i keep dying to the fucking salad how do i not do that better
>>740140274Have you tried running?
can you play as a dune yet
>>740140381yes. usually i get raped by a second salad>>740140453no
>>740140274lek i dont think theres a wayit seems a nearly guaranteed run ender unless you get REALLY lucky with a path available to run away from it far enough that it gives upone of the two times i survived it i managed to kite it around behind a drop pod and it took so long to break through it that i was able to dig away
>>740140274Your best option is to use a gun. The rifle in particular is extremely potent, and can unveganize your salad in 2 magazines of fully automatic fire. If you are using the shotgun or pistol, you will need an openish area so that you can climb over the salad and buy time while unloading into it. Obviously, both climbing claws and the jetpack are very useful for avoiding the salad's mouth, but both are subject to loot RNG.I'd suggest loading up the sandbox, giving yourself guns and some different ammo, and get a feel for fighting the salad. The rifle especially needs some practice because of its atrocious recoil on full auto, and the others will need to be reloaded repeatedly in order to deter an angry vegetable bowl which means that fast reloading is an important skill.
>>740140274Get lucky enough to have a gun and a couple backup magazines for it by the time you reach layer 5 and magdump it the moment it gets caught on something until it decides to run away, and/or have one of the fast digging tools like a hand drill or plasma cutter and use it to quickly make an escape path. There's enough hostile shit on layer 5 that taking your time is a death sentence anyways, so you'll want to get to the bottom ASAP while ideally only grabbing whatever's directly in your path on your way down and without hurting yourself.
>>740140274Step 1: Light dynamiteStep 2: Throw lit dynamite at problemStep 3: Run!Mind the mandibles, those can destroy the dynamite before it explodes.
>>740140274does anybody know where can i download this casualties unknown game for free?
>>740141951Both the Steam and itch.io versions are free at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcdws_Lyqrs
When you think about it, Expies being able to use their claws as impromptu lockpicks would make them excellent (if potentially unwilling) thieves. I feel bad imagining them getting rehabilitated, only for some of them to wind up in the criminal underworld and having to assist petty thieves, willingly or otherwise.
>>740145194Little fuckers would be worse than raccoons.>garage broken into again>food stolen>car scrapped and turned into a functioning laser based drill again>Fucking talking rat dogs again
i feel dumb, idk how to fuckin get past the first level lol, i walk a few steps, i fall off and jump into a trap, fall back off the platform or whatever and then end up in another trap and this fluffy fucker dies, literally cartoon type shit, not to mention you can barely see shit even with the flashlight, also whats up with the dying stuff like whimpers and windy esque sounds lol? is this game meant to scare twitter users who cant handle a few words? it feels corny everytime it happens
Hmm yes.Sex with Expy.
If you're reading this Dosh, fuck you for making a video on this.
>>740146103literally who?
real slow hoursreal fucknig dead hours
>>740147042Honestly I would probably be intimidated by an Expie if they put effort into it. A dog rat thing with claws that can dig through rock that's 2/3s of my height wanting to kill me? That shit would be terrifying. Nowhere near as scary as just being near a Dune, but would still put me on edge.
>>740147341There's a very easy solution to the rat dog issue
>>740147662Unfortunately I am a B*ng so I can only write a politely worded letter asking them if they wouldn't mind stopping from disemboweling me, if they're okay with that (this will get me arrested for anti-sawian hate speech).
Fuck Vee!
>>740147750>brit bongHow unfortunate
What if Expies have an avoidant response to any affection coming from a human because it was drilled into them too that if they befriend lab staff, they'll both be killed?
>>740147341given how fragile these fuckers are, you could probably do that grab arm and pin down thing and it'd prob break three of their ribs, maybe an expie with actual body mass would be a threat, but atp why are you letting an expie do bulking
>>740148002depends, are expies super-obedient and subby on command when you tell them you want sex?
>finally find a survivor for the first time>it's a Dune>bribe it with fent to convince it to separate from it's prized bucket of chicken (I was very hungry)I feel like I just stole candy from a baby.
>>740148918You gave fent to a downy
>>740137153very neat, thanks anonwould it be possible to get a version with the back spines, please?
>>740149887>HUD hider doesn't hide part of the bot drop alerthuh, weird
i want expie's yellow knot inside me
Angry chud milky vs lovable expie, it's easy to see which one will end up winning human affection.
>>740150030Canonically teeny weenies
>>740149954what is super earth feeding their sawians?
>>740150870Need to repopulate their army somehow.
>>740150492I'm into tsunderes though.
>>740150870cum
>>740150870they probably would just feed them the bug remains from the E-710 farms just like their citizens already eat which studies* have proven** do not*** promote any growth**** whatsoever.they are simply that size due to the power of managed democracy
>>740148002I figure planetside they'd probably relax into it a little after being initially resistant, given that they're both consigned to pretty much die miserably anyway without company oversight.In the labs though, absolutely. They'd probably be very subdued. Not helped by the fact that their interactions with security and researchers are hardly going to be comfy and enjoyable.
I really hope that the Crystalline Hollow (and the layers right next to it or/and below it) will introduce a vorpal gemstone version of the common stalactite hazard that can (and will) instakill you if you'd somehow wander so deep downwards without any proper head protection.
>>740150030For me its the ventablack Milky cookie more than the beniz - unless the Voyager gets also added into the full release, then I'm 100% gonna milk his purple spiky catnis dry at the first oportunity.
>>740152282>spoileryellow*
>>740145758Sorry sweetie but the dev forbids having any sexual thoughts about the experiments, we can only talk about the myriad of ways you'd wish to kill, mutilate and torture them for now. >>740146536Some minor autistic YT e-celeb who covers '"obscure'" indieslop and Factorio mods IIRC.
>>740152475Fine too I guess…
which sawian would taste the best in a culinary sense, you pervert
>>740152282Creator is too cringe to add cat hitler
>>740152662They're all part human, so probably a bit like porkThe question is would you get Kuru from eating them?
>>740146103No, fuck you. I'm not a furry and i haven't lurked this shithole in years. It would have taken me a lot longer to find out about this game if he hadn't.
>>740152662Is there a crustacean one? If so, probably that one.
>>740153186>I'm not a furryX
>>740140274You buy the fucking shotgun or ar14 from the trader and mag dump it2 full mags + extra for the damage dispersion
>>740152662Chompy or Dune, depends if you like shark or lobster more.
>>740153350There's Dune, Chik, and Shelly if I recall correctly.
>>740152662>spoilerI don't think cannibalism is much better anon.It really depends. Maybe most of the taste will be colored by their yellow blood overpowering anything else such that they all taste the same to an untrained pallate. Thing is, on earth yellow blood is vanadium based and found in sea cucumbers. Vanadium is supposedly tasteless, and looking up what sea cucumber tastes like I see accounts focusing on texture (gelatinous) rather than any weird taste.If that's the case with sawians, my money is on barons: they've got livestock dna in them, baron steak would taste the most familiar to the human palate
>>740147662> How milky babysits expie
>>740158834Company™ would rather throw these things in the gray planet instead of selling them as pets
>>740159213how the hell would you pitch them as pets"hey we created sapient, intelligent life out of a researcher and a bunch of dna we had lying around, wanna buy one?"
>>740153149Probably not. Kuru is contained to a few small nigger tribes in africa, so unless Expie DNA originates from there, their meat should be safe to eat, just like most humans'.
>>740159448sell them as the next evolution step for your common domestic cat and dog
>>740159213Would you really want those assholes as pets?
>>740157515Expies must smell so funny ha haThey like being clean and wearing your clothes but they are also part animal and would like being petted even if they think it's degrading
>TIL this thing exists and that Voyager isn't actualy a catshark like I thought at first How can I stop being a tourist without getting labeled as a paedofork when the dev is half my age, so browsing their Discord is out of the question?If this matters in any way I'll let you know outright that apparently we're both from kartoflisko.
>>740160482download gunsaw which has all the sawians, plus some not appearing / decanonised in casualties
>>740160390Not to mention that they also sweat!
>>740160390i would say that most people would like being petted if it's by someone they love and trust
>>740147341I'd just pick him up and squeeze him like an oversized dog toy
>>740160482ask us for info, check the scav prototype wiki (has a lore page with a lot of info including all the sawian species) and/or just lurk and ask anons here for info
>>740150493>Canonically teeny weenieslyProof? I mean the ex-underaged brat was into Changed and other furshit FotM groomercore slop while making his game, so there's no denying he's most likely a sanctimonious degenerate with a personal secret smut stash. I ask for evidence cuz I need to withess another proglodyte friendly fire moment comparable to what happened with Mauzymice before I'll get in the mood for another round of Kiss My Sister around new years.
>>740140274get a drill and just drill from the top to the bottom of the layer
>>740160482>get bodied by a thornback for the millionth time>"fuck it I'll check the wiki">"huh what's this about gunsaw? there's other games?">play the other games>???profityou can always plead death of the author if someone accuses you of not knowing some uber secret loredrop vaguely alluded to in passing on shitcord by the dev 50 years ago>>740161007>ask us for info >and/or ask anons here for info...so who is "us" here?
>>740161259there was a canon, made by the dev size chart.https://vidya.pics/post/view/131571?search=sawian
>>740161375to be honest i forgot i put the "ask us for info" at the start and wrote the same thing twicei am kind of retarded yes
>>740160360I can fix them
>>740157515Warjenkins PEAK
>>740161259please have this picture for reference to the size chart
>>740160360Yes, I love their assholes I mean these assholes
>>740161375>so who is "us" here?There's like at least 3 different leakers from the dev's furtranny circlcejerk Discord lurking ITT, probably 4 or more if you'd count drawags like Botanics, but he mostly stays on /trash/ and /vp/ more often than on /v/ by the looks of it.Doesn't this mean that both him and CB are zoomers?>who?The dude that drew this and keeps gaslighting me into buying a life-sized Glaceon fuckdoll with his other cheesecake artwork. >>740161401>linkCool beans despite no measurement units for reference, also mind telling who's the unfortunate specimen cursed with #NoBepis, the bandaged one above it and #Bad_Idea?
>>740162617Shelly, Icke, and Dune, in that orderRIP Icke, completely decanonised.I just realised that the Scorpion Sawian starts with a VZ Skorpion in Gunsaw. Funny.
>>740161401it's fake
>>740163373>t. milkydon't feel bad little guy, at least you're not a shelly
>>740152662Icke.
>>740159448Kinda already do that with Pugs, anon.
>>740160360An Expie would be ez to deal with. Pet the critter.A milky would be like having a bratty little prick to put up with 24/7 though and a dune is literally just going to end up as some ghetto pitbull.
>Reach layer 5>Mauled to death So, a proper gun is just required then? The makeshift bolt-action wasn't cutting it.
>>740164126theres other ways, you can find a combat pen and pump yourself full of stims and epinephrine and just dig like a maniac
>>740162578Sex with this post twink death grandpa.
>>740164760>twink deathIt has eyelashes making it obviously a girl?
>>740163373maybe, but I want to believe. it's more fun that wayhttps://files.catbox.moe/juxhis.pngalso picrel's name and profile pic does match what I recall the dev using at the time. not that it'd be impossible to fake, but it's still some attention to detail assuming it was fabricated within the last month
>no patchIt's ogre
>>740165235They are obviously fake, you can know this by the way they look.
>>740163373Its actually not, he posted it in discord and then set the thread on fire during 2025
don't put the shotgun on your belt
>>740152282For me it's *bleeding* milky cookie (from all the rape)
>>740169838giwtwm
>>740169535>Safety >Always off
>>740152662>If you like the taste of goat, Barons.>If rabbits, Ickes (if they were still canon). >If you love shark fins, Chompies.>If you like the taste of crabs, Velvets and Shellies (arachnids taste similar to them when cooked properly)
Anyone else play with the weight gain mod?
Any fics bar Cas:Explored get an update?
>>740169535>>740170740Learned both of these lessons the hard way on my last run. Was my first time getting to the jungle too which sucks because of how fast i died to the very first threat, didn't even get to see much of the layer. Taking just one second too long to pull out your gun is way too much.For me now it's main inventory locked and loaded or bust. Maybe even on hand if i manage myself a headlamp.
man this writing shit is though
>>740150870>filenamekek
>>740171775pyrocinical will make a video on cas:u the second he finds out theres a fat mod for the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcDF_mU10BQ
>>740162617>>740162578>this is also the based lad who made the pure sexo Imp OC Good to know, will you post it to the dev's Discord anytime soon? Also I got a silly request for that one other drawfaqqot who already drawn images of the Milky in bondage gear based on their fan-made model for HellDivers (or anyone else who can into MSPaint at an acceptable level I guess). The main joke of said image request being the Milky meeting with Van Darkholme who's wearing his jabroni outfit and Milky foolishly mistaking him for a pro spelunker of some sorts. >>740173279>f/mShould I know?
>>740165549It's real, since it matches his art style and level of "humor".
telling expie all the fake rumours about games
>>740174998Wasn't he like 14 at the time?
>>740175252When he made the Leapy drawing, maybe. He's 19 now.
>>740175701tall milky
>>740175754macro milkyjust human sized
>>740176072would hug human sized milky.
so they're called milky but i've yet to see any milkers
>>740171775i wanted to after i got familiarized with the game because why would you make the weight gain mod your first experience, but i suck ass at the game
https://poal.me/rin6g5
2 new chasma couriers chapters OUT
>>740176247They're called milkys because they always have milk on them
>>740177010feels like we dont see enough chik content>>740177315you mean 9 and ten? thosev been out a few days, no?
>>740177315You are a liar and a scoundrel
Do you guys think more guns and enemies will be added?Right now I just feel like the guns are purely an anti-salad tool and I don't bother using them on anything else.
>>740179387Yes, the game is missing half it's layerspresumably there will be human enemies with weapons too
>>740177315Whens the expie gonna get plapped
Something fucking terrible is going to happen to Major D-125, isn't it?
are yall excited for tomorrow's update
>>740182421yes
>>740182089I think he's already dead or raped
>>740182089Terrible things happening to expies you say?Do you even need to ask?
first time i get this on a legit run
>>740182089Either dies tragically or has to live through seeing another Expie die in a horrible way, first hand.i'm not a fan of either possibilities
>>740183582Prepare to overshoot your jumps and die like a dog.
>0 PLAYTHROUGHS >0 CASUALTIES TAKEN>5000 EXPIE FANARTS VIEWEDLARPERS: UNKNOWN
>>740185880i just finished a run last night give me a break
>>740182562Every expie is raped until stated otherwise
>>740185880>casualties unknown +17im guilty of quitting early sometimes instead of watching an agonizing death
So I finished reading C:K, where is rape? I was promised rape and there was two fucked up characters finding solace in each other, I was lied to and I won't stand for it.
>>740186861Sounds like your just had a bad sexually charged experience that was kinda forced on you out of your control.
>>740186861Try reversing their gender, see if still looks like wathever you just said.
>>740187273kino desu. Maybe the observer is alright after all.
! DEPTH LEVEL UNSATISFACTORY !! PUNISHMENT PROTOCOL ACTIVE !! PICK UP THE PACE !sounds kino as FUCK
>>740187715Mfw forced to watch my expie pal get their head microwaved because we tried to get to the surface.
>>740187273I swear if you play this game like its Crank it just gets better>Strapping the heart pump to your chest so you can overdose on hard stimulants and mag dump the spider swarms>Then patching yourself up after before the battery fails
>>740187903>pic related...Now I want a Doom mod of these guys.
>"oh boy what kinda fucked up jungle punch will I find today?">it's perfectly healthyhuhthe one issue is the ketchup really, and only because I'd love to store that apart for burgers
>>740188281you can use fluids on recipes even if tehy are mixed in a container with other shit iirc
>>740188281You can still just use it for borgers The crafting takes the liquid with the quality it needs
>>740188281Found a minibarrel with just ice cream once and it was awesome being able to fill a choccy milk jug with it. Ice cream cools you down which can save your brain health if you're hyperthermic from touching a coil or eating purple herbs, and it also is probably good for gaining weight.
>>740187273>piss artistIs it because they bleed yellow, they're drawing Expie?
>>740182089He's gonna be okay. Dr Involuntary (un)celibate won't let another expie dies on his watch, surelly.
>>740188696Ice cream is legit dangerous because 2 scoops drops your body temp to critical lol
>>740188696>"Let's not give up just yet">immediately goes back to horking down ice creamKek
>>740188554>>740188557oh yeah I know, I was just mildly mad I'd have to carry a bowl of soup of the mix and resist sipping on itnot that it matters anymore. got a stroke and now I'm likely fibrilating (can't tell, solarstruck). I've literally no idea what happened. after filling my bowl and taking a couple sips I realized I was in fact stuck in a hole, tried to dig my way up the left wall (also trying to combat hypothermia, icecream while wet is no joke), only thing of note is I got a bit too tired. backtracked to the right, found a patch of clay, decided to start digging away at it, and started getting brain damage lines.I am dumbfounded. how?
>>740189062lol you put yourself into shock by over exerting while hypothermic
what the fuck is this
>>740189268Get out of jail free card. Can only be used in a LRD kit and basically heals everything. Does not work at all if you drink or inject is HAS to be used with the LRD kit
>>740189247maybe that's it. pulled through somehow, I bet it was the ice cream. still stuck in a hole, and with both brian damag and tachycardia to boot>>740188960it's one hell of a drug. do you think the observer likes ice cream?
>>740189268https://scavprototype.wiki.gg/wiki/L.R.D.Serum to refill an LRD, probably one of - if not THE most useful - medical tools in the game. Heals limbs, cures internal bleeding, reduces pain/bleeding/venom, and energizes you for a short time to boot.
>furry gore game>gooner designswhy not make it a porn game at that point? would make more money.
>>740189268it makes the owies go away
>>740189465
>>740189498>these are gooner design for anon
>>740189498>gooner designsSomething you wish to tell the class? Dog fucker.
alright, this is sillythree spikes lined up in a row? fucking observer, give me a break
>>740189719oh come on
>>740189792I mean, if you dont have the supplies to wait and recover some status you need to leave that shithole layer ASAP so you can see the actual damage haha
>>740187273I really love that artist's art even if he's a huge pervert pissfag
>>740189994I'm surprised he hasn't drawn Expie pissing yet, he'd probably be the first one to do it.
>>740189992it's layer one. I should be able to manage, right?tachycardia still comes and goes but at least I'm not having seizures and falling down holes anymore. just a manageable wee bit of brain damage
>>740188281>yogurt and ice cream barrelngl that sounds so fucking good right now
>>740190429Yeah brain damage recovers over time but its ultra fucking slow. It recovers much faster if you are in good status and rest. There is a massive healing speed penalty if you have multiple minor injuries so you need to get rid of those.
>>740190546summer hitting you hard too? I got me some mango sorbet early this week. hits the spot pretty nice in this heat
>>740190735:(
After some testing I've come to the conclusion that a throwaway fluid container is the best solution to spike traps.For whatever reason spikes only empty the liquid and cannot destroy the item. You can even trip a whole line of spike traps in one go. This isn't really necessary since you can use any disposable item, but chucking three glowfruit is wasting 30ml of biochem. That can add up.
>>740191015I mean...i dont really care about floor traps
I wonder if they'll implement an item to reform yourself.
>>740190735Does food getting wet do anything besides making it passively decay faster?
>>740191015Probably something to do with the fact that liquid container condition is based on how much liquid is in them, and that they can't actually decay to the point of breaking, so the spike traps can't destroy them as a result.
>>740191159>protogen expie cyborg with modular partsJust take my money omnissiah
>>740191015literally anything that doesn't get destroyed when its condition reaches 0 works. the dev hasn't quite gotten to the point where they need a physical condition amount and other elements like remaining charge or fill amount to be separate conditions. just carry around an E-PDA instead of an entire fluid container.
>>740191159THOSE ARE NOT EARSSS
>>740191518too bad, they're ears now
>one last seizure for old time's sake>fall down a pit>wake up to massive bleeding everywhere>PUNISHMENT PROTOCOL>run out of bandages, there's a mushplant next to me>lost my lantern and glowfruit, don't notice there's a pit>fall into the layer transition>click next while unconscious>die during the loading screenincredible. didn't know that could happen
>>740191159
>>740191648yeah man ok sure here have a cutie
>>740189568Nta but they ARE designed in an appealing way.>big eyes (induces cuteness response)>cute snout and typical animal atributes commonly seen in anthro furries>more fluffy than the average furry>on top of all that, humanoid-shapedOf course it makes people horny
>>740174386Damn, Expie has hands.
>>740192356your besnouted kind will be furred and i will make a hat out of your pelts
>>740174386expie has had ENOUGH
>>740174386>unblinking>unflinching>wide-eyed >dilated pupilsthe researcher that drugged up that expie fucked up big time
>>740174386this model is gonna break in so many people
>>740192880oh no that I totally understand, it's almost exclusively a western thing to make player characters unappealing, I just think that anon mistook akittu's model in other games for cas:u gameplay
>>740174386there should be a helmet version that covers the eyes, the unblinking unmoving stare kills it for me
Question, is there a rape mod for casualties unknown?and can you combine it with the weight gain mod?
>>740193834not yetNoita has a rape mod I'm sure they'll figure something out eventually
I will mulch evil scientists
>>740193280>>740193612That's just what the Mercenary looks like after a few two many mindwipes, neuro boosters, and experimental implants.
How hard would you need to fuck up in order to make an expy genuinely despise you forever and hostile on sight despite their subby obedient natures?
>>740193834No.What would you rape or be raped by besides other Sawians anyway? I can only think of grabber plants but they just feed you with the weight gain mod.
I honestly wish we had Gunsaw instead
>>740194926dainty, white furred "hands" typed this post.aren't you supposed to be having your sixth daily nap around this time?
>>740195135I wish we had more action oriented fanart instead of bawww, expiegger
>>740194926I don't. the gameplay and setting were kinda boringThis is like Made in Abyss without the pedophilia so it's like a billion times better
>>740161401Which one belongs to Baron, red lizard or the big iron?>>740191648I'm not a fascist chud when I'm horny, also anything that makes me wanna coom is a female.
>>740195210that scug is perpetrating
>>740189653>Dog fucker How did you know that was my favourite porno film starring Linda Lovelace, anon-kun?
>>740195746casualties known be like
>>740195746is he reading him the bible?
>>740195746>>740195886I hope that dog accepts jesus into it's heart before it gets sent to the torture nexus. I believe in Missionary Anon's expertise. He told me he's been the missionary for over a hundred of them, after all or something like that.
>>740195908thy already have a saint
>>740195205bratty milky... requires pet correction
>>740192880>they ARE designed in an appealing wayits because you're supposed to feel bad when they get hurt, big eyes and big features in general trigger a cute response in humans that is tipical of children creatures that need protection, its not rocket science just basic biological response, they are fluffy because they are literal animals and they are humanoid because how the fuck would they hold weapons otherwisefeels like you niggers will try to reach for anything to complain
>>740196637Anon, if you design something cute, it will be able to trigger something in someone, cuteness responses and sexual responses are pretty close in the brain so its not people's fault if an expy subconsciously makes their pp hard>will try to reach for anything to complaincomplain where?? Im not complaining about expies lookin' good
>>740197016>cuteness responses and sexual responses are pretty close
>>740194840mindwiping their spouse would probably do it.but... no fuckup is permanent when youve got mindwipe.
trickshot
Curious, does anyone know if this artist has any gallery they upload their art at?
>>740188768Here's the real important question, do Expies piss yellow? Or do they piss red?
>>740197672NTA but it's actually true and used as one of the theories implying pedophilia is a mental illness or a specific type of brain damage
>>740198268Same artist as this btw.
>>740198268dunno but imagining saxon-ashley rape makes me super hard
>>740198458yeah. foot fetish works the same way, info for feet is stored next to info for the genitals, and sometimes the pleasure signals get mixed up. doesn't mean a foot is the same as a dick, though.
>>740198154>mfw stalactite falls, hits a spider and it falls detonating 3 mines offscreen Some Wiley Coyote shit
do not the experiments
you know im taking a least a 750ml iv bag of this shit or I feel like its wasteful
According to the dev if you get the happy ending expie gets to live in the forest of earth.
>>740198721Carry the barrelSkip leg daySTR maxxingSwole expie is best expie
>>740183582>tfw hunger moodle already going red>find a trader>life saved, methinks>mfw he has thisIn a certain way i do regret it, but at the same time i don't Yes, i starved
>>740198801>going innawoods and encountering an escaped expie (he will claw your eyes out as a trauma response)
>>740198792Someone please put voyager on this
>>740198801Remember these things can self-reproduce btw.
>>740198547and what about trannies, are those stored in the balls
>>740198801I skipped the intro and everything related to lore, is the Company on Earth? Is the planet they're dropped in still within our solar system?
>>740198801wait for real? That looks like Wick's art which would comply>>740199019Yeah and no, the grey planet is FTL away
>>740198801Why would i want that? Its a future earth full of retarded mustache twirling villains. I'd rather just execute everyone in the lab and laugh as the authorities freak out over the fucked up shit they find
>>740199019the company is on earth and its not clear where the grey planet is but its not on the solar system it seems
>>740199003haha sometimes
>>740199065This is also Wick's art
>>740198972> expie finally escapes> he has many babies> years later there is a small tribe of expies hiding and surviving
>>740199240>New mountain dew expieImagine the flavorings
>>740199065yeah wick made it and the dev even posted it
reached the end of the demo for the first time just now :) my joy overwhelms
>>740198458Yeah, both responses are pretty close so it leads to people getting sexual responses from cute things, if they get fully mixed up it leads to pedophilia due to kids triggering both responses at once, if not, then it depends whenever they get off to something cute or not
Anons how can i git gud at this game??
>>740199178surely this is just kissing and there isnt any ambigious happenings we dont see on the front yes?
>>740199582Bro just look at the fucking ground, like just drag the cursor over it. If it says "land mine" dont fucking jump on it i dunno
>>740199582Think to yourself what's the thing that kills you the most, and figure out a plan around it. Rinse and repeat until you master the gaem
>>740198154woah that was sick. i wonder if that could kill a bigger biter instantly.
>>740161401>nearly all of them are just boring rodsBoo
Someone draw this with an Expie instead.Also fuck salads.
>>740200079here you go
can this game stop raping me for 2 minutes
>>740182421Yes.>>740199465The demo will be updated tomorrow with more layers. We all must go back into the caves and bravely go where no expie has gone and died before.
>>740198536same image her trying to assert her manliness by raping a small weak shota
Does anyone have the post story of a Milky getting scritches until he cums?
>>740200262Holy shit kek that's one of the funniest clips i've seen so far. Just incredible, the Observer is absolutely cackling at your misfortune. Would you mind reuploading it but in better quality? If you're using webm for lazys set the size limit to 3.8
>>740199973Where did that homosexual anon find that 13cm average human penis size figure?. Its honestly far too small to be believable.
>>740200506This? It was a very cute and short expie not a milky. Call me crazy but I believe all expies deserve headspike scritches until squeaking shuddering embarrassing clothes-staining orgasm at least once. Ideally regularly to maintain high morale.
They deserve better and they WILL have better.
I love Milkys so much.
>>740200828Me too. It's so sad that they don't reciprocate and are so aloof and distant. Anons, what's the best way to warm a Milky's cold frozen unfeeling heart? Take them to the gun range with a variety of old fashioned firearms?
>>740200525heres a slightly better quality version, funny thing is that i survived that shit and the run is still going
>>740201161I'd buy one a glock and the single pin tool to completely disassemble itglocks are so fuckin neat, I think everyone should disassemble and reassemble one once in their life
>>740201161milkies just take time to warm up to you, and the ones we see in casualties unknown are really stressed. in a less high stakes scenario with more time to get to know you theyd be much warmer
>>740198391They piss yellow, although it tastes like lemonade. Still smells like piss, though.
>>740201567Nta but, exactly like lemonade, or sour and weird? Also would one survive drinking expy piss or would they die?
>You will never speak with a recently liberated expie through the internet and become friends with them only for you to blackmail them with footage from their darkest days in the labs to demand sexual favors
>>740201275Getting launched directly upwards by the landmine just high enough to get shot in the head by the turret like you were a clay pigeon getting PULLed is amazing. I'm glad it didn't disfigure you. Did it actually shoot you? Either way I'm glad you were wearing a helmet for that incredibly valuable 50% damage reduction.
>>740201787Oh you're evil. You're like actual evil. We need to kill motherfuckers like you.
>>740201476I think you'd have a better shot making friends with a Voyager than a Milky. At least Voyager is an asshole with an agenda, Milky is just an asshole for the sake of being one.
>>740201161Milkies are nothing more than adorable pocket dictators that think way too highly of their own intellect. Just pretend to agree with whatever stupid, inane opinion it might have (while sometimes losing arguments on purpose for good measure), and eventually it will start liking you. Sure, it might think itself your superior, but this haughtiness can be minimized by regular, thorough plappings.
>>740201857it barely scratched me ngl
>>740201787I read your post wrong as the expie somehow blackmailing (You) to demand sexual favors from you and I was like damn that's a really kinky expie who really really wants anon's dick pics apparently.
>>740201947Built different.
>>740201672Probably more close to the latter, since experiments seem to have a more doglike palate than anything.
>>740200695>>740200749>>740200791stop trying to hand-rape sawians
>>740202208No.
We are going to start a new program in which we introduce experiments to Santa. Each will be given a present on the first year, then they will told that if they are nice then they will get another the next year, and if they are naughty, they will receive coal. We will then divvy out presents and coal randomly and see what behaviors they exhibit. The results will also be made public to their peers.
>>740202434who gets to dress up as Santa to fuck just one of them once a year to make them crazy having to choose if they believe Santa wants to fuck them or not
>>740202208There is literally nothing wrong with being petted you dumb autistic Milkigger. In fact, it feels good. Like really good, especially when it's from someone you like. Maybe you would know if you weren't such a intolerably arrogant and condescending little brat to literally everyone you've ever met.
Need another drawing request
>>740202561Head boobs, lmao.
I think Milkies just have an inferiority complexThey really like guns because it's a toy that lets them play with something really mechanical but it also protects them. They're super weak so having something that can protect them easily is very appealingso. The optimal solution to rizz up a Milky is to be really buff and promise to take care of them and protect them no matter what
Redpill me on this game.
>>740202814Made In Abyss but sci-fi and you play as a cute furry little guy that yelps in a way that activates all of your "protect the baby/dog" neurons
>>740202708id also be an asshole if my entire species was doomed to have 3 inchers
>>740202868Guy? What if I want to play as a girl?
>>740202883Hey it's not that bad if they bottom
>>7402028833 inches? Feeling generous, are we?
>>740202917imagine frotting with a milky and they get shy from the size difference
>>740202907canonically, they're all herms
>>740202883Think about it like thisTheir all herms that means not only do they have a clit and vagina they also have a prostate and benis to stimulate Do it right and you could easily break their minds during sex, an orgasm 100 times better than super heroine
>>740145407Call Expie Control.
>>740200695You ever think they used shaftbeast genes to make the expies?
>>740202907Impossible. The entire fanbase is disproportionally, intensely homosexual.Watch. The post below mine will be about sucking cock.
>>740201424I got a ruger mk iv. That thing is as fun to disassemble as it is to shoot.>push one (1) button>upper receiver comes off and bcg thing comes out in one fluid motion>easily clean barrel and bcg thing and reassemble in seconds>snaps together with a satisfying clickBest part is it requires no tools
I love sucking cock
/k/ fag, it tracks.
>>740202907You already do
>>740201424All fun and games until your psyched up expie wants to shoot their fun new toy and then having it blow up in their hands not realizing they put it back together wrong
>>740203316>having it blow up in their hands not realizing they put it back together wrongI would never do that.
>>740203212I bet your ass is already lubed up
>>740203316>letting the expie do the brain work
>>740203415Show beans.
>>740203180>the reason why n corp made the expies with low sex drive is because they would metamorph into shaftbeasts if it were any higher
>>740203449>milky that gets off on sticking your shell into his loader so he can shoot hot loads everywhere
>>740203624rozasister...
>>740202907sure! hope you dont mind there futa penis though
>>740203583>
>>740203624Kratos...
>>740203651...what the hell is a shaftbeast?
>>740203595
>>740203709something ungodly and gross that the most depraved furries ever made. expie is not related to this at all just anon fucking around
>>740203474Go away, creep.Fine.
This thread got really gay all of a sudden
>>740203874/k/ has given up on their deerwives and are going after milkies instead
>>740203874> all of a sudden
I love sucking conck
adopting a milky and using him as a calculator
adopting a milky and using him as an onahole
>>740203861Bean Slut.
>>740204012
Adopting a milky and using him as a wash rag
>>740203316I wouldn't trust an Expie with a gun period.
>>740203158sir there is an evil stealth nigga in that image
>>740204062telling him to solve equations while i fuck him in the ass
Forcing milky to remember all trigonometric identities, even the useless ones.
update in 12 hours
>>740204012>Taught my Milkie taxes because he wanted to help and now he's crying at the table
>>740204293she would like that they're freaky like that
so if expies were real what would be their deal? you cant really have one as a pet because they are sapient, would they be more like roomates? im definitely making them pay rent
>>740204012Adopting a bunch of milkys to use them as computers for my space program startup!
>>740204512They probably wouldn't be good roommates, because they're mental cases. This applies for all Sawians, including Milky.
>>740204670sounds like every other roomate/gf i've had
post like youre a 4channer in 27xx, after the expie experiments have gone public, the company got nvked, and there's transport to and from the grey planet set up
>>740204605adopting a bunch of milkys and putting them on ksp
>>740204512They're sapient, but their intelligence is more akin to a high-functioning retard, or maybe a toddler with golden retriever energy. Dunno how they would adapt to society.Of course, Milkies with their high intelligence are the exception. They'd do just fine.
>>740204965I wouldn't call them retarded, they're simply more "emotional." They can read and write complex sentences and describe complex situations and feelings
>>740204512they are eternally immature. at best society will use them for labor and helping around, but they would be a bunch of fuck ups trying to fit in and would rather be under someone since they arent human level intelligence except milky and voyagers
>>740204965 Even free they'd yearn for the mines, or at least hard labor. They've got steroid muscles and can break rocks with their fucking hands.
>>740204512I think everyone needs to remember they're kept in labs for testing and barely given any real education, time and respect.
>>740205092there would 100% be a program to adopt and take care of one
>>740205092An expie seems pretty self-sufficient but best life would be with an outdoorsy kinda person the type who goes for months long backpacking trips seggs is almost certainly gonna happen
>>740205116
>>740204512Rehabilitated and welcomed into society due to public outcry, but sadly I have a hard time seeing them ultimately becoming anything other than second-class citizens once the honeymoon phase was over, relegated to ghettos or Expie reserves on land set aside for them and being exploited for cheap labor while government officials dangle anti-racism and equal rights campaigns like a carrot on a stick for reelection.
how often do you guys make food? every time i kill a wallbiter or a young thornback i turn them into pemmican or soup
>>740204512I think realistically when you boil everything down to basics, they're just normal people like you and I with thoughts, feelings, and hopes and dreams. So yeah (literally) furry roommates.I'm imagining a bored wagie Expie in a McDonalds uniform and it's really cute and sexy. If they came home from work to your shared apartment exhausted and asked (You) to pet them to help them relax and unwind from the stresses of daily wagie life would you accept?
>>740205275god i wish i had an emergency milky bros
I guess one good thing about being an Expie is that you're the majority. There's probably countless amount of them in comparison to the other offshoots.
>>740204965>>740205257Their IQ is at least 90 and they have strong emotional intelligence, they'd work construction warehouse and other menial jobs and love every second of it so long as they can socialize like everyone else and are given headpats at the end of their shift
>>740204512If sawians were real and were ever revealed to the public, they'd get district 9'd so fast your head would spin.Absolutely no government on earth would be able to deal with the herculean humanitarian effort it would take to rehabilitate all of them. That doesn't mean people wouldn't try, but introducing over a hundred thousand unstable tweakers to society will never go cleanly.
>>740205041My bad that was my head canon. I guess they're somewhere near human intellect, just a bit more simple-minded. Also >>740205123Yeah I'm thinking if they're given the chance they'd not be any different than a human.
>>740205441>it becomes socially acceptable to pet an Expie as a form of praisePet 10000 Expies.
>>740205275> tfw no expie roomate to wait to come back home and cuddle with
You think expies could interbreed with humans? They're obviously like 95%- Oh that's why we rape them
>>740204760this is all bullshit to distract us from the epstein files
>>740205220people forget they have low sex drives but not zero, an expie doing this with you is even more minimal than already with there own kind
>>740205479i imagine there would be expie ghettos or smt like that where everyone is tweaking 24/7
>>740204512I'm EXTREMELY glad expies aren't real and never will be because it means they'll never be abused or even know what suffering is or feels like.It's just better this way.
I think you guys are forgetting expies are basically border collies but smarter, give them a warm bed, food and daily exercise and they'd be the happiest little buggers alive, expies in game are all emo because they've only known horrific experimentation and car battery to balls
I want to thank all the anons in this thread for the advice they've been giving. It was enough to finish the demo before tomorrow's update.
>>740205668but id cuddle mine and tell him everythings gonna be ok and give him treats and pets
>>740205685>the crushing reality of being stuck on a hell hole gray planet with no hope of survival gone away with enough soda and ice cream
>>740205707hell yeah, im in my third loop rn and im kinda sad i wont get to die before the update
>>740205260I have never crafted a single food item
>>740205685>expies in game are all emo because they've only known horrific experimentation and car battery to ballsNo, Expies are just genetically emo.
>>740205685>they've only known horrific experimentation and car battery to ballsExcuse me, that is valid and valuable science for the benefit of all mankind that have already produced real and tangible improvements in humanity's health and well-being that you are slandering and I will not stand for it.
>>740205807i've found the cure for depression
>>740205707AAAAAHHH I SEE IT RUUUN IT'S COMING
>>740205668I'm entirely fine with literal subhumans getting holocausted
>>740205260I don't feel like making a campfire for every piece of meat, but I make bread and produce juice in the desert and wasteland.It would probably be better if I did make soup, but I'm already being crushed under the weight of my supplies most of the time. Yet more food isn't what I need.
>>740205930Agreed. Voyagers are the only companions humanity needs. The rest are inferior, unnecessary, and a waste of time, resources, and effort.
>>740206080>both a dog and a catIt's like having two pets in one.
>>740205930The Expedition never happened but they would've deserved it
>>740205512A good comparison are the yinglets from out of placers. Yinglets with proper education and care speak just like normal people about complex topics, while street yinglets are basically feral animals. All of that goes beyond their alien bizarre sex biology bullshit. It's about material conditions and their social/economical realitiesbasically you literally need to stop being racist
>>740205865What does this experiment even achieve.
>>740206052heres a cool trick, you can turn poop into 3x charcoal (which is enough for a campfire) and they only weigh 0.3 units in total. Literal pocket campfire for any cooking or water purification needs
>>740206303
>>740205521HUG ONE BILLION EXPIES
currently microdosing coffee because this fucker cant digest it
>>740205260I usually keep a leg pouch for food and one of my three main storages for water/excess foodits annoying having to plop down a campfire for things though and imo produce items weigh way too fucking much so I only ever end up cooking if I am holding on to a bunch of flour and have identified a bunch of meat/produce nearby
>>740205195Why would you take anything other than the expie?Literally full retard stats on the other sparkle dogs lol
>>740206303Measuring electrical conductivity. With this test we can link a battery through 20 expies and into life support for their injured friend. This will measure their team spirit
>>740206609i prefer making soup because it doesnt spoil and since its a liquid you can store it in iv bags, which have the best weight ratio for liquids in the game
>>740205041The dev is very hit or miss on how eloquent the sawians are. They seem to speak very well in general and some notes are very well written while others look like they're barely scribbled by a 5 year old
>>740206634I see them as challenge modes, expie will always be the best but playing the same way over and over gets boring so you decide to try out icesheet survival or haunted tundra to see how far you'll go
>>740206607Pouring some out and diluting it with clean water is the best way to do it, same with choco milk (although in that case you're better off pouring the whole thing out and using the massive jug it comes in for other liquids).
>>740206806thats because some of the sawians are just retards like dunes
>>740206806They may very well have been scribbled by a 5 year old
>>740206806It could just be written by a dune, which is extra retarded
>>740206806their intelligence is on par with humansI bet some where raised to never read or write while others where taught to be very eloquent
>>740206885>human like intelligenceThats not really saying much these days is it? Hopefully average polish intelligence at least...
>>740206806easily could've been a literal toddler sawian, remember that the dev said that the company is not past sending underage sawians to the planeton this example he also is suffering from radiation poisoning so he's probably fucked in several ways
>>740205260every run where I craft 600-750mL of soup, it ends up taking space in my inventory untouched besides a sip or two in layer 4. It's not really worth it unless you need to wait-out an injury and don't want to starve, but I think hoarding painkillers, antibiotics, and a splint would be a better, lighter investment. As the other anon mentioned, desert cacti and wasteland giege-fruits (eaten and juiced) keep you happy. I usually end up borderline overweight from all the food you find when you just keep moving
>>740206797I do nutrient bars if there's produce nearby and I have flour, soup if there's meat. Nutrient bars are a little more convenient to store and also don't spoil.
>>740206885theres a pda entry for a journal thats written by what i assume is a milky, and it seems to be very literate
>missed out on yesterday's multiplayer;c;
>>740206974>toddler sawianDO NOT make me think of this anon I don't want to be sad right now
>>740207045i'm but a messenger
>>740207045I'm sorry anon but this is the reality we all must face
got lucky with the world gen and found a charging station merged with a bridge
>>740207045im playing as a 13 year old expie rn and my last run was a 10 year old
>>740207220they're actually fully grown adults by age 10that also may be why they feel so "dumb" or naive now that i think that about, like yeah they are adults but they would still have like half the wisdom humans would have by the time humans are considered fully grown adults
>>740140274>almost at lvl 6 and have 0 grav bags and no shotgunGAY
>>740207045C'mon, what's a bit of cub between friends?
>>740200423>they land in Birmingham
>>740204512They're short cancer-ridden lifespans are tragic. If humanity insisted on applying 18yrs old = adult laws to them then if you were to meet and befriend one as adults they're already nearing the end of their lifespan and will die within the decade despite still seeming so young and full of life just like you.
>>740207362cant we do some selective breeding until we sort out the cancer problem
>>740207362Why did they add the cancer-prone mouse dna? What possible benefits could there be?
>>740202002Yeah that could be a very pervert Expie
>>740207220sawians live 40 years so they are already fully mature by 10
>>740207454they die automatically before becoming old and frail (meaning they don't have to spend extra resources caring for elderly sawians)
>>740207362honest to God if the furbaby problem is anything to go by humans would go extinct opting to adopt expies as oppose to having kids of their own
>>740207579would be totally worth it
>>740207045How old do you think expies are? Think carefully anon! Most of them are tweens
> tfw no cute expie roomate to cuddle and pet
>>740206806Reading notes on the wiki has a huge downside, it doesn't include the distinctive handwritten font styles each note has. >>740206843>>740206872>>740206885I enjoy how you can tell which species of sawian wrote their notes based on their handwriting style and eloquence. 16 INT Milkys love big fancy words that make them sound smart with excellent handwriting skills. Meanwhile 0 INT Dunes write in gruglike chicken scratch. It's clear which species receives a full, intensive, and seemingly comprehensive education.
>>740159982You retard, kuru is from Papua
>>740206885>while others whereSAAAR, you have 9 different imageboards. Go back to them.
>>740207568wouldn't taking care of the elderly or trying to keep them from being affected by age be extremely medically useful for the company to research?
>>740207568Dying slowly over the course of a year or more from tumors consuming your bones and organs and at the end being bedridden for months isn't particularly resource friendly either.
>>740207841begone ESL
THE FUCKING MUSIC IS TOO LOUD
We've been talking about Expies and Milkies so farBut what about Dunes?These things are as dangerous as they are dull. I don't believe there's any hope of integrating them in human society. And the corp recognizes them as such. That's why they sent a lot of them to the Gray Planet - to dispose of them.
>>740207946>n-no uYou're brown.
>>740206080voyager hands typed this post>>740207315i beat the demo today w/ a shotgun and grav bag btw :)
>tfw no cute human roommate to cuddle
>>740207995never lose hope lil guy, i hear they're expanding the program to the whole US to help supply meet demand! youll have a buddy in no time
>>740207875I wouldn't be surprised if the Company is doing cancer treatment research with older sawians, but it's still the company. Radical dangerous treatments are almost certainly the norm.
>>740207973if Dunes get out we're fucked we'd try to kill them all but some would escape and it'd be an analogue horror of them attacking and eating humans while being smart enough to evade extinction
>>740207995>tfw getting humans executed for being cute
>>740206293Some scavs are just naturally more well put together than others. Vizlet didn't receive an education growing up, she was smart enough to go out and learn from the world on her own. It's the same with the patriarchs, none of them received a formal education. They're a genetic clusterfuck of a species, being hyperactive little gremlin monsters is just what a lot of yinglets naturally are. Even with the ones competent enough to receive proper jobs within the enclave you still get some spastics.
>>740208064well maybe treating cancer is more realistic than treating agei mean i guess there's no point with extending potential lifespan to 250 years or something when you can still get cancer and do nothing but cope about it so yeah that makes sense, cancer research would go first
>>740207967Kek agreed. I love the music but yeah I'm eagerly awaiting the 7.0 update tomorrow that will add a proper options settings menu.
>>740201787Anon, you're unbelievably based and cool, dont let anybody else tell you otherwise nor judge you
>>740207973they sent all the dunes to the grey planet. wouldnt be any on earth.>>740208064according to dev on the 'cord, cancer is still around and untreatable for regular ole humans, and a good portion of their sawian experiments are trying to figure out how to treat it & such
>>740206293>human male gets tf'd into female rat thingwhat the fuck
>>740202868>you play as a cute furry little guy that yelps in a way that activates all of your "protect the baby/dog" neuronsNah, it just turns my pleasure neurons up, i want to break the expies up so badly...
>>740208246Kass has had a hard life
What's the difference between saline and ringer's solution.Is there one?
>>740208420I think ringer's solution can give you extra blood when injected, maybe.
>>740205668Even within their own fictional world, they suffer, lol, they arent better off in either worlds
>>740208420They are basically the sameYou cannot craft ringersSaline is better if you are fucked by venom or dehydrated...just remember it increases bleeding
>>740206303Resistance training, to know how much they can handle electricity so we can send them to different jobs based on the results
>>740205549>>740207691>>740207995>>740208107> tfw no expie roomate to wait to come back home and cuddle with> tfw no cute expie roomate to cuddle and pet>tfw no cute human roommate to cuddle>tfw getting humans executed for being cuteSTOP fucking posting this shit IMMEDIATELY I'm goslinging way too hard right now.>>740207973While I would like to give Dunes the benefit of the doubt, I'm still unsure if they could live in society like a normal person or Experiment or Milky. Like what if whenever one of them gets too hungry they lose control and do something bad like eating someones cat or dog, or much worse.I do think they could still be integrated but only into specific roles with designated full-time handlers. For example I think they could be hired (with their handlers) as hunting companions for culling large invasive species, when the job is total invasive species death and you don't give a fuck about pelt quality or even harvesting the meat, I think Dunes would excel at such a task. It kills two birds with one Dune, not only are they performing a good for society and nature, but they're also feeding themselves for free too.I like the idea of Australian rangers and their beloved Dunes who go out and happily mass-murder all the many large invasive animal species on their hell island.
>>740207162It's the little lucky things like that that make life worth living.
>>740205603Make sure to use plenty of protection. If not, you might get cancer as an STD.
>>740206797>iv bags have the best weight ratio for liquids in the gameWait what? Can I get a qrd?
>>740205603Yeah but it's easier to simply artificially insert your semen into them because otherwise you might develop super cancer
>>740208821There's a chart on the wiki.https://scavprototype.wiki.gg/wiki/Fluid_ContainersLiquid containers that aren't canteens have weird weight scaling depending on how full they are. The type of liquid doesn't matter.IV bags are the most efficient, but milk cartons are good as well. Soda cans on the other hand have a poor weight to volume ratio.
ARGGGGGGGH HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT TO BE MY LOGICAL MILKY SELF AAAAAAARRRRGH
>you now have to take off multiple wearables just to change the batteries in your zoom goggles>:(
>break into a milky's pod>sleep>my sawian faceplants right onto the beartrap that white bitch was hidingTOTAL MILKY DEATH
>>740209247I don't like this milky, its smug aura mocks me.
>>740209343
>>740206634>>740209034Milkys being able to craft everything straight out of the drop pod is amazing. And with just a bit more INT xp they'll be able to craft neural boosters very soon too. I think the next update will also add many more craftable items too.I hear you can only play as them after beating the game once so it's like what that other anon said, Milky and Dune are for when you've had your fill playing the game as an Experiment and wanna try something different and potentially easier/harder.
>>740208821thats a blood bag, I'm talking about IV bags, which you can drink from instead of pumping your veins full of soup
>>740209460Evil creature.
>>740207448Yes, if we knew they were suffering. But the Company can't have that happening (nor can the Observer, it needs their lifespans to be short and miserable otherwise they'll become BORING) :^)
>>740209462>4x fatigue drainThats borderline unplayable my dude and anti fun. The game already has full sandbox settings, fucking use them.
>>740209264Update: I bought a pistol and a full mag off that same milkyI magdumped into the milky and proceeded to claw him the rest of the way to deathMy sawian then slit its wrists and had a heart attack(Murder/suicide)/10
>>740209692i dont think those development note ideas are directly going to translate numerically, the dev *does* do playtesting
>>740209706#totalmilkydeath
>>740209264Milky would absolutely call you a moron for not seeing it, too.If you asked him why he didn't warn you he'd say something like>I assumed that something so plainly obvious need not be called out. Clearly I was mistaken.And not even apologize. Fucking bratty Milkys. # # #
>>740209343you just have to remind milkys that they're short
>>740209770They're nicer to other Milkies though.
>>740209739Hey you can beat your meat to whatever you like mang im just saying the other "characters" are shit and the dev/his beta orbiters are retards wasting time on them when hes already sitting on solid gold.
>>740209758go hollowkill milkysdevour their meattake their lootrepeat
>>740209264I think traps in milky pods are just their exit ticket from a miserable existence in the pits...or mutually assured destruction
>>740209868>t. dune
>>740209868you don't even need to go hollow, make a dynamite stick and throw it inside their pod and then run, if you're far away enough your mood won't drop and you'll have free items from the trader's inventory
>>740209851He is forced to change things before.Like making insta perma injuries impossible
>>740209851i hope you find peace because i stopped insulting everyone recently and i have so much more energy.dev's sitting on gold 'cause he made it gold. i think there's more gold to come. maybe i'll be wrong, and ah well it is what it is, but can't you imagine how cool it'd be if i was right?
>>740209803>that expie hip to shoulder ratioWEW
>>740209980Now you know why Milkys are so angry all the time.They're envious.
>>740209980built for thigh jobs
>>740209895what about dunes
>>740209692You vill consoom ze coffee and energy drink
>>740209980Lower center of gravity is advantageous.
>>740210126dune chilling with his moral support waste barrel
>>740188281>Kechup yogurt ice creamHad no idea Canada was still around
>>740188281The real problem is the carbonated water, this shit will taste rancid.
wip i'm making because i have to slop
>>740209979Im always right about everything. The vanilla expie part of this game will be good and all the other shit that gets added will suck because its the devs fetish and not what anyone wants to playSee: lethal company
>>740198801is that supposed to be a dyson sphere?
y/n?
>>740210436>slopi meant to say sleep there fuck
>>740210525Y, but we both take the fent
>>740210436cute
I'm considering on developing an Expie tulpa, should i do it? Also i'd like some fun facts about expies to make him as canon accurate as possible
This thread has got me feeling distinctly anhydrous.
>>740066720I need this.>>740210436oh fuck yes anon, hell yes. their matching shirts are cute, even though though that Milky may disagree. But then that just means they get to go clothes shopping together and try stuff on, cute!!
>>740210525Look at this fool! he thinks he has the power to bargain.
>>740210619No. never fuck with your own head. you live in there. i know more than one person who fucked themselves up by doing that kinda thing.if you're unwilling to be stopped, at least wait till the game is out so the lore won't change after.
>>740205897I hope I find a minibarrel like that someday and fill up a chocolate milk jug with the stuff and not care about hunger or thirst for a very long time.>>740210619I suggest microdosing brainwipe. Daily. Until tulpa is achieved or you forget what a tulpa is.
>>740210785I've always wanted to make a tulpa just to see how it is, something about manifesting a constant audio and visual hallucination through sheer force of will is the type of autism I respect and might be able to prove usefulcan you make a tulpa that exists solely to remember things for you so you can never forget?
>>740210954No, but i'm sure you can fool yourself into believing that.
>>740174386The model is hot but anyone who doesn't use the Michael Jackson model in DaD is a faggot.I don't make the rules.
>>740206303shut up ethics department NIGGER
>>740210907>1ml mindwipethis is enough, by the way.>>740210954tulpa doesnt work like making something thinking in your head, it's more like lying to yourself until you're so sure you have something in your head that your brain fills in the gaps to make that the case. ever read about those people who had strokes and were blind, but couldn't admit it? who thought they could see? same thing.
>>740210189>>740209980>>740209803>>740210046Expie and Milkie facials in porn would go INSANE.
>>740210619NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NODO NOTABORTCANCEL
>>740210436Cute!!! A little bit sad
>>740210436Sleepy milkies need heavy petting corrections.
>>740211565>milky facialsbut you wouldn't be able to see anything against the white fur
>>740210619Do it :)
>>740211739Purely for the hesitant muzzle scrunching and disgust of jizz on their face while the Expie is taking it in absolute, half-lidded stride.
>>740211739>slutty milky walking around covered in cum and nobody can tellH-hot
>>740211739Reminds me of a question posed about Rarity: what if the coat's white because people keep cumming on it?
>>740211705That's how you get scratched. You gotta start really small, really slow, really gentle, considerate, and careful. Building a strong stable foundation of trust and working your way up from there.
>>740210436This picture makes me sadAnon was really excited to get a Milky and help with something greater than himself (sawian rehab and integration) but the milky he adopted isnt too fond of him and now he's starting to wonder if he's even a good fit to be a sawian caretaker and might just return the milky so she can be with someone more capable
>>740210436is there a way to view all of these anywhere
>>740195234big iron, if that brainrot-to-english comment is to be trusted
How does 11 arms even fit on an expie.
