Essexbros...we...lost?
she still lives in my heart
>>740985902What happened?
We won
>>740985902sex always lives in my heart even if her threads dont make it all the way anymore.
>>740985902We did?
>>740986510Semi related, but learning what they did to the Big E still makes me viscerally angry. Greatest ship ever? Scrap her. America deserves to lose.
EHH‽
Sex?
no more sexEVER
>>740990870sex will never be a collectable plastic figure
>>740985902never forget that we got a sticky for essex's birthdaywe wonnederd
>>740985902PICK UP THE FONE!
>>740991546seggs is a cultural phenomenon
its still funny to me damnit!
>>740991761crazy how sex biased this board is. someone needs to do something
Essex and Doro need to do the fusion dance.
>>740985902The fuck you mean lost?
>>740985902....the losing competition.
>>740992104
>>740985902>Azur Lane is somehow still onlineHow? This game's announcements barely gets any likes or views on social media.
>>740992259 and in an alternate timeline
>>740992382sexism is transmissible??
>>740992306I think it's the combination of low to maintain, cheap to develop and easily gets attention with tiddies like the last shitstorm of Mogador's newest skin.If you're surprised this shit is running, Granblue is still running.
>>740992306
>>740993074what game is this???
>>740985902Never.
Can I have sex?
>>740993252Sure
>>740993252
Why is she so stupid?
>>740993326essex is actually very smart she just has enemies in the media
>>740993392Then why does she keep eating glue?
>>740993326She's actually extremely smart but also retarded.
>>740993513Poof?!
>>740993513glue is a good source of macronutrients and helps bind the proteins and shit
>>740985902Dumb essex poster
this is my type
Look at my cool and interactive Essex
>>740993867wow it really works!
this is doro turf now, you must join us or die
>>740994003
>>740993252;)
Love Essex. Gift Essex. Take Essex to the festival. Slam dunk Essex's nuggets into her mouth. Prepare delicious food for Essex. Launch Essex into heaven. Stir fry Essex some noodles. Toss Essex a lemon. Repair Essex's gas tank. Judo throw people who insult Essex into a woodchipper. Dance romantically with Essex. Commit tax fraud for Essex. Give Essex half of your dinner. Save Essex from quicksand. Have a crush on Essex. Make hot chocolate for Essex. Care for Essex. Kiss Essex. Tuck Essex into bed. Stomp gross bugs for Essex. Bake Essex a cake in the oven. Educate Essex. Save Essex from drowning. Vaporize those who insult Essex. Carry Essex up the stairs. Free Essex from prison. Slice Essex some cake with a katana.
>>740994748Wholesome.
>>740988591You know they can reuse the name right? The last one was getting old as shit and like any vehicle you can only maintain it for so long before the cost of the maintenance becomes not worth what you're getting out of it. This goes doubly so for vehicles that traverse the salty water of the Earth's oceans. That shit will eventually destroy anything that sits in it.
>>740994672 wte
>>740994748Holy based
I'm listening to Avengend Sevenfold 'Hail to the King" while browsing this thread
>>740994672
Essex can't win against Doro because the more chibi mascot will always win.Transfor 'ssex into an orb and she might have a chance.
I gave Essex more money before the event ended, another 100 years for Azur Lane!
>>740994913https://files.catbox.moe/jenb1z.png
>>740994994Wovenhand - Sparrow Falls for me
>>740995141gigasex
>>740995067>Essex can't win against DoroShe already did. Doro is her dog.
grenade
>>740995678
>>740995817
>>740995217gave it a listenI think pic related goes hard with itdon't ask me why
>>740996410
>>740996410>>740996492How strange I thought I saw something
>>740996606You did. Your doom.
>>740985902I'm shocked her game is still going... Did they ever actually progress the story? I couldn't stand the game after that big map gameplay mode became mandatory
>>740996782they did progress the story, but progressed in the way where its not actual progression because they decided we really needed a capeshit tier multiverse plot that hypes of the big bad followed defeating said big bad while getting another power boost (forgotten next event) then repeat, and now they are saving that for just annis and christmas event since they realized nobody really cares anymore>tldryes but no and the story sucks anyway
Happy sex day!
>>740996918the real essex game is waiting for rare sex to drop in seggs threads on /v/
>>740997152>>740997154These are nice but are C teir at most. Memeable and repostable but not uncommon.REAL rare sex are either some obscure seggs only (You) saved or freshly minted sex fresh off the pressesOne also must consider editing vs meme vs repostablitiy. Plopping Essex in some random spot is funny but not very difficult, so it lowers its value.Pic related is rare but not very repostable however required acutal editing to achive, so anywhere it's between D and C.Meanwhile new sex images are nice but between activity and memeability a new seggs image may not have value.A SSS seggs is something memorable, versitile, and very capable of being shared in non-essex shperes, while also being kinda specific to a type of context.Essex posting is a very serious business.
>>740997694The sex connoisseur's word?
>>740997694i dont get it
>>740996918I mean, I cared, until they just kept stringing me along and spinning their wheels like this. If they had just fucking let Bon Homme invade and revealed the Sirens were the good guys a year or two ago so we could actually explore/explain the aliens properly it would've been fine, but no.
>>740986801Won what exactly?
>>740985902who
chowayodorosex
hate sex
>>740998436
Lost to what?
>>740998491wtf thats blatant sex infringement
>>740998561
that's it, i'm calling the cops
Call them, you can't escape
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>>740998840
>>740998857
>>740998921That's some hot sex.
>>740998491>>740998617>>740998797Your gacha will never have cultural relevance unlike sex and doro.
>>740985902WHAT'S UP SEX NATION!
>>740999043
>>740999637Like Bongsex would make it all the way to California before getting killed by Amerisex.
>>740999690well it happened
We don't salute the Rabi in these threads.
>>740998286now that Liz is dead, who will replace her throne in the three heavenly kings?
>>740999865can't believe they made sex sex
>>741001040...out of 10!
>>741003758
>>741000246ENTER
>>741000246>>740998286What do you mean Liz is dead?Also, there are so many gremlins these days. Doro, Kot from Pricone, whole of /trick/, gugagaga penguin, Pheobi and whoever else I am missing.We are being INVADED by gremlins.
>>741006463liz and kot drifted into the shadowschink aislop like penguin and pheobi is not realonly /trick/ has any legitimacy
I heard essex is around here somewhere.
>>741006832I want a sequel to this where it shows the sky and it's just an essex shaped cloud.
>>740999020>have cultural relevance >unlike sex and doro.lamorolf even
>>740988491Essex, Wessex, SussexBut no NossexNo Sex
>>740990237No Sex
>>740985902lost what?
>>740985902the legacy lives on
>>740993286>>740993305>>740993345>>740993473>>740994672Thanks for the sex bros. Let's do it again some other time.
>>740999865>>741000273Sex looks like that huh?
>>740991994Wtf Essex is actually sexy?
>>741009806Always has been
Isn't there like a new Azur Lane anime that's currently airing or maybe just finished airing? Anyone watched it? Is it any good?
>>740997381>Is it done, Essex?>No comrade premier, it has only begun>*Essex Match starts playing*
>>741010932All is well in the world
>>740985902
>>741014789That's a good thing
>>740985902against whomstved?
sheepiki to save the thread!
>>741017496Chickpiki!
>>740993252eh?
>>741009806Did you doubt her?
>>741017496Based kind Speaki poster.
>>741022680
>>741017853she died after this pic was taken btw
>>741022808all of us died after that pic was taken
eh?
>>741026306sex is very family-friendly
sex if she racist
>>741017853She made the call
>>741009429Oh yeah? There is sex in you.
>>741012623WTF>>741015008She wouldn't do that.>>741022680gremlins
>>741003794Zechs of Ozure Lane.
Eh?
eh? essex thread?
Where is all the Sex love? Why doesn't her dog get posted?
>>741022429>>741022504>>741022568>>741022645>>741022698thats a lot of headwear
>>741022698If I pulled that off would she die?
omg it sex!
>>741026610>>741022808
Up we go
can someone please post the megadeath 'sex sells but who is buying' edit please, its my favorite
I remember the >>>/trash/ threads, every time I see botes I remember what happened to them
found it
Non-gachaplayer here, please enlighten me, was Essex a pioneer in this little gremlin creature trend so common in gacha games nowadays?
>>741041786you're right on the money
Are there any hobagis here?
>>740985902Lost what?
>>741041786It was Rabi, or possibly someone even older than her, but Essex was leading the first generation of her successors.
>>741045219Liz is older too, but she wasn't as widespread and Sex didn't become a meme immediately after release, it took years. What's funnier is that Azur Lane actually had a dedicated gremlin character, San Diego, but everyone forgot about her. Similar thing happend in Trickal with Kommy and Speaki, except kot still keps relevance despite not being the top dog anymore.
>>741046296SpeakiButterErpinNerKomy
>>741022764
>>741048950
>>741007126>No SexYes Sex
>>741036159>Why doesn't her dog get posted?Dog's sleeping.
>>741046772>SBENK
>>741051850
