Wow, uh, that happened.
>>740112931So yeah, a cube is talking to me. That just happened
If I took a bite of you would you die?
>>740112931Can we switch our main character and just play as the cube with his ribbon wife?
>>740113274It would be extremely delicious
>>740113401You're a soft guy
FOCUS, F
>>740112931Feels good around my dick.
>[LINE NEEDED]
>>740112931OI HUGHIE
okay this isn't funny anymore
>>740112931Finally, Viscous Deadlock gets his big break
>>740113484Fork you
>20 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay>like maybe 3 minutes of that was not-scripted
>>740113594you voted for this
I want to like the idea of a quippy cube, but he's stuck in a game that isn't meant to be a shitpost
>how can we tell a story without an annoying sidekick to constantly dump exposition?
>>740113514i didnt see this when was this
>>740112931Hi frank
APOLOGIZE
Did they just give up?
>>740112931this is the end result of focus groups
>open blender>subdivide>tint it green>export as fbxBravo sony
>>740113794Around the time when the quirk chungus cube got introduced.
My favorite god? Frank ofcourse!
>>740113831
R2..........R2............R2
>>740112931why was he just there scooting around during the fightdid he do anything at all
>>740113920damn i shitposting on the thread got a screencap or timeline mark?
>>740112931You vill listen to cube Hughie talk the entire game and you VILL be happy!
>>740113292too soulful, would not sell.
>>740112931Cube xd
>>740113702That Conan late night show skit of him playing GOW 2018 would fit pretty good here.
>>740112931>Voiced by Jack QuaidYeah you know this will be millennial core
>>740113868Which focus group told Sony they wanted this?
>>740113852There's no passion. Just a bunch of burned out gen Xers throwing shit at a wall to get a paycheck
What is with this trend of having a sidekick that is written as a projection of their therapists that constantly pats the main character on the ass like a child?
>>740113983Catch, Laufey!
so is God of War officially dead?
>Name the cube Frank in a game about gods from all different realmsI am speechless
>>740112931Like what is the mythological reference here? The Gelatinous Cube from DnD as far as I know doesn't have many connections to real world religions.
>>740112931Nigga that's cubic!
>>740114345Every piece of fiction is about trauma and therapy. It's so tiresome.
GOOOOOODSWE MUST HAVE SHARPER EDGES
>>740114316do you know how focus group testing works? the idea is that given enough people's opinions, the only way to please all of them is to have a product that represents nothing so as to be inoffensive and accessible to all, but ultimately generic
>>740113852They were told "we need another God of War we don't care what it is just make it" and this was the result. This really needs to fail because they need to stop this shit where they take a famous IP fans love and make a woman game out of it
>>740114519Actually its different and cool because its spelled phraenque
Why do they keep digging themselves deeper into this hole?
>>740112931>we want to make a serious story to prove that games are art
>>740112931ban californians from writing dialog
>>740114519
>>740114732Ban californians
>>740112931Family of War
>>740114553no, there's a difference between doing it well and doing it in your career but being on the same level as and capability as say an 9-10 year old. Which is what western game studios in aprticular strive toward. Same thing with the capeshit slop they showed earlier.
>>740112931>same franchise where you have to murder innocent people in heaven to get your powers backwhy is everything so dogshit nowadays
>>740114516It was dead at god of war 2 when Norse gods were shit skins because sbi said so
Frank is based.An iconic vidya character.
>>740115123Based on what?
>>740115123actually its Phranque, dont dead name chud
>>740112931So... win?
>>740114523It's the 'central mythology' that all mythologies in GoW are connected to and came from, as hinted in Ragnarok. However it is also modern California so you get the sterile geometric sci-fi aesthetics.
snoys deserve all the humiliation rituals they get
Kill cube
CUBEDEFENDER OF THE POLYVERSE
Frank is clearly an isekai'd Modern-Day human
the fucking state>>740114723
>All those egyptian gods that will die to Kratos's wife and her reddit cubeGenuine humiliation ritual
>>740115381but cube is our friendalso sex with Jingle
>>740112931Focus, F. Kratos is alone with the boy and you KNOW what that means.Right, he's Greek.
>>740112931You're welcome!
>>740115123I do think he'll be popular in the long run, he's so fucking stupid that he loops back around to being memorable
>OI 'UGHIE YOU STUPID CUNT, YOU TOOK V AND TURNED INTO A MARVEL QUOTE SPEWIN' JELLO CUBE
>>740112931GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ABORT MY ENEMIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>740114609Would unironically play this
>>740115787I would play with Gabu's body
>>740113274>Thinking the cube wouldn't eat YOU.
>>740115481Kill sword ribbons
>>740114609I'd play a gelatinous cube game if he wasn't a quirk chungus.
>>740113274It would be extremely tasteful
>>740115975you're a big pie
>>740114609give her cute eyes and eyelashes now
>>740114609The shame is that normalfags will look at these edits and think it's tongue in cheek playfully supporting the game. Rather than shitting on it and the people who worked on it with righteous indignation.
>>740114609Thomas was a god.
>Santa Monica Studio>think of Journey>assume focus position>could be anything>it's God of War again again>it's like i live in a different world
>>740112931I hope he sleeps with Kratos's wife, it's what he would want.
>>740112931I larfed
>>740116059FOR the menU.
>>740114609What are the chances they're already preparing his spin-off game?
What happens if you don't press R2 in cutscenes? I hope it's as comical as that Heavy Rain compilation.
>>740114624no one likes nuGow
>>740116215Unironically love that movie
>>740115408Millennials have to stop writing stories.
>>740116330>Kratos, I finally found a BETTER man that satisfies me completely >Son, you have a brother now, say hello to Bricky
>>740116117
>>740112931>MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A JELLO CUBE, I'M JELLO RICK
>>740112931They COULD have made this thing a cool character, but they named it fucking Frank and it has the same generic goofy sidekick voice as every other shit game in recent times
>>740116697Of course, it's a classic.
At least Foid of War has air combos and no retarded cooldowns for the special skills from what I noticed, I'm willing to endure MCU writing for the combat
>>740116795Cube on the front page!
>>740116795>w-where are you going to put that sword, anon?
>focus f
>>740112931The cube is comedic relief. What are you, obtuse?!
>>740116697the sequel is the worst thing ever
schizo thread?
This really feels like they tried repurposing assets from a live service game, cause an actual God of War wouldn't have these goofy ass things in them.
>>740112931A heckin' big chungus talking cube...Wow. I mean, wow. Santa Monica Studios did it again. Any other sisters locked and loaded with their preorder? Huzzah!
>>740115408i want both anthony burch and awooga pearce to be tried in the hague for their sins against writing
>>740116991How did he get it there? is he ok???
>>740114609Now it's a 10/10 instant buy.
I know how we can defeat Homelander, Butcher! I turned myself into a cube, Butcher! A cube! I'M CUBE HUGHIE! WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-DUB!! BOOM, Big reveal!
>>740112931Shaaaaaaaapes
I love this thread
>>740116795finally, a good female protagonist!
>>740112931The cube would be cool if it wasn't named Frank and thus tied to modern Earth in some as of yet revealed horseshit twist
>>740113484For goo
We want the Rocky audience.
>>740112931DO NOT QUESTION THE CUBE
>>740112931HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A WACKY CHARACTER
>>740114609imagine through out the game you would learn to take different shapes>>740116212hehe
>>740112931
>>740116159Are you stupidit's very obviously tounge in cheekif you want actual derision you make a low effort troonjack
>>740113274>>740113484>>740113696WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!
>>740112931MY WIFE'S CUBE
>>740117260is this fucking realplease link the video
>>740116159>Righteous Indignationyou suck cock and you're a faggot
Saaaar
>>740117802https://youtu.be/uKMCqyeBWmU?t=100
>>740117802who do you think Jack Quaid refers to when we say "The cube voiced by Jack Quaid"
>>740117821This would be kino because neither Chell nor the companion cube ever talk
>>740114782okay, but what's its name?
>>740113748kill yourself
>>740112931FOCUS, F
>>740117260Why is he in the cube suit? what does it add that he both voices the cube and motion captures the cube????
>>740112931KRATOS PLEASEI'LL ABSORB YOUR DICK AND DISINTEGRATE YOUR SHIT
>>740118086It's a cube, it doesn't require intense mastery to move as a cubehe probably found it fun
>>740112931UUUUEEEEEEEE FOOOOKIN 'EEEEEEEELLLLLL
AAA is still stuck with design from the Woke era. We'll only see Trump's Gaming in 3 or 4 years from now.
>>740118081I haven't had a deep thought in over a year.
Unpopular take here but The Boys' style of penis, poop, testicles humor isn't even funny to teenagers.
>>740117909>>740117923im actually in fucking tearswhy do they need mocap for a goddamn cubeidk when the last tiume i fucking laugherd this hard
>>740118314when will we return to peak
>>740113702>>740114161
>>740112931Women truly belong in the kitchen.
so it's a middle aged woman (hear me roar)and a talking cubeand a talking ribbon attached to a swordisn't that quirky as heck
>>740118616I think they read lines while they're mocapping, so they basically need to have everyone there.This is also why the cutscenes are stupidly long, it's a big expense and they're pretty much producing a whole film, because staff working on these games are often hollywood rejects and they'd rather dump their amateur filmmaking at you while you do this >>740118752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0CUBE
>>740114609But do I play as the cube, or do I get to romance the cube? I'd honestly take either
>>740118081What is going on with this guy’s channel?
>>740114609>>740115960>>740115787>>740117254>>740117635It's an interesting idea. Probably more interesting than God of War. Squash and stretch to bounce around slinging a sword. Taking on new shapes. Absorbing enemies. If you got sliced pieces would fall off. Easy to animate. Sounds fun.
>>740119075
>>740114609Papa Franku...
>>740117909>when she goes into fight mode, it's just like badassThere is no way these people are real
Okay apparently it's spelled Phranque
>>740119327these are people raised on marvelslop
>>740119004 >"Faye is just as strong as Kratos and just as good a warrior"Oh heck to the yeah. Faye is here to kick some ass. Chud ass, to be exact.
>>740114782>cubedidn't know that Ancient Norse Mythology knows about Greek Geometry
>>740112931The cube's voice and voice direction was really boring.
>>740113292This
>>740112931>Oh my science Faye>Hehe you could say I'm something like the Cube Of War>Wow Faye you are so strong... like a God Of War>Faye use your "Empowering" to give the final strike!
>>740114186*gen x core
>>740112931Disney Cube
Xister... Redditors don't like it
>>740119604>Shut up bitch
>>740114609It has a name, its Frank
>>740114316the cubes
HIS NAME IS FRANK
>>740112931WE GONNA GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME GREEN CUBE
>FrankJesus wept
>cube named FrankIs there any specific meaning to this as a joke or is it just "lol we're giving a common human name to this non-human thing"
>>740115447Both of the evil gods in the footage were war gods so they might just do one each from a bunch of different pantheons
>>740120432Its spelled in a really retarded way. I think its actually Phranque or something.
>>740119381I think you'll find that most of them are the way they are because they weren't raised at all
>>740119757reversing course then nevermind, I love the cube now
Focus, F
>>740116991Nigga what fucking combat, 90% of the fighting was in cutscenes
>>740114609DEFENDER OF THE POLYVERSE
>>740120432it's LOL SO RANDOM XDDD icanhazcheezburger
>>740117818It's god of war. It's always a shitpost franchise, pretending it's characters have or ever did have depth or importance is laugahble. We're here to mock it as a whole.
>>740120432no, it's just very quirk chungus
>>740113868Focus, group
>>740120706I was half-expecting him to say that at any minute
>>740112931>The cuckcube was mocapped.
>watch the trailerI'm going to ____ myself with a ___
>>740112931>acting like a talking cube is surprising>when she herself is a god, there's fucking dragons as well as other creatures capable of speech like jormungandr
>>740113263A talking cube? A. TALKING. CUBE? Great. Just fucking great Anon. You've lost your fucking mind. There's a cube here, and now it's literally talking. To me.
>>740112931THE DREADED CONE
>>740121089whatwhyhow, even
>>740113263>>740121184you guys are dealing damage to me
I'll take care of her Kratos.
>>740121381lmao
>>740120432we want the reddit audience
>>740112931its been done
>>740114609>500 slop cube adventure games dropping in Steam tomorrowOh boy...
Is Faye gonna fuck the cube at least?
>>740120432Nope, its just typical quirky "Millennial/Marvel Humor". No joke you could slap this in a Deadpool movie and it wouldn't' even feel out of place.
>inb4 the cube is zeus
>>740121381>Son, if your mother accepted the Game Boy Player expansion pak into her bottom-facing serial port after she died, that's her business
>>740121089>Hey you REALLY need someone to walk around in a box for immersion, trust meSomeone Got a easy paycheck out of this. I can't be mad at it too much if true.
>>740121493The only thing she's gonna fuck is the Sony fanbase over
>>740121294so the other actors don't stand to close and know where to look at when talking to him
I need to get me bloody green cube morty
>>740116795>Another coomer edit by /v/irgins with unrealistic beauty standards.Oh my god, just watch porn at that point.
>>740121493
>>740116795Uhh... how old is this cube...?
is this like a slime isekai reference by western media? I don't get itand talking weapon/alive weapon is also pretty anime
>perhaps I treated you too harshly
THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING THING THEY ARE RIPPING OFF. LITERAL MARVELSLOP INFECTING EVERYTHINGhttps://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Cube
>>740113831Mackenzie was way more likeable than the other squad members I'll give him that
>>740119823*Phranque
>>740121798this is an 18+ board kiddo
>>740121481Life changing reward inside.
who did the mocap for the cube
>>740121971this guy, apparently>>740121089
>>740121971U E
>>740120991fucking kek
>>740121971Jack Quaid
>>740121028The sword says it, I'm not joking
>>740121089>couldn't even hire an actual cubeTypical.
>>740121089>"You need to pay $80! Games are expensive!"
>>740113831I'll never forgive him for shrinking the kids
>>740122272HolyThats that one dude who killed that invis hero and then did nothing else the whole series.
>>740122298Pretty sure it was the ribbons. Unless the sword also talks.
>>740112931Should've used Knack instead
>>740117067you should see the jp version. it's worse
are they copying fortnite?
>>740113538OHM LANDA DUN SERVED ME A BLOODY CUBE AT DA BOOKA DE BEPO
>>740121798lol
>>740112931The cube has no purpose other than generate internet outrage
>>740121330The damage is right behind you, isn't it?
>>740122313kek
Why did the cube have two voices? The whole thing is very strange
>>740122769I look like this and say this. Representation matters.
>>740119668He's 34 man
>>740122824It's the sword and the cube, two different people. Or, ribbons on the sword technically.
>>740122769Millennials really are an entire generation of talentless hacks
>>740114609how do AAA keep getting worse man
>>740123270it's written by boomers and gen x, i grew up with crappy writing like this
>>740116795chaik
Someone at Santa Monica is fucking convinced that every game needs to have a sidekick character. They were so desperate they gave Faye a giant fucking cube she can talk too.
>>740112931Lemon...
>>740121093quipcube
>>740123395Because, gamergate obsessed activists infiltrated all AAA studios specifically to ruin them. To "OwN tHe ChUdS" they infiltrated these companies in places like HR or even as devs/consultants, and if they ruin their good name by pushing out endless slop thats a win to them. Doesn't help the ideologies they push have them captured like a cult would, and they're the biggest zealots on the planet for it.
How do I get that lazy faggot off my couch
>>740112931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFqyloS3Ecaqua teen continuing to influence culture
Didnt think it could get any worse after ragnarok but we've reached a new low, love the threads so this is great for me.
>We need a companion for our game, what do kids like?>They like Needohs, those chinese made gelatin cube things.>Perfect, make it and call it Frank, also make the Protagonist a woman too. Kids loves women.
>>740121825The "h" is silent, it's pronounced "prank" as in "you got pranked broski"
>What Frank the cube did before we met.. was his business.
What a catastrophic fall from grace.
>>740119508>sequel setting is radioactive>try to create a setting set centuries in the past>fuck that up too>focus on fucking up the two settings you didn't create instead
>>740122701Certainly feels that way. Feels like a joke idea that's not in the whole game.
>>740125669Frank probably everted hundreds of spheres back in the day.
>>740114708what you retards don't understand is that DEI and woke aren't artistic movement, they are hiring practices first and foremostthere is simply a self inflicted competency crisis in western entertainment, this is them trying their best
Jirenbros, we're being reminded about the cubes again....
>>740118616If not we get what made gandalf cry
>>740112931Can't believe they actually leaked the real identity of Frank
>>740112931COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN
>>740122609Yo that's a fucking nether portal
>>740125954Honestly crazy how old=good new=bad stands the test of time. Literally impossible to talk about these QTE heavy, cinematic games with worse combat than DMC, NG etc back in the day but now? Oh my now they are pinnacle of the PS2 library. The old games, and new games, do one thing well. Scale, and big dumb fights
>>740112931/k/ WINS AGAINAVE NEX ALEASALUTO NEX ALEA
Kratos. Leave that cube to me
>>740119075It is true that the most retarded guys make money and get laid. They have the balls to go and ask with the assumption that they are gonna get it.
>>740121798No, it's thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatinous_cube
>>740112931But why? ... Is this a fucking joke? Like why? Why are they ruining the game with this silly fucking cube that will follow you all the way??? Sometimes, the devs need to really get their heads out of their asses, because if it's a private joke, it's not funny for everybody else... This makes the game look ridiculous, absurd, and not something with any stakes in it. It's goofy, and if they wanted people to take this project seriously, then they failed.
>>740116262they didn't make Journey brother. that was thatgamecompany
>>740114609>>740119171Reminded me of thisNow make it 3D, add those new mechanics, a barebones story and BLAM, billion dollar game
>>740127959they need a silly sidekick that can be made into a mascot
>>740116795>>740114609Clearly a male-centric designThat's why the sequel SPHERE will be superior
Is this somehow a Mort the Chicken prequel.
>>740112931Bet they won't dare to make this Cube of Saturn into the evil final hidden boss who has been manipulating you the whole game.
>>740114732>ban californiansftfy
>>740112931just remember, you all caused this.
It's been years and J still am not over them making Odin a neurotic Jew
>Hey F, focus.
>God of War: LaufeyI thought her name was Faye?
>>740114609Ever since Missingno in 1998 I've had an irrational fear to sentient shapes.
>>740114609Made with gamers in mind.
>>740114609ARES, DESTROY MY VERTICES
>>740126593>Character with a PL in the TRILLIONS >ACK a cube barrier, my only weakness!
>>740128932Fucking hell...
>>740112931>devs are now taking inspiration from unholy sludge like dungeon crawler carlGod help us all
>>740121089we just can't figure out how to make games for under $100 million anymore, sorry you'll just have to eat the $80 price tag chuds
>>740129309This cube... NEEDS CORRECTION :anger_vein:
>You will bow down before me, Kratos! >First you and then one day, your heirs!
>>740128932
>>740112931That qube looks intelligent.
>>740129391Why did you have to say that I feel sick thinking about it
>>740118752The game's playing itself Jon.
>>740129529Nice reference.
>>740128932>chalk board sound
>>740113831I can imagine Samus smacking Mackenzie and telling him to shut up like this.https://youtu.be/noVcZw6yXm8
>>740116795
>>740117260>cube mocapHow is this shit real
gabe release it you slime fuck
I've heard of vagueposters, but then there's vaguethreading.
>it's okay when japan makes a sphere
>>740116795*BOING*What are we doing on the bed, onii-chan?
Cube is the key to all this. He's a funnier character than we've ever had before. He's also radical with totally in your face attitude.
>>740130730it's kinda coincidental how like in most games spheres are evil
Wait, I've seen this before. Including the cucking.
>>740112931>yo kektos get me out of this wack ass hexahedron
god of war went from a DMC+PoP clone to a hollywood wannabe slopit impresses me how much games evolved from being games into cinematic slop
>>740128984
>>740114609CUBEDEFENDER OF THE POLYVERSE
>>740117260I'm wholly convinced no one in the AAA industry actually knows how to animate without relying on motion capture anymore.
>>740114609would unironically play your game now, I'm not kidding
>>740122789Focus, Faye.I just blew up that purple shit....WITH MY MIND!
>>740116795Chaika! Cube!
>>740128984Me too but I'm fascinated by them too like Ozma from FF9 and The End from Sonic Frontiers
>>740121089Isn't that the guy that lost at Star Wars trivia?
>god of war?
>>740115656bollocks ewie, you were like a brother to me, now you are a daft poofter cube
>>740131387
>>740128932>Okay we loaded up the arms onto the test Cube for the punching test>Fortunately we ran the cube test last week, and haven't used them since then, so we don't need to change the last loaded program, right Anon?
>>740121089Jack Quaid? More like Jack Quadrilateral.
>>740128932I'm gonna fuck that cube.
IT'S CUBIC!
>>740131560It's even better when they're a fuckhuge collection of dots and lines resembling subatomic particles, but blown up to a gargantuan size. Shit like the Uttervast in Dominions 6 or the Ophanim make me hard.
>>740119813these templates are so fucking gayshittest meme format this board makes
>>740115481It's my 80 dollars, its my game. Kill him.
>>740131664On behalf of millennials everywhere. I'm sorry /v/.
>>740119823A Frank Frank? That Franks Franks?FRANKFRANKFRANKFRANKFRANKFRANK
>>740130552It's probably not. Prolly faked for the promo.
>>740131664The pose has similar vibes.
>>740131664>a hag and her cube
>>740122313They're hard to work with
I'm a failed artist but I still wonder what must happens during the creating process for this 300 million dollars game devs to think "okay, for our companion we need..... a cube, a cube of slime."You're telling me no one had any better idea than a cube? Aren't there millions of concept artists on artstation unemployed with good portofolio who'd make a better character than a fucking cube?Like who the fuck is the target audience? Minecraft zoomies and millenials who happen to like both The Boys and Rimuru Tempest?
>>740117660I look like this and say thisbtw this means I won the argument ;)
>>740114609POLYS? YOU'RE ASKING ME TO HAVE MORE POLYS? HOLY FUCKING CRINGE! YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT? SOME SHAPES ARE JUST NOT GONNA BE ROUND....OK? YOU CAN'T HANDLE A SHAPE LIKE ME! I'M TOO MUCH CUBE FOR YOU! AND HOW DARE YOU MISSHAPE ME! I WAS BORN TO BE A CUBE!
>>740120601Any myth guys know if this is gonna be some retarded connection to some myth I don't know about? Like an obfuscation of some other thing?
i think a slime cube party member would be a fun idea in a different game
>>740112931/v/bros, do I have the chops to work for a big studio like Santa Monica Studio?
>>740132173kek
>>740131664Nice gaymplay
>>740118716I had the exact same thought lmaoWanna kiss?
>A>FUCKING>CUBE
>>740119075>All quiet on the frontal lobe>In the depths of my overthinking I found within myself an invisible retardI love this guy.
>>740112931>gorilla marketing
damn sony really showing the gabecube who's boss
>>740133931Make it jiggle a little and you'll have done more than they can
>Not a good idea! Bad idea!One prevailing symptom of millennial writing is this sort of detached reiteration. You don't need to say things twice, it just sounds patronising. But nothing is treated seriously, as if they don't want real stakes to give anyone anxiety. >We're about to die! Dying is bad!
>
>>740130845...such as?
>>740135195It sounds retarded sure, but you're nitpicking too hard here. She was about to fuck something up, and the cube supposedly only had a second to stop her after realizing it. Repeating it makes sense.
>>740135691Kirby's AdventureOkami... Eggman
>>740118021He's not wrong. It's just that Santa Monica Studios is so out of touch they are botching an incredible concept in paper.Think about it:>Unknown afterlife of Gods, folklore and mythological beings, people's and things in which the warrior wife of a fallen self-exiled greek god of war, who travelled all the way to fantasy scandinavia and married and impregnated her on her life, has to fight against an alliance of fallen pantheons from far away eastern lands for her safety, her own freedom and perhaps control of this land if she can't escape it back to fantasy living world.And Santa Monica Studio... turned it into a girlboss fantasy full of forced uninspiring cinematic shots in which her slimy boyo cube companion (voiced by a nepobaby parody capeshit actor) is doing quirky lines trying to emulate marvel movies because the writers think that IS "peak cinema" LMAOOOOOOOOOO.
>>740135691>>740135951persona 4final fantasy 9SMT nocturne, somewhat
>>740122769I always assumed Workaholics was bad but this makes me think it's probably kiiiiiiinda awesomesauce...
>>740136815take your meds, goy
>>740112931Um, you're a cube... and you just talked ??
>>740136815>jews invented cubes
>>740114316some rainbow haired, nose-ringed Californian retards that dont play games and wont buy or play this one either
>>740131664it really has that Stratovarius cover art look
all this talk of cubes reminds me of the game Unbox. fairly average nothing special but okay if you like boxes.
>>740112931I JUST KILLED SANTA MONICA STUDIOS WITH MY FRIGGIN CUBE
>>740122654SPOICE GELS
Someone should open up a betting pool on whether or not this retarded thing makes a cake is a lie reference. You just know the cat ladies in the making threw one in there.
>>740112931If this is the first thing you thought of when you saw that, it's over
>>740138670I thought of>>740115406
>>740112931I want to fuck the cube
what did I miss? Did sony do a remaster of qube?
>>740138670
>>740113263>>740121184You guys sent my sides in orbit. Based blast havers.
>>740122313Gotta keep niggas down somehow
>>740137498I don't think Gary Gygax was jewish.. (even though Hasbro probably owns the copyrights)
>>740112931How does this thing move around?
>>740139342sadly nonew god of war featuring femoid protag has a quirky sidekick character who's literally just a fucking cube
>>740131579that's a low blow man
>>740135691
>>740112931What the fuck is this robin williams movie shit?
>>740112931I wish this was made by the Japanese because they would play the whole cube thing 100% straight, maybe even going into chuuni territory. No quips, no UM THAT JUST HAPPENED quirky shit. pic related, a giant put on a tiny little horse without any humor involved
>>740121089Oh, he doesn't look so shit in this photo. Did amazon studios purposely accentuate his nasolabial folds aka chudlines or something (I always thought that was called jowls but apparently not)
>>740133346Nepotism.
>>740113831Its OK when Snoy does it
>>740140390This has a "lore" reason though, he uses gravity magic to allow his horse to carry him even if it's completely retarded.
>>740139685Same way snails do
UMMMMMM, Yuji Naka sisters, our response?
>>740140390>game being presented at show as showing real historical japanese battles>giant enemy crab appears
The cube and weird observatory in the distance makes me believe we are meeting Elminster or some other D&D celeb in the middle of all of this.
Which mythology is a living cube from again?
>>740141472Gygax oc, Dungeon and dragon monster manual. As an artificial abberation. (Which means we might meet its creator later)
Why did they keep the cube in a prison while they killed the rainbow beaver on sight?
>>740130730The fucking shadow under the sphere is the angel. That sphere is a 3d shadow if that makes any sense
>>740114624>where they take a famous IP fans love and make a woman game out of itBut GoW is already that, since 2018. At the least.
>>740141534So it isn't from one basically
>>740116795mwee
>>740136815trvth nvke this shitty board is nowhere near ready for. Cast not ye pearls before swine brother.
>>740141840most people believe Hasbro's monster manual is real mythology now. That's were the whole "dragons vs wyvern" debate comes from.
>>740128932What is thisWhy do you have this
>>740118716god damn
>>740120209HEY KRATOS, CHECK IT OUT!I DID SOME SCIENCE TO YOUR WIFE, AND NOW SHE’S ALSO EVERYONE ELSE’S WIFE!YOU’VE GOT AN OPEN WIFE, KRATOS!
>>740119452the afterlife is a mix of different mythologies
>>740143014it's also called >everywhenI shit you not
>>740112931What's gonna be the twist?
>>740137498Notch stole cubes from the jews and they have never forgiven it.
>>740136815
>>740112931SUCCCCCCC
>>740143145The cube is just a front for Yahweh who wants Laufey to dispose of competition
>>740121184kek
>>740115408>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>740131664>elden ring but with a cubeBravo snoy
>>740112931Taking ideas from Taimanim action
Kinda funny how they avoided putting a skeleton inside to avoid hasbro's lawsuit
>>740130730
He represents the mythical square massacre of tienanmen, a chinese folklore legend.
AFUCKINGCUBEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>740113274My chunk will eat you from the inside out pal
>>740128932Look how flat she is...
>>740121582...Isn't that the developers' job to make the character models go where they want to and look at what they're supposed to?Shit, I remember when mocap was just for fighting moves and complex motions like that, now it's every fucking cutscene of two characters standing around and talking to one another needs to be acted out like a hollywood production and the devs just slap a model over it. Pathetic.People really have forgotten how to make video games.
>>740136694That's what makes the sauce so awesome!
>>740119508>My geode must be acknowledged!
Is the sword from some asian legend too? Before I saw the ribbons i kinda expected Excalibur since it has to be removed from a "block"
Focus L.
>>740137498The third dimension is a sin upon existence
When did the brainworms start? Is moving to California the death of your company?
>>740117260
>oi cunt, stay away from my wife's cube
>>740112931>Paying 80 dalloroos for a movieDo snoys really?
>>740112931millennial character design
>>740121089At this point, it's simply blatant money laundering.
>>740145330>living right next door to the cults of google, apple, etcWhat do you think?
>>740121101What religion is Frank the Slime Cube worshipped by? Remember he's in the afterlife of gods.
>>740112931Last week I was organising papers and fetching coffee. Wait til they hear I'm kicking gods' butts and talking... to... a... cube... errrrr... I may leave that part out.
>>740118081>>740119075God I wish I could sniff him
>>740119075Looks like fedslop
So how many pantheon are going to be in this? Just Egyptian or more?
>>740146193I am leaning towards if that is Excalibur, then he is something that got stuck in the lake from which the lady gave King Arthur Excalibur. The sword being stuck in the cube makes me think its the case, with Rue either being the lady herself or maybe Morgana le Fay
>>740143014Is that Quaid?
>>740146328The red dude is apparently a Mongolian Buddhist god of war. This being the afterlife, we will be seeing alot of shit I'd imagine.
imagine seeing your semen floading around in this thing
>>740112931I turned myself into a jelly morty. I'm jelly rick.
>>740146249Suck my dick. Choke on it.
>>740127324Shut the fuck up. The QTEs were the least offensive of that era, and actually worked for the boss fights, and the "Worse combat than NG" bullshit was a bunch of salty faggots who think NG was actually good, but sales and the test of time prove otherwise. The original GOW combat holds up, NG feels like shit. It's not "Old good, new bad," because GOW was always liked by the people who didn't huff their farts.
>Did I just do that? I moved a cube with my fucking mind!?!
>>740121508Kino...
>>740112931A cube? In this economy?
They should have had Ice Cube to voice him
>>740121089OI UE
She will find Kratos' wife there and they'll have a badass fighting moment against Gods.Screencap this.
>>740146481Nah that is just revisionism. Not only was QTE the best way to finish normal enemies off, you were rewarded doing it with either health or magic so you were kinda meant to always do them just like glory kills in Doom 2016/Eternal. OG combat doesn't hold up IMO. Barely because its just so fucking stale halfway through the first game because its one god damn weapon. Blade of Artemis doesn't have a real moveset and honestly felt like shit to use. Barb hammer in the 2nd game, strong as hell especially against a few specific enemy types but also basically no moveset.Also just hated the progression, no way is it possible to fully upgraded everything in the first game and maybe just barely in the 2nd but the balance between the magic was wack. All you need in the first was Poseidon's Rage, upgrade that and the blades and hold for Army and you just roll the game .2nd game, its been a few months now but I think just the Quake and maybe Medusa Gaze for a few annoying enemy types but the magic is super boring to actually use. Having replayed DMC1 and 3 in the last year, those games clear both God of War games. God of War has always sold itself of being cinematic, and having insane scale and its the same these days
>>740117260Lost
>>740116159That quote about idiots thinking they're in good company keeps ringing true.
>>740112931Um, this isn't happening. Did you just *gulp*.. talk ??
they had these things in baldur's gate dark alliance and they were real bastards seems strange to see them turn up outside of a dnd setting
>>740123270>implying millennials are in any position like thislollmaoshit is boomer/gen-x all the day down because they refuse to pass the torchyou will get your joss whedon slop and you will like it
>>740147402They are copyrighted by d&d, they invented it
>>740143248
>>740117260all that mocap just to sayFOCUS F
>>740131331a lost art
>>740116795Nurgle : Shits on the cubeTzeencht :There never was a cube.Khorne : Smashes the cube into pieces.Slaanesh:
Ultimate combo attack leaked image
>>740129309I don't like this cube. It's too smug.. Needs correction
>>740127324>>740146481What if you just like all of them? The combat of DMC and ninja gaiden was complex and took time to master, the combat of god of war was serviceable and fun and had these cinematic setpieces and shit.The point is, that era was so competitive and had so many talented people working to one up each other that nothing we'll ever get now is gonna be anything close to it. Especially not this homogenized post 7th gen game in the particular leftoid DND slop flavor
>>740131664>Elden Cube: Scholar of the First Sine
>>740148263I didn't say I hate the overall product, just the combat gets stale rather quickly. Same issues the newer games have, alot of the effort is spent on spectacle/scale
>>740116795Shocking cube!
>>740133346An actual god tier slime would be fucking Kino. The harsh reality is that the probably did it out laziness OR somehow an actor can't mocap due to injures or something and they went along with something that requires 0 animation.
>>740112931We are the Borg. Lower your standards and surrender your taste. We will add your biological and memetical distinctiveness to our own. Your games will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
>>740116795chaicube on the front page
>>740148410Man this game really would go hard as fuck if you had zero context behind it
which gods are the jelly cube and sword supposed to be?you know that's going to be the twist of it, that they're some gods who got cursed or whatever into those things.. but who?
>>740114609>WE MUST BECOME MORE TRANSLUCENT
>>740140390Demigods get bigger the more powerful they get. When his horse no longer could carry his weight he buffed it with gravity magic so it wouldn't get hurt. It's retarded but it makes sense. He buries the horse under the sand when he does the meteor strike.The horse is named Leonard.
>>740131996footfags are unhinged
>>740116795>Hi! I'm your friendly new compani->Wait, onii-chan?? what are you->No wait! N-nichan!>AH AH AH, YAME- YAMEROOOO~
>>740121089>Having to mocap a cubeNo wonder AAA game development is over-budgeted and poorly managed
>>740148701The ancient diety Flubber
>>740112931Guardians Of The Galaxy did irreparable damage to storytelling as a whole
>>740121089to be fair, acting against empty space aside - you would still want a physical placeholder just so you can save yourself from having to worry about the cube fitting into the existing actors' physical space. you can certainly edit it, but this saves time and allows you to take the mocap 1:1
>>740116795Now someone do an ahegao with the sword in it
>>740114316Sweet Cube Inc
>>740116795Yes, Cube.
>>740120726From what I've seen the combat can get pretty deep for the post-game stuff so I'm sure that'll be cool. I just hate new God Of War for being too scared to get rid of Kratos. It's really cowardly praying on brand loyalty, but these chumps will buy it anyway
>>740119075grifting us, he's a chad. I watched two vids of his, just block and move on he's a piece of shit fratboy
>>740150646For a series with something as ambiguous a name as God Of War it could've been anyone and still made sense. But they are so scared of losing money they literally brought back a guy who killed himself on-screen
>>740136170> turned it into a girlboss fantasy So we're just not allowed playable female characters at all?
>>740150920Not with that shit tier writing and the game mainly being a fucking movie
>>740120726The guy you are talking to is talking about gameplay features and not giving an actual opinion. He's also using motte-and-bailey to justify the dogshit writing that plagues modern gaming.Ignore the shills. Not worth engaging with NPCs.
>>740112931Yo they are making a God of Flubber?
>I just blew that cube with my fucking mouth >Yup, that’s something I do now, blowing cubes that isKino writing only a brave woman could come up with
>>740120991fuck, you got me
>>740112931>You open up the franchise to EVERY SINGLE MYTHOLOGY ever>You can literally have any kind of mythological figure as your companion>You decide to use a generic slime cube from DnD instead
>>740117260>OI HUGHEE YOU FUCKING TURNED YOURSELF INTO A CUBE YOU CUNT
>>740119075>The actual videos are about blabbering pseudo philosophy instead of actually retardmaxxing and starts talking about random ideas like what if cars had propellersdisappointed
>>740121089Why do they need the actual actor to do this? Can't some random intern do this and the actor can voice over it later.
>>740151872>how do acting werk
>>740112931>xbox lost to that
>>740122769its like reading a page of the necronomicon
>>740151725>even being retarded itself is being grifted now
>>740117909why do they all make the same raspy and pressed voice when they talk?
>>740125669how did you animate this without motion capturing?!
>>740136170they've got budget and kino setting but botch everything with modern-day Californian writing
>>740127324fuck the spinning wall of blades
