Previous: >>742990150https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Elden RingNext: Metroid DreadLater: SEGA AGES Puyo Puyo
>>742995781miggin
migging
>missed him beating Commander Gaius for some wimpy ass subhuman "boss"Execute the tech guy
migged
>1 metroid run>it's dread
Whats with all the obsessed stalkers?
I've migged.
>>742995887>implying it's a guy
>>742995908still surprised a bunch of spics made a semi-competent metroid game
Slay the migging beast, become the migging lord
>>742995905Double migged
>>742995781I haven't watched in years since the great trooning. Is it still all men in dresses?
rare clutchriz
JUST PICK A BOSS YOU STUPID FUCKER, I DON'T NEED TO SEE FIVE SECONDS OF ONE BEFORE SKIPPING TO ANOTHERi swear to god, the people on tech crew are fucking braindead
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742995908>no prime 4 runit would've been shit, but still curious to see what the run is like
Even though in the end I didn't really like it and they bizarrely padded things out with repeat encounters, I'm still impressed by just how much stuff is in this game. It's a real game of indulgence.
MMMMMMMMIGGERS
>600 hours on my first playthroughso this is the power of women in gaming
>>742995983based fellow xoxo migger
I really enjoy GDQ and have nothing against trans people but I tuned into the UFO 50 runs and wow those were some doozies. I’ve always been fascinated with how certain gamer subcultures attract people like that. Happy to see the run anyway though I don’t mean to be a weirdo
>>742996123I played it for 25 and uninstall it because it was boring, empty shit.How the fuck do people spend that long playing Elden Ring? At least with something like Skyrim, as many legitimate problems as it has, you can really sink your teeth into a fully developed world and tangibly interact with it. ER is a combat gauntlet with the only worldbuilding coming from two sentence blurbs on shitty items you'll never use.
>>742996123My sweet summer child, one cannot simply hear "my boyfriend" during a gdq donation and assume the speaker is a woman.
>>742996123just cause the donation said "my boyfriend recommended elden ring" doesn't mean the donator is a woman
>>742995857god i miss him
>>742995905Who is this delicious spic cumslut fuckpig cocksleeve
Getting sleepy I think its time for bed
What feedback would you give them?>No! Not that sort of feedback chud!
>>742996206Lmfao that's hilarious what reddit post did you copy and paste this from
More like Lil Faggy lol gotem
>>742996289get rid of all of the theater kid segments. the focus should be on speedruns. do not focus on politics. the focus should be on speedruns.
>>742996289I think this person may be retarded.
>>742996220You just like poorly made retard games elden ring is way better, more fun, and engaging
>>742996289Hi :D Could you please ban all the trannies? Ty :))))
>>742996220>At least with something like Skyrim, as many legitimate problems as it has, you can really sink your teeth into a fully developed world and tangibly interact with it.holy fuck, kill yourself
>>742996289wake up Mike Uyama and bring him back
>>742996340Less runs this year due to waning interest submitting+them bannign half the runners every year. Viewers aren't the only thing low. They had to fill timeslots with something.
>>742996289>i'm very tiredt. person who "works" two weeks a year
>>742996220>ER is a combat gauntletand it was great
did I miss anything good in the last 8 hours?>elden ring>race>4 playerswoke up for the worst run
I still believe that ER doesn't deserve more than a 7.5/10 because of the last third of the game.
>>742996289if this is the type of desperation post coming from staff DURING THE EVENT, they're all surely seeing the writing on the wall about donations and viewers trending way the fuck down. this event has a lifecycle like all other fundraisers and it is spiraling into nothingness before our eyes. I give it 3-5 years
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>742996220The difference is Skyrim is a completely glitchy mess, has tons of text to read, and the combat is brain dead. Elden ring is less glitchy than Skyrim for sure even though it has glitches obviously, not much reading or plot, and it's more like you're actually playing a game.
>Almost 2 hours in>Not even halfway done the bossesMercy kill incoming?
>>742996475sonic was alright, but that's it
>>742996289>viewer surveys wtf how have I never seen these mentioned
whos in the lead I can't tell
>>742996260
>>742996413yeah i doubt it
>>742996550They skipped a ton of early game bosses that will get cleaned up in the end with one shots
>>742996381The point is how the fuck do you spend 600 hours playing it, you knee jerk retard.
>one runner fighting a genuinely unique dlc boss>other runners fighting glorified trash mobs with boss HP bars>tech guy somehow can't decided which one to show on fullscreenhas no one on staff played this game?
>can't even level the feedsI have never seen shoutouts like this
>>742996505>wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>742996579It's not a race.
>>742996665ok well i have no idea whats going on this format is horrible they keep swapping between different runners its jarring gonna go ahead and give this an early Z rating
>>742996475It's not a race.
Trannies cant exist without our hate. This is what I understood from that one in the Snoopy speedrun that said "nailed it" after some random lies like I'd get angry. They literally live on the hope of nailing someone and then cry about their rights.
I occasionally come into these threads and click on the stream and it has repeatedly been dissapointing. Why would I watch this when I can watch townsends boil a potato instead or something.
>>742996710even worse
>>742996705>ERM I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO READ THE CATEGORY SO THIS IS SUCKSi'm not going to give it that rating and in fact I'll give it two good ratings to cancel yours out.
Why doesn't she ever run?
>>742996505>01/13/22(Thu)09:07:47 No.584855710bro?
Miggin'
>they carved out 30 minutes tomorrow to interview a vtuber who has nothing to do with speedrunningdios mio
it's like i'm watching a fucking warioware game
>>742996398good fucking pot
>>742996764what are food courts like bros
>>742996756this man is not a knower. he just doesn't know.
>>742996779She has AIDS or something
>and then I'll come back again for senna sex???
>>742996810so? is doctor's without borders gonna put their resources towards curing a millionaire streamer?
>>742996815it's a gay thing
>>742996803usually filled with somewhat mediocre small chains (asian food, italian food, etc.) and then one or two big chains like taco bell, chipotle, or (if you're lucky) a chik-fil-a. one of the few places where a big chain is better than the small one. usually the tables have crumbs on them and feel kinda dirty because they have one drug-addled janny assigned to wiping down tables and they just shamble around barely doing anything.
>>742996623I dont fucking know because they really like it and we're trying to be one of the best people at it. Are you too retarded to figure out some people like different shit? I put way more hours into way shittier games because I just love them for whatever reasons that make me love it some how.
>>742996747Is she actually good at any game? Every single archipelago or race with Aggy, Chris, Dom, etc., she's always the weakest link by a longshot.
>>742996779Would it have been okay if it was this dumb bat that loves randomizerslop and romhackslop
>>742996869why would vegetables need a laxative?
>>742996869what happens if you overdose on these?
>>742996747Because I give her ever inch she'll ever want
>>742996903she's alright at Sekiro, but that's basically it
>>742996936buttsplosion
>>742996803peak. your mom gives you ten bucks and you can either go to sbarro and get a big ass slice of pizza or some chinese food or something. i pity the zoomers who grew up without going to the mall all the time
>>742996221>>742996225a tranny wouldnt be spending that much time in a dogshit open world before completing it once
>>742996764Bruh
>>742996869I took these once when I was constipated and it made my rectum feel hot and funny, I see why it would be good for gay sex
>>742996860her fans will come watch the stream
>>742996764Did he shit himself or what
this has been going on for two hours already? Poor tech crew was not trained for this, or anything else for that matter
>>742996936your pee becomes soft too
How can I be so bored by an Elden Ring run?
>>742996949I just remember the archipelago where she chose the crab souls game, which she admittedly said she used to speedrun, and missed an item so it took her like 13 hours to complete and then she didn't technically even beat the final boss.
MEGACHOKE
>>742996890On a first fucking playthrough? 600 hours? Is this person mentally disabled?
this is so ass that I moved to the ESA rerun.
>>742996289>At least make looney troons be normal people if you're not gonna ban them - no latex, no cosplay, don't let them take looney troons games like super princess peach or elsa daycare>Don't allow nogameplay runs except on off hours, put gameplay on main hours of impressive things (people want to see impressive things)>Replace theaterkid bits with some casual gaming or some kind of esport - maybe a local tournament by the audience with a small reward (mostly bragging rights)>Start actually catering to your autismbase - put in a sonic and megaman run>Put in the new games everyone wants to see - these are mandatory you can't avoid them>Chill out with the donation begging constantly and cringe audience shit, make it calm and relaxing and let GAMEPLAY and comfy commentary rule instead of removing the gamplay and coping with WEE WEE SAVE THE ANIMALS since you have no gameplay left
Who jobbed?
Finally some fucking choke. I want one of them to lose their shit and die over and over and fuck everyone's runs
>an hour more of thisthe next run better be good
THE CHOKENING BEGINS
>>742997050ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>742997036did I just hear a coin?
How bad are the donations compared to last year?
choke
>>742996764why was the cameraman recording the fatGAWD prior to him tripping...
>>742997098Everybody is twice as generous!!
love dollssimple as
>>742997030Oh right on a first play through that's giga retarded. Im kinda drunk not paying attention to the stream or what you said before but you did mention the first playthrough thing already. Yeah it's a fucking retarded tranny scum of the earth.
>>742996289>Consider that this content may not be for you anymore!grim state of affairs
>>742997125because it's staged
>>742997017In her defense the Crab souls archi is completely fuckedbut yes, she is almost always the slowest in any race she's in
>>742997125You ask too many questions. Keep your pretty little mouth SHUT.
>>742996289>acknowledge that you repeatedly get the same feedback>don't do anything about that feedbackWhy even ask for it in the first place?
>>742997098lowest viewers in a decade, above average donations
>>742997098about to hit a milly, that's pretty typical for thursday i think
>>742996289i couldn't find any evidence that there has ever been any other surveys before agdq 26
>>742995781what the duck is that thing m8
>>742996289if theyre gonna chant about trans rights constantly than just change the charity. they wont do that though cause this one makes more money.
>check schedule>realize there's pretty much nothing left this marathon that i want to seedam, /v/ros...
>>742997215a jew
What if someone dies now? Surely they'd have to just cut the run early. They wouldn't be able to beat it an hour 20 after that
>>742997098the viewer to donation ratio is the highest it has ever been
>>742997209one day in the US and he already became obese
>i'm against the death raper
>>742997215
I thought this was supposed to be a difficult game?How are you chipping out 1/4th of the boss health in one hit?>
>>742997232I thought that when the schedule first came out yet here I am
>>742995781impressive chompers
Extremely ESA tier run thisAnd not in a good way.
>>742996340>>742996413>>742996501>>742997141>>742997178err, I'll have you KNOW that our runners are some of the top contenders of their games of 2 (two) submissions, where as before they were only 5 or 6th in their Zelda or mario games. If you can't handle the prime content or just don't like it then leave :)
>>742996764I love how every action takes like 10 seconds to perform after the button press. If you think about it he's the dark souls of real life
>>742997303i'll still watch this slop, though i'm busy saturday night and will miss the finale
>josh telling tech to stop switchingthank fuk
>>742997329is this bitch a social media manager for GDQ or something? because crashing out over criticism on twitter isn't a good look
Why has this suddenly gotten so awkward
I haven't watched a GDQ in at least a decade is Mike Jewyama still in charge and making hundreds of thousands of dollars years for the fraudulent "We Put Up Flyers About Cancer" charity?
>>742997343my hero. giving the morons on the tech crew the ability to make any decisions is just asking for trouble
I'm just gonna point this out but the tgirls that show up in these events are acting and looking weird because they are all horrifically autistic (for real and not as a slur I'm saying) and have no earthly idea how to dress or act like a regular adult regardless of being male or female, they'd just look like a regular sloppy fat nerd that doesn't know how to dress well if they didn't transitionThere is a lot of non-autistic trans women that actually look and act like women outside of these events
>>742997232samethe only run I was particularly interested in was PRAGMATAAt least that run was pretty good
>>742997098personally I'd like to believe that they've scared all of the normal people away and the only ones left are paypiggies literally just donating for their political stances.
>>742997329Volumes: spokenFeedback: positive Ellipses:...overused...
>>742997343>>742997432>still switchingTech crew give no fucks.
>>742997395the best PR person GDQ has had since protomagicalgirl
>>742996289>Consider that this content may not be for you anymore! That's fine!I, personally, would not be taking this insufferable faggot position if my viewer numbers were declining as hard as GDQ's.
>>742997434They're retarded man saying "trans rights" is pretty much like saying "we shouldn't kill all the retards" at this event
>>742997512they really need to just hire the most bland corporate person instead of these emotional troons to be their pr person
Proto magical girl era was the absolute peak of gdq Perfect balance of actual good gaming and cringe
>>742996289Respectfully, you're misquoting me.I said, "I always prioritize positive feedback first," and that's from first-hand experience. Focusing on the good stuff first reinforces the hard work that the Staff and Volunteers do to make this whole event work at all. There needs to be a recognition of the good with the improvable.My coworkers and I make a feedback thread every single event on ways that we can improve out work, so we absolutely do not ONLY want positive feedback. That's just a feedback loop. Whether you think we are, that's your opinion to have! But..that's not what I said. Thanks!
>>742997512No one has even mentioned them on reddit>>742997592a bland pr person would probably tell them to stop associating with so many insane people
>>742997512Why did they hire a 13-year-old tumblrina are they fucking retarded?
she should really stop replying on X
>>742997515With the all the donoblogs apparently what they want is the same people on both sides of the screen. GDQ is better understood as a seminar where annoying people gather to learn how to be more annoying.
>>742997651>a bland pr person would probably tell them to stop associating with so many insane peopleYes.
>>742997329I do think it's weird to focus on Bonesaw when Bonesaw was only sort of noteworthy for doing that run because everyone and everything else had already been banned.
>>742997663She's having some kind of manic episode or probably on drugs
>>742997628the absolute peak was 2013 when it was just a bunch of dudes hanging out. 2014 is when it became this.
>Have to wait until 2:2am for an actual fun run to startThat's alright haha nobody would ever want anything fun in the 10pm timeslot when everyone is home from work / daily activities haha, just fill it with a 4 hours 4 player eldenslop or something
>>742995781Yikes
>>742997329"temporary"?????Wasnt he literally officially banned for 5+ years and then softbanned for years after that
>>742997545I wonder how it feels being a tranny actually attempting to pass at a GDQ then the second you show up on screen the TRANS RIGHTS donations start flowing inMust be hell on the self esteem
why the fuck do they not keep all the runners on the stream at the same time
>>742997663Damn, that is a young Scent. Where have the years gone?
>>742997750The funniest part about that was Air Canada having no idea about his rant.
>>742997638>I said, "I always prioritize positive feedback first," and that's from first-hand experience.Why do these people think locking yourself in an echo chamber is a good thing?
>>742997710its only cause hes the face of the gay ops they do, such as "soft banning" him by never accepting his runs
You guys all HOYP for Adef's made up category roguelike "speedrun" tomorrow?
>>742997729>he thinks there are any fun runs leftLMAO
>jump cuts from the middle of a battle with an ancient dragon to a random hobo that one of them is beating to death
volatile
Why is the host so aggressive in this run? I'd like to hear the runners comment.
>>742997750The official ban was a year, then they never accepted any of his runs again and Mike Umami gave him a dressing down when he tried to commentate a friend's run.
>>742997765worked ok in the beginning when they were pretty much doing one boss at a time, but yeah it's a complete shit show now that they're all fighting bosses at the same time and the tech crew is too retarded to know which one is actually worth watching
>>742997765I guess because the screens are so tiny, but really the whole premise of the run is ill-conceived. Neither watching a bunch of small screens or having the screen constantly switching about is preferable over just having a singular view of one run.
>>742997879feel like he hasn't really been that bad? not cutting in that much given this is a three hour run
>>742997545Honestly I'm a tgirl that acts and looks "normal" and I find the trans women at these events very cringe myself lol but I'm in discords with all of these trans streamers and they are all barely functioning autistic to the point that they don't actually know how to learn how to talk or act like a woman and mostly are on disabilityWe're not all like this I swear lol just the ones that speedrun are this
>>742997879The host is the most important part of any run. Funny, charming and reminding us about the important charity we're all here for. Show some respect.
>>742997836There has to be a point at which there are consequences for this shit doesn't there
>>742997710Omg... like... sheeeit... like it dont like know what the fuck like to say... because im, like, retarded.... youre just like saying like I dont listen to good music because I'm like.... insecure about like, that... and like.... sheeeeit... like, like. I hafth.... LIKE.... DOwn thynNNnnNNn...DWUUUMMMMM....
>>742995905darn brat
>>742997663they have no PR strategy besides being snarky, loud, and obnoxious because that's always worked for them before and that's all they've ever done.simply walking away would not be snarky, loud, or obnoxious, which was exactly what he was hired to do.
>>742996289The reasons I did not watch this event from AGDQ>Running games no one knows about>Low skill runners, with way too much overestimates>Stalling for donations>Host taking over some runs not letting the player or couch doing the commentaryI dont mind trans if they are good playing, there have been a few cases, but it's usually the opposite
I can't be the only one who watches to see how shitty and bad they can possibly get (that shitty rhythm game, princess peach shit, made up homemade indie games no one has ever played etc)
>>742997896yep, one of those runs that only seems like a good idea if you put no thought into how it would be presented. GDQ has been doing this shit for like 15 years and is still making rookie mistakes
>>742997836judging by his last run, he'll choke, load a seed, and still go over estimate.
Do you guys remember the scripted Mario Odyssey run?
>>742997965she needs to be punished by sitting on my face
>>742997896>>742998005You can thank SpikeVegeta for the concept and why it got pushed through.
>>742997941>Honestly I'm a tgirl that acts and looks "normal" h-hot
>>742997638Damn, this reads just like her. Good job.
>it's not done until everyones doneSo this isn't a race or a speedrun...?
>>742997941
>>742997998Anon, that is all that is left to watch these days. There are novelty runs like the current run which are fine, but there is no tension in the actual speedruns any more, because the people they invite are not the best and just want to put up a show, which is really difficult with speedrunning. So all that is left is to watch the troons and see what is supposed to pass as woman these days.
>>742998103it's copy/pasted from a reddit thread she responded in
Not bad
>That sounded like an adef voiceBANNED
>>742996289Stop putting Parken in the far distant background during multi-hour Elden Ring runs
>>742998037This was such a fucking shitshow. Cheats multiple times and still goes over estimate. Literal youtube clickbait video run shoved into the finale
>>742997215the hottest woman at gdq
>>742998132What gave you the impression the event is about speedruns? Last 2 runs were a fucking pinball machine and some tumblr rhythm game ad
fatfuck
>>742996289Consider that the women's restroom may not be for you! That's fine!
Wow they really dumbed this down for normies huh? Imagine being able to put Ornstein and Smough to sleep
>>742998202WRONG, you're forgetting that sonic mobile game
the announcers have genuinely ruined this event for me
>>742997941we know. I have a few trans friends and they are totally normal/good people
parky mentioned
>>742997941Yeah thanks for pointing out the obvious anyone can see that they're retarded
>>742998158this would have saved this run
5 bucks to get in on the Parken train!
parky ain't that hotshe's just an average skinny grill
>>742998237>weKill yourself.
>2 more hours of older slopWhy do they do this shit during primetime?
>>742998291she's a new york 6/10, but a gdq 200/10
>>742997941I guess there's a massive difference between trans people who's biggest wish is for nobody to realize they're trans, and trans people who's biggest wish is to be praised for being trans
>>742997941I believe you. I've known plenty of trans people who are just normal people and you wouldn't know.GDQ only has completely broke retard trans girls whose only concept of a woman comes from watching anime.
>>742998312uh oh melty
>>742997329>call everyone old>say that shafting bonesaw (arguably one of the most important early GDQ members) is not important>completely miss the point anyway that it's less to do with bonesaw and more to do with the anti-fun rule-heavy environment
this is too much
>>742998345>trans>people
>>742998291That isn't true and you know it.
>>742998291>average skinny grillin the US the skinny part is increasingly rare
>>742998169I fucking HATE him now for this. I didnt give a fuck about him before this but this made me fucking hate him. He needs way more fucking hate for this amd should be banned from events for fucking cheating and bait and switching the donations. And he'll just say oh it's for a good cause even though he wanted attention from doing this. You can directly donate to this retarded shit if you want to. He's a fuckin piece of shit.
>>742998054>she needs to be punished by shitting on my faceftfy
>>742997710This is not true at all. Look at any big runs from 2013-2014 and Bonesaw is there. Bonesaw was one of the people who really leaned in and made GDQ entertaining and they shafted him for being too entertaining.
>>742997239my first immediate thought
>>742998169umm, the estimate was skitty though
Meanwhile, in the better stream:
>>742998345yeah that's a weird split in the trans community. you have the trans people who want nothing more than to just be assumed to be a biological woman. then you have the ones who say they want to be a woman, but go out of their way to make being trans their entire identity, rather than just being a woman. the latter tends to be more likely to be AGP or transbians for whatever reason
>>742997965barn rat
>>742998382it's true thoughwalk down any boulevard on a saturday night you'll see tons of themnothing special
>>742997880>Mike Umami gave him a dressing down when he tried to commentate a friend's run.the sad truth is that GDQ as an organization was never good, it was always anti-fun at the highest levels of management. the only good parts about it were completely outside of the org's control: top speedrunners and entertaining commentators
>>742998483drab rant
>>742998158Why is she flat?
>>742998545they'll get bigger after she gets pregnant
Is Metroid Dread a good speedrun?
Every GDQ host would do great in one of those middle-management roles where they do nothing and have a thin, insincere veneer of positivity. They have that kind of energy.
>>742997651>a bland pr person would probably tell them to stop associating with so many insane peopleexactly
>>742998397>>742998169it was the finale, going over estimate doesn't matter, and it was pretty transparent from the beginning that this wasn't gonna be a "real run". i agree the whole thing was retarded, but idk why /v/tards had such a conniption over it. there was literally nothing after the run, it wasn't delaying some other run you were interested in. literally no reason not to just shut the stream off if it was pissing you off that much
>>742995781Jesus christ what is that thing?
CURSE YOU BAYLE
Igor summoned
>>742998575Appreciate your optimism
>Attack once>Boss does a 10 hit, 20 second combo>Repeat 45 timesTruly the best video gaym of all tiem
>>742998147link? I wanna read the seething
are you guys ready for the absolute amount of donation begging that's going to happen on Saturday.Putting a Kaizo as the final bonus game was insane. it's going to stall out for hours like in 2022
>>742998579not really, it's a pretty linear game
>>742996289I'd tell him to get rid of all the trannies
>>742998625You rang?
lilaggy is so hot god damn. why isn't he having kids with the park girl? their kids would be guaranteed 10/10s
>>742998609Kiezafaggot's runs were always worse because they actively delayed other runs and they were even more blatantly cheated
>>742998695walk this way
>>742998650https://old.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1ur7pnl/i_have_loved_and_still_love_gdq_but_they_need_to/owkfid6/
this run is complete ASS
>>742998701His girlfriend is just a beard, he's into animals.
Still have 40 minutes of this shit
O O F
>>742998757Strong allegations
>>742998701He literally takes thirst trap pictures of parky for her to post, he's a cuckold or impotent
ACK
BASED HOARAH LOUX
This run is dawg shit
This shit is TOO LONG
>>742998701parky is barren, too many abortions during college
VIVALDI JUST KILLED V2 and now I get twitch ads again because no userscripts or twitch blockers work aaaaa
>>742998695>Aggy… uhhhh… Normal.
>>742998695What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance.
Did they get that incentive?
>>742998834>>742998790>>742998757
That fucking delay is comical, holy shit how do people stand this game
Just got in, how's Elden Ring?
>>7429988181 and it's not even a question
>>742998835I haven't got a single ad this whole gdq on twitchI don't even have another other than ublock
>>742998875kino, peak of the marathon
this sucks
>>742998875The runners are fun, the run itself is a snooze-fest
>>742998875shit like every other souls like
>>742998875There have been deaths, so it's automatically mediocre at best.
>>742998741>entire thread agrees the monster hunter run had way too much dono begging>ERM ACKSHUALLY YOU'RE JUST WRONG>THERE WAS ONE MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE 2 HOUR RUN WHERE THE COMMENTATOR DIDN'T SAY SOMETHING!!!lmao they need to fire this person
>>742998835this shit's on youtube now, just watch it on firefox with ublock and you get no ads
>>742998835>using chromiumLMAO
>>742998875dogshit
>>742998875Game is too fucking easy they're killing most things in like 6 hits from what I've seen
>>742998875I really enjoy these guys when they run their bingo versus or other runs, but this run is mid at best. They aren't really interacting with each other in any meaningful way to be a 'co op' run. They're doing great individually and all have different builds and weapons, but it might as well be 4 different runs. It's fun I guess, 4 straight dudes with no 'trans rights!' spam is nice, but I would give it a 7/10 at best so far.
>>742998951which FF blockers work these days? most of them have stopped working on me as well on twitch
>>742998948>There was at least one moment where there was no host interruption between huntsfucking hilarious to type that out, has to be trolling
>>742998948aaaand they just started working apparently? since they have this block every year.
>>742998875it's okay but really starting to drag. 3plus hours is too much
>cutaway so show some jobber get one-shotI don't know why they don't have someone who knows this game calling the video switches.
>>742999019What the fuck are you watching on twitch for? The 1 message per hour chat?
>>742998741>>742998948>>742999052>>742999057and the cherry on top, the pièce de résistance
>>742999019uBlock is the only "blocker" I have.I also use twitch html5 player, but it doesn't block ads, it just makes twitch usable at all.
Did they increase the estimate again?
>>742999019>>742998949
>>742999136yes
>>742999112They can never be fired now so may as well get used to this.
>>742999136NO! Estimate has always been 3:32
>metroid delayed until 3 ammetroidbros i don't feel so good
2 more hours of this shit hooyyyiiiipppp
>>742999136What! Of course not! It's always been whatever it is right now!
>Ranni cucks vs Frenzy cucksWHERE ARE MY POOP EATERS AT
>>742999136yeah, i guess because they met the igon incentive? idk why that adds 7 minutes though, you just have to talk to igon in a few places. could just be retarded tech crew not understanding that the incentive doesn't take any extra time, they clearly have no familiarity with the game given how they don't know which boss to focus on
>>742998609Because it was completely fraudulent shit be a retarded youtuber who didnt deserve to be there and they could have had an actual pokemon run with someone who had the slightest idea of what the fuck they were doing like the fire red run this year that got spammed with ZZZ by trannies.
>run is so boring thread is deviating to reddit drama
When was the last time a WR was hit during GDQ?
All these bosses just blur together for me.
>>742999136Doesn't look like anything to me.
>>742999265>reddit dramait's GDQ drama chud
>>742999283No focus, no story line, it's just a thing that is happening.
>>742999221Hey I might be awake for Yelsraek NES block on Saturday
>>742999230only 40 minutes on the estimate left and i doubt they go that long, most of the bosses left can be one shot
OVER FUCKING ESTIMATEEND THE RUN
Saar you must activate Windows saar
>>742999270Yesterday or the day before.
>>742999136this shit never fucking ends
someone please rate this snooZefest for me, I'm so tired I can't keep my eyes open
>>742995781That is a man
What happened when i tuned in like 12-16ish hours ago wasn't the total like 650k? how did they make 325k in the past day? or am i misremembering
>>742999252dung eater gets turned into my puppet every run, nothing as enjoyable as watching him actually freak out
>>742999270Earlier this event. Might've been a couple? I think one was in a UFO 50 game?
>>742999270several times during this event (there was only 1 run before this event for the category being ran)
Went downstairs, heard the host scream $50,000 and I thought I missed the mother of all Whale Marys
>>742998469You've just explained the same mental illness twice, you are not a woman. You will never BE a woman. You are a mutilated mental patient, who cannot stand women having female only spaces. If anything you are a misogynist who fundamentally misunderstands what it is to be female. Fuck off back to whatever shithole discord server you slunk out from.
>>742999349yeti
>>742999262>they could have had an actual pokemon run like the fire red run this year that got spammed with ZZZ by tranniesoh i see, i didn't realize i was talking to a fucking moron
>>742999303exactly
I hate this dono reader faggot more than all of the other ones combined
>>742999349We anons donated 250k apparently.
lmfao I never noticed the 'Activate Windows', I assume it's something to do with deathlink
>>742999329are they baiting for microsoft to come down on them or what's the deal? surely they could get free licenses for a charity event?
Does anyone enjoy races
>>742999112>celeste runner is a trannyno way bros. no fucking way. what the fuck.
>>742999270there were like four this event so far. mostly meme games/categories that barely have any runners tho
>>742999349AMD donated $20k instead of fixing their driversAMDchuds funded this
>>742999063NTA but i'm wondering why the puyo run later is of 1 when basically most other games would be more fun than just blasting the opponent with a 5-chain and winning. fuck i'd say the fever duology would be probably fun to see, 1 is shorter but you'd probably need a lot of practice since the ai in those games are pretty good at getting into fever themselves or getting a quick powerful chain off.
>>742999252Billions must bear the reviled blessing.
>>742999410this isn't a race
>>742999376Oh sorry, I forgot a lobotomized retard tranny would reply to my post and would contribute zero value like your life.
>>742999439Buying a used RTX 4080 never felt so goodIt was the same price as a RX9070 XT
Come on yetee, we just need another $20,000 donation!
>>742999373accurate picture of what all 40k fans look like most pathetic fandom
>fell troons
>>742998579I only watched one, it seemed interesting the way it used Shinespark even if it is fairly linear. The game has good movement at the end of the day so that helps.
Lilaggy doesn't seem like he enjoys this run
>>742999494if that fire red run is your example of a "good" pokemon run, then you should just chop your dick off now
>>742999481My bad. I check out whenever AAAslop is on.
it's been the same bosses and arenas for two hoursthere's like 10 unique bosses in this entire game
>>742999543He wants to be done with that crap so he can go back to his one true love: Dark Souls French Challenge.
>>742999520more like felt troons, woah buddy
>>742999583It's the best and hardest game ever, dude
>>742999426The WR holder for 100% is a regular Asian guyHis run last year was actually pretty goodShame that trans shit was added to Celeste after release to appeal to them
running around the map cleaning up trash bosses with over leveled characters is very boring
>>742999557Groomer tranny you're like pwease chop your dick off pwease. It was as good as you can get for a pokemon speedrun if you have to have a polemom speedrun. You're a complete fucking retard who should kill yourself if you dont realize that and keep trying to say retarded faggot tranny groomer shitm kill yourself kill yourself
>>742999557NTA but that race was pretty close even all the way at the end, and they had pretty good explanations for the on the fly routing and mon catching they did. The issue is the host was an absolute retard doing gay pokemon voices the entire time, talking over the runners and other bullshit, but the actual race itself was solid
>>742999543I wouldn't be feeling well if I knew what was coming in the after hours parky "fan meet and greet"
>>742996289I've had the same belief for over 10 years. They need to get adults in the room. They have the money to rent some serious help but they keep pulling from their own communities instead. There are no tard wranglers or professionals. You can google most of the staff and struggle to find a single decent LinkedIn, especially true for the people actually showing up on camera. This feedback is pointless because it will go to a manchild, and more pointless because it's on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum.
omg it's le hecking evil dragon balto or whatever
>>742998545small boobs with good hips is a perfectly valid bodytype
that was so HOYP chat...
>>742999608
BAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
is there a safety audio delay on the crowd?
>>742999692the race was shit because one of the lead chances came down to pure RNG a race of a game where the variance is only like 1% skill is shit by default
>>742999680you sound indian the way you repeat yourself
>>742999270think they got the record for puppy playtime and elsa takes a bath with daddy a couple days ago, might have been a record too for the mario 10,000 dollar machine on proprietary software % run.
>>742996732Go back to the shmup thread nigga. Oh wait, you got it deleted.
>>742999791Kys tranny now
who the hell is bayle
>Uninteresting run given prime spot in the schedule because it's a popular gameErrry time
>>742999680
>>742999830Forgiver of Zanzibart
>>742995781I miss when this freakshow had a better view of the broader bizarre audience
EZ hitless
>>742999830steve jobs
>Activate Windows
classic mitchriz choke incoming
>>742999830>Pierre Bayle was a French philosopher, author, and lexicographer. He is best known for his Historical and Critical Dictionary, whose publication began in 1697.[4] Many of the more controversial ideas in the book were hidden away in the voluminous footnotes, or they were slipped into articles on seemingly uncontroversial topics. Bayle is commonly regarded as a forerunner of the Encyclopédistes of the mid-18th century.Sounds like a fag but I don't know why they hate him so much
>>742999518There are truely some pathetic specimens in there. Look at this one. Look at this chimera just trying to be recognised just as a woman. A skin walker. Scaring small girls when this monster lumbers into the female rest room to drain her gock.
>they're doing bosses one-by-one now to pad out the donations>not even close to hitting 1 millionjust end it fellas i've already dropped my ranking 1 grade don't make me do it 2 grades
THIS is the boss people said was so hard the DLC was unbeatable?
>>742999935JEJ
>>742999960damn that is the most realistic depiction of a hobgoblin I've ever seen,I mean this, that's perfect.
>>742999935that's the final boss
>>742999960that fucking guy is an aberration
radahn got the femboy milk boost
>mitch actually did itwell I'll be
>>742999984I just used a shield, wasnt hard at all
>>742999984He's easy if you're a true gamer, but yes.
>each person ends on a different big bosspure kino
If they did all their final bosses at once they'd've gone underestimate even with Deathlink.
I didn't finish ER, how come there's so many niggas with the same name
>>742999984It takes so much skill they make it look easy after they memorize every detail of it after years. Go try it yourself man.
Hot damn
>>742996289Go back to the GDQ prior to 2013.
UNDER (ORIGINAL) ESTIMATE
>>742996289The first issue is quite clear being trannies, but you can't really fix this "hobby" Mental illness is heavily correlated with the idea of speedrunning, which is why they all gravitated to trooning out.
>>743000071Oh and they did anyway.
>>743000086There aren't that many niggas with the same name there's just a lot of niggas with similar names.
Why did they increase the estimate? There was zero indication this was going poorly.
>>742999984That boss is not easy without practice
RATE THE FUCKIN RUN
That statue looks like it's checking dubs/dabbing
>>743000180B
>>743000180S
>>743000071original estimate was 3:15:00, so it was still under
>>743000180A>>743000107He dates a woman in current year, so yes
>>743000160No faith.
>>743000180C pure mid
Good game good run
>>743000180A for alright
>>742999557A C tier race is obviously better than a ZZZ one
>>743000180C
>>743000180D no parky
>Cuts off the ending people paid forlmao
>>743000180Bstarted off strong but about halfway through they ran out of unique bosses and it got boring as fuck. tech also started fucking up about halfway through when they were fighting bosses at the same time and they focused on the generic bosses
>>743000180A
>>743000180AWhile the swapping between streams was sloppy, you can tell how much work was put into this, and even though the announcer was begging a good bit, I didn't feel like they were as bad as they could've been.
>>743000180A for under estimate
>>743000180Sthe ending hand off sequence was p cool
>1st try bayle, malenia, promised consort, elden beast back to back>frenzied flame ending>under OG estimatedare I say, kino
>>743000180B for bloody boring.
>>743000180C.Was alright to have on in the background while I did other stuff but not compelling enough that I was actually watching it that often.
>>743000180C i guess
>>743000180SSSS
>>743000180A, Kino finish
>>743000180S for Igon and Bayle and the last bosses being fought separately. Kill whoever cut off the ending though. What a waste of money for those that donated
>>743000180B for boring
>>743000180B. Nothing special
>>743000180A- dragged in the middle, ending was kino though
>>743000198Yeah, I underestimated how quickly they'd finish the last boss
>>743000180D-
>crowds of people leaving while the donation reader starts talkingLol
>>743000180D for didn't even play the full cutscene that people bid for
>>743000000
They're all gone
>>743000180Cway too long and boring
>>742998147>she
>>743000180C - pretty dull, too fucking long
>tfw working out and still constipated>cooking up a medium-sized meat and fries meal after being constipated for 2 dayswhat will happen /v/ros
I like my Yeti cooler but I'm going to stop buying from them after learning they donate to this degeneracy.
>>743000180Z, boring as fuck4 screens and constantly going back and forth
>announcer saying he "thinks" he's done hitless maleniasure, buddy
>>743000426cook up hot chicken it will unstop you if you're getting unstopped from french fries and meat you're fucked up
>>743000180A for A HAIL OF HARPOONS
>>742998545Flat girls can be cute too, anon.
>>743000426Post belly pics I beg of you
>>743000471LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what a loser
>>743000180P for Parkenharbor
>>743000426your little butthole is gonna be puckered
>>743000180FIncomprehensible barrage of bullshit
>>743000041>we're not all like that, just look around and ignore the vocal vast majority!Tick tock, xister, peak trans is over. People are done playing make believe
>>743000180D for Dull. Elden Ring isn't a fun run to watch
>>743000426eat more fiber your shit will come out like soft serve ice cream
>>743000180A, pretty cool I thought
>>743000180I'm doin' him a B
>>743000180Awould've been S but the screen switching was a mess. ending was cool as fuck
redpill me on vexxnbexxn
>>743000180ADeathlink didn't have enough impact
>>742998545Flat is hot
>>743000657seriously who the fuck is this guy
>>743000248>>743000251>>743000254
Hope dread is a good watch
>>743000426eat more saturated fat, retard.and avoid salt, constipation rock.
>>743000530ah, an intellectual
>>742995781Please tell me thats not a dude, please
>>742997512Is that a tranny? Profile pic isn't helping me.
>>743000794I stayed up just for Dread
this is your dono readersay something nice about her
End of marathon depression is setting in how many more…. Hours?
>>743000862Let me answer you with a riddle. They are a celeste speedrunner
>>743000901
>>743000910like 48
>>743000910ASM begins immediately after, have no fearhttps://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2026/schedule
>>743000980Nice. Aussie cunts and 4cc will tide me over until ESA>
Where is the Yetee?where is there big donation to help GDQ hit over 1 million?
>>743000980>The X-Files: Resist or ServeKino
>>743000937that ain't much of a riddle
>>743000980I hope my boywife is there
>>743000980>pokemon>websterSOVL
>>743000980The fat guy that was on the couch for ff9 last ASM trooned out
was tears of the kingdom good?
Was there even a single TRANS ROIGHTS during elden ring?
>>743000980>2 Werster runsLife is good
>>743001098woah, name? cute
>>743001225Cheating faggot
Does the fucking redditor announcer go toot toot for the whole wilds run or did someone tell him to stfu?
Vax status?
finally, time for my favorite metroid game
>>743001226Elliot Page
/v/, you are staying up to watch the Metroid Dread speed-run, aren't you?If not you should reconsider. It features the most powerful, intimidating, and yet complex and philosophically profound antagonists in video game history, Raven Beak.In fact the final boss fight with Raven Beak is so difficult I suspect the runner will shit and piss his pants live on stream before defeating him.
>>743001226sorry anon I didn't save his name
>Ginger PPP>She/TheyWhat?
Aw nervous couch
>1hour + of this nowI'm starting to thing I never liked gdq at all
You know, I wasn't a huge fan of Dread at first but when I replayed it it really grew on me. Pretty damn good game, looking forward to the VI
>they/them>they/them>she/theyit's already over
>metroid>no fagsgodful night
Oh no couch commentator is choking already
Did the estrogen melt his brain?
babe alarm on stream, what beautiful redhead <3
That guy doesn't even look like a low effort tranny
>she/theyIT'S LITERALLY JUST A DUDEZERO ANYTHING WHATSOEVERThat's a fucking troll, or a mistake, there's no goddamn way.
uh uh uhh uhh uh
>she/they>is just a down syndrome manthese trannies target the most vulnerable people, I hope someone saves this guy
>>743001345>no fagsthink again
heh, i've got some soft terrain for you right here
Wait this nigga is a she/they, he looks like a ginger Wayne Knight
>>743000980you fuckers better actually show up to the threads this time
>>743001161BULLSHIT
>runner already done with the crowdcringekino incoming?
>>743001372>>743001374>>743001387You idiots this is just how you get your run accepted nowadays.
>>743001374It's not a troll. I just checked. It's a mentally ill furry.Fuck these people and their enabling narcissistic bullshit.
>>743000980>Castlevania 1-4 relayOH HELL YEAH
what does it spell?
I don't see the theys? Where are they?
rip metroid
>>742996747Reminder that LilAggy or whatever used to be married to a hambeast and dropped her so he could speedrun Parky 1-2 years later. Likely was an affair or any% divorce skip.
post the rating dot map you niggers
>>743001372>>743001374>>743001387surely it's a typo???
I'm choking bros...
I always liked the running-away-from-niggas segments in 2D metroids
>>743001419Trust me, I wish it was just that.>>743001479>>743001421Check its Twitch/bluesky.
>>743000937So they're actually an Asian dude?
>>743001236plz reply
>>743001419nah man, the trannies actually manipulate peopleusually they are depressed or have some other predisposed condition so they are easy targetsthis really needs to stop it's already a big problem
>already chokedit's metrover
ma'amus aran must escape the temple of misgendering
>>743001226snood
>>743001437JOEATMTOAMOA? I think if you cut out some of the smaller words it's supposed to be JOEMAMA.
>host MIAWhat a disaster.
>>743001507twitch has nothing for the bio, but does have a furry profile pic (lel). looks like a vaguely male dog though
>>743000180DFor Demon Souls
I need to see her cosplay Zero Suit Samus
>>743001546>no trannie donationsthat's a good thing
no donations the marathon is over
>>743001435I missed that one, that sounds sick
>>743001226Siglemic
>>743001593>>743001593>>743001593
>>743001538Don't you dare compare snood to that speedrun 3.5/10 creature you freak.
>>743001559If you click About it links to his bluesky.
>>743001559>>743001507oh nevermind, it's a girl dog and bluesky has a trans flag with pronouns. bizarre to have your handle be "jay" if you're an mtf
>>743000901Pfft. ESA has a way better titty monster.
I'm just gonna throw this out there but the autistic tgirls at these events do not have the money for all the basic surgeries that make you look cis, like there's literally a voice surgery that gives you a natural high pitched voice and instead they are just watching YouTube videos and trying to sound girly with this same weird nasally technique that makes you sound like a gay guy and a lot of them aren't even doing that and just not even trying at allIf you hear a tgirl that sounds 100% like a man they just are being a lazy fuck pretty much and the gay sounding ones are poor but trying pretty muchThe poor and lazy tgirls also try to convince others that getting the girl voice surgery is bad and no one should do it but it literally works 100% fine
>>743001098seriously what is her name i can't remember
I liked Banjo Tooiestopped watching at Lagoon since im in a first-playthrough. gotta be one of the best games presented this edition
>>743001819>herplease refer to my boywife with his correct pronouns
>>743001616a snoodanon in my speedrun thread?
>>743001232>fell for the hit piece kys>>743001161sasuga
>>743001457good shit, parky's fucking hot and seems pretty cool for the most part, minus the 60IQ or plus?
>>742996747I don't follower her but every time a clip of her pops up somewhere my dick twitches just looking at this chick, something about the red hair and the kinda tan skin, and her massive lips that are never closed because she's a big mouthbreather
