>see tifa coming at you like thiswhat do????
>>740808028Im not a dog so im safe but I lock my boy dog inside until she passes
Oh no, my german shepherd is in danger
>>740808427>>740808358Based and knotpilled
>>740808028I'm not Cloud nor a shota (sadly) so I'm safe
>>740808028I spread my legs
>>740808028Looks like there's lightning coming out of her ass haha
>>740808028Jump onto her back and ride her like a donkey
>>740808028I cum on Tifa she growl at penis
>>740808670Kys
>>740808670yeah it does aha
>>740808670
>>740808028Why is Tifa Yoruichi-ing? >>740810012Oh you!
>>740810012A thousand years of pain!
>>740808028
>>740808028>sickly pale skin and weird looking red eyesi don't really find her attractive>but boobs and butts and-there's 1000 vidya girls with those things who have a complexion and eye color that don't give me the "this human is sick" instinctual reaction.
>>740808028I'd overpower her with my male body and have penetrative forced sex with her, making sure to bottom out on orgasm to increase the chance of conception, if you catch my drift.
>>740808028Red xiii is so lucky
>>740808028gib xer the knothttps://i.4cdn.org/v/1781120496269055.mp4
This is why games should never release on PC
>>740811290what does PC have to do with this?
>>740808358>>740808427He's gay
>>740811342(Damn...)
>>740808028i open up my penor and begin peening
>>740811290What is why?
>>740811313>>740811290Anon thinks it's a mod and not an actual Remakeslop thing. HAHAHAHAHHAShit is so bad, he can't believe this actually happens unless you install silly mods to the game
>>740811290This spoonfed's on mehttps://youtu.be/2kYzRIi7IsM?t=209
>>740808028>this is what modern S-E wants you to see when you pair up nu-tifa with Red XIII
>>740808028>female coomerI NEED AN ADULT
>>740808028hide behind cloud and then do adult stuff with yuffie once shes attacked him
>>740808028present my cock
>>740812823She is an adult.
>>740808028Red XIII is so lucky!
>>740808028call the Italian senate because someone about ta get stabbed again
>>740808028I hide my nigga Barret because she's clearly lookin for him
>>740813262Tendies post
>>740813098cannot unhear this gay nigga's "real" voice
finally.. a white woman interested in me
>>740813098Tifa can canonically get his knot in that flopped「スクエア黒歴史のベスト3」Ehrgeiz game >>740594685cuz she's literally plagiarized from an actual 1993(=97-4) porn game >>740498989 and never a real "fighter".
>>740813262imagine being this delusional lmao
>>740816041Just a shitpost, lil timmy. No need to be upset, yeah?
>>740811342You don't say!
>>740808028>unzip pantsI'm ready
>>740811779>modernHojo canonically wants Red to have vaginal sex with Aerith in the original game. Dog cock in her Cetra vagina. That's canon.
>>740810012WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!
I keep trying to play these games to masturbate to them but they're so fucking insufferable I just can't bother.Who knew whacking off could be this conflicting?
>>740808028I've played this game for 600+ hours and I have never seen this synergy because I never had Tifa and Red together on a Team. I only ever played Red when the game forced me to, which is usually with Barret, and he's a bit more complex than the other characters, although not as complex as Sephiroth or Zack.But on a sidenote: today I put some time to learn Red and man I had no idea he was so good. Lots of interesting mechanics the game never ever mentions like when you block you have like 3 seconds to do a follow up and all the damage you do fills up the Vengeance Gauge. Also discovered that doing Reapers Touch right after blocking fills up the gauge massively, which makes him so much fun to play because when the mode is activated all his other abilities gain new properties. He's like 2 characters in 1.
>>740816435You just found out why Xenoblade is the premier 3-niggas-go-for-a-walk franchise
>>740811342
Wonder why her face is so messed up.
>>740813429it was funny when barret went like "what the fuck was that?" on the bridge
>>740809414>K-kys...Faggot
>>740816276>Hojo is framed as an unscrupulous madman trying to crossbreed a humanoid with a quadruped vs>Tifa is effectively doing the Jack-O bent over pose while teaming up with her animalistic compatriotComplete opposite spectrum of intended reactions
>>740816131What's your name sir? Ogubindu? Sukhdeep? Mohamid? Chong-lee?
Can she face away from me while doing that?
>>740816276He's using the excuse that Aeris and Red are the last of their kind, so he's doing a good scientific experiment by forcing these two nearly-extinct species to breed and see what happens.
>>740811108wtf am i looking at
>>740820690cute couple
>>740808028i'm not cloud so i'm alright
>>740808028Play a fun game I called stomp-a-gook
Why is Tifa the girl of choice for incels?
