Previous: >>742822257https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: PRAGMATANext: The Evil Within 2Later: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Behave yourselves during this run, /v/
SPECIAL UOOOOH MIG!
READY FOR LOLIKINO
Migga
abandon ship
This is a good game probably, but I can already tell spikes energy would be welcome on the couch
DATA ANALYSIS COMPLETEMIGGING NOW
DAUGHTER UOH
>>742829854>>>/trash/
The trannies should LOVE this game, they get a real kick out of grooming children.
ToT
>>742829883MODS MODS MODS
BEHAVE YOURSELVESORELSE
>>742829904If only, they were so mad at the family themes
I have a confession to make. I attempted to get into this series, and the combat was so awful that I ragequit and never finished it. The story was interesting though, so I might be better off just watching the "movie" version on Youtube.
>>742829854Migging
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
uooooh im gonna mig
BELLY AND CHEST
>Hugh talks>a lotoh, that's a letdownI thought he'd be more of a silent protagonist
Any chuds counting the number of all he/him panels? Is white boy summer in full swing?
miggin'
>>742829942You can't stop me, Akuma. I've already won.
Um, is that a child on screen? This is pornography
>>742829985That would be retarded
Miggied
I'm miggering (yes, miggering)I'm figgering on miggeringAnd miggering is triggering more miggeringhttps://youtu.be/cpyuolKoeAY?si=2tzRyVubYPnyiV82
>>742829945URRRGH HETEROSEXUAL, WELL-ADJUSTED MEN, MY VENOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
none of you better be crying this runi swear
PRAGMATA is the fullest the venue has been so farI made it up, it's probably not true
That is impressively quick.
there's something odd about the way the runner is dressed
UUUOOOOOHHHHH
METAL GEAR?
W-why does the runner look like...that? He looks weird.
My power is finally back. Have I missed anything good this year?
>>742830163don't look at his nose
>OakarinaOCARINAOCKDOCK OCKYOU FOK
>>742829845too bad minus8 became a self-loathing lolicon and refuses to make any more loli stuff
>>742830019well obviously not freeman levels of silent, I was thinking more like a stoic reserved man that reluctantly and accidentally bonds with a small child
>>742830035>fatigue made me miss dusk>it was apparently one of the best runs so far
>>742830035Arigato chartfag-san
>>742830176Sonic 3 and Knuckles was kino
>>742830163Literally looks like Jared but buffer?
why doesn't diana wear shoes?
>>742830089
>>742830163OY vey
>>742830217to charge her batteries you pedofile
Migged
>>742830223
>>742830203I have always pronounced it as ORCA-rina and if that's wrong then I don't care.
shoutouts to tech crew randomly cranking knobs
>>742830217Shame that she is a 5/10 in high res
>>742830117they were all looking at the weird knee, right?
>>742830217The better to RERO RERO RERO RERO
>>742830207It was good shit anon, highly recommend catching up on it later.
Why is the games list so shit this year? I was only excited for like 6 or 7 games this whole event
>>742830163reminds me of Furio from The Sopranos
>>742830163looks like furio from the sopranos
I'm still sad there's no Super Metroid>muh it's been at every gdqI WANNA SEE MY SUPER METROID
>>742830332>>742830336It's that fuckin zip....
>>742830332>>742830336Furio bros
>>742830332I was gonna say he looks Italian or has some Italian ancestry.
>>742830296
>>742830163I thought it was Mark Zuckerberg for a second
o wow a 1:22 hour speedrun this game must be really really long when playing normally
>>742830332>>742830336Furiomind
>>742830217bare feet are a common symbol of childhood innocence across history
I want to see more retro games that we barely ever see like Super Magnetic Neo
>>742830274no way she has that much of a downgrade
>>742830332>>742830336holy fuggin gabagool
>>742830331Have a better cryana.
>>742830379>>742830383STOP
>>742830332>>742830336THE HIVEMIND! DOCTOR IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! HELP MEEEE DIMENSIONS ARE COLLIDING
>>742830331
>>742830383Did people ever make lewd SFMs in the end?
>>742830383>>742830379CONTINUE
Find enemiesPause them with little girl superpowerShoot them all with zero danger Run to next room
>>742830332>>742830336
Monitoring
>>742829953why are you watching this with your kid?go outsideplay catch, take them somewhere
>>742830502>Pause them with little girl superpowerthat's not how it works retard kun
>>742830443UOOOOOOOOH CUNNY :sob: :sob:
>>742830550That's what it looks like. Blue line from girl directly to enemy weak point as they freeze in place
Isn't this very problematic that he/hims are running this game with a child...
>>742830572CUTECUUUUTECUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>742830436>>742830464The duality of /v/
How is this game? Demo was fun but I can't picture it getting any more complicated than what was shown there
>>742830572
>>742830572retard
This must be a game that is more fun to play than to watch. You click enemy with laser beam, shoot weak point over and over.
>>742830632It's good. Stop being a faggot and just play it
>>742830572Did she died?
>>742830632It's okay.
If you liked Diana's game, you're on the side of clankers and a traitor to humanity
>>742830664haven't played it but they are on easy
I'm a real sicko, my favorite part of the game was the platforming
>>742830758Oh, no wonder I am falling asleep.
>>742830752Have you seen the absolute state of humanity? You'd be a traitor not to...
>>742830608the slow is from the special gun
>>742830632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZLQR6kMM2g
>>742830632The main mechanic is kind of a mixed bag and the regular enemy design isn't amazing but it's an alright shooter with a decent amount of content.
this game looks boring as fucking shit
>>742830801I have, but I also have seen AI "art" and it's fugly as shit
>>742830207It was dogshit the dusk discord shills it on /v/
>>742830752If clankers look like that...then I welcome skynet
IM A HEADBANGA
I don't think this game warrants the level of excitement in his voice. Feels like an ad
>>742830632it didn't get any more complicated in terms of new game mechanics. enemies just get harder with different weak spots, and become harder to hack and you juggle weapons around while dodging shit. its more of a exploration game with combat arenas in between areas. solid 7/10.
>>742830820Many homosexuals are saying this
>>742830771You disgust me
>>742830820Perhaps this is more your speed
>>742830752It is what it is.
>>742830752humanity does all sorts of fucked up shiti welcome benevolent AI overlords anyday
I sense something negative in this thread.
>>742830752D-damn brat, making me betray my species like that..!
>>742830842diana's drawings are soulful actually
>>742830353No trannies play it so it's literally tranny genocide to have it on gdq
>>742830916Robots can only simulate happiness. Don't fall for their lies
>if we get a $10 train, we'll equip a costume>no we won't say an exact amountgod these people are so stupid
>>742830842I think i'd rather deal with eternally messed up fingers and pupils than whatever brainworm that has infected the western world to be like it is today.
Why is 8 such a brat?
>>742830752HUMANITY HAD ITS CHANCE
0 awards at VGA lol
Her voice is disgusting. Sounds like a hag pretending to be a squirrel.
>>742831015>Robots can only simulate happiness.At this point that's all I can do too.
>>742831026I was thinking the same thing
>>742829953>getting banned for telling GDQ they are not being family friendly and openly supporting animal fuckers is not something children should be subjected toAmazing. Frankly, the guy should go to MSF and tell them about this and have them tell GDQ to cool it with the beastiality themes as it's almost a global crime to fuck animals.
le heckin dad game
>>742831029>western worldAs opposed to the myriad generic anime girls and Korean plastic dolls of the eastern world?
>pleasant evening tonight >No spikevegeta
>>742831038
>>742830820yup
>>742831050The /v/GAs matter a lot more
>>742831116Oh my god I was about to say please use a tripcode so I can filter your shit and I just realize that you do indeed have a tripcode I guess miracles can happen
>>742830752I don't approve of AI......BUT...
>>742830752as a misanthropic hermit. uhh, who cares.
>>742831201>so I can filter your shit>so I can NIGGERS AND JEWS your shitfify
>>742830820It's unironically a game for pedos
>>742831050Nobody cares about him
Threads are moving a lot slower than normal this event, yeah?
>>742831362>DON'T CENSOR ME Maybe if you weren't obnoxious and spamming. Sounds like a personal problem.
>>742831050They established last year that they're completely fine letting one overrated game sweep all the awards. And the most overrated game in history is allegedly releasing right before the end of this year. I'd be surprised if any game besides GTA6 got a single award this year.
BooooooooYou suck
>>742830913I assume you're holding one button there?
choking already
>>742831051>Her
>>742831415>obnoxious and spammingSir do you know where you are?
>We cookin now You're an adult male in his late 20's or early 30's. Have some shame.
this zesty eminem lookin guy is speedrunning quite bad
>>742831472I'm talking about the VA for the girl in the game, not any of you speedrunning friends.
>>742830916God I love that doujin.>I really am a genius, aren't I?
>>742831515Get a job, hippie.
damn this game has some neat skips
>>742831521It's any % CASUAL you chud
>how I feel during heckin wholesome chungus GDQ runs like this
>>742830752chobits chads will prevail
>>742831589I love when devs put collision on objects you have no right reaching
For the record....I'm a baby not a hippie.
I think I see the problem. One anon said the runner is wearing women's clothing, and that's why it looks weird. He has a woman's cardigan over a tank top or something? And the necklace doesn't help either.
are these dono jokes AI generated? so cringe
I hate Reddit so much
>>742831718He looks like he's aiming for the Paulie Gualtieri look but wound up with the Celeste Low% look.
>le black goo of japanese unoriginalityyawn
>>742831718He's trying to shoot for greasy casual italian, but he doesn't have the hair for it.
>>742830913look cool, reminds me of tenchu. game?
>>742831919I can't get over the shirt he's wearing...it just doesn't look like a man's t-shirt. The way it hangs and looks.
Didn't know Nicholas Cage had a son who's a speedrunner
>swearingGTAB
>framerate 30>framerate variable>framerate 30>framerate variable>framerate 30>framerate variablewhat a dogshit fucking run, how can anyone watch this shit? might as well watch some fucking goldeneye speedruns where they look at the ground all the time
YOSHA
Hitting Diana with my gunk
>>742831948The new Onimusha game.Not out yet.
>You can't gunk on Diana.Try and stop me.
Filling Diana with gunk.
>>742831969It's a wife beater brother, how have you gone this long in life and never seen a wife beater? He's wearing a shitty collared button up over the wife beater
>got hit with the gunk
>>742832078its because hes italian
>>742832078I know what a wife beater is, but that is a weird looking one, or he doesn't have the body to be wearing one. It almost looks too tight to me. I prefer the baggier wife beaters/tank tops or whatever you want to call them. It's clearly too tight on him, but he isn't sitting down as well. He should have buttoned up the shirt or just worn a t-shirt.
>>742832162They're usually white, not black.
best girl
Le 67
>>742832126
>>742832168I don't trust anything anymore
>>742832162Don't know what to tell you brother, it looks normal, it's behaving normal, it's an undershirt, it's supposed to be snug to the body, not baggy because it goes under other clothing.The neck cut is normal, it's not supposed to be collared cause again, under shirt.
>You won't give my run anything but an S...right anon...
>>742832059thanks anonshould I play the previous ones? good reviews
Can he just shut the fuck up, please
>>742832162It's a weird as fuck fit combined with a short sleeved button up which is terrible on its own already. May as well wear the super saiyan goku version.
if you guys like diana so much why don't you get a wife and make a daughter?
>>742832247God, I want to gunk Alice
A wife beater is a tank top, you retards.
>>742832307Even if I did do that it would be up to RNG if I got a daughter or not.
>>742832283It's been a comfy run so far
>>742832348A wife beater is an undershirt and a tank top isn't, fucking retard.
>>742832307>3dpd
>>742832348thats like calling boxers shorts
>>742832307If only it were that simple, anon.
>>742832375I just googled it and I was correct. A wife beater is a tank topA faggy little tank top
>>742832348brown detected
>>742832405You know nothing about fashion but I don't blame you for not knowing.>>742832443No, I'm just a faggot who knows fashion. Wife beater is common knowledge though
>>742832426THIS is a tank top. The runner has a wife beater. Fucking fag.
>a Pragmata run>the thread diesNot even ironic shitposting is happening. What is going on?
>>742832307Knowing my luck I'd end up with 3 sons like my brother did.I'd be stuck with them, and unfortunately I'd never love them as much as a daughter.
>>742832512we're watching the run
>>742832512need to use both hands
>>742832503You posted a wife beater. Runner has a gay little blouse.
every single person who played pragmata is a pedophile and you are fooling no one
>>742832289If you like PS2 Character Action games, go for it, it's solid.The first game is rough, and probably has one of the worst cliff hanger endings I've seen in a game.But they get better and better as they realize "Let's stop being Resident Evil and start being our own thing".
>>742832512What do you think?
Damn I missed Dusk, how good was it?
>>742832512We're invested in the wife beater/tank top debate
>>742832352>>742832519groom you're sons to become speedrunners problem solved
>>742832538That's a wife beater under the blouse you retard. What I posted could never be referred to as a wife beater. You know why they're called wife beaters? Because they're cheap undershirts that retarded rednecks wear 24/7 and it's all stained and disgusting.
>>742832512takes too long to solve captcha so i can't be fucked to reply 90% of the time
>>742832228Sex
what the hell is this guy wearing something is really odd about it he looks like he has tits
>>742832501If you know fashion you know while technically a tank top, it's functionally very different from one since it's worn and designed to be an undershirt, not outerwear.Which means the distinction is valid because in this case, this man is correctly wearing a wifebeater as underwear, and part of his fashion is his outerwear is exposed, showing his underwear/undershirt.
Most people don't openly show off a wife-beater like that. It's an undershirt and is covered up, but for whatever reason he decided to walk around with it openly showing, so it looks weird. If you wanted to wear something like a wife-beater showing, then you'd be better off wearing a tank-top. Walking around with an undershirt showing just looks stupid, so it's why he looks dumb. He doesn't know how to dress. A wife-beater looks feminine when you wear it openly like that.
>>742832573Easily one of the best runs so far.
>>742832512GDQ is dead and Pragmata is super interesting
>>742832623Yeah, we all noticed and why we're shitposting about it because he's dressed like a faggot and nobody seems to know why. It looks like has women's clothing on.
>GDQ is so boring this year the thread is spending more time arguing about fashion
>this much talk about another man's clothingYou guys are such fags.
>>742832634This nigger gets it. Debate over.
>>742832512I'm pumping.
>>742832519you can never love your daughter as much as you love your son, you have to always keep in mind that you are just tenderly raising her for her to leave you to be piped by another man. At best you can get a new step-son out of your daughters husband.
>>742831718>>742831969i tried painting out those circle bits on the sides of his collar because i wondered if the negative space they caused were to blame. they were not. then i got bored and kept painting...
>>742832703where do you think you are
>>742832702Not invested in the game, have no clue what's going on and I don't want to fuck the loli.Nothing else to say desu. But it's a nice break from hearing troon propaganda for a while.
>>742832718fine ill molest my son instead
you're gay anon
>>742832764Kek
>>742832764
>>742832764LMAO
>>742832604You know nothing about fashion or slang of said fashion. You are arguing for something you do not understand. A quick two second google will prove I am right.>>742832626You are 100% incorrect. This, 2000s style that every goddamn child wore in the 2000s is a wife beater according to you goddamn retards. Rednecks gave the wife beater its name BECAUSE thats all they fucking wear. Why the hell would a hillbilly wear layers. You guys are retarded as all fuck. Once again, a quick two second google search proves I am correct.
>>742832764based
>>742832532nigga no we're not we turned it off after the millionth ebin pun donation and these overconfident dork's milllionth flat joke
>>742832764you faggots are all right sometimes.
>>742832634We've had like two dozen troons so far this marathon, some of which defy every dress code known to man, and you choose to focus on the most normal looking guy because he's wearing a wife beater instead of a tank top. Strange choice even for a normalfag
>>742832830That's fine, I don't need your concession. Everyone but you knows what a wife beater is. Dismissed.
>>742832764cursed af
How do you sit while watching GDQ?
>>742832867That just means the troons dressed better than this guy, which is embarrassing.
>>742832872Google wife beater shirt. But you wont because youre retarded.
>>742832764MOMMY
>>742832764you are so fucking gay it's unreal
Really not the direction I expected this thread to go in during Pragmata.
>>742832907Idk who you think you're replying to because I already know that a wife beater is the cheap undershirt.
>>742832764I will now watch your run.
>>742832883Injun style, took the arms off my gaming chair to do it.
>>742832940frankly im too sleepy to uoh post
>>742831969I legit thought he had boobs
>>742832883
>>742832971Here you go. Did it for you, retard. Notice how it says 'tank top'Notice how it is indeed, a tank top
it's a tank top underneath a button upwhy are you retards arguing about this?
>>742832764Boobs too nice for GDQ
>>742833072it's more interesting than the run
>pro jared is speedrunning the little girl game at sgdq while crossdressing
>>742833072According to this thread the tank + button up = wife beaterFirst I ever heard of that.
>>742833065I never said it isn't a tank top you braindead nigger. What I said is that THIS >>742832503 is never referred to as a wife beater. But thanks for wasting your time.
>>742832764Here's that he/him I was telling you about
>>742833065>Chad and virgin wearers
>>742832307ok, where?
>>742833121retard lmao
>>742833124>is never referred to as a wife beaterI posted fucking proof it is retard>>742833065
DIANAAAAAAA
>up in hereWhy is the white guy talking like a black guy
>>742833124Looks like a wife beater
Happy Birthday, Nick Gurr
Why are people on the internet so obsessed with being right as if they're going to lose izzat if they don't get the last word?
>>742832764kino
>>742832830>Rednecks gave the wife beater its name BECAUSE thats all they fucking wearYou're literally googling this shit and taking reddit stereotypes as objective facts. I should know because I had to google your bullshit and I saw that fucking reddit post in the top 5 results.The wife beater literally came about because in the 1940's a dude beat his wife to death and his arrest photo had him wearing that shirt. It started culturally taking root that low class men would only wear those shirts, and be seedy criminal scumbags. Then they started using it as a trope that seedy scumbags who were either no good or criminals would wear that shit casually which is why you always saw greasy Italians wearing them since they were always affiliated with organized crime.It's a deep rooted hollywood trope that you are so psyoped, you don't realize they portray rednecks in those shirts as an insult to call them low-class pieces of shit and subtly villainize them.As far as the 2000's fags are concerned, not my problem if they fucked up the fashion choice to wear tank tops instead of wifebeaters like dipshits.
>>742832883Does anyone know the sauce for the full thing?>mfw I sit with my entire back against the seat and my head is barely peeking through the top of the table
>>742833179it is white boy summer
>>742833179Because he's a normalfag trying to emulate a zoomer, despite looking like he's in his mid-late 20's, and it's cringe.
>>742833207>You're literally googling this shitI'm not. I'm a fucking faggot who loves the shit so I know it.I'm not reading the rest of that, here's proof I'm right >>742833065
>>742833173How is that proof of anything? It's not the same shirt I posted here >>742832503
>>74283325436 he said
>>742833262You're a faggot and you don't even know what you're talking about, that's incredible.
>>742833265Its a tank topYou must be ai or something. Thats the only other time I felt like I was talking to something without a brain.
How is he hacking so fast? Can you fucking hack with the mouse on PC? Why in the hell did I use a controller wtf
>I heard awooNOOOOOOO
reminder: hugh is pronouced the same as hueg not the same as hue
>the robot literally says "zero one one zero one" when it is supposed to be speaking in binaryi know it is pedantic but it is shockingly retarded
>>742833321Isn't there an autohack module?
>>742833308I am a faggot and know exactly what I'm talking about. I posted proof but keep being wrong.
>>742833336
>>742833289That's...that's actually so much worse. The man is almost in his late 30's acting like he's 16. I'm not surprised though, that's most of the generation of men and women in their mid 20's to late 30's. None of them behave like adults.
RATE THE RUN
>>742833347wtf do you think binary is?
Wow happy ending they made it back to earth together alive
>>742833347>>742833398she said like two ascii characters
>>742833321Yes you can and it's faster, though sometimes a bit janky if you're sloppy with the mouse movement
>>742833347kinda like hearing someone say lol or lmao irl
>>742833394S
>>742833394SSS
>>742833321yes, mouse is so much faster, you can just drag it to the nodeswith controller you have to press buttons, can't even hold the button down I think
>>742833394B
>>742833191I have no stake in this discussion, but it sort of makes sense for social media because if you say something retarded, your name is attached to it. However, it makes zero sense for 4chan, because your identity doesn't persist through threads unless you go out of your way to make yourself identifiable. A lot of times I just leave a thread when I get sick of arguing with someone.
>>742833394B for below expectations.
>>742833394SComfy and non-annoying couch
>>742833362You might be straight actually
>>742833394A
>>742833394C
>>742833394B Diana is sexy
>>742833394AGot bit annoyed by couch
>>742833394Ci don't feel good nor bad about it
>>742833179UP IN DA CLUB
>>742833394C for cool enough
>>742833394F
>>742833394Snight time really is the only reliable time we are safe from dono begging
>>742833420Wow that's fucking stupid. I just assumed it would make you use keyboard buttons like the arrow keys or something. I never even tried mouse+kb.
>>742833412how the fuck else can you pronounce 0's and 1's?
>>742833394SSSthread was ZZZ though which is sad
>>742833394Z
>>742833510boop and beep
>>742833508kek yeah I did my first playthrough with controllerthe did lunatic on m+kb and it was so much easier
CHOKE
>>742833475
>>742833394>he put diana in her skin tight suit afterSorry, but its a S now
>>742833510based retard
>>742833309You're literally a faggot who doesn't know that >>742832634 the one on the left is only called a tank top even though the one on the right can be referred to as either a tank top or a wife beater. You need to die.
>>742833510Beep beep boop
>>742833394AA bit long, but the runner was reasonably skilled and the couch wasn''t obnoxious. Also, uoh.
>>742833510pee and poo
>>742833528and this to you is the natural robot pronunciation???
>>742833394Gee I wonder what could be the reason for all these S's and A's, surely nothing to do with the loli character
Lunatic makes it a real game.
how is this their worst viewed event but above average for donations so far?
>>742833571You're a retard I already posted proof. >>742833065Keep crying
>>742833604butthurt troon lmao
>>742833558UP IN THE CLUB
LUNACHOKE
>>742833604
Yeah, I bet you do. You sick fuck.
>>742833623That doesn't prove anything, as I already stated. Dismissed, suicide, etc.
>>742833604diana is a child not a loli you nonce
god damn the writing is so ass
>>742833394Fpedophile game
>>742833604it was hilarious watching /v/ pretend to not be pedophiles during this games release when twitter and reddit troons were shitting on it
>>742833620The regular donators stayed.
>>742833661Proof you are a retard and the world agrees with meYou must be ai or something
>>742833262https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/wife-beater-shirt-domestic-abuseYou don't because you don't know the origins of the wife beater. You cannot say you "know your shit' when you quote a fucking redditor who stereotypes rednecks as regressive bad guys who probably beat their wives and thinking the origin came from them.A wifebeater was created and intended as underwear, hard stop, it is tight fitting, made with ribbed cotton and that's what it's used for. Just because it's classified as a tank top, does not mean it's used as a common use tank top.This is just calling jeans, pants, and then implying jeans can be used for construction work purposes because they are pants.They are specific type of tank top that is unique form a normal outwear tank top. Simple as is.This is the square and rectangle argument, and you're fixated on the fact the rectangle is a square, and refuse to admit that it's also a rectangle and is different from the square. Dipshit.
>>742833620The donations are fake as hell and the worse they're doing the more they add game donations to try and make people feel like they should join in
>>742833394SSSpedophile game
SAY IT WITH ME
>>742833667>He thinks there's a difference
>>742833717I already posted proof my guy>>742833065There it is again for you
>>742833394A big B
>>742833620and a mysterious 10k donation from THE YETEE
Why does the runner look like Furio?
>>742833720>game donationsFake donations
Thank God, fuck off.
>>742833769Because it is him.
>everyone is super welcome to cry
>>742833763Okay illiterate nigger, you backed yourself in a corner, and you can't take the L.
>>742833394SS
>>742830163he's a speedrunner bro
Extra weird game to run as a grown man lol
Cute and Funny!
>>742833749FOREVERMORE SANTIANATOS
Wait how does the game end? Did Hugh really take a rogue AI back to earth or did he do the sensible thing and threw it out the airlock
>>742833620The """"donations"""" are just them recycling profits from their sponsors.
>jumpscared into a theatre kid segmentNo thanks. Closed.
>>742833394S. Couch was great.
>going from that run to seeing that facejesus christ
>>742833817AI reply
>Hello~Mute
>The theatre kids are doing bits at 1:30 AMGo the fuck to bed, and let us just chill to the waiting room screen+music.
man this really is just an event where no names do the runszwhere are all the big runners these days
That was a good improv from that theatre kid, their drama teacher would give good marks
First time seeing her this GDQ. She looks so much better without those shit bangs covering her forehead. She looks like she lost some weight?
>>742833857Anon, I...
Bruh.
>>742833620dont make me explain what a whale is
>nothing that is wetdamn
anyone else craving a red bull rn?
>>742833769You got a bee on your hat.
>>742833912Holy shit it's mario
>>742833394Genuine S run.
sex with this crone
>>742833903Dead, retired or making bank on their own channel. No reason to go to this dogshit anymore.
anyone else think red bull tastes awful?
>>742833857Not only does he send the rogue AI to Earth, he stays behind and dies. So she's all alone.
>>742833943I prefer monster
>>742833903Doing their own events.
if you've ever typed "cute and funny", "cunny", "uoooh", why havent you killed yourself yet?
>sticky minifigswait what the fuck is happening I have this shit on mute
>sticky mini figsUhhh
Anyone know if the upcoming games/runners are interesting or can I safely VOD watch now?
>>742833987you just typed those things tho
>>742833987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQS7BzRW_k
S-Sticky?
this is a strangely sexual segment
>>742833971>he stays behind and dies.>he doesn't know
i can't believe they put a cum stained tissue in there
>Something sticky? >Sticky question mark? Yes, Kungfu. Sticky on your face. It comes out sticky.
>>742833903>where are all the big runners these dayseither>banned for daring to question gdq staff>banned for being offensive>banned for not conforming to rules/culture>chose not to come because of how rigid the culture has become>chose not to come because they would be paying out of pocket AND losing money because they can't streamI've followed some former GDQ runners/commentators that are full-time streamers and the biggest things I've seen complained about are how rigid the rules are and how they have to basically pay out of pocket to do their job (being entertaining to strangers on the internet).At a certain point GDQ basically decided to stiff high-popularity runners/streamers because they had standards for coming, lower-popularity runners will pay their way because they think it's their ticket to blowing up their twitch career
>>742833943Kind of
God I hate this faggot shit so much I'm gonna go play video games.
>>742834064It's true, I don't. I didn't play it.
>>742834021do you know what an example is retarded pedophile cunt
>>742833986I like GrandPooBear's speedrun/kaizo events
Riveting television, this makes me want to donate thousands of dollars
>>742834120Shut up closet Pedo.You are the real child molester.
>>742833620Viewers that don't donate are meaningless.
>>742833970All the default energy drinks taste like sewer bile.
this useless scene is really making me crave a RedBull before bed to Give Me Wings.
Is this dude dominican?
>>742834149alright epstein
>>742834120rules are rules, you typed them so now you have to commit sudoku
>>742834089Basically this. If they weren't so rigid, I actually think more of them would come even if they paid out of pocket just for the charity which always looks good.
>>742833912First thing I thought too when I saw her
total theatre kid death
>>742834089ive also seen some GDQ runners say that they dont actually gain many more viewers as a result of goingso on top of everything else you said, these people pay out of pocket to stream a game and not even gain any more viewers as a result. its why all the runners for these games now are 30th place literal whos instead of world record holders
>>742833604Actually the reason is much more homosexual than you want to admit. It's S because 3 MEN with HE/HIM pronouns had FUN together.
Uhhh this is retarded
>>742834164>If they weren't so rigid, I actually think more of them would come even if they paid out of pocket just for the charity which always looks good.agreed with this, I can think of at least one or two big streamers whose main complaint is that it's basically a corporatized no-fun zone now.
Why doesn't anyone drink the red bulls?
>>742833903they dont like what gdq has turned into. I follow a few and they are actually cool dudes that do it as a fun hobby
WRAP IT UPWE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE
If you watch GDQ long enough, you'll learn the entire staff is just theatre kids that are mentally stunted at the age of 16 and never moved on from theater. They also are all narcissistic and need attention.
I would fuck the hag making them get retarded pieces of paper out of boxes
>>742834163imagine typing this outimagine being this subhumandiscord pedotroons need to rope asap
>>742834175>ive also seen some GDQ runners say that they dont actually gain many more viewers as a result of goingthis is 100% true, even the people who get raided at the end of GDQ lose 99.9% of the viewers almost immediately, which is honestly impressive
Yes, Kungfu. Get on your knees.
look at these happy people living their lives and having fun. makes me sick.
This is like something the 2nd grade teacher makes the kids do
There's no way it takes this long to hand out a couple microphones and boot up a video game
Wow. 1:30AM and this is what they're choosing to do and what we're watching. Amazing.
>>742834053
GET OFF IT
the staff orgies must be so insane man
Holy shit MOVE ON
Looking forward to the first horror game next. Although EW2's open world aspect kind of ruined the atmosphere for me.
I bet someone eats those marshmallows.
>>742834164Like actually being in GDQ is actively harmful for you.>actually go there instead of streaming at home>have too much fun on stage>get canceled for.. swearing on mutt prime time?
>>742834064>grind through 12 hours of bullshit>get one extra line>probably 12 years before they release something, and it's going to be fucking annoying like cabin on your back cracking faggot marvel quips all playthrough long if it's not 8 I will fucking riot
>>742834405Right. Before it went full corporate, they could get away with more and do their things.
>>742834359Holy shit. Spike looks fucking terrible. He looks like he aged ten years in one year. What's even worse is none of them are really attractive except KFFC, and that's not saying a lot.
>artists and makerswhat's the difference
>>742834278>sterile safe space corporate friendly event that banned all fun havers >people having funGet the fuck outta here with nu agdq. It died with Bonesaw years ago. I do not forget.
>>742834238why are you so defensive? is it because youre a pedo?? i think you should kill yourself
My favorite part is we're behind schedule :)
Any good runs incoming?
>>742834359>blacktastic not included>they are taking precautions since they know
Do you think they rehearsed these segments?
>>742834436Adef looks like he fucks hard and gives great aftercare tho
>Humiliation ritual >Infantile fetish >Treating grown adults like toddlers>Talking like toddlers
>>742834358
>>742834438artists draw and makers create non-drawings
Dear god she should never do that voice ever again
am I watching a kids show
>>742834432>cabin on your back cracking faggot marvel quips all playthrough longgods no...
>>742834238unrelated but what are your thoughts on dusk
>>742834481
I want to fuck her while she's dressed up as a witch and talking like that
That was a hard watch
it's not that funny bro
>>742830035Praise the Lord, a mixed day! I knew by aureum vein from digital kind strangers couldn't die out that easily!
>>742834487Jaidlyn legs
>>742834480I don't even think they scripted these segments
>>742834405I mean, this actually has happened to streamers that have several thousands of viewers
>doesn't immediately go to the runhave they seriously not set it up yet are they fucking retarded
>next runner is insanemight be cool
>>742834525post you're cock let's see if it's bigger than his
>>742834474he's on prizes
>>742834487The infantilization of adults is always especially apparent during GDQ. Like when the hosts go "Okay everyone it's time for a break, so make sure you have a drinkie winkie and get your blankies ready" in that addressing-toddlers voice
>>742834525Why can't someone find his real address?
hey guys remember that one year they figured out how to set shit up while the previous run was going so intermission barely lasted more than 10 minutes that one year?just a funny rememberance
>>742834525I'm in this screenshot
>>742834359just threw up a bit imagining this
>>742834525We're doing god's work.Reddit cannot objectively rate the runs so we have to. They can't say a tranny runner is shit and obnoxious without getting down voted and their account permanently bricked.
>>742834436its funny spike has maintained the same exact slob look for like 15 years
>>742834573they allocate extra time for the run in case they fuck up too badly during it, so the extra time is spent trying to gather money for some kikes who send maybe a doctor or two to some ebola-infested fuckhole to bring back novel viruses and bacteria to civilization (assuming they don't get killed and eaten by the locals for interfering with whatever child rape cannibal festivals they have going on)
I find it interesting that frozenflygone and others have basically been relegated to frost/flame fatales
>>742834632They had an actual tech staff back then.
>>742834635based
i usually have a pretty high tolerance of shit but that last segment had honestly convinced me to close the streami honestly cannot remember the last time that had happenedand i was there that one esa where they had that thot run metroid and sat through the whole thing
>>742834405So previous GDQ goers who are also highly successful streamers (or just has a high paying job) have literally said that they lose more from going there for a week than a month streaming.>said by people like distortion2/mexicanrunner/sinister1/chrism
>>742834690they were "promoted"
>>742834234I'd put something else in the box for her to grab, if you know what I mean
>>742833620Greetings from Germany, long time viewer first time donator here
>>742834604They're workers, showmen, tard wranglers, they're having a gig to run and that's about it. You cannot see a hint of passion behind the fake smiles and embarrassing jokes. They certainly see gamers as malfunctioning overgrown teenagers, drooling retards and incels. They do not have any sympathy for the medium and its community. That's why AGDQ became what it is today. Pure contempt and hypocrisy. To anyone with two brain cells its obvious that charity events aren't really about charity and that the longer one of such event progresses in time the more leeches will attach themselves to it.
>>742834713i have not saved a goose post in years at this point, all of my stuff is like 5 years old. does he still post ridiculous stuff? I saw he recently took another stab at a real speedrun historian youtube channel
>>742834702and it was after covid toomaybe they got banned for being too efficientcant have good work ethic showing up others and putting them down
>pedos all spamming S for the ratingsthey should have made a tranny run ti
MOISTCRITIKAL??
>GDQ staff member on the couchIt's all so tiresome
>>742834775just like protoman
>No-Intro
>quick loadwelp
OMG not the heckin blood and gore!!
>more normal peopleWe still do that?
>>742834702Even if they get the setup up relatively quickly, they're not gonna say no to free shilling time
>>742834719>and i was there that one esa where they had that thot run metroid and sat through the whole thingtbf that shit was LEGENDARY cringekinothe gdq theaterkid shit is just cringe and gay
>>742834913>>742834913>>742834913
>>742834681Spike looks like the kind of guy who farts in his wife's face unconsentually constantly and then when she gets pink eye and gets mad he says "I won't do it again" and then whenever he leans in for a kiss with her next he rapidly turns around and farts in her face again and as she storms out he yells "that was the last time babe!! I swear!!" But it's totally not the last time stillAlso he definitely lets his wife know every time he took a huge shit and how smelly it was and repeatedly dares her to go in the bathroom and smell rancid dump smellAlso yes I know he's divorcing already :D
>>742834865>Spend time with the polyNot even surprised.
I'm not migging, this is boring
>>742834947Oddly specific
>immediately dies when hitting max replies and won't be bumped anymoreReal organic event on /v/ right there.Don't worry my post won't be seen too much since the thread is sinking to pg10 :)
>>742834947Someone actually married this person? I always imagined he was living in his parents basement with them begging him to get a real job and to stop putting so much time into his "speedgame thing". He does not seem like a functional adult at any stage.
Why the vicious attacks and shit spreading on individuals from agdq? It's one thing to make fun of what happened to AGDQ but there's some bad vibes when you get a volley of posts talking about shit and piss and vile abhorrent stuff.
>>742835981Everybody miggers.
>>742836443>miggerswhat
>>742836587What do you mean what?They're miggers migging.You don't expect them to stay here when there's new bread to mig to.
>>742836672This is true. I'm migging on the bread right now.
