SGDQ 2026 starts in under 4 hours.Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66Now: HOYPNext: Pre-ShowLater: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong-Quest
does anybody actually give a shit about this event apart from shills?
Human digestive track = Gaming cultureParasites = GDQ
>>742626658reminder that Chibi won and you incel FAGGOTS are jealous of all of the pussy he's gotten.
>>742626845>gaming culture produces nothing but shitaccurate
>>742626658
>tranny simulator 2026
>it's They/them.
>>742627140I've just gotten to the point where I overtly just gloss over and ignore antyhing focusing or filled with trannies or tranny adjacent peoiple like septum ring girls. Too many tatts? That's nice. These people dont' exist anymore.
HOYP
>>742627258nah you constantly obsess over them
>>742627214can the wipworm also nae nae
>>742626658I will spend the week with the stream on and barely paying attention while I attempt to post in /v/ threads until the inevitable happens like every year
>culture starts inching rightward>GDQ goes completely insane
>>742629205Now who's delusional?
Yes I will be intentionally starting thread drama over the chart ratings.
>>742629413zased
>finale only an 1h 30mWEAK, where's the JRPG SLOG?
ROYARU RAINBOW
>only one pokemon runDid the absolute shitshow that was the last event's final run finally make them come to their senses?
>>742626658>tranny festivalNOT VIDEOGAMES, FUCK OFF
>>742627465>you guys only ever think or talk about us when we invade your space. You're so obsessed.I know you're stupid enough to lop your cock off but even you cannot be this stupid.
i prefer to play videogames rather than watch trannies
>>742629662there were a good chunk of pokemon submissions but they straight up denied all of them except for 1keizaron didn't submit anything eitherinteresting
>>742626845>>742627214Is this birth of the new epic board culture meme?
Who else will just wait for charts and only watch good and trainwreck runs ?
>>742629609TRANS RIGHTS ARE RAINBOW RIGHTS
>>742630045trainwreck runs are only fun to watch live to witness the thread meltdown
>>742630045I've looked over the schedule and I've never even heard of like half these games. Like the runs are going to have to be played by ear to see if they're worth watching or not in the first few minutes
Brehs... how could they deny us an eight hour zelda gimmick run...
I hope there's a wider variety of cute rapeable boys this event
Obsessed with transexuals general.
>>742630267Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>742630267>>742630356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxGfgilNTFUIt's even worse than it sounds. It isn't some gimmick controller it's a bunch of autists doing something they don't realize isn't fun for anyone but them.
>>742630590I'm using the monkey's paw to wish the full run of this be the GDQ finale
>>742628103I WIP MY WORM BACK N FORTH
I remember when everyone on twitch used to talk about GDQ, most streamers i watched would host them after finishing their own stream. Now most people don't even know this shit is still going on.
>>742631475Novelty is wearing off which is why its getting less views each time but still somehow raking millions in donations
>>742631475sub only and extremely sensitive mods will do that
I missed you guys so much.
All the fun has been sucked out over the years. At most I'll cherrypick 1 or two vods after the fact if its a solid game/runner combo, but the soul is dead.
>>742631475Because the entire culture around the event changed. It started out as gamers doing speed runs and having fun along the way with ridiculous donation messages and chat going wild. Shit was like an internet house party.They then went full corpo and pandering which has been killing the event ever since
It's been a hot minute since I watched these, the donation reading really just started to grate on my ears while I was at work, it felt like an inverse, the runners had less say over the narration going on, because they just HAD to fit in more donations, and it felt like quiet time was being called super often which just sucked.I don't assume it's gotten any better, but it's been like 2 years since I watched more than 5 minutes so maybe I'll give it a try, I do love DKC so hopefully it's fun.
>>742631957/v/ hasn't gone anywhere tho
>>742631475On top of what everyone else has said about why this event has dropped, being live every single day has not helped people realize an actual GDQ was happening. They should have made a separate channel for their shitty non-event content.
>>742626658>Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66Exclusively shit games
>>742631760This. Even if GDQ played all of their cards right and there was no cancerous culture surrounding the event, people are just already familiar with Quake, Zelda and Gaylo being played through in minutes and the novelty is gone. The gimmick runs and retarded categories try to remedy this, but it's all just too contrived and too obscure for an average game-obsessed netizen to care.
hm...
>>742631760>still somehow raking millions in donationspeople are just generous when it's for a good cause, right
>>742626658Alright guys what kind of stupid pronouns are we looking at today?
>>742630590Runners just need to barely learn the first 5 minutes of each game and talk shit like they're having le epic fun.Sounds like it'd fit right in with GDQ
>>742630084I liked him better before he added giant tits to his model
>>742629609>>742630084his later model is shit! shit!!!give me back the original
>>742632735thisi tire of kemoshota erasure.
Shant be watching but shall be monitoring the thread and contribute to shitposting
Anons who care about these events, has there been a single good speedrun since https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s ?
>>742630290>Straight He/Him>Looks prettier than every tranny at the eventWhy even bother?
How many more hours?
>>7426324434 people randomizer races are like the worst things this event does. Literally no one understands the fuck is happening when the only people who have even played the game are on stage racing. It's just a visual cluster fuck
>>742633604just under 2.Realistically probably 2 and change because they always fuck up.
they brought back you're favorite talents
Ok but when is GOOD runs?
>>742626658Threads like this weed out noticers before the event.
a return to form perchance?
>>742633814doctors without borders means doctors WITHOUT borders.
>>742633876that just means meds for desert people
>>742633698their best race was the mario one >everyone on the same screen>instant replay death cam in the corner
SGDQ is about to start.Come watch with /v/: cytu be/r/m4c
preparing his 6 hour modded pokemon letsplay
>>742633967meant to post a webm showing the actual gameplay whoops
>>742634005Is this screenshot from his agdq run?
why are those jews from theyetee charging shipping for each tshirt
>>742634005
>>742634005wasn't this the guy who random the horrible Pokemon run that was literally just cheating the entire time?
>>742634032This is world's better than the usual cluster fuck of micro screens for multiple runners
>>742634080day 0 prep shots from yesterday
>>742634005I'm still mad about this shit
What was that MPV script called that muted the stream if it detected a pixel brightness change so it could auto mute the donation reader? I remember it greatly enhanced the viewing experience
>>742629413>t. ranny
>>742633939NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thoughts on her game?
>>742626658we're so back sisters!
Should I use my Prime Twitch sub to subscribe to GDQ so I can use the chat? I never use it otherwise, the only thing is I don't want to give them money for paywalling their chat.
>>742634360no retard
>>742634360>using twitch chat
>>742634360Why? They'd instantly b& you if you sent anything more substantial than an emote. If you want a chat, hop onto a restream.
>>742634360Using the twitch prime sub still gives them a few dollars
>>742632712>>742632735that's how she feels inside and we should respect her wishes.
>>742633814>>742633921Send money so aid gets withheld or the doctors and facilities go *kablam!*.Also creating orphans that get scooped up like in Venezuela right now.I thought us gamers were good at seeing patterns.
>>742633558are you blind? he has filters on. the goblins need to learn from him but it's not like it'll save them on the gdq stage.
Seriously. Why do you want to watch smelly autistics play video games? Are you too gay to play then yourself?
>>742629832He's blacklisted due to drama
>>742634360I think subs don't go to the donation amount anymore so you'll be giving money to them directly
>>742634360>not banned from their chat alreadyweak
>>742634254Copypastampv auto-mute.lua v1.0.0https://pastebin.com/6TA9bzU1Put your mouse over the pixel you want to mute with (pic related) and press F1 when it's the color you want it to be when it should not be muted. If it deviates from that original color it will mute the video. You can select multiple pixels, just go over the pixel you want and press F1 again. Press F2 to clear all selected pixels.Weaker hardware can drop a lot of frames from the constant pseudo-screenshots. Tweak the poll_time if it's too much. I've got it running on my 10 year old HTPC muting the donation reader and it's totally tolerable though.There is a some lag in the AGDQ visual cue, adding "mpv --audio-delay=0.1" can help auto-mute before hearing someone speak.>Am retarded. How do I use this?Have the video player mpv.Download the file as auto-mute.lua and put it in your mpv script directory "~/.config/mpv/scripts/" on linux/macos or "C:\users\USERNAME\AppData\Roaming\mpv\scripts\" on windows, make the directory if it doesn't exist yet.Watch the stream or video and use F1/F2 as described.Alternatively command line something likempv --script=~/Downloads/auto-mute.lua https://twitch.tv/gamesdonequick>This will affect chart rankings.Yes. Some will use it and some won't. I think it is best to put power in the hands of the viewer to have more control over their experience. You can auto-mute VODs as well.>This mutes the whole stream, is it possible to just mute the voices?Not really. All the audio is in one stream so it's not possible to mute the voices and keep the game audio. This is a trade-off I am willing to accept.>This will cause AGDQ to remove the visual cue.That would be hilarious.
>>742634584It's funny watching the list of blacklisted GDQ staff continue to growGame and shout is on the list nowI hope brutal melo is next
>>742634491I don't even think he's trans.
I love DKC and I really liked Talos Principle. They're going to ruin it AREN'T THEY
>>742626834It's fun to make fun of the trannies and niggers along with my /v/rothers. That's literally it, I couldn't give a fuck about speedtrooning even if it wasn't filled with faggots and otherwise dysgenic freaks.
THIS DONATION IS FOR TRANS PALESTINIAN ROIGHTS
>>742634668>Game and shout is on the list nowbullshit
>Fire Emblem Three Houses 2 runs inThis is going to kill any momentum from the beginning
>>742634781
>>742634668>Game and shout is on the list nowI'm surprised he wasn't on there before when he was cheating on his wife
>>742630290>That wide-eyed thousand mile stareThese fags really are demonic, huh?
Keep an eye out for potential winners of the Cutest Transgender Girl Award this year.A prestigious and highly sought title.
Guys...we got SPYRO!
>>742634956>staring into his eyesThat's kinda gay anon
>>742634640>pastebin 404'd
This is yuri XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>742632504>Bunch of anonymous 100 dollar donations at certain pointsYes of course.
will they be too lazy and use chatgpt to make up donations?
Is this event as popular as it was years ago? I haven't watched one since 2020.
>>742633993This is a normal link to a youtube, twitch-like website. Guest logins, emotes, playlist hosted by a moderator. Link is, "cytu be/r/m4c".
>>742634046This anon was too comfy
>>742634005This shit has mods to change spectral colors to tranny colors and to change the word "straight" to "gay" so it's insta ZZZ before the event even start
https://litter.catbox.moe/cygg09gel0e5lnzr.webm
Post your waiting room musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImT4z4L4rvs
>>742635621I was hoping this would be the clip from last GDQ of the runner saying trans rights then getting hit by a bus in game.
>>742635308It's not even close to it's former popularity.
im so excited
>>742635759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGoxC5tXAZM
Post your best GDQ speedruns to get through terrible runs.
>>742635803
>there's a YT streamThank god, I did not want to spend 2 days fucking around trying to find whatever twitch ad blocks work this year
>>742636014perfect
>>742635912did they really pull the plug to hide low poly bikini melons?
>>742635759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1y4KXIKi0
>>742636176THINK OF THE CHILDREN
M-maybe it will be good this time?It's been getting worse every year, and aside from that one racing game run last AGDQ was the worst yet, but, maybe?
I get unreasonably triggered by people doing speedruns on easy. i don't expect a game to be played on ultra turbo CBT dante must die nightmare mode but for fuck sake at least play on normal.
>>742636138>tfw you will never be this happy
The threads will be fun this time and allow fun like good 'ol times... right?
>>742636516every year it gets worse, and every year we convince ourselves "it can't possibly get any worse!" and somehow it gets worse
>>742636560Are there buttblasted tranny mods on /v/? Haven't been here in years.
I really wish they'd start putting times on their non-game segments. When do they expect to start on their Checkpoint segment? When does their charity spotlight start? (And, for that matter, when does it end?) While I'm at it, I think estimated end times for the games should also be listed on the schedule, for ease of reference and to help make transparent the estimated downtime/setup times between games.
>>742636623That's half the reason to keep watching it.
>tetris on schedulehope is rekindled
>>742635579>they still let adef show his face after AGDQ
Is it true that twitch is dying?
>>742636623That Pokemon run was the worst thing I've seen on stream, I would be surprised if they one-up a multi-hour cheated RPG run by a staff member as the finale
>>742635308
>>742626834I care
>>742636560Even the threads couldn't make last AGDQ fun. But I'm happy to just treat this as an ASM/BSG/ESA waiting room.
Why isn't the stream live yet? Doesn't it start in 14 minutes?
>>742626658Another trip to the feakshow.
>>742636660They don't put timers on those segments because they are used to get the schedule back on track if runs go over or under estimate too much.
SHOUTOUTS
>>742626834were hatewatching here newfag
>>742636787I mean, adef is GDQ staff
>>742636994CUM IN PLUM
>>742636994i wish I had taken the opportunity to get a Plum plushie
We are 10 minutes away from pre-show and they don't even have the countdown live
>>742637018LOLLMAO
>>742637086https://speedrunstore.com/products/plum-plushie
>>742636903>On brave browser>Can't post in poverty chat
What mental illness drives people to continue to watch an event that objectively hates their guts twice a year for a full week?
>>742626834i like the bad games and TAS block, i check for those every year. bad games are funny and TAS is the real talent you'll see. also some of the speedrunning commentary is really funny, but honestly as the years go on most of the funny people do not get invited and only trannies run the events.
>>742637109holy shit i thought it was a limited time thing
>>742636138
>>742637121I like video games
>>742637121You will never see a circus filled with this many clowns in any other point in your lifetime. It's entertainment of a different variety.
>>742637121It's not about the event. It's the week long house party that is these threads.
Will there be any Titanfall 2 runs?I wanna see fae again
>>742637220How is that cat running sideways and lying on the walls???
Alright nice to see you all. I'm ready for a week of speedruns and hopefully loots of trainwrecks.
>>742637131I usually watch the bad games block, but holy shit it looks boring this time. It's just zero effort meme games.
the schedule looks like complete ass. nothing to really look forward to. are there any runs to look forward to in your guys opinion?
It has been 5 years and they haven't changed anything about the screen layout. So fucking lazy and non-innovative.
Stream is live. 18 minute countdown.
>>742636138Made me smile
im gonna get a pizza
>its nearly all PC gameshas there even been such a shit schedule before?
>>742637362I'm looking forward to SSX Tricky vs. SSX3
Remember to claim your prizes
>>742637371They stuck with the worst layout as well. Older layouts were way better.
>>742637286I'm so far past the point of feeling shame that I am barely considered human to some.
Speedrunning life 41
>>742637121The hatred is mutual. I watch this event for the /v/ threads. One of the few times a year /v/ is fun for me.
Btw i'm rightfully rating all nintendo games SSS and there's nothing you can do about it
>>742637436Do guys have to hide their stitched Kirbys when guests come over?
*ahem* *clears throat* ... tranny.
>hit 30s>start college late>doing summer classes>too tired to hoypesurely you guys are trying to fix your lives too, right?
>>742637523Yes, but for a different reason from the gdq shit.
I'm padded and ready for gaming
>>742636623it's a point where it's fascinating to see how bad they can make it.>>742636560first 3 days tend to be hammer heavy. Be careful.
Your mission, if you choose to accept it.https://backstage.gamesdonequick.com/events/66/rundown
LET THE TRANNY GAAAAAMES... BEGIN!
>>742637603Did the timer increase?
I remember there was a time where I actually considered taking a week off from work just to have GDQ on 24/7 and shitposting on /v/. It's insane how the event has fallen, it's not even a cringefest we can make fun of anymore: it's just boring as fuck.I literally feel nothing after a week and the event ends
>30min "pre-show"
>>742637523Was Kirby's pussy absolutely necessary on that plush?
THE CIRCUS IS HEREITS LIKE IM A LITTLE KID AGAIN
>Finally live>30 minutes lateWe're off to a great start.Do they even have the dual setup to cut down tech setup time or not?
>>742637568No, the reason these retards keep watching this and complain about trannies while attending the tranny circus x500 over is because they have nothing else going in their neet livesand good luck bro, never too late to start college
>>742637603I gave it my all, but their troonsec is troo strong for me.
r8 the first 3 runs of the day>DKC2Always comfy.>Talos principleNever played it, isn't it a walking sim?>Three housesUnder 90 mins for this game? I have no idea how.
>>742637662It's just the preshow to ESA for me lol.
>starting time is for the countdown for the prestream showLMAOOO
WHAT ARE YOU>DRINKAN>EATAN
>>742637736>isn't it a walking sim?puzzle game. Pretending to be retarded makes you worse than the trannies.
>>742637568if you aren't in healthcare or accounting, switch majors immediately or you will regret it.
Most posters on /v/ can not recognize this music btw
>>742637723root root
>>742637736>DKC2 is the first run>almost 2 hours long
>gdq starts at 1:30am local>need to wake up in 5 hourshoooyp
>>742637771
>Turn on stream>IMMEDIATELY assaulted with pride flag heart emojisI don't even have the chat open...
GDQ weeks are the only time I allow myself to eat junk food without worry so I'm pretty hyped
>>742637362Bioshock infinite and the evil within 2 have good couch. Elden ring all bosses coop sounds cool. RE9 is on casual but it might be good. Also I'm interested in that Die Hard fps because I didn't even know it existed.
>>742637837The Japanese restream hasn't started yet, but switch to that once it does. People actually talk about the games being run.
>>742637568Good for you for trying to improve your life. Still, kill yourself for guilting and looking down on others. Femoid behavior.
Has one of you made a chatango or something?
is anyone doing a restream? i hate the GDQ chat and miss the late 10s era.
Mario's gay and he's racist too>Mario's gay and he's racist tooMario's gay and he's racist too>Mario's gay and he's racist tooMario's gay and he's racist too>Mario's gay and he's racist tooI know that Mario is gay and racist too andKilled a little kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a little kidI know that he is racistAnd he is even gay tooI heard him say the N wordAnd then heKilled a kidI know that Mario is gay and racist too andHe killed a kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a kidAndHe had sex with other men other menHe had sex with many other menHe had sex with them anHeKilledALittleChildWith his bare handsForFunI know that Mario is gay and racist too andKilled a little kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a kidI know that he is racistAnd he is even gay tooI heard him say the N wordAnd then he killed aKid tooI know that Mario is gay and racist too andHe killed a kidI know that Mario had sex with other menAnd he killed a kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO7z2FYB_mohttps://vocaroo.com/1lVhJ5Wm8uuv
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>742637914>ER all bosses coopI still can't believe they approved a run with 4 white men
>already over estimate
popout player my belovedno annoying chat garbage on my screen
I don't think I can do it this year, bros.
This better be worth not playing Stalker for now.
>>742632504>comings fromDo not redeem saar
>>742638031>she's not mpv pilled
Why the fuck do they have this embarrassing beanmouth face?
>>742637772Just finished my afternoon coffee, now I'll eat home made pizza.
>>742638061stay strong, it can't get worse every year, there has to be a bottom and it's possible we already reached it
>Old cringe was genuine autist just existing in the wild and loving their hobbies >New cringe are literal delusional cultist pushing and forcing their ideology on everyone (including children)Why did things need to become like this?
>trans and gay flags everywhereuhh what the fuck
Has Deltarune ever been speedran at any of these events?
>>742638061we'll take it one day at a time...stay strong!
>>742637958On cytube:cytu be/r/m4c
HOYYYYYYYYP
GDQ has fallen off so much that there is barely a difference between max viewers in prime time and min viewers in dead hours. It's basically a small bunch of trannies, turboautists, and faggots who just leave it turned on their second monitors all day.
>>742638174by a pedo yeah
>>742637817Best game. Probably best run. You could just stop watching after it.
>>742638169first time?
>>742637018Cool, they don't have exact times for the games, either. Put an estimate in, let it adjust as the rest of the schedule does.
>>742637650WOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>742638164>Why did things need to become like this?Money.
>>742638174Every year for the last 3 years now. And it's the finale again this year. It's the troon game of choice sadly>>742638241I can't believe this is not satire
Schedule here: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62
>>742638169You're beginning to understand why viewship is in freefall year after year
>>742638154I've been watching this for too long, I understand every one of these.
>>742637804i'm in healthcare, majoring in nutrition. I already considered how nutritional careers are based on institutionalized standards. i can pivot to CLS, save money, and have a higher salary but i actually want to help people in a direct way.>>742637926you're mistaking my sleepiness for an attack on other peoples position in life. it would bring me joy to know you guys, as well, are trying to venture outside of neetdom and live fulfilling lives.>>742637717thanks brotha. i'm fully committed despite being one of the older students on campus. getting college level education has been fun so far.
>>742638241What's even the point of having this separate queer-focused event, when all the trannies and faggotry aren't contained there? This is just giving them more when they already have everything
>>742629609do you have any more really really cool pics of this guy i need them for my filters
>>742638323>Actually solid starting blockAlright , what's the catch
>>742638297>And it's the finale again this year.retard
>>742637958yeah
>>742637568Kind of the same, gonna start computer sciences soon
Oh hey they are streaming on YouTube this year. Nice.Screw Twitch.
>>742638413The rest of the show is mid, but today's great.
>>742637804Anon in healthcare accounting here, this nigga knows what's up
>>742638413The catch is that's the wrong schedule. Dude linked you the winter one from back In January
>>742637568>Fitter>Working on that job promotion>Novel finished>Traveling to Japan and ESAI just need a wife and I've got it made
hey~
>>742638413more trannies and theater kids on announcing and skit duty than ever before
So, it's starts once again.
I have made a deal with myself, I will watch the show until I see a transexual then I will click off for the rest of it. Let's see how long I last
>>742626658YOUTUBE STREAM SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWITCH'S ADShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfo
>>742638571see you next year then.
>>742638571Uh oh, you saw your own reflection in the screen. Bye faggot.
>>742638382good choice. stick with working inpatient, max out every fucking retirement account possible even if it means living on toast and beans for a few years. >>742638448>>742638212thanks bros
I hope kungfufruitcup is fatter than last year
>>742638520I confess, I never opened his link, I had the real schedule open in another tab.>Sanic>Okami>Banjo-Kazooie>Indiana JonesThat's a good starter. Good enough from GDQ that there must be a horrible catch
Cringe factor of the intro skit from 1-10?
Why doesn't the threads feel as comfy anymore?
>>742638604based based based! I always forge they have a youtube stream now.
>>742638604I have never seen an ad on Twitch.
>>742638571Hop in for ASM on July 14th, I say this now since you won't survive the preshow.
>>742638604Nobody over 80 IQ has ever seen an ad on twitch, but it's nice to have an alternative stream I'll give em that.
>>742638671the event has not even started you buffoon
Remember, this show is about entertainment first, then charity, then speedruns
>>742638227It's not just GDQ. Twitch lost so much of its audience since Covid and no one knows how to actually get normalfags watching again. Remember that weird period where everyone was watching Kitchen Nightmares on their streams? Fucking normies.
>>742631475Most of the OGs have outright disavowed the event at this point
HYYYYYYYYYYPEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>742638154I know most of these, yet what is benjamin franklin
>>742638662
anyone else know the gdq chat has been a CENTCOM military psyop for almost a decade now?
>>742638604>twitch's adsThe what now you retarded zoomer?
>>742638776They're doing a horrible job at entertaining me then, the thread is the fun part.
>>742638749Twitch ad blockers stop working all the time.
>>742638776It's about TRANS RIGHTS first.
My run is up next wish me luck guys!
miggin'
>GDQ has their own category on twitch
>>742638776i still cant believe this is the line they decided to go with, like okay so it was never actually about the speedruns? it's a speedrunning event
>>742633993>emote spam, but slower>link to a discordlmao 4chan is fucking done
>>742638824No they don't. Basic ublock and noscript knowledge with a singular twitch anti-ad thing and I have never seen an ad ever.
>>742637804>>742638382>>742638504Hey healthanons, what is Pertussy?
Will /ourguy/ Nine_Ten do a poverty stream?
>>742638824How can anyone be THIS retarded?
>>742638850good luck!
>>742637568I did my masters at 30, learned to hate it, got the masters, haven't used itbig waste of time and money (the degree was required for the positions I wanted, so there's that)
How does it feel knowing that everyone at GDQ right now has taken the vaxx?
already cringing I cant take it no more
>15 minute delaydead event
all this fake hype
POGGERS
NOOO MY COFFEE ISN'T READYYYYYYREEEEEEE
>>742638880
Get HOIIIIIIIIIPE!
HOYPPPPPPP
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYPE
>>742638956Shout out to the tech team
>>742638904Whooping cough
jesus christ why is it so loud
IM A HEADBANGA
oh good the skit isn't start yet GOGOGO
>>742638956huh?
>>742638949Fucking weird how people are still bringing up COVID shit in 2026
Oh my god they haven't updated the layout at all are you kidding me
HOOOOOOOOOOYPE!
POST YOUR HYOPE FACE
>Slay the Spire 2 4p co-op>50minhow? the game has achievements for beating it under 30min, it's a normal thing that happens all the time to beat it under 30I get that 4 player might add some extra time but still holy shit
Can I get a trans rights?
TRANS RIGHTS
cringe already
Are we masked up?
>we're still hereThis just feels like big cope and not something positive
>still dickriding on things they now hate
IT'S TIME
>They only went back to 2015
already cringe
Is Sent still in charge of scheduling? How'd he do this time?
comfyweek begins NOW
wow, they actually pretty much erased the older years lmao 90% of this reel is everything past 2018
>>742639040Get out
>>742638824Streamlink has not failed me once and I set it up years ago.
>mention mike in his basement>show a shot from 2015 or some shitabsolutely retarded lol
>>742637362>nothing to really look forward to.Yelsraek NES block faggot
I'm ready!
Today I'm feeling like transitioning.
we meet again frens
>>742639026Yeah it's weird how society was shut down for three straight years because a few old people got the flu, and we all collectively decided to just memory hole all the dystopian shit that happened during that time.
wait.. the wheelchair guy wasn't always in a wheelchair?
>>742639076sgdq isn't as old as agdq
WE'RE STILL HEREWE'RE STILL QUEER
>>742639076you cant show how things were better in the past
failed theater kids blockplease laugh
I'm already dying of cringe
>>742639006>>742639040>>742639103/mjg/
HAHAHAHAHAHA
better acting in pornos
this homo is the worst of all of them
>already starting with the skitskill me
This is worse than the adef run.
They stole this from Kung Pow, hacks.
good to be back baybay
>HAHAHHAHAHAHremember to laugh
anyone recommend runs to check out that are tranny-free?
>the joke is that black people are latehow did gdq get away with this?
OUR QUEEN
>gay skits alreadyIf this were ESA we would be already watching the frist run.
autismcringe
>a**fday ruined
Fucking theater kids, man
Quirk chungus any%
dios mios kungfu got that ozampic face
This is some real Channel Awesome tier cringekino
theater kids need to be bullied more, killed off perhaps.
holy manboobs spike
How is it possible to be this unfunny?
Boobs
Where the speedruns at?
>>742639138Hold on, this is a nazi symbol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cute
>>742639205She lost weight?
>>742639238she's so hot bros I love big tits
OK NO I ALREADY CAN'T TAKE IT. I'LL BE BACK WHEN THE RUNS START.
I hate that black guy so much
>>742638890It's region dependent. Several countries have in-stream ads that need scripting beyond what uBlock allows. If by "a singular twitch anti-ad thing" you mean an addon with tens of thousands of lines of code that proxies your video feed through third party servers (like TTV PRO), then I don't know what to tell you because those break too.
anyone got the spikevegeta puking gif?
>Already behind schedule
>>742639238holy shit it now makes sense that she said shrimprare understanding lore get
Pretty good desu
>>742639205>OUR QUEENLiespicrel is our queen
>lightly exhaled through nose when he did the glitch run
Well it already sucks.
>>742639238EXPLOITABLE
I MIGGED
>skipped older yearsthey are trying so hard to separate the autism era and the tranny era so hard, not even going to acknowledge the autism years
I miss Feasel.I miss Blechy.I miss Darkman.
>that one child in sea of groomers
Do not let theatre kids into your community
Ozempic-fu...
That kid in the crowd wasn't even born when I started watching GDQ.Christ.
WELCOME FRIENDS!
That skit was actually better than their other ones.
Ayo, that's hilarious
OH BOY, MY FAVORITE CAST OF CHARACTERS IS HERE!!!I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE SPEEDRUNS OR SPEEDRUNNERS, JUST SHOW ME MY FAVORITE COMFY CAST OF COZY CHARACTERS DOING SKITS!
>>742626658>Diddlying kids country 2
How inclusive of them to let a Neanderthal onto the stage.
>>742639265just enjoy the skits
>>742639293>tfw they canceled game and shout but not him interesting considering the ESA allegations
>>742639281god I hope not
lotta whites in the crowd
Why are people wearing masks?
Who here glued into the action?
In case you missed the offseason drama, the replacement prize goblin, Mr. Game and Shout, was accused of being a sex pest and was unpersoned from the event. He is kill.
spike sticking around all these years is kind of endearing in a way
>another week of cringe watching GDQ with /v/Let's have a good one.
>>742638448nice
>>742639384what happened?
>>742639397Anyone who has ever been to a con knows why
+120 on /ourguy/ scent appearing before the first run
>>742639384It's white privilege friend.
It's 2026 guys, take them off already
WHY IS THE ENTIRE STREAM ROOM MAGENTA COLORED
>>742639316
>>742639294I get those ads if I intentionally turn my addons off though so idk what to tell you. Works on my system, but it's nice youtube is an option as even normies know how to block ads there
>>742626834Yeah, it's funny.
Do you think adef is able to experience joy?
>>742638749?? how do you support your favorite streamers if you don't let ads load. I know y'all don't pay for subs
my wife wants to have sex but i just finished fapping to transBJs
>>742639412No it isn't. He is the source of all the rot.
>preshow is explaining the schedulewhy
>>742639410damn didn't he get divorced for cheating on his wife before this
six months of peace have made you guys weak, this is nothing. the sun hasn't even begun to set
>sometimes they go long
>>742639397trannies are hiding their manfaces
>AdefBOOOO
>gdqI will be watching the superior marathon Australian Speedrun Marathon 2026 | July 14 - 19
>>742639413cheers, anons
what hte fuck are you talking about its a schedule
Why does the staff always make the event about themselves so much?Like they are jerking over a basic website like it's something super spectacular.
>>742639389Segregation is important to nu-GDQ. It's not like the olden days where we all gamed together in harmony.
>>742639442You know exactly why they still wear them
>>742639467Streamers should get a real job.
Why did they think they should show the website on the preshow? It's the same shit as every year
>>742639473does he actually have any influence on anything? is he part of the org
>>742639423some random chick said game and shout sexually harassed herif you mean blacktastic then prizemommy said he sexually harassed her at ESA
>>742639469send her to gdq ;)
>calls himself Adef>is actually ZZZdef
I admit. As self-indulgent as these pre-shows are, that was the least embarrassing I've seen so far>Pre-recorded skit>Actual editing>No-nonsense once it's doneYou have a new standard. Please don't go lower than that
Why bother going over the schedule if they're already behind?
>>742639329>Do not let theatre kids into your community
>>742639523game?
https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
>>742639557Every single shitty gimmick run was literally approved or even suggested by him personally.
spike vegeta's sister
I remember taking time off for these but it's gotten stale. Even if there were no trans runners the chat is still heavily moderated, the runners are more interested in shilling themselves, and the event is generally too sterile and corporate at this point.
>>742639469my trans gf doesn't let me suck her dick because getting head freaks her out. she likes watching SGDQ with me though
>>742639036
>>742639523the text is stretched
DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE
no matter how much they beg, i will never donate
>>742639586Kill yourself. Unironically. Get a rope and end it now. You are the worst of the worst. Everyone will be happier when you're gone.
KFFC losing weight is an affront to God
>DONATEnah I put $400 towards fixing a scratch on my car instead
>>742639517But it's just like hanging out with these cool bros!
>>742639482brother has really bad instincts on fucking
>>742639647text?
>>742639610god hand, retard
>>742626658Oh no, they started dual streaming on YouTube.Twitch Prime not enough anymore?
>There's a lot of theater kids in this community!
>>742638783Did she sing the finale song from Bananza? Lmao
>>742639631>I remember taking time off for thesei can't even imagine
>>742639586truthmany can't handle it
HAHA IF WE BRING UP THAT WE'RE THEATER KIDS THAT MAKES IT OKAY
>There's a lot of theatre nerds in this community
whats the tranny count so far
Spike mic is too loud
THEY ADMITTED ITTHEY CALL THEMSELVES THEATRE NERDS
>>742639649at least it's doctor's without borders instead of pamphlet ceo bonuses
How many godless Pokemon runs are we in for this time bros?
They heard you /v/They'll upgrade runs from easy mode this year, if you pay for it
>fire emblem three houses>ng+ easy mode get married!take me to the timeline where 3H and its fans don't exist
So is not one of these Americans going to mention that their 250th anniversary was literally yesterday? You'd think they would be hung over from all the partying.
>it's not even featured by twitch anymore
holy fuck all the shilling
>>742639724thats a tranny btw
>>742639517because the management basically took over the event from the speedrunners. pre-2015 all of the big name speedrunners were present, including people who could potentially achieve world records on the most popular games (SM64, sunshine, metroid, etc.). Nowadays the only time you'll see a WR is when someone is running a game where they're the only one who runs it. It's on purpose, you can tell GDQ was worried with how much power its speedrunners were gaining, all it would take is a speedrunner with a huge community to call out GDQ to tank it. So now they only get no-name speedrunners and make the event revolve around these losers who have nothing going on outside of this event.
I forgot how much I hated the incentive shilling
But Spike, I wanna remember good runs, not theater kids singing Disney songs
How come Jaidlyn is staff at EVO and GDQ?
>>742639686Kay. I don't play slop people put on their 3x3 lists to fit in generally speaking so how could I know that really? Maybe it's cool though what do I know. Thanks RUDE anon
>>742639737Eat shit, dignityfag.
shoutouts to the tech crew
Spike is eating his microphone
first runner is a straight maleplanned?
Someone's mic is absolute dogwater.
>>742639738I'd bet money that they intentionally started on the 5th so they wouldn't have to acknowledge it
>>742639706Bout 41%
MONSTER HUNTER FUCK YEAH
I know Spikevegita is usually loud but he's peaking the mic so much
sticky when?
>>742639765He sold his soul for his place in the cabal
>>742639559>if you mean blacktastic then prizemommy said he sexually harassed her at ESAI knew about game and shout, wow that's actually crazy that blacktastic's still there
oh good, they're on youtube, now I can block ads and they get literally nothing
>metroid>PiP opens>monster hunterNice work retards
>TRANSformersCAN I GET A TRANS RIGHTS
>>742639710YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HOT CUM
>>742639616I love the colouring on the ASM site. It gives a lot of personality to each block
>/v/dq in the middle of the world cup and lol msiyea it's a great time to be an event enjoyer
>>742639765runs?
>>742639723>Giving money to rapists
Did private equity take over GDQ? Seems more monetized than usual.
Trans formers
The donation shilling wasn't this bad before
I forgot how much they fake hype up everything, it just takes away so much actual hype and excitement for stuff that's... exciting
>>742639703every faggot does this now. "omg we groom kids isnt that just the worse thing ever xd i said it so it's not as bad!"
>>742639820>sticky for a weeklong event
>>742639815anon-kun, monster hunter... changed.
>>742639838Even trannies rank about ten times higher than the meatheads who unironically watch sports.
So what the difference between playing earth bound 1 on the famicon compared to the nes version ?
we should all donate for the runner to 41% himself during stardew
>>742639768nepotism + woman bonus
>>742639867Which speaks volumes as to how bad this is
>>742639723>at least it's doctor's without bordersjesus christ anon please
>>742639830the only issue is that the youtube stream is like 10 seconds behind
>>742639738Bold of you to assume these fags celebrate 4th of July.
>>742639850I'm from yurop, I don't know any better.
>>742626658>Team Decepticons
>>742639850I bought the slim shady LP because I really enjoye
>>742639804he's gay>Ford was banned from Melee tournaments in Canada for one year starting in November 2013, primarily due to his sometimes violent conduct at tournaments and his domestic abuse aimed at KirbyKaze, who stated that Ryan had physically assaulted him upwards of six times on five separate instances while they were in an intimate relationship.
>>742639908lmao since I started watching the viewer count on youtube has gone DOWN
HOW MUCH MORE TIME DO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR A TRAAAAAAANS RIIIIIIIIIIGHTS???
>>742639896Yeah pretty much
>>742639820>ruin the only good threads on /v/ with sticky touristsno thanks nigger
a two person comedy show, wow!
>>742639768there are professional hosts that get hired for these things. also for league of legends, counter strike, etc.they probably have agents and everything
>watch our comedy show
>>742639829it's even funnier when you consider that the reason ESA is in turmoil is partially because of blacktastic harassing prizemommy
TWO PERSON COMEDY SHOW WITH ADEF AND MELO HOYPPPPPEEEEEEE
>>742639912The country too deep in the shitter?
GET ON WITH IT
>>742639785It's not even god hand I tricked you idiot its soul caliber 3!!
I want Jaidlyn to kill me with a machete.
>>742639863
Greg is alright.
Get a fucking pop filter for your mics
They forgot about us trans folk...
>YOUR GDQHoly fuck shut the fuck up already
>this is your gdq>"our two person comedy show"
>bringing your kidplease god no why
If they admit they are theater kids, isn't that admitting they are craving the attention and willingly take attention from the "cause" and the runs?
>>742639934>23k for the opening on twitchit's just a dead eventbut be ready for the new donation record, people are really generous these days even while being unemployed
>>742639838we're gonna be so comfy lads
>>742640000quads of obliteration
>Utonda uton da?>Hai hai!
Has anyone been to a recent GDQ? It feels so strange to hear them talk about the "experience" and how many people you'll meet, the memories you'll make, etc. it feels like summer camp. I honestly wonder if it's even a fun event to attend nowadays, it seems like it would be super boring.
>>742639830I hope you die you fucking piece of shit
>Hey, you pikachu
It's so slow that I'm resorting to reading their website for entertainment.
I want to see some circus freaks i dont want to see normal people talking.
imagine being bald and having a hapa kid lmao
>>742639265Let it go manEnjoy the skits
>>742640040wear pants or cross your legs, cheez
ALREADY LATE TO THE FIRST GAME
ESA infiltrated GDQ. What's their mission there?
A guitar? That is so wacky!
>>742640040Not bad for a hag in her 40s.
Forsen has half the viewers just playing heartstone
lmao, going overestimate right from the start
the schedule is shit
>>742639768James Chen is a simp.
>The opening ceremony is already over estimateIt's never been more over
>>742639723pamphlets are harmless these guys taxi illegals into your country to rape your women, steal you jobs, and make your country shit
>>742640059for real. this is almost as bad as breeders bringing their kids to anime and furry conventions lol
>>742640000That'd be on me to be honest as I have played it a decade ago>>742640059Grim
why are her legs open in a skirt
>>742640085I got banned for accidentally screaming the N word 200 times.
>>742640121
what're the good new summer season anime?
>>742640185its okay happens for the best of us
it's a knigger!
>>742640189>good>anime
Who is this guy? Where is my prize goblin?
where stinkman
I smelled her underwear.
>>742640115my wife
>>742640085i feel like there are so many people who are probably insufferable to be around
>>742640059Video games are for children.
Leave Zelda to me
>already behind schedule
>>742626834I keep an eye on the thread for any trainwrecks or when a runner forgets to turn off steam messages for their run
>>742640163Don't forget how the DWB staff got caught with forcing the people they're suppose to help to have sex with them if they want to receive any stuff
>>742640087statistically you probably will first
>>742640189boku no pico
>>742638410She's obviously not a guy, have some respect.
>>742640189None.Manga>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime
>>742640189chainsmoker cat is really cool because there's a scene where the catgirl poops and you see the poop and hear braps and farts
>>742640098>Rocko's Questevery time
>>742640234prize goblin retired from being on camera and works backstagehis replacement was mr game and shout but he got fired for sexually harassing some bitchnow you get the black guy
>>742640070They are already down on cash. Normally they have 10k+ before the event even starts.
>valheimdo people even care about that anymore
>>742640085I'll be there on Monday. They're pushing the experience because they keep raising ticket prices and not selling out of themThey're also pushing the local connection to minne a lot more because they want to get financial incentives from the city to run this (lol/lmao)
>>742640085they're probably talking about drunk hotel sex with your internet friends, which is valid
I already muted the stream I genuinely thought I was prepared for the ironic cringekino but it's now looped back around and it's just normal grassroots cringe.
our theatre kids
>>742640189Youjo Senki II better not disappoint, the first season was a fantastic comedy
You can't just upgrade arbitrary bits of junk to 'grand' and act like it's a big deal.Hey, remember when they had actual consoles as prizes?
HE's HERE
Wonder what trash they've excavated this year for prizes
>>742640253Man new Cpt America looks terrible ngl
>>742640151>>742640161>>742640115C’mon guys the point of the event isn’t the game
can we get to the fucking GAMES and SPEEDRUNS?!?!?
>>742640283based
>>742640287zamn, does it also have masturbating ojisans?
>>742640083BAYIENG
>>742640187Skenmy holding the door shut while Argick is throwing around Zyklon B like a madman.
>>742640098what do they have against frog fractions and god of war
>>742640098>Five nights at freddyhuh? I thought trannies like that game
>fired prize ogre for being a rapist>replaced him with another rapistlol lmao
>>742640098Why's God of War banned when Cyberpunk exists?
>>742640310>remember when they had actual consoles as prizes?I wouldn't call them prizes if no one ever actually won them
>BOBBEIGH is the new prize master
>>742639991It's a bunch of lefty troons and we've got a republican president. They've got to fight le heckin fascism by not celebrating America's anniversary.
>>742640098why is ion fury banned? because it involves a real woman?
Looks like an etsy store page
HES GOT A WEAPON!*blam blam blam*
>>742640305so people actually still travel in groups to GDQ with their friends? idk it just feels like so many people in the crowd, families, etc. that i feel like things are just so different from even something like 2016-2018 where there were clear groups of people in the crowd
>scent relegated to cuck assistant
>$5 for a kid's drawingkek
did they get rid of the bridge troll who used to shill?
>get a drawing from a trannywhat
can I get my biannual bigjohn update
>>742640381The last good part of GDQ ruined forever.
>>742640365chud developer
>>742640369>The goblin and ogre are gone
>>742640189Go watch Zenshu from Winter 2025. Too many people missed it out
>>742640287https://litter.catbox.moe/fyycqf6e22ax7s7a.mp4
>>742640365Nope, the dev donated to anti LGBT political parties>>742640401The ogay joke
>>742640365the creator Scott Cawthon donated money to Bad Things™ and now he's a Bad Person™
>>742640365My guess is because its not really a speedrun since every night is on an in game countdown. Same reason dead rising 1 speedrun doesnt exist.
>>742640449>>742640449>>742640449
Can I get a QRD on Game & Sneed (formerly Chuck) getting fired? Did he rape Kungfu in her fruit cup?
>>742640098Is Manhunt prohibited?
Who's kid drew this?
>>742640401It was planned to have "problematic" content before a bunch of retards got the game censored prerelease but the grudge held strong.
>>742640098Why the fuck is Five nights still banned from gdq ?
Why do all these prizes look like they were made by toddlers? Do people really spend money to win these?
>>742640085Yeah you get to meet up with groomers who cheat on their partners. Great time to be hand.
>>742640472>not page 10
>>742639812GDQ always starts on a sunday, not everything is a grand conspiracy
>prizes
These 'prizes' look like the shit their parents threw out.
>>742640253>With these shades I can see women's touch zones
So GDQ's prize master went from a guy who looked like a molesterTo a guy who was fired for being like a molesterTo an alleged molesterYou're really moving up in the world, GDQ, bravo
There is some karmic shit going on here.>Fat nigger assualts prize mommy and kills GDQ .>Joins GDQ and then gets G&S banned from prize segments.>Now he is the lead of the gdg prize segment.
WE GOT SPYRO
POKEMON PET BED
what's wrong with kungfu's voice
>>742626658>First Summer Games Done Quick on YouTube>Theres a chat freezing exploit being abusedEverything happens for a reason.
>>742640621Fuck these no life detractors keep fucking with the kantant.
>Go out for a smoke>come back>They are still talking
Why is there a Cookie Blair prize?
the cinema meme is the quintessential marker for a superficial sheep/npc/normaltag that is only in tune with whats in vogue and only partakes in hobbies for the social element, prefers twitch streamers to playing games oneself, etcits incredible how much that one word reveals about someone
>>742640715Cause she's now for the people.
>>742640742Yeah, kino is so much better.
me when a tranny pops up on screen
Do they play game or just talk during this event ?
what did i miss beyond theater kids and aids?
when do the speedruns start
>>742641032there are unfunny skits sometimes
isnt the SGDQ charity the one that helps migrant boats get to europe
>>742640449 >>742640449 >>742640449>>742640449>>742640449
>>742641089Worldwide but yeah, minnesota has been welcoming to somalians recently
>>742640431>Giant Jacob
CUM ON AUTISTS! PLAY SUM FOOKING GAMES!!!
Why is the room so dark? Are they going for the ESA aesthetic now?
imagine paying a sub to unlock this fun "1984" experience lmao
>>742626834Homosexual men larping as women
>>742640365they found out the dev was a conservative christian from texas, that made him a persona non grata. there was a campaign to cancel him and everything.
