they stopped doing it since then.
Thoughts on this gremlin?
>>740139276It's very funny to me that Meowscarada is exactly ONE POINT of speed faster than Greninja, 122 vs 123.
>>740140296Top tier waifumon to me but I know she's hit or miss for most people.
>>740140296Yeah
>>740129904minus the stack
>>740139997In that case, the google poll still holds some validity to relative popularity even if not 100% trustworthy and cross referencing with the highly untrustworthy twitter poll you can at least see a rough guess to populairty. Like I can trust Magnemite is popular in Kanto but surpassing the shillmons probably not.
>>740140296I wish it was a regular evolution instead of a mega.
>>740140296one of my favorite mons I'm a steel type fag and loved when this gremlin was marketed as THE monosteel monFUCK YOU REGISTEEL
>>740140296
>>740140627Mawaifu is a based eternal waifufag and I enjoy seeing his style improve every day.
Gremlin supremacy
>>740140764
>>740140296somehow both pure unfiltered cute and pure unfiltered sexa masterpiece design
>>740140468Merch sales are the best indicator of popularity. Yes that skews towards shillmons and especially Pikachu, because they get the most merch, but they only make what people are willing to buy.I think non-porn fanart is also a pretty valid metric.
so is mawile's horns a functional mouth or
Thoughts on absol?
>>740140296>>740140419>>740140524>>740140627>>740140764>Mawile loveI got here at the right time, didn't I?
>>740140858Yeah but the lips and teeth are steel.
>>740140858You mean her rear mouth? She's based on a Futakuchi-onna, a well known yokai, and if you know anything about them, don't stick anything back there you don't want to lose.
>>740134909yes
Thought's on PLAGUE's gremlin?
>>740140858>It has two mouths. The big jaws on the back of its head can't taste anything, so that's the mouth it uses to eat foods it doesn't like. you tell me buddy
>>740141036Plap plap plap
>>740134363>talking shit about my love lizardBitch
>>740140943>>740140928>>740141067yeah but a second mouth there means that it has a peanut brain. terribly small throat to support the mouth too.might explain the smooth brain stare mawile usually gives.
>>740141024i've gone outside many times and yet i never met a real woman
>>740141143How rude. She has a degree in archaeology you know.
>>740141036I didn't even know he drew her, fucking madlad.>>740141143It's a mouth, but it evolved over time from a set of dual horns she had on her head. There is no second brain, but Mawile can use it to eat foods she doesn't like since it lacks taste buds.
>>740140848>I think non-porn fanart is also a pretty valid metric.In a sense but hentai should also count because commissions also show a degree of dedication. The problems that arise are that there's no singular database for all art, comparing different databases would be too difficult as well as finding the databases, people use sites that aren't art archives (tumblr, twit, sega, etc) and visual fanart exclude those that express their like of a mon like maybe sewing, knitting, cosplay, itasha. A simple vote is still the best way.
>>740141196
What would you do with a mawile?
>>740141560Hold hands!
>>740141560
>>740095260Love this little shit.
>>740141560That's a weird thing to ask a fella about his wife.
>>740141770I only played Cafe to add Mawile to my staff and then I uninstalled it after I was done admiring her.
I like Weavile
>>740141849I'd played Cafe Mix for a good amount of time, I wanna say about 1-2 years in the beginning. It was just a cute little puzzle game with a few optional buy-ins. The presentation was adorable, the recipes were fun to unlock and see, and the puzzles were good enough without needing to spend money. It was a perfect wind-down game for the end of the day. I liked it enough to have it both on my switch and phone.Of course, then it get retooled to be ungodly amounts of jew...
Do you want your Pokewaifu to speak english or make animal noises?
>>740141998I prefer Sneasel
>>740142262I want them to make animal noises but still possess high intelligence.
>>740142262Both is fine as long as I have her next to me
>>740142467Best take for me, though some of the smarter ones and the psychic types can probably talk to you telepathically so it's a moot point.
>>740142673I wouldn’t call Meowth smart, but incredibly determined for pussy. Or was, didn’t work out for him.
>>740141998Good choice.
>>740142738There's exceptions to any rule, but you do have to respect the effort he put into that. Now, if a female Alolan Meowth could talk...
>>740141560I'd have sex with Mawile if you know what I mean
>>740143154i don't, please elaborate
>>740143214
>>740143382>Field egg groupThis is possible
>>740134363what kind of name is in makeup
Something about gardevoir is just so pure and cute
Tell me, anons, are you a one-woman type of man or do you catch an entire team of girls for your own personal harem? I won't judge, I'm a filthy polygamist. I just have too much love to share and so many females crave human affection.>>740143642She's the quintessential wife. Some people may regard her as boring or plain, but she's popular for a very, very good reason.
>>740143809I find other waifumons extremely cute and like catching them for my team, but I only collect fanart of my gen 3 ace.
>>>/trash/
>>740143809i like to have a team of waifu mons in games, but if i actually lived in the pokemon world i wouldn't want a harem. in truth, my heart only belongs to one specific pokemon.
>>740143809To be fair, she has like a built in sundressAnd mega evolves into a wedding dressOther mons never stood a chance
>>740143908>>740143986Massive respect.>MareanieAnon no, you wouldn't survive!>>740144000>To be fair, she has like a built in sundressFantastic taste, sundresses are one of the best things a beautiful woman can wear.
>>740144243Sundress + pregnancy is a downright lethal combo
>>740144295But eggs...
>>740144730She lays big ones>its a cradlI REFUSE
>>740079868My wives!
>>740143642She's humanoid but not furry. There are other waifumons but they don't have the same level of intelligence and cleanliness, either because they are unambiguously animals, or again they're just not as humanlike as her.Then, add onto this that Gardevoir ACCEPTS being your loyal pet despite this vast gap in sentience between her and other Pokemon, even willing to die protecting you.
>>740143809Its really hard for me not to make a harem of my favorite pokegirls. I got a big heart I gotta share it. Plus it makes me smile thinking about all the cute things that would go on in day to day life with a team of waifumons.
It is your duty to make your gardevoir happyThis process will involve pregnancy
>>740145058>Gardevoir ACCEPTS being your loyal pet despite this vast gap in sentienceI would not agree to that. We would be equals.>>740145123>wake up in the morning to smiling faces>get to work making breakfast>sometimes they help, sometimes they were the ones who made it for you>go about the day spending time with your beautiful girls>going shopping, or to the park, or to the beach>everyone having a good time>arrive home at the end of the day>everyone sleeps in one big, warm, happy pileI shouldn't want this.
Please post your cutest gardevoir
>>740146318But I only save the cutest.
>>740146560We can go cuter and cuddlier
me on right with my lovely wife
You are your gardevoirs emotional support human
>>740147414
>>740079868It's ok to like Pokémons, just don't have inane thoughts about them
>>740146998Prove it.
>>740147281The more I think about it the truer this is. They are written like they need someone to protect and follow. In a way you are doing them a service and giving them a reason to live essentially. The next time you hug your Gardevoir for always being there for you, just know that feeling for you is 10x stronger for them.
>>740089390>>740089828>>740089863>>740089898>>740091007hehe :)
>>740135065based afalso fuck mods for allowing these faggots to spam shit threads
>>740135065
Pokemon are built to be our wives.
>>740120203>Tomboy Pokemon gf?>Sounds like you just want a dog you can fuck.
>>740146318
Are humans pokemons? I saw some images where a human female got fucked by hypno and then later was laying an egg. So that kinda suggests they are..?
>>740081643What does her pussy smell like?
>>740081080Me when I get isekaid to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon (I'm on the left)
>>740149048Coffagrius is directly stated to originate from dead humans and is coincidentally in the same egg group as Gardevoir. Make of that as you will.
>>740149675Do you think whoever came up with Coffagrius' name was fired
>>740149528Freshly cut grass.
>>740149528A skunk since it's literally a marijuana cat.
>>740150098I know it made it hilariously impossible to find them on the GTA without some kind of silly name that precluded the usual bots flooding the place with obvious hacks.
>>740150196GTS* fug.
>>740150172>feminine faggot vs tranny ass
>>740142262Easy.Normally: speakAt bed nights: animal noises
>>740150829why are you gay?
>>740135065only racists go to hell, I'll be fine
If you were isekai'd, what pokemon would you be?
>>740153367>Gardevoir is a top>Simipour is a bottomoh well monkey sex it is
niggas here can't appreciate a warm affectionate mattress
>>740137673>>740137673Man, that's a good looking doll.
What would sex with this gato be like?
>>740156869warm and cuddly. I feel safe
>>740157005wtf is erotic about flygon
>>740156869like touching an Indian
Look at this bun
>>740157227I don't understand the question.
>>740095407Let me guess, she evolve into some boring human woman, right?
>>740079868Why does Pokémon attract so many LGBTP freaks?
Pokephiles don't belong in the community
>>740158902I like cute pokemon
>>740079868>its official, Pokemon is doing the thing that Digimon has done for decades, so its better nowLol?
>>740153367This is Simipour slander! I won't allow that.https://litter.catbox.moe/h6h0pcp4bovgcjkg.mp4
>>740158838Still a human woman, but not exactly the typical one.
>>740158902shut up tranny
>>740159764I love Jellymon and Teslajellymon, but I really think they ruined the rest of her line.>big titty woman because TITS>weird ass scuba armorAs separate Digimon they're ok, but as Jellymon's evos they fucking suck. Not to mention the change in her voice and personality after evolving. Ruined.
>>740150829it legitimately makes me sad that you even know these terms
>>740091560>>740091636i've been saying thismeowscarada is bar none the most blatant waifubait pokemon ever made, yes even more than tsareena and salazzleshe straight up looks like a furry softcore artists OC, it's UTTERLY shameless
>>740157326How would you know?
>>740135065But enough about you whitecels constantly seethe non-whites 24/7
What does Half Human/Half Pokemon look like? Will it be Anthro or a pure pokemon but can talk easily?
I don't have images of either, but I really like Hatterene and Tinkaton. Not sure if I want to outright fuck Tink, but I do think she's just really cute.
>>740159764Why are Digimon writers and artists like this? Every single final Evo is either a mecha or a literal human woman and the final forms of most digimon don't even make sense.
>>740161313Take this smug Tink
>>740161510
Build your harem of 6. I'll go first.Kirlia, Gardevoir, Glaceon, Braixen, Steenee, Meowscarada
>>740160526This is trueTsareena is feminine and humanoid but its proportions are absurd and inhumanSalazzle is a feminine lizard but it's still lizard-sized and mostly lizard-shapedPretty much every other Pokemon designed to be sexy falls into one of those categories
>>740079868>no miltanknot interested
>>740162810yeah that's what i meanthe only absurd proportions on meowscarada could be argued to be the forearms but even those allude to big sleeves naturally so it doesn't even registersfor god's sake, she has vagina bones, thick thighs that are wider than her shoulders, thigh-highs and her neck ruffle/cape also softly alludes to breasts because they cover that area it's honestly ridiculous
>>740163264Do you think Gecqua will be the next Meowscarada?
>>740079868Those are all male btw
>>740163723Two of those can't be.
>>740163602i think gecqua will almost certainly have some more absurd proportions than meowscarada, it'll be closer to salazzle or a girlier greninja, at most goes to lopunny territory
>>740160526>yes even more than tsareena and salazzlehard to believe that when it canonically seduces and fucks humans
>>740138473i love using magnet rise to catch rock type offguard, until they switch to a fighting type
>>740141998if only Sneasler didnt take her glory
For me, I like PokemonTCG a lot, but I am largely indifferent towards the rest of Pokemon. I played the games and watched the show as a kid, I never beat any of the games as a kid. I went back and finished a mainline Pokemon game as an adult, just to say that I did, and I found it was a slog to play.
>>740153524so thats why he has such a shit ability
>>740167218rape
>>740168982but its unevolved
It's been 20 years but I still like Lucario the best.
>>740081643>>740081882Thick Thighs Pussy Salad
>>740169015Yes and?
>>740107417>resets to get female oneNice percentage, faggot.
>>740153524I dunno, let's seehttps://randompokemon.com/
>>740153524>>740172459>WEEDYnice
>>740172459Not like this....
>>740172459Not bad at all
first try I win fags
>>740153524>>740172459Fuck off, this is a "which pokemon would you fug" thread, not a "which pokemon would you wanna be" thread
>>740080689>voiced by Kana Hanazawasexo
>>740174637REMINDER THAT KANAHANA RECENTLY GOT DIVORCEDIT'S /v/S CHANCE TO GET HER AS WIFE TO ROLEPLAY GARDERVOIR WITH YOU
>>740174507Hmm, no, you can fuck off back to the containment board if you care so much. Be grateful this thread doesn’t die for what it is.
>>740172459Aieeeeeee
>>740172459
You won't be lonely anymore, my love.
>>740172459...
>thread derailed
>>740172459Not my favorite, but okay.
>>740172459well shit
>>740161313why does she have the Starters eyes
>>740174507>HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY GOONING TO POKEMONS?!
>>740177221newfag
woah
>>740142262literally the only good option is pokemon making animal noises, but the trainer understanding as if they were talkingpokemon are critters, not surrogates and replacements for human company! REMEMBER THAT!
>>740172459I can be anything I want
>>740179356you can only trick people into th9nking you are anything you want, but in reality you will always be a little onahole fox
>>740178953Talking Pokémon is a good thing actually.
gay ERP time!
>>740180406The only gay ERP I do is with my gardvoir wife, who forces me to do increasingly gay things in front of her for her pleasure.
>>740180047those two are TOTALLY fucking
>>740172459I'm the cutest little nigga on the planet
this is the spider i rescued from the rain 5 years ago, except now its in my apartment with an egg sac that it thinks is mine (spiders arent smart)
>>740180357why was this deleted
>>740181893>he didn't actually fuck the spiderweak
>>740181893All the horny shit aside, the spiders are some of the coolest gen 5 pokemon and I love the hell out of these guys.
>>740180590hot
>>740182026it was 5 years ago, unless the spider stole a tissue and hoarded it away to steal child support, it cant be true
>>740181893Everyone loves joltik but I think galvantula is cuter.
>>740182803oh yeah mienshao is cute
>>740183456What does she think she is some kind of rabbit?
>>740178953>pokemon making animal noises, but the trainer understanding as if they were talkingThat's the way.
>>740137673I hate that I canceled mine... is it even worth it? did you try it yet?
>>740183456Cute waifumons.
>>740184290wtf is that digimon on the left
>>740184124Someone on /trash/ posted a video of himself fucking the thing.He looked *pleased*, to say the least...
>>740149380this is why gardevoir doesn't talk and eat dog food
>>740185976Why were that many people upset about it? Dude wasn't even fat.
>>740182803I love my Salazzle, but it's difficult when she gets jealous of the other females on the team.>>740183456Needs more cute.
>>740186214Nobody wants to see some average dude awkwardly fucking his Pokemon fleshlight.If I am going to watch gay porn and like it, it has to be at least one of those fit femboy twinks with massive schlongs going full jackhammer.Then we can talk
>>740172459hippowdonfemale
>>740186214wtf last time i saw an anon posting sex with his glaceon people were calling the anon basedi guess mewfags are cringe and glaceonfags are chill
>>740185976Really is telling that 90% of the people here actually have a fetish for being humiliated.
>>740114627Those are 7 pokemon. You're only supposed to have 7
>>740117392yeah thats usually the path you freaks go down eventually
Ghost sex
>The developer is called GameFreak>The fanbase are all a bunch of freaksWhat did they mean by that?
need tailfox, that is all
ghost... s...sex?
>>740120690Pokemon are too weak to kill their abusive owners
>>740187167All those tails wrapping around you as you're behind her...
>>740187558vgh...
i was going to ironically "ghost s-sex?" this one but i read the pokedex entry>It has been said that they swallow those who get too close and turn them into mummies.thats horrifying, at least youre together forever tho
>>740187167>>740187863
>>740187167i want to punch the ice version for gameplay reasons
>>740188257>>740187863>>740187558Sir that’s a fox
My cat does this.
>>740188804you cat is evil using its ally's power for its own dark twisted schemes
>>740188804Cute.
>>740187083world's smallest flutter mane? she's almost 5 feet tall
>>740095682Yeah, some Bellossom appreciation.
>>740190603cute
>>740081882coomers always ruin everything.
>>740190603Best outfit
>>740190770what causes this behavior?
>>740191016autism (bad kind)
>>740190942What a slut.
>>740191165>>740191016It's due to being circumsized killing their penis sensitivity so they have to goon to gigantic off-model ass and tit proportions to feel pleasure
>>740172459lets fucking GO
>>740191408No, I'm talking about shartyfaggot oomerposters thinking they're in good company here. Go back.
>>740191512congrats, gay furry anon
>>740084840You're just looking for stupid autistic reasons to be bothered. It's obviously a joke. And your reasoning doesn't account for the ones with Trace loving their trainer as much.
>>740191598you will never get your foreskin back
pick one and only one
>>740191942Lopunny (male)
>>740191942Indeedee (f)Though Ribombee and Sneasel are close 2nd and 3rd
>>740191942Where is Meloetta?
>>740095407Isn't that alien fuck almost identical to Hatterene (on the inside)?
>thread is aliveGlorious
>>740191942Fuck.That's tough.But Mew.
>>740191942zangoose
>>740191942my fav pokemon arent here which im taking as a compliment
>>740191942Femewtwo would be pretty swell
>>740191942Ima be basic and go Lopunny.
>>740191942sableye
What does /v/ think of male Gardevoirs?https://files.catbox.moe/gwve0e.jpg
>>740192190I can't believe this is an actual card they put in the game. Just Mew flaunting her ass at you.
>>740192793Gay as fuck. Girls only.
>>740192793Miss me with that gay shit.
>>740192793you pavlovian conditioned yourself into liking this lol
Hot. I wrote a fapfic about a male Gardevoir years ago.Also years ago but far more recently, I caught a shiny Male Lopunny in Brilliant Diamond and named it Astolfo.
>>740192252Immaculate taste.>>740192793>vomits profusely>>740192834Because it's good stuff.
>>740192580Ain't nothing wrong with some healthy bunny love.
>>740192793We love penises here
>>740193104
>>740193104I shouldn't love her so much, and yet I do!
>>740193026It's great stuff, but also so incredibly blatant that I'm surprised they got away with it. It's literally only missing one thing that would make it incredibly inappropriate to post.
>>740193325Something about this seems lewd.
>>740191942meowstic
>>740155307Yeah, she looks great>>740184124Very much so and yes I have, I was the guy that >>740185976 is talking about lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/66s0m1.mp4
your actual fetish is voyeurism
>>740193325>>740193545Shh!Mawile is sleeping!
>>740079868i enjoy both, thank you.
>>740193545I got that vibe as well, mostly from the thumbnail. Then I opened it and i was just cute, but it did have a certain feeling...>>740194037Sleeping hugs
>>740194130imagine the snores...
What kind of gym leader you will be?i will be fairy/steel/psychic
>>740194281i run the bug gym
>>740194182I'm relatively certain the mouth doesn't snore, even if she can use it to eat. I love the idea Mawile hugging it in her sleep, it's so cute.
>>740194460Is Mawile jaw hard like steel or soft like you would expect of flesh?
>>740194578It's a thinker and requires going down what we know about the species. In the ancient past, Mawile's jaws were two horns. Over time, their physiology changed and the horns fused into the current mouth. Mawile are Steel type, but given these facts, it could be safe to assume at the Steel is mostly centered around the jaw's teeth, which is likely what the horns became. And despite not having taste buds, it is still a mouth with a tongue and everything and can nourish her body.Given all this, I have to assume that the teeth themselves are the hard metallic parts, but the rest of her is more akin to regular flesh as we know it.
>>740191942i like sceptile but i'll go with mewtwo for the variety
>>740192793Very hot. Wouldn't mind if I caught a male.
>>740190770If by ruin you mean improve massively, then I guess we're on the same page.
>>740193682>Malestic is my fave poke>check Pixiv for art>it's all fart and scat
>>740197142bLAME ai
>>740197142>all the fart and scat is also by one personand then I look at myself for a second with my awful macrophilia fetish; having to see their shitty fetish no pun intended isn't exactly what I want either and for the certain brands where I also get to see more scat/shitting. it is japanese deviantart after all.
>>740191942F Dewott
>>740197142You have my utmost condolences, I don't think anyone deserves t hat.
>>740094214>No Houndoom.Fake poll.
Fun thread fellow pokefriends
>>740197650they didn't ask white women
>>740197707They have good taste
>>740192793male garde is prime "giant dick but exclusively bottoms" kinoi love him
Hooray, bump limit! What a nice thread this was.>>740197678Nothing like pure and maybe not so pure love for wives.
>>740197993It was fun. Back to my containment board I guess.
>>740197826i wish houndoom was tankier and mighyena was abit stronger
>>740197340That's a good idea actually. I can use AI to generate some meowslop, and stick it to the "artists" at the same time!Thanks anon!
>>740198759because of you realistic depiction, i shall generate them through the filter of ssonic2 gasping at sasuages
>>740198859God, I am so fucking sick of that dude.
>>740198932then what about cervina or suigi then?
>>740080689
>>740199036They're much better imo. ssonic2 just draws some big circles for every piece and I don't know how people haven't cottoned on yet.
>>740135065Said the guy who's gonna die in a desert just because Daddy Trump said so.
>>740140805
>>740153178Actually we go to super heaven. You go to vishnu heaven where you can throw poo at each other and pee in the holy river for all eternity.
>>740199096You don't even need to say it, it's all but confirmed.
Glaceon
>>740089828Don't Psychic type pokemon are inmune to poisoning?
Kirlia sex
>>740200038nope. gardevoir even less so thanks to her fairy type
Gardevoir thread Gardevoir siteWhy did her gen v and viii clones flopNo one talks about hatterene
>>740200004best brapper of any mon.
