Previous: >>742644157https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: The Talos PrincipleNext: Fire Emblem: Three HousesLater: I Am Your Beast
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>>742648535SS
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>>742648482I'm in.
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>>742648535>>742648541A
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543I'm doing him a B, but I might regret it later
My runs is up next guys, wish me luck!
>>742648543>>742648541B- for b-lack
>>742648535>RATE THE RUNASolid start, I'm sure it will get worse
I'm out of the loopYou're telling me this gross fat fuck got cancelled?
>>742648535B
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543B for black (and boring)
>>742648535A
>>742648543C for didnt watch
>>742648535UHM
>>742648543Sgreat start to the event, but likely won't get better afterwards.
>>742648543>>742648523A for A good start
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543B
>>742648535>>742648541BCompetent, but kinda uneventful.
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MIG>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543A
Glad he made it under estimate
Trans rights!
>>742648543S
>>742648482i got banned from /sp/ and wont be able to post on wc threads so ill have to settle for this
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543>>742648523I'm doin' him an A
that game was so fucking uglywas that one of those "made for crt" games?
>>742648535idk B
>>742648543>>742648541>>742648535Mild B tier. I liked the guy's vibe and despite a choke it was a nice run to start, but the fact they started the event with such a milquetoast run is strange. Probably gonna be the best one this event.
>>742648543A. good chill run and the guy seemed nice
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543A. It was endearing listening to his tales of fucking up and then fucking up.
>boring run>but a black guy ran it so all Americans rate it highlyI hate mutts
>>742648535>>742648541BMostly had it on as background noise but nothing particularly bad about it
Also here is your checkpoint. I can't do this for every thread but I'll pop in when I can.
>>742648701THERE HE IS
>>742648543A
>>742648693how do you get a local ban? happens to me so rarely.
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>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543>Decent run>No troons>No too much donation readingA
>1 run>break time and shilling
>>742648715The only thing that matters is if you're a tranny or not
>i cant wait to party this week
>everyone is already leaving
>3d printed physiotherapy masks???
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543>>742648523C>>742648482stop making threads before page 10 so this doesn't happen
God my dick got so hard from that run. I need to fucking cum.
Who is your favorite mimiga?
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543AGood and solid. A little boring/too serious though but that's all right
>LGBTQIA+ people>3D printed maskshuh
>absolute dogwater for the remainder of the daytime for vidya i guess
I actually won a gifted sub for the channel. What should my first message be?
I support trans rights for access to voluntary euthanasia.
why do people still wear masks in the big 2026
how bad is the trans and pronoun shit this time
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543S
>>742648809When's Dogwater?
>>742648786What even is the 2nd game? DK games have big fans, the rest of today's events look boring and the event knows it.
>gaza>gdq is anti jew nowwtf i love trannies now
>>742648543>>742648541>>742648535CWould love to give him higher but he performed terribly. I am sure much much worse is coming.
>>742648590I missed you dude
Will you donate for this, anons?
>>742648841None so far
>>742648819DEAR PESKY PLUMBERS
>>742648819Trans don’t deserve rights
>>742648769first time watcher? they take a break to set up the next game and to shill after every single game
>>742648819You will never pass
>>742648796>stop making threads before page 10 so this doesn't happenshut the fuck up
>>742648856
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543B, but I rated in the last thread, so whoever is counting these you don't have to count both. Does whoever count these use every reply, or just specific ones?
>people actually ranking this run an SI swear the value of an S ranking has deflated massively these past few years.
>>742648839you look good if you hide 80% of your face
>>742648754Own the mod in a debate/make fun of his race.
What a healthy and populated event!
>>742648839>why do people obsessed with japanese video games and cartoons want to act like japanese
>>742648893chudbros, we won
>>742648535>>742648541Ait's all downhill from here
>>742648941What do you mean? S runs are almost always boring but competent.
>>742648839Oppression olympics mostly
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543B. It was a good run
is ick on eck doing charts this year
Not interested in anything else today till Kirby so enjoy yourselves bros
>>742648851Talos Principle. Great game, but niche.
>The Talos Principlethis one should be good..unless there are trannies
>>742648839>Caveman became a fat chud with greasy hair>Chibi is fucking hot shrine maidens in Japan RIGHT NOWKWAB
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543C for massive Chokes
>>742648819wheres game & shout??
>>742648805if I took that off would xey die?
>>742648941when 90% of the runs are actually just lets plays by trannies it does slightly dilute the higher rankings
>>742648983Yeah i'm also fucking off for a while the 3 games coming up suck
>>742648941S is supposed to be a great run that someone would want to watch in the future on Youtube or be remembered forever. /v/ just rates anything competent an S nowadays
>>742648701we’re so back
>>742648972>S runs are boringdo you even see what you're saying right now? S runs used to be PEAK, now it's just acceptable
What if MRGAMEANDSHOUT was TRAPPED and BETRAYED by GDQ for a MILLENNIUM
>>742648941Nah people are to quick to spam F or Z not it balances out
>>742648839literally only freaks at these events wear masks
>>742648754Name the jew.
PLEASE CHANGE ANNOUNCER, HE CANNOT SPEAK
>>742648972S are funny and competent enough
Any TILF yet?
>talos principle>then norway vs brazilI will sleep good today
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742649064the two people wearing masks in that pic are foids tho
>>742649043I gave it b. But yeah all the SSS God tier stuff is gay and retarded
Everthing happening around gdq is just too funny. It's like watching children fighting and then crying immediately after.
>>742648776Why is this bitch levitating
WHY ARE THE SEATS ALL EMPTY
>>742649087and?
>>742648535>>742648541>>742648543C
>>742648482Boosh!
>>742649072in a short quick soon he will be replaced.
>>742649074nope
>>742648543C
>>742649117That is the power of BBC
>>742649120they're having sex in their rooms
>>742648701
Anyone here played the Talos Principle Switch port on Switch 2? It's $3 right now so I'm thinking of getting it. Also how is Reawakened? Is it super demanding on PC?
>>742649120Turn your monitor brightness up
>>742649120The audience joined the 41%
>>742648604Yep but he likely didn't really do anything and someone just said some shit. During all the social chatter no one ever really said what the guy did and GDQ always runs away from having to explain why they ban people when asked for more info.
>crowd just got up and leftoof
>>742649117women can levitate, long kept secret
>>742648957this is why a lot of those other boards are full of cancer, the mods are trigger happy and try to control what's allowed rather than general unpopular opinions trying to make 4chan into reddit 2.0. jews are to blame ever since 2014 and indians ever since lockdowns and during lockdowns it was chinks.
>>742649174Fuck shit gross, I'm doing 100 crunches to cleanse my soul
>>742648541>>742648535>>742648543B+
>>742648482WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>742649061S is for the best runs of the event so nah, B or A for this would be completely fair
>>742649210ORB
>>742649174tootlhess crackhead looking mf
>>742649056good fucking lord man just shave it, who are you holding out for
>>742649253By this time tomorrow you will look back at this run and realize this was as good as it gets.
>no undertale/deltatroon runs
>>742649043S for me is what I wouldn’t mind to watch a vod without you schizofaggots.SSS is what I will watch the vod of guaranteed.
>>742648958During AGDQ they saw ticket sales were in the shitter so they changed it to where there was cut off for buying a ticket and you could walk up and buy one. They did that for this event too and still didn't hit the 2500 attendance cap. This event is circling the drain.
>fire emblem three houses is my favorite game
>>742649253you're going to struggle to find something better than this. things are just that bleak
>>742649253It was a B+, though it could be retroactively improved to an A depending how much trainwreck we get to see later
>>742649284shaving doesn't reset the hairline so what's the point? just extra effort for no purpose
>>742648941But he's black!
>look away for 10 min>still no new runum....
>>742649351casuals will say >THE GAME HAS CONTENTwhen most of it is rehashed inbetween all the routes
>>742649417shout outs to the amazing tech crew!
>>742649317They couldn’t heil my nigga
>>742648958>>742649334it is absolutely mind blowing they scheduled it to be right next to 4th of july, international guests that would have gone are getting blasted with plane tickets 2-3x the usual price and all hotels are fucking booked
>already overestimateshoutouts to the tech crew
man just enjoy the runs
Hey guys. Just a reminder what the rating system is actually supposed to mean. >SSSSomething you really liked>SSPretty good, not many complaints with the run. Some boring bits.>SThe standard run of the marathon, nothing notable, but nothing too bad>APretty unwatchable and not really worth it>B or lowerStream has been muted and it's better left forgotten
>>742649417It's 5:14 AM and I've been up all night. Where are the fucking videogames? I'm not going to bed without Talos Principle.
>>742649486the only run on right now is the audience running out of the venue
>>742649417um chudcel? Folkx need time to stim and wind down after that amazing marathon run.
>>742649486WHERE ARE THE RUNS NIGGA??
>>742649446From what I heard the hotel they use for the event was booked full before SGDQ attendance hit 50% so a bunch of people had to go to another hotel. GDQ is run by complete retards.
>Speedrunning a puzzle gameAre Talos Principle runs actually good?>>742649521Thank you, I had accidentally been rating runs I passingly enjoyed as B or C
I rate the Nazrin poster C for Cheese :)
>>742649446July 4th and the world cup
>>742649429monastery makes the act of replaying dreadful, then you get recycled maps. shit's fuckedeven then the maps weren't anything spectacular either
More like blacks in my ass
>>742649521The IGN scale huh
>>742649575HUH
>>742649317>they/them% (trigger all dialogues that contain kris' nonbinary pronouns)
>>742649521I give this tiering system a Z
>>742649008He's also trans but he grows his beard like transwomen grow their armpit hair
>They have a segregated eventWhat? isn't that racist as hell?
>>742649486
>>742649475They went 20 minutes over estimate setting up for the very first run. The entire event's going to overrun by several days at this rate.
>>742649269Reminder Chadbi won, Cavewoman lost
Someone help. I forgot to hydrate and now I'm slightly parched.
Why are they stalling? That Fire Emblem incentive won't ever be reached.
why is there a 30minute set up time?!
>>742649521RATE THIS POST
>>742649373I dunno, ratings don't have to be relative to that event. There can be events where there is no S run, you don't have to rate something highly just because it's the best of a shitty bunch.
>>742649120Dying event. I'm surprised they still show the audience too
>>742649639when you feel thirsty it's already too late [...]goodbye anon....
>>742649604No speedtranny can be faster than a flower’s dream
>3,000 chairs in the audience>40 people sitting in them
>>742649615muh horseshoe o algo
>>742649658Why not? They can fake it easily.
>>742649632Reminds me of Leon from the Resident Evil franchise. Makes you wonder how a stud like him ever ended up amongst the nerds at speedrunning conventions
>>742649665dont worry about it dude
>>742649680i rated this highly because its my favorite game and the best of a shitty bunch
>>742649521What about Z and ZZZ
>>742649710those are some fat people
>>742649682>GDQ is dyingTheir slogan is literally "we're still here" now kek
>>742649710it is an american event after all, ho oh oh oh!
>>742649665all the staff got bored and just went home...
>>742649740I'm in this picture
i thought that kind of hat was banned...
>still waiting for the next runThis is fucking pathetic.
>>742649521>SSSNo trannies, no donation spam, good commentating, good tricks, good banter with the couch and underestimate>SSNo trannies, no donation spam, good commentating, good banter, underestimate>SNo trannies, no donation spam, good commentating, underestimate>ANo trannies, no donation spam>BTrannies, no donation spam, decent run>CTrannies, donation spam>Dtrannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks>F trannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks, obnoxious couch>Ztrannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks, obnoxious couch, overestimate>ZZZtrannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks, obnoxious couch, overestimate, shit commentating, TRANS RIGHTS>Hrunner should be killed and GDQ should be cancelled
THEY SAID IT
>>742649751DSP tier coping.
>>742649751Honestly the audience presence at the start was huge, way more than past events. Do you think anyone nudged them to show up for the extra stage presence?
he said the words!
Yeah I'm done. Bye guys have fun
There it is.
why isnt this just a trans rights eventoh right, cause cancer makes way more money
>$1000 for a fucking tent
>>742649807>>742649813
>>742649801TDS
>>742649120GDQ has alienated so many people I'm surprised they have an audience at all.
>>742649787Get off your phone and watch the runs anon
The tranny spam is beginning...
>>742649801
the jerry cans are very important for fueling boats to ship africans across the Mediterranean sea
>>742649878the desperation
>>742649317No more Undertale/Deltarune runs since the last runner was a confirmed pedophile
>>742649878Imma make a run for it.
>>742649842Actually this one's (Summer) is about helping hospitals in Congo. AGDQ is about Cancer pamflets
>>742649801based. this is the one I use
is my boy still alive? i didnt see him at the opening
>>742649801Based, except H is effectively a given for most runs nowadays Good to be with you all as we watching this sinking once-Titanic event circle the drain ever closer
>>742649919I wanna fuck horse butts
>>742649910>Undertale>Tranny event>Pedo runnerIMAGINE MY SHOCK
Where the fuck is the video game?
You guys don't mute the stream the moment a run ends?
>>742649801We have never used H
where games
>>742649925right, thats even better. just a generic "doctors are doing things" charity
>>742649910But that’s a virtue to those freaks.
>>742649971I don't get Anons who don't do this.
>>742649910>a confirmed pedophileI mean he sure was a fag, but this dockey was a nothingburger.The 'confirmation' was that he was ERPing with someone he met in a discord server that had underages in it. I swear this is not an exaggeration.
>TRAAANS RIGHTS!Can't they be not political for 5 minutes, I'm just here for the games
>>742649851
Okay, it can't take this long to set up a more or less modern PC game. You'd think they'd be trying to get time back with something with such simple setup.
>>742649983people use it when made aware of it during a horrible run
>>742649960Same but actual horse butt irl
>>742649953he had a """family emergency"""
Wouldn't be gdq without a 45 minute break between runs.
NOOO NOT MY HECKIN PRIDE FLAG! LOOK I SWEAR IM AN ALLY GDQ LET ME BACK IN! IM IN THERAPY!
UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR?! START THE FUCKING RUN!
>normie couch and runnerZ
>>742649971I usually have the runs muted.
I haven't given a shit about Games Done Quick in quite a few years. Whats it like these days? Even more troon infested and no fun allowed than ever Im guessing?
>>742649632>>742649729shut up chibi
finally
Trans rights to do what?
based gamebased couchplease be good
>>742650025you need to understand these creatures do not consider that phrase to be political in nature you you telling them to not be political doesn't make sense in their brain
>he/him all around>talos principleS run incoming
How come we can't donate to choose who to get married to?
>>742650042Eww.
>>742649740I reckon there'd be a lot more people there if they got rid of all the cringey talking and stuff like it's a show for 5 year olds or something
>Casually dropping an important plot point of Talos
>>742649801I like this, it's a nice curve
how many years of organizing and it still takes them 20+ minutes to swap games
>full He/Him runholy rare
I'm in awe of those thighs
>having 4 white men on a run in current yearThat's a yikes from me.
The next 6 hours are actually snooze games damnit
>>742650089>4 white straight cis maleskino incoming
>>742649997At least this one actually kind of does what you'd expect them to do.Prevent Cancer sounds great but actually they do fucking nothing and most likely just pocket the money.Did you know that cancer exists?
>still trying to fit three people on a tiny couchWhen will they learn?
ICE has been BANNED from GDQ!!
>>742650025>Can't they be not political for 5 minutesIt took 140 minutes for them to be political.
WHEN I SAY TRANS! YOU SAY RIGHTS!TRANS!
uhm trans to right you
Spoil me. Is this 42 minute run of a guy walking on top of walls?
>>742650129no way she wins any races towing that ass around
>runner and all of the couch are normal white guys>have pronouns for some reason
>>742650168imagine the smell of that couch
>>742650104to wipe out trans lefts
>>742650116The fact that this pronoun shit was approved at all is still appalling. Used to be you could just not put pronouns at all, that signaled the people that hadn't been captured by the faggoty virtue signalers
>>742650134a speedrun staple is for the runner to skip all plot but still feel the need to poorly spoil it anywaysall names get written down in my book of grudges
I had a feeling this run was going to be good, puzzle chads are alright.
>>742649639Here have my emergency pickle juice
>>742649801you forgot the lowest rank: K (used for Keizaron runs originally)
>>742650134If you get spoiled by something 10+ years old its your own fault
these runners are making the audience uncomfortable
>>742650174This is hilarious. like they need their permission
>>742650174holy virtue signal batwoman!
>>742650237>lowest rank: Kah yes, I think I mixed up K with H
>>742650120Because we love Yuri!
>>742650168Someone post THAT couch webm.
>>742650174ICE shooting up the place would be actually hilarious.
>>742650204she does
>>742650104To beg for sympathy and attention
The runner has some fucked up posture
>puzzle simulator
>>742650205When in rome
>>742650174Mid-stream ICE raid would be masterful.
>>742650306Golemmaxxing is in rn
>>742650076Imagine spending your whole life signaling this hard just to be betrayed by your LGBBQ comrades anyway
>>742650174someone should call ICE there just to fuck with them
>>742650306GOLEM GET YE GONE
Not enough diversity on that couch
>>742650174Do they specifically need to mention the civil immigration enforcement part? That seems performative. Or have they been raiding public events?
>run will finish just in time for the world cup matchcomfy
>>742650297such talent
>>742650371Neat! I hope Norway wins
>>742650295Rolling for ICE to drag away an illegal speed runner. Please God
If the last run was S/A tier, what tier is this one?
>>742650368immigration is a civil law not a criminal one acually
>>742650174so that's all the criminal illegal immigrants around the country have to do is put up that sign on their illegal human trafficking buildings and they're safe?
>>742650076did you actually read the post anon
>>742650403i hope vi LOSE
>>742650012I, too, ask the ID of everyone I meet at the bar just in case they're too young for me.
do they HAVE to specify their pronouns? none of the guys on the panel look like they'd bother with it
last time fire alarm, this time ICE raid?
Guys, I'm eating a bowl of banana porridge with some peanut butter toast, and it fucking rules.
>>742650434varför?
>>742650231what the hell is that, i thought its smelling salts
>>742650306REMEBER WHAT I'VE TAUGHT YOU QUASIMODO
>>742650403based
>>742650423They would need a warrant signed by a judge
>>742650443Well you are asked so for many it's less weird if you just say he/him
>>742650420It's a federal felony to enter the country illegally, actually.
>>742650174Imagine the retards in charge of GDQ trying to stop ICE form fucking entering.Good god.
>>742650461Cinnamon goes well with bananas and porridge
>>742650174kek implying they can block iceit's the hotels area, gdq has no say in who can go in or outreminds me of that time at the end of the covid pandemic when masks were no longer required and gdq staff were harassing the general public about wearing a mask
>>742650504i don't consent to your search warrant though
>>742650443Used to be optional now it's mandatory to comply with LGBBQ demands and make it seem like everyone's cool and hip and allyship and that garbage lefties believe in
I genuinely enjoyed Talos Principle 1, never played 2Is it as good?
>Zem>He/Himmake up your mind, dude
>>742650443Yes, not doing it would make you problematic and a chud
trans have this run on mute btw
>>742650518No it's a misdemeanor
>>742650174They are all trannies and white or black anyway with the rare Asian
>>742650297
>>742650443No you don't have to and that's why some have none. It's just that when you have a million trannies on your ass always asking you this shit you just say he/him and get it over with
>>742650551Talos 2 is pretty decent but 1 is better. The puzzles in base game 2 are piss easy but the DLC fixed that a bit.
>>742650443It's meant to normalize the practice.
>>742650543lol suck it chuddie
>>742650574It's a misdemeanor to be in the country without papers. It's a felony to enter without papers.
>>742650292
>20 FPSnice game PC bros
let's go!!
>>742650527I'll give that a go, thanks for the suggestion.
>>742650664That's not true for first offence
The runner seems cool but from his voice I can't believe he isn't a tranny
>>742650683>posting the edit
>>742650461I’m gonna eat Greek yogurt!
>>742650639Thanks anon, I'll put it on the list
why do they always play this game every single gdq??
Where are the 100% speedruns?
>>742650443it's like how japs would make christians step on a picture of christ when they started cracking down on western religion. it's a loyalty test to out those who won't conform
>>742650717Fair, but it's a federal crime either way. It's only a civil matter if you're a visa holder who overstayed, and UCE can still nab them if they dodge an immigration hearing.
>>742650705I agree, this run is very slick
>>742650821>It's only a civil matter if you're a visa holder who overstayedwhich is the vast majority
>2 hours in>less than 50k raisedis GDQ finally dead?
an ICE raid during GDQ would be iconic
>>742650821>>742650859shouldn't you fags be in a twitter screencap thread or something
>>742650863Hold out brother. The donations are coming. Inshallah
>>742650881all troons and virgins are white bois
You now remember the most overrated host
>>742650863they can't dump all the laundered money right away
>>742650921wife.
>>742650881submitted a tip on their website
Haven’t watched in a few years and don’t know anyone’s name. Where are the two nerdy guys? Both have glasses, a little heavyset and one had long hair and a beard. As cringy as they were I did find them endearing.
>>742650881Not gonna happen because this entire ICE boogeyman shit is entirely fabricated AI slop
>>742650949You guys told me PC runs suck. Why am I having fun?
>>742649910But isn't that all Undertale/Deltatroon fans?
>>742650859So what?
>>742650949You're just mad she made fun of us
>>742650914I'm explaining the reasoning why GDQ used specific wording for their wokeness poster it's relevant because GDQ
>>742650863Even with taking off the deadline to buy a pass, they still didn't hit the attendance cap. Shit's definitely dying.
>>742650174Do they realise how massive a self-report this is?
>>742650985trvthnvke
>>742650221there it is
Where is /ourboy/ jaxler
>>742650991>she fell for the consolebab propaganda
>>742651013>You're just mad she made fun of usYeah
>>742650985Can you stop ruining a good baiting+trolling effort with facts PLEASE.Why do you hate fun.
>>742650979based
>>742650986
>>742650949You sound gay.
>>742650949She is cute.
ok.. the event can rarely have soul.
This run's great, I'm sorry for doubting.
>4 white cis guyshow can GDQ be so bigoted?which one is gonna be forced to become a trans?
>>742650986Is this "the wall" or just "I don't care about my appearance anymore"?
>>742650949is that women??
>>742651084Yeah it's not hard. Just have 4 normal men on and we get comfy-kino
>>742650986There was a minute or two there when she was actually hot but that FUPA and arm sag started growing fast
PC speedruns all suck
>>742650205You are not allowed to participate in their society without the mark of the beast
Jonh blow must been so proud to see his game being speedrun by trannies.
>Azorae mentionedOnly real oldfag chads remember the good old times when Azorae slapped M1 (a famous child enjoyer) during the latter's Cave Story speedrun, because a donator said so. Then he gave him a hug and a kiss because of another donator.
that gramerate is unwatchable
So do we have to rate this run SSS now since DKC2 was an "S"?
pete WHO?
This is the longest this event has gone without being insufferable in years, what's going on?
SNEED
pete who?
>>742651124>is that women??Yes, and so is this
Pete Sneed?
>pete formerly chuck
LE SNEED
>Pete SneedWhich one of you was it?
SNEED?
>Pete Sneed
>>742651171She's savage
>>742651110They always start with more "normal" runs to try to lure old viewers back, just something I've noticed.
>>742650986i don't see any problem
>the dark idthat the dark id?the navy seals one who meet his wife during an assassination mission?
>>742651197the jewish funding is running low because of the israeli war
talos principle looks so old now, i remember it looking a lot better when i originally played it
ue3 games are so ugly
>>742651208Wrong.
>>742650986I didn't know whites could go goblina mode
>>742651281The remaster looks pretty good
>>742650467Unironic pickle juice
>>742650986fat girls with zero tits are the saddest sight, literally the only good thing about becoming a hambeast and even that doesn't happenenjoy those grandma arms I guess
>>742651289It's serious engine, faggot.
>>742650174I doubt there's very many illegals amongst the troon horde, but if ICE were to raid the keks would be legendary.
is that it? you just collect tetrominoes for the entire game?
>>742651312That was the entire reason behind feminism.
>>742650986Honestly my ideal gf. Would breed every day
>>742651339Is the remaster really demanding on PC? I heard it runs really poorly.
>>742651281They're playing it on ultra low quality mode to beef up the framerateThis is from a random Let's Play that I just found on the Youtubes
fellas, what's the TQ (Tranny Quotient, TQ=Trn/t) so far
>>742651386> you just collect tetrominoes for the entire game?Anon wth did you except from a game made by jon blowhe doest make action games the only games he does is fucking puzzle games and that it.
>>742650528i fucking remember this shitthey were in Minneapolis at I think the Hilton. Well downtown there is a skyway system that interconnects many building and business together. passing through there during my lunch break one of i think gdq volunteers or whatever was telling everyone they needed to be wearing masks, despite the fact the skyway system is considered a public area. saw a lot of people complaining to Hilton staff about them. must have worked because an anon here posted a staff note to gdq volunteers explaining the skyway system and how they cannot tell people walking through what to do
I challenge (You) to make at least one piece of OC during this event. Don't force it during this run, let it come naturally.
>>742651413beautiful
>>742651386yes, the game is laser puzzles to get tetris pieces, and reading terminals. the terminals are half the game, but irrelevant to speedrunning it.
>>742651429Wrong game, anon.
How fucking old is this game, I don't remember this game looking this badShit looks like Serious Sam
>>742651463Your event is too shit to have any OC made.
>>742651463
>>742651473>Wrong game, anon.Oh rigth my bad.
>>742651429Based retard
>>742651463I'm saving myself for ESA
>>742651386Yes.Also 1 (one) cat.
>>742651429didn't he make braid and cried when snoop dog made fun of his game?
What was the first GDQ you watched, anons? Also: are you happier now than you were at that point?
>>742651208clearly a tranny
>>742651340...but why
>>742651463I have cum naturally a few times already
>>742651542better than saving yourself for marraige
>>742651463If there's good runs I'll try.Looking solid so far.
>>742651252youre right
>>742651557kek
>>742651197just wait until the fire emblem run
>>742651489>Shit looks like Serious SamWell, about that...The fucking xbox version looks better than this, it's on extreme lowest of the low for t5he fps.
>>742651557Nice one.
nice run
>>742651551>Snoop DoggHoly fuck you boomers have dementia from too much shitposting
>>742650863>We have a 25 000$ donation from the Yetee!
>>742651451gdq staff seem like hall monitor kids
what are we eating while watching anons, if anything at all?
Why are there never any FTM runners
>they even admit that you have an advantage with a better PCthis is why PC speedruns should be banned,
>>742651252they caught us :(
>>742651554AGDQ 2013 was my first one and I am doing way better in life now than I was then Gladge
>>742651557Damn, he's in the zoneAbove the chair
>>742651648dollar sign in front esl
>>742651463You better keep that (you) warm for me!
>>742651654mango
>>742651662I heard Shovelclaws is one.
>>742651654just cut up some strawberries while listening to a bird sing his heart out, hope little dude gets mad cloaca
>>742651554I think it was SGDQ 2013, then I watched pretty much every GDQ except for the proto era where I dipped out shortly because of how unbearable he made itI'm moderately the same, I've graduated and have money now. /v/ is significantly worse though.
>>742651654I ate/shared them all now but damn they were amazing
>>742651640Pro tip: he was implying that all rappers are the same nigger. You got trolled.
>>7426515542013. Doing objectively a little better but far unhappier.
>>742651386There are puzzles too but the speedrun is skipping them all
>>742651662wait for ASM
So the word going around is the husk of Coolmatty had a sudden "family emergency" and isn't attending the event
What are ya playan while watchan?
>>742651745>Being retarded on purposeOkay gramps, time for your prune juice
Look who finally decided to leave his room
>>742651557
>>742651571Electrolytes, they keep you hydrated and your muscles functioning.
>>7426515542012, i was a neet then.i was a neet all the way till sgdq 2023.not a neet anymore now but not working for that long butchered my life so bad i can't realistically be happy at this point.
>>7426515542013. I've been in a downward spiral since 2016 or so. At this point I'm just sticking around because I'm curious how bad it can get.
this speedrun is lame as fuckno puzzle solvingno techjust random hopping over barriers with items
>>742651792Bouncing between FFXIV and drawing.
>>742651783who let that little boy on the couch
I'm going to watch the world cup soon, sorry /v/ros
>>742651819stay mad oldie
>>742651831why is my house a restaurant?
>>742651665>all those n64 games that are faster on delisted virtual console ports
>>742651839Big whoop so do gamer girl fumes
>>742651856dude source moment bro
>>7426515542012I don't like getting old and I haven't ever been happy in the first place except when I was like 7
>>742651792Failing at the summer Nikke minigame
>>742651819>doubling down Dumb niggerlover.
>>742651662What is the prevalence of FTM in general?
>>742651792Ball x Pit
>>742651662most women who try realize being a dude sucks even worse than whatever shit they were trying to escape in their life.while the straight white man gets to play a starring role in the oppression olympics after trooning out.
>>7426515542021 when I was in the middle of a nightmarish relationship. Now I have a good job and a house. Still sad that the events (ESA, too) that brought me a little solace in that time are dying.
>>742651792Trying to get 50 consecutive wins in Super Singles in the Battle Maison in Pokemon Omega Ruby. This shit is insanely unfair.>>742651831For how iconic and frankly insane this pic is, I'm surprised it isn't posted more in these threads.
>>742651792Ascension WoW conquest of Azeroth
>>742651868it's okay, I'm used to people leaving me
>>742651926To be fair if you started in 2021 you didn't exactly come in while it was hot.
>>742651881>think he's still at his homesilly anon, you've been taken to get your govenment mandated transition surgery
>>742651881>she's not japanese
>>742651963Yeah, a fact I've always been envious of.
>>742651961which class
>>742651937Lurk moar.
>>742651654here's the gdq menu, pick whatever you want gamer
>>742651919Chill x Maxxing
>>742651554AGDQ 2014 I think. I'm doing way better financially and career wise, but way worse socially/broke up with a long time gf a while back
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS FROM TRANS RIGHTS
>>7426515542012. i was a NEET for a long time and it's done bad damage to my mental state. i really, really struggle with getting older physically while my brain is still like an early 20 something retard, just in the body of a 35 year old.
>>742651197dont jinx it
>>742652031huh?
>>742651792Clipping together pieces from a playthrough of a game I made to share with a friend because I'm obsessed with sharing stories with people
>>742651792Just beat Mario 3
>>742652035lemme get the fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthe hot dogs
>>742652035no way this shit is a flat $10 today
>>742651926>There are anons on this board that have never seen one of the decent GDQs yet they still come back for moreI understand the guys who watched in 2013-16 and comes back out of deluded nostalgia but everyone else is just crazy
>>742652035thats really cheap for hotel food
>>742651554SGDQ 2015. Was a neet. Life is much better now.
>>742652051STEEEEVEEEN
>>742652035>this used to be considered over the top expensive
>>7426515542018?..Less innocent, but more happy.
>>742652018Chronomancer atm
>>742652080That image gets posted constantly, newfag.
>>742652129this image is older than dirt
>>742651792>What are ya playan while watchan?Working on a 100% single-map run
>>742652035Buffalo wings let's go
>>7426515542014yeah
>>742652178I'm not new I remember when it was first posted. And I disagree. I expect it to be spammed constantly but I usually only see it a few times every event week.
>>742652035$10 for one of those including everything is crazyand it's standard bar food too, nothing mind blowing but not as autistic as you would except from an event like thisslightly impressed, even if this is old
BANTER?IN 2026?!IN SGDQ?!?!
>>742652035I'm going to get hooded ESA anon to buy me McDonalds during my run
how are the hosts for the FE run?
>>742652250troon and troony
wait a minute... that couch...
>>742652235BANNED
>/v/: Haha leftists all have fake mental illnesses!!!>also /v/: Being a NEET for 10+ years... LE BROKE ME
>>7426515542013absolutely
>>742652129no shit, that image is from 2015
i can't imagine the run actually requires ultra low settings on modern hardware
>>742652250They're exactly what fans of FE speedruns deserve
>>7426515542016, with the bonesaw run- gdq has been downhill ever since then. rl though doing way better, gf moved in, got a real job.
>>742652224>>742651738>>742652145>>742652161i'm shocked and envious so many of you apparently improved your lives..
this just looks like incomprehensible spazzing
>>742649801Warning: This image contains forbidden knowledge.
I know 4chan is dying but it's nice to have these threads be a little comfier and less fast>>742652297I'm only a NEET on my days off
>>742652035Lived to see the day that this menu went from insanely overpriced to extremely cheap.
>>742651962I'll be back for you little frog
>>742652338Isn't it statistically likely that anons lives have improved over a decade?
I really hate it when the couch tries to act like friends with each other because it always comes out forced and awkward
>>742652297You can see the true colors in these threads every single time, like clockwork. Like actual retarded neets who still get allowance in their fucking 20s calling everyone else mentally illit would be funny if it wasn't sad
>>742652051Watched 2014. sober and married now with a house and friends and life is way better
This is actually really good
>>742652359very autistic
>>742651792Can't decide yet
We should get the fuck out of here.
>>742652395i guess so but it reaffirms how grotesquely i fucked up.
>>742652287Are the cheek implants still in?
This is actually really awful like most PC speedruns
>>742652319obviously I was subtly hinting fore someone to post a more recent menu, retard
>>7426515542016 or 17. I thought I was doomed and too late.I'm far more hopeful now and done much more. I even enjoy games a lot more now
>>7426515542017. I'm happier in that I no longer think about killing myself every day. I wouldn't say that I'm happy, though.
>>742652429>t. man who has never seen anything good before
>>742652475obviously there isn't a more recent menu which is why the same one has been posted for the past 10 years retard
>>742651831What beautiful women
>>742652526If you think about it, this run is a lot like Boss Baby
>>742652328When's Dogwater??
>>742651554I was fucking miserable in 2018 and even though I'm a failure in many ways now, I'm objectively way happier than ever. It's a weird feeling. Sometimes you need to lose it all in order to appreciate what you have.
>>742652297I am of the opinion that whoever was screwed would have been screwed anyway neet or not. I did it for 6 years and thought I turned my life around after that only to get smacked in the face with the realization that no matter how much I accomplish in the real world my personal problems never go away.
>>7426515542013 or 2014 I think. And no, not really, because I was in college and it was awesome. Not a total doomer or anything, just think I was happier on average back then.
>>7426515542012.Was unhappy then, but unhappier now, at least back then I didn't work. If my parents die I think I just end it too. I'm 37, make min wage, don't own a house, have never been intimate in any capacity and I don't have friends. if your life is shitty post-30 it's no longer fixable, imo at least.
Well its was fun anons, but time to watch Diveball
>>742652035You can really never go wrong with a chicken quesadillas
tfw 11 hours played in this game and he's already further than I got
>>742651554I think it was 2016. Happiness IDK, I think my brain just kind of settles at a negative so unless I keep switching things up I can't sustain happiness. But my life is by any objective standard a lot better.
Here now, going to talk to kimgfufruitcup, what do you guys want me to say to her? Will report back
>>74265256024-26 of this month
>>742652619Oh shit it's starting?
>>742652625LA LA LA LAVAAACH CH CH CHICKEN
>>742652619What countries are diving rn?
>>742652297/V has a real mental illness
>>7426515542014, I was NEET then, still NEET nowI'm happier, mainly because I've accepted I'm getting 0 pussy with this lifestyle, that's just the trade-off.>>742652145>>742652063>>742651841Unlike these fucking quitters. I'll be homeless before makling capitalists richer off my labor.
>>742652663What are her 3 sizes.
>>742652287
>>742652663Ask her her stance on garloid moistening
>>742652701Being a chud is not recognized by the DSM-5
>>742649373>>742649305you two are such morons. you don't rate it an S just because it's the best of the marathon, you're supposed to be rating based on ALL marathons. if you just rate things an S because they're the best of the marathon then every marathon will have 3-4 S ranks even if those runs just suck.
>>742652468There is always hope Anon. I went from 9 years in neetdom to employment and having money and a gf
No but really we should leave.
>>742652704You also getting rich (in time) off someone else's labor though
>>742652683>What countries are diving rn?NOR v BRASo they won't be wearing bras
>>7426515542014 i think? the one where runnerguy did oot in cosplay. maybe it was 2013. i'm unhappier now. i lived with my parents till 32 and now that i live by myself my life is just objectively worse and i get raped by rent. i don't really get how people can think moving out is a positive.
>for what its worth
>>742652704KEK! Good luck comrade! Btw you'll get tons of homeless pussy at least so look forward to that.
>>742652792NEETs will inherit the earth, this is our burden to bear.
>>742652767>I went from 9 years in neetdomi was a neet for 11 years. i'm employed now but the job is horrible and too taxing mentally.
You have 60 seconds puzzleniggers
Rate the run!
So how many games have the hosts forced into the schedule? Is Spike dead yet? Keiz got 5 runs he's gonna tank the schedule with?
OVER ESTI-GOD DAMN IT
>>742651554in 2015 i saw mike89's wr sonic 2 run on youtube and became obsessed with wanting to learn how to speedrun sonic 2 because i loved it so much growing up. ive been watching gdq since 2016. I am much happier now than back then.
>>742652890B, kinda boring
>>742652395Your sample size is like 10 people who likely made consumerism their religion to cope with things they don't want to think about. I'm not sure if anybody with self-respect would take happiness at such a heavy cost
>>742652890SGenuinely lovely actually - very chill
>>742652889>puzzleniggersoxymoron
>>742652619>Trannies run upcoming>Divegrass startingYep I'm out bros enjoy the shitposting
>>742651937>Super Singles in the Battle Maison in Pokemon Omega RubyWerster still attends GDQ in spirit
>>742652890A
>>742652890B I guess
>>742648482Do we have a chat set up somewhere this year
>>742652890solid B>>742652889Apologize
>>742652890B
>>742652890DI do not care for runs with a guy just constantly invalidating the game.
>>742652890SS
>>742652890Sprobably the only good run for today
>>742652908Spike is literally the lifeblood of this event. Put respect on his name
>>742652890C
>>742652890Bfor well commentated and ran but kinda boring
>>742652890A>white men talking about the game>no donation spam>under estimate
>>742652890B+
>>742652890C, mid
>>742652890A was pretty good
>>742652890SGood run, fun banter, non-dysgenic runner and coach.
>>742652890f
>>742652890AGOLEMCHADS STAY WINNING
>>742652890A+Fun run, though I know the game so I could follow it without difficulty.
>>742652890A good run with some regular dudes
>>742652890A nice A run
So every run is going to be S/A now despite them been mediocre and boring?
Where the fuck is Shout?
MY QUEEN THERE SHE IS
blast havers!
>>742652890D
bro they are changing the prize peddler roster every event>blast haver on couch
italian mexican hybrid
>>742652890A waste of time
>>742652951I wish I was at his level. I've even EV trained my mons and I'm still losing over and over again.
>>742652890ASolid start so far, too bad it's about to crater
>>742652890A>>742652754i rate it based on how i feel
>>742652890I'm doin' him a B
>>742652890A+A good run elevated by a couch that actually felt human by GDQ standards>>742652670>Alzheimer's Association>All the logos are purple
>>742653064He tried to do someone’s bottom surgery and failed miserably and got accused of harassment and causing someone’s ptsd from it
>>742652890AThough I might be overly generous
>>742653064he got banned for SA
>>742652732I've never been more confused. I cannot guess as to the gender, nor age, of this peculiar creature.
>>742652890f i hate puzzle games and im still not sure why people like them in the first place.
I remember when /v/ used to have some standards
>>742652890Another B from me, solid run under estimate with no troons and decent commentary but I just don't care about the game.
>>742652890F
is that a ftm or a mtf in the middle?
>>742653140>>742653140>>742653140
I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT RUBIE HAS HER FACE COVERED WITH A BAG AND A VOICE CHANGER USED.
>>742652890S
This fatso is still around?
why do people think anyone wants perlers
>>742653124Boogie2988 phenotype
>>742652890A. More interesting than I expected.
wtf do you even do with perlers
>>742651412It's UE5 slop which is a real shame, their engine was good
>>742653168We already have an other thread, retard.
>>742653064He ruined GDQ with his bad attitude
>>742653060>Oh my science is that a heckin he/him??????
>>742653148>implying
>>742653127Like he tried to bang them or he tried to cut their dick off?
>>742653124She's so cute, would love to plow her
>vergil dress shirtwhat the fuck would wear this for
>>742653064He touched my boyhole before I was ready
>>742653205You show off your skills as an artist by copying basic pixel art and then charging retards $20 for it
>>742653124sizeable lad
>>742651412Yes, it is quite demanding.Still, one of the better uses of Unreal 5.
>>742653064Got banned for vague stuff that no one will say out loud and GDQ refused to give any info about it so he probably didn't really do anything
this new prize guy is kind of... off? why does he seem like a salesman
>very slim fit>the display model is 2Xuhhh... not what i'd define as slim
>>742653134Yeah you can only rate it once, pick the S or the A, chud.
>>742653335Stop being rapist
>>742653335because presenting prizes to get people to donate for is sales
>>742652732
>>742653113
>>742653383lol
>>742653335he looks like a daytime tv host
>>742653453What a peerless gem
>>742652890B which is pretty good for this boring ass game.
