Saturday Zelda girls thread
The earliest I’ve ever been to the Legendary Zelda Girls thread!Starting with Linkle!
Young Fi deserves the world ^_^
malon feet
>>740434623nice. I'm happy nobody started one super fucking early, this is a good time for them to start
Early CDi Zelda in the thread because she’s the most GOOD and best Zelda.
I LOVE RUTO! I WOULD 100% MARRY RUTO IF I COULD! I LOVE HER AND HER BIG HEAD AND HER BRATTY PERSONALITY AND HER WATER ABILITIES AND ZORAS!I LOVE RUTOOOO!!!
Fun Fact: The original context of this picture is that they were seeing the Twilight Princess reveal.For more context, the "bored guys" comparison was Nintendo's 2003 E3 showing (which was pretty rough; their big finale was Pac-Man Vs.) to their 2004 E3 showing. TP's reveal was HUGEYep! It was the IGN Nintendo guys. I'm not 100% sure how staged the photos were but it definitely reflected their opinions (and the general opinion) on those respective E3s. If I could change the guys for 4 Zelda girls I’d have Zelda herself, Tetra, Malon (or Cremia?) and absolutely Midna
>>740434262You just know that she's a hardworking woman
>Series is called Legend of Zelda>We almost never get to play as ZeldaZelda 2 was the first game to have Link’s name as subtitle right? And then there was Link to the Past and Link’s Awakening.
>>740435464Peer Schneider (the first guy with the arm up) has confirmed it was a staged photo after the fact but their reaction wasn't too far off from the pic. The first "bored" pic was a genuine picture though
>>740435684A link between Worlds
bush...
OoT Link marrying every girl because fuck it, he's the Hero, he can do whatever he wants
>>740434262Would you or anyone main Zelda in Smash if she had this alt?
>>740434262How often does OoT Link drink the milk directly from the nipples of her wife Malon?The answer is yes btwhttps://files.catbox.moe/om412m.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/nuxoqb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/boxr2w.jpeg
>>740435935If he likes Malon so much, why he didn't bring Romani and Cremia to Hyrule so he could have THREE Malons all for himself?is he retarded?
>>740435801Gonna need a Zelda girls bush tier list
Imagine the smell of the homeless raggedy clothing.
Sexual Jokes could be made even before Majora’s Mask.
>>7404360385 rupees and you can lick her feet
>>740436123
>>740436026I bet Ashei has the biggest bush of them all
>>740434859>>740434623Oh go fuck yourselves, acting like you don't know what you are doing.This half-assed attempt at a thread with the malon OP is an obvious attempt by a shitter to continue trolling and invite up zelinktranny / malonfag drama.Not even having any discussion point in the OP is just signaling a general and begging for the jannies to delete this thread like they did with the friday zelda girls thread.
>>740435684Skyward Sword Link is so cute
>>740434732
>>740435701Makes sense. Their arms are positioned a little too intentionally for the sake of the lens.
>>740436305would
Anju, my Anju..
Friendly reminder that AI sloppers are not encouraged or welcomed here.
Let's do this.
>>740438121she's so wet
>>740439179What is this, a rolling chart for minish? Well I will roll anyway.
>>740439462Absolutely unacceptable.
Reminder that our resident rulesniggers (examples include >>740436571 >>740439030 ) got thrown off /v/ and into /trash/ today, where their attempt at generalfagging became a scat thread. The Zelinktrannies, being subhuman niggers that only exist to ruin our fun, are also actively keeping their literal shitpost thread alive, because of course they are.
>>740435512me in the boat five seconds after they disembark
>>740439462>>740439597This image probably predates 4k. Just sayin'.
I like the green girl.
Hipster fish
>>740434262looks like shes up to something
>>740436571>zelinktranny / malonfag drama.Get help or get off the internet for 3 days
When are those decompfags going to implement easy scene edits? Decomps and PC ports were supposed to bring about a modding renaissance, but Zelda is still making due with shit like>we added a toggle for automatically dumping rupees that exceed your wallet capacity into the clock town bank! (which was a recomp mod first)Somehow, this is Discord's fault. I can sense it.
My reaction to Medli being pregnant?Immense Joy and Happiness!
There should be a Zelda where Link, Zelda and Ganondorf are reincarnated as siblings, and at the beginning the big brother who is ganondorf is protective and teaches Link how to use the sword, but eventually the three of them ends up filling their roles as the hero, the princess and the villain, and in the end Link is forced to kill his own big brother.
>>740440327You retarded or just pretending not to notice the malonfag bait OP
>>740440792Go back to your scat thread Zelinktranny.
>>740439179>Chill out and fish all dayIdeal but lets see what I get
>>740436123Considering how bad the translation of the time was>"I AM ERROR"I sincerely doubt they meant this in a punny way. "Come inside" sounding dirty was probably pure coincidence.
>>740440848>>740440327Reminder that his thread hit bump limit.zelinktranny won.>>740058275
what if zelda WAS a girl tho?https://x.com/JimSplizzim/status/2063100124515995839
>>740440976>zelinktranny won...the poop eating award. >>740412329
>>740440914>I AM ERRORNot a mistranslation, his name in both languages is Error and the line is him introducing himself.
>>740441184His name was probably supposed to be Errol or something that didn't survive romanization. "Error" is not a name.
>>740434623Linkle!
>>740440405I'm looking forward to SOH/2S2H getting complete mod support more than actual game releases.
>>740441480who the fuck is that short haired bitch
>>740435684>want to fuck TP Zelda>want to fuck TP Link I don't even care that much about the game itself, but its character designs were top tier.
What do you think of Hilda?
>>740436026Sheik has an unkept tomboy bush.
>>740441048Kelk glad mods are tracking down on blatant coomer threads good for them
>>740441352Adult Midna > Imp Midna
>>740435935>her
>>740441619She's Linkle!
>>740441950She a complete bitch and her punishment for all the crap that she done is to live out her days as Ravio's exclusive cum dumpster.It would also secure her royal bloodline so I see that as a win
>>740442314Yes, yesFuck my spelling and all that crap, yadda yadda yaddaWasn't going to delete that post for a small fuck up like that
It annoys me how this thread was made by a shitter yet you morons are still posting in it. I swear to God the thread could say "Im zelinktranny and I love to shit up threads nahaha" and you would STILL post in it. What does it take for you to ignore and not engage with shitters?
>>740442889
>>740441546Eh Reh!
>>740443127I miss Saria so much bros
>>740434262I love fanart that goes for official concept art accuracy. >>740435935What a scumbag Link is, using Malon for her milk... How many hearts does Malon lon milk recover again? Dude has his own personal health factory, and it's alcoholic too so he gets unlimited booze straight from the tap.
>>740443563>I love fanart that goes for official concept art accuracy.
>>740442889I am not playing your schizo games, I am posting zelda girls. I will post zelda girls with zelink schizo, I will post zelda girls with malon schizo, I will post zelda girls with Barry, I will post zelda girls on my own if I must.
>>740443563THAT'S CREMIA YOU MORON
>>740434623>>740441480Linkle is such a stupid name, I will never understand why they didn't just make this is grown up Aryll.
>>740443791because Linkle is not Link's sister, her grandma was OBSESSED with the hero of the prophecy and was convinced that she was the hero reincarnated, which is why she gave her the name "Linkle"
>>740443791She was supposed to be Link's sister, but they didn't want shoplift anything from Aryll out of turn.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145540105
>>740442889Reminder malonfag once said "It's best not to enable this sort of shitposting behavior". Yet if malon is in the OP, he'll autistically bump the thread religiously no matter how shit it is and enable all the shitposters. What a two faced lying faggot.
>>740436571ooohh nooo not the dickpoop schizo
>>740443791Because that conflicts with...with, uh...with the concept of Link having a sister, of course! Yeah, just can't have that happen, sorry.
>>740443061
>>740435925I main Zelda in smash without that alt.
>>740443985Aonuma is such a hack.>"EVERY LINK IS DIFFERENT!">"WAIT, NO! HE ALREADY HAS A SISTER!"
>>740443964And Zelinktrannies will bump literal scat threads. >>740441048 (your people are still keeping it alive btw)Yep, I'm thinking Malonfags are being unfairly slandered by LITERAL taste-of-shit enjoyers.
>>740443985Link has had an uncle only once. Link has had a grandma and sister only once.They only want to use each family dynamic once.
>>740436305She fucks monkeys
>>740444220That's gay. You're gay. I'm going to shove you up your own ass until you cease to exist.
>>740442889You know that tripfag actually made a zelda thread with his trip on, and people were posting in it?
>>740444273I'm not gay, I like loli an unhealthy amount.
>>740435925Malon using magic makes no sense. Give her a pitchfork and a farm-related moveset and it's a deal. If that faggot Sakurai can stop giving Fire Emblem new reps for the time it takes to give us a non Ganon/Zelda/Link LOZ rep.
>>740444338it's not loli, it's hebe you stupid AI slopper
>>740444220He was gonna have a father and sister in BotW. Plus you know, it's thoroughly retarded to limit yourself that way for no creative reason whatsoever.
>>740444424--No Aryll is definitely loli.I'd normally be on your side with the etymological nitpicking, but on this you're just totally wrong.
>>740436445Plowing Nayru while her beta orbiter stands guard and has to listen to her screams of pleasure m
>>740443704Hard to tell the difference when they're doppelgangers.>>740442283Imp Midna is a lust object. True Midna is a regal beauty.
>>740444435I certainly wouldn't call post-N64 Aonuma creative. He burned those juices on MM and became a husk, doomed to forever fumble around and blame the fans for his fuck-ups.
>>740436305SHE PROBABLY SMELLS PRETTY GOOD I THINK
This thread is just going to get deleted again.
>>740443563He isn't using Malon for her milk, after Malon got knocked up with their 1st kid, she kept lactating too much so Link had to step in.Not only it didn't work, now every time Malon does lactate both her and Link get immediately horny and fuck which make her hyperlactation even worsehttps://files.catbox.moe/1szlzj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/174kfs.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/m0dmm9.jpeg
>>740439179Goron rollin
>>740439868That's a child and a grown up
>>740444496define what you think loli is so I can laugh at you
>>740444618Aw, is your janny e-bf taking too long to erase the thread you don't like?
>>740440407Thought she laid eggs
We really can't go one thread without shitposting huh?
>>740444885the thread OP was made by zelinktranny you idiot, what did you think
>>740444804A bastardization of the word lolita, which was originally a book.Lolita also describes a fashion style. While loli typically means little girl, and almost always as an illustration.Lolicon gets used as shorthand for liking that. But if you think this has a concrete meaning like a greek prefix you are retarded.
>>740444986Can't really tell nowadaysI swear to god all of you are the same
>>740445136you are being really autistic if you can't tell what is a legitimate thread and what is a bait thread made to shitpost
>>740444650Do you honestly believe Malon requires impregnation in order to lactate like the cow she is?
The Friday thread was better than this one
>>740444435>retardedWhy? That's honestly a pretty good way to keep things fresh. Otherwise you end up with the incremental "These are the set in stone things we must implement from the previous games to the new game. Only then can we implement new things."
As much as I'd love to have a zelda thread keep going, it's best not to enable this sort of behavior, let it drift into the night. We'll encounter each other again soon enough. Happy trails to all my redheaded farm girl-loving anons.
>>740445498Oh yeah, now it's a party
>>740445438>>740445498Zelinktrannies are literal poop fetishists, they've been shitting up the threads for two months to feel more at home. >>740441048
>>740445538>t. malonfag
>>>/trash/
>>740445538Those aren't zelink fans, they're scatfags, they'd post anything taking a shit and be happy.
>>740445584doesn't take this long to heat up your hot pockets, mods
>>740445245You are talking to a down syndrome diagnosed man so there is your answer
Know the rules newfagsIt's Zelda girls thread, but you're not allowed to post Zelda, Malon, Medli, Aryll, Linkle, Riju, or any other female Zelda girls that might trigger someone. Keep it work safe and post ugly women and men that look like trannys so that we can have an inclusive thread.
>>740445414No, all her being pregnant will do is lactate even more milk than everhttps://files.catbox.moe/qjxt57.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/ipqqtn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/rt7exe.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/hhq3c9.jpg
>>740442889Reminder zelinktranny has been spamming these threads daily to get mods to start deleting it.
>>740445573It's been proven that anti-Malonfags enjoy the taste of feces.>>740445648>n-no, those aren't my xisters!>ignore the zelink they're posting, they're not REAL zelinktrannies like meDefinitive proof that those who post Zelda in the Zelda girls threads are always the worst anons.>>740445939>genuinely maldingOoh, I think a certain tripfag is upset that his pedocord cabal has been outed for being a bunch of turd swallowers!
I like both Malon and Zelda
>>740446019He's just going to post a bunch of scat art of other Zelda girls to 'fight back' against this.You shouldn't even be replying to these niggers, anon.
>>740446019>>740446104Retarded samefag
>>740445939
>>740446250>Retarde->BRRRAAAAAP>w-wait, tp zelda, i need to ask the thread what your poop is like! the thread needs this discussion!Why are Zelinktrannies like this? Why did they spend two months crying about other people shitposting when it turns out that they wanted shit in their mouths?
This is the worst thread yet. Malonfag has completely lost it. He's literally just spamming Zelda shitting to prove a point that doesn't exist. Hope he gets help.
>>740446530 (me)I have a turd in my mouth right now btw :3 Pretending it's Zelda's <3
this thread isn't making it to 200 posts, is it?
>>740436445>*crickets*
>>740446592This thread will hit bump limitwatch
>Always was torn between Malon and Ruto in the context of OOT>Tetra was my favorite in WW>Midna in TPI'm literally Link. Also surprised there's like no art of Malon and Ruto fighting over "their" man.
>>740446615We really need an Oracle of Secrets game
>>740434732love swordsimple as
>>740446592No, just make another one so we can move. Just remember to make the op not Malon or Zelda.
>>740446725The canon size
>>740434262https://files.catbox.moe/zma5yf.png
>>740446707When this thread gets deleted, I'll make a new one with a proper OP. The OP of this thread is retarded. Didn't even have a discussion topic. It's just begging for mods to delete.
>>740446427>spend two months crying about other people shitposting when it turns out that they wanted shit in their mouthsIt's even funnier because ZelinkOP started his entire crusade by framing it as>us wholesome vanilla enjoyers are being unfairly lambasted!only to devolve into this.I knew it was going to happen. No one who talks like that is as normal as they claim to be. But man oh man, the dissonance is comedy gold.
>>740434262I've always been surprised that adult Malon didn't get any official art when literally every other character that ages up did. Wonder if she wasn't a particularly late addition or something. We have Cremia art but I kind of don't count that because Romani is also drawn a bit differently compared to child Malon's official art.
>>740446592>>740446707>>740446824So true, xisters, we'll migrate and make it a REAL Zelda girls thread. We'll get to discuss the series properly, with questions such as>which zelda likes being fucked the most?>which zelda likes being fucked anally the most?>which zelda likes being tickled the most?>which zelda>which zelda>which zelda>which zelda>which ze--is that a picture of malon??? MALONFAG MALONFAG MALONFAG WHY ARE MALONFAGS LIKE THIS MALONFAG WHY DID YOU SAGE MY THREADOh I can't wait for our jannyfriend to purge this thread and make room for our new one! And I will be there, whether you want me to be there or not! :)
Which Zelda girl has the squishiest tummy?
>>740446760more like 2 cannons.
>>740447128Thank you for the example of what Zelinktranny 'discussion' looks like.
>>740446725FACT: prepubescent boys who see Malon's tits will immediately go through puberty in five seconds flat.
>>740447128I know which one has the squishiest ass
>>740447120>>740447128kek
>this entire fucking threadHoly schizo autism
>the undesirables arrived in my absenceIf I could press a button that would kill ~90% of you, I would.
>>740447289>>740447386Zelinksisters, where's the poop?
>>740435339
>>740447412Would you kill me anon?What if I were to tell you that I love you
>>740447453>N-no you m'lady
>>740447386if she is so smart why she always get caught.
>>740447063It'd be too overpowered.
>>740447564Wants to see Ganon.
>>740447616>gets exposed for posting Zelda scat to make ZeLink shippers look bad >g-guess I'll go back to my own personal favorite, ntr!
Are you prepared to evolve your race to new heights?
>>740447614Ingo's so lucky
Funny how you retards will post in these threads no matter how shit it is, if the OP is malon. I swear if the OP was another zelda girl, the thread would have died by now. fucking malonfags
>>740447864>>740447972Zelinktrannies, don't you have a poop thread to be bumping? Get out of our normal thread.
>>740447864>ntr is BAD>>740447902>...unless it's against malon, of courseZelinktrannies are taking pilgrimages to Israel, it seems.
Are you ready to see the OoT girls in FUCKING 4K?>that epic day when the characters models are ripped.
>>740447758Love how SS the only Zelda game where Link and Zelda openly want to fuck each other.
>>740448181Not interested in any remake that isn't Wind Waker.
>>740447972I swear the number of malon posts in a thread has a direct correlation with the amount of shitposting here.
>>740448278Go back to your scat thread, anti-Malonfag.
>>740448221Too bad Zelda sucks in that game, people take the first 30 minutes of that game and assume she has anything of value.
>>740448231I feel like they have WWHD for Switch ready to go and they are just waiting for the right time to shadow drop it.
>>740448370She does have value, which is being Link's baby factory
>>740447972>>740448221>>740448278Actually hilarious seeing the Zelinktrannies run defense now that they've been outed as being bigger degenerates than the people they've been seething at (for two months straight btw)
>>740448493>than the people they've been seething at (for two months straight btw)the only person who cares about this shit is malonfag.
>>740448461Leakers have been saying "WW+TP this year for sure" for 5+ years now, but yeah sure, it's totally going to happen this time.You fucking retard.
>>740448493Erm not really the zelinktranny since I only posted >>740448221 in response to the SS pic of Link and Zelda
>>740448231It won't matter soon. Dusk has proved to be better than any TP remaster nintendo could release now. So when WW is decomped it will get the same treatment.
>>740439179There are some fucking weird scenarios on here.
Please ignore inflammatory posts and post the fine ladies of Hyrule instead.
>>740448738how about wait for a non-shitter thread you enabler?
>>740448628Yeah you're definitely not seething over the Zelink clique being outed as a bunch of shit lickers.
>>740448738There you go! Post a last troons can relate to and they'll calm down!
>>740448798Uh, Zelinktranny threads are the shitter threads though? >>>/trash/83272425
>>740448804are you retarded? that's LITERALLY the malonfag clique being outed as shit lickers. They blatantly lie about not wanting to shitpost while simultaneously enabling all the shitposting.
>>740443985Does everyone at Nintendo eat paint chips with tar dip? How are they so allergic to doing anything interesting?
None of this matters and humanity will never have existed one day you won't care about these arguments when you're dead..... kid
>>740448880>get caught>NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U NO U>p-please ignore our scat thread on /trash/...Why are Zelinktrannies so immature? They like poop, they accuse others of their own moral failings, they spend months ruining Zelda girls threads because a tripfag got raped...
>>740448854Okay Malonfag you can stop showing off your work we all know it's you posting that
>>740449014>"Link? I'm CIA">"Alotta loyalty for a hired sword!"
>>740449125>t. wants to eat malonfag's poopy
>>740449163See? He literally can't stop thinking about poop in his mouth
>wanted a comfy Zelda girls thread to talk about girls and games>it immediately becomes an autists proving ground on who can be the more autistic
>>740439179Ok I'll try it
>>740449234Yeah, Zelinktrannies are really depraved. Laughable that they ever thought themselves to be on the moral high ground.
>>740449251The thread literally has a bait OP you fucking retard.
>all this scat fetish talkI smell a /dbs/cholar here…
>>740449251What a load of crap you faggot. Pretending to care about the thread while egging on the shitposting. Go fuck yourself.
>>740449376>malon is shitpostingBut the scat thread had a Zelda OP before it even got moved to /trash/ tho? I think scat is a lot worse than what the Malonfags are doing. But I suppose the Zelinktrannies desperately need to tell themselves they're better than at least one person in this world.
>>740449376What about this OP, what does this one tell us?>>740404061>>>/trash/83272425
>>740449251>>740449456This is why I hate malonfag so fucking much.Every thread he's like "Hey guys, let's just post and not argue so much", but then he responds to every shitter and enables them like a faggot cause he secretly enjoys shitposting. Give me a break!
>>740449914>malonfagI've only posted Twinrova so far
>>740449914Zelinktranny, you have turds to lick up on /trash/.
>Link returns home to Lon Lon ranch after a long day of delivering Milk around Hyrule >"Man! I sure am hungry! Hope Malon made something good for dinner!">Link removes his sword and shield and hears his wife in the kitchen >"Hey Malon!" He gleefully lets out before walking behind her and enveloping her in his arms>She tries and fails to suppress her giggle and gives him a kiss before telling him to go get the table ready for dinner >"I'm so excited about dinner tonight! I love when you make curry!">"Oh I think you'll be even more excited about dessert...I made it extra spicy...">Link gawks at his wife and she winks at him>"I know how much you love my home made Malon 'mud pies' so I thought tonight I could reward you with a big one since you've been working so hard for me lately" >"A-and what about the kids?">"They're with Grandpa Talon tonight. He knows you and I need a little alone time occasionally so he's watching them. Hope you have a big appetite tonight cause my tummy is already rumbling just from sampling this curry tee hee <3" before letting out a short fart "oops!" "We might need to move dessert up...I really gotta go...">Before she could finish Link was already naked and running towards the bathroom
>>740450210>so anally ravaged that they're writing scat fanfiction just to distract from the zelink scat thread on /trash/Why are Zelinktrannies so pathetic?
>>740450210I think you should kill yourself, anon.>inb4 you are my boogeyman enemyYou should kill yourself, anon.
>>740450068You are not the true malonfag
>>740450303Uhhhh that was written by a Malonfag..it's about Malon
>>740450479But Zelinktrannies are the ones who like eating poop though? >>740404061 >>>/trash/83272425
>>740450517Those are assblasted Malonfags pay attention
This thread is hilarious
Hurry the fuck up mods.
Holy shit, shut up waifuwar fags. Just post some fuckin art.
>the singular malonfag in the world
>>740450696>w-why isn't my janny boyfriend protecting me?!?!Zelinktranny, you deserve the rape you're receiving right now.
>>740450696Don't you get it? Malonfag is a mod's discord kitten.
>>740450561>t. zelinktranny mad that he never got to eat malonfag's poop
>>740450727No you retard wait for a non-shitpost OP thread you enabling faggot.
>>740438690that's a really nice picture
>>740450843>zelinktranny is projecting againHoly shit, the hive got rattled HARD.Malonfag, I KNEEL....
Oh SHIT bitch what it is??? It's fffffffffffuckin' MEDLI son that's what it is ya hear?????
>>740450950>>740450960It's always malon and medli posters who encourage this shitposter. Wait for a real thread you fags
>>740450214Imagine cuddling with her on a cold snow peak night and taking off clothes for more body heat and getting intoxicated by her smell before kissing her which she reciprocates and you spend the whole night in your tent ravaging her
>>740450868But... OP is just a picture of Malon?
>>740451026It's a dogwhistle for shitters you retard. there isn't even a subject in the OP. They WANT the thread to get deleted.
>>740450995vtuberfags are worse than anything else going on here.
>>740451001>waaaaaah everyone should follow my rulesWhy are Zelinktrannies so obsessed with turning the Zelda girls thread into a general?
>>740451073>t. zelinktranny at his bar mitzvah
>>740451079not as bad as the gachafags
Malon is so controversial that just her identity by itself causes meltdowns
unkept farm girl
>>740451085It literally is a general you dumb fuck.
Are people doing this ironically or just pretending to be retarded that this isn't a thread made by a shitposter?
>>740451073Are you really this autistic or is this a little comedy routine you are doing? Most OP's don't title their threads. It is 100% optional.
>>740451254Knowing all the shitposting malon causes, yeah this was done on purpose. And most OP usually say something for discussion.
>>740451315>most OP usually say something for discussionAsking inane questions like "which zelda girl is the most [x]?" to artificially keep a shitty thread alive is generalfaggotry and you should have your throat slit.
>>740451158It's 1 guy losing it
>>740451315This. There was literally nothing wrong with the Friday night but it got nuked anyway. Yet somehow, magically, a blatant shitpost thread made by Malonfag is perfectly fine cause he dresses up as Malon for his discord.
>>740451158And it's all MALONFAG's fault for saging our thread!Yeah, my behavior is MALONFAG's fault. My scat fetish? MALONFAG's fault. Me shitting up the threads for two months? MALONFAG's fault.God, being a Zelinktranny is so hard. Xisters, we need to write more scat fanfiction about Malon as punishment for MALONFAG.
>>740451378So you ARE admitting you are forcing a general malonfag? Finally you show your true colors!
>>740451315Anon... Malon is an extremely important character in one of the most popular (if not THE most popular) Zelda game of all time. Her being the first image in a thread is not a dogwhistle. It's actually just extremely likely given the topic.
>>740451198>>740451426>>740451434Zelinktranny, go eat some poopy out of your princess' asshole.
>>740451431The only person who bothers to be this austistic about this is you, malonfag.Kill yourself.
Something smells fishy
>>740451431You need to look in the mirror
>>740451498Malontranny just can't stop thinking about poop. It's getting disgusting
>>740434262GAT DAM LOOK AT THOSE MILK WAGONS
She looks like she acts inappropriately around heroes of a questionable age
>>740451524>>740451553>>740451596>NOOOOOOOOOO MY HATE CAMPAIGN IS RIGHTEOUS>MALONFAAAAAAAAAAAAGZelinktrannies, go supply your janny e-bfs with pics of your tortured bussies.
There's no way these people are real and not baiters baiting baiters.
God this is why malonfag is the biggest bitch here. "Hey guys let's not enable this behavior" while simultaneously enabling this behavior. At least zelinktranny is forward about being a shitter, not trying to pretend not to care like a bitch!
guess this is as good a place as any to ask, any of you still play BOTW in cemu with zelda's ballad? every download i've grabbed of it (including breaking into that gay discord server to grab the latest UKM compatible download) fucks up her textures like picrel. Any idea why this is happening? i've gone through all of cemu's graphical options, i'm running a modern gpu, pretty much exhausted every single troubleshooting step i can think of including reinstalling the mods over and over and over.
>>740451714>help me jannies, they're being mean and exposing my fetish!Zelinktrannies getting MOGGED by MalonfagGODS?Geez, anything new?>>740451802>At least zelinktranny is forward about being a shitterNo, he's actually trying to cover up his lust for eating shit.
>>740451851That's Hylia's true form.
>YOU WANT TO DO WHAT!!!??? W-W-W-WITH MY P-P-POOOP!!!!?????
>>740444550?Midna is just Midna. She's still going to be a brat even in her normal body.
Reminder earlier this year people used to be civil in these threads and ignored all the shitposters until malonfag started engaging with all of them cause he loves the attention. It's literally all his fault for enabling this shitposting.>>740451719And yeah there have always been shitters in the thread but people used to not fall for the bait until malonfag started biting.
Reminder, playing Epona's song in front of cows makes them produce more milk canonically. All cows.
>>740445727How does one impregnate a deku tree?
>>740452026Shut the fuck up dude. Just shut up about "___fags" and go harass a general on /vg/ or whatever it is you normally do.
>>740447886cursed mineru
>>740452143What happened to not enabling the shitters, malonfag?
>>740452026>civilNah it was always like this though.>t:veteran from the early 2020 era
>>740452026Actually the meltdown started when BASED Malonfag saged a shitty Zelinktranny thread. >>740451431Today marks two days since Zelinktrannies doubled down in their campaign to shit up all Zelda girls threads.Today marks the day that Zelinktrannies were outed as immature poop fetishists.
>>740452192The Zelinktrannies seem to be enabling their own shitty behavior just fine though? They do love poop after all.
>>740452192I didn't say anything about "enabling" anybody. I posted a zora bait image and then you immediately tried to stir up drama with an imaginary namefag.
>>740452121It's best not to ask
>>740452121You don't. That's a Maku tree.
>>740452248>t. malonfagThe only person who keeps bringing this up is malonfag
>>740452297Look, I'll humor you and pretend you aren't shitting up the thread (you clearly are), but regardless, this is so fucking obvious a bait thread and by posting in it, you are enabling the shitters.
>>740452656Fuck off then.
>>740452581>explain who has been shitting up zelda girls threads and why>UHHH ONLY THE PERSON I'VE BEEN MALDING AT for two whole months btw WOULD CARE ABOUT THATYeah, I do think this is a "Zelinktranny" issue, actually.
>>740434262How fertile is this farmgirl?
>>740452248And whose fault is it that the thread went to shit at that time? The shitposters? No, they are always here, and we used to just ignore them. It's malonfag's fault for enabling them. Pretty ironic, considering his statement "it's best not to enable this sort of behavior"!
>zelinktrannies calling for the mods because they have immunity to the rulesNot even subtle, KEKYPOW
>>740452717fertile enough to farm free (You)s from the local schizo
>>740452698You fuck off first you shitposting enabler. this is why people hate you malonfag, you are so two-faced.
>>740452717>How fertile is this farmgirl?Yes
>>740434262
>>740452774>whose fault is it that the thread went to shit at that time?The thread died after BASED MALONFAG saged it.Zelinktrannies don't even know why they're shitting, they just know that there needs to be more poop to shovel into their mouths.
>>740452853>months later
>>740452717100% pregnancy chance
It annoys me the malonfags are pretending this thread wasn't made by a shitter, when it clearly is with the lame OP.
mineru mating press
>>740452826Cute!>>740452815Grim
>I won't stop until you guys can see how annoying that ritual posting attention whoring malonfag is >See how annoying this is? >Gonna keep at it until everyone sees how annoying this is Looks like the Zelinktrannies became what they hated most.
>>740453167They wish they were Malonfags. Instead they're a bunch of insecure scat fetishists KEK
>>740441480Cutest Zelda is Echoes of Wisdom, the shitty toy soldier art style does her no favors.
I swear the thread OP could say "please shitpost here", and we'd still get autists defending the thread.Dont't engage with shitters. Don't post in shitpost threads. Wait for a proper thread!
>>740441950Massively underutilized
So who are the best posters in the zelda girl threads? the ones that always stay on topic and don't engage with shitposters.
>>740453352The scat fetishists! Zeldasisters, back me up here <3
>state of this threadNot particularly surprised, given that the OP seems to be slop. Though that may just an unfortunate choice.>>740452248I almost want to apologize for even making that post, given that the meltdown has been nonstop for months now. Just wanted to say goodnight. But it seems like it could've been literally any trigger, it's so nonsensical.>>74045271710 kids, minimum.
>>740453246>she's so cute if you ignore the game she's fromWeren't the anti-Malonfags crying over Malonfag not liking Zelda?Seems like they became what they hated most.
>>740453438WHAT HAPPENED to not engaging with the shitposters you fucking hypocrite what do you think you are currently doing?
>>740453489Finally, a valid complaint.
>>740453339Holy sex
>>740453531What happened to hating shitters, Zelinktranny? Why do Zelinktrannies hate shitters so much if they love jerking off to literal shit?
>>740441950I'd care more if she wasn't just blatantly a palette swap.
>>740453584They don't have an answer for this, only deflection and talking about Malonfag. Typical Zelinktranny fail.
This is what happens to Zelda girl threads without the protection of the triforce
>>740439179rollan
>>740452717She helped make this hunk. Her genes are superior.
Posting Zelda
>>740440407Should've had a pear on link's head and a seagull flying away in the distance.
>>740453708More like it's what happens when you start a purity crisis while secretly being attracted to scat lmao
>>740453438BUILT FOR ___
>>740454004BIGHEROCOCK(as are all women in Hyrule)
>>740453658In fairness, that's kind of the point with the whole Hyrule-Lorule thing. But even disregarding that, I just don't care much about Hilda. I'm rather surprised at just how much some people seem to give a shit about her, but then I was never that much into goth girls and she's just goth Zelda. And already Zeldas tend to be on the lower tiers in this franchise, anyway. The good ones are Tetra, ST Zelda, and...I dunno. Smash Ultimate's form gets points for moe.
>>740454004A long, happy life together after coming home from adventure. With endless plaps leading to a large family.
I'm not taking the bait
We're going to wrap this thread up fast enough to have a Saturday Evening Zelda Girls Thread
>>740452717You'd better think about it before you stick it in without a condom because she WILL get pregnant if you cum inside her and she WILL leglock you.
>>740439179I might draw her
>>740454413Why is Link naked
>>740454165Cremia is a /ss/. No arguments.
>>740454169>that's kind of the point with the whole Hyrule-Lorule thing.Yes, but at the same time there have been plenty of doppelgangers with more identity than "now their hair is purple"If I'm allowed to bring it up, look at Shadow. People think he's so different from Sonic, they question how Amy ever could have mistook the two.
>>740454505Ganon pulled an epic prank
>>740454505Speedrunner Link trying to kill Ganondorf in a minimalist run.
>>740447886stupid sexy dragon goat woman creature
>>740454634Maybe it's just me but Hilda doesn't look anything like Zelda
>>740454505Ganon is luring him to a secret spot
>>740454169I've long accepted that this will never happen so long as the current management lives, but I wish ALTTP/OOT-style Zelda and Open Air Zelda weren't mutually exclusive. If Nintendo felt so boxed-in by the franchise as it existed pre-BOTW, they should've made a sister series for the original formula and have it take place in Lorule.The only distinct-from-Hyrule lore Lorule really has is "we vaporized the Triforce and that was a really bad idea" and that gets undone at the end of the game. It's functionally as blank a slate as BOTW, they could do anything there.
>>740454921>they should've made a sister seriesSorry, the only sister allowed in the series is Aryll. No other sisters allowed.
>>740454302BASED>>740454086Also based
>>740454413I genuinely like the art that shows Link and Ganondorf as kind of more friendly rivals. Wouldn't mind seeing that dynamic in a game even if Ganondorf had to inevitably turn evil at the end. Something like Groose or a slightly less dickish Gary Oak could be cool.
>>740446763I'd look like that if my boobs were smaller
>>740454880You must have some kinda cognitive dissonance going on then. They are 97% the same. Just coloration and some minor hair details.
>>740455150Different hair style Different faceDifferent clothes
>>740455034>Link and Ganondorf as kind of more friendly rivals. Wouldn't mind seeing that dynamic in a gameWe DID get to see that, and he was the best part of his abysmally fucking shit game of origin. Although I do like Fi, but that's a whole other can of worms.Fuji is just a massive faggot and refuses to do it again.
>>740455207Both sex
>>740454634Hence why I find her exceedingly mid as a character. There was the whole "I did what I had to do" angle for when she turned out to be the villain, but it still wasn't much. But I guess some people just wanna fuck her that bad.>>740454921I could see the spin-off angle happening, but gotta sell me on the premise.
>>740455150Pubic hair styles?
>>740439179Rolling
>>740455207>Different hair styleYeah I mentioned that. Bangs vs longer sidelocks. Negligible.>Different faceIt's literally the same face. Makeup must work miracles against your male ape brain.>Different clothesWe're talking about the difference between elbow gloves and bangles. WHOOP-DEE-DOO
>>740455248Yeah I know I mean like, actual Ganondorf though. Groose was fun as fuck for his own character but it'd be cool to just see straight up Ganondorf and Link getting along for a while.>SpoilerI actually found Fi's autism endearing. I'd say I ended up beating Skyward Sword like 80% for Groose and 20% for Fi.
>>740455034>Wouldn't mind seeing that dynamic in a game even if Ganondorf had to inevitably turn evil at the end.I found pic related on gelbooru, which was made when BOTW was revealed and the title was not yet revealed, and like the idea that Ganondorf was Link's combat teacher and due to destiny, would probably have to put him down.
God, I want to have sex with the Maku Tree in the past.
>>740455710imagine the rootjobs
>>740455438Hilda owes Link sex
>>740453438You know what I just realized? Malonfag would have NEVER saged that thread if it had a Malon OP. Malonfag secretly wants to kill the zelda girls thread and start up malon threads in their place.Remember he tried forcing "Thursday Malon threads". He clearly doesn't care about Zelda girls apart from Malon (which makes sense as he is a tourist who only played Ocarina of Time, and Majora's Mask). He's been seen whining when people post too much zelda and cries for more malon posting I said no lies.
>>740455681Every time she's in heat she shits out hundreds of eggs all over the bed and you
>>740455787remember on zelda's 40th anniversary we had 4 threads hit post and image limit? good times. What happened to having comfy threads like this?
>>740455454I'm of the belief that Groose is the first incarnation of Ganondorf.>red hair>yellow eyes>strong, but not particularly smart or especially brave>darker complexion than link and zeldaAnd most importantly, he develops an interest in machinery/engineering after he goes to the surface. Where is all the ancient technology (fucking hell Fuji please come up with a new idea) on the surface? The DESERT.Again, he's not LITERALLY Ganondorf, but he's the closest thing we've ever gotten to a good Gerudo King. Although this does come with the implication that Hylia did jack fucking squat to protect Groose's bloodline from being infested by Demise's hate despite him being vital to stopping the Imprisoned from eating her alive, but Hylia is a shit character anyways.
You know what I've had itI'm going to say the m word.
>>740455869>What happened to having comfy threads like this?I've been saying this over and over. They went to shit once malonfag started arguing with the shitposters because he hates princess zelda.
>>740455879I mean it's very, very strongly implied he started the Gerudo. I tend to think that Demise basically hijacked his bloodline because Fujibanagasakinintendo didn't like that Groose was actually a fun and engaging character. He seems to hate those.
>>740456021ANON DON'T DO IT, HYLIA'S GONNA FREAK
>>740456021Mario is coming...
>>740456045You fags would post in a zelda girls thread even if zelinktranny put his trip on and posted zelink.
>>740456045Princess Zelda owes me five dollars and refuses to pay me back.
So what was nabooru going to reward us with? shes talks about it twice from the little we see of her.
>>740455787>Remember he tried forcing "Thursday Malon threads".Honestly that's the most damning evidence that malon posters are shitposters. They were outright bragging about those threads.
>>740456079>>740456090MELON
>>740456205A copy of Skyward Sword, of course.
>>740453883Good lord
>>740456281
>>740456205A while back an anon went through the Japanese text of OOT and determined it was both overtly sexual and that Nabooru intended to do it while Link was still a kid. Like, according to him the tense she used explicitly implied it was something she wanted to do with him at the time and not when he got older.
Rubbing noses with Nabooru
>>740456569Cute
>>740456569wtf i love the yiga clan now???
>>740434262>shitty AI slop in thread OPWhy hasn't anyone called this shit out yet? Fuck off. This is why zelda fanartists are deleting all their art off the internet
>>740456619
>>740456569>>740456615This implies that the mask magically hides the Yiga's features.For a clan of demon worshipping jackasses, it's actually quite smart. Good for espionage, how can people identify your giant evil ninja tits if no one can see them?
>>740456868All my rupees...
>>740456868Gorons are so lucky
Name one Zelda game where Princess Zelda isn't the best girl. You can't.
>>740457001Kirby Super Star Ultra.
>>740456387>>740456529PS:MARIO IS A NIGGER
>>740457001Tingle's rosy rupeeland
>>740457185Fuck more evil women
>>740457115Who WAS the best girl in that game? (picture unrelated)
>>740457231
I miss her so much.
So why was the friday thread deleted again?
Just finished a run of Minish Cap last night. Goddamn such a great game.Peak 2D Zelda.
>>740457475Man BOTW Twink couldn't handle Midna.
>skyward sword and the hyrule historia is made to EXPLAIN EVERYTHING>ganondorf's origin is...a giant demonigger is so fucking mad at link and hylia that more niggers like him will forever spawn in an eternal attempt to unknowingly avenge him>ganondorf's evil moms that presumably raised him to be evil and set him up on his campaign of bloodshed and conquest are subsequently buried, never to be relevant again>totk brings twinrova back...except not really, fuck youNot gonna lie, guys, I'm kinda fucking sick of Skyward Sword being plastered over everything the series does nowadays.
>>740457768Too true. He had to be brutalized by the Master Sword to even wield it and it even then it needed recharges when he held it.
>>740457768He's cute
>>740458110(You) are cute.
>>740457918SS was effectively a soft reboot of the franchise and it's really annoying and also kind of weird considering how poorly-received that game was and still continues to be. The actual golden goddesses almost never get mentioned now either, Echoes of Wisdom actually broke that trend and you'll note it wasn't worked on by Fujibayashi. It feels like as soon as he got his hands on a mainline Zelda game he decided to rework the whole series around his own vision.
>>740457943>Sword chooses worthy masters>Literally kills nuLinkThe triforce of courage has fallen so far.
All this shitposting and "waifu wars" made me curious what happened.This is the thread that started it all:https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736439101A normal comfy Saturday Zelda Girls thread, then Zelinktranny appears for the first time in months with his trip on and posts this: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736439101/#q736471014Then the thread devolves into Zelink shitposting that dies down overnight.Finally malonfag posts his infamous sage here:https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736439101/#q736477165Zelinktranny throws a huge melty and shits up the Malon thread next Wednesday in retaliation. Malonfag fights back and flamewars and waifuwars started up.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736638934So in conclusion, zelinktranny throws a melty that his thread got saged, and malonfag is a retard for engaging with him, despite saying he wouldn't. Malonfag is also not innocent in this as he tried forcing Malon threads despite knowing it would risk mods starting to delete threads just because he didn't like any Zelda Girl threads that had Princess Zelda in it.
>>740457480Mods said it was a general
>>740457501>Damn, Zelda's pussy has him in a coma. Wish I could do that.
I don't know what's worse, BotW seething or Skyward Sword seething.
>>740458704BotW fans are literal fucking trannies who ruined the series
>>740457269Hey Tinger, it's me Pinger
>>740453708>he doesn't know about the true power of the Triforce
Harem Silks
>>740456909>>740456950This is AI you plebs >>740456868
>>740459154More like Power of the Titforce.
>>740458704Zelda girls seething
>>740459298nice try malonfag
>>740459297Ah yes the true power of the Triforce
>>740459287Oh no! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!
>>740459346But I am also the Zelink guy right?
>>740438690I just played OoT and MM for the first time these past weeks after never touching Zelda before. God this quest made me so sad. Great pic.
>>740459390AI boom was the worse thing to happen to fanart. So many of my favorite japanese artists deleted their accounts to move to some site hosted in china or japan or stopped uploading art altogether cause AI genning faggots would make training models off their style, which was then used by jeets to pump out slop patroens or sell merchandise from china with their art on it.And you fags have no standards so you continue to support this garbage.
>>740459365Goddess Power is stored in the breasts.
AI is good
>>740459553>that Zelda youtuber who was seething about Mipha "grooming" young Link.
>>740459505Does that explain her N64 model being stacked?
>>740459453They stopped uploading art because it's way easier for them to just gen stuff they want to see instead of drawing.Artists do it for their own sake. Now that doing so is even easier than writing a 4chan post, there's not much reason for them to draw manually. If you want more art you should create it the way they are, using modern tools, tailored to your own personal preferences.
>>740459839New theory unlocked.
>>740459932>They stopped uploading art because it's way easier for them to just gen stuff they want to see instead of drawing.This is the stupidest take I've seen here. No surprise a pleb like you supports AI slop.
>>740459596AI can save this thread with one weird trick.
>>740459969fuck off malonfag
If the Ocarina remake is real and they made Ruto ugly it will be my personal 9/11
Why does Malon have more fanart than Cremia even though most of said fanart is more accurate to Cremia than Malon?
Fuck off malon posters.
>>740460006Holy sex
>>740459969https://files.catbox.moe/7prh4f.mp4
>>740460031Quit jumping at shadows, this is Nintendo not Sony.
>>740460040Tell me which one this is, Cremia or Malon. The answer may surprise you.
>>740460031Nintendo won't make Ruto ugly, they still make attractive women even in their most recent games. The more likely thing is them doing stuff like giving her tit flaps again or making Nabooru's dialogue less overt.
>Peatrice>i am forgotten..reminder that she is also Canon
>>740439179Ja Mon
Weird, I thought this thread was gonna get deleted.
>>740460148She has tits, therefore she's Cremia.
>>740460006A princess and a dirty farm girl doing lewd things?!More please.
>>740459969keep posting malonchad
>>740460245It will be archived soon
She's bad and knows it
>>740460132So glad he made a sequel.
>>740460214She nothing more than a 'hit it and quit it' girl
>>740460214Unpopular opinion, but I HATED Skyward Sword version of Zelda. Peatrice was a blessing.
>>740460215>This transformation is serious, there is no coming back from it. For real.>You are a dragon forever and experience ego death, you can never be a human again.>Becomes human again.Zelda is so afraid of consequences. Just like BOTW couldn't commit to Zelda being gone, TOTK did it again but even worse. No one can criticize TP Zelda coming back in that game after the shit nuZelda pulled twice.
>>740460014>Thinks that's MalonTourist. I'm not playing your retard autist games.
>>740459768I don't see how it's grooming considering she kept all her feelings to herself and never tried to lead Link in any way.
>>740460285
Just got back from community day. I hope the shitposter got it all out of his system. Never stop loving redheaded farm girls.>>740460006Very cute, despite the slop.>>740460040I believe Malon is from the more popular game. I love all redheaded farm girls equally.>>740460148That is Cremia. The Romani Ranch milk bottle is a dead giveaway.
>>740460325Young Link better watch out!
>>740460215The perfect woman...
>>740460132Mmm.....delicious.
Fish.
>>740460606Tits full of milk.Head empty.
I'M POSTING MALONI'M POSTING SLOPLOCK ME UPI JUST WON'T STOP[cowbell solo]
>>740460473
>>740460390The second I got the geoglyph talking about draconification, I instantly knew>zelda is the light dragon>demise was going to become a dragon at the end of his fight>zelda was going to bullshit her way into becoming human againThis was the day TOTK leaked, so I had no spoilers when I came to these conclusions. It was that fucking obvious.>Zelda is so afraid of consequencesIndeed.
>>740460646
>>740460646That's a squid you dummy.
>>740441352ough time to fuck
>>740439179I can't believe these threads are still happening.
Hey we hit bump limit before the mods had a chance to 404 the thread
>>740460832And still popular. We're gonna have two tonight
>>740460448>It's okay when malonfag attention whores and ritualposts
>>740460786Yeah, but I'm racist.
>>740460875>>740460951Nah, I'll fill it with Malonfag and Zelinktranny posting. Generalshitters (You) deserve it.
>>740460951Everyone's allowed to attentionwhore and ritualpost anon, there's no cops here.
>>740460968Okay
>>740460968Mods, kill this homosexual.
>>740460745Imagine if she stayed a dragon, that would be really impactful and give the game a somber feeling every time you play... but due to skyward sword turning everything into bullshit reincarnation wank, that couldn't be allowed to happen, it would break the universe. You always must have a Zelda, a Link, and a Ganondorf... I think the effort to "get away" from old Zelda ended up putting the series into a deeper corner.
>>740460875Zelda girl threads only survive when the OP is malon as the autistic regulars keep bumping the thread on page 10. Watch the next Op be Zelda and the thread dies sub 100 posts.
>>740461067>there are no cops hereFREEZE SCUMBAGYOU ARE UNDER ARREST
>>740460448Kill yourself malonfag
>>740461109This is the only thing people like about Malon
>>740461105Why would they? I generated a lot of good engagement in this thread. They'll thank me when I act like a total fag in your forced general and reply to myself as both a Zeldafag and a Malonfag for 500 posts.If it's okay when >>740461113 >>740461229 does it, then I'll do it too.
>>740461109It's not even that deep, it doesn't have to do with lore. the general audience just wants puddle-deep stories with tidy endings so of course the bad thing has to be reversed at the end so everyone can smile.
>>740460448Okay I gave you the benefit of the doubt but now you are clearly doing this to stir up more stupid drama and waifufaggotry.
So wait, Malonfag and ZeLinktranny never existed? It was all just some schizo mad that we make a lot of threads?
I am currently thinking about human-rito rituals.just incase anybody was wondering
>>740461268You mean the beauty and the two BIG FAT MILK FILLED BREASTS?Yeah people do tend to like that sort of thing.
>>740461406Read the lore here newfag>>740458602
>>740461406Nice try, Malonfag.>>740461490Nice try, Zelinktranny.
>>740460448WTF is community day
>>740461161I like to believe that Purah's experiments on herself also revitalized her womb to be fertile as fuckhttps://files.catbox.moe/5auar5.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/8kow3g.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/ntxsis.png
CORN
>>740458602>Random Wednesday Malon thread I made is part of the lore. Nice
>>740461490>the lore>2 months ago
>>740461675Has no one taught her how to eat corn?
Forgot about the thread this week.Hope yall liked it.
>>740444149>we want playable Zelda >here's a game with a reused engine from 2019, you play as Zelda who plays just as Link wouldI fucking hate Nintendo I HATE THEM
>>740461839Yep, two months ago to the day, that's how long Zelda hasn't been able to have a normal waifu thread because of these fucking niggers that the mods just let run around.>heh well it's because malonfag/zelinktranny is actuallyMODERATORS SUCK ONE BILLION MEGACOCKS PER FUCKOSECOND
>>740461909God I want to impregnate Nayru and make Ralph raise my kid
>>740462023Reminder this would all end if malonfag would stop attention whoring but he can't help himself being a collasal faggot>>740460448>>740453438
>>740462204TWO BILLION, EVEN
>>740462009Link's fuck toy
>>740460156I'm a little annoyed they never went that route, infact, I'm very annoyed they went the old Disney princess everything worked out route.I was quite taken aback when I thought Zelda had sacrificed her humanity and sapience for the greater good, I actually shed a tear Then I beat the game and lol nope, there was never any actual sacrifices or stakes.
>>740435464big if true
>>740460006wtf my dick hard??
>>740462279Ended the same way too.>BOTWZelda: "Come on everyone, let's work together for Hyrule!">TOTKZelda: "Come on everyone, let's work together for Hyrule!"
>>740462279True, they have an entire timeline branch where the Hero of Time is killed by Ganon.
>>740460132mossyfroot does amazing work.
>>740462475The OoT remake will expand on this and we'll have time cops like ff7
>>740460006NO, STOPZELDATRANNY, YOU FUCKING-...M-MALONFAG, EAT MY...S-SH...
>>740462531I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion, but I genuinely hope the oot remake deviates biggly from the original, we already got a relatively faithful remake, I want shit to get weird.
>>740462632Same. I hope it's more of a reimagining than a straight remake
>>740462531Or Zelda will rewind time Majora's Mask style with the Ocarina.>Link was destined to lose, Zelda breaks the rules using the Ocarina of Time to save him.
There aren't a whole lot of games I look forward to these days so I pretty much only come to /v/ for the odd saturday zelda girls thread. I was really happy to discover them because you would get a lot of legit zelda talk (the girls are a plus). There isn't enough traffic to keep /lozg/ alive so it's the best thing going. It's been disheartening to see the threads consumed by cringe forced drama by one or maybe two unfunny trolls. The posts aren't amusing enough to bother reading so I'm just skimming the thread for the odd good pic.
>>740462632I don't even see a need. Just make a new Zelda in that same style. Not like every Zelda isn't effectively its own reboot anyways. Timeline be damned, ignore all of it.
>>740462710The hero of time was legit useless and had both ALTTP Link and TP Link clean up after him.
>>740462716>one or maybe two unfunny trolls.>only one or twoAre you fucking retarded?
>>740462716I'm sorry anon, having weekly threads was enough to incentivize people acting retarded for (You)'s. It's a damning microcosm of the state of the current state of /v/.
>>740462475>>740462632Can a lorechud share his autistic spiel on how he thinks this specific scenario could work? https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/738574752/
>>740462831maybe a valid use of ai in art is to fix decent pictures ruined by retard brained gargantuan tits. I wonder if so many talented artists do trashy off model designs because they feel like they are adding their own personal touch or something
>>740462863Hes' right. It's just one or two starving shitheads. If you're going to ramble about "___fag" don't even bother, nobody is buying you're actually schizo.
Punishing Hilda for being a bad girl
>>740462716I'll be honest. I have over 20,000 zelda art I scrapped from twitter, tumblr, instagram, etc, but I'm starting to not bother posting rare art in these threads given how shit they have become.
I'm going to be free.
>>740462990Oh shut up, you barely see Veran at all, and when you do it's fucking Gameboy resolution. Plus she's a sexy mage/witch lady. If she didn't canonically have big gazongas, she should have to properly fill the role.
>page 10Ummm baker???
>>740463134nice try melonfag
>>740462976Maybe save it for the next thread, I'm not gonna read all that when this thread is almost dead.
>>740462976>I'm making this a new thread entirely, fuck that noise.>it splits off from a zelda girls threadFucking pottery.
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