Previous: >>743037693https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Slay the Spire IINext: BalatroLater: Tetris
first for this fuckin sucks
Oy
Furries > trannies
>I am a transfigure>oh no I was going to make that joke So they understand, they are jokes
I'm not yet ready, Pete.
>>743043170He sits in the corner and watches
>>743043203based as fuck
Are you guys seriously so lonely you make a parasocial relationship with speedrunners?
>>743043261why did crash 4 end up so bad? I didn't see it and was going to see it
This commentary is fucking killing me, it's like listening to an old e3 stage demo.
event ends tomorrowdid you have fun?
>>743043274Not only did that cat eat my cake, but she didn't put any fucking strawberries on it like I asked
>>743043304The runner looked like an IRL sharty meme
>>743043261>Wake up>See chartZelda run was that bad?
>>743043274I'm in a parasocial relationship with /v/ chat, thoughts?
Based OP
>>743043304Tranny runner modded trans rights shit into the game even though they admitted that this made the run invalid
>>743043341boring co-op randomizer run with 0 explanations, as per usual
>>743043274Sometimes AI slop is alright
>>743043341>Zelda run was that bad?It was a randomizer race, meaning it was complete shit
>>743043365It's your run next, go get ready
>>743043312Fun enough
>>743043312i had it on mute like most of the day. no interesting runs and im tired of these freaks
four cute cis women on gdq at the same time?!am I dreaming??
>this is an unseeded run>We have NO idea what's going to show up>the WOSRE case is act 3's boss being Test Subject as that means we have to get a brand new strategy since doom won't work>WOW IT IS TEST SUBJECT>let't not discuss strategy or even bother trying to pretend we weren't aware of it
Miggabelle
im tired
>>743043274Why did he do that?
is it just me or is the dono total really low?
>>743043435Good thing /v/ hates games
>>743043457go to bed then
>>743043261>memoirs of magicwhat went so right?
>>743043261Elden Ring wasn't overestimate. It managed to stay under the original estimate in spite of GDQ trying to inflate it.
>>743043483fruday before the finale at just over 1m? yeah that's low. but they'll break the record tomorrow dont worry *<:^)
>>743043483the event is constantly dying, but it will never truly die. It will always be profitable at this point
I love Umaru
>>743043483It's normal. Bit lower than last year but higher than 2024. Whatever.But as always, impressive they reach that given the viewership is 25% lower than 2024. They've weeded out the unbelievers with great skill.
>>743043526Just a bunch of he/hims running a really janky Doom wad. I didn't think it was that great personally but I get why people liked it
I could really use that million doll hairs
This isn't even a speedrun, this is just a fundraising event with flashing lights. This fucking sucks.
>>743043483Don't worry, anonymous donor and the Yeti will save the event. Have faith.
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>743043483>is the dono total really low?It's not what it used to be, but is still decent
>>743040829eckerbros... wagmi...
>>743043596>weeded out the unbelievers with great skill.RIP
>>743043483AND HERE WE HAVE ANONYMOUS WITH A 20K DONATION, HOW GENEROUS!
Am I supposed to believe some shitty geek t-shirt company just has 500k a year to throw away. No one is buying their shit.
>>743043261these ratings are too high
>>743043693Everyone there is literally Hitler
>>7430436937 of the people in this photo transitioned
>>743043261Godless days......
>>743043595
Does anybody have the list of scores for the rankings handy?
>>743043710that was my donation :)
>>743043147Congratulations on the run, Umaru
>>743043906
I know it goes without saying but this run is fucking trash. Not even a speedrun
>>743043693Hasn't even been that long since people were mostly normal.
as someone who plays this autist shit they are incredibly fucking bad at this btw in case you were wondering
>>743044031What is the most autist card game I can play on pc
>>743031003>take a nap>wake up after 3 hours>this is what i seeFUCK THIS EVENTFor the whole week I was not awake during any run with actual men running and on the couch.
GOD how i wish they would wipe on the final boss
>>743044031They picked the best 4 character stack and they're still managing to eat total shit. Please LET THEM LOSE.
I was hoping they'd choke but it doesn't seem like it.
>>743044154>>743044127it's a seeded run they've been practicing for weeks
it felt like a year or two ago GDQ was actually improving but now it's back to this
>>743043292>Women go on tiktok to openly say they're whores who need therapy and it's not their fault Kek
rate?
Z
>>743044261Z
>>743044261ZZZ
>>743044261why bother just put it down to ZZZ and be done with it
Please tell me there's some actual speedgames coming up, I just got here and am already fatigued
>>743044261ZWas a pre-seeded run that they practiced. wasn't a speedrun, was a let's play with literally over 85% of it being about donations
>>743044261C. And I will keep knocking off points for 67 "jokes" consistently.
>>743044261ZZZ>>743044127Is Necro better than Silent? I feel like Poison stacks way quicker and needs less to work. Still, even then, it's at least second best which is still embarrassing.Now a 4 Defect or 4 Ironclad stack. That'd be an actual fucking run.
>>743044261K
>>743044261ZZZfucking horrible
>>743044261Zmeme run. Not a speedrun
>>743044261zzzzzzzzz
>>743044261ZZZZZZZZZZJEET Z
>>743044261Z (+ a nice painting for you)
My wife Flygon looks so cute, and her boyfriend, the brown tranny, can join in our orgy since he's passable Pretty sure Flygon did stuff with him, but I can't say I'm surprised considering GDQ is just one big orgy for the trannies and staff.
>>743044261Z for making me see that webm
>>743044261ZZZUnwatchable trash
>>74304351530?????She looks like she's in her 40's
>>743044261F
>>743044261F, awful speedgame
>>743044261ZZZSavescummed
>>743044261ZZZZone for each of these losers
>>743044261D-
There is a fine line between based and cringe.
>>743044261put a forth Z while you are at it
>>743044261Zzz
>>743044261N
>>743044339nice rat
joe's pretty cool
>>743044261ZWhat an awful thing to wake up toLiteral dogshit gameplay tooMy friends not even jokingly play better
>>743044261ZZZI literally spent the whole run gooning to smelly princess feet to stay awake
>>743044261F - not a speedrun and they were not entertaining
>>743044261K worst possible run
>>743044261ZZZIt was simply too much for me. I could only watch it for 10mins.
>More theater hijinks >Grown men in their 30's and 40's
>>743044261Z dogshit run
I typed out like 10 reason why that run was ZZZ worthy, but deleted the paragraph because that shit speaks for itself. I want to move on with my life
>>743044396>straight>white>cis>malehe's bringing the good old days back
>>743044393
The run wasn't really that bad, /v/ is just being touchy
>>743044070They don't wipe at all!>>743044261ZZZ
>balatro again Since the event is called games done quick (not vidya done quick) and pinball proved this, what are some /tg/ that should be in gdq
>>743044261K for real
>>743044313Just tuned in. What’s the point of using a known seed? Roguelikeslops don’t even need to be speedrun
The formula for the GOAT run:>Card game>Rogue-like>2026 release>Developer over Skype>Race>Randomizer>PS5>Co-op>She/it>JD Puppy
>>743044464FILTHY NUMIDIAN
>>743044487towers of hanoi, 100 rings
>>743044061Probably the one I am making right now in Godot to play against myself.
>>743044487Speed run a Rise of the Runelords campaign
>>743044487Dune Imperium "done quick"
>>743044261DNFcope and seethe save-scummers
>>743044529The tropes, oy vey
>>743044261ZZZLet's plays done at a slow pace.
>>743044504It's not a roguelike - actual roguelikes can be speed ran easily enough like NetHack, DC:SS, etcRNG Progression games are designed by getting lucky and steamrolling the game which they effectively did in the 3rd fight, the only actual woman openly stated that all the fights for the act will be steamrolled and just read donationsThe point of a seeded run in an rng progression game is they know when and how they will get OP and steamroll the game>>743044545kek
>>743044487warhammer fantasy battle
>>743044523You forgot spike the goat
>>743044261ZZZI would be impressed if there was a worse run this event.
>>743044529
>>743044553That ain't moo moo milk...
>>743044487R.O.O.TCorvid Conspiracy Player Gets Strangled%My PB is down to 15 minutes.
nu-prize guy making me kind of miss Mr. Rape and Shout
so is it cool and normal to do this accent now
Where the fuck is Sent?
>>743044261F!!!
What made the run so bad? Didn't seem exceptionally offensive
If you're an adult man and you seriously collect dolls from videogames, you should go hug them
>>743044665This is just how he sounds after he sniffs some hair
>>743044672
>>743044672scent is kill
>>743044261ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>743044553he fainted 3 times to fill this bottle
>>743044261D
>>743044602>warhammer fantasy battleWhat would a speedrun of that look like? Would it just be one army charging into another and dying as fast as possible?
>>743044672He got deleted from the outbox
>>743044261ZZZ everything wrong with GDQ
>>743044708>co-op (4 trannies yapping non stop)>pre-seeded>no tricks, no skips, just a let's play>boring game (to watch at least)Just a lot of set up for an unimpressive piece of trash run, waste of time
>>743044708stated to be unseeded which was a liethey had the seed for weeks and practiced itthey knew what was coming up, including what bosses for act 3 and when they'd get certain cardsthey build they choose, doomstacking is utterly fucking shit for a speedrun, it's a 'safe but slow buid' but isn't ideal.Furthermore they didn't say shit that helps non-players understand things beyond 'yeah we need doom, we needto use weaken,yeah let's lock in gang'
>almost 2 decades of GDQ>people here has to be late 20s/30sso where are your kids and family anon?
>>743044261SSS i'm trans now
>>743044782full 3-4 hour game with a timer. they can use speedrun strats like playing the game normally. that seems to get a pass for a whole lot of other games that are more like let's plays than anything close to a speedrun>>743044672he was implicated in the MrRapeAndShout accusations
>>743044860Are cheek implants real?
Isn't that DMC nevan guitar the wrong color? How did they fuck that one up?
>>743044595I would give you the git repo and DNS of my server if it did not expose my personal information..
>>743044860kekkk
>>743044879Idk
Goodluck!
>>743044682why does this nigga refuse to buy new clothes
>>743044860>Reveal face>Get mocked>Become a legendary meme because of your weird face>TransitionWould've done the same, actually.
>>743044879
>>743044860
>67 trainyeah im closing the stream for a while
Don't these uncs know that 67 isn't it anymore? Grandpas always behind on the times.
>>743044879my kids are doing the dishes because today is allowance day and my wife is at work
>>743044879Wife and kid are at her parents house making cupcakes for our nephew's graduation party tomorrow. Im in charge of getting my boomer dad drunk on fridays so i have some alone time until then
Has the event even broke above 33k viewers once this week? This is just sad.
>>743045073I’m a swifthead. We have to protect her
nigga shut up i'm trying to listen to LIVE AND LEARN
>>743043261Holy fuck, was Unbeatable that bad?
>>743045130there's 7-9k watching on jewtube rn so event has to be at least 41k total
This guy is like the only good announcer they have
How the fuck do you speedrun Balatro
>>743045130it was at like 36k last night during the elden ring run when i went to bed
>>743044879The courts said I don't have to worry about that this weekend
>>743045073where is she
Any hopes for tetris at least?
Is everyone getting hype in the chat right now?
>>743045224grim
fuck yeahtuned in just in time for the worst run of this shitfest
>>743044353if you're 39 you can say you're in your 30shell, if you count leap years you can still claim 30s for like a week after your 40th birthday
>>743045238If it's anything I saw a video one time, extremely fast.
>>743045142Utterly putrid to the point I think some sort of blackmailing took place behind the scenes to get it on the marathon.
>>743043261good lord this has to be on pace for worst rated gdq
>>743044879I will never have sex
>>743044879skip family any%
>>743045238>>743045286>75 minutesOh, forget it, I don't know what the fuck is this.
>>743045328literally just hire a skank dude
i feel nothing towards gdq anymorei'm only here out of habiti bet this is what a loveless marriage feels like
>>743044879In this economy?
volatile
BASEDef run
>>743044879wtf are you talking about? it's still 2013
I switched over to spain belgium but that is somehow more boring and gay than gdq
>balatroyay at least one good gam->adefnevermind
GAYdef run
>Another roguelike """""""""""""speedrun"""""""""""""""
>GOAT balatro runner present>he's on the couch
>fake math numbers
>>743045395There are no good roguelikes gain taste
>>743045347if you saw the grotesque whores in my area you would pay them to not have sex with you
>>743044879had to get a restraining order cuz the ole ball n chain wouldn't let me watch GDQ all week
What are you playing while you watch?
>>743045352I completely skipped the previous 2 gdqs and esas. First time I'm wayching some runs in a while
>cheating
We love adef here, by the way.
>brotherah, traditional nepotism
Oh so he's cheating
Will Adef have a safety blast in case the game gets too hard?
>>743045380
>modded
>>743045395Nah adef gonna clear trust
>modMcfucking kill yourself
>>743043261>20 - 30 votes per game on averageholy shit GDQ has gotten so bad that not even the slop eaters here want to watch, lol
ONE FUCKING HOUR OF A CARD GAME????
>seededWhy the fuck run a roguelite then? They always do this shit.
>>743045461I'm watching SGDQ
God wept.
What a fucking joke of a run
>Adef with another prime timeslot>Adef getting to run anything ever again after that pokemon all-time low
>cheatingwasn't the last balatro run pure RNG and that nigga nailed it?
>mod that searches for the easiest seedsFUCK this run, preordering my ZZZ
>cheating to force a joker at the startCringe.
>the only forced things is I was forced to cheat
>>743045314No theres plenty of As in there most nontranny runs are fine and theres not anymore of those than normal
If I have watch adef I wish he’d at least play a game that isn’t turn based and has some actually interesting tech. Watching someone mess with menus for an hour is lame.
Is this colorblind mode or did I forget how Balatro looks?
Imagine failing after all that cheating.
>>743045531>>743045536>>743045537>>743045513Stop watching then, it's not for you
I love the one-two punch of him saying he's cheating but it's okay because he's never seen this seed before
>An hour and fifteen minutes of fucking balatro.You gotta be shitting me who wants to see this
pro tip: you don't have to explain the game to those who haven't played it because they still won't get it
>>743045567Yeah, it is.
Seeded, modded, cheatedFuck outta here.
stop speedrunning roguelikes you fags
so the run is over already, he wonthere is still an hour of this horseshit
>>743045585No one but he's staff so guess how he got it in
>>743045589Can confirm. I don’t even know how to play normal poker.
>>743045573Yeah, I will just not enjoy the run,
>Mod fag at it againLol nope.
Hey it's that guy who appears all the time on my feed just because I saw a balatro vid. Roofie
Think of all the games we could be spending 75 minutes on aside from a fucking card game
>>743045461I am not watching but I am playing
>>743045614Stop calling roguelites roguelikes faggot
>>743045205Filian my beloved
>>743044261ZZZnot only was it not a speedrun but it wasn't even a real challenge run as they had clearly pre-planned and chose this exact seed. despite practicing beforehand they still had to cheat and exit out of the run because they messed up
>>743045670>shitskinned pinoy roleplaying as a fair skinned white womansad!
Every run is co op modded seeded or some shit no one has ever speedran Cinema
>>743045654The ogre battle run was about as long just go watch that if you havent
this game looks complicatedi don't get it at all
i wasn't paying attention to the explanation, how does he already have a legendary joker? is it """luck""" or some bullshit "oh i have to do this have a chance at naneinf :)" kind of thing
>>743044879My family is not right in the head and they are quite the cunts half the time, my relatives are fulltime cunts, and I can barely muster the energy to take care of myself let alone a pet or a kid. Plus I'm probably going to die in a few years from my damaged heart.Even if I wanted to be a selfish cunt and bring a kid to this world he would have no one to take care of him if I became a deadbeat dad or died. Mom outright said she would never take care of my kids, not even if I was away for a day (she doesn't know my heart is failing).
Let me hear you say it, /v/:Trans Rights!
>>743045752cheat mod
>>743045461Ball X Pit and Animal Crossing
>>743044487Speed running some expensive boardgames with a high production value could be cool. HeroQuest comes to mind.
>>743045764TRANS JOY!
>>743045741you play poker hands for pointsthe jokers are perks that effect the hand you playit's not complicated at all
>>743045741It's not that complicated to learn, it's pretty fun.
>>743045757Nice blog post, homo. You must love NV
>>743044879I dont talk to women I just cash checks
>seeded run>meaning he only has to do things in same order to get same result>he will somehow fuck that up anyway
>>743045802
It happened.
>>743045764trans rooooöôǒǒöœiiiightttsssss
>>743043261God there are so many trannies
So currently we're at 36k + 4k youtube, for comparison.
is this seriously another seeded, pre-planned, pre-trained run?
Id rather watch someone play Minesweeper for 75 mins than this horseshit
There's a mahjong balatrolike comin out too.
Any old ladies itt? I wanna learn how to play bridge
>>743044879My kids with her nanny right now I'm shitposting from work
>>743045850He literally explained it is not a seeded run anon
>>743045850>>743045906erm, he said he hasn't practiced it, so...
>>743043261What the fuck went wrong with the silksong run?
>Hanging Chad>Photograph>Burnt Jokerwhy even keep playing
>>743045887is this real? how is it possible that they're at 50% viewership?
Wait they're actual brothers?
>>743045726I don't care, I just miss her.
>>743043408It was co-op, not even a race. There was no competition or team to get invested in rooting for, just 2 people finding random items and sharing answers until they were both in go mode.The only "race" was the Battleship Sploosh Kaboom game they played for an incentive.
>>743045491>cosmo detrans>he's now a high ranked tekken playerkinda based redemption arc ngl
Give it to me straight, the Tetris runs going to be ass too isn’t it?
>>743045906A seed was auto-searched for to exclusively get the joker he needed. Anything else about the seed is unknown and unplanned.
>>743045960because this shit is ass
>>743045991brown
>>743045964Eskimo brothers
>>743045935>Guaranteed joker in first shop Not seeded btw. Retard
>>743045964His brother is an editor for Hollywood movies like John Wick. Not even kidding, look him up.
>getting naneinf is only "impressive" because you have to get a build capable of getting it>so it's basically just getting excited on if you wont the RNG gamble>use a mod that gives you one of the rarer cards in the build...so what's the point of this? it's an RNG achievement and they're using a mod to nerf the RNG? so the "skill" is just that he can click cards quickly and doesn't have to read the joker descriptions? are we just doing this because retards will be excited to see the text "naneinf" on screen?
>>743045783A no rng manipulation run ie no rolling in a cheating way would be fun some speedrun tech like counting cards should be allowed though
>>743045491How many are now troons?
>>743046005Yea tetrises don’t even got legs
WTF YOU CANT SAY DEGENERATEBAN THIS MAN
>>743045991Sorry buddy, Filianislost...
>>743046016...right*wink*
>>743045887emrmm well actually uhmmm it's not covid anymore and twitch stopped the bots so you see all previous GDQs were botted -wait no they were not botted but because of twitch they are not counting that there is really 250k viewers at all times
>>743046037So how did Adef turn out as such a dud?
>>743045917i thought it was already out? or were multiple made?
>'I "feel" like I should open it'>Gets a kinghmmmmm
Name a more kino Balatro mod than Joyous SpringHINT: You can't
>>743046113just look at him
>>743046078It's been seven fucking months, anon... it hurts...
>>743046123Oh maybe it is, I just remember wishlisting it.
>>743046042it's for the >watching this with my spouse and we have no idea what's going on but adef is killing it! much love and trans rights! donations
I hope he still fails the run somehow, just to make it interesting
adef is annoying but his gf is very very hot. lucky bastard
>>743045887this used to be *the* event of the online nerd space. i was in high school watching 35 year olds speedrun zombies ate my neighbors. now all the kids are split across 1000 different streamers.
>>743046162Ah it's "out" but in EA.
>>743046202pics
Remember when everyone and their mothers shilled this shit game?
>>743045917>>743046123These are the two I know about:https://store.steampowered.com/app/3066570/Aotenjo_Infinite_Hands/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3444020/Demonic_Mahjong/I really liked Demonic Mahjong, I played a ton of it earlier this year.
>>743046113He's actually a successful youtube content creator right now which definitely isn't a consequence of having a family member who works in traditional media
>>743046042i legitimately have no idea it's basically just watching a balatro run where he always ensures to have enough money to buy the joker he needs
>>743046158Have you tried getting decent taste in vtubers in that time period?
Isnt adef’s wife super hot?
>>743045917>>743046268>chinkjongnice try wumao. nobody cares
>>743045092>>743045078>wife haver and sex havernormalfags like you shouldn't be allowed on our board
>>743046282I'm actually not that into vtubers, Filian was one of the only ones that hooked me.
>>743046268Demonic has titties and isn't in EA, picked up.
>>743046259@partyarlie
I actually like this run, the commentary is good, minimal donations, and the build is cool.
why is there a segment between each run
>>743046368It's got a big patch coming at the end of the month, enjoy.
>>743045916Minesweeper speedruns are a thing. I can do sub 3 minutes on 99 and thats using a trackpad. I could probably drop it a minute if i bothered using a mouse and learned the speed strats but that would probaly kill my win percentage
sure love these new genres of games that are literally just one armed bandits but on your computer
>>743046290wouldn't surprise meHate him or not these types with confident winner personalities can usually pull way above their level
>>743046272>which definitely isn't a consequence of having a family member who works in traditional mediait isn't. why would you think it is? old media types have traditionally struggled to understand the internet. oh right, i forgot: you probably think someone in his family contacted the le jews who contacted youtube to boost adef's videos in the algorithm, right?
>>743046368ai was used so I cant ever play it
>>743046457flat
>>743045917The demo was really good>>743046307You should try it
>>743046407>ironmouseWhy is this annoying cunt in everything
>>743045935>it's not seeded it just uses a mod that looks for certain seeds! It's totally different
>>743046501she doesn't charge appearance fees
>>743046457>>743046272>>743046290Y'all are superobsessed and acting like catty bitches on tiktok
>>743046368>>743046268don't love the anime presentation of demonic but might give it a shot>steam sale endedfuck me, thought that went through tomorrow for some reason
>>743046457this is supposed to be hot? she's like quintessential average upper middle class white american
>>743046501please understand very sick child send money million pity
>>743046542imagine the fucking smell
>>743046501doesn't she live in an iron maiden or something? and she sings / her vtuber has big jugsthat's all ik
>>743045461
I fucking hate this adef nigger bros. All of his runs are fucking RNG trash.
>>743046473Lundgren is a name that has been associated with Ashkenazi Jews, so...
>>743043261>Biohazard makes a returnDare I even ask?
>>743046407We can't just have cringy skits and ad-reads 24/7, that'd get boring.
>>743046407It's near the end, they have to shill their trinkets extra hard now
>>743046378>brown eyes>nasolabal fold>eye wrinkles>turkey neckare you sure she isn't his wine aunt?>>743046486nah i'm good. i'm human, not a dog eater
>cryptid modWhats the point? A baby could get naneinf with cryptid mod
>>743046596ask away friend
how was saros?
>>743046562hurrdurr 2/10 would not bang
>>743046562That's outta 100% of posters on here's league.
>>743046567It probably smells like she/it
>>743046340I knocked her up again between claude elite 4 attempts and i taught gookmoot how to image post i belong here
>>743046473like most people who go into media it is indicative of having rich parents, which isn't really nepo but something different. most people don't have the financial backing to go into something like media / content creation because it's such a huge risk with likelihood for very low returns if they aren't able to keep it up for a long time, which sometimes can only be possible with financial backing
>>743046676>ancient photonow post a pic of her from this century
>>743046676just saying, she's literally 95% of the girls i went to high school with. sorry you're brown and add 8 points just because she's white
MIME GET
>>743046687
What a competitive, totally real speedrun category
>>743046676Come on man, you haven't even seen how pointy her elbows are yet
nigyger
can we stop talking about gfs and focus on the run folx?
>Incentive to do the same exact run again but with a pre-known seedget your donations in!
>>743046667Boring. Runner played on NG+ with a bunch of easy mode options enabled
Not gonna lie, I haven't paid one ounce of attention to this run.
>>743046735>most people don't have the financial backing to go into something like media / content creation because it's such a huge risk with likelihood for very low returnDoesn't matter, there's tons of people that try and make it big in Internet content creation without a safety net. Most of them fail. We only see the successes
Where are the highest difficulty set speedruns
adef is cute
>>743046909Me but all GDQ except the Mother 1 run until the faggot dono reader started yelling
>>743046867at this rate it's more "incentive to actually see the thing the run failed to do"
>>743046909Why would you preface that by stating that you're not lying? Do you normally lie about that?
>>743046867now that the audience has seen one run, they'll understand all the intricacies, the second run will be twice as interesting!
>>743046939thanks for agreeing with me idiot that's literally what i just said
>>743046869It's like they fail to understand that people want to see do or die runs. I want them to either triumph over impossible odd or fail miserably as a laughing stock.Boring safe runs with no risk and only easy tricks are boring ass fuck.
>>743046667I fuck with Rahul, I still remember him watching hentai on Funhaus
>>743046781He said it's a showcase of a challenge run. Not that it makes this any more entertaining or enjoyable for someone who doesn't know every card or mechanic already.
I just noticed the furry in the back
>>743046676>>743046626>>743046457generic white girl. I am more of a big tit guy personally.
>>743046909this is like watching someone speedrun solitaire. like yeah, you could, but why?
>>743046993>Funhaus
oh wow go figure he found the thing
it's time
can someone with more iq than me can explain what the fuck is going on
BANNED
>h*ly sh*tBAN HIM BAN HIM
Pls tell me tetris will be good
>>743046960PC release...fucking...WHEN!!!
Banned
Spain just scored
IT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES IT>IT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES ITIT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES IT>IT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES ITIT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES IT>IT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES ITIT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES IT>IT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES ITIT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES IT>IT'S OK WHEN STAFF DOES IT
>>743047090the incentive is to do this run againwoo!
What are we going to speedrun slots next?
>unseededUh except for the mod he's using that picks the easiest seeds according to his own strategy. Lying trannies!
BLUEPRINT MOTHERFUCKER WE ARE IN
Roffle is such a chad.
>it's completely unmodded (except for the fact that you're guaranteed to get the best joker in the entire game)!
>>743046993gayhaus
is it me or all three look a little zesty?
>>743047090right now is a "random" seed. The bonus will be doing a pre-planned run when you could just watch a youtube video of the same thing.
>>743046501No one has a clue. I've been to several vtuber cons and have never met a single person who actually watches her
>>743046980I'm not agreeing with you. There's no reason to think there's a higher percentage of those with rich backgrounds getting into content creation than any other industry. People take big risks all the time in risky industries regardless if it's financially viable for them or not. Learn to read.
>>743047148>unseeded>is seededheh
>Negative BlueprintHOLY
>>743047196so a manual tasbot run lol
oh c'mon
>Unseeded run>Get the cards you need everytimeYea no I call bullshit.
I feel like the mechanic of leveling hands flies in the face of the rest of the game. You're required to pick a playstyle really early on in a game built around pure randomness.
>>743047190>Roffle fuckng AdefImagine...
>>743047109>>743047115>>743047135what just happened I don't have the stream on
POP HIM
>SCRIMBLO JOKER>JUST GO THE WINGLY WANGLY REDUX>OMFGGGGG GOT THE REVERSE NEGA JOKAwhat the fuck is going on? why is he creaming his pants at getting these random cards? why is nothing explained
>>743047242it's just like my card duel animes
I have no fucking clue about what's going on.
>>743047268He said an advertiser unfriendly word.
>>743046542Actually ruined my appetite, I was eating, fuck you.
>>743047306Just enjoy the runs :)
>>743047306Game is about escalating points. Blueprint is one of the best cards in the game because it lets you copy an effect you already have, and mathematically generally doing something multiplicative to itself grows exponentially, making it absurdly valuable.
>>743047212oh okay, so you're just stupid then. it doesn't at all register to you that consistency in uploading, streaming, etc. is the #1 metric for success, and someone who is not able to dedicate themselves full-time to it would not be able to succeed as easily as others who have financial backing to devote themselves fully?
What the fuck is this dono
>>743047306Just get excited and pop off when they tell you to
>MUH AMERICAN POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!christ who gives a fuck? MSF is a global charity. why can't amerimoids go more than 5 seconds without making it about themselves?
>>743047212also>People take big risks all the time in risky industries regardless if it's financially viable for them or not.yeah obviously anyone can attempt to enter into an industry, but someone who has financial backing will have a much easier time staying afloat. the initial investment is the hardest part because you're growing a fanbase, customerbase, etc.
>>743047306Game about number go up gave him something that makes number go *really* up
>77k incentive for the same run again but set seededHuh?
>>743046340poor guy, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings. ill leave your special safe space after the marathon is over. ill be back for ESA
>>743047437Theyre just virtue signaling for illegal immigrants
>>743047463>>743047421>>743047381>>743047378gay as shit. it's not even a speedrun. fuck this whole lame event
>>743047489they expected him to fail I guess
Can you two faggots arguing about content creators or something shut the fuck up you're insufferable
>Another 40 hours of this
image upload borked for anyone else?
>>743047497Is clean water a right?
Who /out/ here?
Im never going to play this stupid fucking game now because of this “speed run”Gay as fuck game for gay fucking queers
>>743047556
This would be impressive if it was gold ante, but white ante is baby tier.
>>743047575How's the battery?
>>743047575Fuck the mewtwo raids, faggots keep leaving
>>743047545>content creatorsare you 14 years old or redditor? which is it?
I have only seen one actual speedrun this event, jedi knight
No good runs on a Friday night. Sad.
>>743047560If you can find it
whatcha playing miggers?
how come cookie clicker can handle big numbers just fine but this paid game shits the bed when number too big?
What's the thing where he presses "next" repeatedly to trigger an effect multiple times?
>>743047620I use my phone very heavily all day everyday, and has never once dropped below 20%. I cannot recommend it enough. >>743047621Those haven't showed up for me yet , what am I missing?
>far leftWoooooo trans rights!
happy naneinf!
WE STILL HAVE FORTY FIVE MINUTES OF THIS HORSE SHIT LEFT????
Am I supposed to be amazed by anything going on right now or does this only make sense if I played the game?
So does he have this modded to make it easier and give him all the cheat cards and packs to win?
>37 minutes to go
>>743047803You're forgetting about the showcase run that could last as long as this run has already. The only good thing is this shit could go on long enough they cancel the upcoming retard segment.
>>743047803
another snooz worthy run
Problem is, all the drama happens in the first 15 mins. Now it's just a waiting game.
>>743047867It's not impressive even if you understand the game, he cheated (recurring theme these days)
Let's discuss how much of a cancer shit like this and vampire survivors have been on indie games. Like crack in the hood. There is no more detrimental type of video game at the moment
>we can't run classic games anymore because nobody likes it!>oh buy lets run shit like this every single event that nobody has any idea what is going
POP THE FUCKING INVISIBLE I'M SO PENT UP
Will the Tetris run be any good?
Probably so many legitimate runners running cool games got denied a segment so Adef could “”speedrun”” a fucking card game for 3 god damn hoursGrim
lmao bitch
Alright, now it's good.
>>743047704Javascript has a feature for arbitrarily large numbers, lua don't.The feature can be added but such retardly high score is out of scope for balatro because if you don't have an extremely specific build you won't last that long.
RIP
>>743047974I'd unironically rather be watching celeste right now
>pops the invis and its PerkeoIt's actually so over
i heard niggers use cutscene removers on rpgs too. fucking pussies
It's so ogre.
>most fun commentary in awhile>crowd actually sounds like they're having a good time for once>faggots here doing nothing but bitchmiserable fucks, holy shit
i dont think you guys get it. 10^308 is very hard to pull off
DNF incoming
Legendary blueballing imminent
>>743047962I don't think it makes sense to be mad at these, they're good games. The shame of it all is the blatant copying from lesser makers.
>Speedrun marathon>50% of the runs aren't speedrunsWtf is happening to this event.I swear it wasn't this bad last year.
>>743047878>>743047803Idk Balatro but won't it end early if he finishes early?
>>743048081That was an actual fun run with rng cards
>>743048087we are not paid to act
He weighted the dice and still lost....
I don't know what all the Jokers do so I didn't have the facepalm moment seeing his thing get deleted.
>pauseloooooool
>>743048078>FFX CSR True RNGsoulless
>>743048087You do need to have played... One of the biggest indie games of the past 5 years... To understand what's going on. But /v/ don't play games
GDQ timer and in-game timer are not in sync.So GDQ been scamming all this time?
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT INVISIBLE JONKLER SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>743048087I know, right?! The commentary is great, the crowd is heckin' contributing, and the game is... uh... uh...
>>743044879I'm so late to give you your (You) because I've been reading my younger bedtime stories.
I think I just fundamentally don't understand how this game works? Even the basic stuff at the start felt over my head.
>Cheats>Still losesInstant ZZZZZZ rating
>>743048075>>743048081It's so cool that this run has a built-in 1/5 chance of completely bricking at the 45 minute mark.
>>743048148Yes, he's close, he just needs to explode with the cryptids after he reaches enough, it's whether he can or not
>>743047962Vampire survivor is pretty braindead but balatro has actual depth and thought out into it.
>>743048148let's hurry it up so we can get to balatro run #2
I have no idea what’s going on and even the runner seems kind of bored
>>743048154you also aren't paid to be a miserable shit
how do you die in this game?
yay we get this same shit all over again
autistic ratings war incoming
>>743048214i have like 30h in this game and me neither
>>743048087>why dont you like watching number go up the game
>>743048273He could've finished the run already, but got bad luck>>743048298Fail to score the amount of points required to advance
>>743048298If you hand doesn't score high enough
>>743048298you pull a jonkler
Shan't ever play cardslop
>>743048221The game has too many variables and this isn't a specific seeded run to know that it would be reliant on an Invis. He said himself the Invis is just a bonus inclusion that could pop off. But then he ended up in a bad position and had to rely on it
>>743047867no it's basically looking like a dead run, he's about to lose it
>>743047962What is there to discuss? Everyone knows it
>>743048298You don't cheat and make it so you start with one of the best cards in the game.
I feel like they should have let Roffle run this instead of Adef. He's the actual good player here and I have to assume Adef is only the runner because of nepotism.
>>743048221It didn't, we're just on one path of many.
>>743048312yeah people that like this shit card game vs people that like actual speedrunning
>>743048298>score at least Xin the top left corner, if you dont reach that number youre ded
>>743048087Balatro isn't a game, it's gambling
>>743048329That's like every fucking thing in life ffs
Balatro is sometimes fun to play, but I never understood watching others play it.Like, genuinely I don't get it.You're watching someone else basically gamble? What?
>>743048087TRAAAAINS ROIIIGHTTSSSSFAQ ICEWE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER!!! POLYAMORY NOW>video games?
>>743047962Balatro is great but even the original dev has no idea where to take it
>>743048291at least im honest
>>743048392Please elaborate.
>>743048404>You're watching someone else basically gamble? What?unc lacks critical information
>>743048087roguelike runs will always be shit adef runs will always be shit
need to sleep nowpre-emptive Z
>>743048404Games are sometimes fun to play, but I never understood watching others play.Like, genuinely I don't get it.You're watching someone else basically gamble? What?
do people really only like this shit because of the casino slot machine psychological flashing and sounds it incorporates?
>>743047962i've been saying that for years but small minded gambling addicts like >>743048087 are a very, very vocal minority. they will spam every discussion trying to silence anyone that doesn't approve of wild unchecked gambling addiction
why is this game at like every event now?
Wow two seeded runs!
uhhh wtf is he saying
>anon makes a joke that people watch this run, have no idea how balatro works, but just sees a number going up so gets excited>several donos just went through saying the exact same thinggood lord these people are like toddlers
Hype same run coming up again after
>cheats >still loses
>set seed>but not like that>but yes actually like that but not like that
>>743048087mod gave him the legendary that made even getting this far possible, this was a semen slurping non-run from conception
DEATH OR GLORY FAGGOT
>>743047962There's loads of survivor clones that do scratch the same itch.There's no alternative to Balatro
>>743048494yes
>>743048494No, they like the gaming the system aspect of it. Like over grinding in an rpg or something
I'm assuming the Femshep will win the incentive just to spam the TRANS RIGHTS during the whole fucking run...
>Adef>choking Name a more iconic duo
Ironmouse should be coming up nextdoes she speedrun or what
>>743048575>>743048575>>743048575
>Rolls the dice>1>"Oh man, bro... Like if I could just... mmm temperance would go crazy...">Rolls again>4>"Oh man steal, steal, steal, steal, great...">Rolls again>3>"I have 4 dollars xD"Brainrot run.
These showcases are just not fun to watch even if I like the games.
>another Invis at the last fucking secondLETS FUCKING GO GAMBLING
FRAME PERFECT JOKER MULTIPLIER LETS GOOOOOOO
Why are his jokers possibly getting destroyed?
>>743048437Its not its just a deck building time wasting game based on poker. I can see the appeal but this is far too long for this kind of run. This is genuinely terrible just following a spreadsheet then waiting for rng to go your way no skill and quick thinking required
He's not even clicking the cards. Is he cheating?
>>743048496that's interesting, I said VS was like distilled lizard brain crack when it came out trying to describe it to my coworkers
>The entire run was an ad for a Youtube video
>>743048674This. I always skip them and watch something else.
>>743043274wtf is this real?
