big horse news
>>742580597>>742580724Is this a bot
>>742580782Probably. Honestly don't get why uma getting a occasional thread is supposed to be a issue when things like wuwa are allowed for one tripfag to make generals at least once a day.
Fuck off.
>60 fps!>(but only in concerts)swing and a miss
>>742581118Horse autism has a history of capsizing 4chan
>>742580441Wait what? Is this real? Is there a link?
>>742583363Sure but MLP was something else taking over practically the entire site before containment, other than then both being some what horse related it is apples and oranges.
>>742583715Posted on X.
>>742583715https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2073481973666881787
>>742583903>>742583921coolyou should go post about this on /vg/ doe
>>742583141It will eventually be in training mode. But this is a great start.
>>742580441>4k 60FPSyou can smell the steam machines deep frying themselves
>>742583141Not sure why they refuse to do the whole game. It’s not like all the races and shit aren’t already pre-decided be the number generator
>>742580597>>742580724>>742580943>>742581403>>742581849>>742583863What causes this?
>>742584085You're a freak.
>>742584085faggots spamming gachaslop generals on /v/ causes this
>>742581118>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT DELTATROON!!!!!!!!!its all so tiresome
>>742584085why aren't these posts ever made in other gacha threads like blue archive, nikke, zzz or wuwa?
>>742580441>Uma thread
>>742580782There are several different posters that make it their duty to sit on the catalog all day and reply to gacha threads with the same catchphrasedThis level obsession is probably not healthy but hey, it's 4chan, what do you expect?
>>742580441automatically progress in background? The fuck does that mean?
>>742584146Obsessed
>>742580441wtf only concerts? what about the gameplay? who the fuck even watches that shit RUMAO
>>742584347secondwhat does it mean
>>742580441When's the Switch port?
...horse vidyogame on pc had a maximum of 1080p 30 fps all this time?
>>742584347>>742584559Auto campaign while the game is idling.
>>742584257They will literally never answer this question.
>>742585043but how does this work? wouldn’t that lead to a subpar uma? is it just to grind out dailies
>>742585043It's not auto-campaing, just the game keeping running while being locked&closed>the app is closed or while using other features in-gameSo this is mostly for mobilefags
>>742584085>>742584257It's usually other Gacha fandoms trying to go after Uma because they know internally that theirs is inferior. It's always funny to see Chinese Gacha fans especially try to attack it and say "it's a scam" when reality is it's great value for payers.
>>742585146Basically it's for AFK farming dailies and events when you are busy.
>>742584347>>742584559Basically you can set a route to finish in the backgroundYou won't be getting amazing umas, but it's great for stuff like dailies, shoes, etc.
>>742585271It can be used on Steam. It's the same thing due to data syncing across devices.
>>742586193neat
>>742586193why the fuck is it a background process and not a sweep
>>742586437The Dailies are Sweeps in terms of Daily Races and technically TT. But the daily run is just basically an AFK thing. Besides why does it need to be a sweep when both achieve the same result?
>>742586551because i dont want to keep the game open for however long it fucking takes or remember to come back later in the day?
>>742586437To fuck with (you) of course.
>>742586747You have to check in because once your Uma does their automatic run you need to go in and click your uma, receive your rewards and that is it.
>>742587047ok let me do that immediately after clicking a sweep button? fucking slurpers slurping shitty no qol garbage
>>742580441> calling 60 FPS incredibly smooth.Fucking CRINGE.
>>742581118It's literally one mod that hates Uma.
/v/ma... Home...
>>742587235>Too lazy to check an hour in after an AI does the run for youYou were never going to make it just like your favorite Chinese Gacha.
Call On Me Mcqueen!
>>742585880BA/Nikke playerI don't give enough of a shit to actually try starting a flamewar. The only truly contentious gacha players play hoyoslop and they're busy fighting their own shitty fans
>>742588480wow what a slut
>>742580441dead gamedead fandomthey wasted all the popularity and flopped
>>742588705your mom flopped onto my penis
>>742583749>Sure but MLP was something else taking over practically the entire site before containmentNo it wasn't. You're parroting misinformation.
>>742580441>big horse news>big horse
>>742581118becacuse all Horse content belongs on /mlp/. Moot said so.
>>742583749MLP was just shitposters spamming a few threads and normal anons using reaction images that made the normalfags flip their lid. The only reason that it's still banned is because RapeApe is still assmad about it.
When will we turn all the Umas into glue?
>>742584085Being an actual Chink
>>742589929When they fail a 2% training in summer.
>>742580441I hope it's not another 15 GB patch
>>742590437You vill download ze entire game again und you vill be happy
Where the fuck are you guys? You’re always talking about advertising your clubs because you keep losing members, but now that we finally have a chance to do that, none of you are anywhere to be seen.
Can they make team trials faster? It have to many click to do race
>>742590902Everyone gave up on /v/ after actually discovering what making threads on /vm/ would be like. Which is funny because I remember the polls in the "bunker" saying they'd want to still have the stakes on /v/.
>>742590902Neigha my club is full.
you GOT the sexiest girl in the game, right?
>>742591491I considered Mejiro Palmer, yes.
>>742591491Of course.
>>742591491Yep, she showed up with 19 rolls and I also got normal Maru.
Wait the game is finally implementing auto?
>>742591717i got normal Opera with the second 10 rolls and summer Golshi with the third
>>742591743Yeppers
>>742591743The new auto, not the old auto.
>>742591798I...I can finally play again...>>742591816wait there's an old auto? What
/v/ma is it true that you're allied with /v/aca?
>>742591491But she's not out yet...
>>742591849See >>742585952
>>742591849JP had an update a few days ago that implemented an idle/AFK option that's perfect for parent runs since it let's you choose which skills you wanna get and which races you wanna run so you can just do something else. Think of it like a beta version of Sweepy if you ever used it.
>>742591921anon... summer golshi just came out... there's nothing sexier than her in the game...
>>742591798
>>742591974>>742592048Oh so we're getting the improved one?
>>742592136For me the sexiest one is classic McQueen
>>742592435but she's fat...
>>742592595That's the best part
>>742592595Feeder game
>>742584257Blue Archive threads are being deleted on sight after getting a lot of hate. OP gets banned.
>>742591901horses hate cows
>>742592743Eat the burger.
>>742592948Hope they'll start deleting mario zelda threads next that stay up 24/7
>>742592595flabby Mejiro belly...
>>742592948>>742593283They will delete actual videogame threads but random H-games are untouchable.
>>742589284I'll put my big in this horse if you get what I mean
>>742593626What did anon mean by that
>>742591901Yeppers
Casual/Comfycore club that needs two members! Come check us out!
>>742595824Sorry bwo I'll stay with my ultra casual B squad full of randoms
>>742581118You people underestimate the hatred diaper-wearing furrtr00ns hold over anime girls with animal ears.
>>742584085>>742584257See >>742595936
>>742595935Our only request is to log in every 3 days...But that's fine, as long as you're somewhere that you feel happy.
>>742595935ASTERbro...
>>742595824Post ID for invite you forgot to mention
>>742596083Sorry, big idiot here968622263
>>742591491Yep, on my third roll!I quit playing in February, so I would appreciate someone telling me how to use auto-play.Also, are there any clubs open?
Waiting for Pearl to release so I can play the game again...
>>742596569Yup, clubs are open. Post ID. Auto play is coming in 3 weeks, but it's good to log in now to get some gibs
>>742596569>Also, are there any clubs open?>>742595824
>>742596698Bro, pearl is next fuckin month
>>742596879And so I wait...
>>742595824>>742596835>>742596798782986808654
So I should save up for these cards, right?
How about a feature that matter, LIKE MOVE THE +25 GB game file TO ANY DRIVE I WANT?
>>742596968>So I should save up for these cards, right?You should have been saving for months. What's your carat stash right now?
>>742596957You'll get an invite soon
>>74259701914k or so
Does Umas have big horse pussys and meaty horse assholes?
>>742597069That's going to be enough for one spark if you add the gibs and free pulls.
>>742597149No but your mom does
>>742597069Aw man did you not know most people were aiming for a double spark? You in a club? You're gonna need all the carats you can save possible.
>>742597204I wish.
>>742584257BA threads get those kinds of posts.I also was banned from ALL BOARDS for making a thread with a genshin .webm recently as well
How to play Unity now?
>>742597586power sparks, 2 speed/3wit/flex card, press wit and sometimes speed on fat trainings, race on dead turns -> UG rank
>>742597586Same as it ever was, blue balls go boom.Now purple balls also go boom.
>>742597586>Click white balls>Click blue balls>Definitely click purple balls>Don't race except when the game gives you shit training optionsEnjoy your UG
>>742597586Pop bubble except when you see Purple bubble, pop that immediately. It always a 0 failure rate and you get those skills that you would normally get in senior year when you talk to those two retards.
Holy shit it took me so long to find this thread, I have completely lost the ability to pass witchecks, and this isn't even one!
>>742580597(Dead)>>742580724(Dead)>>742580943(Dead)>>742581403(Dead)>>742583863(Dead)>cry to mods>get DELETEDBased jannies
>>742597714/v/ma is not really in /v/ anymore anon
>>742597714/v/ma has permanently moved to /vm/ (not /vg/) we sometimes do expeditions to /v/ to find stragglers and annoy the jannies
>>742597714Where was no thread before it for months
>>742591491Gold Ship without the head brace is unnatural
>>742597785>>742597812I know, I come from there, I just saw someone say there was a /v/ thread and literally couldn't find it until someone linked it
>>742597069Owari da, save for the next scenario or go all in on speed Maruzensky and MLB her on the rerun with Fine Motion
>>742597714We don't even use the term witchecks anymore and that kinda makes me sad.
>>742597668>power sparksThen how am I supposed to get the required Stamina?
>>742598049The current CM is a sprint so you don't need any stamina at all. Otherwise adjust as needed.
>>742597668>>742597708Stop saying it like getting UG is easy
>wow, all our players hate our new MANT scenario and it nearly killed the game!>wow, all our players in our CN server hate the MANT scenario and it nearly killed the game!>wow, all our players in our KR server hate the MANT scenario and it nearly killed the game!>should we do something about MANT for our global server that has a ton of momentum and is doing really well compared to the CN/KR servers?>... nah fuck it let em suffer lmaoWHAT were they THINKING???
>>742598159It literally is
>>742584257Pure delusion from Umatards.
>>742598159If you have never rolled on cards it might be difficult but if you have kita and one high tier wit card you can do it.
>>742597979>>742597173>>742597223I believe in my luck!
>>742598006I still remember getting a week ban for picrel, good times.
>>742598221It's not>>742598315I have Kita and FineMo and can't even reach SS+ on any scenario
>>742598164Sorry but if I had to suffer MANT back in JP you should too. Be thankful global is only 4 months instead of 6 AND you got reworked URA/Aoharu early.
>>742598340Good luck! the smartest way forward would probably be to roll until you get a single copy of Light Hello and then save for the Maruzensky rerun because her card needs only 1LB to be good while Tachyon needs to be MLB
>>742598456She wouldn't say that
>>742598345I ate so many bans because I made so many threads.
>>742598456This mentality is exactly why we can't have good things.
>>742598456>Still in Seethe
>got Sweep tosho in 40 pulls>got Air Shakur in a single 10 pull>got summer Golshi in a single 10 pull>got 3 Maruzensky cards with pity>mfw 70k Carats saved for Light hello
Rooms?
>>742598678Kill yourself
>>742598164I don't mind MANT, but I don't like you couldn't get a chance for the Hotspring to play during it. That indirectly lead me to discover that I could just farm Fans the same way I did with MANT on URA
>>742598678Live, King. Are you also a follower of Shiraoki, by chance?
>>742598808Nigga I'm still working on my aces, I only got a late Oguri. I still need to get a pace chaser Oguri and work on a Nishino and maybe a Kingu
>>742599021I am now
>>742599326Based
MAMBO is recruiting 1 (one) dacchi! Just play the gamePost ID to apply!
>>742599785Is that a /vg/ or JP club?
>>742599824/vg/ we are very active!
>>742599863Not to sound rude but why don't you advertise there? We don't come to advertise on /vg/ (those der/v/ posts were shitpostig by a bad actor)
>>742599863That's funny that you guys have recruiting problems too
>>742599915We don't go to /vmg/ either, for me /v/ is free for all.
>>742599785Sure I'm open. Any quotas?
>>742600042Fair nuff. Good luck
>>742600042No it's not, /v/ is for /v/ma /vg/ is for you, kindly piss off
>>742600175Anon we don't even main this board anymore.
>>742600214It's still our turf, we respect them by not coming to advertise on /uma/ this guy is a cunt
>Machan and Festival Inari/Tama are like a month and a half after the mandatory pull on Hello Light/TachyThat is so fucked up.
>>742600262I don't particularly care but my opinion is "do whatever you want" to everyone.
>>742600296Inari is already getting an alt?
>>742600262I thought you guys hated /v/ now, so it's ours now :)>>742600075no just play the game.
>>742600367You just behave like a gorilla nigger wow
>>742600351Yeah. Should be in September or so, which is why I opted to skip her release banner even though she was plenty strong (and cute).
>>742600075>>742600367,>>>/vg/
>>742600415>no i don't like this toy anymore, I'll throw it away>but no one else can play with itthat's just retard behavior.
>>742600351Yeah, Tama and Inari get festival outfits like archer rudolf and kimono gold city got. From what I understand they're very good as well.
Don't reply to the /vg/nigger, there's been some tards trying to start shit with /v/ma recently.
>>742600589Tama's base is already really strong she won me two plats and was always strong when i ran her. Her alt seems like a sidegrade. It looks like which is stronger is kind of track dependent.
>>742599863/vg/ in general is straight up horrible.
Oy neigh (currently A+) has one open slotWe have no quotas, just don't go inactive for more than 7 days without prior notice.Post your ID, or put "/v/" somewhere in your profile description and send us a join request.>Club ID: 120256139
Does Umas fuck Umas?
>>742600367I have to quit my club first but here's my ID 993537180920.
>>742600921Several of us have gone on vacations or trips and avoided getting kicked. We said something of course.
>>742599785>>742600042>>742600367What? this is just straight up not true, we still use /v/ and would post more if the jannies didn't ban us that's the only reason we moved to /vm/. What you are doing is really fucking rude, we never advertised on /vg/ out of respect.
>>742601260>would post more if the jannies didn't ban usSays who neigha
>>742601307Why do you think we moved? we'd still be here if the purge didn't happen
>>742601229Some clubs aren't even that lucky./v/ma advertises to just say you'll be gone for over 4 days and all will be good good but anons still can't do it and forfeit A+ gibs for no reason.
>>742601229>clubmates going on vacation>working 9-5 for the next 3 months, just like the 3 months before, and the 3 months before that
>>742601202HOLY FUCK, YOU ARE THE CHEATING NIGGER
>ba threads are getting deleted on sight>uma ones stay upMods are so fucking biased
>>742601981Nigger, we were literally getting all site bans for posting in an uma thread until we left
>>742601981>The superior gacha game thread stays upMods are so fucking based
>>742584085Horsefags spamming /v/ and intentionally being really annoying for like 3 months because their generals (not even disputed) on /v/ got deletedEven though they have multiple other boards with active threads they can go toReally bizarre behaviorPlus their gacha got this popular after streamers and the like advertised it by pretending to like it so their threads are full of the kind of person attracted by thatAnd all the annoyance is over some gacha shit
>>742602330Yeah, it was kinda bizarre how we were the fastest and most active threads on /v/ for over half a year, huh?FOTM a full year and counting, by the way.
>>742595936I seriously doubt furries are the one's who hate the horse girl game.
Uma threads started getting deleted when it won the mobile game of the year.
>>742584085seeing generals on /v/, normally
>>742602526Actually that just made the bans get worse because /v/ma WINNING made the mod seethe hard. We were getting banned as early as August.
>>742595824What so special about this club?
>>>/trash/
>>742603563The big thing that sets them apart is that they host the Stakes whcih decides our Q/v/een every CM.They're a valued club in /v/ma.
Did you apologize yet?
>>742603563They're chill and evil ass guys. No quotas, been A+ for months (until MANT), low turnout. Its a great club
>>742603669Do 5 pull-ups and we'll talk.
>>742603669No. In fact, I hate her more and Lil Cum. Fuck Lil Cum.
>>742593445those are at least still games, half of the threads are completely off topic
Please stop joining /vg/ clubs and join /vm/ clubs instead. We are dying and cannot risk kicking our flatliners because we can't find any replacements
>>742604382Desperate to falseflag much
>>742603650>>742603698That nice to know. So the other /v/ clubs are just full since they don't advertise here anymore?
>>742604761Actually we have clubs that could use members to help raise their ranks.Unfortunaltely, if you aren't in /v/ma, Oy neigh, der/v/ or /v/mapyoi you struggle with flatliners.
>>742604704Nothing that I said is false
>>742603781why are you gay
>>742604995>manage to outcunt Grass>she and curry manage to beat your horse even if your horse have all 1400 in all stats in the URA finaleGEEZ I DON'T KNOW
>>742604382False. I'm skinning our flatliners live tomorrow in front of everyone.
Umafags can you explain something to my dullard brain, How do i play the story? I did a run through the tournament thingy with daiwa scarlett and like it was cool but barely any story, how do i get the story?
>hype up supersaiyan Happy Meek in the updated scenario>she still sucks assMeekbros...
So does this mean you rarely actually have to have the game open? Because I fucking HATED how much active time this game expected out of you.
>>742605648The game doesn't have that much story. In the story tab you can watch character episodes (these are about how you met and started working as their trainer) and parts of the first full main story. Doing and reading careers is how you get to see things in full, because each career for a girl tells that girl's story and how you help her achieve her goals and such.
Blue Archive General
>>742605648There is an introductory story you can check in the Uma Stories section.Then you can play URA or Unity where they get their full story from you recruiting them until they finish their careers. Just don't skip the dialogue. I think it's like 1.5 hours per characterAnd then there is the main story you can watch, it's also quite lengthy, but that's the game's story not the characters.
>>742605648You mean the character stories or career stories?Character stories you can find in the main menu screen, which you can unlock more of by raising your relationship level y doing TT or careers, and you just have to not press skip for any normal career you're playing on an uma you're interested in.Also if you happen to mean the event stories, those can also be found alongside the character stories on the main menu.
>>742605648Every girl has an individual story mode, her "career" mode. Beyond that, they have story chapters in the second tab (where it says uma stories) and there is the main story which is pretty much reenactments of real life keiba
>>742605648So the way story works in umaYou have career mode, where every girl gets their own story going through the three years of training them.Each scenario has their own overall seperate story to them that go alongside your uma's career story (unless you're MANT)Each uma also has 7 bond stories, the first 4 episodes are "free" whenever a new uma gets introduced and serves more of an introduction to their character and how you recruit them and the lagter 3 you get from levelling their affectionThere's also a seperate main story that's seperate from any careers and basically a standalone thing, featuring a set team of umas and having to deal with a crisis of the week type deal where you go though each uma's conflictEach month there is also an event that features a bunch of random uma in whatever theme. These just feature the umas and no instance of any trainer and pretty much slice of life shit
>>742595824We are also on a similar deal over here at HotUmaGlue, our only requirements are doing your shoe trades and 500k fans a week, we are pushing to elevate our standards.We are very, *very* adamant about clearing flatliners.
>>742606282>>742605974>>742605906>>742605902vv helpful anons but the career thingy also repeats a lot everytime I fail. i keep losing before any stats are even D rank, like what the hell am I supposed to do? Also people keep telling me skill cards are important but they just add events that are the same every playthrough. wheres the variation in this game?
>ponies:|>ponies, japan:O
>>742606584MANT hasn't been kind for you guys at all
>>742606761They're horses though not ponies
>>742606690Oh are you a new/returning player? You might wanna post ID so we can help you out. Lemme clear some stuff up for you.>i keep losing before any stats are even D rank, like what the hell am I supposed to do? You are probably not strong enough to win the career yet, if you post your deck we can help you start somewhere.>people keep telling me skill cards are important but they just add events that are the same every playthrough. wheres the variation in this game?The cards are very important because they are what allows you to create a build, the variety comes in being to mix and match your cards and your umas to be able to do whole different runs, even if the cards are the same no run is identical, plus. There's a PVP event every 3 weeks and each one of them requires different builds. Variety is not a problem at all
>>742606949kms I opened the game to show you and it has a 15gb update.... see you in an hour
>>742606949Nta but desu newbies do have a hard time with the game since if you use the same Uma and try for a similar build, what happens on screen is the same pretty much 90% of the time. Also the game lays out that your build is dictated by which stat you choose to buff that day and doesnt do a great job of explaining early start, late runner and such.
New Unity cup is so fun bros. Please tell me Grand Live is as fun.
>>742580441>dancing and stage performancesUhh, just those specifically? What about the rest of the game? I don't even remember when I last watched those, forgot they were even a thing until I read that
>>742607479Its gonna be even more fun
>>742606690>skill cards are important but they just add events that are the same every playthroughEach card has its own mini story with an event chain. Every time you progress to the next event (sometimes) you'll get a choice between different stats or skills and some cards have longer event chains than others. You can tell which event you're on by the blue arrow when it pops up. In this case, for example, it's the first event in that card's chain, she only has 2, most of the time the best skills are at the end of the chain, so you build your deck around your character, the track conditions, and whatever else your run needs.
>>742607479its fun If you spend 60k carats for MLB Light Hello.This is not optional.
>>742607771LB2 light hello at most not MLB
>>742607771Good thing I'm a Pacechad and can afford to accidentally get spooked by some Light Hellos.
>>742604995zamn what the fuck I thought cygays censored all horses pussy? I guess it doesn't count toward Ocdonut
>>742605043>curryShe's not a jeet, she's a beautiful, tan tomboy uma most likely from Osaka.
>>742606949ok so this is my deck apparently, i dont really know what else it could mean.
Is that Light Hello card really that good?I just luckshat that Throne card.
>>742608291Level them all up to 30, didn’t they give you the 1-2 million of every single currency type when you signed up?
>>742608291also this is my pull count from just logging in a couple times? Its like 200 isnt that a lot?>>742608527Done!
>>742608291Deck also depends on which character you are training, Sprinters for example don't care much about stamina, but if you're building an Uma that is meant for Longs, then Stamina is your most important stat. What character are you playing? Daiwa Scarlet? You can check her stats and if she has A or B in Long, then you care about stamina.
>>742608291Single copies of SSR cards are by and large not very good. If you have SR cards (or even welfare cards they gave out for free) with multiple crystals there or you could uncap them, you'd probably be better off. And not all cards are created equally since they'll have different stats on them that impact training when that card is also there, in addition to giving you different skills.
>>742608437>I just luckshat that Throne cardOh, bless you. Stop rolling on that banner immediately.
>>742608437throne is dogshit thoughbeit
>>742608437You should be rolling on the Summer Maru banner if you wanna reroll
>>742605825Anyone?
>>742609218>>742605825queue runclose game50 minutes later open game and repeat
>>742609283Honestly, if that's only a bit less efficient than the current format, it's almost tempting to come back to it. At least if I'm just opening the game for brief disappointment over a shit parent run, it's just the time it takes to set up the next run.Of course, I'm missing so many damn cards I'm probably fucked for months.
>>742609404Truth be told it's not very good for parents, mostly just fan runs, but you *can* make parents from it. Just a bit sub-optimally.
>>742580441thought this was about horsey gamecarry on
>>742609637Isn't there a general auto mode that's better for that though?My point is not being enslaved to the game for hours at a time for nothing is appealing.I'll gladly take sub-optimal and relaxed over optimal but focused.
Carat stock status?>80k carats>100 tickets each
>>742609746Fair enough. As long as you don't care about CM sweating, it should serve well. For most of JP's lifecycle, CM's and stuff were very casual. You could do basically whatever and match up with people also doing whatever, runs were fun; not grinds. It's a Global problem where everything is hyper-optimized and impossibly sweaty (though JP has its serious power gaps between the player-base nowadays)One thing to know is that once they start rolling out, if you want to be competitive at all, you'll have to start paying for the monthly bonuses (like the five free instant parents daily, e.t.c)>>742609963119k, 67 support tickets, about 25 UMA tickets.
>>74260996331k, 52 tix.
>>742591491sure did
>>742610121Magic isn't real.
>>742609987Yeah, I fucking hate pvp in gacha and after the first two CMs, combined with needing fan runs around trying to get better parents and shit, it felt like I was spending all of my time playing and had no time for anything else.I'm fine with a huge time sink from a gacha if it's shit like a story update or trying to conquer some hard content, not repeating the same little scenes to see if rng fucks me on the run to watch it fuck me at the end of the run to end with mile 1* and guts 1* for my 25+ minutes wasted. Knowing MANT was on the horizon was the last straw
>>742610321yeah the pvp stuff sucks
>>742610167
>>742608291You should post your ID, get in a club so you can get the welfare SSRs
did you fags made more uma gear jokes or was I the only one pushing for it a year ago?
>>742610321This, fuck PvP gachas so much. The literal definition of pay to win no matter what copers try and 'uhm actchully XYZ won a CM once with a f2p account with perfect minmaxing 10 hours a day, saving all his roll income and getting godluck on pulls' like faggot shit can be p2w even if the swiper loses on occasion, if they have a 20% higher winrate because they swipe like a whale then the game is p2w simple asWhich leaves only the Uma stories, which you can experience almost entirely in 3-4 runs for most girls including event outcomes and win/loss paths and shit, and 80% of Uma stories are the fucking same anyway. For all they try and do to give them different personalities it all falls flat when their motivations and goals are always just RUN FAST xd. It's incredibly telling that some of the most popular horses like Tachyon or Gold Ship either don't give a shit about racing particularly or they're a meme horse like Urara. Meanwhile someone like silence suzuka is as boring as wet white bread, and other characters like GOOGOOBABIES get reduced to a singular fetish as their entire character with nothing else to note.
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>>742610546I think they wore out their welcome
only a couple more weeks!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>742598159i got this on my first run after uninstalling a month ago
>>742611128Aye congrays anon! See i told you it was that easy
>>742611128Nice. Enjoy your plat
>>742611518Skill choice is super wack that is no plat
Bakushin Front or Pace?
Scrublord here, what does the average group B ace look like? I have no idea what's going on with all the updated game modes and cards and revamps but I do know that I'm still only getting S+
>>742611682worry not, for class rep is smart enough to overcome such inhibiters
>>742611745Pace, fronts are dead.
>>742611745Pace with Nishino+Taiki ults
>>742611825Bwo how are you only getting S+ in new unityI run 4 guts 2 wit and can hit Ug1-5 consistently with 3 welfare cards
>bwo
Feels wrong to make Bakushin be anything but Front
>>742611825You should be printing out Ugs with the new Unity so that's your baseline
Thanks to the spark reroll and higher career stat gains, it's easier than ever to get 3 star sparks. But while you've been chasing 3 star sparks, you've probably neglected your pursuit of a 3 star club. You might now be wondering what exactly qualifies a club as being worthy of claiming a 3 star status. Well, what greater credential is there than being named starSTARstar?ASTER (Club ID 328904426) has two slots waiting for (You), whether you're a new, veteran, or returning trainer. Our members range from those who chase platinum every CM to those who mostly lurk and play at their own pace. There's no set activity quota so long as you play regularly, but that said, doing a career or two a day would put you comfortably in line with most members. If you're interested, send a join request to the club through the club menu. You might need to use the club ID 328904426 to search for it. Also, please put /v/ in your profile temporarily until you're accepted so we know you're from here. And a super secret tip: if you're a Mejiro trainer you're even more likely to get along very well with our danchou.
>>742612519Ok but what if my favorite Uma is golshi?
>>742612604Honorary Mejiro
>>742580441I don't know what people see in this shit game. It seems incredibly boring and they don't even lean into the sex appeal. And I missing something?
>>742612519 (me)The unicode stars in my post got filtered from *ASTER*, so now my opening spiel doesn't even make sense any more...
>>742612778The world doesn't revolve around sex, you know.
>>742612778Its fun
>>742589550>The only reason that it's still banned is because RapeApe is still assmad about it.^:)Ponychads win again!
How gimped am I if I skip summer maruzen card?I want swimsuit golshi more than anything
>>742612778it's feel good sports moments with cute girls doing cute things
>>742613285How much you got saved and whats your main style
>>742613285Neither s golshi or maru card are as important as light hello or tachycon cards though
>>742613285The card has two reruns. If you want her so much, you can pull later.
>>742613285Only front players want that card. Everyone else wants Kitasan+Tachyon speed that's releasing this month with the new scenario.
RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX WITH HORSE WOMEN
Nice thread globalbabs
>>742613679This is why most of us stick to our colony
>>742613285summer maru is only for front mains, everyone else just skips for Tachy.
>>7425914915 pullsnot a chance in hell to budget for her otherwise
Now that mant is dead and the player base seems to have increased by a fair margin. Do you think this CM will be as sweaty as the last couple?
>>742613473>
>>742580441>big horse newsThey shoot horses, don't they?
>>742614574You've seen the last couple ones anon? Global is 10x sweatier than jp
>>742602069Ban evasion will do that
>>742596978just symlink to an ssd, vro
>>742580441So, aren't there two types of auto training in JP? Are we getting the most recent one?
>>742615758Yeppers
>>742614574>mant is dead>still need to do 10 runs of mant for the summer event
She really ought to stop wearing that stupid headgear.
>>742615949You deserve it for caring about that badge desu senpai
>>742615949only 5 runs and you don't need to reach your goals
>"game" is about training the characters>automate the training process
>>742616332nta but i had to get up to some shit for some of these badges
>>742616315>get all dressed up just to finish 14th in Paris
>>742618773The function is shit (on purpose) anyway so it only benefits the casual and "playing for the story" group
I have my Ideas Guy hat onWhat they should have done in order to handwave this auto-career stuff is as a toreina you get promoted to run a stable of other junior toreinas that are training mob umas Your kouhai toreinas completing their mob uma careers will you give credit for a daily career for daily carats and you will get a token for something. Maybe an extra sparks reroll for a career you do yourself. And maybe they cap out for another prod in the ass to do careers yourself. Also it will turn out their auto completed C+ careers are the umas that you eventually race and annihilate later on in a regular career
>>742615949Me every CM since the zodiac reset and losing to regular distance A half assed umas
>>742614389Explode!
>>742616315The headgear is a well known power limiter, other girls would be mogged too hard
Be honest /v/, would any of you actually fuck special week?
>>742621004Even mackween has more sex appeal compared to spechud
>>742621004Call me gay, but I see her more as a supportive little sister.
>>742621004After those drawfag OCs? Hell yeah I would
>>742608291For the record, you should come over to /vm/ once this thread is done so you can ask for more tips, it's where we hang out most of the time since /v/ jannies purged us. You'll be fine!
>>742621004
>>742608585Wait for the half anni banner in about 2 weeks
>>742624073Slut...
>>742580441The game just keeps getting better. I finally came back after the new update that put a bullet in the head of MANT and been really enjoying it. Fuck MANT forever. Now i just need Aston to come out already.
>>742626627When did you leave?
>>742626826Like a month or two after MANT got released lol.
>he did it for free
>>742626961I'm guessing you know what board we are on most of the time... Are you my ex-clubmate?
>>742627043>Anon tries to dox his ex
>>742587371janny* which is why OPs are not banned.
>>742613464smaru is valid for non-fronts too, you'll likely often be running 3 spd in GL.
>>742627592If it's him we have a slot waiting for him, I just want to knoe
>on topic video game/anime post get deleted>off topic porn spam stays up for hoursWEEEEEW lad you'd think these reddit reject jannies/mods would actually follow the rules once accepted. Hey RapeApe, just layout a legitimate hyper specific rule set. As far as I'm concerned, I'm posting video games.
I hate japanese video games because a japanese soldier raped my grandma
>>742628269Why was your grandma in a war zone?
>>742628269Zhang...you have to let it go...
>>742628269why would someone rape a granny
I still like Mant. Can I keep playing mant?
>>742629203bait used to be believable
>>742629203>I still like Mant. Can I keep playing mant?
>>742629235I'm not baiting
>>742629203yes, MANT aces are just as good, or better in some cases, for this CM anyway.MANT parents are also still the best, even after GL releases.
>>742629272NYOOO!
>>742629235NTA but I also like MANT, and it is less RNG-fucked than pre-update Unity. It just takes way too long.
>>742629332thanks, I enjoy making parents in mant a lot
>>742629203yeah I feel the same way too, something about guaranteeing high affinity and fan count and getting a potentially good ace/parent out of it tickles my efficiency bone just right. now it's back to 200k fans per run and its kinda gay. I know the big point against it is that it takes too long but it never really bothered me that much.
>>742603669No, because I played her scenario more than mant anyway
>>742629396If you couldn't print out the same statline every time in original aoharu you had a skill issue.
>>742605648Story mode is not main mode
>>742629414I enjoy the resource management aspect a lot, with unity I feel like I'm mashing the training button 90% of the time until the mandatory team races
>>742629615more so than the irrelevant pvp. The careers and events are like mini anime arcs. Kino.
>>742612778>don't even lean into the sex appealBased
>Another Blue Archive thread reported and deleted Uma runs /v/
>>742629750daiwanig...
>>742629203>Can I keep playing mant?Event missions still require it
>>742629962Has the schizo left us alone?
>>742630107What schizo?
>>742630251The one that spammed threads 1 second after being made and spammed reports to get it deleted
Anyone here?
>>742632848No, everybody diedTry to come back here when Grand Concert aka next scenario drops in 3 week