>"Let's go to the movie theater on East-end, they let you pour your own butter on the popcorn. The staff at the other one never put enough on it."
I saw that Wonder Showzen skit "HOBO OPS" and i'm trying to imagine what the Star Fox team would look like if they became homeless.https://youtu.be/YZQEJblS6tI?si=uTKG9Om8UMjLk-F9
Meet you there.
>"the trick is to hit up the dollar store and buy candy there so you can sneak in the bigger boxes, the prices they charge at the theater are outrageous"
>>740629395Mmm...
>>740629395>>740630106Oh fuck off. now pouring your own butter and sneaking candy into a movie theater is considered "fat fox" behavior? This meme is so fucking dumb I hate it holy shit. When will it finally stop getting spammed?
>>740629395lazy chubster fox is cute :3would smooch~
>>740630879Finally someone else gets it.
>>740629395I made my dad do the same one with the McDonald's in my town. The one near the freeway was objectively better.
We don't need a new one of these every day.
>>740631736You're right. We need multiple new ones every day.
>>740629395He's not wrong.
>>740631736We need to supersize them
>>740629395Okay. This one was funny. Short and sweet and adresses that cancerous movie butter.
I like the remake and these have become my favorite threads on /v/
>>740630574Do Americans really pour their own butter?
>>740634073>he lets other people decide for him
>>740630106>Hide it in your pants to get through!
What are these threads? Is it just some forced meme or are furries actually upset because they don't think Fox looks fuckable enough?
>>740629868male pregnancy is real
>>740634073Depends on the individual theater. Some have butter stations.
>>740636069I think people are just making jokes because the model looks fat.
>>740629395Welcome to the Kinoplex sir, how may I help you?
>>740636069they remind of me old /v/ threads, let the gay furries cook
>>740636069Marketing comes in many forms, ed boy
>>740629395>pour salted butter on popcorn>sprinkled more salt againwhat the fuck??
>>740629395Based, I went to the movie theater last weekend to see Backrooms, and they barely put any butter on my popcornNext time I have to ask for extra butterBackrooms was alright, I'd maybe consider watching it a second time. It's probably better than Star Wars and Scary Movie I bet
>>740629395God fucking damn I miss when I lived in a place with a small second-run theater that was owned by one dude who just loved movies and would march out before each showing and do a little patter thanking everyone for stopping by the theater. Not only was that nice, but they had actual butter for the popcorn and had the pumps out so the customers could put as much on as they wanted. Dude did midnight showings of even older movies on the weekends occasionally too, had fun re-watching all the LotR movies when he did them week after week. The ONLY theater I actually miss going to
>>740630574This anon puts too much butter on his popcorn and sneaks candy into the theater and he has a weight problem
>>740634073Yeah, but it's not really worthwhile anymore because the "butter" (actually butter flavored oil) doesn't have much flavor anymore.
>>740629395Fox, I think it's time we started you on a diet.
>>740636843You worry about your own hide
>>740630106>Look I'll put the snacks in my old jacket and carry it in. It doesn't fit anymore anyway. If they ask I'll say I get chilly in the theater.
>>740629679Written by a commie retard
>>740636652I saw that and Obsession last weekend at a double showing. Backrooms was honestly good, I have no clue of any of the extended lore beyond the very basics so it's just sort of like watching the shining with some extra steps and the Overlook is just sort of insane from the get go.Would definitely prefer a watch at home so I can get and understand and pick out some of the finer details that they just run past. Also, the drive ins I go to actually do give you plenty of butter. Its always a few scoops then they drizzle it on, so it's a more even distribution instead of everything on top. A fair compromise.
>>>/trash/
>>740637049gonna cry?
>>740629395I bet kissing him would feel furry
>>740636843>>740636983God I want to have sex with Fox, while Falco watches us and jacks off
I cut up some rotisserie costco chicken and made a sandwich :3I'm gonna try to melt some cheese on the other side next time
>>740634073It's corn syrup, not real butter, so it's not expensive for them.
>>740636803It tastes like rancid shit compared to real butter. There's a locally owned and operated theater where I live, and the taste difference between the fake shit and real butter is tremendous. It's also unironically better for you (read; not as bad for you).
>>740637060Yeah, I feel like there was probably a lot of details in Backrooms that I probably missed that you can catch on a second or third viewing Obsession looked interesting, I might go see that next weekend
>>740637361woah, lewdbut same
>>740636998That's from Glen Powell's collection, isnt it?
No Kernel Season's™ Nacho Cheddar popcorn seasoning? This inconveniences everything.
>>740637924You know what's good on popcorn, Fox? Yeast flakes. They've got a very delicate and mild flavor so it takes more than you expect, but it gives your corn some nice boosted umami
>>740634073I sneak in my own in a jar under my coat
>>740629395HE'S A VERY FAT FOX
>>7406392104u
>>740636069Man some of you will get angry about anything. It's just an innocent joke about a fat fox.
>>740636363How does he look fat? He looks like a fox man.
>>740630574a pack of M&Ms at my theater being fucking $7 has probably encouraged some smart financial and health decisions for me
>>740634073Yes, it's called freedom.
>>740636069Yes, they're actually upset. They saw Fox in the latest Mario movie and had to hide their boners in the theater. Then they saw fat Fox in the direct for the next Starfox game and their boners committed seppuku
>>740629395https://vocaroo.com/1bSIrgzc7i2J
>>740629395>butterSeeing people talk about what they think is fattening foods without ever studying ketones and carbohydrates are really retarded. Calories don't matter when losing weight either, by the way.
>tfw no fox who gives me all of the epic food hacks
>>740629868I look like this
>>740640690>vegan who struggles to consume 1300 kcal/day spotted
>>740629395too wordy and on the nose, not very funny
>>740642935>Two sentences>"Too wordy"Holy ESL
>>740637725too skinny
>>740643002I didn’t say it was hard to read, retard.
>>740640767>buy soda in 2L bottles, much cheaper per ounce and you'll probably finish a bottle in one day anyway>dip each bite of pancakes/waffles in syrup separately; do not pour syrup on the stack directly>at chipotle wait until the spoon is back in the container to ask for double meat: they'll put a real full second scoop on instead of two half scoops>order your fries unsalted so they have to make a new fresh batch just for you; you can salt them to taste yourself>at buffets if you're trying to dollarmax load up on meats, especially seafood and steak>if you just want sweets go to a bakery and load up there, much cheaper overall>if you're a fast food addict use apps to get proper discounts; everything is overpriced otherwise>at five guys with other people get a large fries to share instead of two smalls; much cheaper overall for the same amount of fries>cup noodles and top ramen are overpriced now and there are better options for both value and flavor>in general you should buy everything in bulk since you're just going to gorge on it like a pig anyway>the final level is learning how to bake so you can make your own pastries perfectly to taste for the absolute minimum cost and finally qualify for the my 600lb life show
>>740643390>share
>>740629395
>>740643554I saw some retarded grandmother who took her granddaughter out to five guys and ordered a small burger, a hot dog, two small fries, and a soda and was shocked the total was over $50. Fucking retarded bitch didn't even look at the prices and paid $14 for two small fries with less total fries than a $9 large (or something like that, I haven't been in five guys in a few weeks).Anyway some people don't know so I feel like I owe it to them to help them get the most calories possible on their limited budget.
>>740629395what the fuck is up with the recent rise in fox mcchubs threads?I thought everyone was head over heels for movie fox
>>740636843A diet of cum right?
>>740643554If Fox wants his dick sucked he's going to share the fries
>>740643390Nice
>>740644242he has a very evocatively fat look
They did her dirty
>>740644993I like her dirty
>>740640690>Calories don't matter when losing weight eitherlol wut?
>>740637176why?it's always expectedthat and jewish producers
>>740637049I don't know if they are communist, but it's totally a leftist show. And it's also funny so that's what matters in the end, leftists will never be this funny ever again.
>>740645072Let's get dirty then
stealth fatfur thread
We could use maybe 3 more of these threads
>>740639320He's not fat. You need glasses.
>>740640690fucking retard
best thead on /v/
>>740640468KEK
>Seeing people talk about what they think is fattening foods without ever studying ketones and carbohydrates are really retarded. Calories don't matter when losing weight either, by the way.
>>740629395these threads just become stupid waste of space.
>>740646562it does put the servers under a heavy load, but nothing it can't handle.
>>740646730kek
>>740646562Sorry your twitter thread died
>>740644993She's so scuzzy holy shit its even worse animated
God fucking damnit! Mods!!!! Mooooods!!! Ban these fucking xitter trannys off the board! I need space for my gacha game or final fantasy! Literal fat furry raiding that's what this is.
>>740636405You got the good lobster in today Robert?
>>740636405Based Robert would butter up Fox. He is a man of honour.
>>740630106The movie theater I go to has a dollar store next to it that sells chips for 50 cents.
>>740643390>>cup noodles and top ramen are overpriced now and there are better options for both value and flavorElaborate please.
>>740644242They're funny.
>>740646509Calories do matter, but where they come from matters a lot as well. Going on a ketosis diet is going to lower your caloric intake because its very hard to get as many calories from just fat as you would from carbs and fat.
>I wear black because that way, if I spill, it will be harder for anyone to notice.
>>740630574
>>740644993>>740648305She looks like a TGT character
>>740647259Every movie theater near me has a dollar store really close by, I wonder if that's intentional
>>740643554>when the date asks you to split an appetizer
>>740647334Exactly what I said. They jacked up the prices and the quality slipped a little bit, and so they're not the no-brainer cheap and good enough option for hikis anymore. Now you have to either include other additives or (my preference) just try out the other options next to them on the shelf. Really, it's all gotten a little overpriced, and unless you're craving noodles you can just get a rice cooker, a barrel of rice, and do your own seasoning blend and just chow on that.Look for Korean and Indonesian brands.
>>740629395>videogames become real but it's just the characters only and they're all washed up has-beenswould be cool to hear their stories from the glory days but I would feel guilty seeing the wistful look in their eyes as they recall their past knowing those days are gone forever
>>740648669Protip:>okay honey>appetizer arrives>take a bite>oh this is really good!>flag down the waitress and order another for yourself>now get 1.5 appetizersGirls like a guy who can eat big. They're distrustful of small eaters.
The secret is to buy kitkat chunkys instead of regular kitkats. Your get more kitkat for your money, and they are alot easier to dip into jars of peanut butter because they are so long. You can just reach right in there and scoop it out.
>>740647051>i've reported this thread like five times already, what's taking those jannies so long>well, i've done my part reporting it>I can have another toblerone while i wait>i've earned it
This is the dumbest fucking shit but I chuckle every time I see it in the catalog.
>>740629395I've never seen the "butter on popcorn" thing and it confuses me a lot. Wouldn't it get really greasy and sticky if you pour butter on it? Do you use some kind of utensil to eat them to keep your hands clean? Do you shake it after pouring to make sure it's evenly spread? Please, reveal your mysterious ways to me.
>>740629395Marketer thread
>See these Doritos? Yeah I'm gonna eat them, fuck off I'm giving you a tip here. Anyway, there's always some crumbs left at the bottom of the bag. Your first instinct is to pour them straight into your mouth, but that's a trap. The nacho cheese dust is too concentrated. What you gotta do is get a pepper mill and pour the dust in there, then you got yourself a Dorito topping for your other tasty treats like on mac and cheese, in your grilled cheese, whatever. The world's the limit dude
I have never had butter on popcorn. Or salted popcorn for that matter. Always caramel popcorn for me.
>>740649064unless your gross then it's not swimming in it so you just take a napkin with you like you would with a number of other finger foods.
>>740649064You've never been to a movie theater with butter on popcorn? Your hands get greasy, you just live with it. I always get mine without popcorn, because I don't like the greasy hands or the fake liquid butter stuff they put on popcorn at most theaters.
>>740644993I didn't enjoy it at first but it's growing on me sort of like Ivy from Deadlock.
>>740649064Yeah your fingers get greasy, just grab some napkins. Not a big deal.If you insist on keeping your gay little fingers dry and grease-free, bring chopsticks.
>Eat a cinnamon roll!
>popcorn>candy>drinksGrown men just raw dog it.
>>740649205At last I truly see
>>740649116>Marketer threadmaybe, but it's 100000x more preferable than this stupid shit 24/7>fox looks better than ever, you stupid incels!>the models are fine. it's not meant to be porn you stupid furry!>omg the models look so real. only porn addicts would dislike them>falco's not supposed to be a falcon. he's a blue pheasant! (nevermind the beak being absolutely wrong and the off-putting feather fingers)>katt doesn't look like a broke crack whore. she's drop dead gorgeous!>daily NDS thread>snoys lost. nintendo won>etc.
>>740649290>I always get mine without popcornYou mean without butter, right anon? Right?
>>740649408hot dogs are also a good choice, bonus points if they have chili cheese dogs.
>>740649393
>>740629395I think I would a fat Fox McCloud.
>>740649290>You've never been to a movie theater with butter on popcorn?I haven't. I guess that detail was just skipped when importing that particular bit of American culture because I've never seen it anywhere.>>740649245>>740649371Cool, thanks for sharing the knowledge of your ways.
>>740649312>>740648421>>740647049She'll be the only option for girl vtubers
>>740649408For me, it's a pretzel with nacho cheese sauce
>>740649408If I'm going to sit in the dark for hours with a bunch of strangers I'm eating popcorn, drinking a soda, and possibly eating some junior mints or red vines. Raisinets or milk duds are also acceptable choices.Not like I go to the theater more than a few times a year anymore, there's a lack of movies worth going out for.
>>740649679you probably just never went out of your way to check, because you can find brands like Orville or AMC at a grocery store that always sell it in those microwavable bags. stovetop is still ideal though.
>>740634073Technically no since it's not actually butter.>>740637494You mean s0ibean oil
>>740648863>dip into jars of peanut butterNo idea why I never did this
>>740644993Miyamoto will pay for this
>>740649064Extra butter to lick off your fingers, think bigger.
>>740650382He took a backseat.
>>740636069>>740646080>>740646562>>740649116So true, we need like 12 backrooms ragebait threads and 50 more complaining about the new GOW.
>>740650626See? Hes even admitting it now
>>740649312Ivy is carried hard by her voicework. She's cute as fuck and has a lot of heart. Don't think Kat has that.
>>740650801Back in the day these girls were trophies and eye candy , now they want to turn them into actual characters
>>740634073>eurosissies need an "expert" to decide the right amount of butter for themI bet there is an EU regulation for that too
>>740647776>Calories do matter, but where they come from matters a lot as well.Explain? I assume this has something to do with how efficiently your body can break down certain things better than other things? Like simple carbs from rice are easier for the body to break down than meat, and thus would cost more metabolic energy to transform into storable fat?
>>740640690The average /v/ anon isn't built for the Keto diet. That takes more autism than even the most dedicated speed runner tranny
>>740636405Robert, old buddy, you’ve gotta get a handle on this Fox guy. People are gonna get suspicious if they see TWO single guys in there! No, I don’t care if he takes up two seats, he’s still single. What we have together is a special arrangement, so please, don’t ruin this for me.
>>740651461It's about the macros/micros. If your body isn't using one enough it will store the excess as fat even if you're at a calorie deficit
>>740640690>Calories don't matter when losing weightpost body
>>740640468Underrated
>>740629395Christ this meme is more forced than Trump's hand down a twelve year old girl's pants.
>>740651517anon fox isn't single he's dating me
Zoomers were scared to go in the liminal movie theater bathroom after watching Backrooms
>>740651639t. Man who butters his popcorn a lot
>>740651461Be cautious whenever a ketoid is telling you about nutrition, they are the dietary equivalent of Jehovahs Witnesses.There is some degree of reality to their diet thoughbeit. Carbs are not satiating and contain a ton of calories. Fat is very satiating and contains a lot of calories. Protien is satiating and contains few calories.
>>740629395Can't let you chew that, Star Fox!
>>740629395With what they charge? Damn right I want some fucking butter on my fucking popcorn, you're alright McCloud.
>>740651502It doesn't work. It's crackpot nonsense for Gen X soidads like RFK
>>740651534>If your body isnt using one enoughBody can use all of them just fine as much as needed. Otherwise calorie deficit through ketosis would see people gaining weight. >>740651461No one looks at food and is like "hm, that looks like 450 kcal of food. I'll just eat 8/9ths of it since my target is 400kcal per meal". How much you eat is always an estimation and you tend to underestimate how much you ate (and end up preferring higher calorie density foods) when hungry. Getting your carbs/fats/protein in a form that takes longer to break down keeps you full longer and you eat less. For example regarding protein: a small protein shake can contain as much energy as 200-300g chicken fillet. If you drink the shake to stave off hunger, you'll be hungry again in 15 minutes. 300g of chicken keeps you full much longer with same amount of calories.
>>740651921>Otherwise calorie deficit through ketosis would see people gaining weight.Because you do its why doctors tell you not to try it you literally gain weight
>>740649393Kek
>>740629395>>740630106>>740630135>>740634060>>740636652>>740637924>>740643554I don't understand this forced meme
>Haven't been to the movies since 2012 >Heard the experience is the worst it's ever been >Movie theaters apparently sell full blown meals now and all kinds of different snacks>$40>Another $20 for a reddit popcorn bucket >All the theaters have neon strips and bright LED lights everywhere, so the theater doesn't get completely dark anymore. >45 minutes of advertisements >People still don't know how to behave at a theater I'm proud to say that I don't watch movies or television. When I tell people that I can see their head exploding through their eyes, at least the normalfags. Normalfags can't fathom someone who doesn't watch TV or movies, especially streaming platforms. If you tell them, you don't use social media, they get even more upset; it's amazing. They think you live in the woods.
>>740652359Let me explain it to you: the fox is fat
>>740652359Fox is fluffy. A wise latino said he's not fat he's fluffy. They continue his legacy.
>>740652408Why, retard?
I know two 50 year olds (family) who spend 120 dollars just on theater food, mid ass theater food with microwaved cheese dip, chips, icees, popcorn, large sodas, and candy. 30 years ago I feel like this would have been a joke in a parody skit like MAD.
>>740652524You'd have to ask Nintendo, but I bet it's because he keeps eating lots of fatty foods. He'll tell you with a straight face that ramen's just noodles and water but then he starts putting spoons of peanut butter and toasted sesame oil in there and he's already so far gone that no one has the heart to deny him any more
>>740651921>No one looks at food and is like "hm, that looks like 450 kcal of food. I'll just eat 8/9ths of it since my target is 400kcal per meal"I look like this and say this.I keep a journal of everything I eat, too. And I weigh my food.tomorrow I will eat two slices of cheesecake and five scoops of protein powder mixed with water and that's it, for 1400kcal exactly.
>>740652401I legit had a girl I met snowboarding cyberstalk me on her corpo ad database that she's not supposed to do that with to see if I was lying (I wasn't) and if I had been in prison the last ten years (I wasn't).We didn't hook up sadly.>>740651921>For example regarding protein: a small protein shake can contain as much energy as 200-300g chicken fillet.This simply isn't true either. I have a small protein shake from Muscle Milk next to me now. It's 190kcal and 33g protein. A scoop of protein powder also next to me is 120kcal and 25g protein.200g chicken breast is 330kcal and 62g protein.300g chicken breast is 495kcal and 93g protein.No shit the chicken keeps you full longer. It's double to quintuple the amount of calories.It's not that PEOPLE are bad at estimating calories, it's that YOU are retarded and bad at counting calories. Stick to food with labels, dork.inb4 he tries to make up bullshit about how HIS "small protein shake" actually has milk and blueberries or some bullshit in it that makes it comparable to chicken breast while loading it with empty carbs.
>>740652401our movie theater fucking died so yeah it is worse than its ever been
>>740652839NTA, but I don't think it's that insane to accept that people weigh their food. They sell food scales for a reason, and lots of people keep food journals, or use apps to track their meals. It's pretty common actually. That's the entire basis around Weight Watchers. You input what you ate, and it converts that into a point system, but it's no different than tracking caloric intake. It's more of an autistic thing to do, but in the world of dieting it isn't really seen as autistic to write down what you ate and weigh your food.
reminder that I started these threads with the best/funniest onehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739463486
>>740653397Nah the fattie tips stuff is way funnier.
>>740636405Hey Robert, my N-word pass just expired. Could you sign this paper so I can renew it?
>>740629395These are not funny anymore
>>740655331They hit too close to home now.
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO, TO SOME !FAT FUCK! ON /v/ NAMED STARFOX. Now, I'm tired of this fat FUCK popping up in all of my fucking videogame threads when I'm looking for a FUCKING workout video! I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath of ANY of you Starfox fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck! You fat fucking disgusting:>Ass-smelling>Blob>Cheese-drinking>Crisco-bathing>Lard-gargling>Calorie-thieving>Cabbage-Patch Face having>Dr. Robotnik looking>WingStop eating>McDonalds gorging>T-Rex arm having>Non-vegetable eating>Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray>!Wide load!>Hungry-Hungry Hippo>Planet>Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem>Whale slash Free Willy>Part bus>Yokozuna>Flubber>*blows up cheeks* Kirby!>Salad dodger>Chair crusher>Butter ball>Go to subway but put everything on it>Michelin Man>Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker!I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what? I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people, especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for flying a fucking ship! While a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it!You don't like what the fuck I'm sayingThen FUCK YOU!
>>740646509True fat scholars aren't just fat, they think fat, they study fat and they optimize their lives around being fat.
>>740651461yeah basically,>simple carbs: junkfood like chips/fries/chocolate/sweets, most breads, rice, etc is going straight to storage unless you’re going for a 5 mile run in the next hour>fats: take longer to go to storage but they do, and also just not as dense as carbs unless you literally drink a pint of cooking oil>proteins: used to repair muscle and other tissue, but unless you’re moving it will also go to storage (fat cells).skewing macros to protein (so, basically i just try have less rice or pasta in my portion when i cook) will really make a difference. problem is i fucking like a heap of carbs with mah dinners.>>740651715yeah keto has its use but it’s become meme status in the fitness scene because fat fucks think it’s a cheat code because they lost like 5-10lbs of water bloat months ago (they’re still fat and plateaued at their current weight for months, because they’re not eating less).>tl;dr the hardest thing for me to accept with fitness is that the truth is unfortunately is it’s 80% diet and 20% sports/gym routine
>>740636652>>740637060I wrote off Backrooms because it was based off what some like a very astroturfed "DEEPEST LORE" thing. But your post have made me a tad bit curious about it.
>>740640690Love how these threads are attracting goobers who hand out the most destructive diet advice possible, kek.
>>740630574HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FATASS LOOOOL
>>740634073What I'm surprised is they forbid outsider food in their theaters. I literally ate dinner yesterday while watching Backrooms.
>>740656005NTA but I thought it was clever how they used a spooky internet meme as a vessel to actually deliver a pretty compelling psychological thriller to audiences - not revolutionary by any means but I was pleasantly surprised. Sound design was impeccable though
