I'm so fucking tired of the standard romance options in videogames
LOOK YOU BIG EAR FREERF YOU TAKE THE HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
>>740098408Why do rats make /v/ hard
>>740098408I'm so fucking tired of romance options in videogames altogether. What a waste of dev time and resources.
>>740098408>Human woman with big earsClearly you aren't tired enough
>>740098581I always hate when I see one of these with fucked syllables. The whole thing works better if you change it to "this horny mouse" instead of "a mouse" because it's 7 syllables so it fits with "Would you fuck it in a house?" aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>740098581I do so like fucking a mouse, thank you, thank you, mr vee
>>740098408>>740098581>>>/trash/
>>740098706>Not a gorgonTsk tsk, neither are you.
shut the fuck up you fag
>>740098581Rodents are adorable.
>>740098819Imagine OP but videogame.See? Now it's vidya related.
>>740098408
yiff in hell, nigger
>>740098819Did you put in your jannie app? Narc?
>resident evil but Ashely is a mouse and there are unskipable qte sex scenes where she gives leon a bodyjob
>>740098987I'd like to have a little rat friend who could sit on my shoulder and talk to me.
>>740098408try playing games instead of using them as a surrogate for a social life.
>>740098756it's called metre btwand yes it's inconsistent in that image. It lands on the wrong syllables. It switches from trochaic to iambic though i believe the original green eggs and ham does that too.
>>740098819I am pretty sure rat fucking mechanics are well established in videogames and are a critical part in videogame history.
>>740098408>>>/trash/
Sex with horny mouses
>>740098987>>740098408Who is this and why does she fuck human men
>>740099107This was such a weird, random meme.
>>740098408no worries, Witcher 4 was made for you as long as you don't mind Ciri looking like Yzma from "The Emperor's New Groove"
>>>/trash/
>>740098819We can change that.
mice?
>>740099582Cute
>>740098408why do faggot trannies keep making the grossest most unsexy anthro rats ever? like why does it NEED to be gross and ugly? every single fucking one is disgusting
>>740099345>>740098990>>740098819Sorry anons.Janny is to focused on undertale threads.
>>740099515It's so weird that we live in a world where women are allowed to be maximum degenerate. Mainstream books and even games are playing into it now. But men AREN'T making their own media about fucking monsters. Why the fuck NOT?
modded rimworld
>>740098408Why are human men so dangerous?
>>740099842We are, but only in niche internet communities.
Why posts of my wife?Plz post more
>>740099914I don't remember this. Is there a new one?
>>740099582I love bullyable nerd lab mice
why can't hmofa be real...
>ratsGross
anthro aliens will never be realgenetically modified humans to be anthros will never be realandroids modeled after anthros will never be realit will all never be real
>>740098408>>740098581>>740100184need trashy stinky stabby skaven gf (pic unrelated, I just remembered the chick in OP)
>>740100231cute
>These are mouses.>Mice.>No, these are mouses!
>>740100184we are here just to suffer
Gaming will peak as a medium once exotic romanceable party members are standard
>>740099842because men arent sex obsessed like women. i know youve heard the opposite your entire life, but you were also told niggers are just skin color, jews are victims of everything, and that multiculturalism is better.you were fed lies your entire life so you would hold your tongue. women are sex obsessed and its the only thing they think about and the only thing they care about
>>740100231This post was made by toxoplasmosis gang.
Hitoner status? Did it turn into a harem shonen yet
>>740099914They are not ready for our history of warfare
>>740100437The second and especially third seem possible. But I was born too early for any of it.
>>740098408>>740098987>>740099468>>740100650RAT
>>740099842Because gaming studios with any reach have women on their teams, and those women get the ick when by the indirect implication that monster women are more attractive than them.
>>740101090>they thinkVery generous of you.
>>740101090I'm way older and smarter than you so your false proclamations are just funny to me, a helpful reminder that everyone here is an idiot except for me.
>>740101524but born just in time to live in the pod and be an expendable slave in the new world order
>>740099842Because most men are tasteless weeb cowards who glue cat ears and a tail on an anime girl and call it a monster.There's only a handful of truly ascended men.
>>740101524it would be sabotaged by certain malefactors
>>740101334nohe keeps getting more and more anthro men to fall under his heels and got raped by a kemoshota
>>740101824Even furries are cowards, slapping breasts deathclaws, sangheili, and the like.
The no fun "I just want to whine about real women" posters are here
>>740101824Truthnuke
>>740099875Not.Mouse.Enough.>>740102489that website that had the sexy goblin sex doll also had man made horrors beyond comprehension
>>740101824I love my eldritch bugfox wife
>>740102352You're absolutely right.
Homo sapiens only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>7401028521, 2, and in some cases 3 tbhfam
>>740102852well the framework is there to make fully anthro rats in rimworld
Well, I'm sorry anon.But if you want the unorthodox...its always a rocky step.
>>740101824There are countless plebs, it's true. But enough that there wouldn't be a legit market for this? It doesn't seem right.>>740102352We should never allow people to bully us out of being attracted to natural, human sexual dimorphism. Big tits, wide hips... these are good things. In the event you completely deny the appeal, these things will be TAKEN from you. Feminists, male feminists, fake women, all of these would take away your toybox if you let them, and you should never ever agree with them. DO NOT AGREE with them.If you want to fuck "just an animal" or an androgynous "thing" you are not my ally.
>>740099842Modern men are cattle for women to use. A woman says 'don't do that' and the man obeys immediately, anything for a chance at sucking at a used up cheesy BPD cunt. They'll align themselves with the values of women despite those values descending from billionaire owned social media designed to mind fuck women into even bigger retards than they naturally are. There can be no competition with IRL women, fictional women are not allowed to exist; if they have to exist they must look ugly.
>>740102352You're confused.Off model deathclaw isn't even in the same universe as the human with a hair accessory level of bitchboy.The addition of a thing isn't the problem, its being 99.999% human and acting like youre a based nonhuman enjoyer because of the 0.001%.
>>740102352Hey now don't talk shit about big tiddy sangheili, they just need the bold, exploratory touch of a human man to restore their faith after the tragedy of the war.
>>740102352You're overthinking it. You start with a feral deathclaw. A guy fucks her. Her children are deathclaws with breasts.
id accept any kind of anthro as a win honestlywhy bother with infighting over what flavor is or isn't 'da real shit' i think half the draw comes from design but i find the other half coming from a more primal/bestial personality
>>740103493>There are countless plebs, it's true. But enough that there wouldn't be a legit market for this? It doesn't seem right.Most vidya players are men, and plebs. Throw them some random weebshit, or a pair of bouncy tits on a human, and they'll be happy.Now, introduce a canon female werewolf or on-female deathclaw romance and they'll recoil in horror.Just take a good look at the catalog.
>>740102352the person who posted that is fine with that, as long as it doesnt have a human face hes 100% a-okay
>>740104876>from a more primal/bestial personalityYou could say... a more honest personality?
>>740102352there's noting wrong with busty deathclaws
>>740105476The monster is on the outside only.
>>740098408>this gets 80 replies>mine gets 404'd after five because the OP isn't something /v/ fucksFuck you
>>740106115Many such cases
>>740106589You know what the issue is but still fail?Colossal skill issue.
>>740098408Sucker for Love games makes parodies of this genre but with lovecraftian entities. Not reeeeally a dating game but aims to make it comical instead.
>>740098765Enough of Cock and Balls Torture. Time for the durability test.
>>740100231pretty void kitty
>>740107640I'm tired of parodies. I want a wholehearted attempt with multiple species and routes
>>740105476i mean a predator species would want to be dishonest, or do whatever it takes to get their meal, no?
>>740101824Love that image.
Why is /v/ like this?
>>740103493You are so right.Also fuck I want a snake lady companion/romance option in a fantasy/sci-fi game SO FUCKING BADI love the sexy slither of a snake lady, oh baby
>>740099107What... what happens if you fail the QTE?
>>740108821https://youtu.be/3dFldHDBcuQ?si=Rmh-_sMzuoSl9FVs
>>740100178Yet no one posts Pinky & the Brain porn
>>740108821>SHE'S TRYING TO GET IN MY ASS
>>740098531I laughed
>>740108240Euugh fine. Give Atlyss a few years for an Aprils Fools or something.Maybe there are some in itch.io?
>>740108627Actually nevermind, looking through the thread is feels like /v/ only likes the top one and gets angry when it isn't like the top one.
>>740109731Fuck that got me
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