Previous: >>742648482https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Fire Emblem: Three HousesNext: I Am Your BeastLater: Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition
Pepperoni nigga Penis
>every run is gonna be retard S and A this event
>folks>plastic bead lego decorationsAhh, I love GDQ.
>>742653140What type of cat is that
Why do puzzle games make brown people so mad?
Migged and winning.
>gameandshout gone because of an accusation>bobbeh still inDo they know? Maybe they do know, but can't get rid of him, since he's the only black dude on staff.
MiggedAlso I fucking hear Kirby's Dream Course sounds
>>742653212We can't already be crying about the ratings
rubiehart > kffc
I burned out from GDQ long ago. There's just too much toxic positivism with this kind of event.
>>742653212That means there's no trannies or donation spam
>I have created you to mig, my child
>>742653210Peroni penis nigger
SHE IS IN
the gargoyle is back
>>742653280Trans and losing (to Chibi)
>>742653212>Fire Emblem: Three Trainnies up nextZZZ run upcoming
>>742653282Not just an accusation he literally fucked up that bottom surgery royally
>>742653296>toxic positivismAnd I can't stand silly made up terms.
pulling up to my date with KFFC in my XXL vergil dress shirt
>>742653284I have no idea how this motherfucker is still alive.
>>742653282Maybe the truth of the accusation matters?
>>742653284I hope rebeldragon is made to do 10 runs at this ESA as well
Rate Mr. Game and Shout's replacement
>>742653348>deciding which plushie to fuck tonight
I want to protecc
>>742653212It'll make sense when the they/them runs start
>>742653295That jaw is terrifying. Like she could just bite your dick clean off.
Boosh!
>First prize guy looks like a sexual harasser>Current prize guy actually looks like one>Last guy was fired for being oneFucking wow, GDQ>>742653306based
>>742653282What did he do now?
>>742653384The Raped/10
she's shameless
This chick is a demon.
>>742653140>SSSNo trannies, no donation spam, good commentating, good tricks, good banter with the couch and underestimate>SSNo trannies, no donation spam, good commentating, good banter, underestimate>SNo trannies, no donation spam, good commentating, underestimate>ANo trannies, no donation spam>BTrannies, no donation spam, decent run>CTrannies, donation spam>Dtrannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks>F trannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks, obnoxious couch>Ztrannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks, obnoxious couch, overestimate>ZZZtrannies, donation spam, missed a lot of tricks, obnoxious couch, overestimate, shit commentating, TRANS RIGHTS>Krunner should be killed and GDQ should be cancelled
>>742653351>made up>it's literally killing game studios as we speak
she has a big mouthi wanna watch her imitate pacman
>>742653338>>742653372I guess I asked for it, but I didn't need to know.
>>742653435ewwwwwwwww
>>742653353very slim fit, perfect for my 350 pound friend
she called herself gremlinshe knows
>>742653212Everything is either ZZZ or SSS with no in between when really unless there's a tranny most runs are just c or b
>>742653348JF Gariepy is doing GDQ now? Didn''t he kill his wife?
Do we have a watchparty chat this year somewhere
>>742653439Is this a real life quirky chungus gf
>>742653435Soul Reaver…
>>742653462>meme ratingsFuck off.
>>742653384>old guards are getting phased outnot sure how to feel
>>742653384>promote sent to a farm up north where he can thrive and graze on natural grass and play with the other goblins>cancel game and watch over allegations which shall not be mentioned because they just cant be okaythey're getting rid of all the ghouls and goblins in staff, nerd genocide
>>742653439a semen demonif you will
>>742653514your life is a meme
I haven't even opened the GDQ stream in yearsI just rate the runs based on how much fun the thread was during that time
Strait, probably showered today, married male announcer for prizes. What the fuck happened to you GDQ?
the pearler latrine pit more like
>nu fire emblem>troon runner + troon couch + troon host
>>742653390Lost. Thanks for the laugh
>>742653140Xth for>CALF-MOGGEDCALF-MOGGED>CALF-MOGGEDCALF-MOGGED
Are you excited for Fire Emblem?
someone post the chart
>>742653435great pit game
>>742653462I'd never give a troon run higher than a C, and even a C has to be god-tier execution and a non-shitty couch/donation reader.
>>742653282gdq has a bunch of black staffpic related is one
>>742653568It's what modern FE fans deserve
where is Mr rape and shout
Wait is the fire emblem speedrunner really a trannie or are you guys just making this shit up ?
>Bobbeigh gets to wear a crucifix on streamI don't know if he's genuinely christian, but I hope it's just a jab at all the pozzed who can't handle symbols of religion on stream.I wonder if it will disappear this week.
Are we seriously doing triple tranny here?
>>742653284imagine
>>742653554>What the fuck happened to you GDQ?Changing viewer habits.
>>742653526Was bound to happen after Uyama left and Coolmatty installed his losers. Keizaron and Hobz disappearing was eye opening.
TR count?
fire emblem died with the gba
I'll never understand why half of the hosts are fucking mushmouths.
Who's getting married anyway?
>>742653573that's just him pushing on the couch pushing the calves to the sides
>>742653595I'm a fan of Fire Emblem, but the speedruns are black screen simulators, at least the modern games. I wish they ran the SNES games like Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War or Thracia 776 instead.
>>742653595guaranteed you it's all black screens from skipping turns and couch is gonna be INSUFFERABLEthe comfy times have ended
>>742653642>no "wasted" popup
>>742653642did he died?
>>742653654trvke
I'm going to work /vros, see you in a little bit
>>742653659Byleth, the protagonist, with whoever the fuck.
>>742653654You mean super famicom (japanese for snes)
>>742653642>One fatso falls over and the other one just decides to pile on
Why won't anyone say what Mr Game and Shout actually did?
is it really that wild to gitgud at running a puzzle game after 4 months? it's not like the puzzles change each run.
>>742653717Lea! Bye!
>fire emblemno thanksguess i'll see you guys again for Spyro
why are they wearing masks?
>>742653749He tried to do someone’s bottom surgery
>>742653730He didn't decide anything, fat people fall over all the time for no apparent reason
>>742653629the runner is a real woman, couch is trannies
>>742653717C ya l8r
>>742653654basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mv1pavzlY
>>742653595Three Houses is SHIT
>>742653749muh ptsd
>>742653757Most of the run was fiddly-as-fuck platforming and frame perfect glitches. It doesn't come across on stream because he's that good at it, but if you try any of that shit in-game you'll fail miserably.
when is the mexican speedrunner coming back?
>first hours of the first day>audience is emptyhuh
>>742653802apply yourself
>>742653778You’re kidding, right? Like he actually tried to cut off someone’s penis?
>>742653749Believe ALL women, chud, if she says he's guilty he's guilty, no questions asked.
>>742653817he was deported....
>KH2 run:)>randomizer:(>spoykevegeta:((((
>>742653837he did, it's the after part that got real fucking messy
>>742653823fire emblem fucking sucks
>>742653749Because just like everyone else who gets banned from GDQ he probably didn't really do anything that would matter to normal human beings. Some reporter tried to ask about it and they straight up got hit with "no comment". Something got leaked from their staff Discord saying that they were not going to talk about it and everyone should just move on and not ask questions.
>>742653823Switch to digital only incoming
What are you playing while you watch?
I love Three Houses' Azure Moon route but there has never been a good Fire Emblem speedrun and I do not want them to slander it with a hideous run or GDQueerismsThere'll be a lot of warp abuse, easy hacks, and they're playing on NG+ so it'll be the easiest cakewalk with buffed NG+ stats and weapons to make the levels play themselves
>You're telling me a secret transgender cabal took over the world's largest speedrunning event and manufactured fake accusations to get rid of all the regular, white, male gamers?>lol! what's next anon, the jews are behind everything??
What Shout did to me was mainly outside of GDQ walls. GDQ did NOT know about my situation with him. They still need to be better about all the OTHER reports that WERE and ARE within their walls however. GDQ didn’t directly protect him but, they’re protecting him by not making a statement and firing him quietly. I have spent the last 3 years healing, fearing, and getting help with my mental health that the situation left me in. My Wusband, friends, and family have held me over and over through PTSD attacks and sobs. It still effects me to this day. But the recent resolution was enough for my Wusband and I
>>742653823The xer/xims have their bi-hourly dilation to perform
>>742653837He was just trying to help
>>742653817too based for gdq 'fraid so
>>742653898Unicorn Overlord
>>742653898not playing anythingi'm just finishing drawing smut
>>742653898that looks like complete garbage
I'm rating this a Z if they marry FemByleth to Eldegard.
>>742653898>FGO in 2026Grim
>>742653891So they just banned him for no clear reason?
>>742653898I stopped playing FGO late last year and started playing Trickcal instead. I think if you play FGO without Automata, you are clinically insane and the story hasn't been particularly good in a long time, so it's not like playing it for that is worthwhile either.
>>742653932ai aah post
>>742653898skat board gaem
>>742653898old ps2 games on a poorly coded ps2 emulator
I loved Three Houses but each route was so long I could never bring myself to try another. I'm glad I picked Golden Deer as the one and only route though.
>troon event>wonder why its only faggots trying to keep fake engagement like muh oldfagsthey just have no shame to display it like their 5 oclock shadow
>Bi-Leth in the leadwe won sisters
>>742653837No one knows, that's why it's just a theory.A games done quick theory.
>>742653953nice, just finished it a few months ago. Who is getting the ring?
>>742653749He's mr game and rape now
>>742653898Can'T decide
>>742653898I'm writing for a novel I'm working on. All the hard chapters are done, just drafting the final two now
new game plus runs are boring
Well i am going back to playing stalker
Holy fuck the chipmunk is alive
cute
CUTIES
>>742654058>srs done quick
pokemon bringing out the hotties!!
Hey that not a trannie you guys lied to me you told me that the next speedrunner was going to be a trannie.
>vixenthat's a lie
! ALERT !TRANNY SPOTTED! ALERT !
DIOS MIOSwhy are gringos like this??
>>742654020Yeah, I did Crimson Flower first and didn't think I would play another route, but I recently started Blue Lions on Maddening, which is like a different game, at least in the beginning. It's not well balanced, but it's fun to try if you didn't do it the first time.
>>742653628>>742654078which is it?
oh hell no
TRANNY SPOTTED I REPEAT TRANNY SPOTTED
>Blue Lions is the best routeI hate that I share an objectively correct opinion with tumblrites and troons
>>742653863i still laugh at this retarded character. literally a gold standard example on how not to advertise your game
>>742653462I would like a histogram. Or at least an average.
What’s the deal with all the fukken troons
TROON SLOPPER ALERT>TROON SLOPPER ALERTTROON SLOPPER ALERT>TROON SLOPPER ALERTTROON SLOPPER ALERT>TROON SLOPPER ALERTTROON SLOPPER ALERT>TROON SLOPPER ALERTTROON SLOPPER ALERT>TROON SLOPPER ALERTTROON SLOPPER ALERT>TROON SLOPPER ALERT
>>742654145look closer
>corvinigger nepo runIT'S ALL SO FUCKING TIRESOME!!!!!! I AM DINGING THE BELL
My run is up next guys, wish me luck!
Oh boy, here we go
BASED blue lions route??
Her hair looks so damaged and fucked up
Welp, see you guys in 90 minutes.
So is the runner the only non-trans up there?
dios mios
guys I don't think these are even trannies, just biof*ms
>>742651554the very first ones, the ones hosted at Essentia's/Brossentia's house.
>>742653898Rise of the Tomb RaiderIt's pretty mid, I'm just playing to continue taking screenshots of Lara cus she gives me a stiffy
>>742654156Because traitors in our ranks helped literal demons take over the world in 1945
Those are men.
Here's my Hget the fuck out
is it time?
>3H >Trans couchFaggot Emblem confirmed
TRANNY ON STREAM LADSSOUND THE ALARM
>>742654194>look closerOh god her face looks like a man face jesus fuck now im starting to notice it now.
>>742654240BASED
>>742653898almost done with re6, what a dogshit game
damn thats a big bitch
>that voice
uhh its very transphobic for a bio woman to correct a transgender woman about videogames
>>7426541803% super fast player phase inputs and 97% black screens as they skip enemy phase and cutscenes
>>742654220In what universe would corvimae pass for a womanJust listen to that manbass
>>742654257You forgot the second H brotherHulkamania baybee
Trains, right?
>corvimae
>>742654220Bro, you are fucked up if you can't tell
Worst gdq host list Kung FuSpike KeizGame and harassAdef aka The StareRuby The teeth Can I assume they all have forced runs?Can I assume spike has forced himself onto every couch?Corvimae lasted less than 2 minutes before making it about him
>>742654095Does it have a talking dog in it?
>>742654049Why would a passing tranny ever be at this event? Even the worst /pol/ chuds have no problem with them kek
why are the trannies crossing their legs like thatit it extremely fucking uncomfortable for anyone that has a cock and balls
Sounds shit. I'll watch football instead. Thanks.
>>742654161>>742654020I hate to sound like a sports team but it's insane how awfully unpolished some routes were compared to others. The game presents itself like you're just picking starter pokemon but you're screwed if you don't pick Lions>Eagles>Either a rushed sloppy villain route that's too chicken to actually be a villain route while also flat-out lying>Deer>Loredump from characters who don't care about the lore or the story>Church>An empty plank that Seteth talks to like Lassie the dog>Lions>An actual story with characters who tie into each mission and the best Lord since IkeI love 3H but it's a great and terrible game
You know its gonna be an absolute dogshit run when they spend more time describing the story and lore of the game rather than the actual tech of the run.
>>742654315there's atleast one real woman on screen, I'm not sticking around long enough for more pervertshit
When I tell people that FE3H is a tranny and foids game they don't believe me.It didnt use tobe this way. This dog shit harry potter ass game ruined the franchise
yeah this one is a skip
>>742654336Do you see Spike there right now?
>>742654173Anyone with a brain should think Blue Lions is the best route. It's the only one that has an actual plot and has all the emotional and plot relevance for the first half
>>742653493What the fuck are you even talking about? No one has rated "ZZZ or SSS" for anything so far.
>For every $1000 I'll say some stupid shit that no one cares aboutWe couldn't even make it 3 runs in before stupid shit like this started. It's a shame cause the runner is cute
>>742654234Have you seen the drama with him? Brossentia got fired by GDQ too around the same time Shout did and he had nearly daily meltys on BlueSky about it
>Tits on screen I didn't know Fire Emblem was based.
>>742654180>Overlevel one unit>Warp them to the boss >Instantly clear the level>No battle scenes or even movement since we skip them all and so the map feels schizo to followIt's even worse because she's using NG+ easy mode gear
>>742654317trains man is hard job
Guys make sure to spam trans rigths all in caps.
>>742654398I've been rating everything as T which is worse
>>742654408don't fall for the foidpill, they're all gay like incels
I like FE3H and I like the Black Eagles route the best :^)
>NG+ slop
>Tranny couch that never shuts the fuck upYep, thats a hard mute and alt tab.
>>742654375Name one franchise that didn't get trannified over the last 20 years
Maybe the runner is just an ugly bitch
The runner has a stereotypical nerdette lisps
>>742654375>This dog shit harry potter ass game ruined the franchiseIt was awakening actually which saved the franchise from extinctionBut actually ruined the series forever in terms of gameplay
>>742654346>passing>tranny
>>742653654And resurrected to give us Tellius
>>742654419Lol what?!I missed that happening.
>maxing all skillsThat's a Z for me.
>>742654364I'm of the opinion that edelgard only has fans because it's the only route the person played and because she's an attractive woman
nice to see women speedrunning a game with some semblance of strategy
They're not meeting that get married incentive are they? Unless anonymous chimes in with a $10,000 donation with no comment.
>>742654459>Name one franchise that didn't get trannified over the last 20 yearsHollow knight
>>742653526i hated him ever since he fucked that ff9 run. i do miss our prize goblin tho
I forgot this was going onWere there any funny moments / drama yet?
>>742654397And the second half. I played Lions first and thought Edelgard was a fantastic character. Then I played her route and thought she was a fucking moron too retarded to live
I hope you guys are watching the world cup and not the tranny run
>Switch 2>powerfullol
>>742654459star fox
It's very hard to make a strategy game interesting to run, let alone watch. This is neither.
>>742654365yup
>>742654481I dont know if he still talks about it but go find his BlueSky and scroll back to about March or AprilBrossentia was straight up calling GDQ a cult and got into a public fight with the former head of safetyIt was kino
Is fire emblem actually good or should I continue avoiding it like the plague?
https://aftermath.site/games-done-quick-gdq-speedrunning-community-trans-rights/He got metoo'd
>>742654318
>>742654550>Fag Cup>Tranny runTough call.
Thank god world cup is on don't have to watch this crap. Someone rate this run a Z for me please will be back in a few hours.
>>742654519Mr Game and shout tried to do someone’s bottom surgery and got fired for the aftermath
>>742654550obviously
>Switch 2 is so powerful>The game looks like absolute 2010 dogshitnintendofags, I can't
2/3 ain't so badmiddle one is a huge girl
>>742654336Worst thing is, Fu is exactly my type to date, would kill to finish in her daily, but she's mostly annoying at gdq
>>742654563its just a dogewhistle for troons to rub their axewounds and celebrate how they're literally her by donating six millions dolloars
>>742654550>browncore sportsballno thanks
>>742654505She literally and objectively did everything wrong. It's kind of weird how some extremely leftist trannies were excusing all her warcrimes
>>742654474There are tons of them. What happens is that the man was already at least an 8/10 so turning female doesn't betray their good looks. The people at gdq are below average in looks compared to the general population
>>742654550Soccer is even gayer than GDQ to be honest and GDQ is extremely gay
>Switch 2 is so powerful
Speedrunning lacks significant appeal in a marathon format. There are no real consequences for mistakes, the audience has no idea how the run compares to a personal best and the commentary always has to assume the viewer hasn't even heard of the game before. In this sense, all marathon speedruns are showcases, because nothing matters. Even races are pointless, since they're often decided in the first few minutes due to how wide skill gaps tend to be. The core enjoyment of speedrunning comes from familiarity, so when you constantly expose people to new games, new routes and new categories, you make everything be about novelty. Now we need races, randomizers, meme runs, glitch exhibitions and all of this other fluff because just bringing back tried-and-true runs everyone already knows might lead to less viewers. This isn't a sustainable model and it's obvious by how there have been dozens of speedrunning events, most of which barely scrape by since they all market themselves as marathons.
>>742654572It's fine, but many classic Fire Emblem players don't like it for the monastery segments.
>>742654512>not meeting an incentivethey will stall until they do
>only Fire Emblem they ever do is 3H at these events now>and it's always trannies>NG+ on the already easiest game in the series
>>742653925>There'll be a lot of warp abuse, easy hacks, and they're playing on NG+ so it'll be the easiest cakewalk with buffed NG+ stats and weapons to make the levels play themselvesDo women get a special category where they play on NG+ or something? Why even bother running that it defeats the point of the game
>>742654398I will be though :)
Fire emblem sucks. Boring ass game.
This run is not very impressive.
First tranny run of the day!
>>742654572It's good but suffers from badly balanced difficulty settings and general game length being too long for what it is
>>742654567I need to autist to screenshot that shit
>>742654572the gamecube one is pretty good
>first bad run and the event just startedIt's going to be a long week bwos
>>742651252>mfw this runI would like to point out I was fucking correct as always.
>>742654515Thats not an old franchise >>742654559And getting redditified is adjacent
>>742654550>watching semen-slurper matchesNo. I might check out a bit of the finals but I ain't watching any sports until hockey season is back
If she doesn't marry Dimitri then she's a fake Lions fan
>loading is twice as fast on Switch 2Three Houses was one of the very few games I would say I came out of actively disliking it, and it running and looking like shit while being actively annoying at times with loading are all part of it.It was my first FE and I've since played Engage, Sacred Stones and Path of Radiance, all of which I liked a lot. So maybe if they do a fucking Switch 2 Edition of Three Houses I'd give it a second playthrough and see if I'd like it more.
>>742654563>It's very hard to make a strategy game interesting to run, let alone watch. Anon mewgenics proved that wrongit is pretty much possible to make it fun to play and not be boring to watch someone play it.
is this going to be 2 hours long I don't play tranny games
>>742654638Post one, I need a good laugh.
>>742654674only tranny is the fat one on the couch
>New Game +>Boosting stats>DLC Items I'm tired of all the cheating
>>742654572Even FE fans only like a couple of them serieswide, and the good ones are different depending on who you ask.
Le heckin lion facts! I can't wait!!!
I haven't seen any gdq stuff in yearsIs every single run tranny galore now?
>the two biofems are okay with being called "they">the troon only accepts "she/her"what's the explanation for this?
>>742654720She should be under estimate since she's playing on easy with boosted characters.
>less than threeI hate these niggers so much
>>742654715My goddess Sothis...
>>742654686First gdq?
I will never comprehend how much autism you would need to memorize all the exact positions, movements, and menuing to become good at Fire Emblem runs that usually take 2 hours or more.
>>742654782>a fucking hourjesus
>>742653898I stopped playing FGO during heian kyo I don't recognize any of those people
>Speedrunning a Fire Emblem game
YEEEEEEAH
>>742654770Ew, why would you expect the runner to use strategy in a strategy game? Just warp your giga overpowered Byleth on top of the objective and beat every mission in 20 seconds lol
I feel confident in predicting that in real life the runner is maybe the most boring person alive. Like you would battle to stay awake just asking about the weather.
>>742654780Last run was 4 white dudes
>>742654515
Lysithea my beloved
Lion fact #1 There are only 2 genders of lions discovered so far
>>742654674Nah she,s just ugly I think
>>742654735
>>742654674I wish Hitler sama could see us now
first troon donation
>>742654860Pic not related.
>>742654860Explain how this trannifies the game
>>742654889Extremely lazy bait.
ANONYMOUS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
>I can't wait for GDQ to start so i can send my 5k anonymouslyIn what universe
>large anonymous donationDon't they usually wait for these?
>>742654860You're an idiot. Read a book.
>>742654889She should have got the Zelda role
>>742654459Shantae
>>742653898Downloading shit I might want to play on the future from gog-games before it goes down.Then some Elin.
>>742654859just bad timing on my part then I guess
Just FYI>First run was a stealth advertisement for GDQ's Black-only event>Second run was a stealth nepo run (couch had staff who runs the game's sequel)>Third run is a stealth nepo run AND an ad for Frame FatalesThe best part is how shameless they are with this scheduling. It's not about what you want to see or what might be fun to watch, it's purely what THEY enjoy and what THEY want to see.
>>742654693>>>/gnfos/
>>742654618>Can't speed run any games>Still forces dog shit exhibitions of beat Sabre that she fucking sucks atHow many forced runs does the cunt have this time?
>>742654970*Link* thasa dude
>buying endgame weapons just after the tutorial
>>742655006are they doing games done queer this year?
noooo the purple haired faggot has a lisp and cant pronounce its "CH's" I cant unhear it
there has never been a good FE speedrun at GDQthese runs always suck for one reason or another
>>742654952Look at this poorfag who can't even drop a couple grands anonymously
hahahah insider joke hahahlook how much i know about le gamehahahha women voicesee i am genderless gender hahahah
>>742655006Is it really a nepo run when the runner isn't staff and holds the world record?
>>742654860...what the fuck has this got to do with "trannified"?
>>742654780>20% trannies>20% letsplays by women>20% sponsored "runs" (ads)>20% performances from the theatre kid staff>20% actual runs by men, never the top runners however since they are banned
>suicides half the roster so birthdays don't take up time
>>742654923>>742654924>>742654968we must be better bugs
>>742654781"They" is a hip term with wokescolds because the less gendered, the more progressive. Trans don't mind this because they want to be more gendered, that's why so many of their 30+ year old fat men want to be called princesses. It's not even a correct use of 'they', it's only meant to be used in English as a singular pronoun when you don't know the sex of who you're speaking of
>>742654860look how fast they'll try to defend their sacred cow
>letting your students die just because you're too much of a loner to go to partiesKino
>>742655046I'll take an anonymous donation into my bank account
>>742654125>this fuckface calls herself a "Vixen" HOLYSHIT Purge my eyes and kill all the ugly autistic mouthbreathers ITT simping for this shit >>742654889Go away Kojimbo
>>742655096>>742654860Oh I see, you're a retard. That explains it.
>>742654695>Thats not an old franchisespyro is one big example of a franchise that hasn't been trannified yet.
>>742655096Is that you making a point?
>>742655146if I had a nickel for every foid who used the word "Lilith"
>>742654860Immediate backlash lmao
These tactical RPGs are just one step above speed running visual novels. Absolute waste of time
What is the point of running NG+? I mean at this point why are they even playing the game?
Genderlocked?
>>742655096you just save random images into a "woke folder" without knowing what any of them mean huh?
How cheap should this game be before I pick it up?
>>742654860idgi
>>742655220free
>>742655180>What is the point of running NG+?To go as fast as possibleKinda defeats the point of showcasing your speedrun at a marathon if it's the easiest route possible, but whatever
>>742655220$0
>no guys my favorite game isnt a troon game, quick everyone start liking each other's commentsyou still think Celeste isn't a troon game lmao
Left couch girl, please quit the alcohol use, your voice is startting to sound like mans voice
for me it's Dorothea
>>742655158Spyro doesn't have new games
You're flailing.
>>742655275>left couch girl>girl
>>742655275Anon... I..
>>742655275Does he know?
>>742655275Anon, I think (You) should curtail your alcohol consumption
>>742655316>Spyro doesn't have new gamesYou asked for a old franchise so i gave you one.
>>742655275
>>742655320It was a joke but you wouldn't get it because you're not rational being.
>>742655342He doesn't know.
I've never missed a GDQ with /v/, but my power got knocked out by a storm and won't be back for several daysGo on without me, miggers...
>>742655275>she
>actually all loading bars are fakeWeirdest lie I've ever heard
>finishing load faster or slowerI know exactly what they mean.
>>742655316there's a new game coming out next yearretard
Runner looks like my sister
What's surprising is that 2 of those 3 girls were born as girls. You'd expect 0/3
>>742655403>make a shit joke>get called out>get madstay bad
Is Fire Emblem w*ke?
I hate games like this. They appear to require "strategy" but there is just one way to fucking play it.
>>742655456Anon if you can post here you can watch a streamFACT
>>742655505Post her nudes.
>>742655515foids do exist, anon
>>742655505Can I date your sister?
>>742655505yeah
>>742655302
How is this impressive
What the fuck is the point of doing this on NG+?
This had to be one of the least skillful runs they've done at one of these.
>>742655534Yes, please don't play it. You will die and become gay if you play it.
>>742655584you don't have real women run games, we had to pad the schedule out prease understandu
>NG+
>>742655528The jokester wasn't even me. It was honestly kinda good. A professional hater, not someone flailing in the dark.
>>742655515>2 of those 3 girlsI don't see 3 girls, anon. Just the 2 and a man.
>>742654574What a mind numbingly pointless article
>>742655456>he doesn't have a generator Just move to Florida, bud?
>Bi
>corvimae on couch
>first nepo troon run killed the momentum of the entire thing
wow all the games are shit on today's schedule
So is this just a menuing speedrun?
>>742655515I just assumed the other one on the couch was a tranny, I didn't get a good look at her, but it's obvious now you say it
>>742655471This nigga still reticulating his splines
>incentive to release a real starving lion upon the runner and couch
>>742655641Fuck, I made a mistake. I meant 3 she/theys.
next game looks promising...
So did GDQ update the ban list of games or nah ?
>>742655683You just described 100% of RPG "speedruns"
Who was in the wrong here?
>she/theyis this basically a combination of she/her and they/them or will they get triggered if you call them "her" ?
>>742654597qrd?
I like GDQ but it's just going to get completely overshadow but diveball this year, will be even smaller than previous years.
>>742655681Whatever you do don't look at the whole thing.
With jrpg runs the impressiveness usually comes in having the endurance to do an extremely long run but this isn't even that long. Doing this on easy mode with ng+ giving her all the OP weapons, there's literally not a single thing impressive about this.
>>742655598This is like every Fire Emblem or turn-based rpg run played at GDQs because it's all strictly planned out and there's very little deviation outside of some minor rng stuff.
>>742655683You cannot possibly be surprised at this.
>>742655749Blueglass
>>742655749Cavema'am for sperging out at a bigger sperg than him
>>742655749this will never be topped
>>742655774last day doesn't look awful, but we didn't need another 120 star run
>>742655576People make fun of me for this. I hate them. Not funny haha hatred like genuine seething hatred.
>>742655456Be back for ASM on the 14th
>>742655779nooooo, anonshe used warp early, breaking the level!!!!
>>742655749mark zuckerberg for inviting chibi onto the couch
>>742655814It's tas
>>742655515Seriously. They of course can never have a couch full of "girls" without one of them having a pathetic excuse for a baby dick as all trannies do, but surprising they managed to get at least one biohole up there at all. I guess it makes sense a woman speedrun would be one that requires zero skill and is just a boring turn based game no one gives a shit about or can tell if you do bad because nobody there has played it.
>>742655006this happened last gdq and the previous gdqit got really bad when sent got promoted
>>742655814>>742655848Kill me pete
>$5,000 from anonymous>$1,000 from anonymous
The runner has that ackchyually accent.
>>742655813It was already topped by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plujLxUUE2U
that fat fuck on the couch, left side, seems to switch voice from female to male ever so often, the fuck is going on?
>>742655848still nigga a dead fucking horseunless its just a tasbot to make mario gape at the end credits and peach to say trans rights and chat messages replace the credits
What happened to prize goblin
The next game is going to be a ultra kill type game for fuck sake couldn't they at least find something better than this craphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8vhJQZ_-Y
Took a shit. Any highlights from the last hour?
>the bonesaw run was 10 years agoholy fuck
>>742655937promoted to head of the event
>>742653654This
A MAN WEARING A WOMAN'S DRESS
>>742655903A classic.
>>742655968>an hour shitget checked
>>742655968let me guess, you're American
remember that one run last time where the mexican chick got really mad at the game for turning a brown chick into a pig
>>742655903You're welcome!
>>742655982Promoted to off camera position
>>742655968go to the doctor you fat retard
>>742656036>>742656078>>742656040It was actually several shits over the course of an hour so its fine
>>742655975after that the "NO FUN" policy was introduced
>host changeHe had to take a shit?
>>742655968Glad there are no flag posts here
>>742656060>chickweren't they both trans?
>>742656113let me guess, you're American
It is very boring and the natal femoids are actually barely sufferable.Teh "girl on the left" should TTD.
>>742656113Too much panchgavya sir?
>>742656127There is no "no fun policy" policy + your brown
>>742656113no its not lol
>An entire hour more of warpslop
>>742656232Who's brown?
>gender locked classes
>>742656232His brown what?
>all those empty seats>barely any lightsTIME TO LAY THE TAAAAAARPShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER07IVqSDw0
>>742656281Skin
>>742656113Lolnope, that's called incontinence and it's not ok.
>>742653989You ain't seen grim until you've heard of the shitshow I've heard from players of the 2-years-behind global server (I'm assuming, considering OP's picture)They opened an official Discord server on July's start without moderators for 2 whole days, leading to all kinds of NSFW and /pol/ brainrot you can imagine, and I'm hearing their game got shut down today for half a day, on the day of their ANNIVERSARY of all days
>35,000 viewersOh no. It’s unironically over
Why does this guy keep talking about fucking lions?
Fire Emblem is a LGBT series?
thought the anon 6mln dollar donations would have ended without USAIDS ameribros what the fuck is going on?
>so basically we just skip everything by starting the game with max stats and teleportation Any run like this should be punished with public flogging.
What the fuck did I tune to? why are they showing a powerpoint?
Sick speedrunning bro
look at all this time wasting
>>742656356yea
"speedrun"
>Edelgard>genocidal maniac>girlboss
>>742656376I came here to get an answer to that exact question.
Speedrunning?
not enough rhea
>>742656380jesus fucking hell glad I'm not watching this
what a fucking shitshow
those would have been funnier without the incessant begging
>>742656356Has had gay relationships in every title since like the gamecube game
>>742656232
>biseckshulWhat the FUCK does that have to do with Fire Emblem?
>>742656380LOL
>>742653140>troon money laundering event being unironically shilled and allowed on /v/
Things are looking grim already, boys
>>742656331>They opened an official Discord server on July's start without moderators for 2 whole dayskek
does anyone have the bogged corvimae picture?>he bought?
>>742656449She honestly deserved her own route, Rhea's one of the best characters in the game and done incredibly dirty
>>742656502Nigga we laugh at this shit, the event's been in mad decline for a long while. Such a decline that their banner this event is the coping "We're Still Here"
commentator doesn't know what the fuck he wants to say.
>>742653140Adorable image
>>742656502Even if its a degraded culture, its still culture to have a thread
>>742656380>Pausing the run to chill incentives instead of doing it between gamesWe have reached new lows that shouldn't be possible...
>>742656380Can this garbage not be reported to demonetize them? Sexuality is not E for Everyone
>>742656502But enough about Baldurs Gate and E33
>>742656346>Kill your event by banning everyone and being gay and running shitty games>Smugly declare "WE'RE STILL HERE CHUD" as if it means anythingIn the intro they didn't even show footage from before like 2018. They actively hate GDQ and probably want it to die so they can infect something else next
>It's the 3rd run of the eventCan't wait for the finale
>thread slow as fuck nowthis run killed us
>"Sometimes you want your hair to match the colour of the elf inside your head. We've all been there."What the fuck comes out of Corvimae's mouth sometimes?
>>742656502i still don't get the money laundering thing
>>742656635How dare they not go for world records in a showcase marathon environment
>>742656716he's going to end up like protomagicalgirl
>>742656712Wait til soccer match over maybe
A reminder to help you doomsayhttps://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq/
>>742656757/v/ doesn't understand charitable donations used as advertising is literally working as intended.
you remember niclaus? Friends call him Nic. He is from ukraine, and normaly they mention him on those shows because last year he went through a transformation. Yes, nic was a women but is now a man!So, it is no longer Ms.Ker, its Mrs Ker now. Yes thats his last name and they normaly mention him with his last name too.
THREE (3) THOUSAND!
>>742656776You tell 'em, Spike!
We are anonymous.
>>742656776Damn I thougt it was called Games Done Quick and not Games Done At Advertisement Friendly Pace
>>742656782What happened
>Whoever this anonymous person is, is donating a lotJris Junior fired
>>742656514
>>742656757/v/ is retarded and think every monetary crime is money laundering
>Allege harassment against someone and get them fired and absolutely removed>Acknowlege that this harassment happened outside of GDQ so they aren't responsible for handling this situation>Drop this shit on their doorsteep regardless and tell them to fix it>tell them they still did a shit job even though they fired him and banned him from the event for actions not related to GDQThese people are NEVER fucking happy.
>unironically just placing Byleth in the middle of like 8 enemies and having her retaliate them all to death
GDQ is about to confirm Edelgard is the resetera Lord while real chuds and stacies pick Dimitri
>want to watch speedruns >want to watch world cup as wellWhat do?
I haven't unmuted the stream for over an hour.
>>742656989anon, your two monitors?your not poor, right?
>>742656989put gdq at 5% volume on another screenwatch footyball on main
RATED T FOR TROONS
>>742656961I HATE ENEMY TURN EMBLEMI HATE ENEMY TURN EMBLEMI HATE ENEMY TURN EMBLEM
>>742656989Don't worry about the footie Brazil is sucking major semen tonight
>>742656961>>742657061This is how you play FE 7 and Awakening though and everyone loves those
>>742657068VIKING CUM
>>742656989Multi screen. I know for a fact nothing is happening on either show
>>742656957almost like their entire personality is victim bullying everyone around them because that's the only way they know to navigate life, and the troon shit really is just a facade to facilitate it
I wish the sound wasn't so echo-y
>>742656957It's not about happiness or fairness. It's about power. They know these people are loyal to their cause, and thus they can test that loyalty. Testing it lets them feel more powerful and push everyone else to act more radical.
>>742656989>want to watch world cupWhy? Nothing ever happens in soccer
>>742656957Tranny is mad for not being the center of attention and getting the attention of everyone.More news at eleven.
>>742656989Watch porn
>>742657116>>742657068shut up
>>742656961This turn based RPG has had kinda funny tactics. Like permadeathing all characters for quicker menus.
Oh man i can already tell how excited everyone here in this thread is with this run.
>>742657147Empty room lol
>>742656989>want to watch speedruns>posting in a LGBTDQ thread
>>742657191hue hue hue
>>742656902thank you anon
>>742656961This is also how I play Super Robot Wars
>giggles
ok but Chasing Daybreak is the best theme thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXicy2jkxDY
>>742657068What the heck happened, I thought Brazil was the meme football country >>742657147Well then you might need to somehow find the money to hire a single audio tech for a week. Or have the business fortitude to get a local company to make an in-kind donation.
>>742657245>posting in a LGBTDQ threadAnon everyone here hates lgbt people wtf are you talking about ?
recycle>>742648502>>742648502>>742648502>>742648502
who HASNT been banned from GDQ?
>>742657352me :)
>>742657329I don't hate lgbtq people
>>742657329It's not a speedrun event
>>742657330fuck off that's outdatedand it's only page 5
>>742657352cavemandcj
How did she still manage to die in this run.
>>742657375But I do hate this run
>>742657401>outdatedso are the foids playing this game but we aint so picky here you double gay
>made this route90% of this "route" has just been NG+ Byleth destroying everything. what was there to route?
>>742657476bro the sequel is out in Septemberor prequelor bothwe don't know
When is his run?
>>742657536They had to route their way to the couch
>>742657608He's still banned for smoking weed in the bathroom and setting off the fire alarm
>>742657608does this chucklefuck even speedrun anymore
>>742657663free my nigga clint
>>742657142>you don't understand bro we NEED jewish religions or we'll all GO CRAZY!
>>742657401blow me you fag
chart ecker is in the other thread
>>742657698he gets on every several months, plays some slop then does a few sm64 runs then leaves just so he can keep idiots subbed to him
Give me your top five Lords, /v/
>>742657178I watched that Simpsons episode too :)
>>742658349Hector MarthChrom IkeEdelgard
>>742658451I've never watched simpsons but glad to hear they agree
>>742658349Leif, Sigurd, Marth, Micaiah if she counts, Hector.
>>742658556>MicaiahShe counts and she's a dangerously based choice, my man
Is there a huge overarching story for all the games?
thread dead as hell, post what goymes you're playing while watching this absolute atrocity
>>742658349DimitriIkeMarthLinMicaiah
>>742658907>he didnt mig
>>742658907playan jak and daxter on my ps2
>>742658907Watching the world cup, gonna play Star Rail afterwards>>742658896No, most FE games are their own stories. A few are connected (e.g Path of Radiance -> Radiant Dawn) but otherwise we just enjoy some carry-overs
>>742658896No but most of the games have a second game they are connected to. Sacred Stones and Fates are the only ones that are standalone.
>>742656380did pirate software dye his hair?
>>742659041i mig onto the new shittily done thread and the ratings dude has his dick out for pizza in retrospect not a bad choice
>>742658907waiting for nimi and grape to start playing elden ring
>>742659275My nigga I love Grape-chan and Nimi too
GET ON WITH IT
FUCK i forgot sgdq started already. is it still the first day?
wtf is this game coming up next I've never heard of it
