Previous: >>742680909https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Thirsty SuitorsNext: Snowboard KidsLater: Death's Door
Pepperoni nigga Penis
I slept like shit last night
anon it's 4 am go to bed
Miggin with regrets
Come up with a slogan for your favorite minority marginalized POC group>jews on the loose
I'm going to sleep
So far this is the worst game of the run. This is probably the worst game I've seen. I'd have rather seen someone run Dustborn...which is insane to say.
someone rate it a K for me
Is the whole game just QTEs? What am I watching here?
>>742687759I'll use as many Z's as I can
Aunty! Wypipo no know what aunty is!
Where is the audience? Where are the good games (nintendo ones)
Ban all steam-only games>BUT MY INDIESHIT QUIRKSLOP BROWN TRANSBIAN QTE GAME NOOOOOOO
>>742687778It’s like expedition 33 ^^
>>742687641>wake up>hung over>have to watch a gorilla play this shitTruly a horrible morning
is there a rating chart yet?
>>742687697Same and I have no idea why. I'm guessing it was the heat but I don't feel sweaty or too humid. Hopefully coffee will fix it
>>742687778browns saw a game they liked and decided to badly remake it but with gay and fat and brown people
>I like how this game is easy and brown
>>742687778We're trying to figure it out but it's basically Dustborn but cooking and fighting straight men who are "thirsty" and the MC is probably a lesbian who also hates straight men, and men in general. The developer apparently added QTE's to everything, even the most trivial things like washing your hands and what not. It's supposed to be LE QUIRKY and I guess she's supposed to have autism or something so she's SPECIAL
>look guys, this sassy brown Bi and young (28) rebel with a skate is really speaking to a whole new generation
>>742687743yeah what the fuck is this shitits not a speedrun or anything, its just a black woman (?) playing a muh black people game normally
>>742687778Pushing buttons as often as possible = good game design. Can't let the player get too bored watching attack animations
>>742687835Are you hungover cause you were watching the footy? :3
>>742687857>browns saw a game they likedwhat game?
don't tell me what to goddamn do
>a cook of culture
i think we can all agree that this is the objectively worst game ran at gdq, and this is the exact reason why they would reject these games without a second thought up until that commentator on the couch had an article written up about how they are not being diverse enough.i commend them in all their wokeness to relegate this diversityslop game to the deadest of dead hours to spare most people from witnessing it.
Goodnight my run is up next guys, wish me luck!
>>742687835That’s mochajones put respect on his name
>>742687890No, I just happened to watch the match while drinking with my neighbor. Not really a huge football guy
New Dustborn dropped wasn't expecting that today
>>742687873Pretty sure it's just a gay black dude. He didn't provide his pronouns but it's pretty obvious he's gay.
What word in that was supposed to be hard to pronounce?
I'm up next, wish me luck!
>This is how I experience and access my cultureHoly shit shut the fuck up
That's not a speedrun
>>742687835same, except>watching the streamcouldn't be me.
oh my god there is an hour left
>>742687897Some skating game, some cooking game and some turn based game. Just mashed them together and added gay browns to it
1.5 hour run for some shit game no one has ever heard of is retarded
What are you playing while you watch?
>>742687941Crepe? Maybe?
>>742687953There's nothing else to watch until the last Relink trailer is up (in one hour)
this is fucking torture
>>742687974kek probably
When most of the run is just the couch talking about themselves, it's a shit run.
>>742687948I can't believe there are people that say things like this, like get a hobby holy shit
lots of negativity in this thread be nice or face the consequences
Hello
So far, I haven't seen a single white person in the game. It's all brown/ethnic people. Even Dustborn put white people in the game.
>I don't want anymore late night 8-hour RPG runs
>>742687962Grinding level 20 in Guild Wars 1 pre-searing. I didn't know they added a new dungeon recently to make it less painful
Someone give this ran a z for me
part of me wonders if these kinda games are made knowing entirely how demeaning and racist they looklike i cannot imagine being a developer and writing, coding, designing and playtesting this and never once thinking "we have an entire cast of gay niggers this seems kinda bigoted"i also cannot imagine what kind of mental id be in if i saw a game like this and thanked the devs for representing my "culture"
>>742688013There was a frumpy white woman boss that you beat up with your aunt. There might be more, but I keep spacing out with how bad this shit is.
Grub
>>742687918Good luck Umaru! Snowboard Kids is a pretty based game, but I'm not sure how good it'll be to watch as a speedrun
holy fuck i thouight it would be a half hour run but its an hour and a half long
This isn't a run. This is a literal sponsored slot let's play.
Did he just get healed by the boss?
>>742688054Meant for >>742687962
>>742688031>It'd be fine if they were whiteSo the racist part is being a different color than what you want them to be.inb4 ad hominem, I stopped watching this crap 10 minutes in.
>>742688007I'll snap those twigs with my own twigs
The skateboarding gameplay doesn’t look fun, seems like a real lack of momentum and SPEED
>>742688014but the best runs ever have all been 8 hour long rpg runs
>tranny donation incentive to wear his disgusting bunny suit>call it a cosplay because a character wears a completely different one in game at one pointIf this wasn't GDQ people would absolutely be calling out this shameful behavior.
>>742687947I heard that this bitch was crazy beforehand, but seeing her do this death stare to Stiv confirmed it to me in an instant
Tony hawk for retarded nigger faggots?
>Skyrim >F tier???
>Game's players peak was 53. 3 years agoWhy is this game in?
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
what is the point of a game like this does anyone actually enjoy playing a game like this? even if you removed all the diversity this doesn't seem like a game anyone would actually enjoy unironically
>>742687962>still playing cuckGOlmao
>>742688126that wouldn't be fair for differently abled gamers, you chud
>>742687962Was gonna continue elden ring's dlc after putting it off for months since I burned out doing the entire base game. But still ain't feeling it especially now that the muscle memory is gone. The slow punishing combat can be a fun challenge but not something i can just endlessly consume.
>The game was developed by Seattle-based Outerloop Games, who previously released Falcon Age in 2019. The studio began their development process by selecting three ideas for games to present to others in the video games industry in a pitch deck; the idea which later became Thirsty Suitors received the most positive attention.[10] Co-founder and creative director of Outerloop, Chandana Ekanayake, noted that most of the individuals to whom Outerloop pitched the game were middle-aged white men, which caused Ekanayake to change his pitching strategy.[3] This change involved focusing on the dearth of South Asian narratives in games, and highlighting successful media with such stories, such as the film Bend it Like Beckham and the television show Never Have I Ever.[3]>After deciding to move forward with the idea behind Thirsty Suitors exclusively, Outerloop eventually secured financing from Annapurna Interactive.[10] Outerloop increased its headcount to fourteen to develop the game.[10] The game was announced in December 2021.Here is a photo of the head of development who appears to be a gay indian man in his 30's and probably hates white people and straight people.
>>742688102where in my post did i even imply that? if this was the exact same game but with white people id be equally confusedalthough i guess your faux victim complex outs you as one of the GDQ viewers who come here to damage control for runs like this
>>742688162Because they are the only ones that speedrun it so they can say they technically hold the world record
>>742688162Take a wild fucking guess
>>742688168This is the cuck general, newfag. We love watching here.
>>742687962LaD Gaiden and Nikke. I played FGO for 4 years but dropped that shit. Game sucks.
I'm watching the preshow kino as I missed it and only started watching the event nowanything else kino that I've missed?
is this the awful games block
>>742688250It's the awful runs block.
homosexual afro americans hailing from the stars
You know this is a work of fiction when the jeet washes her hands before cooking
>>742688054based fediel ringer
>>742688239I hope gdq dies soon
>>742688254
>>742688192their three games have 170, 220 and 50 reviews respectively. they keep failing yet producing more slop.
>Getting a lecture everytime you don't know how to pronounce a foreign foodHe has to be trying to hit, no way you'd be friends with somebody so insufferable.
>>742688261>The player>The game>The couch>The empty audienceWhat a screenshot
>>742688239lol
>>742687962Playing a linked file of Zelda Oracle of Ages
>>742688261Can you wash your chicken with soap?
>>742688239My first thought when I opened stream is this is Persona with none of the flash and talent behind itand gay of course
>>742688287They probably get shitloads of ESG money for not being white
>>742688162lmao
Was not expecting a new Dustborn to drop today
>>742688303LGBTQ people are insufferable and friends with other insufferable people. They probably are oblivious to it because they themselves are also obnoxious and insufferable. Birds of a feather.
>>742688287Games like this are often government grant backed for having pro-social messages.
>>742688335You don't even have to do a QTE for that one!
I think "sometimes" is putting it mildly.
I wish theyd play mario 64 or something cool
>Outerloop Games is a minority led, fully distributed indie game studio that creates accessible games with depth about underrepresented cultures and themes.>Thirsty Suitors and Dosa Divas developer Outerloop Games is laying off six developers after facing unexpected financial challenges.
Anyone feel like the host is having a hard time with the couch? I’m waiting for them to call him racist
>>742687641Homo games done quick
>>742688374these people in no way represent the lgbtq community, we don't want them either
>>742688425We watch Mario64 every year. THIS game is a once in a lifetime experience
>>742688396must be nice living in a country where you can scream racism and get truckloads of money to fund your shit game.
Honestly, I live for runs like this.
>>742688446kek
>>742688456I hope so
>>742688287Gotta look at the credits for any "grants" from some "cultural office" (government propaganda)
>>742688454faget
>>742688473I say this when I get really fun diarrhea
>>742688454>lgbtq communitywhy do you need a community to suck dicks again
this is what happens when no one has the courage to tell someone they're not that interesting
Is Thirsty Suitors a negrocore game?
>>742688446
>>742688448He's a gay black man. He can't be racist, at least not in the definition/sense that we might think. He doesn't know anything about indian culture and how to say things, so I guess it's "offending" the girls on the couch. I wouldn't even bother trying to say it.
>>742688454Homosexuals been saying this shit for decades and have only produced the most degenerate disgusting cultural artifacts since becoming "accepted" by society
>>742687962grubba fantasy relinked
I'm a blackedbro and even think this game is trash
>>742688497Because they have no God so they worship a tapestry and are united by sodomy
>>742688543I agree, computers are pretty degenerate
>>742688520isn't the other black one on the couch a man also?
Gamers let these people get away with too much. They're here talking and acting like this game is totally normal and good instead of complete shit, and no one can say anything.
>>742688303anon i hate to be the one to tell you this but they are ACTUALLY like this and have done more to radicalize me than any propaganda ever could>get tone policed on random words or pronouns of people and game characters you might not know>get tone policed on not pronouncing random afrikaans shit correctly>get lectur- i mean "educated" on random social issues in literally who third world countries if you say you dont care about them because food in our first world country is too expensive>consistently the most miserable and irate people ive ever known, literally spend 24/7 doomscrolling twitter/bluesky/instagram for things to get mad about>that they will then tell you about to try and recruit you into their hate circlejerk about [issue] on [thing] and will direct said anger at you if you express disinteresttheyre all like this to everyone, even their friends
>Woooooooow a 10 million dollar donation from anonymous who says “thanks for keeping it black y’all, and don’t forget to DAP THAT DOG”
Absolutely NO discrimination (including but not limited to racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, intentional misgendering, or any type of hate speech) or harassment of other viewers/runners/mods/staff or anyone who appears on streamNo disparaging remarks about pronounsAvoid talking about traumatic events or conspiracy theoriesNo political campaigning or proselytismNo links or advertisementsNo custom bots for posting in chat or whisperingNo excessive ascii or copypasta spamBe respectfulJokes, sarcasm and bad faith questions/arguments are not excuses>>>>During Frame Fatales events, emotes featuring Pepe the frog, and variants of such are not permitted in our chat
It's pretty fun to unmute the stream because then I get to mute it again a few seconds later
>>742688543>>742688594White supremacy is also pretty degenerate
Are "She/They" and "They/She" two different types of Black People?
>>742688614you say this like there aren't forces out there engineering all this shit and policing wrongthink
I'm NOT up next!
muh saars muh negros memes aside, this game looks absolutely DOGSHIT
>therapy session game
>>742688669she ate a niglet
>>742688669Sort of. It's like a Lamaj/Eriorire situation.
so is this like scott pilgrim for browns
>>742688669She/boon
>>742688669its like the difference between being a fire/flying and flying/fire type in pokemon
>>742688679Are these "forces" in the room with you now?
What the hell is this YIIK ass combat system why I gotta play a mini game just to attack
>ateatreeis ita tea treeate a treea teat ree?
>>742688614There's way more pushback for shit like this now at least
I wish i was black
>>742688669Honestly, She/They for a female tends to mean she just took on the They pronoun for woke points. They/She females tend to be tomboys who got suckered into the woke mentality.
>>742688730no you're right this is all very natural and organic :)
>>742688628>fileI've cared so little about GDQ this year that I'm just watching old Wednesday Downtown episodes while keeping the thread open. Only runs I've watched were DKC2 and SotN, so a grand total of 2 hours or so.The odds of catching the (singular) good run have gotten so bad that it isn't worth the opportunity cost this year. I'd rather just wait for ESA and keep an eye on the threads in the meantime.
>>742688739@ EA tree
>>742688669I don't even know how that would get brought up in typical conversation. It's so fucking batshit insane.
>>742688730I don't live in Israel
>>742688726qrd?
>>742688679>forcesjews
I just tuned in Ignoring the shitty game how exactly is this a speedrun? He just looks like he's playing it normally
>>742688747Meh, it's alright.
>>742688730Yup she's holding a pen right now and asking me how I'm feeling
>>742688456I would watch a 120star 64 run every fucking GDQ without fail. I can hardly watch this once
>>742688782skipping dialogue/playing it optimallynot all games have massive skips(shouldn't be on a speedrun event but that's another discussion)
>>742688782sometimes he holds the skip button on a cutscene
>>742688457Can't you scream racist shit and get millions from gofundme
>Thirsty Suitors is a stylish, story-driven RPG from Outerloop Games about culture, relationships, and self-discovery, where you play as Jala, a young woman who returns home to confront her exes and family after a breakup. The game blends turn-based combat, skateboarding, and cooking mini-games, all centered around Jala's journey to reconcile with her past and heal emotional wounds, all while dealing with family expectations and South Asian-inspired cultural themes. Uh....huh....
>>742688776theres 0 difference in gameplay its entirely cosmetic to say something is primarily a type and secondarily onejust like she/they and they/she is cosmetic performative garbage
>>742688858Sadly no. Racism is the norm where I come from
>>742688747theres a peptide melanotan for that
>>742688619>because food in our first world country is too expensiveFood in your first world country is too expensive because of something called "value added", which basically means that as many people as possible are trying to sponge off of as few peoples' labour as possible. So you have farmers who make food, and that's the actual hard work, and then you have shipping, marketing, middle management, retail, etc. etc., all getting involved to make "higher level" products. One such higher level product is a supermarket. Your ability to go to a supermarket and buy whatever you want is a value-added service which inflates the cost of your food. Demanding a supermarket or a restaurant means you're demanding expensive food.You have to combine this with the fact that living in the first world in general is heavily subsidized by "adding value" to the work of a few very poor labourers in the third world. Textile workers in Bangladesh get paid 1 dollar a day to produce 50+ shirts each worth 30+ dollars at retail due to value added. 1 dollar a day is an actual livable wage in this world, but if you want to live in the first world, the amount of "value added" (e.g. supermarkets, retail stores, accountants and marketers which serve to prop up the system) means that the minimum livable wage is actually much higher. So farmers need to be paid more (e.g. $100 a day idk), despite not actually producing $100 a day of products in a "real" market. Your local farmers actually get subsidized by the cheap labour of people in other nations, for instance. Food is expensive because of capitalist neo-imperialist practices.
I miss Heavy Rain
>having a low-intensity struggle session on the couchChrist.
Guys what the fuck are you watching
>>742688886didnt read your commie niggerbabble but thanks for doing exactly what i was talking about in my post so the thread has an example to read
Rate the run!
>Corrected her pronunciation on stream.Based beyond belief.
>>742688886explain the dollar menu dumbass
>I apologize for my American-nessLiterally so close to genuinely saying 'I'm sorry for being white'
>>742688952Hell
>>742688952sissy hypnos
>>7426889522am-6am at GDQ always varies on the extremesEither it's absolute hidden kino or absolute fucking cringe.
>>742688962>brownie can't readLike clockwork
>I apologize for my American-nessYup, because no other country has trouble with words from foreign cultures
>>742688970B-But it's not over yet
>>742688973Doesn't it start at like 3 dollars
>>742688739>a teat? ree!Does he work for Sony?
When's the hydration break?
>>742689010got you to check
So... is this game what happens when DEI wins?
>>742689031Sorry anon but I'm watching it This run is shit but it won't break me
>Forcing waiters to read off everything on the menuWait, maybe she actually doesn't know how to read.
>>742689031nta but congrats, I did reopen the tab to check
>>742689039Imagine a world where Concord and Dustborn were huge successesThis is a glimpse into that terrifying timeline
Why is the player character always spazzing out like they just said fairy godparents?
>>742688952listening to music while I wait for this shit to be over
>>742688192this guy worked on morrowind btw
I just started watching this can I get a plot summary
>>742689054Sometimes PTSD doesn't take root until much much later after the event
>>742689087but this is happening in our reality
>>742689087But the problem is these games are still being made and pushed even though nobody wants them
>>742689114UhhhhhhAn Indian girl got dumped and now is on a journey of self discovery...through cooking Indian meals and uh yeah I dunno this is shit bro who cares? I'm gonna go watch some X-Men
Yeah, my culture is PRETTY unique, we make food and have family over to eat and make hella conversation!!!
>>742689114they're gay and brown or something
>>742689129>>742689140This is most likely the first time most of us have even heard of this game's existence, and it's been out for a few years checking Google.I consider that a win for us that it only popped up at a place like GDQ at 4am on a weekday
>>742689114scott pilgrim but somehow more gay
>>742689165oh so it's a game about /v/? finally, representation!
>>742687869>Note: hip young lady (28) died on her way back to her home planet
>>742689162This is why I hate diversity, every normal family does this....
This is hard to watch, even as a hate watch.Fuck, it's so cringe...
I think Tyler is like the Adachi of fat gay black niggas
I think what is more baffling to me about this isn't the DEI slop, it's that everyone has like 20 exes. How are you in your mid 20s and had time for that? Is that what social people are like?
>she fucks a ton of people>they break up with her>"OY VEY ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS THEIRS!"Is this an allegory....
>>742689230
what kind of brotha would play this shitty game?
>open stream>so this dude can summon your exes...>close streamsee you tomorrow
>>742689289I'm still not sure if negros actually do this shit
>>742687962Work. Got a bitch of a problem to solve this morning Grinding gachaslop after this morning meeting
>>742689221yeah but you don't use lawry's on your chicken and probably use natural herbs and spices instead whiteboy
>>742689301Lmao based
>>742689291The kinda brotha that's on the screen right now lil n
>>742689140These games have a right to be made because they are passion projects by a small group making what they want to make, what the game doesn't have the right to is success, which it seems to not have gotten.
Rare case of the chicks in the game being equally as bad as the ones on the couch.
>>742689310
what the fuck am i watching, should i just go back to starting this dad of war playthrough from family share
>>742689230WE ARE LIVING OF THE LIIIIIIVESABOUND WITH SO MUCH OF THE INFORMATIONSSSSSCMON LET GO OF THE KEYBOARDDONT YOU KNOW YOURE LETTING ALL OF THE RAM LEAK OUTI TRY TO STOP THE APP, DOUBLE CLICKING AI PROMPTSBUT ITS NO USE, GOOD MORNING IM BEING REDEEMED
It’s giving sapphic omg!!!
>>742689331why is this on your machine bro
>Can we reflect on the very lesbian cartwheeling?
>supportive parentsYou mean like majority of them on earth?
at what age did you guys realize racism is just cope for your own shortcomings?
>>742689369It's going to be on your machine too before the sun goes down.
>>742689378Not the tranny's parents that's for sure
>>742689345oh fuck I remember this, it's some fetish shit
>>742689415Cringe post
not even dustborn numbers (83)
Bros this game is so heckin cute! She's so quirky! I love her random movements when cooking it's making me LMFAO so muuuuch
>>742689087
Why would I put water by my bed it's going to make me want to piss mid-sleep.
>>742689378You're giving too much credit to india and china here, why are you brown?
things start to make sense if you just assume everyone on the screen has aspergers
>>742689456Pies in the bottle anon
After hearing the person on the left of the couch speak, I am convinced it must be a tranny, or they have a very deep voice for a woman.
THE VIDEO GAME
The camera recentering constantly hurts my head
>>742689340Yeah but just because you can doesn't mean you should. What sense is there in pouring thousands of development money into something guaranteed to flop? Unless you live in a bubble and aren't keyed in to how the market has shifted. Then it just becomes a fool's errand.
BRO WAS THAT A HECKIN EVO MOMENT 37 REFERENCEHOLY SHIT IM RATING THIS RUN AN S HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO HECKING AWESOMEBROS
>>742689231Same as Pokemon card collectors. They all hate scalpers but everyone is a scalper. That same attitude is in the dating scene with partner collecting
>ITTTRANSPEOPLE TRANSPEOPLE TRANSPEOPLE TRANSPEOPLERent FUCKING Free LMFAO
>>742689456Your body is 60% water, piss boy
>turn sound on>they DARE compare the shit they're doing to Daigo perfect blocking>turn sound off
>>742689507wait tho... this game is kinda goated...
>>742689484It is GDQ. Apply Occam's Razor.
>>742689528How do I unsubscribe from this random faggots blogpost?
>>742689502>What sense is there in pouring thousands of development money into something guaranteed to flop? NTA but that's not the right mindset to look at it. These people, no matter how shitty this game is, wanted to do it because they wanted to do a personal passion project. That's the mindset most indie devs need too, if you're just chasing after Stardew valley numbers you're not gonna have a fun time with your creation
>>742689502>a thing only should be made to make the most money possibleSpoken like a true jew.
I will never get over how everyone at GDQ has an infantile fetish and wants to be talked to like a five-year-old. I would personally be offended if another grown adult looked at me and said, "Oh make sure to get some water, stretch, get something to eat, take your medicine!" That's not kindness/helpful. That's insulting.
Why was she kicking the second tower
>>742689571Stay hydrated anon
>vocal fry yyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhLike nails on a chalkboard
Tbh I just wanna see some snowboard kids before I go to sleep and wake up for SSX at noon
>>742689606I'm not going to drink anything for the next 12 hours now because of this anon replying to me.
>>742689571Eat food anon, you’re not you when you’re hungry
>>742689571I hate to defend GDQ but this behavior is extremely common on twitch as a whole. People love to be a momma bird insofar that it allows them to wag their finger at some sort of nebulous crowd they have made up in their head.I see this shit all the time in Hololive and FFXIV chats.
>>742689502I disagree if you can make the art that you enjoy and want to make you should absolutely make it, the goal of creating should not just exclusively be making a profit off of it.
>it's ANOTHER generational trauma episodeHoly fuck we get it you hate your family for loving you
>>742689231The "3 dick curve" is no longer necessary cause they are now silly enough to just announce their body count like its no big deal
>>742689626I'm not going to eat anything for the next 12 hours now either because of this anon as well. How do you like that?
>>742689563>the goal of any video game company isn't to make money
>>742689658Keep posting in this thread anon
Wait... this is a deep story about intergenerational trauma among Asian-americans... holy fuark this is powerful...
>>742689571birth rate and marriage rates so low that they just project it onto an online chat room
>>742689658Yasss intermittent fasting is so healthy. Proud of you for keeping your body in check cutie!!
>>742689668Touche, but you'll never know if it's me or another anon posting now.
RATE THE RUN
>>742689641If this is your entire critique, I fear you may be dumb.
>>742689442jesus christ did this game make any money?
What a game
>>742689698ZZZZZZ
>>742689698D for Didn't watch
>>742689698F
>>742689698ZZZ
>>742689698DIt was shit but fun to hate watch I guess, I dunno
Why do you hate anything that is different from you?
ITS OGRE. RATE THE RUN
>>742689698I only caught a glimpse of it but it looked absolutely dreadful, why is this on here?F
>>742689673They're not Asian. They're Indian or some type of South American ethnicity.
>>742689698ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>742689698Z
>>742689571Be sure to blink and breathe anon!
>>742689698ZZZZ or K, whatever is the lowest.
>>742689698make a new lowest rank just for this oneZZZ
>>742689730D
>>742689442Love how on /v/ almost all we talk about is if a game made money or not.And if it did, and we don't like it for whatever reason, we just call it woke anyways. No actual criticism or discussion, just inane nonsense.
>>742689698S for cringekino
>>742689641>my parents didn't want me to be a huge faggot waaaah I'm still mad about it 20 years later I hate these fucking people. You see it in movies and shit too.
Wasting an hour and a half of my comfy graveyard shift on this dogshit.We get it, your entire identity is your race and sexuality. Get over it faggots.
how about centering their games around being fun and not shit?
>>742689698>>742689730K
>>742689698F for didn't watch but can imagine.
You probably didn't drink enough water to day so remember to hydrate RIGHT NOW
>>742689698ZZZ, absolutely fucking garbage. The worst thing I've ever seen.
>>742689698B
>>742689698K or Taka the lowest ratings possible. This shit was an insufferable ad about the wokest game i've seen to date.
>>742689778thats racist
>>742689762>wei know what you are GDQtranny your pilpul wont work here
>>742689765There's always one....
>>742689793making another coffee cup now thank anon :3
I want to die.
*vomits piss, shit & blood*
>>742689771Nobody forced you to watch this you ungrateful turd. It's a fucking charity stream
>please play our games...kek
support marginalized folx yall
>>742689730S FOR SUPPORT MARINALIZED FOLX
>open worlds randomly catching strayshow about YOU DONT PLAY IT THEN BITCH
>>742689765it wasn't cringekino, it was just cringe
>all these KsI still find it so funny most people didn't even know you could rate a run that low until the abysmal Pokémon Emerald run
>>742689698K
>>742689771>We get it, your entire identity is your race and sexualityWell, that's 2 more identity than you.
>>742689810as is tradition
>>742689698Zzz
What happened to playing old shovelware slop instead of this nu indie shit?
>>742689698ZZZ-
>>742689771God I hope Ruri gets another season. Genuinely perfect mix of cute girls doing cute things, educational and fulfilling, and fan service of Nagis amazing ass and tits
>>742689628That just means the attitude that ruined GDQ goes even higher up. Twitch culture is corporate-manufactured and has conditioned two entire generations now
>>742689698I watched the entire thing on mute and I'm still upset.ZZZ
>>742689829I would support her butthole with my tongue if you catch my drift
>>742689829Would, repeatedly.It is a shame black women are not allowed to look good in current media.
>>742689842It's my ranking, it's my cringekino
KINO IS COMING TO SAVE US HANG IN THERE BROS
Fun fact because most people don't know: Immigrants are overwhelmingly wealthier (before immigrating) compared to the average in their country of origin. On average, poor people don't get to immigrate. Only wealthy people.That's why you hate immigrants. You just hate rich people. But you're lied to and told that these (rich) people represent the whole culture that they come from.
>>742689846>didn't even knowWe literally couldn't.That rating was created after so many posters shat on Keizaron for that run.
grim
>>742689698ZZZ absolutely terrible with in every regard
>>742689698C it was on mute, looked okay
>>742689628>Self reports xe watches vtubersKill yourself
>Support our cultures I'm shocked he didn't say TRANS RIGHTS just as the icing.
>first time host wildcherrymeteorDangerously tranny-like name
>>742689698FQTE queer slop
>>742689860Because (((the message))) isn't in anything entertaining.
>"support our culture buy our game"Oh so when they stand to gain something from it it's no longer "appropriating" huh?
>>742689902Nah I was talking about the adef run earlier this year The 5 hour YouTuber ad bullshit with the fire alarm
>>742689904games from another dimension block
>>742689698ZZZ or KWhichever is the lowest.
>>742689628I'll play devils advocate, the reason people tell streamers to hydrate is because the streamer is usually relatively busy while they're streaming between dealing with what they're doing to entertain, the streaming set up, and maybe seeing audience reactions, they are reasonably mentally focused on something and thus are prone to forgetting basic shit like just grabbing a drink.That said the chat for GDQ is not in that scenario. They're sat at home watching other people play games. So it isn't needed at all
>>742689896No way. Fievel would never lie to me, would he?
>>7426898902 was better in every way
>>742689983There's no cats in America.
>>742689890I hope it'll be good.
>>742689896>On average, poor people don't get to immigrate.Yes they do.
>>742689983why's the american on the left, and not in the middle of the frame?
>>742689698FBut like a funny F.
>>742690003Illegally entering country is not immigration, its trespassing
>>742689928Where is her other shoe?
>>742689896Hasn't been true since the 50s or 60s faggotthat's when the euros stopped immigrating to america and the 3rd world started pouring in
>>742689896shut up retard. >You just hate rich peopleno shit. the tale is as old the birth of the united states. inequality causes division over issues. if you're a middle or lower class individual who constantly finds them selves slurping down gallons of wealthy elite cum (trump supporters) you need to see yourself out of the light. there is nothing more pathetic than people aligning their ideologies based off delusions. like a nigger who thinks he's white, something you might be able to make sense of.
>>742690025not according to every nation in the world sorry
>>742690003They're poor compared to you, not compared to their peers. It's like the richest man in Canada moving to Beverly Hills. He's not a lumberjack. He's never worn plaid in his life. But he's still poor by comparison when he moves in next door to Notch.
>>742689961Well, it was supposed to be an eventual rating specific to that run, like HH.If you weren't in these threads during that run's aftermath you wouldn't even know it was a valid rating because no other system uses it.
>>742689904deaths door is such a waste of time. I hate how people compare it to zelda. it's 100% linear in the order to acquire abilities AND you have to backtrack through the boring world to get collectibles/powerups. the very proof consumers can't analyze game design, since its positive on steam.
HOYP!
>>742689904Snowboards Kids into 3 games that sure existTruly great
>(x) minimum donation needed>also "no donation necessary"idgi
birb waiting room
>>742690053ok try it with kim's best korea and report back with your NK ID
>>742690056This type of talk is just going to give people more excuses to be racist. The people staffing your local McDonalds are still poor, hard-working people, even if they were, idk, ""wealthy"" factory workers compared to the serfs back home.
>>742690075Legally all competitions and prize raffles in some states must provide a way to enter for free, but to avoid everyone doing that, they usually make doing so harder (eg Only accepted via snail mail.)
So, anything you bros are looking forward to today?>SSX Tricky vs SSX 3>Super Monkey Ball Stardust>Super Mario Odyssey>Hey You PikachuThat's about it for me. Maybe TUNIC
>>742690110I dont recognize that place as a nation
>>742690061It's a fine game, but I never got the love some have for it
>>742690146no
>>742690146Just SSX.
This dudes name is manjina
>>742689996DS was the best
>>742690149>it doesn't count because...I don't like it!!!heh. classic
this looks good>aussiebanter should be great mate
>bunch of aussie brosKino incoming
>>742690146>monkeyballs
>>742689904Another fantastic pick from GDQ, i've been waiting to see that game
he he.........vagina..............hehehe.....
>>742690135Oh yeah, going to win that liquid death house giveaway on the 30th thanks for the reminder. 600 AMOE tickets not a dime spent on can water
this might be kino
>fun Aussie banterHold up...this might be kino
why is his name Mcniggawho approved this?!
>mcgyna>arianafan420these names are something else
Why can't they have just one chubby nerdy girl with dark thick hair and glasses?
>australiaFinally, we're saved.
>I didn't even know snowboard kids existed
kekalready great
>arianafan420legend
What is this? Mario Kart for Snowboarding or something?I was a 1080 kid sorry
Hey this song is from GPW2
>the optimal speed strat is to pick the fatass
>4 white guys being dudesthey'd have to try to fuck this up
>>742690280>post this>he immediately calls it Mario KartWell shit thanks mate
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
>race>immediately botchedUIgh...
left fucking sucks
I'm detecting a fun run. I wonder why they'll be banned next year?
>someones getting banned from GDQ after this runkek
>mentioning the bansBANNED!
>Someone is getting banned from GDQ after this.>*Pumped Up Kicks starts playing in the background*
kingj on the couch
>>742690027I took it so she has to come to my bedroom after work, my b
back right naarmgroid
They haven't given the donator a chance to read bullshit cause they're too busy having fun
THIS GUY'S SCREENCHEATING
>>742689698ZZZ worse than trannies
>>742690282ASM is gonna kill us all
>>742690435ITS A VALID STRATEGY
far out
why does OP not have a link to the twitch?
>left runner fucked up and is DNF within the first 5 minutesStellar stuff, 'Straya
>no pronouns>comfy n64 gameautomatic B or better
>Didn't even lose time to the other runner, just straight up lost the raceKek what a loser (in a fun way)
ofcourse it's an ASM runthat's why it's great
>>742690497Why the fuck would you ever watch Twitch over YouTube
>>742690497twitch is lame and gay
>mentions ASMsuper perma banned
>>742690497Twitch has been dogshite for a few years.
>>742690497Ads maybe, I actually forgot this was on YT now too.
>mentions ASM
I had this game as a kid. It fucked up my perception of sports games a lot
This is likely my best chance at this: Back in 2013-2014 there was a /SRG/ marathon in which there was a Snowboard Kids run. During it, commentators ignored the run and read awful Snowboard Kids fanfics instead. I laughed more than I've ever laughed in my life and have tried to find VoDs ever since. No luck. If anyone is sitting on those /SRG/ VoDs please share the joy.
>>742690531
The Donation Man grew increasingly sweaty. His fingers shuddered, seeing the queue of vapid, meaningless comments, fifty dollars each, fill his screen. The runner was having fun, but at what cost? He needed to stop this. He had to.
>>742690528>>742690530>>742690536>>742690547I don't get ads because I know how to use adblock and don't watch on my phone like a peasant
Test
>>742690531>>742690554qrd?
>>742690591
Absolum, Blue Fire and DQ XI are all female runners. Kino starts in 2 hours.
>>742690565Is it not on https://www.youtube.com/@SpeedRunningGeneral/videos?
why are they both playing as the fat nigga
>>742690623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>742690641>KinoMore like Gyno
>>742690623pretty sure mentioning other speedrunning events gets you quietly banned
>Millions in the audienceOh these guys are getting banned lol they're having way too much fun
>>742690565might be herehttps://www.twitch.tv/srgmarathon
>>742690668
no ratings chart this year?
>>742690661More momentum
>ripping on how runs are lets playsHoly fucking based
>You want a Let's Play and Speedrun at the same time!Do we?
THEY KNOW they are getting banned kek
>>742690708he found a bf and moved past speecrunning
>lost againYou excuse, burgers?
>>742690708>i can't see it therefore it's not there and it doesn't existyou people have no object permanence the chart guy is just asleep he's posted several times this event.
>>742690591Even then twitch is still garbage compared to YouTube because YouTube's player allows you to rewind the vod and go back to live without ever exiting whereas on Shitch you have to open the vod separately and on top of that it takes 20 minutes to update to include the spot you wanna rewind to
>He lost AGAIN>Let's Play jokelol
Serious question: If you don't like trans people , why?
Joking about it being a let's play doesn't make it any less embarrassing
>SHE? What the fuck?oh they are actually super fucking banned
>she>what the fuckHOLY BASED
>sheTIMEGDQ ANY% BAN SPEEDRUN
They're so banned
>>742690565dunno about any vods saved but that would be moofin iirc
>>742690775They offend my eyes, ears, smell
>She what the fuck>>742690731 is 100% right lol they're so getting banned
>>742690775lonely incel neckbeard edgelord website, prease understand
>>742690759pixels on a screen are not objects you people just type things you just learned about when it doesn't apply to the situationyou are raped toosad to see really!
>>742690710ty
>>742690662kek
>>742690775they're like vegans but even more annoying somehow
>>742690775I’ve hung out with a bunch and they’re mostly very exclusive and hateful of cis presenting people. They think they’re so special but they’re not.
>>742690775Cuz they did what I'm too scared to do so I make hateful comments about them whenever and wherever I can.
they'll just ban all aussie runners after this kek
>>742690841I've hung out with a bunch and they're mostly just normal, kind of fruity people who've made a very strange decision in life.
Numbers look grim so far
>>742690775they went after the kids
>>742690775because a bunch of bitter, failed males with stubble and ill-fitting sun dresses and the fashion sensabilities of a 5 year old yelling ITS MA'AM offend the senses
This is reminding me a bit of pre 2020 GDQ
>>742690869They all hate me and because I’m insecure I don’t like it. I also have issues with gender identity but because I work out and have a beard they just see me as an enemy. I’m literally like too weird for normal people but too normal for the freaks and it’s very upsetting. So fuck them, I hate them
>>742690780>>742690782>>742690787who did they misgender?
>>742690869Spot on.
>>742690873>less trannies>less money/v/bros... not like this... we actually do need the trannies....
>>742690775I don't, I personally believe in bodily autonomy being a good thing and that as long as someone is not hurting themselves or others they can do what they want.I do however think GDQs culture massively overcorrects for it with how often it's mentioned and brought up, to a point of comedy
These guys are having a fun time
>>742690591I gave up on Twitch when they brought in bargain bin Richard Branson to be the CEO.
>>742690951Sure. How 'bout them browns?
>>742690951What? This is THE tranny event
>20k watching>like 2 chat messages per minute
>>742690760youtube is way behind chump
>troon lashing outJust hang already
>>742690979>have to sub to chatFuck that
>>742690775i have trans friends but i fucking hate these terminally online trannies
>>742690591I watch on my phone but blocking all ads on your phone is so pathetically easy
>>742690873The Yetee will make up for it.
>>742690775I don't like the ones that approach me online to inform me that not letting kids transition is literally hecking genocide.Nice opinion, didn't ask, find someone who cares.
>yes clap for me americans
>>742690979>paying $5 to get banned for 1 message
>>742690775They try to brainwash kids into following their footsteps just to feel better about their own decisions.
>>742690979They've banned 19.99k of them
>>742690775I don't have a problem with trans people in general, I interact with some of them daily and they're all nice people. I'd rather hang out with them over generic normies even. I get why people like you and everyone else hates them however, and it's mostly justified, because all you see is these performative and retarded shit online, it's hard not to hate that and generalize over trans people as a whole.
Lads this schedule looks like garbage
>>742691038wtf spike i didnt know you were based
>>742690985Thread is slow so the delay doesn't matter
I appreciate the responses Im 3 beers deep, and this captcha is a bit much, haven't been on 4chan in a bit
>>742691040>>742691040>>742691040Dead hours
>>742691004Disgusting bro, get some standards
The Donation Man seethed internally. He'd been talked over. AGAIN. He was just trying to do his job. Trying to read yet another AI-generated comment about the location and current time of the donor. The people needed to know that it was morning in Britain. They had to know. They must.
>>742691049yea
>>742691081it's only page 3 you double nigger, this thread isn't dying yet in the next hour
>Lost a 3rd raceIf you told me the 2nd runner just brought his rando friend who's only ever played the game a couple of times with him i'd believe youBut this is very funny
>>742691083Maybe if you lowered yours you'd have at least one friend.
>>742691081>page 3
>>742690979everyone in chat is banned
>>742691081Ya blew it.
>>742690775I don't mind trans people at all. I mind intersectionality, the ideology that has assimilated LGBT. That shit's gotta go
This is the first time in years I've randomly tuned into DGQ and actually had fun.
Why are they playing as the fat green luigi
>>742691119Whats even better is the one getting fucked is the WR holder.
ban all games newer than 2006
>>742691162don't get used to it, they're banned after this
>>742691162the 2nd run this event of talos principle got S-A average
>>742691206Snowboard Kids is going to join Barkley in the banned games list.
>>742691253Wishful rating at the start, 0 trannies showed up yet. People were hopeful
>>742691253ratings dont mean shit though
>>742691303Sure they do, this website generally ranks runs the same.skill, Tfolx, game quality/fun run. Not everything is your taste but a high ranked run is far more likely to be entertaining to you than a low rank one.
>>742691416nope
>>742689923nta but I watch shondo, you have a problem with that?
>>742690775I don't inherently and know multiple who are kind but there is a vocal bunch of them that really like to attentionwhore and cultivate a circlejerk that will dictate things selfishly in order to be included on everything, this is especially the case on those that never actually commit and try to transition properly alongside events that have nothing to do with that stuff (something GDQ is heavily guilty of and it's why it has changed negatively so much over the years). I also don't understand the cult-like behavior of spamming "trans rights!" all the time and having flags and etc. Just try to live normally, normal people don't advertise themselves like this, it only paints them in a bad light to me while they try to force themselves onto others who don't care which grows a more outward dislike for them. But hey, I don't even get the point of it altogether, it's not like they'll physically be accurate to the opposite sex no matter how much genuine effort, money and time they put into it.
>>742690775Pic related, basically.
>>742690775I don't have anything against them but I do think they're mentally ill. I don't mean it in a derogatory way either, I just think they actually have a problem.
>>742690775Why do I hate mentally ill child predators?idk man
last post forTRANSRIGHTS!
>>742693828No thank you.
>>742688031my wife
White power
