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migging into another incentive
Sex with KFFC
>still no video games
Elden Ring was supposed to start half an hour ago.
>>742990142They do that anyways.Apparently the guy posts a lot on an exmoron subreddit and is gay. Which is wild cause you would think GDQ would make him a token, but I guess because he's white, he's not cool enough.
WHAT IS THE MUSIC
migging
Aggy traded this for parkyThoughts?
>>742990150I'm in.
YOU MADE THE INSENTIVE JUST START ALREADY
I just realized, imagine how awful it must be to be part of the live audience in GDQ now. You sit there waiting for a run to start only to wait 30min with nothing to do while there's nothing being shown... after every single run.Before it felt like the crowd was part of the event... rather they WERE a big part of the event and it felt so much alive and they probably felt WAY more like they were an actual part of the event.
(((mental health)))
>>742990151Hat bitch had a mental breakdown on twitter when they told her to take the stupid hat off then they let her wear it again
>>742990284You would be a fool to not do the same
Calling it now>Roll attack roll roll roll attack>Put on goofiest outfit>Choke on actual difficult things like glitches
Now: stallingNext: stallingLater: stalling
for anyone excited for the "co-op" run, i'm pretty sure this uses a mod where they all just fuck off on their own to solo bosses, it's not like they're all together taking down bosses. meaning you'll have four small screens with each person figthing a different side dungeon boss with nobody doing real commentary because the run is all over the place. for three hours while this annoying announcer shills this new 50k incentive
What role would you play on GDQ staff?I’d staff the trough
>>742990284he did good. parky's also apparently a huge book nerd too. you don't see zoom zooms read too much
>viewership steadily falling to the mid-30kThe constant "TRANS RIGHTS" shout-outs are really taking their toll.
If you don't donate to MSF, the jews will win, /v/.
>>742990284i have yellow fever, but parky is a straight upgrade from this>>742990301gotta download and troubleshoot the deathlink mod now lul
>>742990326No they didn't.She had a meltie, but GDQ 100% did not let her wear it again. She still bitterly posts about it on soical media. Some anon posted one a few days ago that was basically "This is the hat I'd be wearing at GDQ, IF THEY WEREN'T FAGGOTS WHO DIDN'T LET ME WEAR FUN HATS ON CAMERA."
>>742990284ok he traded a 3/10 fat goblina for a hot girl. what's your point?
>>742990368
please no e-whore parkenharbor for elden mid lord
>>742990348>they all split up for the most part Sounds cool
>>742990151Almost certain floppy hat was a host last event or maybe the one before that
>>742990374>book nerdi guess if you count romantasy slop
>>742990382AND WE STAND WITH PALESTINE
Keep just endlessly stalling dono reader
>>742990348Fun side note, Spike came up with this idea and convinced them to do it>and it didn't even get accepted the first time they submitted it
>>742990284Direct upgrade.
>>742990368Wtf! How did you get a pic of me?!?! Mods! Ban this anon NOW for doxing
WOOOOOOO TRANS RIGHTS ARENT HUMAN RIGHTS!!
>>742990313this is the perfect time to rizz up the tranny sitting next to you in the crowd, tech crew being slow as fuck is the best wingman move for audience chuds
>>742990150transROIGHTS
>>742990368penis inspector
>>742990382>implying the jews aren't running MSF, pocketing a fuckton of that money and diverting it to special interests while also causing strife, so they can be needed and fund raise more.Don't forget cars4kids isn't for helpless kids, its for jews to take vacation trips to israel :^) the jews love a good chairty scam.
>>742990348it is. each does about 70 bosses ending with aggy Malenia, Chris Bayle, Josh Radabeast and Mitch PCR
Speedrun?
>>742990305i am proudly in this screenshotFLAT
>>742990421THERE IT FUCKING IS!I made this and lost itI have been trying to get it back digging through the archives. I only have the one without the pegs.Thank you based anon.
>Run is already way too late in the day so I won't be able to watch to the end>Stalls for 30 fucking minutesTHESE FUCKING RETARDS.START THE FUCKING GAME.
This is longer than the prize shilling
>>742990368Glory hole attendant.
>>742990150That's a man
has this shit even broke 50k viewers yet? I remember when it was easily over 100k consistently
HOW HAS IT NOT STARTED YET!?
>>742990284upward momentum
Shout out to the tech crew
>>742990574Just think, they've got to do FOUR setups. Their incompetence is gonna make this extra long
>>742990426it was fine to watch them practice, since you'd just watch one of their streams and see them take out a random subset of bosses, but each runner's tarnished is gonna be like 1 inch tall on my big screen and commentary will be non-existent since they're doing different shit. just gonna be a shitshow
I have the stream muted are we stalling for an incentive or something?
>>742990348Could be cool if they used the full screen. Otherwise stream for ants
>>742990284"at least i have an asian gf"
Sorry, I went to take a shit. Did they stall long enough to hit the Deathlink incentive? Are they going to start the run now?
>>742990417She was back wearing the hat during the final run or two the year she had the meltdown, she wasn't constantly flipping it though
>>742990584Brother I remember when gdq was averaging 150k viewers. This current shit is pathetic
>>742990541
>>742990284She could use a trip to the south korean jaw and chin grinders
>>742990584We were at around 48k on Sunday evening, that's the highest I've seen it go this event
>>742990150>literally nothing happening>Next run is a fucking 3 hour 15 min slog through elden ringjust kill me already
>not loathsome mitchrizONE JOB
>>742990668Yeah they hit it
>>742990694>Thursday night still no 1 millionit's ogre
>>742990694based Tomoe enjoyer
>no parky>no dedicated commentary personfuck this, metroid when
So what's the normal thing, everyone as the same class that can cheese all the fights?
>>742990150>elden ringWorth seeing?
>>742990694Yet it still launders the same amount of money despite having a fraction of the viewers. Makes you think.
this is all your faults
>>742990584peaked under 50k
>co-opWow it's going to be impossible to follow anything. Pure schizo time.
>4 tiny ass screens
A four way race, fucking gay
>OMG I MADE LE HECKIN GREEN CLOWN>"I'm deeply insecure about my tastes. So how do I dodge any confrontation about my character creation skills? Easy, I make an ugly abomination and name it 'Blueberry_Migga'. It's ironic enough that no one can question me. Surely the joke won't stop being funny five minutes in... haha... urgh. Don't hate me, please. Streamers do it too. Sincerity burns my generation like acid. Can you imagine spending ten minutes actually trying to make something that looks good? If people looked at my creation and called it ugly, I couldn't take it. Like a chef too scared to plate anything beautifully because he fears even the most juvenile criticism. That's me. That's what keeps me from taking the medium seriously. The aversion to taking anything seriously. I'm sorry, dad. I lack creativity and I don't have passion for anything. My generation is poisoned in irony, and this is the best I can do to fit in. I'm sorry, dad. I'm just trolling. I'm funny. I'm hilarious. Millenials also did it with Oblivion. I'm sorry, dad."
This is completely unwatchable
4 way race the one who loses is the front of the train?
I think this is the first GDQ where I just... stopped watching and can't even be assed to have on my 2nd monitor. Is it over for me?
>>742990806Parky is busy "networking" in the men's bathroom.
>3 hours of 4 small screens making it hard to tell what's happeningWhat else is on
THE STINKY MITCHRIZER
I don't get it, how is this co-op?
>>742990284Extreme upgrade
>>742990859FORSEN
Are you fuckin kidding me, you've got three hours of Elden Ring and this is the Parken view you give me?
Uhhhh how is it co-op if they aren't playing together? Doesn't this game have multiplayer?
>>742990887I feel the same. I barely care any more. I was vaguely following the Earthbound run yesterday until the fag donator started shouting and ruins any comfiness.
>interstitial are so fucking huge you can't see the gameplay
>>742990871It's not even a race, it's co-op so each one is going to do a different thing
>>742990949The fuck are you crying for, your run already started
>>742990859>getting this upset over a game character
>>742990694>I remember when gdq was averaging 150k viewersnigga GDQ never averaged anything close to that. a marathon probably peaked at that number for 10 minutes, that's not "averaging" 150k viewers for a week long marathon
This sucks. Who even knows what the fuck is going on when 4 screens are running at the same time.
>>742990897she's literally dead centre in the background
>>742990887Honestly, I was there about 2 or 3 years ago. I only tune in randomly and am mostly here for these threads and the occasional trainwreck.
>>742990931you're a hero, anon
>>742990942"Co-op"
>modding bosses to be easier
Wait, it's co-op in the sense that you have to just fight every boss like a checklist not actually together?
>co op>neither of them share progress????????????
>>742990912Need to kill all the bosses. If one player kills a boss, it counts towards the group completion checklist.
>the screen is going to keep flashing and changing tooOh fuck it's beyond schizo hours
>full screenok GDQ, i misjudged you. tech crew will definitely fuck this up at some point tho
The screen transition is jarring as hell
>>742991019and if any one of them dies, everyone dies
>>742990970Literally why? That's the gayest category I've ever heard. Not only is it already hard to see what's going on because of the split screens, you're telling me they're all gonna go run off in different directions and fight different bosses?
I don't know why I thought they'd be like using the seamless coop mod or something for this. Fuck
>>742990284good job
>>742990887Yeah I feel the same and I've been watching religiously since 2013
The single screen focuses are a great idea but that wipe is so annoying.
I thought they were going to share a world and all fan out at the beginning, having to share resources. This shit sucks, I'm going to bed.Hope Metroid is good for you, lads.
look
>>742990949>FLASHING IMAGES WARNINGdo u rike it?
How are you suppose to see anything or follow this?I thought this was gonna be some cool stuff like they played at the same time on the same world
>>742991080yep, really did not need the fucking transition animation. for every decent idea GDQ has, they have to fuck it up somehow
>>742990980Check yourself, there was absolutely a time when there was still like 75k at dead hours, and well over 100k for the rest of the day
>>742990698Going to lean on you here for my other shenanigansI need the Furry Fantasy XIV screenshots and any webms of the raging mad German.
>>742990942You can do seamless co-op in Elden Ring with a mod. I assumed that's what this run would be but I guess not
>>742991057>4 dudes>each doing a different thing and going for a different set of bosses (to count as all of them for the whole group)>tech crew will also keep changing who's fighting a boss to the main screenYep, this is going to be a pain
WHAT?SPEAK UP
>>742990368Trans Rights Advocate
>>742991046>>742991042GDQ is very familiar with botched transitions.
>>742991089>share resourceseven if this was "real" coop, what the fuck would they have to share?
>>742991113Is Parky going to flash the camera?
I should have bought a small screen to have 4chan so that i can see this on main.
>Switches over to a fullscreen view because they clearly knew this was going to be a clusterfuck>Sits on it for 20 seconds>Swaps back to clusterfuck vision
>>742991160A fucking cop out. Would have been more impressive if one guy could kill all of the bosses in the game.
>>742991174>haha hey 4chan i made funny transgender joke please give me validation!!
>>742991126Ideally they'll swap to the big screen when somebody gets to a boss. But otherwise, yeah, it's just a mess you won't be able to follow as they make their way to the bosses.
this is actually a category?
>>742991013kek, i love this one
Is this ng+? These bosses are dying in 5 hits. I thought this game was hard
>>742991148Seamless co-op is not nearly stable enough for that
Im gonna watch a 13 year old let's play of beneath a steel sky instead
>>742991103Milk truck just arrive Also cool that were just making up shit now and stopped pretending it's a Speedrun event. Hopefully next year we can just skip the pretense and just have the event be ads for games by trans devs
>>742991214it's not, it's just something they thought of because none of the top runners wants to be part of GDQ anymore
>>742991174based>>742991206cringe
>>742991206I didn't laugh but it was of good temperament, I'm glad it was posted.
>>742991174I give you validation
>Malaenia is the boss I finish onSame lol can I get a HELL YEAH
>he's gonna finish on malenial-lewd!
>they aren't actually in the same areas at the same time going completely apeshit on everything and are instead clearing a spreadsheet while playing solo with items linked
>>742991126>dumb primate can't even keep up with 4 screen simultaneouslyKill urself
>>742991174Haha, take my validation, chap.
>>742991231they have a mod that nerfs the bosses cause they're huge fucking faggots
josh sounds like a pretty cool guysex with josh
>>742991185Pick ups, presumably. I can't pretend to know what route everyone is going, but they can each pick up the more 'broken' items on their own in their particular world along the way instead of it being locked to only one guy while everybody else has to plan around it.My knowledge of Elden Ring is pretty low, admittedly. Maybe that's not how it works, that's just how I assumed it would work.
>>742991293hell yeah brother>[starts shredding]
>>742991141sorry no have
>>742991348That isn't even remotely true
>>742991174Consider yourself validated, my dude
This is kino but I have to sleep Someone rate this an S for me if underestimate
>>742991231they pick up the best weapons for the specific encounters, it's meta shit in a game that highly rewards it
>>742991348wait what?why? what's the point then?
It wouldn't be a gdq run of a fromsoft game without the crowd yelling numbers the whole time
>>742991348I think that was a joke because they were talking about literally the easiest boss in the gameBut with GDQ's faggotry you never know
>each doing different bosses>3h stillis elden THAT long??
>>742990284
>visit the Youtube stream>6k viewers>chat is stone-cold dead because they locked it down to members onlylmao and yet, I bet there is 15 mods in that dead chat just itching for the chance to ban someone.
wake me when it's over
>>742991392>>742991424>>742991429I heard them say it but I'm not looking at the screen cause the 4 way split is awful. i dunno lol
>>742991231>I thought this game was hardIt's a Souls game. If you can remember like 10 animations per boss and time one to three button presses in between your attacks you just rape.
>I love e woman that can theoretically kill me.Relatable.
this is probably THE worse run yet over all years
>>742991452There's like 200 bosses so yeah I guess
>>742991391You’re still the champ lmao
>>742991454Built for bibisi
>>742991468The only message I've seen posted since I started watching was >start the games alreadyand that got deleted
TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
>>742991468no reason to pay on youtube, very easy to adblock on youtube and you're just gonna get instabanned for anything in the chat
>>742991452I swear I've seen Distortion2 do all bosses in like 2 hours but I don't feel like looking it up to confirm that
>$20k dono
>tax write off from AMDhoyp
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
Fuck Rani SIMPs
>$20k from AMDanything but spending it on fixing their drivers
>>742991438CUTE
how many of these donations are tax evasion and money laundering?
>>742991484They were making a joke about Soldier of GodRick, which is the tutorial boss.
YOU DIDN'T STOP THE COUNT!
>AMDIs this a secret ad run?
>"You've made it look easy.">12 minutes into a 3 hour run.kek I wonder if they were supposed to save that for later.
OH MY GOD 20K FROM YETTEEEEEEEELETS GOOOO
>>742991501you are a giga tourist if you can't think of a worse run than this. this isn't even the worst run of the past four hours
All of you with AMD cards helped pay for this. Kek
>>742991576
Will Fromsoft ever realize that going full open world was actually a step back?
>sound on silent Chad, just gamingbasedWhile other people are YouTube Lets Playing their run>…
>>742991636It could have been cool if you could ride a dragon or some shit. But no all you get is gay horse.
>quitting to menu after getting grabbed by those zombiesfunny strat
this is ass, i have no idea what any of the players is doing individually or what they're trying to achieve outside clearing all bosses
>>742991636When people stop giving them money
>TWENTY THOUSAND TAX FREE ADVERTISEMENTS FROM [CORPO REDACTED FUCK YOU]
>>742991636The open world fad has been a huge disaster for the gaming industry
>>742991552nigga there's 207 bosses, solo in two hours would need you to beat like two bosses every minute. even without the dlc, that's still like 160 bosses, so still more than one per minute
AMDkeks........
>>742991617>3 hours of ride magic horse forwardEven the 11 hour FF runs had stupid tricks and battles that broke the monotony.
>>742991701Are GDQ donos even deductible?
>>742991636The problem isn't that it's open world, the problem is the size and complexity of the world. There's a big difference between Morrowind's open world and Skyrim's.
>>742991603It's well known they have donations in queue I guess someone sent it early
I'm sorry Bros... I bought a 9800X3D... this is my fault
>>742991745Cool. That sounds fun. Mod a gauntlet of non-stop bosses.
>>742991581>tfw have a 9070xt and use drivers that's nearly 1 year old now because all other drivers fuck up my computer
>>742991636this shit sold better than any of their other games by far. so no, you're objectively wrong
>>742991636thirty million copies sold, anon
>>742991552no fucking way it was only 2 hours. his deathless all bosses stream was like 10 hours.
Am i retarded, how are they doing so much damage. I don't remember that when i played this
>>742991617no, this is GENUINELY unwatchable and stalled for an HOUR for this shitat least nepokemon has the spectacle of a trainwrecktheres NOTHING to gain from watching this shit
>>742990841this charts already wrong, the YouTube stream has been consistently much higher than this chart is showing
>>742991809>Mod a gauntlet of non-stop bosses.that exists, idk how the leveling works for it though
>>742991231They're spamming arts of war/charged heavies.
metroid waiting room
>>742991636Yeah but having instant access to most weapons is nice
>>742990150this event sucks ass. all it is is either reading donations from the dumbest people alive or begging for donations from the dumbest people alive. they barely even talk about the games
>if one person dies they all dieSomething funny is gonna happen
yikes
>>742991773They are, yeah. One of the hosts confirmed that a few days ago.
>>742991865>and stalled for an HOUR for this shityou sound like a woman, shit started like 30 minutes late and part of that was just them being behind from the pinball and sonic incentives being met. realistically they stalled maybe 15 minutes
host putting more effort in that voice than the average troon runner
Alright I’m tired of these motherfuckers clowning on Garfield. They didn’t grow up in a Sunday Comics era.I grew up with this phone.I grew up with the Fat Cat 3 packs.Garfield was fucking funny, and these fucking clowns pretending he never was and using him as a meme is fucking disrespectful.Jon Davis is one of the few fucking things Indiana had going for it. Fuck these guys.I’m dead serious.
how the FRICK can i tell who's winning if they're all doing different routes?!?!?
Does the dono reader really need to butt in every 3min in this 3h run?
>>742991917>Metroid at 2 am on a work night
>>742991985Because it's just a shitty coop not a race
>>742991985It's co-op, they're all winning
>tech crew fucked up already nice
>swapping to the wrong screenSHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>full screened wrong personwelp, only took them 20 minutes to fuck that up. shout outs to the tech crew
The only way to salvage this "run" is a parken blowbang/gokkun.
>>742992017>>742992018oh shi-
Are they actually all in the same game instance? I didn't know the co-op mod let you split up like this, but if they're not I don't see how it's co-op.
just tuned in, is this all unique bosses, or literally all bosses
>>742991965hi carrie! youre doing a shit job at the gdq programming!
>>742991983I borrowed every single Garfield volume from my library as a kid. I miss the heyday of newspaper comic strips.
>>742991945There we go lmao
>>742991983Yeah, I really don't get where the whole "Garfield is unfunny garbage" thing came from.
>foreskin noble
Shoutouts to the tech crew
multichoke, this is a gangbang
>>742992070All bosses, lazy dupes and everything
Are there any restreams that don't have north-korea chat moderation?I remember that there used to be restreamers for older events..
>>742990338I called it. Killed bosses easy then died to glitches.
>>742991773Yes, technically speaking, you're donating directly to the organization (Doctors Without Borders or Prevent Cancer Foundation). GDQ gets paid beforehand by the charity organization to run the event, and GDQ takes cuts of like attendance, twitch ads, and subscriptions, but everything else goes direct to the actual charity organization.
>>742992069no, separate instances but one killing a boss removes it from all of their games (i think?)
>>742992032>>742992037>>742992040They can barely hit the fucking timer and it's been over a decade, of course they were gonna blow this.
>>742992118some things never change
>>742990923actually mad
I sense CHOKE kino with a chance of aborting run
the dlc was cool
>>742990284yeah looks like a good deal to me
Falling starbeast is the worst fucking boss in the game. Who the fuck at Fromsoft approved having multiple versions of that shit?
>>742992075i accept your concession
>>742992079I’m serious, I wear these Garfield shirts all the time. Garfield is a part of Midwest American culture, and they joke about him
How do they kill all bosses in like 5 hits?
>>742992149>heh I'm so smart, I called that easy things are easy and hard things are hard
>>742992149>>742990338>mario run>heh i bet they're just gonna run and jump the whole runLOOK GUYS I CALLED IT
>>742992229god she is a fucking babe.
When is the spooky block? Or did I miss it?
>>742992274This is how easy the game was for other players
>>742992274game isn't that hard if you know what build works and what items are good. they're pretty much all going glass cannon with some broken weapon
>>742991009>>742990843How mentally ill do you have to be to save these boring nothing-happens webms of a an objective 4/10??Holy shit, the power-boosts that ugly foids get from working in a male and troon-dominated field is fucking insane. Nobody would glance twice at this bitch ANYWHERE else.
>>742992342it's between every run
I don't watch these fruity, autistic events but is this bitch no longer a thing? The new girl you fags post is mid as mid can be.
>i accept your concession
>>742992342You missed it, though I don't think it was an official block. It happened Tuesday night/Wednesday morning
mitchriz definitely choking something this run
>>742991881>the YouTube stream has been consistently much higher than this chart is showingLooks pretty accurate to meWhat other cope do you have?
>>742992435Damn. Guess I'll check out the youtube channel. Thanks.
>>742992421That was ESA, not GDQ
>>742991174kek
>Trannies for ten gay years>Nothing but mockery and disgust>One single 5/10 girl>Anons clip every single second of her on camera and shower it with nothing but cum and tsundereSeethe and dilate, tyrannies. Your time is up.
>>742992421she killed ESA with some bs female drama and then fell off the face of the earth
>>742992404
>>742992421whats her only fans link?
>>742992421
>>7429924211. she was ESA, not GDQ2. she actually nearly killed ESA by alleging the staff enabled some guy to... grope her? be creepy towards her? not sure if anything really happened. but a bunch of people quit ESA and they cancelled their winter event after that, but it seems like they've bounced back now and have the winter event again
How does a Japanese videogame company create settings and monsters inspired by Western myths and aesthetics so much better than literally every other Western fantasy rpg? Fromsoft has by far the most talented artists in the AAA game industry
CHOKE ON THE MAG COCK
>>742992517kek really
>>742992342>>742992474Only formal block this year is "Silly block". Like that another anon said, closest we had, was a string of Evil Within 2, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, and Kuon.
>>742992513You lost chud
>CURSE YOU BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbest storyline in all of the souls games. my eyes were legitimately watering at the end of the bayle fight. you can feel the fucking zeal coursing through igon's veins.
CHOKED
>>742992513That anon is a low-test simp too. Stop wasting website bandwith on her.
>Talks shit>Gets hitkek
>>742991174lel
They should have a death counter
>>742990923The least you can do during a repetitive run with lots of down time and confusing presentation is give the viewer a pretty girl to look at every once in a while.
>>742992572Stop being a weeb
>ESA almost folded & can't even handle an 'alleged' sexual assault accusationGDQ is simply the superior event
>>742992587this girl was hot as fuck and the tards alleging she was a tranny are mindbroken
>>742992525she's built like a normal-height midget
*sniff*
took a long nap. why are they doing a 3 hour 4 person co-op run
>>742991231Most souls bosses die to you walking directly into their crotch and spamming heavy attack.
>>742992595>BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR >AND I IGONhe spent the entire fight hyping up you, godspeed you glorious bastard
The actual fuck is the point of the Death Link if they all just sit around masturbating whenever the dude is fighting a boss
>>742992670He was, and is, correct in his decision.
>>742992675Because they approved it, are you retarded?
>>742992670H-HE WAS JUST GETTING HIS BAG
>>742992658>she's built like a normal-height midget
>>742992586>KuonHey that's cool I'll check that out.
>>742992713That is why this entire thing is stupid.
>>742992587The Bayonetta run was an A
>>742992675Game to interest normies and beg for money for incentives as the schedule transitions to late night runs of weirder games.
>>742992634kinda true lol. one allegation from a girl whose entire schtick was showing as much cleavage as possible nearly took down the event. meanwhile GDQ constantly has scandals and they just fire the people and move on. hell, shout just got cancelled for raping a blind girl and GDQ didn't even bat an eye, just roll in the replacements and move on
>>742992739It's called being short and fat.
>>742992670I that was probably the last year I felt gdq being real fun.
love how they zoom in when Radahn is almost dead shoutouts to tech crew!
>waiting for the others before asking permission to diefuck this gay shitif it is inconvenient for them that just makes it funnyeverybody who gave money for deathlink got bamboozled
>>742992675because they put the retarded prize goblin in charge of scheduling
>>742992670Is this real
>>742992421What "new girl"? It's the same girls
>>742992587>this is the girl that caused the chart cancer we have now
>>742992713it is stupid, but to be fair just now they were sitting around because one of them needed to die on purpose to do a skip. so they knew a death was coming
I really LOVE runs where it's split across 4 screens so I can't see shit
>>742992421She is cancelled anon. Lied about SA
>>742992817
lilaggy looks like vinny from vinesauce
>>742992887And don't forget the constant chatter and noise making it even more "stimulating"!
>want to hear me sing?
>>742992784>just do it mangets me every time
why is this a co-op? what are they doing?
uhhhh ain't radamh the last boss?How is there a "starscourge" radamh? or is the dlc considered non canon or is there some sort of clone fuckery in the game?
>>742992841No
>>742992887If you’re too stupid to understand what’s going on then that’s a you problem
Who's the worst dono/host?
>>742992959Radahn returned somehow
>3 fucking hourslmao no
That singing was fire
>>742992887everyone laugh at the phoneshitter
>>742992821anyone who has ever donated money to these events is a fucking moron. charity is either about printing pamphlets or smuggling migrants
>>742992959>that fucking starving horse under himwhat the fuck???
>>742992959Miquella stuffed his soul into Mohgs body.
Wait why is everyone fighting Radahn? I thought they shared a world state.
>>742992914yeah from like 15 years ago. in current year vinny looks...well let's just say vinny looks his age.
>>742992421Same anon, I only check these threads for more gifs of her. Sad to hear she's dropped off the internet
>>742992959DLC radahn is his spirit put in the body of mohg by miquella. read some item descriptions, lil bro
>>742993017It’s okay if you’re poor, no need to project it onto others key>incoming seethe and copecool, you’re poor, we get it
>>742993034He's using gravity magic so he can keep riding his favorite horse from before he became fuckhuge.
>>742993059There is no sharing at all
gdq wouldn't have to worry about money if they just auctioned off the cushion parky sits on each event
>>742992261I loved reading garfield books and watching the cartoon growing up. Got teased all the time for my garfield trapper keeper. I still have it and use it. Those are some cool ass shirts anon. I'm jelly
Oh cool, Elden Ring>4 separate screens each doing a different thing at a different point in the gameNevermind
>>742993017
>>742993004Rookie numbershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLO9dKuDWushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VzINrQwwtI
>>742992556Lovare and her friends wasn't given everything they wanted and made up a sob story as revengeNearly worked but now everyone knows
>>742993059There is no co-op. There is no shared world. They are all running their own separate worlds, but each is killing different bosses in a combined effort to kill every boss in the game. The gimmick is that if one guy dies then they all die.
>>742993087Don't be too upset. What little research I did to find more footage of her, she only looked her best at these events. Whoever was dolling her up in makeup and outfits knew what they were doing because she does not look nearly as good outside whatever she did exactly at these autist streams.
>>742993254the twilight princess one at ESA was longer. 11 hours i think? but then again they also left it on overnight.
Mohg was clutch
>>742993347>11 hours is greater than 17 hours
>tech crew cuts away from mohgnice
>>742993142yeah
>>742993201The shirts are new, but I’m happy to have them. You can find them online.Is the trapper one of these? I had one, but it got water damage.
>they're all using cheese strats instead of fighting with honor
>>742993254Bro if your speedrun is not 338 hours you should lower your tone.
I thought Mitch just did Mohg? I wasn't paying attention, why are they fighting him again?
>>742993447>watching a speedrun>expecting honor
>3 and half a hours of rollslopatleast they are all he/hims that's rare as fuck these days
>>742993460both are going to the DLC
>>742993460They both need to kill Mohg to get into DLC
>>742993385oh i just opened one of the videos didn't realize it was the same run lmao
>>742991484moron
>>742993394>>742992421>>742992556Everyone probably assumed she was free use, can't blame them.
>>742993460apparently their worlds are completely separate and they don't even share boss kills. so since mitch and josh were both going to the DLC, they both had to kill mohg
>207 bossesI take it most are so fucking generic no one remembers them or jobbers
>>742993347DW7 was 17 hours and 30 minutes, my dude, and yes it was live>>742993456Baten Kaitos has tons of downtime and I doubt anyone does it in one go
Is spootybiscuit doing a Descent run this year? I can't be arsed to look up a schedule.
>>742993120>>742993319So this is effectively four different runs being played side by side with no real cooperation. I thought it would be like some other games where they can actually share items so there's a lot of interesting routing to grab items or complete certain things for each other. See you all for Metroid this sucks.
>>742993394Post everything there is of her.
>>742993456this is insanely stupid but curious
>>742993601most of them are glorified regular mobs and repeats with higher stats
>>742993601yeah there are a lot of repeats and minor bosses
>>742993601Assuming makes anASS out of UandMe
>cheesing mimic fightyou didn't beat the speedrun
>>742993394>>742993654Nm, found her insta.
>>74299365895% of the run is waiting for the shampoo to age
>>742993662Most people only talk about the same handful of bosses. You have +200 bosses and most of the discussion is centered on less than %10 them.
>4 he/him>joking about the types of women they like>announcer fairly quiet>good gameplay>slightly confusing format, but tech has actually been surprisingly good at swapping full-screen to the person fighting a boss>fun twist (shared death)is this the best run yet?
>>742993319does this mean if they're not doing this together it takes 12 hours to do all bosses??
>all bosses shared between 4 people>3 and a half hoursHow many bosses are there in this game?
Do you guys think Jack Black will say skadoosh tree in Alex Garland's Elden Ring movie
>>742993619I mean it's a speedrun where you go play the first part as a prereq for the time consuming shit then go to work and then come back and casually play the actual game for two weeks during the stupid fucking real time waits yeah.
>>742993771wow Spike looks like THAT now ?????
>>742993776There is a number in the top right corner of the screen that may surprise you.
>>742993637they are cooperating by coordinating their routes to most efficiently kill all the bosses
>>742993776top right corner dummy
>>742993413me lying on my back on the ground
>>742993771Did sent go on ozempic??
>>742993769Skumnut itsn't playing, it could be better
i played this game but i didn't get the lore at all
>>742993815>>742993823kek alrighti'm not a soulsfag so i never played elden ring, but guess it really was pretty huge
>>742992525Unironically my type
>>742993876it's random autism intentionally made for youtube bait
Those fucking poison procs do so much fucking damage wtf. I completely overlooked them cause I thought they wouldn't do much
>sweet, a poster for my digital poster wallet
>>742993876It's about a giant midget who eats shit and wants the rest of the world to also eat shit
How many millions would they make if there was an incentive for parky to put on a micro bikini and play in a kiddie pool filled with oil
>virtual attendee badge
>>742993808It's basically a meme category
>>742993920Only if she smokes Marlboros outside and needs a lightOnly way I’d talk to a girl like that
>>742992670>>742992784This is such a classic. The memes were so fucking funny. And I agree it was the last actually funny gdq where retarded sperg shit happened that was actually meme-able. Although there's nothing really stopping something similar to this happening again, besides attendees having self awareness. It's not really something that could be stopped from the event being so locked down like it is now. But nothing this funny has happened since then and it's already been years. It's just been boring trannies being trannies and pissing everyone off because of how obnoxious they are. I don't really remember if the guy telling everyone to jump in front of a bus during the metroid run was an event before, after, or the same event, but that was one of the last big funny happenings too.
ONE MIRRION HOYYYYPE
>>742993252Parken!?>*EXPLODES*
>>742993769Snowboard Kids, VVVVVV, Memoirs of Magic, DUSK, and Earthbound: Beginnings all way better
parky is kinda mid frfr
>>742994002It's fun
It's crazy that outside of the AMD donation, the donation pace is basically flat.
>>742993769>announcer fairly quiet
They should have made an overlay that crosses off the bosses as they kill them. Would have been much better. With four people in completely different locations its impossible to tell how far they are
>>742994128Better than the 3/10 Asian girl desu
>>742994145They were at 900k when they started
>>742993769um... no... ?
FUCK BAYLE
>>742991601Anons... I didn't buy before the spike, is it over for me?
LilFaggy
>>742994137Sure if you like spending two whole weeks to watch a single run where the runner is more absent than present
>>742994185but that would take effort and a skilled tech crew
>>742993394I love women like that.They do shit like this intentionally, knowing every loser is gawking and tearing themselves from the inside because they can't fuck her.She then goes to her hotel room and fucks like crazy.Honestly? Based
How hard is it to go to GDQ? I’m a hyper charismatic Chad and could embed myself. Would it be worth it for the memes? I could get on a couch at minimum
>>742994198bar wasn't that highwithout makeup parky is 5 at best
>>742994049Also it seems like they dont really put the camera on the audience anymore like this. Probably because of the sniff meme and the dancing guy. I haven't been paying much attention to it this year but it seems like they always use that same view of the audience from above which isn't really a good angle to catch stuff like this.
>>742994315too late, even being a meme gets you bannedsome dude clapping his hands together on the crowd cam got banned
Parky
>>742994315Hardest thing would be the wall of BO at the entrance
>>742994049Because they used to have a big audience cam and that a good angle showing the audience.Now the audience cam is tiny as fuck, barely shown at all and at a bad angle.
>the guy doing Ranni route isn't going to use the Moonlight Greatsword
>>742994315easy if you're not poor. just register whenever the window's open and get a room. the days of the event hitting the registration cap in hours are long gone
>>742994315>I’m a hyper charismatic ChadI'm sure Chibi thought the same thing
>this shit started july 5anything remotely good so far?
Why do people say that this game is hard? All bosses die in a few hits while doing nothing
>enemy felledI though it said Felted
>>742993059>>742993637Seamless co-op has way too many seams to actually be able to do this
Was the elden ring horse a mistake?
>>742994509They have the best weapons, fully upgraded, and are using multiple buffs and status effects.
>>742994508honestly the only run I enjoyed was the very first one (DKC2) it was chill and movement was fun to watch and I really like that game, it's been steadily downhill ever since
>>742994516
>>742994569Having no horse in this big ass empty map would be worse
>>742994508the barafag game last night was ok
>>742994402many are saying this
This is barely a speedrun, it's just four nerds playing Elden Ring
>>742994392I’m not a fucking retardYou don’t get known by being the crowd, you get known be being nice to people and being on the couch. Here’s the plan>find small runner>big them upThat’s the in to the practice room>lurk someone who has a staff on the couchHey, that was a cool run, seems like a cool community, what’s up with that? You hungry? Let’s all go out for somethingStaff member is invited.Pay for them, now you’re in. Talk them up and lament how small streamers don’t have couches and you’d love to help, they just need to point you in the right directionBoom, GDQ couchYear 2 you thank them and you’re in as much as you need.This shits simple if you’re not a social outcast
i member when /v/ threw a shitfit over the skibidi fragments
my god this is boring. I can't believe there's 2 more hours of this shit
>which elden ring boss could you beat in a fist fight?malenia because she's the chick boss
>>742994509Try it out for yourself. It's actually crazy you never played any of these games by now. I actually want to know how you havent possibly played any souls game/bloodborne/elden ring because I'm wondering what kind of person hasn't played any of these yet.
>>742994509ER lets you, if you know the game well, break bosses openthe first time you play it, you're not going to know the game well and those bosses are going to take a few tries because you haven't memorized their entire attack patterns and stagger limits
>>742994715congrats on the most autistic post in the thread
>didn't they already bea godrick?>this one is called Godefroy>check wiki>>>>>>bro there are so many fucking jobbers with GOD somewhere along their name.god vorergod healergod fapperyet all of them might as well some sort of background jobber. Might as well call them privates with how fucked the power scale is in this game and that ain't including the lore.
>>742994509Having to press the invincibility button is about at the limit of the average gamer's skills. They're used to games giving them autoregen shields, free revives, and quicksaves.
>>742994508i liked the cyberia run
>>742994516I couldn't have, she was alive, I felted!
>>742994715if it's so easy why aren't you on their casting couch right now chud? quite frankly you come across as incredibly autistic and conceited. their clique will smell your tism from a mile away.
>>742994508Evil within 2 was enjoyable, just several dudes having fun and explaining tech while they ran. Kirby air riders was potentially a WR on stream..
>>742994796None of it is wrong, you’re just too autistic to get past the “talking to strangers” part of it
>>742994516>Kino Casino commentary of Elden Ring runsI would not watch
im out, gonna go watch the American idol run I missed last night instead for some cringe
>>742994516HE'S MAIDENLESS
>>742994715>plan fails instantlyLol people can smell weird ass people like this what you're trying to do isnt natural at all they'd just be like haha ok nice to meet you bye on step 1. And every other step. Just because from reading this you seem weird. You need to be actually charismatic and not force it.
>>742991206Shouldn't you be typing out your donation hon?
>>742994840I don’t do it because I don’t want toI could, if I wanted, but I currently do not want to.
>>742994906goblina but thinner
>>742994897You’re implying that I’m weird ass people. I’m someone who people seek attention from. It is a simple plan
>>742994906whats funny about this picture is the fact there is a 100% chance there's a dude in a dress crying about his feckless cock in one of the stalls as she takes it
>>742990150I can fix her
WTF IS HAPPENING
>tech keeps cutting away from a real boss fight to show the last hit on some chump
>>742995115tech crew earning their shoutouts
wroong screeen!
This is like that one fight in remnant 2 where it keeps cutting between two different fights
I kinda miss when I was unemployed last AGDQ and could watch the whole thing with anon. I've missed most of this one.
>>742995172Everybody loves a montage.
>>742995198Same. Thankfully this is event seems like it's been ass but I'm missing all of ESA which will suck.
>mitchriz glazingonly memorable run this guy did was that "hitless" sekiro run he did where he got hit a bunch
Crazy the host is letting them play a little bit instead of screaming about a million dollarsUnlike that FAGGOT who did DS2 that one year
>Spike is to blame for thisMakes sense
>>742995359They're not getting many donations prob
>>742995198you didn't miss much desu
>>742995198yeah i was unemployed for the past two GDQs, it was max comfy. i'm work from home so i still had this one on in the background all day, but i couldn't shit post as much in working hours so it wasn't the same
>>742995354speaking of hitless, does anyone else remember the legendary hitless RE2 run?
>>742994906Anon come on
>>742995354blindfolded Sekiro is easily the most impressive thing he's done and probably why he gets a free pass have his annual choke runs every year
>>742994906
>>742995063It's weird because you're already plotting to manipulate everyone there which is strange first of all. Then you have this plan where you think everything will work perfectly step by step where you talk to random people then assume they'll just want you to follow then around like a lost puppy. You have too much confidence in this situation or think you're too great which isn't a good way to make connections in this case. you want this to work you need to find the most powerful/popular member you can actually get along with in this gay little tranny circus but who is actually secretly the biggest pushover when shown any resistance and go from there. That's not easy. But you need to actually have the same interests as them and a personality that works with them and say you like something they really really really like. And not something obvious. Not just try to force yourself in a bunch of situations like an autistic retard. That's what chibi did. You clearly have no self awareness. You think tons of people aren't trying to do this obvious shit you're saying? It gets annoying unless they actually think you're cool and you dont seem like a retard. And you need to actually be good for something not just a leech.
Imagine running into parky in some remote hallway of the venue and her stretching her panties out while you jerk off and cum in them and she spends the rest of the day walking around with your load in her panties and then she becomes your gf
shut up nigga
>>742994906>>742995445>parky is mahjong-pilledDA POIFECT BROAD
>>742995359why did you jinx it
shut the FUCK up
>>742995496Aggy lock in
Does the roll have I frames or something how are they not getting hit?
>>742995390what happened here?
>>742995476That's a red bellied woodpecker
>>742995591Yes that's the whole point of rollslop
when did they raise the estimate by ten minutes
>>742995591Yes, these games are for literal fucking babies to pretend it's hard.
>>742995445lil overboard on the bronzer
Are these completely separate instances? I assumed it was seamless co-op or something by the category title. Just started watching.
2 more hours of this HOOOOYYYP
>>742995638The estimate was always 3:55:00And they will add 30 more minutes once they meet the incentive.
GDQ FAGS WHO ARE READING THISTELL TECH TO PICK A BOSS AND STICK TO ITTHIS IS WORSE THAN NOTHING
>>742995608anon, it's just a red yoshi
>>742995638Deathlink incentive
>>742995781>>742995781>>742995781
>>742995708It's four players doing their own routes to kill all 207 bosses in one big co-op ""run"".
>67 / 270 = 32%>1:35:00 / 3:25:00 = 46%overestimate incoming?
Oh god a dozen catacomb areas, after I got to the mountain I just decided to skip them wtf were they thinking
>>742995638A little before 30 minutes into the run. I haven't been paying attention enough to know if they said something or died a lot to where they said they needed to up it.
>>742995804the first 20 or 30 minutes was them running to get their broken weapons. THe pace picked up after
>>742995804nah, once they're towards the end they do a lot of clean up on shitty bosses they can kill in like one hit. beginning is slow and then they start killing like 50 in 15 minutes
>>742995804A lot of time is spent at the start doing set up, things accelerate.
>>742995802I see, that's cool. I could imagine routing this kinda thing would be fun.
>>742995638padded a little for the deathlink incentive being met. i seriously doubt this is going longer than 3 hours tho
This nigga's Alexander sounds like a Goron
>>742994667
>>742996523Why does this E-girl keep getting posted?
