When it's coming out?
>>741268350>When it's coming out?When am I cumming in?
>>741268551Ask your friend at a gay bar, I dunno
tomorrow
>>741268350when yoshit fixes the fucking game
New batch when?
>>741268350why is she naked?
>>741269390She's a gargoyle.
>>741269746was a gargoylenow she's a person
>>741268350>want to like dota>can't >want to like tf2>can't>3 characters look cool>don't enjoy gameme sad
>>741268350the game is on a free fall valve better hurry up
These past few urn changes have been insufferable. It seems pretty much impossible to balanceHow is the losing team expected to win koth when they're behind lol
>>741268350There is a very real chance it never comes out
>>741268350is the game just the one moba mode?
>>741270840No there's also the retard slapfight mode
>>741271002Retard slapfight mode that is ruined by the fact that character select is not random so everyone is just metafagging.
think we're getting a summer update w/ that datamined vindicta skin?
>>741271290>he doesnt do random and still win anywaylmaoGot like 60% winrate randoming and going mvp a ton of the time
>>741271401Australian summer
>>741270660The game just needs a better jungle mechanic instead of the urn being a constant way to come back or a way fro other teams to snowball
>>741271401That was fake bro, in fact the vast majority of the leaks we've gotten for the next update are. The only real I one I think is the rumors about a PvE mode featuring Hotpoo.
>>741271507As long as the pve mode is real...
>>741271649Even if it's real there's no guarantee it's coming for the next update, it's more work than just street brool.
How much fucking longer til the new update what the fuck
>>741268350I don't care about ASSFAGGOTSWhen is not-RoR2 mode coming
>>741268350wake me up when they add PVE
>>741268350Kissing IvyHolding hands with IvyTaking Ivy out for romantic dinnersComplimenting Ivy on her outfitSpending years with IvyMarrying IvyPassionate impregnation sex with IvyStarting a family with IvyGrowing old with IvyLoving Ivy and holding her hand as I pass into the abyssComing back as a ghost to fuck Ivy again
>>741268893>most attractive characters are the most painful to engage withwhat did valve mean by this
>>741268350When are monsterfuckers leaving for good?
>>741272219The monsterfuckers have been there from the start bro, Ivy and Infernus (maybe Geist and Vind too) were the most positively recieved designs during the 2024 leak.
>>741272013How do you intend to impregnate a rock, anon?
>>741272219Never ever
>>741272328Thoroughly.
>>741268350This game is hideous. Valve art is all book learnin and no soul, like they hired a bunch of technical artists who never saw a cartoon in their life and made them do character design. Same reason everyone in dota 2 looks like a featureless muppet compared to their badass warcraft design.
What the fuck is this man? Who the fuck looks at this character and goes "hell yeah I wanna play that"?
>>741272783Deadlock is already mogging the industry with its designs lmaoI agree Dota flubbed it but Valve hit diamonds with this setting and style
>>741272953met. jungle fever + I like AvaP.S: Calico's model is WIP
>>741272953Calico was unfortunafely grandfathered in because she was based on a bald niggress design back when the game was scifiBiggest blemish on the roster desu
MINA HA....
>>741271147cats when there's a bug
>>741272953>>741273049Honestly she'd look fine if she just had a fair amount of hair w/ bangs or something, the hairstyle as-is just looks completely off
>>741272953Actually calico players are almost always mega chuds for some reason
>>741272953That's not her final model. Many assets and designs have looked like shit since the beta started because it's all work in progress
>>741273318>Never ask a chud the skin color of his main.
>>741273049They all look fucking lame. This game's style is all over the place. I don't get a sense of the character just from looking at them. The smooth matte textures worked with TF2's propaganda poster aesthetic, here they just look dated and going for some incoherent vibe.
>>741273443Haze is based thoughbeit
>>741273443Haze looks like type of woman who works secretly at an orphanage and sneaks candy into it only to deny the orphanages existence if you ask her about all the candy wrappers
>>741273573She does sneak into orphanages but not for the reason you think.
>>741273443Are you retarded?Haze's hair style is practical, she's a professional. The only flourish she has is the bow, her guns are fucking stupid I'll give you that.
>>741273672Only problem with Haze is that her model is still unfinished so her smoky hair still looks like a bun
>>741273662Killing people who are bad to children isn't a bad thing
>>741271401>datamined vindicta skinHoly shit nigger how the fuck do you fall for obvious AI?
So is urn not bad yet? Haven't played in a while.
>>741272328What do you think the patron wish is for, dummy
>>741273672A professional what? Wooden post? Also her knife clips into her man-bicep in her render. And big surprise the characters are sexless except for a crumb of cleavage on one old hag. No wonder the only hornyposts are from extreme furfags.
Fat fucking pig
>>741274029Okay tourist
>TF2 fag seething againlol, lmao even
>>741274054She is very fit for an alcoholic
>>741273946Urn is decent now. We just need another new objective.
>>741274152I'm not your boogeyman but even a dead game like TF2 mogs your playercount, let alone marvel rivals, valorant etc. All because with all their la creatividad they forgot to make the characters appealing.
>>741274293How about a second urn
>TFaggot still copy pasteling same shit each deadlock threadhuh, so it is true that each game have at least one of those autists who wouldn't miss a single thread
>>741274293I'm not sure we need a new obj , the urn which are used to force fights can go ignored for so long.
>>741274672If someone else is posting about the same problems it's because they're obvious. But keep huffing copium while this freakshow of a game dies in stillbirth.>pastelingsaar
>>741274281Outside of some pre-game dialogue, how is she an alcoholic?>no alco-driven skills>not even actually drunk (Demoman shits on her)>sexy and beautiful for an alcoholicValve have dropped the ball insanely hard with Silver, "show not tell" panie Ferdku, mówi to panu coś?
>fag screeching about how game is dead for 3 years already
>>741275051>Tranny>And Faggots>But 2Kill yourself
>>741272328this is a setting with magic, dude
>>741275218They made her hot first and then alcoholic once they were writing down voice lines
>>741272783damn this is true actually, it always puzzled me why dota felt like that
>>741274054>>741274281Not wife material
>>741268350I should try playing more then just three characters.
>>741276186She seems fixable but damn will she hit the wall hard if she doesn't stop drinking
>>741274281>>741276470Werewolf blood keeps her liver healthy and in one piece.
>>741272783Have you played dota2 recently?Valve doesnt play by those rules anymore, they sell skins that makes a character's sillouette unrecognizable and uses a completly different colour palette.
Is it just 1 schizo in these threads complaining about the games art style and character designs? It's some of valves best work.
>>741276553Cool so now the designs are both dysfunctional and ugly.>>741276836No you coping retard, this game is floundering because most people find it ugly.
>>741276186Imagine the beer farts
>>741272953As far as black women in western games go, this one is the least off-putting I've seen in a long time.
>>741268350FUCK YOU I JUST UNINSTALLED I WANT OUT OF THIS HUMILIATION RITUAL, DON'T PULL ME BACK IN PLEASE>>741276836Yes plus this thread is on /v/ so you get opinions from subhumans who don't even play videogames.
>>741274281>>741276186>>741276550Her werewolf regeneration keeps the ill effects of alcohol away and also regenerates her hymen every time.
>>741268350How does the game not even managed to get close to Dota's prime? Is it just major flawed? Like at that point in Deadlocks lifespan Dota already had 500k active players per day. And dota was only invite only where you couldn't even get an invite easy.
>>741272953my top pick as the most racist australian alive
>>741277529Dota 2>sequel to an already popular wc3 mod>easy rts-style controls>low entry and not so high skill ceiling>players know what they're getting into>made when MOBAs were still in their prime>market not yet saturatedDeadlock>new IP (this is actually good but people are not as accommodating as they think)>very complex controls beyond run and gun, and unless you learn movement you'll get fucked>MUCH higher skill ceiling>shooter players get disappointed by abilities, and non-shooter players get disappointed by being forced to aim>people think it's a hero shooter while it's really just a regular MOBA>released after the golden age of MOBAs>market is full of hero shooters which this game keeps getting miscategorized as
>>741278436>>low entry and not so high skill ceilingpost rank little tranny faggot
>>741278436When DotA 2 released, League was already immensely popular, and then HoN (which was not free). IceFrog was severely behind in the race in trying to update DotA beyond Allstars and cash in the new genre but the biggest boon he had was that Valve was such big fans of DotA they really believed in it and wanted to keep supporting it and came out with a million dollar prize pool, the biggest in any gaming competition so far, for DotA pros to compete in to hit the ground running as much as possible. >t. PlayDota poster
>>741278436Stop using the term MOBA, use Dotalikes instead.
>>741268350Weird looking boy, but he comes pre-packed with cuffs, so that's nice.
>>741278436>very complex controls beyond run and gun, and unless you learn movement you'll get fuckedMovement legit doesn't matter until you reach ascendantYou aren't supposed to instantly master wall jumps or mantle sliding, its very much a gradual thing you learn bit by bit
>>741274475>Games with dozens of goonbait characters, retarded whales and entire economies have more of a playercount than an closed beta gameWere you proud when you didn't shit your pants at school today?
For some reason this game makes me way less mad compared to other mobas.In league whenever I lost it would feel miserable. On here its way more chill.I think it has to do with the fact that there's so much shit to improve on. Macro, aim, movement, itemisation, positioning, laning. Even on depressing loss streaks it always feels like you could have done something a little bit different to better improve your chances.Helps that you can call your team-mates useless niggers and not get instant banned
>>741272953Calico wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for that disgusting bald nigger hair. Wraith has long flowing hair and it looks so much better why the fuck would they keep this disgusting bald nigger design?
>>741277529You do realize DotA was already a phenomenon for like a decade right?
>>741279463because the game is fun and not just mindless clickclickclickclick like league o algoalso if someone shouts and rages into his mic with broken english its the funniest shit ever
>>741276553>they sell skins that makes a character's sillouette unrecognizableI have always loved this """argument""". Dota2 is not TF2, you will never need to be able to identify an enemy at glance-value; whether or not someone's sillouette is different has no bearing when you can MOUSE OVER THEM IMMEDIATELY AND BE TOLD WHO THEY ARE.
>>741279463Movement is fun, even if you're having a shit game you can hit some sick parkour moves and it's all good.
>>741271147Her mouth is always poised to receive cock
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>741280991she's a latina gargoyle of course she's looking for a white boy
>>741281329In a world where Abrams exists, Ivy won't settle for human cock
>>741281414Abrams is for that one gay anon, humanchads gets the nonhumans
>>741280991I imagine it would be a similar experience to putting it in a snapping turtle's beak
>>741281414I'm 99% sure Abrams is a gorilla case - a huge frame with an surprisingly tiny dick
>>741282229>LET'S SEE WHAT THIS (micro)DICK CAN DO
>>741282275>ILL TEACH THAT DAMN DICK IT WORKS FOR ME>GOING UP
>>741281414kys
>>741282381>THIS DICK BETTER SAVE MY ASS
Where is it Yoshi?
boho status ? We need more vidya witch
>>741281414The only romantic interaction she has is with a human though. A dead one that is an amalgam of human parts, but still human technically. She asks him out.
>>741283103how does Victor doi t?
>>741271290It's crazy that half the cast calls Shiv handsome when he's a literal monkey.
I WILL the fuck Silver and Celeste and make many many children with them.I WILL bear the title of monster fucker proudly on my chest
>>741283163By reattaching every few minutes or so after Ivy pulverizes his pelvis
>>741283163Polite brooding man built like a brickhouse with a kind voice who have a "I can fix him" aura.
>>741272953This is the most perfect example of what gpt would shit out if you said "draw me a strong woman who is a witch and believes in astral type shit. draw inspiration from tumblr mood boards for 'witches' ".
>>741268350They need to take their time. Not once has the balance or meta been in an acceptable state. Unironically Street Brawl is more shippable than the Normal mode.
>>741280736That's a retarded argument. The game can turn into a real shitshow and there will absolutely be times when you will need to identify chraracters quickly. For instance seeing someone for pop out of the fog of war at the edge of your screen for a split second, or during a chaotic teamfight with illusions and such.Having items that create visual clutter on the screen and alter the key characteristics of the heroes is detrimental, especially for new players' experience with the game.
>>741273443>propaganda poster I mean that style was prevalent in their advertising.With Deadlock the problem is they're going for a stylized look but don't have sufficient attention to detail because of the inflated MOBA cast. So you get a lot of rough edges that takes away from the simple painted style.Also their character design philosophy, they basically gave up pretty quickly and are just doing whatever they want.
>>741268350Considering they put >When do you expect this game will be released?>15 years from nowin one of their surveys, expect it to take that long.
>>741283380Sounds like you need better eyes. Might I recommend training with Tibetan monks?
>>741278436Dota has an infinite skill ceiling my friend. The rest is fine.
Never they took the money and ran
>>741278841TB has been dead for years, the fight is lost.
>>741283867wh- what money ?
>>741268350Not gonna lie. The OP pic? First time I’ve felt a desire to jerk off to Ivy
>8 mvps & 3 key player in the last 14 gamesdid I finally get good or am I getting the "engage player retention algorithm" treatment?
>>741283380>THEY BUILT 5X MANTA STYLE, HOW DO I KNOW WHICH ONE IS DA REAL ONE??>HAHAHA. ECHO SLAM.
>>741283163>emo>built like a truck
>>741272953Just make her not look bald and she's fixed.
>>741278472kek gottem>>741278783It was still that era when they had presence, unlike now.>>741278841I grew used to ASSFAGGOTS but nobody would take the post seriously>>741278904Some of the most basic noob-friendly movement techs can really make a difference even in lower tiers. I'm not talking about corner-boosting and Holliday/Celeste-tier flying techs, I'm talking really basic stuff like bouncing off a wall right next to somebody to throw off somebody's aim.I remember getting chased and managed to escape simply by walljumping out of the underground shop. Sliding and momentum conservation is also very important.
>>741272953I think I caught the woke mind-virus. I actually sort of like retarded goofy black female designs like this, same as bazz from concord. the googly glasses are funny
>>741284020t. Wraith smurf
>>741283863I didn't know that, I thought it's already a "solved" game
>>741268350I dislike the direction the game has taken over the past several months of balance changes.
>>741284340the funny thing about Calico is that everybody hates her because she's a stuck up bitch who failed to kill Pocket.
>>741284416I don't count the holiday games cause that was a silly experiment, no one could have carried me in those games
>>741268350
Garbage game for uncs who wouldn't high rank in marvel rivals lol
>>741268350>>741284976lol
>>741272953Valvefags really are worse to tendies when it comes to being shills, if this was concord bazz everyone on this thread would be calling it shit, low effort body type a design
>>741285278>>741284340related
>>741283163Women are into the brooding types because they think they can fix him
>>741284482It's solved in that if you solo queue you will never get a match that isn't decided by which team has more raging perus. It's a shame too because I really liked the game several years ago, 1,000,000+ changes none withstanding.
>>741274475>deadlock daily peak: 61k>tf2 daily peak: 55khmm
>>741285828TF2 is just a retirement home nowadays, don't be mean anon you're belittling a old man with Alzheimer>BBUTBUTBUT MY HEAVYUPDA-Shhh. Shhhh. Go to sleep grandpa.
why even compare this to TF2?it's not first person and there's barely any player expression.
>>741272783Shame that they threw this all out the fucking window after one year of the game's release with the fucking horrific flashy skins that completely fuck with colors & silhouette making it impossible to identify within milliseconds of what you're looking at. Fuck Valve for their skin greed. Deadlock will be immensely ruined by this shit since it's more snappy reaction based than DoTA
ivy sex
>>741286153>one yearIt didn't sharply decline until after 2016, when valve realized that the gaudier cosmetics were raking in millions of dollars for the TI compendiums and invented the battle pass. The first few years were all "boring" skins that kept the silhouette and color scheme intact.
>>741286823yeah and limitations keep the creativity consistent. I like that leftmost sniper skin, I find actually pretty cool because you can tell it's still the same type of character (a sniper dwarf) but realized in a different way. The rightmost is a mexican skeleton with a gun. Where is the relation?The best skins in this game are the ones that don't strictly violate the "theme" of the character. And looking at this image, I had literally forgotten that sniper is a red character since EVERYONE plays with some skin that totally alters the color palette. They really should have a "toggle off all cosmetics" option in the settings.
Why would the ghost of a peasant girl paint her toenails?
>>741284482No but Tyler1 solved LoL by getting Challenger on all roles.
>>741287148right now one of the best parts of deadlock's visual design is that every hero's abilities are color coded to match the heroconsidering the standard for hero shooters is to sell literal recolors that do nothing but change the colors to be completely different, I don't have too much hope for post-launch visual clarity
>>741272953This is fineYoure greatly exaggerating and trying too hard to fit in>bald cat>bald womanOMG SHES LITERALLY DEBRA WILSON BAZZ
Who's Cinnamon?
>>741287642Debra Wilson voice the Archmother already do'n't she ?
>>741287872the hidden king
>>741287936no that's mister krab
>>741287872Yes, and Mr. Krabs voicing The Hidden King.
>>741287872>>741288101MINA HAAAAAAAAAA
>>741275218>(Demoman shits on her)
>>741272219Monsterfuckers saved Deadlock, they're here forever
>>741272953I modded her to be furry Belladonna from Trials, so she's fun to play now
Ivy, my beloved. I wish I wasn't that bad playing her.
>>741288079>>741288101Retards, as much as I'd love Hidden King's VA to be Clancy Brown, it's actually Darin de Paul or whatever (Reinhardt from Overwatch).I don't know who's more annoying, fans who think Brown is the Hidden King's voice, or fans who think MoKrill/Drifter is muh wholesome chungus matt mercer.
>>741288139I say this when I cum in her throat
Reminder that Ivy only flirts with human men and had a planned relationship with Lash in the VNSorry Ixian boys.
>>741288349>troonpants me boy why are ye seething
>>741288475lol
>>741287346>9000IQ genius force of nature on LoL>washed up unc on any other gamehow to explain this?
>>741288439It's kinda funny that he have good conversation without mocking only with Ivy
>>741272783Part of the reason I never properly got into dota is because most of the designs are fucking hideous to look at
I love my degenerate gambling wife
>>741288349you got a source for that? because the devs are deliberately coy about it, could be either. definitely sounds like some of Clancy Brown's other roles to me.
>all deadlock thread are only about lewd stuff and waifufaggotry>no gameplay, no tactics or buildsIt says a lot
>>741290020It's urnlock nigga throw your aoe at the circle every six minutes
>>741290092>he doesnt rat the walkers during the first two urnsNgmi
>>741290020>tacticsDeadlock has no tactics, games are determined entirely by draft unless you're running custom games. Like what is there to talk about, the meta is solved and has been for a while.
>played one match a year ago>hated it but didn't ever talk in chat>reinstall it today>permabannedGreat game I guess idk
Never played, never will. Ivy is cute as fuck though.
>>741268350/v/:>Female characters must all be beautiful and have huge boobies!also /v/:>I wanna marry the flat scaly gargoyle!
>>741290408Those are different people, perchance.
>>741290296someone you invite or the person who invited you to the beta did something bad, got reported and got you banned by association at least I think that's how that works
>try out holiday>she says something about her "second marriage"into the trash she goes
>>741290471Impossible, they were posted under the same name.
>>741290750Why are you posting under my name?
>>741290807I don't wanna get doxxed by the gargoyle lobby
Is Geist good right now?
>>741290608In one of her start-of-the-match conversations with Graves, she says that she wants to tie her tubes. Also expresses that she's glad she doesn't have kids when she kills Graves.
>>741276186damn.. Venator is so fucking lucky
>>741290408
>>741291063Yes if you build gun
>>741289539Yes, my ears. You have to be tone deaf to think The Hidden King is the same VA as Uka Uka / Cortex. THK has that slightly lispy / wet quality to his voice DdP has (like a mudslide), while CB is more of a rock avalanche.
>>741291068Good, pregnancyfags need to hang (hence Holliday's ult). Also, kill Graves for her atrocious voice fry.
>>741290020every single thread about every videogame on /v/ is like this
>>741291197She was never good with bomb
>>741291596Yet 90% of hag players go full spirit
>>741277529>Is it just major flawed?Yes, the design is dysfunctional.They changed the perspective, range on engagement, access to information, while still balancing it like DOTA 2. It pretends to be a strategy game, it's a frag fest determined on character select.
>>741292574This says a lot about our society
>>741268350Just two more weeks
>>741275218>Outside of some pre-game dialogue, how is she an alcoholic?She doesn't have to be drunk right now to be an alcoholic retard lmao
>>741268850YA DRIVE ME WIIIIIIIIIIIILD
>>741275218You can be an addict without doing it every possible moment.Demoman is a parody
>>741287872WHY IS SHE IN EVERY FUCKING GAME?
>>741290337This always makes me think of Snoot Game fanart for some reason. Something about the lines and the use of monocolor triggers my memory.Also Ivy a QT
>>741293213She is good VA
>>741272953
sex with fat ass Rem
>>741294134Don't molest Haze's son
>>741287642>this is finecompared to everything else we're getting, she feels like an NPC you get assignments from in a non-violence spy stealth game. does not feel like a violent professional killer at all.
>>741279463you don't know the feeling of carrying a team as a D tier character, everyone else having 2-3 kills and you have 22
>>741268850Tomorrow what?
>>741292574>>741292825cause spirit is just easier, right? you toss a bomb, it deletes half a health bar, which is a ton more damage than if you miss half your shots + the half you get aren't headshots
>>741268350!BUENAS DIAS, IVY!
>>741294064kek
>>741268350this shit won't be ready for 1.0 for almost another entire year>dozen characters need reworks varying from entire kit to abilities visuals or code polish>map has fucking nothing going on besides lanes>30 characters but some are so overtuned if they introduce draft like retards ask for it would be the same characters 24/7>memory leaks>roles still aren't defined devs are working with tentative guidelines>items builds boons need a broad pass>current updates revealed they weren't even testing objectives internally and don't understand what people want
>>741268350Ivy is transcoded
Mating press with ivy
>>741295608from what codec to what?
>>741285828>brand new in-development game can't get 10k more players than a dead 20 year-old one>whose player count doubles during an updateExtremely grim.
Why do I see all these guys dash-parrying randomly? I was able to realize sometimes they do it into the guardian to parry the melee strike (surprised that works) but I don't understand why it's common to see people do it when you're very far away from them shooting at them
>>741288885>brown>genius95 iq TOPS
i used to be in Phantom in february and now im in emissary 3do i uninstall?
>>741273265build exclusively for my tiny pecker
>>741296158It's pretty common to try to parry on top of your own troopers when the enemy is meleeing your troopers
when is the next batch of heroes and meaningful changes coming? haven't played it since the the wolf girl was added.
>>741296915Steam support squad assassinated all the leakers
>>7412969152-3 months probably, maybe even a Halloween release if they're really slowAlso like that other anon said valve BTFO'd all the leakers. Now we just get fake leaks.
>>741297105that's alright. i rather wait for official announcements anyway
>>741296818yeah I know about that and it makes sense but sometimes I see it in a complete vacuum, like there's nothing happening other than getting shot from far away, literally the only thing I can think of is faulty muscle memory but it happens often enough for me to comment on it now
>>741297206>Now we just get fake leaksYou can get the leaker out of the test but not the attention whore out of the leaker...
What if they made Calico MORE baldLike completely baldLike her cat
>haven't played for a month>log in>ObscurusThat's some aggressive elo rot
>>741300558Good, I jerk off to bald black women too.
>>741272953she looks like a funky assassin but she's actually a cold-hearted bitch that only loves her catshe's coolalso her model is not finished
>>741300558>>741300786When the fyck are they updating her model? She could be SO hotBut no, they need to keep her a bald woman
>>741301059People say Calico is gonna get remodeled but her model seems like one of the more refined ones, along with being one of the later releases before the modern 12I have my doubts she'll change much if at all
>>741301721Almost every character pre-6 heroes update needs either a final pass or a remodel. The only exception I can think of is Abrams. When you look at the details on his clothes and the lack of clipping vs. Wraith, Infernus, Seven etc. it's clear they all still lack some details, it's more apparent when compared to the new cast. Even Ivy who had a remodel the same time as Abrams still needs work (clipping, weapon not pointing in the right direction + nonsensical reload animation)
>>741303207You say that but I'm kind of skepticalI'd love to be surprised, but
Remeber to awoo in real life while playing silver :3
Remeber to awoo in real life while coming in silver :3
>>741286158would ivy's butt be smooth or rugged?
Great news. Ivy finally found a job.
>>741306316it's a fucking statue why would it be embarrassed
>>74127140660% winrate is barely average so I don't know why you're bragging about that.
>>741301721She doesn't have hair, besides that ball floating just behind her head. Of course they're going to flesh out her model.
>>741307729If you're a meta slave maybe, but that statistically doesn't make sense lol.
>>741290408In the 12 years since this culture war bullshit started people have forgotten that the fight over character designs wasn't actually about the design itself but the character underneath it. It was just that people began to notice a pattern emerging where certain design elements often signaled shitty character writing. Characters don't have to be conventionally attractive to be hot/likeable/"good" etc, they just have to be something more than a vehicle for the devs shitty politics
>>741308603>h-heh I might be shit but at least I'm not a meta slave *sniff*
>>741303418I mean it's Volvo, in spite of the differences in model quality they might just say fuck it and leave it as is, we're talking about the company that thought the magazine tube in a shotgun was a second barrel for two games.
>>741309372Gun autism isn't character design
>>741284020your due for a 8 game loss streak soon
TF2roons love getting uppity about player count when 80%+ of their playerbase is bots or 3rd worlders using the game as a erp chat room, groomer club, or scam center to earn their next meal
>>741308603it doesn't make sense at all, statistically but the average gamer doesn't understand maths. If you maintain 60% over x amount of games you're gonna end up the #1 ranked player, if your WR doesn't start going towards 50% you're not in the right matchmaking bracket. so either you haven't played a lot of games or you're heading towards the top echelon of players rapidly (and it'll level out once you're there). I'm sure you understand this though
>>741309546lmao yeah I think it already started, I played 1 game today and it was the worst shitshow match I've seen. I'm talking a 50k difference at 20 minutes but I knew it was a loss 3 minutes in when my lane partner was playing like he was a carry in dota trying to get every last hit (not denies). It's hard to deny the 50 forced algo when it's not that you start losing, but you start losing in the most rigged matches you've ever since. If it was a clean game that ended in a regular loss I wouldn't be posting this
>>741296496He's built different
>>741275218>retard thats only seen alcoholics on tv and vidya
How do I even get in on this game?
>>741296496He's legitimately really talented at learning shit fast. Even GMs were impressed by how fast he ranked up in chess.
>>741309232What's the point of grinding ranks if you're just a boosted animal by the end of it?>>741310204Yep. Other arguments I've heard is that "oracle is low elo" even though it's like 70th percentile. Like if the game doesn't function at that point it's kind of cooked, no?
who's the best content creator for deadlock and why is it CF3?He makes me SLAP MY BELLY
>Enemy team dropping the rejuv>Go flying in as Lash>Completely whiff the ult by misstiming my jump>Get killed by all six enemy players>Press "You're Welcome" voice bind
>>741301059Aliya Will is unironically one of the hottest women I've ever seen
>>741311601giga
>>741311398>Like if the game doesn't function at that pointIts less that and the fact the game is incredibly early in its lifecycle. A high elo season 2-3 league player will be a shitter compared to a season 10 high elo player and beyond etc etcEveryone is shit now, even the higher MMRs and it will take time for the skill level of the game to grow.
so uhis the game fun and should I add a retard for an invite
>>741311442They're all shit. The only one I can sorta tolerate is Midlock because he doesn't take the game seriously, everyone else is either a boosted animal or some fucking parasite trying to get in early thinking it's their shot at fame or making it in esports.
>>741311398>Other arguments I've heard is that "oracle is low elo" even though it's like 70th percentile.It's a combination of just not knowing the stats, and equating "low elo" (objective mathematical system) with "being bad at the game" (generally subjective feeling). I have a friend who says you're shit at a game if you're not in the top 0.1% of players. Of course he's never played anywhere close to that level in any game but to his eyes you could be 95th percentile and still be a garbage scrub. so that's what's happening here. low elo is equated to bad player(subjective), any player under a certain threshold is bad, hence bad player is low elo
>>741312017YesYou can just ask on the steams forums and get a invite without doxxing yourself on here.Its how I did it.
>>741273443it must be so frustrating to you that your shitty troon game had objectively poor design while Deadlock has objectively good design, not to mention the fact that everyone loves Ivy but nobody liked Bazz
Does /v/ follow the competitve scene?https://www.youtube.com/live/Nb_jV7XKw8Q?si=tKc63HpJ4SubqC1K
>>741272953she will get updated dont worry
>>741312512I will never get over how shitty that cast is, like gun to my head bazz is the only one I can ever remember
>>741283163being shredded and broodingAbrams probably got a beer gut and lots of bodyhair under his shirt and that's nasty
>>741313087>Abrams probably got a beer gut and lots of bodyhair under his shirt and that's nastyhe's literally me...
>>741312152he just sounds salty ngltho deadlock is the kinda game to invite sweatlord baby men so it checks out
>>741311201Go to steam discussion page. Find literally any invite thread. Friend the guy giving out invites. Get the invite. Download the game and play it.The barrier to entry is an unlocked door. You just need to ask to be let in.
>>741268350this thing is a boy?(I am not here to talk about video games)
>No proper draft yetyea it's coming out in 2028 at the earliest, people are coping hugely if they think otherwise. I'm ascendant 4 not that it matters but the game is unbalanced as anything i've ever seen, even fundamental shit like objectives and economy feel bad
>>741314537Made for big hapa cock
>>741314647>Pocket is a they/them freakit's over...even Valve...
>>741268350>most of the playerbase are a bunch of zoomer Overwatch expatsFucking end me. No wonder half these people don't push objectives or know how to play as a team.
>>741311331>he's really talentedhe doesn't work a traditional job for a living, he gets paid to grind games all day because of stream watchers like you
>>741287346but he didn't get challenger in korea tho
>>741315331I don't know the guy but a lot(most? almost all?) of people hit hard plateaus no matter the amount of time you give them on something. I have a friend who had 600 hours on dota and he was genuinely trending towards 0 MMR when he played ranked. It baffled me that that was even happening. I think he quit at like 150 MMR.
>>741315253I am very surprised to see dota so low on there. but yeah it explains everything. I noticed, at least at my rank, "teams" are actually "every man out for himself" like people will instantly run from a winnable fight the moment it looks like they might die, letting everyone else die, and then dying 20 seconds later trying to get creeps or a jungle camp. insane.
>>741272953on my screen shes yoruichi btw
>>741312512Imagine having such stockholm syndrome that you can't see deadlock's designs are concord 2.0.
>>741315819not all. abrams, victor, venator, silver, pocket, lash, dynamo, vindicta, paradox, sinclair, kelvin, mo and krill, gheist. these are all good designs. some of the characters absolutely fit in concord though
>>741282974apparently most of her stuff was used for celeste, no more boho
When will they release Vyper new model?
>>741315819I know nothing of either game and at immediate glance I can say Deadlock is more hit than miss than Concord, which somehow missed every character (literally only the basic ass guy with SMG looks kinda okay by virtue of being fucking normal).
>>741316728you're wrong. bazz is the only cool character in concord.
>>741301059
>The "Lash school for kids who kinda suck at things" is actually a school for crippled orphans>The things they suck at is walking>Lash uses his proceeds to buy them wheelchairs and crutches Is there anything our benevolent benefactor won't do for his community?
>>741308642I laugh every time this pic is posted.The artist went the extra mile to edit her face to make her look extra retarded without being overly obvious like walleyed or dripping drool.
>>741315819you are one delusional tranny
why was dota 2's closed beta such a massive success and deadlock a total disaster?
>>741318019Do steam charts posters actually read the graphs posted.
>>741318268They're just baiting. The same question has already been asked and answered >>741277529
>>741278436you forgot to add>New hero's almost every week>when beta started rolling out the game was really far along compared to deadlocks forced alpha/leak>Big money was already involved, dota 2 launched with a million dollar matchpeople mistaking deadlock with a hero shooter has got to be the biggest one though, normies are fucking dumb
>>741318019if you've tried getting friends into this game then you'll see deadlock is appealing on the surface, but there's layers of mechanics nobody actually wants to interact with, they need to simplify movement especially.
>>741272783That's absurd. Warcraft looks fucking atrocious. Dota and Deadlock have two of the best looking hero rosters. I'd ask you what game has a better-looking hero roster, but you think Warcraft looks good, so I can't imagine anything you say will ever be of any substance.
>>741318019invite-only without any trackers or rewards for inviting your friendsclear focus on dev testing, in-game pop-ups asking for feedback, characters left intentionally broken to test items and map changes, etc.stats are hidden behing an inconspicuous UI element, eliminating kids and stoners from the pool of converted usersincomplete models and placeholders with no obvious coomer characters until Minathe most damning thing is that there's no regular hero releases, alpha/beta rewards, or tournamnets announced so the wizards who treat gaming like a job don't have much reason to evangelize for the game
>>741319445>the most damning thing is that there's no regular hero releases, alpha/beta rewards, or tournamnets announced so the wizards who treat gaming like a job don't have much reason to evangelize for the gameThe fact it has a active playerbase despite that says enough really.Will be interesting to see if it hits 150k players next batch or more.
>>741288439>had a planned relationship with Lash in the VNhuhh???
>>741272953Most people think she looks pretty cool. I think she's one of the worst looking characters in the game, but someone's always going to be the worst.>>741273443YouTube is full of artists saying the exact opposite, so I think you might be trying too hard. I don't really like Haze, but her design isn't weird at all. She's obviously some kind of glowie.
>>741277529It's a semi-new idea and you're comparing it to a mod that blew up while ignoring all the ones that didn't. That's all. Dota has always been kinda' whatever in most Western countries, though. It's more of a Chinese/Russian game.
>>741319318That's some weapons-grade copium. Warcraft revolutionized fantasy art. There's a reason 90% of modern fantasy copies it.>>741319557>shartists on jewtube said thingShe's not obviously anything except DEIslop.
>>741306637She's a statue with morals and feelings
>>741290296based valve saving you from the fate of playing deadslop
>>741273265mina is best girl
>>741319261Sounds like BF2 where 99% of games are decided by who has the better jet trooper main.
>>741272183They were definitely using the fujimoto method of writing female characters
>>741320309also she's nice and doesn't want to make her male teammates have to go into battle hampered by their own understandable erections
>she's le niceI would literally let Geist spit in my mouth and put cigarettes out on me
>>741318019DotA, HoN, and LoL already existed
>>741273265>>741296784>>741320490She's evil btw. She'd cuck you for fun
>triple A game where Christianity is legit real and gives you powers No wonder the jews on here want it to fail.
I fucking love doorman! I love using doors for funny ambushes and escapes! I love sending people away on my cart! I love being the guy people want to kill on sight in matches!
Yamato is so fun.
>>741319845Western fantasy art has always been shit and Warcraft is several tiers worse. That's why anime became so popular. I might go as far as to say nothing looks worse than Warcraft. One of the problems with Dota 2 is too much of it still looks like Warcraft.>She's not obviously anything except DEIslopThere's only so many ways you can design a magical negress and Valve has always been like this. All of their games have token blacks and mystery meat people, so a character like Calico was a foregone conclusion.But even if I dislike Calico, I can just look at LoL, Overwatch, Valorant and Apex and think, "Okay, it could be worse."
>>741323951what am I suppose to build on her?
>>741316578it was scrapped. she will always have two legs.
>>741324146Her 1 is a fucking nuke, and her healing is pretty decent. Focus on spirit damage and healing, and never interrupt 1 unless it's a guaranteed kill.
>>741324205Welwraith won
>>741270660Put new KOTH zones for when your behind. Like the places where you can pick up the Urn closer to your base. The enemy has to travel further to contest, and you capture it quicker.
>>741324085>anime is le better>these games that are way more anime than this ugly shitheap are le badYou're not fooling anyone with these mental gymnastics, redditor.
>>741268350how long u think they will use its beta excuse 2 3 years? dog shit game
>>741327121Dota 2 is still beta
>>741312512>seeing DAW without fleekazoid AI filterlol i forgot how bad he is
>>741324239thank you
>>741268350cute feet
>>741293264NOOOOOOOO DON'T FLY ME INTO THE ENEMY BASE NOOOOOOOOOO
>>741272953Unironically, how would you fix Calico's design? I would just rip off Storm. Rivals steals so much from other games anyways
>>741329064Exactly the same, but with a bob cut, purple lipstick, and much tighter pants
>>741329064Either make her a catgirl, or just do this >>741329384
>>741329064nigger
>wraith hits you with 5 jokershow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>741330396Boosh.
>>741329064just give her white facial features and keep the dark skin, shrimple as that.
>>741312848Sex with her cat
>>741327981Shädman would have loved graves
>>741330704he's out of prison though
>>741322045>looks like 9 commandments will have to do for todaymade me kek
>>741271147What a goober.
>>741301059>recently found out of her on youtube >listening to ASMR of her rn>you post hergod damn didnt know she made hot as fuck cosplays too. I think i might go nut to her rn
>>741322045Why is he playable in the first place? Wasn't he sent to kill the patrons and not work for them?
>>741269390>sheFuck this game, I refuse to play it now.
>>741332095Killing one eldritch deity out of two ain't a bad deal
WHO THE FUCK LUBED UP THIS SNAKE
>>741332579>not wanting cute female gargoyle wife
>vyper needs to be a snake>shiv needs to be not a monkey>calico needs proper hair at the bare minimum>bebop needs to be wider and scrapper>several heroes with robotic arms need to not have robotic arms>I have no idea what the fuck they need to do with sinclair
>>741274293>>741274734What if they rob Heroes of the Storm and add the Raven Court obj where you have to capture 3 tributes over the course of a match to disable towers and reduce all enemy creeps to 1 hp for 1 minute?
>>741332859This thing is ugly. You have brainworms.
>>741333762I didn't say she wasn't. I said she's cute, I didn't say she's not ugly. She's so nice and happy that in spite of being ugly, she's still also cuteAin't you ever heard of gap moe
>>741333762Sir, we like monsters here
More cutevy, please...
>>741329064make her egyptian themed with cat motifs
>>741334429>>741334401How is she so smoochable guys? I don't get how a gargoyle is so cute
>>741334467Latina magic, I thinkIt must be
>>741268350pronebone plapping this gargoyim
>>741334512>>741334556>>741334587*kissu*
>>741334345dam rite
AHEM
>ywn cuddle with a gold hearted latina goblin who loves you sincerely and would fight the entire cities underworld to protect you
The Lash is so lucky
>>741268350My wifeYou can all sit on the cuck couch and watch
>>741335109Lash fuck off, go lose to Bebop or something
>>741335109I'm busy with my wife, but thanks for the invitation
Let a gargoyle sit on your face.
>>741335152
>>741335230Don't mind if I do, in fact she can stay there
>>741335190Your wife is my dog
>Ivy thread
>>741335332My wife is my WOLF
Does she turn into stone during orgasm?
MINA HAAAAA rise up and take what's yours
Golly, there's so much good Ivy art in this thread.Thanks a bunch, fellas. I haven't had anything new to save in forever.
>>741335474You gotta hope notImagine the sudden weight on top of you
>>741335580No worries anonWe love gargoyles here
>>741335048Where did all Lash x Ivy thing come from?
>>741335580It's quite incredible, is it not?
>>741335835The leaked bits of Ivy's VNShe can strike up a bit of a friendship with him in some routes and he's surprisingly nice to her in his dialogue, even says straight up he respects her for how pissed off she made Mendoza
>>741336031I want to unwrap Ivy and kiss her entire body, stony or smooth... she can keep the panties on, thats my fetish
1 mentally ill faggot spamming
>>741336081>spammingI was asked for Ivy images and I'm providing on this imageboardFAGGOT
>>741336081>He doesn't appreciate Ivy picsKill yourself niggerBless the Ivy poster for expanding my collection
>>741333187>shiv needs to not be a monkeyhe's the only baxter society character without an animal companion, if he loses the monkey look then he won't fit the visual motif and he'll lose the story implication>calico hairretard
>>741336081>he doesn't want more 'goyles You can post your own favorite Deadlock girl if you want, anon.
What flavor of latinx is Ivy supposed to be?
>>741336339>What flavor of latinx is Ivy supposed to be?ugly
>Look up Ivy r34>Fat shit>Futa shit>Shit shitWhy does this happen. Where is the cute and sexy stuff? I want to see her blushing and love making
>>741336339IIRC the Arroyos are supposed to be Puerto Rican or something? Truth is she's probably more of a New Yorker, culturally speaking, than she is Latin since so much of her time is spent beating up gangsters. I sorta figure Spanish Harlem has diverged from the other Latin nationalities in the same way Italian Americans did.
>>741336442>I want to see her blushing and love makingYou'll have to face the truth at some point, anon. Barely anyone at all draws wholesome stuff these days. Most artists have been at it long enough to fall pretty far down the hedonic treadmill.
>>741336313he is ex werewolf, so animal thing is covered here
>You will never do eskimo kisses with Ivy
>>741268350I want to rub my dick on her titless clavicle
>Ixia was annexed by US after their first contact with new dimension>made Ixia a new US state >somehow Ixia still have royalty ruller (Apollo and his family)huh?
Woke DIE game that has a Sweet baby inc collab, not playing this shit
>>741274029nah all the girls have a gigantic fat ass you can stare at the whole gameA lot of the models aren't finished so hopefully they'll improve over time
>>741335190your wife is getting busy with strangers behind the dumpster
Wolfgirl pits.
>Team sucks>Now on the hook for 45 minutes of painI won't lie, I'm not great either, but I see people going 0/16 and I don't get it.
>>741336846south Ixia is controlled by America north Ixia is still sovereign and that's where Apollo was bornhim being enrolled into a school in New York still doesn't make any goddamn sense (unless his dad is trying to bargain a peace treaty, Ixian society seems like the kinda nation that respects military power and knows they'll get fucked if they go all out war)
>>741278436>new IP (this is actually good but people are not as accommodating as they think)They'll be very accomodating since it's a Valve IP, also the dewokeing has done wonders>very complex controls beyond run and gun, and unless you learn movement you'll get fuckedVery complex is a big stretch>MUCH higher skill ceilingThank fucking god>shooter players get disappointed by abilities, and non-shooter players get disappointed by being forced to aimIt's like you wanna argue people having to learn anything at all is forbidden or somethingYou really don't know anything about games if you don't know learning is a big part of the enjoyment>people think it's a hero shooter while it's really just a regular MOBANah they had enough time and streamers talking about it that this wont be a problem, ironically the leak might've been one of the best things that happened to Deadlock>released after the golden age of MOBAsJust like Baldurs Gate 3 was released after the golden age of crpgs, and synthwave after the 80s, and citybuilders being better than ever years after Banished, how Elden Ring became the most sold soulslike despite how many came before, so on and so forth.>market is full of hero shooters which this game keeps getting miscategorized asIt is a hero shooter and more, and there is one other succesful hero shooter right now and it's bleeding players already.
>>741337045>trying to bargain a peace treatyhis son is already lusting for human girl instead of Ixian
>>741336846south ixia is the state and north is where apoolo is from
>>741336994
>>741337030If you press the F keys 1-5 you can check in on your teammates.Whenever I've seen someone going 0/X it's because they're getting caught out all the time.They suck at moving, and don't have the souls to buy boots & stamina.
>>741337292you will use ze kube and you will like it!
>>741268350I bet she'd wrap her tail around your shoulders and/or neck while proneboneing (cute)
Oh my god Valve you are so pathetic for marketing this game on hereJust admit your character designs are very niche - they're all Tumblr homosexuals/have gay little forelocksLiterally negative appeal to heterosexualsThe shader looks crap and unappealingYou're trying to pretend a weird androgynous bat creature has sex appealThe 20's "Polio-core" setting isn't done by other games because it sucks. Nobody thinks the Great Gatsby is cool
who the hell is Graves' teacher and how sexy is she
Loreheads, was there slavery in Deadlock's timeline? I assume Valve just doesn't touch it but I'm curious.
>>741268350Boricua Gargoyle built for BWC
>>741337402Valve hasn't made a good looking game since TF2
>>741337426Of course there was, game's universe only take a new turn in early 1900s, it's a same as ours before that
>>741337426it was standard human history until the 1850s when all the magical shit appeared I bet there was loads of nigga magicians running around the cotton fields
>>741337402I feel like these posts are specifically made by people who hate cats. It's like they believe that by attaching a picture of a cat to an absolutely dogshit horrendous post, it will somehow make people hate cats by proxy.
>>741318019The world still knew earnestness, hype was a word that meant something back then.
>>741337426I'm not a burger history buff, but Deadlock timeline started splitting off anywhere between 1850 - 1900 depending on when they decide to actually date the gameYou tell me from there, Valve hasn't touched on the topic at all thus far and probably won't at all, given how sensitive burgeroids are these days
>>741337518So that's why they do it
>>741337445These threads have a mod babysitting them and they look through your post history if you criticize it, it's slimy as hell
>we have werewolf >we have gargoyle cat/cheetah person when?
>>741337559emancipation proclamation was issued 1863 but the south was firmly holding onto their slaves for years after, took awhile until all the niggas where 100% freebut the first maelstrom that caused all the magical stuff to appear happened after 1880 far when slavery was over
>>741337714Sorry, bro. You got Calico.
>>741337810>wake up>see this starring at you what to do?
>>741337878try to push her off my chest, I can't fucking breath
>>741337878Ask her how she slept
>hits eternus>now all I do is perma smurf on initiate accountsI just have fun at the expense of others idgaf :D
>>741330423https://youtu.be/Q_4VjWNUb2E?si=0ahXvJsjnCI2lbTM
>>741337030if I get team mates who dont do anything sometimes I just run it down to get it out of my system, I didnt sign up for 45 minutes of your ego based npc farming if youre a carried wraith or sevencuck with no skill or game sense
>>741337932purely from a selfish perspective you shouldn't do this if you like the game, no new players means a dead game eventually
>>741338060thats why you do an equal part stomping and then full running it down. It's like staying neutral karma in fallout
>>741338164thats not how it works you brown retard
>>741337932They look like they blow up
sex with ivy
>one girl managed to defeat criminal syndicate without killing anyone in it???
>>741338273no hole, just smooth, cool stone
>>741338214thats exactly how it works. idiot
>Half the cast still looks like unfinished placeholder shit 2 years into IceFraud's """""public"""" alphaI know Valve is legendary for their laziness and inability to commit to something due to their desks on wheels policy, but it can't kill them to make a model or 2 for Sinclair or especially Yamato, who STILL looks like a fucking forehead alien?And no, don't bring up that dogshit model that got leaked, it looks like Carmen Sandiego, they need to redo it.
>>741338331You are gross.
>>741337851>Turning Calico into a cat/cheetah personSounds good to me.
>>741338403They should just commit and make Yamato an alien with a poorly conceived disguise. Make her forehead larger and wider, with a little toupee on the top.
>>741273287lol
>>741339437No, you just have to fuck Ava.
>>741314797I'm still convinced they were pressured into that from redditors who noticed that coincidentally no one called him "he". It would be bad vibes to come out and say "erm now he's not an alphabet person, you're all projecting"
>>741340563I guess I'd be alright with Calico staying a sheboon if they made Ava sexier.
>>741340694Pocket is they/them as a joke about Puck but good luck telling psychotic discord trannies about it without them threatening to cut off their dicks over it
>>741270558Have you tried enjoying videogames instead of being cynical and joyless
Once you we the stage of the game where I only tickle people, is there anything I can buy to make it better? I play gun ivy btw
>>741337878Kiss
>>741337714Buff mesoamerican anthro jaguar warrior.
>>741337714I hope it's a cute boy
what
Big fan of Rem
>>741268350PLEASE tell me this artist does porn of Ivy. Best version of her I’ve seen so far.
>Cute outfit>Smelly>Big noseYeah, I'm thinking Graves is the best
>>741345074Give him an actual child voice actor and we're gold, the current quirky chungus is so bad it's unreal
>>741345341I think most of the lines are pretty good, there's definitely a few that could be improved though
>>741345218I need to put my nose up her butthole and take a big sniff
>>741342615>a UFO crashing in the ancient MesoamericaThat's just the plot of Serious Sam: The Second Encounter.
>>741345498I don't remember writing this post
Don't even play this gameLove Ivy
>>741345638this
>>741345218>>741345627jewish coded
>>741345792Both her parents are lawyers lmao
>>741345218very stinky
>>741346573The FACES of Deadlock...Infernus is probably there somewhere too.
>>741346451pics of her butthole?
>>741268350Who knows.
I had a horrible game just now where I hit almost no shots, kept chain dying and literally everyone on the enemy team could solo kill me even after going full defense out of desperation with the farm I had I played silver
>>741348493Many such cases
>>741287642cry fat tranny
Now that the thread is past bump limit, Silver's ass
>>741348552I feel ashamed
>>741348972Don't be, anon. They can't all be whompers. Just improve and do better next time and/or buy ring of repick and pick an actual hero
>>741274029>>741274054Vindicated immediately after.
>>741349239But it I pick someone else I don't get to look at her legs during sliding jumping or ziplining
>>741349439Then you're gonna have to get creative. Start memebuildin', boyI hear bolamaxxing spirit Silver is unironically decent
