spraying my glue all over the screen
Munkey built for human consumption
>>743036073Generals belong on /vg/
Put more effort into making these threads, retard
slow down or you'll give janniggers an excuse to circumcise us from v
>>743036254are we a bloons general now? oh lord....
>>743036073Glue? More like glug glug glug glug
See.This >>743036254 is why
>>743036323We used to have constant threads back then and there was nothing wrong, they just stopped when activity slowed down.The latest sale brought a bunch of new monkeys so let's keep the threads while we can.
>>743036184I want to fuck my biological cousins.
>>743036323Pretty sure it’s in their (unpaid) contract to allow bloons threads
>>743036702Paid by fucking Kiwis?
>>743036475yes and we reportedly had rumors from unverified sources that their threads got deleted I don't think we are in danger yet, but I'd like to prevent us getting there>>743036702if that's true then their contract has a million downsides but only one upside, which is improvement
I just got this game, but I heard there's tranny shit. Does one of the monkeys really use they/them pronouns, and are there really LGBT flags in the game?
>>743037431yes but who the fuck cares it's not like it's constantly thrown in your face, grow the fuck up loser
>>743036184sopa de macaco uma delicia
>thought the 4 million farming goal was tier 5 and let the game autorun on Bloonarius the second I had enough for a small Ace paragonback to the mines
>>743037668>yesThanks. The rest of your post is irrelevant.
>>743038107you're as much of a faggot as the faggots if it hurts you so much, nigger
>>743038282Hey don't praise him.
>>743038282Alright. Don't care.
>>743038107ITT live right now: a closeted homosexual!
>>743037431I have no idea. I know Churchill has an avatar where he's dressed as a magical girl but that's based.
>>743037431The only lgbt thing about the game is how the boy monkeys turn you gay.
>>743037431https://www.bloonswiki.com/Flag#/media/File%3ABTD6_Monkey_Village_Pride_Flag.png
>>743037431You got all these answers last thread, why are you still here, asking the same questions? Are you that bored?
>>743040116Thanks for the (You) kind stranger.
>>743039284silas's butt has converted millions already
>>743037431i hate shit like that too but bloons does it "right" it's never in your face
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
drew Admiral Brickellhttps://imgchest.com/p/a846nokrgyx
>>743042575so you finally arrived in the bloons threadsdraw sauda also
>>743042575beautiful and delicious chest
>>743042809Dont listen to this gay guySilas is what straight poppers want
>>743042575thank you my king. that's my naked wife
>>743042809>>743043031those are liars. actual men of culture want to see Rosalia
>>743042809i've been a btd player since mochicoins and y8.com kek, but only started drawing last year
>>743043441what I mean is more that I recognize your art and I'm glad you are drawing bloons now
>>743042575Got those authoritative breeding hips.
Bloons and drawnons drawing fuckmonkeys, perfect combo.
where are the fuckbloons tho??
>>743043490been wanting to for a while since i mainly use Brickell in game, i've been seeing goatboy's art for a while and been craving to draw monkey thighsglad you like my lil doodles :) i appreciate you
>>743044583Draw bimbo bloonarious then
>>743044583
>>743044862oh no...
>>743044820draw himbo bloonarius instead!
>>743044862oh my
>>743044862Would pop
>make defeating a boss a goal>make the worst possible boss challenge at the same time
Glue Cummer
>>743043120uh, yeah no, she is my angy mumkee wife now >:)https://files.catbox.moe/wu5ncf.png
LolamaofaoFunny guys at NK.
>>743049292This seems like absolute misery except on the easiest of maps with a hero who can just rape every single MOAB on their own. Who can even do that? Churchill? Sauda?
>>743048742Haha imagine how sticky it is
>>743044862ARRGHH PURE GOON SLOP!!!
>>743046381I already defeated the boss because I didn't realize that boss rush is something different to boss event.Now I need to do it again....and I HATE bosses.
>>743049795If you want to rape moabs grab Ezili
My monkey Fuckaneers just beat every map.
>>743050086I have her already but she can't take care of regular bloons as easily as Sauda or Churchill.
>>743050327If you support her she lets you get away with a lot of shit you wouldn't with other heroes.I don't know how easily it would be with only T2s though, I haven't tried to do that.Just choose one of the easiest maps and you should get it with anyone anyways.
If you want to experience real hell, play half cash with 4 players. 1/8th cash
>>743048957Damn bratty monkey...! Correction is needed!!
Look dude fucking a sexy monkey woman is barely bestiality, just do it already.
>>743050493NK really needs to double the amount of cash you get in coop, most randoms are too stupid to share money for upgrades it really pisses me off
>>743050327Nigga she can solo BADs and the final rank is to kill a BAD. If you're MOAB Hexing through the 70s onwards you'll get all the BFB and ZOMG kills as well.
>>743051476Attack SMUDGE AtttaaaaaackMEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
sex
>>743051623Fuck. Monkey.
>>743051623with boys
>>743051623with bloons
Pop
>>743051859wheres my big booty bloon bf
>>743057548>>743055395
>>743042809>>743043287>>743043031I'll draw these once i get home, hopefully the thread is still up, kinda funny how i have to hunt these threads down
All bloonies and those that wear bloonsuits, even as a joke, will hang
>>743057740Can you draw SilASS butt expansion?
>4 days left on the event>can't unlock 2 quest sections because requirement is participating in CTOh well, I can do the rest I guess.
>>743042575Draw Phayze.
worst tower in the game?
>>743061714mortar or bombthere's just nothing they do that other towers don't do better and more of, they have no real niche
>>743061957Mortar is a great decamoBottom path bomb is fantastic anti grouped bloonst. racist
>>743061714Beast Handler
>>743062197>Mortar is a great decamoehhh, i disagree, i think any other decamo is way better, it's not even close to as good as mage, sub, engineer, honestly ice is the only decamo worse than mortar but you don;t go top path ice for decamo specifically anyway
>>743062547I mean, yes there are better options. But it still does the job well, you don't always have access to the premium stuff.The difference of a race without any decamo options and only one is huge.Anyways I'm not even defending mortar, I don't know if it's the worst tower in the game but it's the one I dislike using the most. Well either that or beast handler.
Merging gimmick ruins beast handler. What were they thinking with that?
>>743063134it was the first new tower they made like, since the game launched and they thought they needed to do something special and unique for him. even when he released it didn't go over well and still hasn't really worked, handler is probably still the least used tower in the game
>>743063134I still don't understand how to use him, and haven't really needed to, so unused he remains...
>>743063134Trying something new is fair enough, it's just a shame the result didn't really integrate well into the overall game. The fact he has 3 animals really dilutes his identity which makes it hard to strategise around him, and since it means no crosspath synergies unless you want to use 1 specific part of his kit it's pretty hard to use him in non intended ways.
>>743064387the intended ways to use him are hard to because of the cycle of>you can't justify putting down one and not 3 more to actually buff him>because you put down 3 more you might as well upgrade him>because you upgraded him you put down another 3 for max level>because you put down another 3 you might as well go for tier 5>congrats it's round 95 and you've put 100K into beast handlers and basically nothing else
>>743064076>and haven't really needed to>hasn't played that one challenge from about a year agoLuckyHis mechanic is not that difficult, you buy a T1 path, giving you 1 power, if you merge three T1 animals, then you get a single 3power T1. The higher power versions have more damage, I think the bird path can displace more bloons at once and other such numbers upgrades. This is a bit of a wiki game sometimes....I don't remember exactly how many but you also need three or four T4 before you can upgrade to a T5, but not merged to more power which is also something to watch out for
bros...
>>743068351My wife's the best
Give me monkey panties. NOW
>>743068530i think this is like the only image i have with panties specifically, most of my monkes have nothing at all
>>743068530Imagine how hairy they would be.
hot monkey sex
>>743069436panties don't grow hair
>>743036073cute boy monkeys popping bloons white i pop their prostates
>>743068728This activates my almonds like nothing else. Thank you good sir
>>743070267But the girl or boy wearing them does.
>>743073193Why would she do this?
>>742965331sure, i can oblige, we all want to see monke in latexsome of the color choices nk makes are heinous, this saturated purple yellow and green is so fucking ugly mow that i've had to stare at it for a while, but i have no choice, that's what glue gunner wears like a colorblind idiot
someone should draw a smelly monkey pirate (female), any upgrade path
>>743077220NTA but unf would glue up his butthole. Glue Gunner is my favorite tower, gluing bloons is a good time.
>>743077220i love you
>>743077220>>743068728>>743068351>>743048957Why are the monkes so sex?
>>743042575>another niggerass drawfag with zero grasp on aestheticsIt's all so tiresome. Proportions matter.
>>743077220HOLY SMOKES MY GUYRequest Anon here, this shit is pretty awesome and I really appreciate it. Thank you
>>743037431>areIt's Hat in Time tier, but instead of being hidden in a sewer it's one of ~half a dozen decals and it costs twice as much as the other decals because fuck the mentally ill invaders.>DoesNo. Psi is referred to as that, but doesn't have any self referencing dialogue that confirms it as more than the voice of the narrator. Everyone just agrees she's a loli monk anyway. The kind of golden child monk that has transcended worldly matters and no longer care for mundane things like biology.That aside, Psi was added when kowtowing to idpol nonsense was mandatory and it's not like they can retcon it now without causing a shitstorm.
>>743049292Resort, Churchill, 2xx village.It really is that easy.
>>743077304actually I just had a revolutionary ideagrape shot monkey (female) with big ass grape anal beads
What if the monkey had big boobs?
>>743078336What can i say? its fun to play with proportions and exaggerate every once in a while, ¯\_(ăƒ„)_/¯
>>743080980At first I confused you for a rare colored inawon, but after further investigation it seems like you have good taste in lolis and don't default to gigantic ass to please a loud minority so you are forgiven. For now.
>>743036073Bloons? More like coons
>>743061714As someone that actually uses every tower, I'm gonna go with Tack Shooter.It's great for races with middle path and Tack Zone is okay with alchemist but overall it's kinda beaten most ways by every other tower.
>>743081770g-gomen (<.<:) i just draw :P
>>743081991Can you draw Brickell lifting her dress and showing her panties while blushingonegaishimasu
>>743081991What if Olivia but monke and she was secretly controlling the bloons from behind the scenes to achieve world dominance since the australium plot failed.
>>743082241>>743082241sure, been stacking up the ideas you guys give, and i want to upload all of em at once, prob on sunday i'll have every thing done :D>>743082562How MVM of her, Grey Mann would be proud (maybe)
i liek monke gaem :) pop bloon, genocide
I took a break to from monke to play final fantasy tactics, any chance of a monkey dressed like white mage?
>>743083236Good man, thank you for your drawings
>>743083410That's just arch wizard, and you're in luck. Goat did that recently.
>>743085530No i need mungy in the robes....
>>743085660Ew warn us before posting a h*man
>>743083410How about this?
>>743086080Cute, god i need a monkey 4 dudes in a row rpg
>>743086080fuuuuuuuUUUUCCKKKKK need cute chaste monkey priestess wife to tease and annihilate bloons with while she heals me
I wish I had the time to play this game. That brief period in, what was it 2023? when we had the consistent Bloons CT threads in the summer was amazing. Most fun I've had with the game, especially doing ct and bosses with anons. But it just takes hours out of my day and I have other things I want/need to do. It's a shame I don't play this much anymore because it's a genuinely great game, it's just too time consuming for me to play regularly
>>743048957>monkunnyToo based.
I like TD6 a lot but i'm a point in the game, 400 hours in, that everything feels so samey, regardless of map.It just gets boring knowing what towers are going to shred most maps, with very few curveballs existing and even then you just slightly shift yourself.I really wish Ninja Kiwi would expand on newer games that aren't just mobile centric garbage, they have so much potential with the characters but they just make slop. Make a little FF styled RPG with these characters and world
>>743090553>measly 400 hoursIf you aren't an autistic completionist then the game simply isn't for you.>FF styled RPGWith what fucking lore. You do realize there's practically fuck all canon to build an rpg on, right? And the majority of what could vaguely qualify as canon is just random offhand dev remarks.
>>743092134>needing lore to just make a simple turn based RPGYou can just make some simple bullshit up.
>>743092134>ff styled rpgthen make lore dummy, it would be funny as fuck to have a story like "The elder monkeys are sending 4 heroes on a quest to learn the origin of the bloons" and they go travelling through the towns fighting off bloons as they go. Not hard to make>>743092184Right idea
>>743048957Did some line recoloring and underline emboldening that was bothering me on 2nd look while sketching poses for Rosalia
>>743094208Thats pretty good Anon, good shit.
>>743094631yeah i gotta stop that habit of looking back at doodles once uploaded, or else i fuck around too much with small changes like this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/nn4l7c.pngjust dont feel right about it :/, bahhh whateverin other news, guess a phayze is gonna be my first aeromorph illustration :p
>>743094940haha what if it was a megamilk phayze wouldnt that be weird haha
>>743094940Oh yeah perfectionism is killer. You gotta do what you do and move on short of horrendous errors of anatomy and lines and such, otherwise you will stagnate and bog yourself down a lot for little to no gain.Guys like Blaski can rough sketch and move on and they earn a lot of good rep and also experience by sampling a lot of poses and more that way. If you go for stuff like monkunny, it might be good to make a folder where you sketch stuff out, write out what your weaknesses are and then later deal with it as you experiment.
>>743097490he's gonna get sacrificed
>>743097490GIWTWM
If you want to fuck monkeys go back to africa
>>743097490Adora is a rare character in that every design update of her just makes her hotter.
>>743100957loled>>743101779I want to fuck monkeys, not subhumans
>>743102034unlike YouTube, which gets uglier with every update
>>743077220I bet he gets really sweaty under there haha
>>743100957Not buying unless Sauda delivers them personally and in a sexually explicit way.
EVERYONE GET POPPING SOME BLOONS RIGHT NOW
>>743103982>*throws knives at you cutely*
>>743104532I think that amounts to ~15bil/hour since last I checked. If that keeps up we'll barely hit the target. And I could honestly see the kiwis fudging the numbers if it looks like we'll end up <50 bil short to avoid all the grief it would cause to barely miss the goal.
>>743103160there's monkeys in africa, subhuman.
>>743105014>if it looks like we'll end up <50 bil short to avoid all the grief it would cause to barely miss the goal.15/billion an hour +1
>>743105483there are monkeys everywhere, retard
>>743105918not where i livethere are no desperate monkey sluts in my area
i love him so much, he's so cool
>we actually have 12 people who contributedDidn't think we'd get more people than last season after how bad it was.
>>743106565it's jungle fever, it hit us all bad this time
>>743106565We’re so back
>>743106565Ironically, that means we could've hit the 175k if the fucktards didn't decide to lock phase 1 behind forced co op. Also a rant about locking phase 2 behind ct, which can be impossible to advance if you get caged. What the fuck where these idiots thinking.inb4>they weren't
>>743107102They weren't.
HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT>*RIPS OFF SHIRT+SWEATSHIRT+JEANS+UNDERWEAR IN ONE PULL*THIS WILL NOT STANDGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>743061714Beast Handler needs way too much investment for it to not be shit compared to any other tower
>>743107361he is cute though, i bet he stinks
This boss looks like it sucks so much ass I don't even wanna give it a cursory attempt.
Nothing like using the money boat and the reactor to beat a double hp moabs mode.
>>743108479Le stink fetish is a psyop
>>743111202Big Deodorant has deposited $.01 into your account for this post
>>743077220you just know the rubber creaks when he rides your face and when he finally gets off of you it makes a wet pop
>>743111504Holy hell is that hot.
Reminder to those of you who can't be assed to finish because we won't hit 175k. There is a medal for grinding out the 15k.If abilities is what kill you, 2000+/map is easily doable with 040 tackspam. ~35 tacks and it gets hard to keep the ability on cooldown. Add a 5xx sub and it gets impossible unless you set an AHK script to spam the button.I finished the last one with over 3000, without a script.pic unrelated
>>743112956Should have played during the first season where it was bugged and you were able to get it if your team as a whole got 15000 points
>>743036073does he shoot semen like he shoots his glue gun?
>>743112956I can't even get 15k, there's two missionn categories locked that I can only unlock after doing a CT (I can't because I joined mid-way through).
>>743110607Are you doing the odyssey? The final stage of it is forced CHIMPS mode.
>>743113673Yeah I finished it already. I just wanted to see how much I could greed, since both of those paths are not particularly good against MOABs.
>>743113737Oh nice, I watched a friend of mine suffer on the final stage for like 2 hours. What did you use to beat it?
>>743113783Brickell, then a 220 boat + 201 mermonkey. I should have bought the 301 first before the 320 boat but because of the order I took I ended up leaking 4 yellow camos on round 33.After that it was smooth sailing, got the 520 boat, a 220 village for all of them, a 250 submarine, a 401 alch on top of the boat and a 204 ice at the start I placed just to give the sub visibility but I don't think I needed at all.I ended up needing to buy the 230 village for round 99 but that's it.
>>743113957Brickell, the boat, and the mermonkey can handle that map for a while? Good to know.I did bring double helicopter pads so I will probably rely on the MOAB shove ability to handle them, since you don't seem to get many good anti-moab options on this odyssey.
>>743114019The early game was a bit rough and I restarted rounds a few times just not to leak while I figured out what I needed to buy. I placed everything near the bottom right corner to be able to fit the village. Good luck.
Princess Zelda monkey.
>>743117516i challenge goatboy to draw porn of the OG Bloons monke
I hate how the game tells me that I should rest every fucking time. I just started playing! literally, I pick ONE level and when I get to wave 40 or so the game tells me "bloons is good... but resting is better" you don't want me to play the game?
>>743117926Anon... have you actually looked at the pause menu?
>>743118092w-what about it?
>>743118575you can turn off those text bubbles
>>743118873oh yeah I didn't notice kekI'm a newfag
>>743036184>>743088623>>>/trash/84000813>>>/trash/84001231
>>743114238faggot monkey only thinks of "bananas"stupid faggot monkey
>>743120682wuh...? huh? bananana...?
>>743120682let him be
I just picked this up. I had fun with 5 for awhile but this one doesn't seem as fun. Am I missing something or am I just not into bloons anymore? You freaks sexualizing this game is not enticing me to use the game for gooning material unfortunately
>>743121197if you don't like it you don't have to play it anon
>>743105918Even inside your walls
>>743121625I wish they were up my ass if you know what I meanlike, I wish Silas fucked me in the ass if you know what I mean
>>743120682We love faggot monkies here.
>>743121197I genuinely don't understand how people can enjoy 5 more than 6 but hey if you do prefer that one more power to you.
>>743097697yeah i've seen his ,omochrome cream stuff in the past,>it might be good to make a folder where you sketch stuff out, write out what your weaknesses are and then later deal with it as you experiment.yeah i've been doing that on a PureRef doc, I'm mostly looking on developing or learning an artstyle that looks decent but doesnt take the 2-4 hours of rendering, I've done quick sketches with brushes that look like pencils, but I find they are lacking visually
>>743122195We make love to faggot monkies here.
monkegirls owe me sex
monkeboys owe me sex
>>743129821>>743130076they owe you NOTHING
I know nobody cares but I'm prob gonna quit BTD6 for good. Ninja Kiwi has bloated the fuck out of this game so much that I'm just no longer interested in playing it. I'd rather have a non-bloated BTD7 that I could enjoy for a few years before they inevitably blow it too.Maybe Redditors were right after all. Enshittification really is a real phenomenon.
>>743130406>Maybe Redditors were right after all. Enshittification really is a real phenomenon.You needed Reddit to verify that is a thing?
>>743130406If you don't enjoy the game don't play it but I don't understand the complaint. If they add shit I don't like I just don't touch it and keep playing what I enjoy, it doesn't affect what I like about the game.
blimpgirls owe me sex
What are some strategies that are strong?I've found the following so far>Sniper spam of 2-0-4 and a few 0-2-4>Obyn and 5 Druids 0-1-4what's the strat for Silas?
>>743131030Middle crosspath for Snipers is objectively better
>nowhere near as much furfag porn of anthropomorphic simians and apes as other gay shit like sparkledogs and tiny dragons, despite apes being the closest animal to us humans>very little of it makes use of their major unique feature: prehensile feet so they can give you a footjob that doesn't suck assWHY?
>>743130819No that's literally the issue. Imagine you had the perfect game. I would argue BTD6 before the bloat was a solid 9/10 even bordering on a 9.5/10. Then you just take a giant fucking shit over it with all of these stupid ass modes and DLCs. I wish I could ignore them but they have turned the main menu into a fucking billboard of garbage that really you don't even want to look at it. I do stick to the "normal game" because everything else sucks. Literally just boring shit to consume your time. Odysseys are very rarely actually challenging so why waste your time on the easy boring ones? Boss battles can be challenging but are arguably very boring and unfun. They are also solved so they are really just races in disguise. Contested Territory exists and is boring as fuck. I can go on I hate all of this shit they have added. It's like The Godfather meme. Look how they've massacred my boy.
>>743131138Furries avoid them BECAUSE they are closer to humans
>>743131138because its just another handjob, duh
ive never had a girl give me a handjob but im a metaphysical solipsist so i guess i've never had one do anything to me.
>>743131262Handjobs can be great though, fingers are very dextrous and a skilled lover can work magic with them, and with prehensile feet you get the advantage of them being able to pleasure you while their actual hands are free to caress your chest or face or whatever. I never got footfags because a human foot is terrible at doing anything to your dick, at best the soles can be used to rub with but they can't really grip well and don't have that much surface area to work with, practically any other part of the body is better.>>743131241That's dumb, and also gay.
>>743131520>metaphysical solipsistI'm sorry anon, I hope they find a cure soon
>>743131710Who?
>>743131770Nurse, he's having another episode, hold him down.
>>743131838Sexy nurse monkey giving me my schizo meds...
>>743131138>despite apes being the closest animal to us humansevolutionfags are always so funny
The issue is believing anything in the world is truly real when everyone knows it isn't actually real. Everything seems to be an expression of a singular consciousness. After all, consciousnesses would be an illusion of multiplicity stemming from a singular source. Monotheism is more realistic than evolution. Evolution would be akin to a dream inside of this monotheistic source.
Please dont turn the cartoon monkey fucker thread into a religious argument
>>743132230stfu adora
Started playing and I seriously suck, what's the best unit to deal with MOABs? The first one in the first map alternate hard has kicked my ass a few times already. I was hoping double ice monkey with the Embrittlement might work, but the rest of my monkeys didn't have the dps to break it even with that.
>>743132519Middle path bomb shooter
>>743132519ninja paragon
>>743132519there's a lot of great options you can afford by 40, 4xx ace (3xx is fine too), x4x bomb, x4x buccaneer, x3x desperado, xx3 heli, 4xx mermonkey
>>743132230I saw this exact same post before but it was written in human shit on the walls of a padded cell.
Anon, you gotta listen to meFucking monkeys is a psyop. The Bloons want you to do it so the monkeys will be too busy to pop them.It's all a conspiracy and you're falling for it
>>743133030I will have sex with monkeys and my spawn will be the next generation of bloon poppers
>>743133030many are saying thisthey're all wrong
>>743132676The problem with these posts is they suck ass for the illusion we cant break. Ok nigga reality is fake, great, my hunger pangs and depression arent and it takes illusion people to make pizza and fun stuff to stave off our fake reality. Call me when you got spells to magick shit into reality, until then congrats, you have marketable shit for white women.
>>743133171no no no but bro the struggle it's all about the struggle bro please you just gotta struggle forever or whatever or something
gonna leave my wife here.
>>743133258TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT FUCK I CAN'T BREAK THE LEAD LAYER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
do monkeys get problems from all the lead they inhale everyday?
>super monkey ball 25th approaching I CAN FEEL ITBLOONS X MONKEY BALLAT LAST
>>743133171You can demanifest your basic needs believe it or not.Everything is demanifestable because it simply isn't real. I'm not even joking I went weeks without eating once. Simply put none of this is real that's how fucking illusory it is.
>>743133969need these two butt to butt
>>743134091why did you start eating again??
>>743134461With me inbetween of course.
>>743135749collaborative buttjob even
>>743135749no!!! with me inbetween!!! they're my monkey men!!!>>743135805yes!!!
>>743090553Do the challenges with <10% user win rate
>>743134818Because when you demanifest everything you are just left with your monotheistic meaningless reality. Descartes figured it out. I AM.
>>743133030The monkeys are elite bloon killers. They can pop bloons at 100% efficiency and get fucked at the same time. Some do even better, Sniper goes prone for better shots and easier access.
>>743131138Humans are apes, anon
>>743133321
>>743140154so true sis!>tips fedora
*cough* *sneeze* *fart* https://e621.net/posts?page=1&tags=neurodyne+primate *hack* *cough* *snort*excuse me, that was a rough oneis it just me or is /v/ getting REALLY slow these days, it's a fucking weekend and most threads are days old with only a few dozen posts made today and it's STILL mostly liquid shit
>>743140756face too human
We totally got 300 billion pops in 10 hrs btw
>>743143616>300It’s more like 200 actually, but still something about it seems inorganic unless weekendGODS really are that strong
>>743143736NK totally rigged it to save face
>>743143616I didn't even know about this. I'll go do my part ASAP.
>>743147250If you’re really going for it remember hard = 350k pops chimps/impoppable= 2mill+ Good luck monkey
>>743147569Elite Bloonarius would give the most pops.
Next social season should be how to do 6 million pops in only 4 years
>>743147802Six million BAD pops in four years? Something doesn't add up...
>>743147925Apparently calculations have maxed out and ONLY 275k is possible, I don’t know how but every time I ask AI it gives the same number, also says that bloons mostly suffered from the rubber to gold fever too so idk how the math works out
>>743148137That's a little antibloonitic of you. I don't know why you would even question the suffering of the bloons, they've been persecuted as scapegoats unfairly across over 109 maps. They've never done anything wrong
>>743133113>my spawn will be the next generation of bloon poppersThat's the spirit!
>>743151216Has that game really still not EoS'd?They've probably been operating at a loss since season 2 lol
Adora’s fat tits In gold pastiesOn my lapMy fat hospital soda can-sized chud chode throbbing My hands kneading her boobs
>>743154328>My fat hospital soda can-sized chud chodedo you have any photographic evidence to back such delicious claims up?
>>743155015Get lost man
>>743154328>Adora’s fat tits>In gold pastiesdo you have any photographic evidence to back such delicious claims up?
I have shipped 2 games on steam now. Give me an idea for a bloons fangame that is lewd and I will literally make it
>>743156698bloonsex: the early yearsFeaturing loli Sauda and loli Gwen so you don't have to come up with designs on your own.
>>743156698Simple flash game where you pop bloons covering up sexy monkey girls with your cum.
>>743156989>coveringFor what purpose. If anything, make it like one of those oldschool arcade machines where you gradually uncover/unclothe a pinup as you progress the game.
>>743043287here you go bro https://files.catbox.moe/rr111f.pngalts:https://imgchest.com/p/6eyrk5db67p(imma take a bit to get to the others butt i will get to them, rest assured)
>>743157141bratty monkey!!! teasing adult men!!! she needs correction!!!
>>743095025yeah haha
Alright im craving for a tower defense game, is Bloons TD6 good? Switch port recently came out and my experience with Bloons were the web flash games eons ago.Can I safely ignore the microtransactions too?
>>743157552PC version is better. And yes, mtx is entirely optional. Nothing is balanced around having any of them, and the non-cosmetic ones don't work in competitive modes.Fasttrack and doublecash are recommended mtx if you want to do the full 'tism cosmetic grind for blackbordered instas.
>>743157552as somebody who comes from playing since the flash games, id say 6 is pretty good on its own, i haven't spent a cent on microtransactions but they really are optional, its 10/10 for me
>>743134091Bros say this but then never say how. The technocrat class tell you how to do shit but you fuckers never do, on God, you fuckers suck why dont you always share this shit Id be fucking spamming it.
>>743157141Actually quite incredible. Very easy alts with stripping her further and more though man, capitalize on it.
>>743156698Simple version of Bloons but all towers have lewd skins.When the game ends, you get a sex scene for the tower which had the most kills. Alternatively, per round.
>>743163576>most killsThat's going to get boring fast.t. default fortress user
>>743163670The point of a lewd game like this isn't to play it like a regular game, I imagine you'd seek out all the cutscenes and spice up your strategy if it gets boring. But you could just have it randomize between a tower you currently have placed too alternatively, maybe something like a setting so you can target farm lewd scenes or just get them all over time playing regularly
All this talk just reminded me that a shitty porn parody of Bloons existhttps://rule34bit.itch.io/goons-td
>>743164073>glue is just a monkey nutting on the bloonsDamn lil dude is backed up
alright i beat the boss. just gotta reach the money goal and im never touching this social shit again.
>>743167801Just do Resort impop. 032 boat > farms > 520 dartling > more farmsBen for money or Churchill for safety to afford the 420 to 520 dartling
>>743168448>placing anything besides the hero + free dart before getting the first bank upFucking casuals ruining the monkeyfucking game.
>>743167801done. the achievement gave me a 205 boomerang
>>743173136bald ass monke holy shit
>>743147802'neapple on the barbyhidden tech or complete insanity?
>>743175582Why not both? She does have a mad scientist skin...
>>743157141ultra based thanks
they have bloated the fuck out of my game. its over. btd6 bros...we had a good run. ill see you in the next life.
>>743180003The only one getting bloated is you full of monkeycum if you keep this up.
>>743180003I agree, let's remove Corvus
>>743180478no but he's cute
>>743180478Idk bro i aint properly played the game in 2 years or so. i havent used ice hero or french hero. Are they good? I like Corvus because you have to manage a ton of abilities he fits in the game but I didn't like him at first.I still like him better than Geraldo.
>>743180003I'll bloat a monkey, alright.
Wendy's as a monkey
>~110 bil to goAt the rate this is going, we're hitting the mark with 12+ hours to spare.
>>743185508With how slow it was going before I refuse to believe they haven't boosted the numbers. This is not "weekend" boosting things.
>>743186182It's been chugging along on a little under 10bil/hour for half a day and it's weekend. Seems plausible, but I certainly wouldn't be surprised if they've meddled a little.
pop
>randomly posting BCS cards with no reason Have you even ever played that game?
>>743193042It's posting cool art plus bumping the thread dude
bloons are just balloons what the fuck
>>743194550balloons are canonically different things to bloons in the monkeyversebloons are sentient evil entities, balloons are inflated rubber
>>743194723>evilThey're just doing their own thing and monkeys kill them because they don't like them, then got an excuse of harvesting bloontonium so they got a real reason to kill them.
>>743195314"their own thing" as in violating the NAP what is this revisionism
>>743195603There's no NAPThey float around and do whatever, the monkeys hunt and pop them for bloontonium because it's a neat material and inn return the bloons fuck up their cities sometimes
Brickell's fat Brickell tits.
>>743036254>>743036278>discussing /v/ on /v/ is forbiddenshut the fuck up, faggots>>743036323what the fuck is v, nigger?
WHERE'S MY BIG BOOTY BLOON BF
>>743198501You can just inflate one IRL
>Trying to Black Border the game starting with Easy>It's taking me forever because I keep playing Freeplay
just less than 100,000,000,000 pops...
Okay I'm quitting bloons. It's over.
>>743200720nice name what are you a mermonke?
>>743200485then just... dont...
>>743200870But it's fun...
>>743199992not. the same. plus bloonarius is cuter.
Filling their holes
>>743200731But why?
>>743207878They have slopped my comfy tower defense game. I'm unironically a 2018 veteran and this game has slowly been made into an MTX billboard filled with sloppa modes.
You've already quit the game 3 times in just this thread. That's funny. Thanks for the bump btw
>>743209371Who are you talking to if we are all one consciousness? Genuinely asking.
>>743037431>game could be literally the greatest game in our reality>this motherfucker wouldn’t play it b/c of some zoomer political fad he’s dedicated himself tooRetardation in the purest form
>>743209842i miss when only one side whined about games having things that offended them
>>743209842that's just how people are, more for the ones who care i guess
Stupid sexy Brickell, panty flashing humans. She's definitely trying to seduce me
>love me some blonde bitch adora>you know who else i love?>blonde bitch poppy from lol>both the same height but poppy is more muscular and busty>and she has TWO ponytails>adora can barely handle her jaelousyi'm getting a commission of this next week
>>743214752its funny how they changed the logo to the TF2 one since they couldn't do the red cross because of course nobody fucking can
>>743205659why is there so much tack shooter art, where is the mortart?
>>743218664what do you mean? mortar has a monkey, no need for interpretation
>>743218698yeah makes senseI was wondering why there still hasn't been any art of The Big One Blooncinerating a moab's prostate with the Artillery Battery
>>743215154Godspeed.
>>743111261I laughed.
Would Silas' asshole be cold?
reeeI want to use land advantage but I can't decide if I should ditch hero start or global drums. Hero start seems like the most obvious, but starting at lvl 6 is so gosh darn nice.
>>743221843usually, creatures living in cold regions still maintain high internal temperatures often through fattyso he would be cold to the touch, but when you stick it in the temperature contrast would be very noticeable between his cheeks and the inside of his butthole
What the FUCK is the meta for "abilities activated"? The most I can get in one Impoppable game is 350+ and I need fucking 10k for max, it's the only one I'm missing
>>743228649Spam 040 tacks. With 35 of them you can barely keep it on cooldown. If you add a 5xx sub it becomes impossible. You can get 2000+ per game if you put a little effort into it.
>>743228649I don't know about meta but you can do it in one game by creating a regrow farm and then waiting until you do a shitton of abilities. I don't think damage abilities have a cap per round, at least not most of them.
>>743209842cuck
>>743228821Middle path tack is never on my mind so I guess I'll try that, thanks>>743229250The x4x heli ability would be good for that I think, doesn't harm the farm and it recharges fairly quick
>>743230401x4x tack is by far the best I've found, since it's cheap and can be spammed.x5x bomb/heli (both redeploy and poperations) and maxpowered dino pisshandler are a smidge faster but bomb/heli has conditions and dino costs more to setup than the 35 tacks plus sub and is only one ability usage.
10 BILLION
>>743227006him sitting on your face to keep you warm
monkey rePOPulation
big monkey
>>743239054monkeys growing bigger... hot...
>>743239054Imagine normal sized Adora trying to ride him
>>743239054bangaga
wow I can't believe we all came together and rushed that shit out on a monday 30 hours before the even endedtruly we are united by our lust for monkey and desire to see bloons popin no way was NK boosting the progression after noticing it wasn't going to happen
>>743240602maybe this will be a lesson to nk and they'll just do 2.5 trillion next time or something
>>743241218just 1 was enough
>>743239054Feels good to be a fast track enjoyer so I can afford whatever hero I want as first monke :^)
>>743240602I wouldn't put it past them to meddle, but I'm not entirely convinced they did. I could see a lot of people waiting until phase2 weekend so they could doubledip, before getting into grindmode.If we had been at like half a tril friday evening the meddling would've been obvious.
>>743243469There's a reward for hitting the cap on the global event, they weren't going to leave it to the last minute to step in or everyone would bitch about not getting the FOMO pet
>>743243613i do think they fudged it but i also think they only did it since we were pretty close, if it was only like 1.7 trillion or something i think they wouldn't have
>>743246107woah wait why is boomerang monkey not showing off his regulation latex? what is this jacket retcon, show me your nips little man
>>743246229He was off-duty, shit player leaked so they called him for the emergency
>>743239054big hag sex
>>743247409>forgot picfugg
>>743247465waow...big fishe...
Village gets a pretty good range with monkey star. Of course this doesn't matter to you rabble that can't afford to luxuries like fast track or doublecash.
>>743247649derpIt's even better than that, because I forgot the range boost is on City and not Town.
>>743247578I wonder what happens to beasthandler pets... I'll investigate tomorrow because I already closed the game and can't be assed to start it again.
My favorite hero is Churchill
Monkey star and big monkeys make ball of light fucking gigantic lmao
>>743077220>LatexOh god this is all it took to convert me into a monkifuckerNow do the masked top path
>>743248889>free dart monkey when big adora activates Ball of Light
>>743248981he actually did that for 400https://files.catbox.moe/64kwgw.png
>>743077220>>743249346Throw me to the Monkeys and I'm coming back a father.I'm legally barred from India for this very reason.
>>743249346Dear lord it's amazingI never really came :3 to these threads for the porn but gote draws some seriously great piecesI haven't played in years, I got event/TC burnout, maybe I'll join in again sometimeDo people still do co-op here?
>>743251349>Do people still do co-op hereIt's rare. I should do it more often because it was mostly me posting the goddamn codes in the first place
>>743248889why did voidora do this
>>743248889well I guess the bloons won't win this one
