>21 years old>full head of hairUnrealistic.
I have a full head of hair at 35 but I can't grow a beard for shityou win some you lose some
Why does he have such lickable lips?
39, full head of leon hair, no gray at alli lucked out, most dudes i know went full norwood in their mid 20s
>>741325371My hair started going grey at 17 so I kinda relate to the whole meme of aging early, sadly.(top of my head is still brown colour but back n sides are fully grey along with my beard. I'm 42 now)
>>741326051A kewl looking bro you are
>>741325493>>741325820>>741326051Wizards, does life get better once you hit 30?
>>741325371>21>not even any stubblegrim
>>741326286No lol, my 30s have been absolutely miserable so farBut I lost my wizard status in my mid-20's so maybe that's where I fucked up.
>>741325493>I can't grow a beard for shitI'm jelly. My beard grows too damn fast.
>>741326286Until about 38 and then you might as well end it
>>741326286that's up to you
>>741326286Indeed. You get your choice of new abilities at 30, as well as your first spell. You unlock new spells every year, and new abilities every 10. Only a few months away from unlocking my second ability, which is pretty exciting
>>741326286
>>741326051I knew a guy that had full white hair in his late 20s early 30s. Looked kinda badass
>>741326286At 30 you feel your health going permanently downhill.
>>741326579only if you make the wrong choicesstop drinkingstop smokingstop eating slop
>>741326286Going into your 30s is pretty good because all the 18 yr girls want to fuck you but ultimately you know they'll run off with chad eventually and then you get into your mid/late 30s n start having a mid life crisis and just want it all to end. Few make it, most don't
i have a full luscious head of hair at 28 as a man because im on estrogen. you guys should try it too
>>741326638I literally have ice cream for breakfast and usually chicken nuggets for dinner every day, God should've not been a fat dumb retard and made healthy food actually taste decent instead of like poopThe first man who creates a breed of broccoli that tastes like Oreos will be a gorillionaire
>>741326286If you play your cards right, yeah. I didn't and live everyday having bursts of pic related.
>>741326741American post.
>>741326741>ice cream for breakfast and usually chicken nuggets for dinner every day
>>741326837Nobody else has the right to post here without begging for permission first, so of course, inferior being
>>741326286Yes, but only after I found Christ
>>741326286Well I have decent money to enjoy things. But im also priced out of owning my own home so im in my parents basement still. Just taking life day by day. Dad is realizing he isnt going to live forever and its making him depressed. Boomers, right? Its gonna get worse before it gets better.
>>741326741bro, your cheesy broccoli?
>>741326902Where was he?
>>741326902Why stop there? There are many other entities. Surely something better awaits you. Be smart.
>>741326741Why do zoomers have eternal child palates? My little brothers eat the same food they've been eating since they were toddlers and I'm not exaggerating. Noodles. Chicken nuggets. Sugarshit. That's it. What the fuck is wrong with you pathetic losers?
>>741326902christcuck
>>741326741sorry anon but you're not going to make it with this mindset
>>741326286No it sucks. Especially once you start getting flabby no matter what you do. I've been skinny all my life, I don't overeat, I work a job where I'm physically active, and somehow I've still got a hint of a gut.
>>741326956cheese can't mask the rotten taste of ass underneath it, you can't slather a turd in cheese and make it taste good>>741327028I'm 43, add a 0 on the end and you get close to my weight, suck a shitlog out of my eternally clogged toilet retard.>uh durr hurr why don't you eat stuff that tastes absolutely fucking vile
>>741326286depends on how you've prepared for it
>>741327028>zoomers
>>741327086I eat all kinds of food. You're just an uncultured swine and disgusting slob and you should kill yourself whenever you get the chance. The only sad part is whoever has to dispose of your disgusting lardass corpse.
>>741326351Thanks for sharing, also feeling like my wizard status has died after turning 26 (also a fuckup). Hope life clears up for you, even for a little.>>741326392>>741326430Yeah, can't really see myself past 35 desu but depends on the person I guess>>741326436Congrats, what ability you looking at?>>741326492Same
>be 19 years old>step into the shower>noticed a shit ton of hair on my hands>shower floor was covered with hair>knew it was overI just remember thinking as a kid that I might go bald at my 40's, not late teens.Also started to develop a bald spot at around 21.Kinda wild that we don't have a cure for baldness, seems like something that should exist by now.And when I say 'cure', as in a one-and-done and of deal, maybe one time session of a few applicants of injections to the head area to restore hair.
>>741327160>>741327150This is the underage filth we have posting here now, mouthing off as if they have the right to speak.
>>741325371lol your genetics are shitI didn't start balding until I hit mid thirties
>>741326286I'm not a wizard but it's pretty good. Definitely better than in my 20s.
>>741326579Yeah, heard that but wonder if that's mental or as other anon's pointed out, choices that go against you in the long run. Excluding those who rolled bad luck early on>>741326671True, if you set yourself up for that. Put the work in now and get dividends later.>>741326790I am sorry man, hopefully something opens up for you to enjoy, even if its briefly>>741326902Hey, if you feel like its pointing you in the right direction then by all means>>741327071Already fighting against that, former student-athlete and I am getting those hints too. Fucking blows.
>>741327148You eat shit slathered in cheese or not? What's the point of your post besides random seething? Again, if I'm supposed to eat healthy, then healthy food shouldn't taste like someone sneezed into my mouth.
>>741327368>healthy foodSteak and grilled chicken taste like someone sneezed into your mouth? Learn how to cook you dumb fat retard.
>>741327327there's still time to change
>>741325371>21 with full head of hairPerfectly reasonable. I did start losing some of my hair when I turned 24 and I'm currently a NW 2 but I thankfully managed to control my hairloss with topical dutasteride. You guys can do the same if you start early or else it's literally over unless you get a hair transplant.
>>741327028>be very picky tendies and pizza tier eater until I became an adult and started actually eating food>while at family gatherings family members would act very surprised and say shit like "You know there's mushroom in that, right?" or "Remember how Anon would only eat x? He's very grown up now!"
>>741326286i have seen literally no change in anything from 26 to 36, other than i'm stronger, faster, and smarter now. according to zoomers, however, you're decrepit at 25, and then you instantly die at 30.
>>741327547I grew out of eating like a toddler around 10 years old. I truly fucking loathe picky eaters, they are subhuman.
>>741327426Chicken is ridiculously bland no matter what. You can make the outside taste decently but unless it's super thin or ground you are inevitably biting into a thick piece of meat that has no fucking flavor. Same thing with steak.>learn how to cookFuck off nigger, I'm not expending an ounce more of effort in feeding my fat maw. You come over here and cook for me, for free, if you care that much.
>>741327542define "losing hair" because losing like 50 hairs a day is normal also don't comb your hair with a shitty comb
>>741325371I didn't start losing my hair until I was 30, and even then I still got most of it at 38. Now I just shave it bald twice a year, and it feels awesome. For real you young dudes, it's just hair, and if anybody treats you lesser for having less of your hair, then those are some folks you don't want to be friends with in the first place. Release your attachments, release your suffering.
>>741326390Want to change?t. beard grows fast as fuck but only in patches and partially red and partially gray that makes me look like a bum
>>741327643>niggerYou're the nigger who can't even learn how to cook. Buy a fucking $100 weber grill and some natural lump mesquite charcoal and learn how to fucking grill you lazy worthless blob. You might even develop a hobby, if there's enough testosterone floating around in that fat-blood mixture glooping through your veins.
>>741327086>I'm 43, add a 0 on the end and you get close to my weightThis is good news, at least you're going to die of health-related problems within the next decade or so since you obviously have no intention of cleaning yourself up even at the age of fourty fucking three.
>>741327605Nice stuff anon, keep it rolling.
>>741327547embrace it, i used to be like that too. i used to hate carrots, and every christmas my aunt would dump a bunch of carrots on my plate and laugh at my retarded overreaction to carrots. decades later as an adult, she still puts a bunch of carrots on my plate and i'll go>ERM, AUNTY?>WHY ARE THERE CARROTS ON MY PLATE?and everyone gets a good laugh.
>>741327150What do you mean you FEEL like it died? You know how becoming a wizard at 30 works, right?
>>741327327>Put the work in now and get dividends later. I wasted my entire 30s working 60+ hours per week hoping to have a better life, maybe even move abroad to a better climate (UK weather is dogshit) but by the end with all the high taxation, inflation, rent etcetc I actually had nothing. Literally nothing. I went on holiday once in that 10 years (cost about 500 total so nothing fancy) still in the same rented shithole, paying rediculous taxes and getting fucked by our jew puppet pedo priminister. That's when I have up and took the neet life. Now my rent & bills are payed for with neetbux and I get to play vidya & jerk off everyday. Fuck it.Also why the fuck bother working when illegal braindead niggers invade the country and get everything for free. Fuck that. I'll get back to work once the muslim child raping pieces of shit have been kicked out
>>741326286My life now at 34 is better overall both mentally and physically than in my late 20s. You start to give less and less of a shit, but in a good way. Like I care about my health and wellbeing and stuff but I’m more mentally at ease because I care less about frivolous things that would cause me stress when I was younger.
>>741327896How the fuck do people like you get enough free money to just live off it?
>>741327836thanks. i'm not a genetics expert or anything, but my grandfather is still muscular with a six pack at 88. he also doesn't really "seem" old, if you know what i mean. he doesn't speak slowly, no brain fog, super sarcastic and funny. basically he's exactly the same since i was a little kid. maybe he naps a bit more, but what else do you do when you're 28 years into retirement lol.
>>741326741>broccoli>healthy food
>>741326286you're in a better place mentally having survived the trials and tribulations of your 20's, you stop caring about vain and stupid things that used to haunt you, like what other's think, your appearance, you become less self-conscious, feel less pressure and social anxiety, people treat you with a bit more respect, they might even actually listen to what you say sometimes.however your body starts failing, your parents start getting old, you start to become dreadfully aware of your mortality, it's a new set of anxietiesoverall I'd say it's better, my 20's was nothing but stress
>>741327028The parents are to blame. If everyone knew they could get what they wanted they'd do it all the time. I grew up where If you didn't eat what mum cooked you didn't eat, simple as that.My only acception is I couldn't eat mac n cheese the melted cheese smell made me physically sick so she would throw 2 pieces of toast at me when they ate that
>>741327896Fuck, living in the UK. My condolences but seems you've settle in and are content. As the other anon mentioned, must be a good stream of neetbux to chill out especially in the UK but I could be mistaken.
>>741327968Right on, that's whats up
>>741328083>>741327943This is total bullshit, the rage at all the worthless pieces of human shit on here that have horrible opinions and WILL talk back instead of silencing their fucking mouths when you tell them of it only gets worse and worse. I have to hide posts here constantly because I know I will be up until 3 in the fucking morning arguing back and forth with some ball of garbage that, for some reason, has an undeserved sense of ego so they will actually try and defend themselves when told that no, Deltarune is not a good game and they don't have the right to speak about it here. The sheer arrogance and cuntiness of most of humanity is so overwhelming that I have to hide from it all and spend far less time on here than I used to. inb4 some shining fucking example of the exact breed of nigger filth I'm talking about replies to this post
Age and where you at
>>741326286Lost my wizard status before raching 40 with a young big booty latina who likes sex a lot. She'll probably ditch me eventually, but I'll enjoy her while I can. since bringing her here cost me a lot of money.
>>741328251I was VA by like 23
>>74132825123. Left side - 1; Right side - 2.5
>>741326741Broccoli is fucking delicious with some salt and lemon idg why people don't like it.
>>741328363>idg why people don't like it
>>741328242
>>741326286no but the older i grow the less shits i give
>>74132825134, VA. Tried Minoxidil a year ago but it did nothing. Now I’ve started buzzing it at 3mm. Does not look terrible so I’m fine with it.
>>741328363It tastes like a fart smells.
>>741328363100%, go to method for broccoli
>>741328363It makes my pee smell really strong and it's embarassing
>>741327028>when you find yourself eating like a miser with bowls of barely cooked rice and porridge>even a can of beans is considered a luxury good nowOn the plus it's cheap but who knows how long that will last.
>>741325371he's just a young boy
>>741328742interesting, thought that was mainly with asparagus. Never had that issue with broccoli. my condolences anon.
>>741328848which one is which I can't tell with this guy
>>741326579just stop being a fat sack of shit
>>741328848finally someone posted it
>>741328848
>>741328130I can't say it's easy. Afterall I had to visit the foodbank today but I'd have to work 50 hours just to be where I am right now. Make that make sense. The gov has well & truly fucked the country.Not to mention our entries civilisation is based upon slavery to fill the pockets of those who manufactured it, with the likes of rothschild.Schools are indoctrination camps that teach no life skills other than how to be a good goy slave & the insane amount of rewriting history to fit their globalist narrative.. History literally being erased. Then take a look at Isreal those hoodnose bastards get free housing, free schools/health along with free nazi bucks every month meanwhile the rest of us slave away, nah fuck that.My inaction is an action against their agenda
>>741326051>>741326570witcher genes. I'm jelly
>>741328848agarradlo!
>>741325371Bro...
>>741326051>go grey at 14>will end up looking like Doc Brown by the endIt do be like that sometimes
>those anons talking about balding in their 30sI've never seen it happen. Every bald guy was already balding in their early 20s.
>>741326974In my heart.>>741327015There is no one above Christ.>>741327047I love you.>>741327327Thanks, friend.
>>741328963I naively thought we'd get through one thread without /pol/itics. I was wrong
>>74132825128, III don't think I'll bald before my sixtieson the other hand, I have that kind of shitty wavy hair that only looks good either cut short or shoulders down long. I'll never be able to rock that sick Leon sidesweep or that Vergil slickback
>>741328251IVA baby, getting real thin on top
>>741328848god damn there's been some fucking stupid forced memes over the years. Yet every time I tried throwing a new meme out there it was ignored. I'm convinced there's discord groups or maybe even "influencers" themselves that push whatever they want, and the lemmings out there just follow because they want to feel cool.
>>741329591please kill yourself
why do amerisharts lose their hair at 16?
>>741326286work on yourself and get into spirituality (not religion) if you don't care about having kids or women. if you have a good family then be there for them.
>>741329591Fifth generational meme warfare is a thing now. Whether it is being farmed out to groups like that on a gig basis in another story. Monsoon was just ahead of the curve in regards to his statements.
>>741328883You're saying these are the same guy?
>>741329632you're cool bro>>741329761Damn, so Terence Mckenna the mushroom guy was right. He talked about memes in the 90s and described it as "the smallest unit of thought possible." I'm starting to believe meme's were a deliberate CIA operation in order to reduce cognitive functioning.
>>741329874Damnit I meant to say "aren't" wish there was an edit button.
>>741326390thisI hate having to shave every weekif I could somehow laser-remove every single hair on my face, I'd do it without hesitation
/v/ros... Is it over for me? Should I just go bald? t. 20 years old
>>741330275Nah you've still got time.
>>741330226Try every fucking day, man why can't hair just grow on our heads and eyebrows
>>741330275Take the fawlty towerspill and bring back the comb over.
>>741325493>be me>33yrs old>full head of hair>can grow a full beard>White>6'1" tall>6.7" cock>fit>poor (less than 1k a year)True. You can't always win in life.
>>741330275finasteride + hair transplant. You still have a chance if you take action now.
>>741330226laser hair removal is a thing though?
>>741326390>>741330226My mustache and goatee grow perfectly but my cheeks just refuse to fully fill in. I just keep a short detached mustache+goatee combo for now because I hate shaving
>>741325371It was the 90s. Decades well before your time.
>>741325371>hardest zoomer cheevo>keep your hair
>>74132825138 @ 2, and have been for about 15 years, looks pretty sick. I lost my job and cant afford to eat real food so the hair is ....thinning? I cant tell what to call it, the hairs are literally getting more thin, but not in the way people describe "thinning hair", This has happened once before and was remedied by having money again and not eating carbs all the time
>>741326286I found my first job after 34 and the life got better
>>741333517What was that first job
>>741333584Retail
>>741325371I'm 38 and I'm a Norwood 1. Also have a 7.5" cock. Unfortunately, I'm 5'7"
>>741325493thats normal for asians
>both sides of the family have full heads of hair all their life but they always buzzcut it>be me>have long ass hair that i get compliments on well into my 30sthey squandered the gift. plus the meme where younger girls like older guys is true, zoomies and old hags lied to me
>>741333821>when your penis is taller than you are
>>741330226>>741326390Mutton chops are the one style of hair I wish I could try. Don't take it for granted.
>>74132825132 and probably a 2? Maybe a 1 if I'm being generousProbably the one thing I'm grateful for, but I still get anxious
>>741333859Just having a full head of hair and being slim will keep you do the job in your 30s. I'm 32 and NYC is like shooting fish in a barrel with zoomettes in their early to mid 20s. I'm literally 5'5" too lmao, that's probably why women my age don't like me
>>741334098NYC is an outlier though. It's like the only city in the entire country where the sex balance is in men's favor
>>741334098will do the job in your 30s*jesus
>>741334098maybe i should go to NY
I want to try some mid-length (just a little above shoulders). I thought about Mulllet but maybe you can recommend something else?
>>741334250>MullletYou going for the safe sleazy look? Don't it's shit.
>>741334126yeah but I think that's balanced a bit by me being 5'5". i think most men in their 30s just let themselves go. >>741334186you should. even though I had relationships in other places, NYC is legitimately the easiest place for men in the US to date. here, women actually approach me, and the women on average are way more attractive. for comparison, I was sexless for the 2 years I was in san jose.
>>741333517I hope I can do this someday
i got a friend that literally said"i only played re4r and re9 but i can't wait for veronica because capcom always delivers"2 games they played, not even re2r, but capcom "always" delivers.
>>741334359Is it actually easy to move to and work in NYC? I just assume it's expensive as fuck and impossible to get an apartment and decently paying job
>>741334478why are people like this
>>741333517nice anon
>>741328848btw leon is based on dicaprio, that hairstyle was literally leo's signature in the 80/90.all women in love with leon are just like the boomers women in love with dicaprio all over again
>>741326286If you take your health seriously sure. Unless you have a severe disability your health is always in your control. I'm 37 and losing a job I've had for 16 years, both my parents are retired and in declining health, and the future is incredibly uncertain. However, literally, I have my health. I'm thinner than I was in my 20s among other things and I feel great. Everyone gets shit on at some point, but when you do at least be healthy. I don't really think about wizardhood anymore. You can't miss what you never had, and at this point being healthy, finding a new job, and doing what I can for my parents are the most important priorities.
>>741334502yeah, it's not hard to find a job. it is expensive as fuck, I have a roommate, and I'm comparatively underpaid compared to financebros since NYC is not a very good city for traditional engineering. i'd get paid way more in the bay area or austin, but at the price of becoming unfuckable. if you're okay with the cons, this is easily the best place for social opportunities at my age. i don't regret it in the slightest.
I really need to break out of being NEET and get a girl before 30. Couple years away now haha...I'm going insane.Socially crippled and anxiety is really bad. Fuck me.
>>741334741if you are white you can go anywhere in asia and have women throw themselves at you
>>741334708also, if you don't have a career or whatever, there's tons of men in their 30s and 40s working for pennies at record stores, bottle shops, retail, and they still have really nice social lives and slay like crazy. the artsy, poor 40-year-old with peter pan syndrome is a common stereotype around here. point is, you can get by.
>>741326286Depends on what you're doing with your life. I upskilled and became a contractor. Now I have more time to go running, hiking, play games.
>>741334806I am but for one I have no money and going alone seems odd. Second I heard that's not how it used to be?
>>741325371>Turn 41 in September>Hairline is a bit in the corners but still have 95% of my hair.Praise Allah!
>>741334628There's some Tom Cruise as well. Leon's DLC costume in Remake 4 is a clearly an homage to Cruise in Interview with VampireNo wonder Leon's so popular, he's the essence of 90's dreamboat.
>>741333517The last time I worked any job was 2019.In 2025 I started applying got some interviews for Casino security surveillance room and I was never called back. They kept asking me shit like "What's an example of high quality customer service you have given in the past" and I just said I don't remember. I know that's not a good answer but I legit couldn't think of anything.I hate the fact that I'm expected to just lie on all the questions as if that's normal.If you are honest u don't make it far in this modern world.
>>741335264you know you can do something constructive about that right?get some entry level job (food delivery, pick packing), or heck volunteer at a coop store and make note of work experiences that give you material to use in interviews
>43>Full head of lustrous hair>But my facial hair looks like I glued pubes onGuess its either one or the other.
>>741328251I'm like a IIA
>>741335264Yeah all job interviews are just tests on how good you are at lying. It's so fucking ass backwards.
>>741335626>forgot age Late 30s
>Remember playing Deux Ex HR in 2011, thinking how I'd be 30 when the game was set>Felt like forever away>It's now next yearI never asked for this
>>741335803I remember when black ops 2 was released and how i felt that 2025 was like 100 years into the future.
>>741325371>grandfather on my mother's side is pushing 90 and still has a full head of hair>haven't noticed any loss at 26>it doesn't matter because I'm a retarded faggot that makes $15 per hour and doesn't even know where to meet people, particularly women that would not be mortified by the prospect of me asking them out>this is also 99% my fault because I've only had the urge to ask out one woman in my entire life so farI'll keep going though. It would be an insult to our baldies to waste the one thing I have going for me.
>>741335487thanks for the tips>>741335635it's literally "fake it till u make it" in 2026 lol.
>>741327028Zoomchads know that cuisine is a jewish psyop to extract money from goyim, nuggets are cheap and have all of the daily protein and nutrients we need
>33 yo>full head of hair>height is 5'6
>>741325371>Worship trannies, fags, and jews>Cucked by Tyrone>Cucked by NorwoodI feel bad for Americanbros
>>741337816>5'6Asian?
>>741337874nope
>>741337908Hispanic?
>>741326286If you stay active yes, if you're a fatfuck/skeletor then ngmi.
>>741326286Even if you win, you lose.
>>741326837It's so funny how wanting food to taste good is apparently a negative thing for people in other countries. Like I'm not someone who puts a ton of toppings on stuff and typically eat "plain" things, but I will never understand people that just eat bad tasting shit and gloat about it.
>>741338321The dude has admitted to being over 400 pounds and yet you're here acting like he's doing absolutely nothing wrong.But yes, eating ice cream and heavily processed chicken as your daily meals and declaring that healthy food tastes like poop because you want it to taste like oreos instead is a negative thing.
>>741338428I'm not saying he's doing anything wrong I'm saying that you're being dumb if you refuse to treat yourself at all and it's not something you should be proud of and neither should being 400 pounds and eating only junk. You are not superior if you're doing either.
>>741338491>if you refuse to treat yourself at allThis is the conclusion you've drawn from me implying that I don't mind healthy food tasting like it does?Anon, if you aren't American already I really do suggest you apply for immigration because I think you would be really happy there. You're brainwashed just like they are and every bit as stupid.
>>741338580>This is the conclusion you've drawn from me implying that I don't mind healthy food tasting like it does?Yes. There are a LOT of people who gloat about the fact they don't eat "unhealthy" food. If you aren't intending to come across as a pompous dick then you're failing at it.
>>741331032Post cock.
>>741338013nope. Sri Lankan.
>>741326286I'd say yes because the wisdom you get is priceless and you're not so old that you don't have options.Being young makes you retarded and arrogant toward yourselfAnd various sort of dues you might have will come to blow your fucking door down, be it from your upbringing and/or shit parenting, from bad habits, physical or psychological, depending on the size of your problem you will melt the fuck down, i know this from experience.If you get to the same point as me you will be forced to learn how to change completely or how to kill yourselfIf you were only talking physical though, then yeah, enojy living with various levels of pain and discomfort if you're sedentary.
>>741338013no, im slavshit
>>741338013nah, im a leaf
>>741326286I have the power and might of money and time, but still weak in love
>>74132825133 llA since i was 23 never gotten worse or better . Pretty happy with it and ill get a sweet gray stripe like most of my family were one side turns entirely gray slowly
>>741326286No. Sometimes age hits hard.38-lvl with full head of hair and no beard
>>741326741Based fat retard
>>741326286HAHAHA
>31>minoxidil every morning>take a sip from the minoxidil bottle>dip pinky in dutasteride powder every week>GHKCU injections every day>microneedle hair once a week>10 minutes of red light every day>hair is so thick it's like a helmetif you're bald its your fault
>>741327123ouch
>>741331032You might as well have been born a woman with how good your life rolls are. You could probably put in 5% effort and become a millionaire in a year.
>>741326741Unintentionally hilarious post
>>741325371>pushing 40>full head of hairThey put something in the water where you live
>>741338632>If you aren't intending to come across as a pompous dick then you're failing at it.oh no, how dare somebody hurt an amerifat's feefees
Fat bastards are disgusting and should kill themselves (faster).
>>741329591is this the birth of an epic new meme
>>741325493>30>full head of hair but it's thinning and about 50% grey>can't grow a full beard only moustache and goatee (which I shave off)I kind of wish I could grow a full beard but it also seems like a lot of work to maintain so whatever
>>741328242Meds, schizo
>>74132825136 - if there was a 0 or -1 that'd be me. Also rocking a nice beard. My curse is in premature grays. Been salt n pepper since I was like 22 kek
>>741328251None thankfully
>>741328363Broccoli is shit you're brainwashed by the media
>>741329591AnonThe joke is literally that its forced
>>741340161NTA it's good and you are a lardass
>>741334098>5'5 in nyc with younger womenLarp
>>741335264Lmao retard
>>741325493Beards are a cope for chinlets
apparently flights to and from Turkey are constantly full of these narcissistic fags
>>741326286No. You get the consequences of your lifestyle sooner than ever. You have to live skillfully in your 20s to streamline your 30s. Sunlight therapy is paramount. Cold therapy helps but it can't make up for deliberately staying inside.I NEET'd indoors for far too long, ended up with metabolic disease as a skinnyfat. It will take weeks of sunbathing to feel healthy again, and then I have to avoid destroying my health with EMF.Bluelight addiction is best entertained outside.
>>741326286I think you tend to just accept it by that point
>>741340602
>>741336967>>741335635>>741335264You all have absolutely 0 self awareness. You are as autistic as Chris Chan.
>>741331032Small cock.
>>741326286No, especially if you have a hope spot in your 30s where for the first time in your life a woman is interested in you and you blow it. You realize it was over the moment you missed out in high school.
>>741325371Everyone I know who lost hair in their 20s did a combination of steroids, weed and boozeI did non of that shit and am the silver fox wizard
>>741328242Anon you sound like you need a hug.
>>741325493Fuck off humblebraggerNobody wants to be a bald bearded basedboy
>>741326286No but you stop caring.
>>741338321It's less that and more making fun of retards who don't understand how good vegetables can taste, something you would understand if you actually put more effort into learning cooking than "eat fast food or pour jar of sauce on to ground beef".
>>741327047Jew
>>741325371It's the 90s buddy.
>>741326286Lost my chance of being a Wizard, and still feel fine physically in my 40s.Yes, you're going to be here forever, also fuck anyone who still uses the reddit frog.
>>741325493are you azn or mexican?
>>741326741>he doesnt want to eat his veggiesare you a child?
>>741327547I'm 30 and my parents still often do the,>Wow son, you're eating a SALAD?>You know there's some green on your plate!>Careful, wouldn't want those veggies to contaminate your meat!As if I haven't regularly eaten vegetables since I was like 14.
>>741325371I'm 26 and have the same hair as Leon. It's called having good genetics.He's made for Sherry exclusively btw.
>>741325371It was set in the 90s.
>>741326286lolI'm planning on kysing myself once I hit 33, the wizard powers were a meme
>>741327547>>741343784if that kept happening to me i'd tell them to fuck off desu
>>74132825131 on Saturday and probably like a 2.5 My dad has pretty much the same hairline and he's 70 so hopefully I'm good for a while. I do have a lot of grey though which is weird as nobody else in my family had that.
>>741331032>charges $0.05 for a blowjob
>>741333517I have worked exactly one day in my entire life (dishwasher at 19, quit after my first shift) and now I'm a wizard and the thought of working fills me with intense dread. I know I need to but I can think of nothing in the world that would make me more miserable than a 9-5.
>>74132825141 and I, but I legit don't understand why society treats baldness the way it does. You see shows from 40-50 years ago and bald dudes are treated with respect
>>741339268>Stop doing your autistic Patrick Bateman hair routine for one (1) day.>Hair starts coming out in clumps
>>741344168Fuck I meant 42I forget sometimes
>>741342985I mean i guess it sucks haha but hair grows back fast I learned to cut it myself and I am 37 going on 38. My folks made me cut it short, now it is longer. I can grow a beard too.
>>741328363First of all it is not delicious, it's bland as fuck. Secondly it makes your fart a little smellier. I eat it everyday only because it's an easy vegetable option and it prevents me being constipated
>>741344328>bland as fuckNTA, in my experience frozen broccoli is bland, the fresh stuff has a strong taste that I really don't like
>>74132825121VII
>>741325371>almost 40>look 30>full head of hair>clear skinBeing a neet for the past decade sure has paid off
>>741343235The irony.
>>741344519>>almost 40>>look 30
Feels weird seeing all these people who lament being unable to grow facial hair because I'd kill for that. I absolutely hate shaving and I hate how hair feels on my face so I'm forced to do it regardless.
>>741325371Why are american genes anti-hair
>>741325371>fit most of the chad criteria (for looks)>no women are interested>they want an even chadder chad, billionare vampire fuckboysand yet>go to grocery store>late 20 30s something women from all x/10 category, pushing kids in carts>with dudes who look way worse than mei dont get it honestlyand to be honest i dont even bother to try anymore
>>741325493>42>white>no signs of hailine receeding>facial hair stops growing after 1.5 cm>zero chest hair>light armpit hair>hairy goddamn feet though>5'6Am I a fucking hobbit?
>>741346156chances are they hate each other and will end up divorcing
>>741346114high test
>>741341636shit, I think I have thisso vitamin D supplements and indoor exercising doesn't really help?I'm noticing rapid BALDING, lack of any motivation and increased aggression
>>741325493>31>full head of hair but slowly greying for last 10+ years>barely any facial hair>no chest/back hair>pubes but no snail trailI feel like I stopped growing at 14 and now I'm beginning to fall apart.
>tfw hairy body but think it looks disgustingwhy does this dogshit have to exist?
29, hairline not receding at all but already going greyHonestly do not care, if it goes completely grey i'm just gonna give the barber pictures of Burt Reynolds from the mid 2000's and go with it
