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Migged...but at what cost?
>>742978619faggot
>>742978295ZZZ
MIG!
OP, if you were any gayer, you'd be running something at gdq
Fuck I thought this was sonic dreams collection
ESA TAKEOVER
>>742977470>>742977470here's the real thread
Early mig
Even the music is ripped off from fall guysLMAO
>ESA
IM A HEADBANGA
There is something mentally wrong with ritual posters.
>no troonscomfy speedrun night
>Trans Rights Baby. Everyone is welcome at GDQ. And is that doesn’t mesh well with your worldview. I suggest you get educated.What did he mean by this? Which university do I need to go to?
ESA kino at GDQ
I bet they were specifically told to not bring even allude to ESA
Giant enemy crab
>>742984572Seen you in a few threads already, new ritual?neat. We needed some new blood.
are we ever getting a good sonic RPG?
>>742984590nobody wants to hear about Europoor Sexual Assault marathon
Black Joy
Is this game just the sonic version of Evil Within 2? A little girls imagination is being used to power an alternate reality machine that needs to be rescued?
>>742984572
>>742984693UNABASHEDLY BROWN
>not even argick's turbo babble can cure my sleepynessIt's so over
a lot of ritual posts from previous GDQs are MIA this yearit's overeveryone and everything is dying
I haven't watched a single second of GDQ this yearis there a run from this marathon that's actually worth watching and not just "it was good in an island of shit"?
>>742984735Seriously how does he talk so much
>>742984750Thirsty Suitors
>>742984749name 7 million missing rituals.
what the fuck is apple arcade
>wont play as Amy Rouge or CreamBut why
What the fuck is with the high pitched beep?
>>742984750who gives a fuck what you did or didn't you retard
>>742984750cute doto
>>742984749The only one i havent seen is runescape guy, but i think he stopped because they actually had a runescape run
CREAAAAAM
>>742984749I'm surprised the threads are as active as they are. This year SUCKS
>>742984809no kys look it up urself
>>742984830I asked a question
>>742984749Ritualposting is reddit trash though
Seeing Tim brings a smile to my face>>742984672>Hires the guy banned from ESA for sexual harassment
>>742984762Sonic autism manifests in mysterious ways.
i dont understand how the sonic franchise has stayed alive for so long when all the games are bad
>>742984695Please do not post lewd images in the thread as I will get aroused then have to fap, which will distract me from enjoying the run and shitposting with other anons in the thread. Thank you.
>>742984868Hey NTA but I want to apologize on his behalf that’s actually my step brother and his vape pen ran out a few days ago and he’s been pretty bummed out about it. He’s scared to go outside and get a new one so he ordered one online so once it gets here he should be in a better mood.
>>742984762he sniffs powdered irnbru before getting on stage.
>>742984749>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
cream the rabbit needs her own game already
Tinytim is still alive?
>>742984572>Everyone is welcomeI don't think they are mate
>>742984750
>fun 3D Sonic game>lot of content and characters too>Sega decides to lock it entirely behind a business model nobody likesIt's like they're allergic to success. Just throw this on digital stores for like $10
>>742984916They have enough turbo autists that will buy every game to stay alive no matter how shit they are.
this year sucked because they managed to somehow iron out every single possible controversial moments like questionable steam friend adds and on screen personalitiesthere's just nothing really to shitpost or kino over
>>742984986based yugioh player
>>742984987Perhaps a....babysitting one?
>>742984951Would
are trannys really this fragile?
>>742984994Tinytim is eternal.
>prime time>not even 33kLOMA
Tinytim looks like some frail old man about to fall asleep/die on the couch. Kek
>>742985036this site fucking hated the years that you’re now calling the golden years when they were happening, accept that you just hate everything
>>742985059But if you say cis it's ok
>>742985036I just like watching the speedruns.
>>742984929I know sonic girls are hot girl heaven, but please have some self control.
>>742985036Do you faggots really not enjoy just watching speedruns?
PICK AMY YOU COWARDS
was skenmy one of the people who tried to sabotage ESA?
>>742985059>wow they reacted to my reaction baiting in the expected way>i can’t believe this happenedyou’re just a moron aren’t you
>>742985106It's probably better that he's spending the summer in a country with air conditioning. The heat wave probably would've killed him
>>742985161Hmmmmmmmm, nyo
>>742985150I don't require self-control. You just need to stop posting lewd images.
>>742984916Sonic crossworlds is a good competitor to mario kart but fucked it up extremely with the pricing. It's still $35 on SALE not including DLC and now when you play 85% of the gameshave bots in themSonic stays alive by having something good but fucking it up
>>742984929Okay sorry anon, we won't post those pics anymore Let's enjoy the run~
>>742985120I love the trainwreck show. I loved the golden ages. As long as there's a place to talk about it honestly.
>>742985081It's like they're trying to self sabotage. They had a shitty hour long rhythm game showcase, a gay elden ring dating segment and a fucking pinball game in what should have been the most interesting runs of the day
>>742985106Let grandpa enjoy retirement with his kids
>>742985187Was he wrong though? It's an event for women that got invaded by sexual deviants
>>742985217everyone calling it a train wreck is why it’s sanitized now, it’s your fault
Honestly this is one of the better runs
>>742985158>>742985120we like controversial moments here
>>742985158I love speedruns! Where are they?
>>742985201Damn you argick....
>>742984750Earthbound Beginnings>giga autist speedrun>no couch>autist sets limits on JD Furfags lame-ass mic usage>pbs despite making a mistake with a famous skipAbsolute kino
>>742985161Nice hat Knuckles
>>742985150Post more lewd Sonic images.
>>742985275Some anon said Anthrocon was held like a week before SGDQ and in the same city, so there was a massive influx of furries at SGDQ now because they most likely stayed another week for it.
>>742985278You’d really like that Thirsty Suitors run it was pretty hype and unabashed
>>742985275>24 year old that watched a GDQ cringe highlight when they were 16 yearning deeply for the past they didn’t get to see
What a shitty race. They're always running through the same areas over an over, there's no way to tell how far apart they are at all
So this is the power of runners having fun...
>>742985272The banter is fun
shit, man. i think i might be done with gdqs. i'm not having fun.
>Another 50 minutes of this shit
The bosses are cute
>>742985208You definitely need self controlI'm surprised to see the variety of characters chosen so far, cream, tails, and sonic have had multiple levels.
>>742985185Not maliciously, but he stopped hosting during the last events and it looked like he took his security assignment more serious.
The term “speedrunning” is patently ableist. When will this problematic terminology be corrected?
>>742985302Dont lie hes the world record holder and missed that by 6 minutes still better than all but a few people on the leaderboards best time
>argick loves creamIs he actually /ourguy/?
>>742985421>You definitely need self controlWhere do you think we are? Most people in this thread probably have no self-control, especially around porn.
>Factory Foreman changes to Fourman when the fourth robot comes in Okay that was neat
>>742985440Just weird seeing him and tinytim with argick who deliberately tried to cancel ESA
>>742985262I still love it and you can't stop me. I love you complaining about it too.
I like these guys
Vanilla > Cream
>>742984749I wonder if range block has anything to do with itI'm getting range blocked now...
wait, why is this game locked behind some apple bullshit? it looks pretty good.
>>742985480always has been
>>742985480Always has been. He’s like the European Spike. Just a great runner with encyclopedic knowledge of the craft.
I’ve only gotten two hours sleep in the past day. Going to nap for another three with this on in the background. Can someone give it an S for me?
>>742985506Old hag
>>742985541Spike is shit thoughbeit
>>742985502Almost like people can have differences in opinion and still be friends?
I just want the chao garden back, man
Reminder Ariem and Rouge want to fuck Knuckles BAD in this game
>>742985547I got you bud
>>742985585>trying to get your former friends event cancelled over made up claims>difference in opinionYou're retarded
>>742985539Blame the retarded suits at sega
>>742985547I must be in a virtually silent room to fall asleep. I wear sleeping earplugs to bed and have been doing so for years. I don't know if it's autism but I can't sleep with something playing in the background or any sort of noise.
>>742985486You're right, I failed to consider the sheer power level of the average autist here... at least the ones into sonic runs.
>>742984750I liked the ogre battle one with jags guy running and his wife was on the couch keeping notes
why is sonic so smol?
>>742985676LOTS OF HOT SWEATY PLAP PLAP SEX WITH AMY UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN.
>>742985657They probably got more money from the exclusivity deal than they would have gotten from sales on all other systems combined.
>no dungeater ending optionFUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>742985702He's Japanese
This Sonic game looks pretty fun, more than Forces/Frontiers. Haven't played a 3D Sonic game since Generations though.
>>742985719I approve of this post
>TinyTim talking shitBANNED!!!!!
>>742985585I mean there's difference in opinion and then going full "I have to vocally disown you because I fear for my own well being in this circle."It's a little different, it's not like anyone disagrees with what happened was bad. But jumping straight in to stir the pot and making it worse is def not a great look.
WE WANT RANNI ENDING
this looks like an AI-generated sonic game. like there's nothing remarkable about it in any way
Even Rouge is being used, I wish they would talk about the differences between the characters.
>have never seen this game before>it is visual vomit >look it up>phone game...
>>742985830You might be retarded
>>742985830Considering it's an apple arcade game it's probably just a repurposed mobile game
>>742985652>>742985798>former friendsI don't think they were close with the organizers, but I also don't really care to argue about it. They overreacted for sure, but I don't expect people to admit that shit in the age of social media and I'm not surprised those 4 went on a trip together.
>>742985841>autorunner phone game>hmm lets put an hour of this in primetimesent is a retard who shouldn't be in charge of anything but clowning around in prize segments
Any cool runs today I'm barely home from work
>>742985925It's not an auto runner retard.
>>742985925hey but they got the scottish version of spike there
Come to think of it, does Vanilla even have a 3D character model?
>>742985741Anytime you wonder why a game is on the woowee box 5000 instead of anything else is they have zero faith in the game and would rather take guaranteed exclusive moneythis is good when the game is trash like this sonic one but backfires hard for something like alan wake 2, where it still hasn't made shit and is forever glued to epic
rasta mon
>>742985719
>1k anon donationIt's begun
>Guy on couch donated $1,000Fat boy must be loaded.
>>742985884Actually speaking of this made me think of this.Argick hasn't been on the mic all event or part of the clique shit.Did the clique disown him?
>>742985994me on the right
>>742986039They got jealous of his popularity on /v/
i don't mean to be rude but their accent makes them sound mentally challenged
i wish i had friends...
Its a miracle ESA managed to recover to the point it's at despite everything. It'll forever be a shell of its former self though
>>742986039argick was accepted as a host but then stepped away when his run was chosen, I guess he didn't want to be too busy
how is argick getting away with doing a retard voice
>>742986121What happened?
>>742986039He is the european branch of the GDQ clique though, a yappy little lapdog that ruins other events. Just look at UKSG now.
>>742985994jannies sniped this REAL fast
>>742986121That's the thing, Edenal really stepped up. He saved ESA
>>742986114shut up plum
When is hypnoshark running
>>742986121I mean ESA is gonna struggle because they are trying to advertise to a continent with no universal understood language.>>742986156>too busy>host for 5 hours one day>for a singular 1 hour runOk I guess?>>742986187UKSG isn't owned by GDQ is it?
>>742986196Last ESA made me respect Edenal and I hate that.
>>742986114I'll allow your impression, but only if you also include aussies
>if you own an Apple deviceDon't remind me.
They should make a turn based Sonic game
>>742986257what happened?and also did they ever buy Plum? i know they tried to, and honestly, why not just sell?
>>742986252>UKSG isn't owned by GDQ is it?They GET owned by GDQ if you know what I'm sayin'
How come they haven't played as Amy yet? Is she slow?
>>742986318They didIt was bad
>>742986121I enjoyed last event even with half of the runners MIA due to aids. Those Mario Party runs on the last day were good shit
>>742986121it's definitely more corporate feeling than it was, but in a weirdly comfy way? like GDQ feels corporate in a hollywood way where people are both vying for the spotlight and very scared of pissing people off/getting cancelledESA feels more like a company retreat where most people aren't THAT excited to be there, but it's better than working. i'm sure they are excited in reality, but it's still dominated by muted euro autism while GDQ is dominated by theater kids
>>742986039>Did the clique disown him?if they did do you really think they'd let him attend the event?
>>742986362Because she would distract the runners too much
>>742986252>UKSG isn't owned by GDQ is it?GDQ is partnered with UKSG.
>>742986326>what happened?He showed humility and an attempt to right things and the event was pretty decent and not the train wreck people thought it would be.>>742986326>and also did they ever buy Plum?Creator hates plum and refuses to sell, but last ESA they somehow convinced the creator to make plum plushies.
>>742986407Yes, because gameandshout and keiz can still attend and they disowned both of their asses.
>>742986362Jacking off during a run is slow and against Twitch rules
>>742986374What the fuck. Why would someone approve this?
>>742986318there's one on the DS that bioware made. it's trash
>>742985302You weren't lying, comfy as fuck run. Where has this been all marathon
>>742986362they have played as her, and are playing as her again right now
>>742986252>UKSG isn't owned by GDQ is it?They're 'partnered' with GDQ, which means they're getting funded by GDQ in exchange for being their bitch. BSG is too, I think. Feels like since GDQ couldn't buy out ESA, it bought it's rivals to try and push it out.
>>742986362They did a few times already.
>>742986464It was one of the worst Sonic games ever madeAnd guess who the developer was ! BioWare. Yes, the Mass Effect Guys
>/r/speedrun been dead as fuck all week>hate thread over pokemon and monster hunter hosts gets like 200 repliesholy kek, you know it's bad when GDQ has even lost the redditors
If I post WHEEEE enough will I bankrupt GDQ?
CAN YOU FEEEL THE SUNSHINEEEEEE DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAYYYYYYYYYYI miss the 90's and early 2000's so badly
>>742986318There's already retards who sperg out every time sonic races in a car with HURR WHY DOESN'T HE JUST RUN HHUUUUURA modern turn based sonic will have people saying IT'S LE SLOW even though 4 niggas in a row games have been figured out and could be decent
the desperate begging for money is so fucking cringe man
>>742986541The fact that I've never seen someone even mention this game probably speaks for itself.
>>742986498>>742986539I did finally notice her, I must have missed her a few times.
>>742986580Why the fuck did they let wilds in?What the fuck were they thinking?
CHOKE
>>742986619It's mostly known for its soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o47N-aYd08
I’m so fatigued by putting up the facade that Argick isn’t sexy as all hell
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
What are they playing on?
>>742986602CAUSE YOU'RE MY DIAMOND IN THE SKKKKYYYYYY
>>742986672It's also known for Penders throwing a shitfit about it, which is also equally as amusing as the music
Fix the intermittent mic feedback, techcrew.
>>742986759Apple TV boxsets
>>742986776Penders and Archie are godtier
Redpill me on TinyTim.
>>742986805beeeeeeeepppppp beeeeeeeeppp
>>742986776penders throws a tantrum about anything sonic related that he didn't have a hand in
>>742986824The Coming Home Party is an underrated gem
>>742986824small, wholesome, old dying man who loves old ass ZX Spectrum games.
>>742986605>There's already retards who sperg out every time sonic races in a car with HURR WHY DOESN'T HE JUST RUN HHUUUUURIt's crazy how people still don't understand why he races in cars eitherHe knows he can beat everyone in a second on foot, ITS TO MAKE IT FAIR. HE LIKES IT BEING FUN
>>742986809Archie is a fever dream but damn if it's not entertaining (most of the time)
>>742986776Unironically Chronicles is the reason Archie Sonic got fucked over so badly. Amazing in hindsight
>>742986602>60 year old coworker, who exclusively listens to house music, asks me to put some new music on a stick for his car>prefers songs with lyrics, but doesn't speak much EnglishI'm seriously considering putting one or two tracks from Sonic R in the playlist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z-p1xeq7ao
>>742986805It was so consistent I was starting to genuinely think it was some audio from the game.
>>742986935Archie is the epitome of cringe kino
Nu-Sonic looks like it has no personality or identity of its own. Very bland.
>>742986776>>742986871Speaking of Penders, whatever came about of his super ugly Julie-Su comic? There was a big flare up about it, then it fell off the face of the internet.
Wiggidy
>>742986871The whole Pender-Archie-Sega saga is something legends are made out of. Imagine making some evil tribe for a video game, and some guy comes along that it's too similar to what he made for unrelated spin-off material>>742986948Yep
>>742986985Amy is so genuinely hot my goodnessLike every single incarnation of her is just PHEWIt's incredible
>>742985981She got one recently for a mobile game.
>>742986836
>>742986824turns out ... little speedrunner feller
>>742986186Very short version is that a woman on staff got locked in a room with an accused molester (being told it was to interview him about his run) while security staff investigated the accusation, the woman thought it was fucked up to not tell her what was going on until after the fact, she wrote up a #metoo pastebin over it, and ESA's staff imploded to the point of them needing to go on hiatus for a year to get reorganized. For a while, it was assumed ESA was just dead, so coming back and having a pretty solid marathon out the gate was a surprise.
>>742986605>There's already retards who sperg out every time sonic races in a carThat's me. But only because extreme gears are cooler
every time i check in on SGQD its a tranny race
>>742987018Last I checked he's doing some reprints of various Archie comics, even getting stuff he didn't really have a hand in, and publishing them in his own name (even crediting and putting in photos of Ian Flynn and the like, even when Ian expressly didn't want to be involved).Basically hanging onto any shreds of relevance he might have had, kicking up his feet when people are mean to him.
>>742987086Wasn't it Bobby Blackwolf, or was that a different incident?
>>742986824Original inspiration for gigachad.
>>742987086you forgot to mention all the traitorous worms trying to stir things up after moving towards GDQ
For me, it's Rouge and Sally Acorn. I just ai generate the images these days because mostly retards draw art of them.
Sonic 4 is going to create a new generation of Amy Lovers next year
>>742987160For me it's Vanilla and Bunnie
>>742987149Blacktastic sniffed her hair in the elevator
>>742987160sally was my first crush. no i'm not a furry (thank god)
I want to get a beer with Tiny TimHe’s a good fucking lad
>61% of the elden ring incentiveIt's so ogre
>5 minutes of donationsAnd mutedA shame cause this run was very solid too
>>742987241anon...
>>742987241She was Pender's crush too. Which is why she got drawn extremely lewdly constantly and his self-insert took her virginity.
>>742987120>Another riders never ever because of free riders and people being too retarded to play the games properly
will she be on the couch?
So how long do you guys think they're gonna stall to hold the Elden Ring for ransom? I remember one year they stalled for literally over an hour to meet the donation incentive for a BotW Zelda run.
>>742987120The intro was burned into my mind first time I saw it as a kidIM GONNA HIT YOUUUUUWITH SONIC SPEEEEEEEEEEED
>>742986712Why is this allowed but Parken is not? Tell us, janny.
>>742987327shell be on me cock
>>742987324Is it spiteful of me to smile when I hear of Xbox imploding just because their dogshit Kinect caused the death of the only racing game I ever loved?Yes. And I revel in it.
>>742987389
>>742987327hope not
>>742987037She has some of the best outfits in the series for sure, I know sonic rumble is a cash grab but I do like seeing a few characters in all those clothes.
christ, just muting this shit. chibicarrera is one of the worst fucking hosts at the event, and that's really saying something
>>742987284i'm not. she does nothing for me now. but i do remember being like "wow she's so frickin cool..." as a kid. i only read like a handful of the archie comics too.
>>742987327>4 player run>having a couch
>>742987327bye, anon
This was a nice run until now.
>>742987434tail too high2/10 would not debase myself masturbating to this portrayal of amy
>you will never be as happy at Tim is sitting on the couch just having fun with his friendslast time I had actual joy was like, 6 years ago
>>742987327i don't think they will have a couch because all 4 of them will be talking nonstop
>>742987241Sure anon...
>>742987389>>742987471wait what?
Oh I didn't even realize they were fighting the final bossIt's a shame cause it was kinda neat. I like that you swap to everyone
>>742987378Its just an meme addition to the run and not an actual run being held ransom so they will probably give up quickly.>1 hour for botw This is just how long it takes the tech crew to hook up a switch
>>742987495How was it?
>>742987525It's a shame, death link is the only way to make the run interesting
>>742987086she was confirmed lying about being trapped in the room. the interview video recording surfaced and her husband was in the room too. but a lot of people already picked a side and doubled downdamage done
Hardlight seems like they could genuinely make a decent console 3D Sonic game if they were stuck on mobile stuff by Sega
>>742987597women ruin everything.
>>742987567Better donate 30k then anon
they
>>742987327are parky and aggy both born and raised in america? i feel like both of them have some subtly weird ways of talking that makes me feel like english was not their first language
>shoutout to UKSG
>>742987493I would love to show her tail off more, but those also show off her brilliant white, pure panties
>>742987562It was good. I took 5 of my friends to a an event in my dime, and facilitated hotels and air travel. It was actually unreal to see their faces of having fun with no worry. It justified the office work that I put in. About 7k total
Friendly reminderRyan Drummond>>>Jason Griffith>>>>>>>Roger Craig Smith
>>742987676i think both of them are canadian. parky def is.
RATE THE RUN!!!
>>742987749A
>>742987749A for argick
>>742987749A+
>>742987720Jaleel White>>>>>>>>>>
>>742987749Solid A The gotta go fast donations but at the end almost ruined it but it wasn't too long so whatever
>>742987676Aggy is from Indiana, Parky was born in Canada to Yugoslav parents
>>742987749A for Amy?
>>742987597>she was confirmed lyingThe prize MILF was just a cunt all along. Sad to see.
>>742987749A for Choking
Did the one runner get fucked by using a slower phone or something? He had worse load times.
>>742987749Amy and Rouge are for humans only
>>742987749S Voting for >>742985547
>>742986602man, i've seen this fucking thing for over 10 years now, what in the goddamn is happening here?
>>742987847They use igt for this reason
Only 25k left y’all!
>>742987749A (rgick)
>>742987749SMinus points for the game not being that great
>outside getting stuff ready>missed a TinyTim segment in the middle of this wasteland of a marathonI'm going to shoot myself
>>742987874It's from a music video
>>742987749S for Shit man, it is Argick
God fucking damn it why does the Metroid run get a 1am slot but shit like a remote indie rhythm game showcase get a prime time slot?
>>742986960he deserves some crisis core music
>>742987847yeah argick said earlier in the run that he has an older apple tv so it's slower.
>>742987749D+
>>742987749A-
>>742987930Yeah that was so dumb. I don't want to stay up till 2am but I have to cause it's the only Metroid run.They treated Metroid badly this year man.
>>742987749D
>>742987676Parken is of Serbian descent, but I assume born and raised in America, or Canada.
>>742987874it's a playstation 2 commercial, zoom zoom
>>742987983Meanwhile all Mega Man got was Mega Man DOS, at least Dread's a good game
Did anyone catch the hardware on this? Phones? Apple TV with controllers?
>>742987749A for alright
>>742987715Sounds nice. Very generous of you
>>742987749CJust can't get into 3D Sonic I guess
hhahaha
>>742987749BI don't like Argick as much as others but I can acknowledge it was a decent run
I'm literally cryin g I' mso happy for him
>>742987874>never seen All-Star's video
>>742988025Apple TV with a controller
>>742988025They're both using Apple TVs but Argick was using an older model and had slower loadtimes as a result
>>742987715You’re a good friend, anon.
>>742988001What the fuck are you wierdos talking about ?
>>742987749A for PB during the run
>>742987749ASonic is kinda gay tho
>>742988093Mommy
>>742988025They mentioned they're on AppleTV
i wonder if argick has washed that sonic costume from the last time he wore it at ESA. guessing no.
>>742987749B
Argick is someone that would annoy me irl.
I played this level it was kinda hard ngl
>>742987914it's so fucking cringe i could swear it's some x360 add-on ad or something>>742988010impossible my nigger, that would mean i'd seen that shitnot to mention that pre-dualshock shape
It's Sanic!
he's going to get fucked while wearing that costume later isn't he
Still no wait to emulate this game? The game is close to three years old, port it to something ffs SEGA. Surely Apple hasn't paid for that long an exclusivity window.
sovl...
Man made horrors
>>742988042You’d do the same, if you had the opportunity, I think. I’d recommend it.
wtf how did they manage to rope sonic into making an appearance here
>>742988145Argick is fine when you talk to him one-to-one, it's when he's performing for a stream, or interacting in a lively group he can be a bit mucht. personal experience from ESA
kek
>>742988087I don't think that is a remotely difficult conversation to follow.
>>742988189why would you want to play this slop
>>742988189Sadly noYour best option is grabbing a cheap iPad or something
>>742988189Apple probably have an exclusivity contract for 5-10 years
>do you want the costume on or off?>too bad
>>742987749A for Amy
>>742988226Do you think God stays in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?
Sonic is losing in a race....no...
>>742988189Apple Arcade games usually stay exclusive unless they create a new version with extra content/features like Fantasian. Sega probably doesn't think it's worth the money.
Now: My runNext: My runLater: My run
>>742987837screenshot
>>742988081Thanks for saying that, we’re all here together and if you can help out the lads you should.
Argick is CHOKING
>>742988436NTA but good advice anon
They cant meet the incentive. They reached too far
>>742987749CFine
ok we get it you're fookin scottish
>Metroid Dread isn't for another 4 hoursWe'll see you bros then
>>742988394Hello Kitty Island Adventure migrated off Apple. Top tier Animal Crossing game
>>742988583gayest poster
I CANT POST
>4 hours of elder troon
One last Amy Post of her with her giant melons from SA2
anyone have the charts/donations so far
>>742988540shut it you gobshite
>>742988583straightest poster
>>742988638SAME, WTF HIROSHIMOOT
>>742988583>Vinny tried it for a joke>streamed it ten more times
>>742988397Not all that surprising desu
>>742988583>Still has Denuvo on Steam
>>742988667yer foomin lad
I doubt you could even imagine it, /v/. *THOOMMMMM THAT WHICH COMMANDED THE STARS...GIVING LIFE IT'S FULLEST BRILLIANCE.
Best time I've had watching a shouty blue scotsman since 1995.
>3 hour run of a well known game starting at 10:00 PM on a Thursday nightThe people who schedule this shit are retards.
This stupid cunt is actually salty she wasn't able to recite a bunch of shitty donations all run. I hate when hosts want to be the star of the show
>>742988716That sucks. It's comfy on switch.
>>742988738kino
>>742988652She definitely padded her bra.
>>742988756Say thank you to the Scheduling Goblin (formerly Prize)
>>742988756dafuq are you talking about? that's what you want. a popular game in primetime.
>>742988756>The people who schedule this shit are retards.sent bros.....
>>742988258>I don't think that is a remotely difficult conversation to follow
Three hours of Aggy means three hours of Parky
>>742988674>my online boyfriendKill yourself.
>>742987749I'm changing my score to an SSS
>>742988808And my heart
>>742988756>1 AM for the only metroid run
So all the GDQ staff are fucking each other???
>>742988834>"primetime">run ends at 1 am on a work day
>>742988939No, he's a streamer actually.
I'm addicted to energy drinks
>>742988756>10:00 PMnah m8 they're gonna do a stall segment til deathlink incentive is met, this shit aint starting for another hour
>>742989005I'm addicted to polishing my knob
>RacistsWTF? You can't have that at Black in a Flash.
>>742989005I used to be too. I would drink like 6 rockstart punches a day. Thank fuck i stopped.
>>742988979Tomorrow's Friday, bro. Just take it off. Or sleep through half of it like anybody else.You DO work a white collar job where you can sleep at your desk, RIGHT?
They should do an "Only normal people" marathon instead of Trannies vs. Blacks vs. Trannies and blacks
Perfect, I'm gonna go take a shit.
In white as a motherfucker. Can I be on Black in a Flash if I talk AAVE and say i grew up in a black neighborhood?Like, trans black?
>welcome back, gamerskek i like this sperg
>>742988979>living in the East coastserves u right, mongrel
>>742988583literally not even the same genre, I hate how people literally don’t know what animal crossing is
Sex with Ruby
Did this broad shave her head, or is she just balding?
3 hours of LilAggy, his e-whore, and Mitch "Why the fuck do I keep attempting no-hit runs at marath- oh well I've gone overestimate again" riz
>>742988981If this your first GDQ event?
>>742988756You don't understand. Most of this people are lonely af, and they sleep at day and stay awake at night, so a schedule like this make sense. Also energy drinks exist. I'm going to sleep tho.
>>742989202Which one is his e-whore, Chris?
I don't find Ruby attractive. She's balding and has no sex appeal or femininity. I figured she was a dyke. KFFC mogs her, and so does Flygon
Well, it’s been a good one, but I gotta wind down now. Can someone auto-vote Zs for me, and an S if too many people vote Z? Thanks guys.
>>742989202her name's marina you little shit.
Oh my God kill the barber who gave her that cut.
CALL IT DOC
>>742989202>his e-whoreunless you mean his butt buddy star0chris, parky isn't running and isn't listed as doing couch commentary. she'll probably be watching with her bull back in the hotel room
>>742989287>Anon has a bedtime>Anon has to be reminded on his phone when to "wind-down"
>>742989130Having lived in Washington state before and now having moved to the east coast, I can say with full confidence THANK CHRIST I left. Fuck those communists.
rubi is all woman
>>742989287>letting a computer tell you when to go to sleep
Just 9K more paypiggys
>>742989339iphone retards
>>742989321You're either lying or a faggot if you say you wouldn't.
Wow looks like I missed the worst run of GDQ with Unbeatable, what the fuck happened?
>damaged prizeLol
>>742989339>Anon cares about keeping himself healthy and happy>Anon mogs you
>>742989272>Chrisi don't know why i remember this, but when him, aggy, parky, dom and katie all got together for some event they had, someone donated to the TTS saying "chris being cucked simulator". i laughed but i felt so bad. he looked pained through the laughter.
is deltarune good if I'm not a tranny or a weeb with trash taste?
>>742989390Poor brown sub human
>>742989407It's fine, the staff will steal it anyways,
>>742989357I'd like Rubi to undo that belt and slide those pants off in front of me
>>742989339Do you know where your mom is right now? My wind down is necessary
>>742989394
holy shit i want that blanket. i may actually donate
>caught a cold (in the summer)just kill me, bros... misery
>>742989412>Anon cares about keeping himself healthy and happy>Anon watches GDQ??????????
Am I crazy or has like half this even just been them them doing segments, the hosts talking about random stuff and waiting for the next run? I know this has always been been at GDQ and now ESA even, but it has never felt THIS BAD.I miss it when they just played music while showing the crowd cam, maybe played a random recorded ad for the charity that lasted like 1min and that was it.EVERY time I tune into the stream now they never run a game.
>another 10 minutes of stalling for another 10KCan one of you fuckers just drop the anonymous 10k so we can move on with our lives?
>it's a RubieHart episode
Isn’t there a long history of the prizes never given out?
>>742989480>Do you know where your mom is right now?yeah, she is her urn in the living room.
Do Anons really find her attractive?
>>742989202Parken is better at Souls than you
>a tapestry of that accursed treeWish I could invade through the browser
>>742989513please understand, setting up 4 computers is hard job
imagine if you will a rhythm game that uses a grand total of two buttons and is totally sauceless with a playlist composed entirely of UK House and Nightcore. It ran long.
>gaming tapestry freshly sat on by an e-gril
>>742989513the yeti will save us once the shilling is done
these prize segments are so FUCKING boring nowsent always had a bit ready, always made it fun, long live sent
>>742989416lmao
>>742989449it's pretty good, but the latest chapter put a lesbian relationship front and center for the intro, so if you're the type of guy to get triggered by that kind of thing then don't bother. otherwise, probably what i like best about it is how gimmicky it is (in a good way), shit never has a chance to get stale
>>742989554bar is low in this event
>>742989507I feel like it's been very slow for 3 years now. Never was the same since coming back from covid, and with fewer viewers than ever, I think they stopped giving a shit
>>742989554Nothing a trip to south korea can't fix
nice job endorsing scalping you fucking subhumans
>>742989614This problem would be solved if KFFC wore a crop top once in a while
>>742989596did he become a tranny
these two sound like they've never touched a fucking video game outside of mario and zelda
>>742989554not at all. she has zero qualities that i find attractive
>>742989596Imagine getting cancelled for dancing and not wanting uggos to invade your knee-drumming spaceWomen were a mistake
>>742989593Without Prize Goblin, this segment has no prizes.
>>742989593This new guy is has anti-charisma. It's astonishing how off-putting he is.
>>742989531I thought giveaways with fees were considered gambling
Wrap it up, neither of you are Sent.
>>742988261I've played far worse Sonic games.
>>742989662KFFC has the body of a tweenage linebacker
>>742989507yeah i've had it on in the background for the past 12 hours, and i swear to god they've had a prize or host segment up after nearly every single run in the past six hours
>>742989407
>>742989608I dont get annoyed about LGBT stuff, I'm just suspicious of the kind of drama and character development that zoomers claim to be """peak""" these days
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHUT UP AND START THE FUCKING RUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
god I NEED those perlers
>>742989679This.The entire prize presentation feels like corpos pretending their gamers.
Only 5 K left pathetic cash cows
>>742989703They just showed off a plush of him. Try not to cum on it /v/
WHO'S READY FOR 3 HOURS OF ELDEN RING CONSISTING OF 2 HOURS OF SETUP AND 1 HOURS OF BOSS CHEESE KILLS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>742989667
>>742989554Not in the slightest.
>>742989727Built like a refrigerator made out of marshmallows but we like that here, don't we folks, we like that
>>742989727I’d wear those thighs like sunglasses
>>742989727I'd line her back if you know what i mean.
>>742989513been watching since 2013 and never once donated. not about to reward them now for holding the stream hostage, they need to feel the pain of their own greed by seeing people hate on them for stalling
>>742989738STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE FRAUD THE LATE NIGHT DONATIONS ARE COMING IN
START THE GAME ALREADY
They reached the incentive surely they'll start the fucking game already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHrmcr6kCAApparently they not only have panels at GDQ but upload them to their youtube channel
Hey, Nevan's supposed to be purple
oh my god they're still going
>>742989774This retard donated a ton of money to try to get back in GDQ good graces
This prize showcase feels like a bad bill mayes commercial
this absolute energy vampire could not sound less excited about what he's doing during the prize segments
ugghhuughhh oooohhh god 75000 dollars im fucking cumming uugghhhhuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjINA8dc4o
>ooops deathlink doesn't work :)
How long is that segment NIGGA?I'm done.
>>742989793I'd still toast her and cover her in chocolate and graham crackers.
>make incentive >prize shilling immediately ends
>>742989886he was banned? why?
>google the prize thing to see if it's common people don't get their shit since it's rumor>apparently it does happen quite a bit>saw a post by brossentia>forgot he even exsistedDamn another one lost to time.
I’ll say itWe all miss scent
>>742989764Back off... Those are mine.
That dude sounded like a corpo fill in who never touched a game in his life
>>742989970i don't. guy looks like he showers once/month
>>742989953He flew too close to the sun
I would buy the Nevan for a friend>>742989895Reminds me of QVC or other shopping channels
>>742989951now its time for host shilling.
>>742989970He was certainly better as the prize guy than he is at running the event
>>742989774What a legend
>>742989886lolol
>>742990024Yeah, he’s one of us, not a theater kidWe all miss scent
>mitch already taking strays
>>742989757ah yeah it's pretty good for that stuff. as long as you don't go in with insane expectations, i think it's enjoyable. the zoomer fanbase absolutely over states how good the writing is but it's still pretty good. again, i think what the game excels at is pacing and keeping things feeling fresh, i've played every chapter and can legitimately not thing of any part of the game that had me bored
>3 hours of this fucking game
>Another Elden Ring incentive >$50,000 to reach it Good lord....so instead of a 3 hour run we're gonna get a 5 hour run for stalling?
>>742990024>guy looks like he showers once/monthhes just like me frfr
>Igor
>theater fag host doing voices3 hour run ruined before it even started
>>742989957>forgot he even exsistedGood riddance too, because his presence at a GDQ means people donating terrible fucking puns to be read.
>summon igor
>four runnersoh good, so everyone's game will be tiny and the commentary will be a mess
>>742989953Shat where he ate, got close to some GDQ goers.They cried sexual harassment. GDQ was more than happy to drag him to death because he was slowly becoming popular and something people talked about fondly every GDQ.Same reason they banned flip hat girls hats. They didn't ban her outright, but she's not allowed to wear hats anymore at the event, I shit you not.
>>742989856She looks like an elementary school art teacher
>>742990150>>742990150>>742990150
>music? fuck it, I don’t know
>>742990112my man
>>742990135it's four player co-op, this shit never had a chance
>>742989513>he wasnt here for the Dark Souls 2 million that brutal mutt himself raised
>>742989596This nigga seriously made a channel just to do that shit. Is the floppy hat girl there or was she banned too
>Roll attack roll roll roll attack>Put on goofiest outfit>Choke on actual difficult things like glitchesCalling it now
>BAYYYYLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!most kino fucking storyline in all of the souls series. nothing tops it
>>742989361NTA but I can't really trust myself to choose the time either since 3am on a work week seems like a good idea.
It's crazy to how there's streamers that have a streaming career/livelihood people people make mods like randomizers. The modder does all the hard work and the streamer, like the youtuber, derive all the profit.
>>742991213Holy fuck I'm tired and mangled that post.Well, maybe you know what I mean.
>>742987207I can only hope her personality is as cute as she is
>>742990241>YOU SHALL HAAAUNT ME NO LONGERIgor almost sobbing while saying that line is so fucking good
>>742990228lol this is legitimately the most autistic shit ive ever seen.
