https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfo Now: PeakNext: VS. Super Mario BrosLater: Super Princess PeachPrevious: >>742849334
omelette du fromage
Miggin'
Migging>>742856621Thats fucking retarded then.
Yup, it's Peak.
Is this the thread?
MIG'd
3 cheers for all GDQ lovers!
le miggy
miggin
WTF AM I LOOKING AT?!
OUI OUI HON HON MIGGUETTE
I looked at the screen and now I have motion sickness! Why did nobody warn me??? I'm barfing everywhere!!!
just farted
Wait is this an actual woman??
I have no friends to play all these viral friendslop games. Am I missing out?
>>742856780kino
how is this a speedrun?
>>742856780This is what PEAK looks like :)
>>742856780this is PEAK
miggly
Cute avatar I'm cum
Speaking of Vtubers, how do you even find a comfy/fun vtuber to watch?Every time I've tried to watch some vtuber they either all just speak japanese or some other language, like 90% of English vtubers don't even play games they just do vlog and yap about IRL stuff.
>>742856716She has really big hands
I got this game in a bundle, gave it a proper chance, and I found it distasteful to play. I do not see the appeal.
ya des français ici?
>>742856815yes, it's fun with your bros
I will post a Z for every S I see for this vtuber trash
You may not like itBut this is what PEAK speedrunning looks like.
any franchmen who can explain what this is
Warning isn't big enough
>>742856835We're way past that standard.
>>742856815You don't need friends. Just join whatever lobbies you see posted online.
>>742856880Can you elaborate why virtual avatars make you upset?
and you fags were crying about the previous run
>>742856619I'll be honest this French foid may look busted but her accent is nice.Find it funny that these are probably the only two actual women I've seen this entire event
>>742856904Add more than one just in case.
>>742856873for you
>>742856856Yamada no
>>742856703never forgyetee
>>742856835We had a guy do a spot the difference auto scroller yesterday and fuck it up, at least this isn't on rails.
>>742856865find the ESLs who aren't well spoken enough to chat much and go straight to the game. that is the peak vtubing experience
>le poot
>>742856880oh yeah?? well buddy I won't do anything at all!!!
I want to fuck thisDon't care about the biohole behind itI want to fuck THIS specifically
bros... I'm feeling sick.
fuck frenchies
>>742857045based
these girls are gonna scissor after this
>>742857045french peaktuber ahegao...
The runners avatar is freaking me the fuck out. I don't like this>>742856865i just stick to Hololive for the most part. All of them are at least guaranteed to be decently entertaining.
>>742857053Lol why are you staring so intensely at the screen?
>>742857061I will
>>742857045based anon
>>742856865Vtubers are cancer. Find a 38-year-old boomer with around 100 viewers. Those are the no bs kino streamers.
>>742857061Fuck ze French
>>742857114Hololive is too corporate for me, it's like watching crap like Asmon.
>>742857114>Hololive >EntertainingYeah back in 2021 maybe.
>>742857045tdmCHAD.... i kneel.....
These ladies have some very soothing voices. I might take a nap while they're on
Who even play this game ? Nobody except trannies and they accept this kind of games to have trannies on stage. FUCK OFF
>>742857061Fickt die Franzosen.
>>742856619I'm in.
I never realized how sexy outrageous french accents were.
>>742857250this game sold like 20 million copies
>>742857250As much as I'd like to agree this was a big fotm game in general, it's not surprising it got in.
>>742857250>One of the best-selling games of 2025>Not a tranny in sightRope. Now.
I'm gonna say it: The audience screaming bit is pretty funny.
>>742857250>he missed out on the peak threads here
>male french accentmost obnoxious thing you'll ever hear>female french accentsexiest thing you'll ever hear
>>742857250>Anon admits to missing out on friendslop I'm sorry you're so lonely and without friends
>>742857360oui çe l'est
>>742857250The guy without friends outside himself
What are you playing while you watch?
>>742857364The gay ERP threads that became delete on sight because they got so bad?
>>742857315It's a cointoss. But here it does add quite a bit.
Oh they're rolepalying when they take damage. I was wondering what the fuck was happening
her peak model is cute>>742857360you hear the distant cries of the souls of every French person ever (they all went to hell)
>>742857379either you're not gay or bi (or a woman) or you never met the right french guy but male french accents can be sexy as fuck
Imagine the stench of these french girls in their poor AC-less homes during the ongoing heat wave.
this game makes no sense.
>>742857379this, but the other way around
>>742857159>>742857061who let you out of your cage
>>742857480you climb a mountain and sometimes find treats and gadgets that help it's not very complicated
>>742856523t-this is is a they/them?!?!
>>742857379Women love thick euro accents
>>742857468French people have a healthy diet. Their sweat doesn't stink like Amerifat sweat.
>>742857534uhh wah de hehl did he mean by this?????
>>742857468Don't make me erect, last summer it wasn't hot enough for heat stress fuelled tantric sex.This summer it is but I have no gf
>>742857379I feel like you can say this about most accentsAnd and I say that as a bisexual
>>742857468It was so nice to live in Scandinavia during the heatwave. All of Europe burned and meanwhile we had the best summer in years.
>>742857534I see.... so the whole game is just free climbing? is this a let's play or a real speedrun then?
https://www.twitch.tv/gdqrunner1bhttps://www.twitch.tv/gdqrunner1chttps://www.twitch.tv/gdqrunner2c>This video is unavailable. (Error #5000)hm...
>we do not like success in this countryI can get a french gf?!
>>742857468The heatwave is over
So umm… you can met French cuties like nimelya if you play this game?
>>742857627What's that?
I don't understand these zoomer games. This looks the same as Minecraft to me.
>>742857480Your stamina shares a bar with hunger/weight/status debuffs etc. necessitating management of all of these to have enough stamina to climb. She's doing speedrunning bullshit to make all of this negligible.It's pretty elegant design anon, you should try it.
>>742857709and I bet you think fortnite is just minecraft with guns
>>742857704GDQ tech, in their infinite wisdom, handles remote streams by just having each feed a separate twitch streamThey used to be publically accessible but now they're errored for (((reasons)))
>>742857698Absolutely! The game is even on a peak discount right now! Only on SteamTM.
What a pointless game to speedrun
Rate PEAK
RATE PEAK
>>742857528I dragged my cage here I'm actually just from a related thread but you liggers are alright
>>742857879C
>>742857792Isn't it?
>>742857879>>742857880S
>>742857815I only buy games on gog...
>>742857879A for A cute
>>742857709>This looks the same as Minecraft to me.You sound like my dad. How tf does this look like Minecraft when the world isn't made of cubes?
>>742857879>>742857880SSS
>>742857413Arknights.
>>742857879>>742857880Bcute frenchies playing a mid game
>>742857879>>742857880Z
>>742857879BAlso sex with french foids
>>742857879>>742857880B
>>742857879>>742857880A for cute Accents and the rare run I didn't have to mute at some point
>>742857879A
>>742857879>>742857880F for Fuck the FrenchI spit on Joan of Arc
>>742857879B
>>742857880>>742857879B
>>742857879>>742857880I'm givin' her a B.
>>742857413Neverwinter Nights, still. At least my inventory got cleaned up :^)
>>742857879>>742857880A
this shit is so faggot compromised
>>742857879ZZZ
>>742857879>>742857880B+
>>742857879Eh B
>>742857879>>742857880SSS .
>>742857879>>742857880A I like le french accents and peak is a cute game
>>742857879a
>>742857879A>>742857915You can't just rate everything a C anon!
>>742857879I'm doin' him a B
>Apologizing for long set up timeWe won't be seeing this donation reader again
>>742857808>They used to be publically accessible but now they're errored for (((reasons)))It's because anons just had to tweet at flygon & her husband
i wish these absolute cretins would get punched in the face everytime they did this trans rights bullshit fucking faggots
Do these ratings even matter anymore? They guy making the chart fucked it all up reversing the scores to be a troll.
>>742857413Max Payneis this actually going to get a remake like remedy promised in 2022?
>>742857879BThough a low B
>>742858106Anon they never mattered.
>>742857879Cshort enough.
>>742857879>>742857880french
>>742857879>>742857880Would take my chance fucking the VTuber10/10 accents
>>742858106>They guy making the chart fucked it all up reversing the scores to be a troll.Source?
>>742857879A. Speedrunning, cute.
>>742858106how new
i just tuned inwhat the FRICK is this?
>avatarfagBUT>cute frog accentsstill would
>welcome back to peak
>>742858160>They guy making the chart fucked it all upfalse flag
>>742858169
>>742858106literally just stop taking them so seriously. thats what chart anon is trying to teach you. start a member's only speedrun rating site if you want serious ethics in speedrun rating
>>742858169A sex icon
>>742858169her PEAK avatar.
>>742858106retard
>>742858169One of the two foids (female) of the entire event
Peak? More like Bleak.
>>742857880F for fuck I hate the french
>>742858218his name is chart fag and he is a nonce
>>742857879D - no remote runs pls
>>742858169My Peakwife
>>742858169how are we on /v/ and so many of you haven't seen what the PEAK characters look like
wait wtf. that was faster than the "real" run.
I need to put my penis inside this french woman's pussy
>>742858169My onahole
>>742858290>implying any of us have friends to play this game with
>>742857879>>742857880C
>>742858272>barafag>nonce
>>742858218Wow I sure learned my lesson Learned to never trust anyone to not be an obnoxious faggot.
>>742858106>muh ratings integrity!
2Cute
>>742858326its a different category
lot of unkempt faggots itt
god her voice is so cute
>>742858290>friendslopthat's why.
>>742858160
I miss the good times
>>742858160he was right to do so thougheverbeit.
>women are minorities
She bout a cry gurl Im crine too now eeeee
>>742858364how new? he's done this in the past as well. every time he sees unironic ass hurt over ratings he fucks with the chart to increase the ass hurt
did her accent somehow get thicker? this is fucking incomprehensible
>>742858439get that fake faggot shit outta here nigger
>>742858363>he doesnt know
>>742858439nice bait nigger
>>742858475There's less of them compared to trannies so yeah
>>742858439you almost had me you silly goose
>>742858491At this point I am confident they do it on purpose
Nice speech :)
>>742858505>>742858495This is what was posted in a previous thread
oui oui will dream of french girls to-night
>>742858106Fucking kek. This dude actually takes the ratings seriously
This host is such a homo
>>742858439>PREGmataDiana sex?
>>742858542not everyone is on these threads 24/7 you hapless retard
>>742858542Well thank God you're gonna post it in every thread so none of us miss it for the fifteenth time!
If you liked that you're going to love Ali_Robotnik's run coming up soon.
WHAT
Gay fag thread
>>742858568agreed, fuck this. wheres the women?
>>742858659is that why you're here
>>742857198tdm? wassat mean?
>>742857879D
I bought the gay cheeriosAsk me anything
how long would you last in a fight against Super Mario?
Why is Corvimae's name constantly on screen? Does he pay for all the shilling?
>>742858636>>742858581They asked for source, I provided
>>742858718some /trash/ thing like HMOFA, don't bother
>>742858786He would stomp me like a koopa.
>>742857915you CAN just rate anything a C, anon
>>742858831ah i see thanks for answering
>>742858106Sorry bud, here you go.
>>742858778Are you circumcised?
https://taskinoz.com/gdq/Post 'em.
>>742858778Hugo?
French foids owe me SEX
>>742858580Yeah they made Diana real and then the runner had sex with her on stage while getting world record
>>742858778thoughts on this cat?
>HOLY MOLY!!
>>742856904this isn't what you asked for. sorry
Why does everyone at GDQ insist to talk like children?
>>742858927>not showing the actual rating and just using box-plotsbased
>>742859004Sex icon
One day I want to attend a GDQ just to feel like a chad for once in my life. Just dressing decently and having good posture puts me above 99% of the spergs there.
>actual arcade machinekino incoming
I'm kneeling...
>>742859076Faggots, homosexuals, positivity cults are all afraid of escalation or strong opinions
>>742858984
oh shit this looks kino already
why is remote block always so kino
>>742856619More like Super Incest Peach!
Kosmic doing this gay shit because a bunch of zoomers mogged him at his own game
>>742859094they would feel your chud aura instantly and ban you
SSS
>>742859076>insist to talk like childrenWhy do ESLs insist on posting here?
but why
holy fucking soul
>versus mario bros>there is no versus mode
>real fucking arcade machine with muffled noises and scanlinesWe're SO fucking back
>crotch cam
>wearing a cap indoorshuh
The kino to cringe whiplash is killing me here
This runner sounds like Daniel Wormald
>>742859094Emanating a potent aura around you that dispels trans runners called "deodorant"
how much does an arcade machine like that cost?
>>742859227It's you versus the game itself.
>>742859206Still not as gay and retarded as using a keyboard for this game
The posture cam is crazy.
kino run
Damn Nimelya has a huge schnozz
I glazed over their explanation; what is VS Mario?
>arcade runKino run
>>742859227Your high scores are competing.
holy shit I used to play on this same cabinet at the doctors office like 30 years ago
This is kino
>>742859094I wonder if any of the people running thought this about themselves.
>>742859313its more jewish
>>742859313Arcade port/sequel of SMB1. It has new levels, a lot of them were later implemented in Lost Levels. It's really Super Mario Bros. 1.5.
You now notice the smudge on the cabinet monitor
>>742859094AGDQ 2027 is actually in my city and I'll probably go just to see what it's like.
this is the good stuff
I'll be back in 30
>OMG A CABINET KINO>what do I think of the run? I donno I don't watch
>>742856619>didn't link the Twitch streamcmon nigga
>Mario J
>>742859345>arcade cabinet in a doctors officeThat just sounds like a vector for spreading viruses
>>742859391>le kEANO!!!!>haha so big epic
>>742859376You now notice my dick in your mouth
>>742859267For an official old machine in even half decent condition it can easily get in to the $1000+ range, if you just want an arcade machine though there's plenty of cheaper modern cabinets you can grab for a few hundred and load with your own games, SNK even sells brand new half cabs
>>742859412I imagine it's because it's easier to block ads on youtube
This run is really creepy and awkward. I'm getting backroom vibes.
>>742859417it was a different time also it was pediatrics so there were germs everywhere anyway
>>742859313it's the mario that japan released to US markets to see if gaijin would enjoy the game before ramping up their efforts to sell it on the NES in the US
>>742859478the youtube stream feels fucking weird though, I much prefer the twitch
>>742859483so true fellow zoomtard
He seems to suck at game. Did they picked below top10 runner again just because he has arcade console?
>>742859483this. liminal af
>>742859483ts be spooky
>>742859313reskin of doki doki panic
>>742859501They got rid of those wooden cubes on the wire toys from doctors offices because it was spreading sickness
I'ma rapea you princess! Wahoo!
CHOKE
>>742859412Anybody who wants to watch on Twitch set up Streamlink years ago and doesn't even load up the website anymore.
Did anyone hear that mario coin sound?
IT'S OVER
>>742859483like when the screen goes black you could see smile dog in the reflection at any second... shit's fucking haunted dude
Choke....
>>742859541I'd rather watch this than another tranny filled undertale ripoff.
I bet he's like the only person running thisg ame as nobody else can actually afford a cabinet like this.He's no Billy Mitchell chad.
>>742859541He is unironically 19th on the SMB1 leaderboard now despite being the former WR holder
>WR mentioned>Choke
WR HOYP
MERCY KILL IT
>i might get world rec-ACK!
>>742859250kek, he really does
KINO CHOKE!! epic for the win
>>742859590No..?
Are you excited?
>>742859580I blame the jews
>>742859637
>>742859684Oh god, not a Pokemon run, they're always the worst of the worst every single year.
>>742859684how much to name all that niggers?
>>742859483She back on my rooms til I liminal in her vibe
>>742859684I'll probably watch a bit. Going to watch a kino after Super Princess Peach, though.
>>742859684fuck you I was vibing
>>742859684This tonight? It'll be nice that I can watch something else before bed instead of this shit
>>742859684No keizaron no watch
>>742859684You just reminded me that Keizaron came back as a host during RPGLB. Wonder why he hasn't returned to GDQ?
>>742859773no werster no watch
>>742859684I'm going to bed soon but hey enjoy bros :)
>>742859684bring back overnight jrpg runs
>>742859803he's at GDQ right now
>>742859684So excited I'll probably fall asleep.
>I wanted to go for the high score recordAnd yet you're still speedtrannying, curious!
>>742859684nah
2 chokes.
>>742859684>we don't run the good old classic speedrun games anymore (since like 7 years now) because people are tired of them>oh btw here's one of our 4h pokemon runs we have EVERY SINGLE eventSomeone explain this to me
>>742859625https://www.speedrun.com/vssmb?h=Warpless&x=xd1m1rzdHe's second place in the proper leaderboard and first using an actual cabinet. Keep in mind this version has different more difficult stages than regular smb1
>>742859773based taste
>>742859541This is Kosmic you’re talking about. KOSMIC!!One of the best SMB1 players, nearly a full leaderboard sweep of Lost Levels. How tf do you not know Kosmic??
>>742859684>4 hours
>>742859684Thanks anon, now I know when to take a break and run some errands.
>>742859803>>742859837Some anon yesterday was saying that he got fired by GDQ for speaking out against their clique culture but couldn't provide any proof
seeing someone play vidya in profile is making me rethink this hobby
>>742859684PETE
1 more life... does arcade have continues?
>>742859865Pokemon brings in the most donations every time.
I wonder how you get into speedrunning on old tech like this, you have to have moved from the normal game to it, right?
>>742859852Playing for score in Mario is maybe even gayer than speedrunning it tbqhwys
>>742859903this is peak performance
>>742859913its jewish do the math
I hope he has some quarters.
>>742859903You'll be here forever
>>742859865autists donate like mad during pokeruns
>>742859917And so do all the classic speedrun games, but they stopped showing those
>>742859819Jarvis, inject this smug cunt with military grade stimulants, tie him down to his chair and donate 666 dollars for a pokedex pokemon cry donation with a trans rights at the end.
>>742859903This is why you should only play video games alone in your dark room.
>>742859898That's any workplace anywhere on planet earth
Board games done quick after this?
>>742859929He did in this case, yes.
>>742859903It's just a dude sitting you over sensitive baby Jesus christ man
>>742859883He's washed bro.
This is fucking based how the hell did GDQ allow this?
This is boring, but it's too hot to play video games.
>CRTUgghh.... SOVL...
CartridgeBlowers? More like CockBlowers
rate my balls
>>742859898>but couldn't provide any proofyeah I bet his uncle also works at nintendo
>game has a built-in score system>a PERFECT way for people to compete and do leaderboards with>instead you decide to do something arbitrary like speedrunning instead of using scores????
based clip
>>742860027>too hot to play video games.w-what?
>>742859903>regular white guy in his 20s>jeans>non-descript T-shirt>ball cap on to hide the balding>build of a man that goes to the gym once a week but noncommittallyHe's the truest gamer I've ever seen
i rather the ESA approach of having the same 4 runners do like 12 runs than filling time with a 4hr pokiman borefest wtf are they thinking?
>>742860050B
>>742860027Turn on your AC bro
enough about cosmic. wheres cosmo?
>>742860050A British girl once told me my cock was like a 3/10 because it was too small....
>>742860101>20skosmic has to be in his 30s by now
>LCD monitor:|>CTR:OWhy?
Focus M
>>742859903It's pretty hard to maintain good posture as a gamer. People joke about it but you have to be actively focusing on how you're sitting while playing, and that will obviously impact how well you perform.
>>742860101>Kosmic>20sAnon, I...
>>742860050C for cancer
>>742860170um... because CRTs have a GUN which is based.
>>742859541Are you retard? Between kosmic and the best SMB player, there is only 1,281 second difference. SMB is so optimized, that they have count frames to get time.
>>742860018More like more focused on being one of the most successful speedrun YouTubers than being a WR grind monkey
>>742860170one contains a soul the other doesn't
Ugh... it's never happened before, huh? Riiiiight... but seriously GDQ, this is why I love ya!
What a choker
>>742860170Because Crash Team Racing is based
KWAB
RESET
time to retire unc it's so over
>Game Over in fucking SMB1ZZZ
ULTRACHOKE
>>742859978could be interesting. i get the sense that the real festivities are happening outside the speedrun room
Uncbros,,,
Super Mario Bros...
>normal human againmanlet bros... we're not.... normal humans???
>>742859903It's the shrimple life
>Mario run>Keeps mentioning WR pace in the first minute of the game>Fucks up>Remainder of the run is talking about annoying patterns if he was still on WR paceWtf is this commentary.
AAA
chokefest
>WR RUNKEKWAB
>>742860353we warned you to eat your mushrooms lil bro
>>742860238>Yeah this guy who used to dominate his game might suck now but he makes worthless slop content so it's okayHmmm... reminds me of a certain Australian GoldenEye runner
>posters here are simping for this chokerkek
The run's category is now NGMI
Deathless would have been based but dying multiple times and using a continues is very unbased. Very sad, this is the worst mario 1 run on any GDQ arcade machine or no
>>742859978>Monopoly Any% is just one dude getting every property in trades and bankrupting everybody the moment they land on any property
ok that was based
>time for more?>uh im actually considering suicide so...
>1 life>scariest levelHe willed that Choke
>>742860409Name content that isn't slop
ClutchUnc redeemed
wait... mario kinda slick with it...
>>742860050plum/10
>>742860471My diary desu
>>742860409yea but Kosmic didnt get BTFO in court by a guy named Billy
>>742860497Jane?
>swimming levels
I just noticed that white Mario has a huge boner
>>742859832no, please god no. i want to experience weird runs at night, not some boring rpg
>>742860510He got BTFO by a broccoli haired zoomer and a Brazilian which is arguably even more pathetic
>>742860510post the real one
>>742860363JEREMY MKW MOMENT
thread moving so fast no one will notice I farted
>>742860540>Water in the fire, why?!
SMALL GODS RISE UP
>>742860553lookin kinda sexy too
>>742860262>that retarded tendie yesterday trying to say CTR was shit during the Bomberman kangaroo runI didn't even reply
>>742860634Why does it smell so bad in here?
>>742860634I've been sick and just non stop farting and shitting for the past week
>>742860497
>>742860705Sounds like Covid.
Had anyone ever fucked up a run and just started crying?
It's kind of interesting how in most games turtles are evil.
>>742860742the mario sunshine run from a couple years ago, he even got taunted by a tranny
>>742860761t. hare
>>742860761Never trust a turtle
>>742860742>He hasn't seen the ASM incident
>>742860409Or rwhitegoose, Linkus, AverageTrey, SummoningSalt, etc
>>742860742Yeshttps://youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?si=Z9pvsRNVXFpJPNrV&t=2840https://youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?si=Z9pvsRNVXFpJPNrV&t=2840
>>742860761turtles got us kicked out of the garden of eden
>>742860761Stop noticing...
>>742860742
>>742860840>"What are you going to do about that?"
>>742860792>>742860840he did the sneedful and redeemed himself from what I remember at a later gdq also holy fuck that was 4 years ago
Rate Small Mario bros
can we go back to french girls playing fun games
>>742860941A
>>742860941K for Kosmic
>punchy doing a showcase about a random gameWhy is he allowed on GDQ every event despite doing crap runs?
>>742860941C
>>742860941A for the novelty
>>742860941B not bad
>>742860942you can go find their streams whenever you want. but they arent coming back to this gdq
>>742859803he's there as an attendee
>>742860941C for Choke City
>>742860941It was bit of a trainwreck but it was entertaining run. A
>>742860941S OVL
>>742860941S for the arcade machine
>>742860941A for Ario
>>742860941B due to chokes, the rest was fine.
>>742860941B+
>>742860941D. shitty sound effects gave me a headache.
>>742860941A for clean your monitor you lazy ass
>>742860941B
>>742860941A, choked but it was fun and chill
>>742860941C for CHOKE
>>742860941C for using Continues for Chokes
>>742860941B, due to repeat chokes that you wouldn't see from people who speedrun from NES SMB1.
>>742860941A for Arcade
>>742860761Such as?
>>742860941C hoke
>>742860941B too many chokes
>>742860941S
>>742860941S actuallyFresh, fun, the runner is adorable and has nice biceps. Cute.
>>742860941B since he chokedCool run though, carried by the gimmick
>>742860941B, would've been easy A without the choking
>>742861090Mario Kart, Mario 64... Mario
>>742860974there are way way way worse people getting runs at GDQ. Never mute or turn off stream if you don't believe me
I just come here to see the audience cringe
>>742860981Gonna rape you.
mario in the backrooms
>>742860941B for Bros.
Wow who cares
>>742861090mario bros wii U
Surely someone has written a creepypasta or SCP about the Minus World.
>>742861010no...
What if Mario was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the minus world
>>742860941A cool to see it on a cabinet, too bad he choked to death
>>742861182look at a mirror
gdq has become too corrupted for a sane person to watch: ads, shilling, constant extroverted reddit screaming, constant stream of donation reading, home shopping-like prize ad sections, loud, obnoxious theater kids intermissions.nahnah thanks
>people donated for that
>and shouts out to Ray FinkleAlrighty then.
I always wanted to buy a gauntlet dark legacy cabinet but they are hard to find, expensive as fuck and most don't ship and want me to travel across the country to pick them up. Shame. Thanks for subscribing to my blog.
>board game roomimagine the smell
>>742861325>triggered alreadyHit too close to home, troon?
>>742860941A. Good arcade run, couple chokes but were fun.
more like bored game room
That GDQ mascot is so fucking ugly it's insane.
>>742861328Dude, that has been the case since like 2018.
Dysgenics showcase let's gooo :)
Arcade cab runs are automatically S
This sounded like a PSA for wet dogs, I thought they were doing a bit
>>742861379If its like any game room at a convention, its bad
.........
How many people at GDQ use the gym?
>>742861328i honestly think they made the rest of the areas in the event more fun than the actual speedrunning portion of it. probably because they know speedrunning alone can only be entertaining for so long
>>742861402they tried too hard to make it trans instead of just making it cute
these board games sound much more interesting than having to sit in the horrific stream room the entire day
>>742861368At AGDQ 2025, Jeremy shouted out Bo Nix of the Denver Broncos after his run lol
>>742861442To be fair, if I were at GDQ I'd want to hide my face too.
>>742861162>>742861249Thank you for your list of evil turtles in video games
>>742861442it's so clear to me the only reason this is allowed is because there's a furry on staff. otherwise why tf would you put this in your charity event
>>742861402Just like them. That's why they like it
>>742861457im glad they found their target audience in you
>>742861431>autistsAND>rotting artificial vaginasAND>furries with used diapers
>>742859917SM race kill/save the animals used to be like 90% of the donations yet they were retarded enough to cut that off
Not joining your board game cult
Fuck the board game room, where's the arcade?
>>742861481honestly it's probably a pretty fun time to just kick the shit and banter, have a few drinksmeanwhile the stream room is shouting trans rights every 20 seconds and doing a 4 hour run of squirt squirt potty princess
>>742861442>there are furries in this very thread
what if someone at the table smells
replace the people in this segment with down syndrome kids doing finger paint and it would still fit the vibe
This is so preachy and gay. It's a fucking game room. There are hundreds of thousands of these across the country. You're not curing cancer.
Dude it's just board games
Heartwarming to see GDQ embrace their autistic daycare culture.
>>742861570You VILL play ze board gameAnd you vill be happy
RATE Transgender runners
>>742861648>>742861640please be patient the audience has autism
>>742861634What if someone at the table doesn't smell
>that one guy with the thousand mile stare playing cardsfuck i wish i screengrabbed that
>>742861442>Have to play with the extra large cards because you can't see shit through the mask
>guy does a bad run of SMB to the point he game overs>people rate it high A & BsSeriously? We used to have standards here that wasn't just "Is the runner a tranny Y/N".
oh fuck they have mahjong auto-tables? maybe i've been too harsh on gdq
>>742861328Anon, its been that way for a decade
>>742860941A for alright
>>742861736open the yt stream and rewind nigga
Board games SUCK, where are the fucking video games???
>>742861681SSS for strong, stylish and super!
>>742861746I rated it B for Bad
Man I don't fucking caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.Where are the video games?
Damn it would be a nightmare to socialize with these people
Why are they wasting time talking about the board game room that most people watching GDQ will never attend?
>>742861746There are 3 ranks higher than B. It's an adequate grade.
>>742861746He was still underestimate and it was a novel twist on a classic.
From how fucking long and preachy this is, I can only assume they are trying to boost in-person attendance at AGDQ 2027.
they're really hard up for bringing in new attendees. i imagine they used to sell out in the past. sad
Is Crokinole actually any good or is it just a meme?
She trying to look like an adult baby?
its still going
>>742861746gdq is a showcase, not a world record attempt
>AEW fan at the tranny and furry convention wearing his Assplay shirtKEK
just realized that 100% of the board game room was biological men
Why are they talking about board games?
>>742861746Score inflation is real and you either keep up with it or rage against the tide forever
This stinks of desperation to draw in physical attendees lmao
why were they all men talking about the joy of board games?
How'm I supposed to go the the boardgayme room if im watching the stream
RATE THE BOARD GAME ROOM
This reminds me I still regret not going to that Hololive event they had in London a while ago. Was the first thing in a while I was actually interested in something where I felt like I could meet cool people, but I didn't go for dumb reasons.
>>742861746If it's at or under estimate and the vibes are good, I don't care if the runner chokes a little.
>>742861746someone told me a day or two ago that>this is probably the best run of this event, so I'm rating it an Show stupid is that? it just means every event will have an "S" run even if it doesn't deserve it
why are they framing this board game room ad as if it's some dour make a wish foundation thing? how about you try making it look fun instead of being a rehabilitation center for friendless losers?
>>742861969D for rolling the dice on new attendees.
Spoiler alert: next run is trans
This section was legitimately loner than some of the speedruns. And that "uplifting, easy-listening" music playing in the background on a loop, yeesh.Still.As long as these fags are happy, I'm happy, too.Source: also a fag.
>>742861769It's so weird how GDQ went from autists, to normalfag pandering event, to mental illness autists pandering event
>>742861871Donations won't go to GDQ Inc.'s wallet but ticket money will! So buy that plane ticket and go to the venue to have fun!
Isn't super princess peach the game they said problematically depicted women
>>742861973>Hololive event>cool people
>>742861973>Hololive >could meet cool people
>>742861973>Was the first thing in a while I was actually interested in something where I felt like I could meet fellow pedophilesfixed
>>742862015can't wait
>>742860941A. choke fest but SOVL
>>742861969Z
>>742861969D
>>742861969The board game room might be an A but the people there are ZZZ
>>742860941C for choke
>you know what will draw in attendees? showing off our dark, gloomy autistic daycare room full of disgusting manchildrenJust shut it down.
>>742861969Asounds like fun, unlike actual GDQ
>>742861969D for didn't see warhammer
>>742862015And I hope theymst are also dressed like Princess Peach, otherwise I'm rating the run Z prematurely.
>>742862015>peach cosplayI bet it's the AGP thread spammer
>>742862000some anon mentioned this a day or two ago but I can't stop thinking it>ticket sales are down so they're really pushing the in-person experiencethey're trying anything they can to get people to start attending the event again
damn today's schedule is bleaknothing good
>>742861973>Hololive event>meet cool peoplelol what? just a bunch of fat losers who jerk off to vtubers. could've been interesting as a people-watching experience though
>>742862049>>742862050You say that, but genuinely it ain't exactly easy finding people with shared hobbies that are sincere. I'm not gonna judge them for being weird when I am also weird. I just want the old otaku camaraderie feeling back man
>>742862167pokemon??? the #1 gosling media franchise in the world?
Do they still have the cool import arcades or the pinball machines? I'd rather do thst than play board games in a musty room.
>this gay doing a princess peach cosplay>againWhy do trannies keep running in circles?
>Transformers: War For Cybertron>no-name game in the middle of the fucking day>right before big Pokemon run>almost certainly only approved because of the inevitable "TRANSFORMERS RIGHTS" joke they're going to make
>>742862180>my hobby is watching a 40 year old woman pretend to be a 13 year old girl while she takes money from other grown men
>>742861746i rate on overall "entertainment value". ratings aren't needed for "is it a good run", the time is the objective measure of that and it's pointless to care about that in a marathon where you're doing a no-reset run anyway
dogshit mascot
I'm starting to Plum...
>>742862336OH BOY I LOVE MORE THEATER KID SKITS WOOOOOOO
>>742862276Not him, but even with a retarded hobby like that I don't blame him. Normalfags look at us the same way we look at him.
>>742862276sounds a lot better than watch them become normies and thots, the monetary incentive ensures more foids decide to larp as anime girls
>>742862276If voice changers were good I'd do that too. No shame in severing a fool and his money.
>>742862161i'd go just to see what it's like if it was within three hours of where i live. definitely not getting on a plane just to go to gdq alone though
>>742862167Looking forward to Mother 1. Looked up the guy to see if it was a reprobate but it just seemed like a normal dude. Unfortunately, as he's alone with no couch he might get run over by the Host, but I don't know who it'll be since one isn't listed.
>>742862441Don't bother, it's clique central. If you aren't already in some autists "in-group" no rando there will play board games with you
>>742862336You know a mascot is shit when there is literally 0 porn of it after 10 years of existence
>>742862414I don't really care what normalfags think vtuber watchers are still the lowest of the low >>742862415>sounds a lot better than watch them become normies and thotsIt's literally the same thing the fact that you think that these girls are anything at all like you just means you're delusional
>>742862167>over 3 hours of sonicmega on donations, begging to do voice acting during pokemon>followed by two hours of JD Puppy on donationsReal sperg hours are about to commence
>>742862180There's no camaraderie to be found anywhere everything is fandom now.
>>742862180Don't listen to them. I met some cool people when vtubers first began becoming known in the West around 2019. People that I still check on to chat with occasionally and vice versa. Nothing wrong with seeking out enjoyers of the same hobby
>>742862336>choose a velociraptor as your mascot>make it look like a rainbow chicken
Is the announcer a black? He sounds like a black.
>>742861746i dont give a single thought to what i rate things, i just throw a letter out that feels right. someone always cries about it though, and thats pretty funny too
>>742862403I am always plumming. Every day. Every night, every hour, always.
>>742862276I have several hobbies and interests and yes, one of them that I enjoy is watching a woman sing and play games sometimes and I think the specific community around her and her colleagues seem fun. I'm not gonna tell you to do the same or say I'm not weird. Not sure what you wanna hear, man
>>742862403sexo mascot
>>742862571and when I'm done plumming, I plum some more!
>>742861973man you are so lost if you think going to a Hololive event is worth it, let alone watching that shit
Oh jesus christ…
PROTON JON???
>DUDE IN A SILK DRESS.webm
OH NO NO NO KEK
kill me now
Oh my god what is that thing on the couch
oh god, not this guy again
we can't keep doing this. reminds me of mr peach x robotnik cosplay at ESA last time
>>742862502my state is too conservative for it to ever be nearby anyway
cute!
The reason theyre losing money is it takes 5 fucking years between each run
Do you think people donated for the incentive not knowing it'd be a dude in drag?
what the fuck
Who the fuck donated for that tranny to troon out
lmfao
Why is that dude doing a joke girl voice
Somehow the most predictable thing in the world has happened.
>>742862621>>742862621>>742862621
why are peachfags like this?
>>742862598>Not sure what you wanna hear, manI just want you to be less pathetic
incoming Z
>>742862243Autism
Is the runner wearing the peach dress in a "haha funny pink dress" kinda way, or is he actually a troon? I can't tell.
>>742862167just gotta make it to banjo tooie
>>742862151I feel so validated right now.Instant SSS it is then.
>>742862503Take that back.
>>742862702>She/herYou should always take these freaks at face value. They are insane.
>>742862702>haha funny pink dresswouldnt be allowed
>>742862702>she/herit's not a bit, though the cosplay was donation incentive. kinda feels like some kink thing where they get off on the idea of people paying to see them in a dress
something about this princess seems off
>>742862702It's always done seriously
>the woman attacks using her exaggerated emotionsWhat did Nintendo mean by this?
>thought the estimate was 35:00>it's 1:35:00
>>742864068Better get comfortable, after the Transformers game I've never heard of we've got 4 hours of pokemon.
