I'm a woman hear me ROAR....meow~
>>740145223I don't get the pic. Do you not mourn warriors?
>>740145401It's le "heckin" quirk chungus reddit humour. You're not meant to think about it you're supposed to see thing and signal correct response
>>740145401there shouldn't be a serious moment etc etc, women stronk
>>740145223>ten years later: REMEMBER THAT ONE CHARACTER GUISE?why do they do this so far down the line?
>>740145223Im sorry GoW fans or whatever this frmachise was, lol.
>>740146559most sane GOWfans left when the nuGOW games became a thing
>>740145401the mom died and went into an afterlife, said afterlife is full of shit that wants to kill you
>>740146934>Gods have their own afterlife>There are other gods in there>They want to kill you>Kill those gods>They go to ANOTHER afterlife >It's just afterlives all the way down
>>740148050so then why not just allow yourself to be killed over and over again in hopes you either land in a "better" afterlife or you just run out of afterlives and loop yourself back around to the "real world"
Here is a 100% accurate prediction for ya'll.>because this is "afterlife of the gods", Athena shows up yet again.>Talks shit about Kratos in Fayes face.>Because men are weak and womyn stronk, Faye fights to defend her insulted husband.>cue Athena boss fight
>>740145223>ywn find a sword wielding enthusiast gf that lives in your home town and not some larper
>>740145401The joke is that they said "rest in peace" but she's neither resting nor in peace. Now laugh.
>>740148453Why draw the line at a larper? It means she's probably into roleplay. That's pretty dope in the bedroom anon
>>740145401I don't really think redditors get the concept of honour and respect in culture.
god of foid
>>740145223this is a yuumi voiceline
>>740145223notice how the artist made her look atractive
>>740145401The joke is kratos got pussified while the pussy got kratosfied
>>740145223The best part is that this is an official mainline game. We are probably 7-8 years out from the next Kratos game
>>740152054We are going to be so fucking old, game development is too long
>>740152054>the next Kratos gamelol, you mean the next God of War Faye game
>>740152079I’ll be turning 40 when it comes out and I will still engage in better man posting
>>740145223>"Your mother is DEAD, boy.">meanwhile she's having whacky adventures with a fucking gelatinous cubejesus christ
>>740145223She's fighting gundams, damn.
>>740145223>man: We must be better men>woman: RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!Why are they like this? Is it because of their period?
>>740152106but will YOU have become a Better Man until then?
>>740152054why would anybody even want another mainline Kratos game from the studio that brought you BETTER MEN?
>>740145223>Aah yes. Grant Turismo 9: The biplane pitstop manager simulatorI don't even play GoW and I hate this game on principle. Its the game you play as spartan fighting greek gods, but you're at yddrasil with your son Loki, but you play as his dead wife fighting chinese demons and meso-american gods in underworld.
>>740145223Why is she drawn off-model?
God that is so gay
>>740152221SHES NOT READY FOR THE GUNDAM HAMMER
>>740150727How does "goodbye mom" work for the joke?The kid should be saying like, "I miss your hugs", and then in the afterlife the mom's crushing a fetus or something
>>740145223Goddamn, that is fucking gay.
>>740152221Goddamn it.
Notice how the comic tries to make this dough-faced hag look attractive lol
>>740145223She looks cute
>>740148276now this sounds based
>>740152839Makes her at least rapeable in art form
>>740148276AKSHYALLYits gonna be Zeus so wymyn so stronk she beat zyus
>>740148276They are more likely to join forces and shit talk kratos together
>>740145223>FOCUS F
>>740152054We must be better men. It's her turn
>>740152927And Ares
>>740145223>the fucking wart
IM WITH HERDON'T FORGET TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS
is therre a pic of her looking angry like this yeti need itfor reasons
>>740153259KEK I had the same idea but with kitchen insteadand a dishwasher instead of washing machine
>>740152968is this the deluxe preorder skin, I preorded the regular edition & got this frank skin
>>740145223Where are nosolabial food?
>>740145223I find it funny that the artist felt the need to draw her younger and more attractive.
>>740145223Why did they have to goon her up? Disguting incels
>>740145935No, God of Dad is a recent game... It came out on the PS4 for chrissakes.
>>740152221Hope she's ready for the cockpit
>>740148276>murdering a bitch for besmirching her hubby's honorToo based for this game
>>740145223Soooooo she's not dead?
>>740152054Ragnarok probably underperformed because they would've given people a hint of a real sequel now instead of this weird filler and the trilogy remakes. And right now people don't seem interested or even enthusiastic about the direction Sony is going, compared to how they were when Ragnarok first came out.
Sorry chuds its goddess of war now
>>740153259Dishes and chores!
>>740148169Thats just the plot of Bleach
>>740145401>man is sad and crying and le woman is le strong and fighting after death heheh slay guuuurl!!! FUCK CHUDS HAIL MARX!! TRANS RIGHTS!!
>>740151954His wife was the god of war of the yotun.
>>740148276This sounds actually cool and therefore its not gonna happen.
>>740159625>some old hag with stick armsjesas
>>740153259
>>740159625lmfao no she wasn't.
>>740153259>Noo you vile mysoginists! Laufey is a stonk independent wahman who beats the patriarchy! How could you sexists do this
>>740153259Ok this is the best one yet kek
>>740159902She literally was. Mortals can't wield the weapons the dwarfs created. And the axe was her weapon of choice to fight Thor.
>>740160221Oh, sorry, I thought you mean in real mythology. I didn't bother playing the game.
>>740148276
>>740153259>no action-comedy focused game about a housewife fighting monsters and demons with a comically oversized spatula so she can get back to her kids and husband she loves
>>740160672>Fights with over sized kitchen implements>Some puzzles require cooking home made lunches she can deliver to her husband with a portal mcguffin>Power ups come in the form of family paraphenalia left lying around, like kids drawings, or husband's gifts. kino
>>740148169Why don't everybody just un-unalive themselves out of the afterlife, like Kratos does Every Fucking Game.
>>740145223
>>740160672>50s housewife gets transferred to a magical land that’s themed like shit around her house>has to fight with various cooking and cleaning utensils. Levels each have a boss that’s based around household chores>starts in the bed room land making beds and fighting stylized bedbugs who look like goons and chomp cigars>final boss is the monster under the bed and when you defeat it the beds get made and you can progress>next is laundry land have to fight lint monsters, starch fiends who are stiff suits that look like mob guys, and static cling sock sock puppets>final boss is possessed laundry machine that you need to feed clothes to exorcise >next is living room land where you need to fight dust bunnies, toy soldiers, and magazine mooks>final level is the kitchen where you have to deal with condiment creeps, spice spectres, and evil mice>final boss is a rival housewife from the TV who has been setting up all of this and the way to defeat her is to put her in the oven and turn her into a roast>when she is defeated it’s revealed to be a dream and depending on how you do and if you complete challenges and collect everything you get a different ending which determines if you did all the chores in the house well and burnt dinner>weapons are various house cartoony cleaning and cooking tools/utensils >health is home and gossip magazinesMake it kind of like Alice and it could be great.
>>740161031>unaliveThis isn’t shit tok you can say die and kill.
>>740150857He meant HEMA girls, who are often fit. Not hambeasts.
>>740148050Faye will be allowed to kill all of the gods in the Everwhen and the only justification she will need is that they are evil for subduing all those poggers spiritanimals.
>>740148050>godsshe wasn´t even close to be godlike in universe.Average warrior with a fancy title. I won´t even lose a single thought why and how she landed there.
>>740162150Irony is wasted on you people, so let me spell this out. I'm intentionally making my argument sound retarded. Because the entire argument is retarded. And so is the plot of the entire game series. Shit's fun, but it's purely ridiculous angst. Hell, if you go watch the first game's opening cutscene on youtube the first thing you see is a suicide warning.
>>740145223That's not what "meanwhile" means
>>740153259>He actually UNIRONICALLY pays for Twitter and asks AI to generate slop for him
>>740160672I'd make it a stealth puzzle game instead of a fighting game and you have to use homemaking skills to bypass and pacify enemies.
>>740162391HEMA is larping however
>>740152645reddit tier response
>>740160589>quip>quip back>quip>fightYou know it won't be as cool as you imagine.
>>740165726Hema is a sport, there are people who larp while practicing hema.Larping without hema is just gay
>>740161031My dream is that "Everywhen" turns out to just be some corner of Hell for pagan demons and the men they've led astray.
