Previous: >>743001593https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: The Chaos Engine (Remastered)Next: AbyssusLater: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time
Parky analingus
kino alert
>>743007417I want to fuck that thing
>>743007471IT'S HIM
TBCR MY GOAT
Oh it's this based autist
>All bald ugly obese men in their 30's-40's in the audienceKek
MIG!
>>743007417This is the third time we've had that OP, you can do better.
>>743007525>tfw full head of hair and good hairline in my mid 30sthank you god
>>743007525not so much different than here then
migging
Who is playing who?
how come all the good runs happen around 5 am...
This looks like soldier of fortune game I played as a kid on SNES
>>743007612>KFFC thighs >Those shorts
>>743007612god imagine kffc with a big pregnant belly...
>>743007615the guy in glasses is playing the guy in glasses
Looks fun to watch.But also looks like normal gameplay where he just knows where the keys / pickups are.Any actual good tech for this run?
>>743007627Because we live in bizarro clown world where they put all the freaks center stage primetime and shove all the normal people into the graveyard shift
>>743007640It's the same game.
Parkenharbor poophole tongue
>>743007664kffc with pregnancy tits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLASHING LIGHTMY WEAKNESS
>>743007723sauce
I am so afraid to jinx it anons, but this segment seems to be genuinely SOVLful so far. These two retards are adorable.Oh my god. Could the reason behind my enjoyment be skillful players, nerdy commentary, absence of giggling transbunnies, and legitimately fun gameplay?How could this BE?
>>743007683Thanks
GDQ did not warn me early enough about the flashing imagery I am now forced to commit suicide and detransition
>y'all>this NOT fun>y'all>y'all>y'all>he's ONE of the runners of the game
>>743007724BLAM you like that little slutBLAM BLAM BLAM
>>743007627The sinister eye of coolmatty shuts closed for the witching hour.
>>743007417Im craving for hummus, sgdq got me pregnant again but theyre all runners hehehe
What are you playing while you watch?
>>743007753Sorry, but there is a lot of talking during his run. Can't do better than a C
You laugh, but I use flux so my eyes don't hurt, and both colors are literally the same.Is this what color blindness feels like?
>>743007827this looks like absolutely braindead mobile autobattler shit
Genuine question who is the hottest girl who has ever done a run at gdq and park doesn't count it was some co op bs
>>743007837flex doesn't make colours the same anon...
>>743007837>blue thing is green with piss filterYou ought to have this realization much earlier.
>>743007746https://x.com/ldoll_itk/status/2040014411327480025
>>743007871the girl who ran some hitman games some years ago
>>743007853>autobattlerit's the one gacha that doesn't have that
Is this even a speedrun? They are barely even doing anything out of the ordinary and they stall all the time.
Our boy made a friend. I'm so proud of him
>>743007919https://youtu.be/-RLOsjCsegU?si=bnOXdneCSRd_CqkVOuuuu shiii....
Last level was tense
>>743007907It kinda does though.>>743007880Well, I disable it when doing actual color sensitive work, but watching fags playing NES games doesn't count so...
This looks really fun to play.
Think this is A for Autism
>>743007417this is the first time i've enjoyed a gdq run in many years... just a couple of freaks who have clearly played a dumb game way too much taking it too seriously. very chill vibes
There should be a girl that looks like she couldve been a showgirl at some 2001 E3 doing a speedrun of Diablo 2 or Ridge Racer
>>743008196I don't think flux is supposed to look like that
This whole thing is incredibly Jewish.
>>743008196you have some really weird settings
This makes me want to play it but i have no friendsAlso reminds me of lttp
>>743008014Are you retarded?
>>743008309top middle is hard for me lol
>>743008278There should be a girl who looks like parky stretching her anus around my penis
>>743008350>>743008309dunno, maybe I tried some mode to send to bed earlier or something and it didn't really work as intendend.
kek the one in the blue shirt reminds me of this guy
why is there a huge epilepsy warning on the screen 100% of the time? I don't think I've ever seen that anywhere ever
RUN INVALIDInstant F
>I'm going to go ahead and hit the pipelul
>>743008364Chaos Engine? You can play it alone. It forces you to have an AI companion, but you can switch to them and get them killed in the first stage and then you can play the rest of the game without them and you get more money that way too.
>>743008392I think that's the one only colour blind people can see
>>743008309Oh my god the middle one is it a 3 or an 8? Am I colour blind?
>>743008453hunter biden moment
>>743008419I'm coming to your house right now to give you epilepsy. You've never seen the warnings before because I had never been pursuing you before, but I am now.
>>743008364Its fun game. I think its made by same guys who did Speedball 2?
>>743008414On it's own it isn't gonna help you much if you're still actively doing stuff, but it helps if you time with for a bit earlier for when you're supposed to get ready for your sleep routine.
>>743008414is that maxed out filter? no wonder it looks like shit
>>743008474I think it's a 2, but I AM colorblind so
>totally normal dudes during the graveyard shift again>totally normal runs during the graveyard shift again
>>743008474I think it's 2 but it's a lot tougher to make out than the others
>>743008474Top middle? Looks like a 2 to me
>>743008525>is that maxed out filter?it says recommended colors. I don't know what you mean, it's not like flux has a trillion options.
>>743008309For anyone who wants to know the numbers from a red-green color blind person.12, 2, 42, 21, 6?But I can only see the last one sometimes.
>>743008553I understand doomposters. They're just American.
>>743008570ah dunno, I haven't used flux in yearsI just use the default night light thing that comes with windows
>Despite my monotone voice I am currently shitting myself ladies and gents
>>743008537>>743008560>>743008568I only saw the two after posting
>>743008474You shouldn't diagnose yourself as color blind at home with your PC, because your monitor's color settings might make the image harder to perceive than it actually is
>GDQ staff crashing out on bluesky that too many people aren't happy with the current state of GDQI wonder if next year will be the last?
>>743008581>2174 actually, got the others right
>>743008657>if you don't like it don't watch it!!!!>viewers dwindlewhat were these trannies expecting
>>743008659>>743008581YOu're both color blind.sorry
Our boy has a son. I'm so proud of him
Hilarious standup routine, this guy is a born comedian.
>>743008474do these look the same to you?but also >>743008643
>>743008657Examples?
>>743008701They don't care. They just want you to not exist. Ironic as it may sound.
>>743008702I'm an optometrist
I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT
>>743008771I'm so sorry for your patients.
So what uh was it supposed to look like
>programmers credited under "code"Let me guess, bri'ish
>>743008657my favourite is always someone from GDQ staff having a meltdown over the yearly 3 or 2 mildly negative comments on the speedrun subreddit
Guys I SWEAR this was insane and intense and rarely happens!
There should be one random instance of an Instagram Godess speedrunning a game. We had plently of male chads.
RATE: THE CHAOS ENGINE
>>743008657see>>742996289>>742997329
>>743008514I get the occasional warnings, nothing wrong with that. Epileptic people know most games have flashing lights though. There's millions of streams that don't have messages on screen all the time and I've never seen an epileptic person complain. Why not have a message for people with high blood pressure too? They can die from games. Not very thoughtful of them if you ask me.
>>743008657post source or die
>>743008837S
>>743008837A-
>>743008837F
>>743008837A
>>743008771I'm more of a pessimist
>>743008837Sthe stand up routine, the clutch
>>743008837SS. Close to being over, pretty clutch win. This guys runs are always good.
>>743008837SClutch shit at the end from tbcr
>>743008837AI didn't watch much but it wasn't overestimate so that's a plus.
>>743008837B
>>743008837Solid A
>>743008825>hot biofems running gamesthat's trans genocide anonalso where would you even find those, it would just lead to another influencer ad like that slut at ESA
>>743008845>>743008747quoted wrong posts >>743008840
>>743008837S great run and commentary
>>743008837STis peak, my lord. Insanely tight, nerdy, genuinely autistic. Delicious.
>>743008876
>>743008837C
>>743008837A, nice ending and cool looking game
>>743008837AI actually hugely respect a good topdown co-op run because of the coordination it demands, and it showed. They were locked in for 30 minutes. The nailbiter finale didn't hurt either
>>743008837C - comfy run, have no idea what the deal with the "stand up routine" was
shoutouts to the tech crew
>>743008963>have no idea what the deal with the "stand up routine" washe stood up, anon-kun...
>>743008950Actually fuck it, make this an S
>>743008837A for Autism
did they get raided by ICE
Why do so many raters explain their rating this run? I used to be the only one who actually explained why I give any given rate.
seems like it could be a decent block
>>743009049Nah. No consent.
>>743008837A. Was decently funny/interesting and didn't overstay its welcome
>>743009083damn
>>743009051We learned from you
>I know you're all mentally ill and need to be told to eat food, shit, and drink something like toddlers.
tech issues
Tuesday has been probably worst day so far, there was so many shit runs.
While we're on tech issues break I'll take this opportunity to remind you all the new Ghost in the Shell anime has started and it's fucking rad
>>743009051I want to be like my hero
You get to run any game of your choice, but you need to pretend to be a tranny in order to do so. This includes attendance, to the GDQ orgy. You do not need to partake but you must witness it.Do you take the opportunity?
>>743008897Idk dude, it's almost as if AGDQ is male-centric. They accept male-ish trannies, maladjusted males and alpha males. Meanwhile actual women thrive in sports and e-sports, but theres absolutely no representation in AGDQ. Ive seen for instance, an actual woman get the WR in Flicky (Arcade), which is points-based but still, actual women can be interested in mastering games like speedrun.
A mouse bit through a power cord
God, I fucking love drinking milk. It must suck to be a lactose intolerant sub-human.
gdq should have an undocumented week showcasing runs from illegals
>>743009195Ok, I’ll give it a try
>>743009268>ice deporting runners after theyre done
>>743009221If I can run karryns prison virgin%
>>743009195I'm pretty disappointed so far not enough porn of classic/new Motoko yet. Show is good though.
>>743009109>>743009213sounds like shilling to me.Go be indian somewhere else, pls.
We return to the George Floyd Memorial when they come back
Imagine hitting 1 mill during tech issue
>>743009230The have their Frame Fatales streams sometimes which is women (mostly). It is kinda weird how they talk about being inclusive but segregate people by gender and skin color into their own groups.
Kek
Is this mrgameandshout's revenge? Did he bite through the ethernet cable?
>>743009079Eh, aside from TMNT looks like nothing but indie slop until Kirby
>>743009369didn't this happen the last time too
>>743007917>never prefaced or expanded uponwhat do you even call this, it's less than a oneshot, it's like concept bait
>>743009365>which is women (mostly)Why do you lie so blatantly?
Is GDQ truly dead? I watched all the previous ones because they were getting advertised everywhere. This time, I literally didn't even know there was a GDQ until now. 8000 viewers is nothing compared to past GDQs, isn't it?
WE BACK, /v/! HYPEEEE TRANS RIGHTSSSSSSSSS
>>743009369They made jokes about it on stream a few times this week
Imagine the smell in the venue elevator
>>743009302only if theyre over estimate
>JD Puppy FUUUUUUUCK
OH NOT DJ FUCKING PUPPY!!!! TRANS RIGHTS ALL THE WAY
>>743009365>which is women (mostly)
oh no no no...
>really gay sounding faggot>named JD PuppyWhat is with the amount of sex perverts at gdq
>Host: JD PuppyNOOOOOOOO FUCKING NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOHang this furry faggot
>>743009446It's been on a steady decline. Even for addicts like the posters in this thread, interest is waning. GDQ staff is, of course, merely accelerating the decline by refusing to acknowledge that no one wants to watch a leftist virtue-signaling let's play marathon.
>Corvimae is the current host
isnt it nearly a week in? not even 1mil?
If any of you are at the event please punch this bloke in the back of the head while he's live
>>743009553Oh nvm...I saw Corvimae's name for some reason thought it was the host
>>743009572it was like 200k yesterday at the same time so dont you worry
God FUCK OFF Jd KEKY. No one wants to hear your try-hard-please-hire-me-voice-"actor"-youtuber voice faggot ass.
Diaper cubfur rights!
Oh fuck, he's going to make it all about himself. More than usual.
Hello SAILOR, I'm sure heeere for a FAABulous time!
>>743009525Viewbots are starting to trickle in
>>743009572Last day makes like 1.5 million when they open the sponsor valves
>>743009607i thought he was just gay
>>743009550How has no one made a competing event where it was like the old GDQ where people just speedran and didn't give a shit?Also anytime anyone speaks like this JD Puppy guy they're absolutely faking everything, I don't know why they don't just behave like a normal person instead of faking their optimism
>>743009572Just a week and almost a million?
tfw when youre roused out of your meth fueled diapered fursuit orgy to host sgdq
>>743009230that I am not denying, those kinds of women exist even if they are rareHowever the question is: why would they show up at GDQ? Over the past years they made it clear what their priority is when it comes to "diversity": it means white mtf trannies. They don't even really want black people there beyond one or two token blacks which is why they shoved those into their own segregation event too.And their event "for females" is also heavily dominated by trans people.By now the few biofems who would qualify know that this is event is not for them. And GDQ is only doubling down on the trans rights stuff.The only biofems who would bite now are influencer types who don't really care about competitive gaming or speedrunning but see it as an easy way to stand out and boost their popularity. But even from that group they'll only get bottom feeders now given how GDQ's big days are over and it is on a steady decline.
Imagine working with this faggot, you just know nobody outside of his circle of friends likes him.
Thank fuck this fag wasnt here for the last few runs.
Can this gay homosexual fag man please stop talking
Omg someone else has a birthday today!
Reminder this is his last hosting session for this GDQ, so he's going to be even more annoying.
>>743009673>We're of lives, we're gonna need some serious t>TRANS ROOOOOIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTSSSSS
Why does this guy talk like a youtuber? like the vocal fry and cadence.
>>743009723i see Asuka424 as the last host though
>2025Another AD?
dunno what you listening to but I'm here: >>>/wsg/6192986
Interrupted before the timer even starts lol
>>743009643Most who try that are simply very small, it's difficult to gain traction.And those who are made by heavy hitters will quickly have GDQ staff running smear campaigns against them until they bow to the "GDQ way" too.
Is the reason all gay men speak this way because it's a biological effect, or a cultural effect? It has to be one of those two for it to be so consistent
>Kino hours>JD Puppy is host and we're nearing 1 milWe are so screwed
didnt know this garbage was running either til a kosmic vid popped up on youtube. whose laundering the money this time? the pamphlet printers or the lybian nigger boats. fucking kikes
>host ruins every run he hosts %
>rogueliteguh
>>743009762>otomeplease anon, reconsider!
>Missed the TotK runWas it good atleast?Should I watch the VOD?
>>743009793has to be culturalfaggot spend time with other faggots and eventually they all speak the sameI assume it develops the same as an accent
>"shooter">he doesnt have to aimwhats the point, shit game
>>743009775legendary
>>743009793I never really questioned it myself. Not all gay men speak like that, but I figured a lot of gay men try to sound feminine, but don't want to transition? Over time it's almost like it became more of a culture thing for gay men to speak in high-pitched sassy voices.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>743009780> Left-wingers demand installing PoC in privileged positions even when they aren't the best choice for the job, to virtue signal to their people> Right-wingers demand kicking out PoC from privileged positions even when they ARE the best choice for the job, to virtue signal to their peopleWhen did humanity become so fucking stupid about this? Racism in the 80's and 90's was actually better than what we have now because at least if someone was black or asian or whatever else, but they did good at their job, no one complained and just let them be
>>743009793It's a sibbolethIt's so they can identify who got anally raped by their gay uncle as a childThey're disgusting faggots
>>743009873I was about to say the same thing
>Time for another one?>Time for another one?>Time for another one?
FUCK YOU PUPPY TRANS GAY FUCKER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
>There is so much more love let me know if I can read donations Fuck off. Puppy faggot is going to try and hijack the run every five seconds.
I have a distinct feeling this host is going to read out "<3" in the most annoying manner possible.
>not even a milliondoniebros...
>>743009849Supposedly it was good, I wasn't there for it: https://chartfag.neocities.org/charts/
I hate it when the host tries to self-insert in the run.Usually it's female hosts doing it.
anyone play this game? fun?
>>743009953>LASS THAN THRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>743009849Artist? Also why do they have horse hooves for their feet
>>743009982there was some guy doing it the other day too, sonicmega or something? real fucking annoying
>>743009984i remember playing it on some next fest demo and it was quaint. It does seem to have changed a lot though
Looks like a boring game desu.
>>743009982It needs to be about them not about the runners or the run.
These are just the worst types of hosts. The ones who hijack and force themselves into the run because they get mad that they can't ready off donations for 30 minutes straight in their gay faggot voice.
>>743009780really wish ludwig told him to eat shit and fuck off and then ignored him from then on
>>743010045It's AI generated, but the artist tag I used is pantsu-ripper.And that's just how he draws feet lol
>>743009793>all gay menThey don't. He's just a flamboyant faggot. The few gays I've known never did any of that shit.This cunt is one of those "I'm gay, and I want you to know I'm gay."This faggot just made being gay his entire personality.
Remember to fill out the survey after the event that you want the theater kid antics to end.
JD puppy feels so fake is he genuinely like that?
>>743009953it will be "lllless than thrieeeee"
>roguelite
>>743009643Ludwig has his own little marathon thing, Fast 50 (invite-only), and then there's ESA and all the misc. European events. The closest thing to old GDQ is arguably ASM, the Australian marathon.There's a lot of reasons why it's more difficult than it used to be, but the biggest one is that the culture of streaming and speedrunning has completely changed.
>>743010110>give us your feedback>this may not be for you anymoreYou can have any opinion you want, as long as it's toxically positive
>>743010114This sounds like the kind of guy who yells at you off the camera cause you cut him off during the show. Fake & Gay.
>>743009849The first half was whatever, but once he made it out of the tutorial he was permanent one hit away from death and also had to do the final boss without having the glider. Commentary was solid.
>>743010114He's some mentally ill furfag diaper fetish weirdo who is mentally/emotional stunted at the age of 16, like most of the staff at GDQ.
the runner looks like wendigoon but if he were even more of a pedophile
>scumbag shitve
>>743010203The ugly gay shirt and the purple/dyed hair doesn't help.
Seriously ? Who talks like that in real life ??? WHO ???
really hope they don't hit 1m during this faggots host
The gay man is getting a little annoying.
the one thing that always irked me about TMNT is that theres Michael, theres Raphael, but wheres Gabriel ?
>>743010097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
>fast dashes>bouncing gunshots>run and gunIt's peak, I'm afraid>>743010110>begging for feedback>while dismissing feedbackThis kid doesn't deserve her job. Obviously it's best if people communicate directly but it's just nature of the game for most critics to give their negative feedback publicly. You should be thankful they speak at all: that means they care. Otherwise they'd just silently leave like the majority of GDQ's audience did>"It may not be for you anymore! That's fine!"Indeed it is
>Stream goes offline for half a minute>Viewercount drops from 20k to 9k>Slowly goes up again once liveIsn't that typical for viewbotting software? The slow increase over time to not make it look suspicious?
>>743010110If more than 12 people do that she is going to rant about GDQ feedback getting "brigaded" by toxic transphobes or something.They don't want feedback, they want praise.
The nine nine siiiiiixxpfffthhh
>>743010292Ask the Italians
>>743010323People are just refreshing the stream. Why would we viewbot?
>>743010323yes, but also the heaps of people who just went to sleep while the stream was on
>>743010310>It's peakguy doesnt even have to aim, you could run this shit blindfolded
>>743010310>>743010338>her >sheanons you should know how the game is played now.
>>743010389Go on then
>>743010413Would
>>743010110pt2
I actually don't mind this runner despite the dyed hair and streamer aura. It's a shame that JD is ruining the run, as per usual.
>>743010413this pic is tuff
>>743009643The french have their own event which is pretty fun.More successful too despite being french only. Which tells you all you need to know about GDQ staff's constant coping.
>>743010447>it doesnt matter at all ugghh why do you caaaare???Then unban him if it doesn't matter...? lol
>seizure warning covering the entire boss's health bar and roughly 1/5th of the game streamc..cool good job gdq...
this is fucking stupid
>>743010429im not touching garbage like this, no thanks
>>743010413I didn't really look at the pic or the name but yeah I should've expected that
>donations went from $995,983 to $996,087>somehow has 2 $100 donations?bros...I think I'm onto something
Rate the Abyssus run!
>"you can get popped by these really easily"Is this the latest algorithm-nuspeak to avoid saying naughty words mastercard doesn't like? They don't wanna say "killed"?
>>743010580B
>>743010580B+
So this is like a game for speedrunners who want to run shooters without having to aim?Isn't that the whole point of shooters? The skill of aiming and moving at the same time?
>>743010580F for faggot host and roguelites
>>743010580C- - Runner and couch were decent, but host was too fucking much.
>>743010564stop noticing, transphobe
>>743010586Bit of a reach
>barely able to hit 1 milly for the last 8 hoursinb4 this generates 2 million by the end of saturday
>>743010580D
>>743010413trudat i just don't give a shit>>743010580B+I don't know if that was easy or if he just made it look real easy
>>743010306kek
>>743010580C
>>743010580C was alright on mute
>>743010580Dbad game
>>743010564>$996,087 to $996,087>another donation
>>743010505Need to go to France and get a French gf that'll fuck me up a little.Shame I only speak English and German >>743010580C - Host makes it miserable
>Lets do charity for doctors who have a desk without borders to rest their arms on while computingx_x
I think I'm just going to play some granblue fantasy relink instead
>>743010580I'm doin' him a B
>>743010648>$50 and $10 donations>in a $50 increaseare they donating cash
>Unmute stream>TRANNSSSS ROIGHTSKill this faggot animal rapist host
>"trans ROIIGHHHTS!!">no response from the crowd so the host has to supply a "wooh!"So pathetic
>>743010713>no increase>another $100 donationwtf
>>743010536the main cause of discomfort right now is the guy behind the host mic
The speedrun reddit is dire, its either trannies trying to garner attention for their subpar achievements or people complaining about GDQ being in a hard nose dive for the 5 years.Also we have they just not just nuked the congo yet?
>>743010745Do the donations get added up immediately or only after they are announced?
>>743010769>redditwhat did you expect, even more of these mentally ill retards than here
>>743010807idk, but even if they get added later, it doesn't add up>$50 increaselet's see what the host says now
>>743010505That's equivalent success to GDQ, not more. Plus GDQ runs twice a year so you COULD argue doubling is fair I guess.But the French debuff is a hell of a lot more than 50%, agreed.If you say it's more like old GDQ then that's pretty surprising though, that both the viewer and donation figures match. Modern GDQ is far more concentrated down with that ratio; would have expected more viewers or less money.AGDQ 2016 was 220k peak viewers, $1.2 million. If they're still pulling the modern GDQ ratio that might GDQ isn't as much to blame as I'd thought.
>>743010769There's something about this image that I can't get over.Tranny hanging themselves by their own lanyard?The dead eyed stare?The look of sheer despair?
>>743010813Look, it's Brailleracer, everyone, he has trouble seeing the estimate
>>743010690Im cumming on the floor while trying to kiss the wall
>>743010769I mean regardless of reddit's overall dire state nowadays the constant AMA begging on the speedrun subreddit is just sad at this point.But they dug their own grave and probably dealt a significant wound to speedrunning as a whole by giving GDQ shills control over it.
If you were forced to speed run a game, what would you pick?
>putting the cool unsclop at 6amfuck you
BIG APPLE, 6 AM
What does she ever do for you? Stupid banana raincoat-wearing bitch
>>743010942Any of the ps2 dragon ball z games.Probably budokai 3 or tenkaichi 3
>>743010942spyro
>>743010942I'm sure I'd enjoy Ratchet and Clank 1, became I'm demented and beat that game 40 times or more as a kid
>>743010945uncSTEAK
>>743010945they know most of the people watching these games are dealing with kids that have just woken up.You're in the same boat right anon? A wife and kids?
What's 1p1c?
>>743010942Star Trek Voyager: Elite ForceThough if I was actually going on GDQ I'd run a Defrag showcase like they've done a few times in the past
>>7430110371 player 1 controller
>>743010864> That's equivalent success to GDQ, not moreIt's 7 full days (GDQ) Vs. 3 + 1/2 days (Speedons)
>>743010942I would run my ballsack across JD puppy's face so fast it gives him carpet burn
>>743011032>You're in the same boat right anon? A wife and kids?i'm 34 and still drunk from the ER run
Where is he?
>>743011059is elite force good?I love trek and there's a VR port/mod for elite force coming out soonnever played it
>>743010942pizza towerknow the game like the back of my hand
>>743011169Yes, it's great. As far as speedgames go it's a bit of a mixed bag because there's a lot of waiting for NPCs, but it's a Quake 3-based FPS with cool guns, good level variety and handles the Star Trek tone well.
>flicker effect lets golol
>>743011226basedi'll play it when the teambeef port comes out for sure
>>743010505why can't ESA manage to get even 10% of this?
>>7430110371 penny 1 creditit means that its cheap, some games cost like 2 pennies for 1 credit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sQuhRbw5Tg
>>743011073as opposed to?
Was it winter or last summer with the shitty tmnt run that the runner kept pumping credits? Major improvement here
>my husband
where's the jiggle Nat's tits incentive?
I feel like the boomer on the couch cracked open a few cold ones before stream
Turtles in Time is such a good game, glad the run has been chill.
>>743011420This game has a 1p2c category where one player users two controllers to control both turtles.
>>743011493Runner might be a little too ZESTY for that unfortunately
>40 years old>still has a girlfriendhe's literally me
>>743011320GDQ basically sabotages any other english speaking event both directly and indirectly. Then there was the constant self sabotage from ESA.The french have kind of their own ecosystem online, huge french streamers, french runners, french viewers. They are basically insulated against all the speedrun event behind the scenes drama happening in the english speaking online communities.>insert scrot of matt flaming and harassing some other event for the audacity to have their date somewhere close to one of GDQ's 1000 sideevents
>>743011649maybe I'll have to run it and put her in the cow bikini outfit that increases tit size and just spam click jiggle them until security kicks me off the stage
Rate the turtles run.
Rate Turtles?
>>743011674no wonder you still watch gdq
>>743011780S+Can't go wrong with the turtle power.
>>743011780>>743011796B-
>>743011780>>743011796A+very chill
>>743011780>>743011796B
>>743011780B
>>743011780>>743011796A
>>743011780>>743011796A, chill but quick.
>>743011780>>743011796C
grim
>>743011780>>743011796S
>>743011780A
>>743011780>>743011796I'm doin' him an A
Cow of bunga dude
when are they running some yuri games
>>743011857At least they're 30 minutes each.
>>743011857>EBFthat is allowed at GDQ?
>>743007932>my gatcha is the one that is good, not like all those other ones
*broods*
>>743011950>nyc without pencil towerswe need to kill capitalism
>>743011780>>743011796A, solid run
>>743011780>>743011796A. Great Run
>>743011780B - good run and good commentary, nice quick and comfy
>>743011857the fuck do you mean, grim? they're short runs look at what comes after kirby
Me:>watching>>"Memoirs of Magic""[by TEDDYRAS]Me:>laughing>>at chuds who rated his run S, S, S etc just because he doesn't have pronouns written so they think he is a transphobe like themyou guys are so easy to trick into supporting trans rights without bordersall your donations during the TEDDYRAS run went to trans rights
shout outs.
>tranny gameguh
>Dev runCome on man
They can't stop fucking up
>ad runI hate indie faggots
>>743012080>>>at chuds who rated his run S, S, S etc just because he doesn't have pronouns written so they think he is a transphobe like themI rated his run S because it was a good run, and has good runs every year, retard-kun
Ummm awkward
lol
>faggot host cuts the run for the 1million announcementKEK
>>743012114is this fat nigga going to be at ESA? love him
>PC - 2026>Developer on the couch
Yoo Pinball Done Quick is back?
whu
>>743012156is that why? I just heard the game music playing but wasnt paying attention to what anyone was saying yet
>Cut runner off due to technical problems>Don't mention technical problems>Just start shouting about donationslmao
HOOOOOOOYYYYYYPPPPPEEE
Anyone got a $20?Host kills the run to chat BTW what a fucking child molesting, animal raping faggot
we did it!
muted
ONE MILLION DOLLARSLETS GET THOSE DOCTORS SOME FUCKING BORDERS
>>743011942where did i say that?
shh runners, donation counter is talking
>>743012219>>743012210there are no technical problemsthe runners were finished with their intros and about to start the run
>>743012268A host is speaking. Listen and donate.
>>743012297kek
>dev on the couchyou are watching and advertisement
Oh sweet an ad run
>2026 pc pixelslop
SNOREbolt
>Doing an ad run after the steam sale is already overTop kek
>2026 pixel indie platformer that no one as ever heard ofamazing
I'm sure sometimes the runner will contact the dev and go >hey man I'm running your game at GDQ!and then the dev donates 5 bucks and goes yoo waddupbut this is a 2026 game
Oh it's one of those runs huh
>speedrunning a game that doesn't even have an independent leaderboard onlineI thought the 1 runner games were bad
>developer on couch>platformslop #5324
ESA can't come soon enough
>>743012334>>743012345No shit. This game only has 5 runners in total.
Oh it's a character sprite from 1982 bouncing around flat levels, but with 2000s lighting effects and early 90s styled chiptune music.I sure have never seen that in any indie "retro" platformer from the last ten years.
>>743012420I’ll buy 5 copies!
>>7430124204 of them are on screen
looks like absolute slop, lazy design
>AAA games are slop garbage and killing the industry, you should play soulful indie games instead>The soulful indie game:
>>743012254oops, it seems I was too eager to epicly own a gacha gamer, and instead made myself the buffoon. apologies.
>>743012516lol
this looks decently fun but I wouldn't wanna play a game of only thisif a metroidvania had segments like this it could be breddy cool. you hack into a PC and a level like this unlocks it or w/e
>>743012516blatant advertisement HOYYPPPP
what if instead of games done quick we had games done slow
>>743012516if a game has fewer sales than the number of seats at GDQ it shouldn't be allowed on the stage
>>743012595that’s called RTA in Japan
Celeste? Never heard of it.
When I stopped watching last night it said Epic Battle Fantasy was airing at 7 AM, and I wake up and they're 30 minutes behind schedule, what happened.
>>743012516>There's more people on camera now than there are who have played this gameKino
>>743012681Tech crew scrambling to find a burqa Natalie mod
I like Banjo Tooiethis is the meme I propose instead of Miggin
>>743012443I don't understand the Pitfall on Atari type sprites these indie platformers all do. I'm not saying they all have to be Street Fighter 3 level spritework, but none of these look even mid 80s, they're always just stick figures with about 12 pixels, you never had ones this bad on the NES, let alone on arcade or PCs of the same era. don't people like good spritework? Wasn't say Shovel Knight a big success doing an NES without NES limits art style? Who the hell primarily has experience with these kinds of little stick figure sprites in their games and nothing further, 70 year olds? It's not retro, it's just stupid.
Harboring some thoughts about Parken my meat
>Another I wanna be the guylikeI can't defend GDQ this time
>>743012873please elaborate
>>743012814
How much do you think promoting one's game on GDQ like this costs?
>they barely broke 1million this yearwhat happen to this money launderying scheme
>>743012929Benis in Bagina
>Celeste-likeZ
>>743012970They always get a huge influx at the last second
>>743012970there's still the rest of friday and saturday to go, they almost always get another million between friday and the end of the marathon
>>743012970they;re hitting 2 mil, it's not even a guess just fact
>>743012814dude Geometry Wars lighting
>>743012952No cost at all, ask the asian Mike. It's all paid by doctors trying to whitewash their money. They do auto-charity
>>743012970The final day is when all the (((anonymous))) $10,000 donations start coming in.
>You can pass through the transparent red blocks to take a faster route but that will make the laser get closerThat's devilishly good speedrun game design
>>743012516So basically the people we see on couch talking about details of the game are likely the only people who have ever played it, and all the in-jokes and speedrunning chatter they references are literally only between these couple of people.
>>743012970BAH GOD THAT'S THE YETEE'S MUSIC
>Americans are almost fully awakeIs the end of comfy hours nigh?
>>743012970They will be getting 1.5 million in the next 36 hours, you can quote me on that
Feels like this has been goin ong for an hour already
>>743012814It's programmer art.A good playing game/interesting idea that has mediocre/generic visuals is the alternative to the hentai game with really good art, but ass gameplay.Most indie games are made by hobbyists rather than massive teams, so it seems pretty understandable to excuse a programmer working off a few aseprite and shader tutorials and a dream.
>>743013117even worse, when the dev here is talking about how he wants players to play, how he developed the game, and so on, this is them, these are all of the players of the game right here on-screen, he's talking about just these people next to him as if they're some hypothetical large playerbase
this game might be fun to play but to watch?
WHIRL REKKY HYPE
>>743012516can't wait for the poke all toads speedrun
>>743013235I've seen plenty of programmer heavy games that made good looking games. Especially in 80s games that had only a handful of devs.
>andd.... time>host IMMEDIATELY interrupts to say some bullshit donationholy fuck this game sucks and so did the run but the fucking disrespect what a cunt
>>743013119ZZZ, not a run
>The community that was forged >>743012516
Rate towerbolt
NEXT GAME FUCKERS, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR PHONE
>>743013483C
>>743013483F-All indie faggots should hang
>>743013483DPainfully generic shill game
>>743013483Fumo fumo
>>743013483ZZZ
>>743013483ZZZ dogshit ad run
>>743013483C-
>>743013483Z for blatant advertisementI was going to give an F but the retards clapping for a meaningless world record for a game no one plays pissed me off
>>743013483Z
It's just all about themselves getting on stage for fuck sake!!!
>>743013483D
>>743013483AIt's an ad run which sucks, but it was also a cool speedrun challenge. I can see the minutiae in a lot of levels there were at least three routes for any patch of blocks based on your skill and speed. Have to respect a WR too even if there's probably like only ten people running this game
>gay speech>only he/himwhat a faggot
>>743013483SSS honestly it looked fucking sweet with great mechanics and fluid fun gameplay. Actually looked like a great solid game.
>>743013483ZZZfucking wrap it up already
>>743013483A
Epic Battle Fantasy timeSex with NatalieSex with Anna except she doesn't exist until EBF4
>>743013483I'm doin' him an F
>>743013586Ranmaru seXo
>>743013483F a g g o t
>>743013427>a handfulWe're talking true solo-dev projects here.Sometimes you get Renaissance chads like ConcernedApe but making a good video game already requires two skills (game design, programming) where most people don't have one. It's the way it is.
>>743013427Yes, anecdotally some standout solo devs can have good art, but the stereotype of "programmer art" exists for a reason, because that's typically not the case.Devs like Concerned Ape who can make shit like Stardew Valley all on their own are exceptional.
>>743013483F for fucking advert
I'm excited for EBF and Kirby this morning but JD Puppy on the mic is making me cautious.Also, random question but do you fags organize the images you save from /v/ in any way?
I'LL MISS YOU AGAIN UNCLE
Oh boy I can't wait for next year's AGDQ - Advertised Games Done QueerHOOOYPPP!!!
>>743013703>but the stereotype of "programmer art" exists for a reason, because that's typically not the case.Ackshuly "programmer art" is because programmers will throw together ms paint placeholders when testing because artfags rightfully take time to make pretty stuff that you can't wait for when devving.
>>743013749my reaction image folder usually by emotion or a certain gamemy GDQ folder on the other hand is a fucking mess, it has ESA stuff too.
>>743013749I keep the filenames for images saved from /v/ so they're in a chronological order of when I saved them and serve as a kind of record, images I save or make otherwise have their own filenames.
aw hayll nah nigga
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
It's called a road it's called a rainbow roadIt's a road that you goIt's called a road it's called a rainbow roadIt's a road that you go when you die
Oh my god
GAY NIGGAS FROM OUTER SPACEI'm out
>another "it" creature
>sheeit/theythis stevie wonder looking nigga blind or something?
AHAHAHA
Oh my goodness gracious what is this thing
Yabba dabba doo
Oh.
>>743013931>>743013932kek
wow this """game""" looks fucking newgrounds awful
BOING
Literally fucking how do you get to the point you want to be referred to as "it"
>black troonNow that's rare
>9999/9999someone rate it a K for me, I'm gonna do something productive
>>743013989It literally is a newgrounds game
Why would someone willingly want to be called "it"?Do they themselves think they are subhuman?
BOOBA
>>743013997>he doesn't know
>>743013948BARRRRNEY, you got coal dust all over me! And my wash dinosaur is in the shop!
>>743014012sasuga me
>>743013891i stopped visiting 4chin casually ages ago, so i only really come for these threads. i have my speedrunning stuff split by event (gdq, esa, asm, etc), and by year/event. I also have a folder for plums and one for monas when she was posted here regularly.
>>743013749for speedruns in general I toss everything in a folder, reactions are separated and broadly classified
>>743014024
Based Newgrounds classic
>he waited until covid to start wearing masks>mortal kombat did it in early 90s
Lol why does he have 9999 hp and 999 mp from the beginning -_-
>>743014074That's how the game actually is
>>743013749>>743014053i quoted the wrong person by mistake
>againthis guy had a gdq run before?
>>743013932>sheeit/theyLMFAOOOOO
>>743014074The entire game is a battle gauntletYou have max stats from the beginning because there is no exp system.
Under no circumstances will I refer to another human as an "it" and I resent that you presumptuously expect me to do so.
One more game where you have to look for the "speedrun" part...
OMPOMPOMPOMPOMP
>
Bro following a walkthrough, being presented at a speedrun event is crazy
>>743014149it's like when trannies wanna be called "they". motherfucker you are not multiple people.
Paizuri from mage-chan...
>>743014194Haha that's a boss, right? We won't have to fight any more of them, right?
>>743013891>my reaction image folder usually by emotion or a certain gameSame but over the years even that has gotten too much so now I'm reorganizing and deleting ones I don't use. It's been a slow process though because I just keep putting it off.
>>743014228Her name's Natalie. She has plenty of fan art.
>>743014227Some are fat enough to be
>>743014228Her name is Natalie
>>743014149on that note, isn't it actually putting people in an uncomfortable position to demand they do that? it's one thing to ask another gender, but you're actually asking for them to dehumanize you, that is not a fair thing to ask someone to do
Someone should speedrun pico's school on this
How does this fucking babyfur host seemingly every run
>>743014227"They" does not inherently imply multiple people. I agree with your sentiment, but the argument you've used here is objectively incorrect and weakens the point you're making because of it.
This runner looks like a surgeon looking for the best entry to a specific vein while playing a piss-easy game for the masses.
>>743014314Remember coerced speech goes against your actual human rights.
Not a speedrun
>>743014314The pronoun shit is just someone trying to make you obey them like a dog
>>743013989This was my first thought. Horrible looking FNIAR game
>>743014358They usually give people hosts based on a certain amount of time. It's usually 3-4 hours. This block just happens to have a bunch of shorter runs, so he's doing 6 runs.
Just a reminder a grand total of 6 people run this game
gm retardsHow were the overnight runs? Was Elden Ring any good?
Was totk fun
>has no friends
How does he already have 9999 health? The run started 11 minutes ago...
It would be really funny if Lance gets this franchise banned from future GDQs.
Nice walkthrough you can't find on youtube i guess
>>743014419>he found the vein*audience claps*>the host has turned down a notch*audience grasps for air*>the runner will try to raise the notch*silence in the audience*
>>743014507its a boss run. There is no exp or anything like that. You start maxed out.
>>743014481not really
I do think this event is the first one where there's been affirmative action on the darker runners.Pretty surprising it took them this long, really.
white people did this to him
We're still in silly block?
>A running gag/secret in the series is that clicking on Natalie's breasts makes them jiggle. In EBF3 and EBF4, you can earn the Pervert medal by clicking on them ten times
Need more of this mage's honkers
This game looks like the newsground/java alternative to Runescape at the time. I dont remember the name but you had to pay $5
>>743014590
>EBF2 Sand Worms
>>743014428How? Pronouns are for talking about someone. They don't hear them.
>>743014618Adventurequest you mean. This is nothing like Runescape.
Wow this is roughHost keeps saying mmhmm No friends on the couchNo one watching in the audienceOh my God
>black joywho the fuck is trying to make this a thing
>>743014552They seem to have a new patronizing initiative, "Black Joy", so they have to have some tokens to use it on
Overwatch when?
>>743014618Adventure questNever played it cuz it looked like shit. Same with runescape actually. I was playing mapelstory bit they fucked it up around 2007 and now it's fuucked beyond belief.
>Black Joy!Why did this make me laugh
This is like the worst parts of Final Fantasy runs condensed down in to 30 minutes but somehow feels as long as a 3 hour run
Damn this brings me back to playing stuff like adventure quest and newsgrounds stuff
>>743014664think its ok to say white joy in chat?
>>743014643Because they tell you what to call them and yell at you if you dont do it plus they just make up retarded shit for their pronouns that they try to force you to obey
This is really sad. Jarvis, fast forward 20 minutes.
>>743014672I really shouldn't put my dick in there. However...
This dude is not even fast at menuing....
>>743014664somehow I suspect every person who says that is white
>>743014614EBF5 gave her a custom CG for her ~Kyun limit break for every single armor set.Soul
OVERESTIMATE
Lol there's a deviant art anime nazi in this too
What is black joy?
>They didn't turn on the Offensive immagery censorship optionWHAT THE FUCK
>>743014896Those CGs aren't quite as cute as the earlier games though.But God bless the cowprint bikini.
>>743014941BANNED FROM GDQ
Rate Epic Booby Fantasy
Don't care about your trans speech fucking retard
>>743014960D
Tech crew, cut this guy off
>>743014960I'm doing him a ZZZWanted to give a K but it wasn't that bad watching muted
>>743014960C-
>>743014960C
>>743014960FGood Game, but not a good speedrun game
>>743014938
>>743014929You should play 4 and 5. He's a main party member in those.Also great games in general.
>>743014960ZZZ
>>743014960D idn't need to exist.
>>743014960DD
>>743014960SSSI feel like shit
>>743014960B for nostalgia
>>743014960ZZZZZZ
>>743014960F vile troon creature and HDS
>>743014960F
SCORN?
>>743014960Dschedule looks grim
>>743014960ZZZ-
>>743014960K
>>743015080Sworn is a hades clone
>>743014504Good Run, slow for the first 30 minutes but the runner doing 1 heart no paraglider through all the boss rush at the end with no deaths was great.
>>743015167>>743015167>>743015167
>>743014960B
>>743014960I'm doin' him a D
